1 00:00:01,366 --> 00:00:03,922 Hey, Gina, you got that file I needed Captain Holt to sign? 2 00:00:03,923 --> 00:00:06,162 Uh-huh. 3 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:16,339 Mm. 4 00:00:16,373 --> 00:00:18,741 Gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in two hours. 5 00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:20,844 First person to make her look up wins the pot. 6 00:00:20,878 --> 00:00:22,145 I'm in. 7 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,347 A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score. 8 00:00:24,381 --> 00:00:25,782 Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag. 9 00:00:25,783 --> 00:00:27,484 I used to have to distract her from her phone 10 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,686 all the time when we were smooshin' booties. 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,187 - Ugh. - Yeah. 12 00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:33,256 Hey, girl... 13 00:00:33,257 --> 00:00:35,692 Catch you later. 14 00:00:36,727 --> 00:00:38,228 Mid-morning dance party. 15 00:00:40,264 --> 00:00:42,332 She's dancing even better than normal. 16 00:00:42,366 --> 00:00:45,902 Oh, my God, did you hear that George W. Bush died? 17 00:00:45,936 --> 00:00:47,070 Who dat? 18 00:00:48,639 --> 00:00:49,839 Ooh. 19 00:00:49,874 --> 00:00:52,342 Gina may never look at another real human being again. 20 00:00:52,376 --> 00:00:53,375 She's unbeatable. 21 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:56,779 Oh, I don't know about that. 22 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,716 Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me? 23 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:02,886 Changed my relationship status to "it's complicated." 24 00:01:02,887 --> 00:01:04,120 Pony up, y'all! 25 00:01:04,155 --> 00:01:05,889 Whoo! 26 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,924 It's my wife. 27 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,926 Hey, baby. 28 00:01:09,927 --> 00:01:11,928 No! No, no, no. It was a mistake. 29 00:01:11,929 --> 00:01:14,964 My thumb slipped and... I have to go home. 30 00:01:34,985 --> 00:01:38,354 Ladies and gentlemen, today is the greatest day of my life. 31 00:01:38,355 --> 00:01:41,958 Guess who just got murdered! 32 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,494 That's right... it's Carl Mather. 33 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:47,063 What? I'm the only one gasping? 34 00:01:47,097 --> 00:01:49,899 Guys, Carl Mather? Did 25 years in Attica... 35 00:01:51,168 --> 00:01:52,268 Sor... sorry. 36 00:01:52,269 --> 00:01:53,503 Just point at me when you want me to gasp. 37 00:01:53,537 --> 00:01:54,771 Will do. 38 00:01:54,772 --> 00:01:57,040 Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four. 39 00:01:57,041 --> 00:01:58,308 Oh! 40 00:01:58,309 --> 00:02:00,810 They stole $21 million from an armored car depot. 41 00:02:00,811 --> 00:02:02,779 Feds caught them but they never found the money. 42 00:02:02,813 --> 00:02:05,515 - Until now. - You found $21 million? 43 00:02:05,549 --> 00:02:07,350 Oh, God no. Not yet. 44 00:02:07,351 --> 00:02:09,119 I can see how that would be confusing though. 45 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,687 I'm sorry. But I'm going to. 46 00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:11,888 Over the past six months, 47 00:02:11,889 --> 00:02:13,556 all four of these guys have been released, 48 00:02:13,557 --> 00:02:15,158 and now one of them shows up dead. 49 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:16,693 Someone's after that money, 50 00:02:16,694 --> 00:02:18,728 and they're willing to kill for it. 51 00:02:19,997 --> 00:02:21,131 You're getting ahead of yourself. 52 00:02:21,165 --> 00:02:22,365 You don't know that Mather's death 53 00:02:22,366 --> 00:02:23,666 is connected to the money yet. 54 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:25,768 Don't turn this into something bigger than it is, 55 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:29,405 not with Madeline Wuntch watching us at all times. 56 00:02:30,641 --> 00:02:32,675 Ew. When'd they put that in? 57 00:02:32,676 --> 00:02:34,444 Right after Wuntch got promoted. 58 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,346 She had it installed at that height so she'd, 59 00:02:36,347 --> 00:02:39,249 I quote, "always be looking down at me," unquote. 60 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,650 Treat this like a regular case. 61 00:02:40,684 --> 00:02:43,686 Sir, with all due respect, this is an epic case. 62 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:44,921 It's the reason I became a cop. 63 00:02:44,922 --> 00:02:46,202 I mean, hunting down a murderer, 64 00:02:46,223 --> 00:02:47,924 recovering millions in stolen money, 65 00:02:47,925 --> 00:02:50,206 rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth. 66 00:02:50,227 --> 00:02:51,461 Why would you jump out of a helicopter 67 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,495 with a knife in your mouth? 68 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:54,864 It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth 69 00:02:54,865 --> 00:02:57,066 because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. 70 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:58,835 And that's how it's going down. 71 00:02:58,869 --> 00:03:02,338 Okay, reminder, tomorrow we are hosting 72 00:03:02,373 --> 00:03:05,208 a field trip for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School. 73 00:03:05,242 --> 00:03:07,043 Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets. 74 00:03:07,044 --> 00:03:08,178 Pacemaker. 75 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:10,046 I'm actually not gonna correct you on that. 76 00:03:10,047 --> 00:03:12,615 Guys, I really need this to go well. 77 00:03:12,616 --> 00:03:15,051 My girls are on the wait list for their preschool 78 00:03:15,052 --> 00:03:17,087 and it's twice as tough to get in with twins. 79 00:03:17,121 --> 00:03:18,521 Why don't you just get one of them in 80 00:03:18,522 --> 00:03:20,390 and then let them take turns going to school every other day? 81 00:03:20,424 --> 00:03:22,792 Diaz, that's crazy. 82 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,160 I asked my wife and she said no. 83 00:03:24,195 --> 00:03:26,529 This field trip has to go well. 84 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,364 This is my chance to impress the principal. 85 00:03:28,399 --> 00:03:29,966 Sarge, you're in luck. 86 00:03:29,967 --> 00:03:32,202 I went to a magnet school where I was voted 87 00:03:32,203 --> 00:03:34,738 "most likely to befriend a school administrator." 88 00:03:34,739 --> 00:03:36,005 Oh, Amy. 89 00:03:36,006 --> 00:03:37,807 Preteens are my people. 90 00:03:37,808 --> 00:03:39,409 I speak their language. 91 00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:41,578 They are gonna have an amazing time. 92 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,279 Thanks, guys. That's great. 93 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,614 If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff 94 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,882 we have in the evidence locker. 95 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:47,684 I'm pretty sure there's a bag of hands in there. 96 00:03:47,718 --> 00:03:49,285 Whoa! No. No. 97 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,087 We got to make this place kid-friendly. 98 00:03:51,122 --> 00:03:52,889 No crime scene photos lying about. 99 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:54,224 That's not a crime scene. 100 00:03:54,258 --> 00:03:56,659 That's a boudoir photo I'm having framed for my wife. 101 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:58,728 That's me underneath the mask. 102 00:03:58,763 --> 00:03:59,796 Oh, God! 103 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:03,566 Next, let's get statements from the neighbors. 104 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:04,868 Ah, hello, Captain. 105 00:04:04,902 --> 00:04:07,037 Quick update: Another one of the Fulton Street Four 106 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,438 was murdered here this morning. 107 00:04:08,472 --> 00:04:11,207 Huh, I'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately. 108 00:04:11,242 --> 00:04:13,209 This is a crime scene and I'm a professional. 109 00:04:13,244 --> 00:04:14,377 You did it before I showed up? 110 00:04:14,412 --> 00:04:15,879 Yeah, that is exactly correct. 111 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,448 So two of these guys murdered in the past two days? 112 00:04:18,449 --> 00:04:19,916 It has to be tied to the missing money. 113 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:20,950 Admit I was right. 114 00:04:20,985 --> 00:04:23,019 Circumstances do suggest a connection. 115 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,287 Admit it with more gusto. 116 00:04:24,321 --> 00:04:26,156 - You were right. - Yes! Did you get it, Boyle? 117 00:04:26,157 --> 00:04:27,524 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode, 118 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:28,925 but I look super proud of you. 119 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:31,528 Unfortunately, because this case has turned out to be important, 120 00:04:31,529 --> 00:04:32,796 that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch 121 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:34,464 has her hindquarters pointed right at it. 122 00:04:34,498 --> 00:04:36,132 She wants to see us in her office, 123 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,967 no doubt to give the case to Major Crimes. 124 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:39,202 No, no, no. We can't let that happen. 125 00:04:39,203 --> 00:04:40,170 Sir, we have to do something. 126 00:04:40,204 --> 00:04:41,304 Fine. I'll seduce her. 127 00:04:41,305 --> 00:04:42,505 I'll just put on my bike shorts 128 00:04:42,506 --> 00:04:44,174 and give her a glimpse of the quad cities. 129 00:04:44,175 --> 00:04:45,942 No. No. That's not what I meant. 130 00:04:45,943 --> 00:04:47,143 I meant we have to fight her. 131 00:04:47,178 --> 00:04:49,112 We're not gonna fight her. She's the devil. 132 00:04:49,113 --> 00:04:52,882 And you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. 133 00:04:52,883 --> 00:04:54,284 Also, because in Madeline's case, 134 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:57,120 she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws. 135 00:04:57,154 --> 00:05:00,156 If she wants the case, it's hers. 136 00:05:00,157 --> 00:05:02,092 For the record, you're turning this murder scene 137 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,593 into a real bummer-scape. 138 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:04,761 Tell me you got that zinger. 139 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,329 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again, 140 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:07,564 but I was really laughing hard. 141 00:05:07,565 --> 00:05:08,998 Okay. 142 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:14,204 Okay, kids, this is where my detective squad solves crimes. 143 00:05:14,205 --> 00:05:16,873 - Wow. - This is my desk. 144 00:05:16,874 --> 00:05:19,876 You can tell by the framed 200-piece puzzle 145 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:21,711 my three-year-olds put together on their own. 146 00:05:21,746 --> 00:05:23,613 That's very advanced, Sergeant Jeffords. 147 00:05:23,647 --> 00:05:25,849 Is it? I wouldn't know what milestones 148 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:29,352 are impressive to a school admissions officer. 149 00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:31,454 They can count to 20 in English and Mandarin. 150 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:34,691 Hi. Detective Santiago, magnet school alumna. 151 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,292 Well, I appreciate that you used 152 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:38,061 the proper declension of alumnus. 153 00:05:38,062 --> 00:05:39,996 Well, some say Latin is a dead language, 154 00:05:39,997 --> 00:05:42,399 but I say it's just taking a long nap. 155 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:47,637 Okay, you two are obviously the alphas. 156 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:49,105 Let me guess. 157 00:05:49,106 --> 00:05:53,543 You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber 158 00:05:53,544 --> 00:05:55,078 but you're worried he's still into 159 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:57,580 Little Miss Side Braid Janky Purse. 160 00:05:57,615 --> 00:05:58,682 How did you know? 161 00:05:58,716 --> 00:06:01,351 I know so much. 162 00:06:01,352 --> 00:06:03,153 Hi, I'm Gina. 163 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,288 Hey. 164 00:06:08,392 --> 00:06:09,759 Hello, Raymond. 165 00:06:09,794 --> 00:06:12,996 How do you like my new office? 20th floor. 166 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:14,631 Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high 167 00:06:14,632 --> 00:06:15,765 without a broom under you. 168 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,000 Enough niceties. Have a seat. 169 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:19,903 Thanks, but I'm actually fine standing. 170 00:06:19,904 --> 00:06:23,673 I could stay in these bad boys all day. 171 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,642 So two members of the Fulton Street Four 172 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:27,610 have been murdered... sounds like a big case. 173 00:06:27,645 --> 00:06:29,612 No, it's actually the opposite. 174 00:06:29,613 --> 00:06:31,781 Pretty much an NBT sitch. 175 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,350 No big thang. 176 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,252 The word is "thing," and the thing is big. 177 00:06:36,253 --> 00:06:38,788 We believe someone is after the missing $21 million, 178 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,257 and solving this murder could lead us to the money. 179 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:43,593 Sure, but that money's, like, 25 years old. 180 00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:45,061 It's probably not even good anymore. 181 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:47,364 Sorry. Cramped up. 182 00:06:47,398 --> 00:06:50,100 This is a very important case, Raymond, 183 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:52,435 to me, and to the city of New York. 184 00:06:52,436 --> 00:06:54,571 I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources 185 00:06:54,572 --> 00:06:56,239 to deal with something of this magnitude. 186 00:06:56,273 --> 00:06:58,074 I understand the politics. 187 00:06:58,075 --> 00:06:59,876 This is a high-profile case. 188 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,544 Do what you must. 189 00:07:01,579 --> 00:07:03,313 What I was going to say is, 190 00:07:03,314 --> 00:07:05,148 since you don't have the resources, 191 00:07:05,149 --> 00:07:06,429 I'll give you anything you need. 192 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:08,118 The case is yours. You have my full support. 193 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:09,185 What? 194 00:07:09,186 --> 00:07:12,718 He meant that more excited. Like, "What!" 195 00:07:13,441 --> 00:07:17,087 Okay, two of the Fulton Street Four are dead. 196 00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:19,490 My hunch... one of them is killing off his co-scums 197 00:07:19,491 --> 00:07:21,125 so he can keep the money for his scum-self. 198 00:07:21,159 --> 00:07:22,626 We'll start with Reggie Bludsoe. 199 00:07:22,627 --> 00:07:24,728 He listed a Brooklyn address with his parole officer. 200 00:07:24,763 --> 00:07:26,196 We're gonna nail this son of a bitch. 201 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,331 Unless he's innocent... 202 00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:28,666 then we're gonna save the son of a bitch. 203 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,367 Either way, this case is gonna be awesome. 204 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:33,137 Peralta, I'm putting myself on this investigation with you. 205 00:07:33,171 --> 00:07:34,905 - What? Why? - Wuntch is up to something. 206 00:07:34,906 --> 00:07:37,174 There's only one reason why she would let us keep this case. 207 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:38,442 She took one look at me and said, 208 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:40,110 "That's the guy I want flying my chopper." 209 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,278 You know how to fly a chopper? 210 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:42,513 How hard could it be? 211 00:07:42,514 --> 00:07:43,914 It's just a big fan that goes in the sky. 212 00:07:43,915 --> 00:07:45,950 She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail. 213 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,918 I'm coming along so that you don't waste 214 00:07:47,919 --> 00:07:50,187 time and resources turning this investigation 215 00:07:50,188 --> 00:07:51,789 into another Ron McClane movie. 216 00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:54,024 Oh, you know it's John McClane. 217 00:07:54,025 --> 00:07:56,527 I've made my decision. End of discussion. 218 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:57,695 All right, fine. 219 00:07:57,696 --> 00:07:59,196 But you're gonna have to take your own car. 220 00:07:59,197 --> 00:08:01,365 I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound. 221 00:08:01,366 --> 00:08:02,433 It only has two seats. 222 00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:04,034 I saw that you had made that request. 223 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:05,769 I changed it to a sensible sedan. 224 00:08:05,804 --> 00:08:07,371 Okay, but the sunroof stays open. 225 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:08,539 There is no sunroof. 226 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,608 Why did you even become a cop? 227 00:08:10,642 --> 00:08:13,010 Oh, great job, kids. 228 00:08:13,011 --> 00:08:15,212 Don't solve too many crimes and put me out of business. 229 00:08:15,247 --> 00:08:17,381 Terry's got to pay the rent. 230 00:08:18,984 --> 00:08:21,719 Dr. Susman wants a private chat with me. 231 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:23,787 Thanks for warming her up, Santiago. 232 00:08:23,822 --> 00:08:25,222 They didn't give eighth grade Amy 233 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:27,725 the key to the teacher's lounge just for nothing. 234 00:08:27,726 --> 00:08:29,827 I stocked their fridge and cleaned up after them. 235 00:08:29,861 --> 00:08:32,363 Great. So can you take over with the kids for a minute? 236 00:08:32,397 --> 00:08:33,797 They're done with this activity. 237 00:08:33,798 --> 00:08:37,134 Of course. I am amazing with kids. 238 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,637 Okay. 239 00:08:39,638 --> 00:08:40,838 I am terrible with kids. 240 00:08:40,839 --> 00:08:42,740 I haven't listened to rap music in three years. 241 00:08:42,741 --> 00:08:44,575 I don't know the lingo. You have to do this. 242 00:08:44,576 --> 00:08:46,844 I can't... McKenzie is in the bathroom right now 243 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:49,713 freaking out because Kelsey S. made out with Hayes 244 00:08:49,714 --> 00:08:52,349 even though she knows Brianna's into him. 245 00:08:52,384 --> 00:08:54,585 So unless you want the spring dance 246 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:58,422 to be a total drama fest, I have to be there for her. 247 00:08:58,423 --> 00:09:00,991 Honestly, you should show them a picture of a dead body. 248 00:09:00,992 --> 00:09:04,795 No! Rosa, Terry said to keep it kid-friendly. 249 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:07,698 Okay, I'll just show them the stuff that I was into 250 00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:08,766 when I was their age. 251 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,501 - I'm done. - What do we do now? 252 00:09:10,502 --> 00:09:12,770 - What's next? - Hello, friends. 253 00:09:12,804 --> 00:09:15,005 Who here would like to see a presentation 254 00:09:15,006 --> 00:09:16,207 about crime statistics 255 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,776 as a function of demographics and time? 256 00:09:22,481 --> 00:09:24,081 Who wants to see a picture of a dead body? 257 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:25,549 Me! 258 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:29,954 Bludsoe lives at the end of his hall. 259 00:09:29,988 --> 00:09:32,623 Hmm... I would have preferred an abandoned lighthouse 260 00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:35,059 or a dilapidated barn, but I can embellish in my memoirs. 261 00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:36,494 Oh, I can't wait to read that book. 262 00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:38,028 What are you gonna call it? 263 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:39,763 "Go Ahead, Jake My Day." 264 00:09:39,798 --> 00:09:43,400 No, yours is much better. 265 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:45,102 "Case Closed, Jake Open." 266 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:46,270 - Wow. - I know. 267 00:09:46,304 --> 00:09:47,638 I said yours was better. 268 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:49,073 Whatever. Let's just do this. 269 00:09:54,479 --> 00:09:56,046 NYPD. Open up. 270 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:04,321 Hey, check it out. 271 00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:05,556 Half-packed suitcase. 272 00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:07,091 Looks like Bludsoe was planning a trip 273 00:10:07,092 --> 00:10:08,592 until he got interrupted by someone. 274 00:10:08,593 --> 00:10:10,161 - Or something. - Like what? 275 00:10:10,162 --> 00:10:11,896 I don't know... I just thought it would help the intrigue. 276 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:12,997 It did. 277 00:10:12,998 --> 00:10:14,064 That's enough chitchat already. 278 00:10:14,099 --> 00:10:15,466 Come on, how many people have to get killed 279 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,834 before you start having fun? 280 00:10:16,835 --> 00:10:18,836 You do know it's our job to stop the killing, right? 281 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:20,604 Wait a second. 282 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:22,106 I think I smell a dead body. 283 00:10:23,642 --> 00:10:26,510 Nope. My mistake. 284 00:10:26,545 --> 00:10:27,912 Wait! Don't close that. 285 00:10:27,946 --> 00:10:29,413 Look. Handprint. 286 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:31,749 That's a fake wall. 287 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,050 NYPD. 288 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,119 Come out with your hands on your head. 289 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,821 Don't shoot! Don't shoot. 290 00:10:36,822 --> 00:10:38,289 He's trying to kill me. 291 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:40,758 So I guess, if I had to sum them up, 292 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,626 Cagney is the intellectual one, 293 00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:47,198 whereas Lacey is more of your traditional prodigy. 294 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,700 Well, your daughters sound great. 295 00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:52,503 You know, I'm gonna look over their applications again. 296 00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:54,004 Oh, no, that's not necessary. 297 00:10:54,005 --> 00:10:55,239 It's Jeffords with two Fs. 298 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,842 But what really matters is that your students 299 00:10:57,843 --> 00:10:59,877 have an amazing experience here today. 300 00:10:59,911 --> 00:11:02,546 They are. 301 00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:04,548 Look, Rosa. Sarge is here. 302 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:05,683 Oh, my God. 303 00:11:07,719 --> 00:11:09,487 Children, get out of this room immediately. 304 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:10,688 Let's go. 305 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:12,456 What the hell, guys? 306 00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:13,491 They're 12 years old. 307 00:11:13,492 --> 00:11:15,793 I would've killed to have seen a bag of hands at that age. 308 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:18,162 I'm so sorry... I tired to be myself and they hated it. 309 00:11:18,196 --> 00:11:20,931 - Where were you? - Saving the day. 310 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,533 Hayes is out of the picture. 311 00:11:22,534 --> 00:11:25,636 The McKenzie/Kelsey S. beef is squashed, 312 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:27,571 and Brianna's going to the dance with Aidan, 313 00:11:27,572 --> 00:11:30,007 who's a much better match for her anyway, BT-dubs. 314 00:11:30,008 --> 00:11:32,176 How does any of that help me? 315 00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:34,812 - Dr. Susman... - Good-bye, Sergeant Jeffords. 316 00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:36,547 I think this experience has been 317 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:37,915 more than enough for the children. 318 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,383 We're done here. 319 00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:41,419 I was walking home from the coffee shop. 320 00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,187 I have a job bussing tables there. 321 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:46,424 Anyway, the next thing I know, Mikey D has a gun in my back. 322 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:47,892 Michael D'Angelo, the other member 323 00:11:47,893 --> 00:11:49,059 of the Fulton Street Four. 324 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:51,028 Yes, believe it or not, I familiarized myself 325 00:11:51,029 --> 00:11:52,797 with the names of all two suspects 326 00:11:52,798 --> 00:11:54,999 in this high-profile homicide we're investigating. 327 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,268 I fought him off, but he got my key. 328 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,402 What's the key for? 329 00:11:58,437 --> 00:11:59,737 Each of us had one, 330 00:11:59,738 --> 00:12:01,739 and you needed all four to open the safe. 331 00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:03,441 And what's in the safe? 332 00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:05,075 The $21 million. 333 00:12:05,076 --> 00:12:06,177 Bing... pot... 334 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:07,378 Nope... I was gonna say bingo, 335 00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:08,746 but then I was like, "Jackpot's better," 336 00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:10,881 but then it was too late; I was halfway through the word. 337 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,716 Bingpot works. It's taking off. 338 00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,518 It's taking off. 339 00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:17,755 Captain, D'Angelo has a place upstate. 340 00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,924 The local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. 341 00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,192 He must be there. 342 00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,827 Okay, they're gonna have to raid the place without us. 343 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,028 It'll take us two hours to get up there. 344 00:12:24,062 --> 00:12:25,062 Or we could take... 345 00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:26,297 We are not taking a helicopter. 346 00:12:26,298 --> 00:12:27,698 You know I was gonna say chopper. 347 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:29,333 Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, 348 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,768 but a helicopter is exactly the kind 349 00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,570 of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use 350 00:12:32,571 --> 00:12:34,105 to bury me if something goes wrong. 351 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:35,606 - Okay, sir... - Or... 352 00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:38,743 It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. 353 00:12:38,744 --> 00:12:40,277 "You could've had a chopper, Raymond. 354 00:12:40,278 --> 00:12:41,579 "Why didn't you take advantage? 355 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,380 Just a minute... my cauldron's boiling over." 356 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:45,549 Yeah, but what she actually said was, 357 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,551 "Chopper's yours, Peralta." 358 00:12:47,552 --> 00:12:48,886 Your impression was better. 359 00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:50,154 What did you do? 360 00:12:50,155 --> 00:12:51,989 She may have called me and I may have briefed her 361 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:53,290 and she may have said yes to the chopper 362 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,092 because it's definitely on its way right now! 363 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:56,988 I call middle seat! 364 00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:00,008 Whoo! 365 00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:03,145 This is awesome! 366 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:06,048 Okay, just so we're clear, from this point forward, 367 00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:07,916 my call sign will be Death Blade. 368 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,584 And I'll be Rum Tum Tugger. 369 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:12,054 No, Boyle. No characters from Cats. 370 00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:13,822 Dig deep. Think of something scary. 371 00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:14,923 Adolf Hitler. 372 00:13:14,957 --> 00:13:16,191 No! 373 00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,493 You will be... Sidewinder. 374 00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,362 All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler. 375 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:22,164 How about you, Captain? What's your call sign? 376 00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:23,932 I will be Captain Raymond Holt. 377 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,500 Uh-huh, I knew you wouldn't play ball. 378 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,003 And that is why your call sign is Wet Blanket. 379 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:30,706 Sidewinder, this is Death Blade. 380 00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,808 Do you copy, Sidewinder? Over. 381 00:13:32,809 --> 00:13:34,810 This is Sidewinder, Death Blade. 382 00:13:34,811 --> 00:13:36,712 I read you loud and clear. Over. 383 00:13:36,713 --> 00:13:38,914 Do you have a 20 on Wet Blanket, Sidewinder? 384 00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:39,948 Over. 385 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,984 - I do have a visual... - Over. 386 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,453 All right, look, Captain, Wuntch said that we could have 387 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:45,787 anything we needed to solve this case. 388 00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:47,089 Yes, but why? 389 00:13:47,123 --> 00:13:49,691 To catch a murderer who stole $21 million. 390 00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:51,660 No, it's so that when we do fail, 391 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:54,763 it'll be that much more spectacular. 392 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,299 If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over. 393 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:02,571 But if we do catch him, your career will really take off. 394 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,606 Chopper pun! 395 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:07,609 Dr. Susman, I am so, so sorry. 396 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:09,411 Please don't hold this against my daughters. 397 00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:11,213 I would never do that. 398 00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:12,514 Preschool admissions are based 399 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:13,815 on what we think of the parents. 400 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:14,883 Oh, no. 401 00:14:14,884 --> 00:14:15,951 Dr. Susman... 402 00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,219 Nancy, if I may... 403 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:19,187 - You may not. - Okay. 404 00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:21,957 Look, our methods may have been a little unorthodox, 405 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,392 and perhaps a little... 406 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:24,760 Graphic and disgusting. 407 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,695 I was gonna go with yucky... 408 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,897 But these kids had fun today. 409 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,132 And they learned a lot. 410 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,767 Tricia, what's Luminol? 411 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,802 It's used to look for blood in a crime scene. 412 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,504 Even if a criminal tried to clean it up, 413 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,506 the iron in blood makes the chemical glow. 414 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:39,942 And, Bobby, what's enucleation? 415 00:14:39,976 --> 00:14:41,810 It's when someone pops your eyeball out. 416 00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:43,679 Probably should've used a less gross example. 417 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,913 The point is, 418 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:47,215 this is exactly the kind of educational experience 419 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:48,784 I loved about my magnet school. 420 00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:50,619 Well, there's something to be said for that. 421 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:54,089 Also, and more importantly, I got McKenzie and Brianna 422 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,691 to stop hating on Kelsey S. 423 00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:58,093 And now they're best friends... you're welcome. 424 00:14:58,094 --> 00:14:59,494 Wow, that's actually impressive. 425 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,495 Thank you. 426 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,030 So, Dr. Susman, 427 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,700 let's just call this field trip what it was... 428 00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:05,867 a huge success. 429 00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:07,769 It was... interesting. 430 00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:09,605 I saw a prostitute. 431 00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:10,939 Not helping, kid. 432 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,795 I'm Death Blade. 433 00:15:42,305 --> 00:15:44,773 D'Angelo's place is just beyond those trees. 434 00:15:44,774 --> 00:15:46,508 No one's gone in our out. 435 00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:48,310 Good thing we got here in time. 436 00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:49,777 Flew in on a chopper. 437 00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,780 Bell 412 or the A119 Koala? 438 00:15:51,814 --> 00:15:53,815 It's classified. 439 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,617 Actually, it was the 350B2. 440 00:15:55,618 --> 00:15:56,952 Nice. 441 00:15:56,953 --> 00:15:58,253 No, don't give him the "nice." 442 00:15:58,254 --> 00:15:59,922 We haven't seen any movement in the house, 443 00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:01,356 but there are lights on in the barn. 444 00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:02,457 There's a barn? 445 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,926 What is your fascination with barns? 446 00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:05,827 It's where all the awesome stand-offs happen... 447 00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,497 rusty farm equipment, light shining through bullet holes. 448 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,899 I'll bet you at least one dove takes flight in slo-mo. 449 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,834 I will take that bet, because that's impossible. 450 00:16:12,835 --> 00:16:14,315 We've got a team on the back entrance, 451 00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:16,872 a team watching the house, and a marksman on that hill. 452 00:16:16,873 --> 00:16:18,807 Okay, tell your men if they find the money first, 453 00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,475 that I get to riffle it next to my ear and go, 454 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:21,543 "It's all here." 455 00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:23,245 - Already told them, Jake. - Love you, bud. 456 00:16:23,246 --> 00:16:24,947 All right, let's lock and load. 457 00:16:34,891 --> 00:16:36,325 Dope. 458 00:16:41,898 --> 00:16:44,633 Moved faster than I was expecting, but still cool. 459 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,034 I don't see him. 460 00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:47,803 Oh, he's here. 461 00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:48,803 I can feel it. 462 00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,272 He is. He's dead. 463 00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:52,241 - What? - The body is right here. 464 00:16:54,077 --> 00:16:56,078 Damn it! Bludsoe played us. 465 00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,216 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 466 00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,818 - Hello? - Hey, it's Peralta. 467 00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:04,152 Is Bludsoe still in custody? 468 00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:06,288 Yeah, we got him. He's in his... 469 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,491 Ooh. 470 00:17:15,932 --> 00:17:18,901 So... good news first. 471 00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:22,905 We're gonna be flying back past a beautiful sunset. 472 00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:25,040 Bad news... Bludsoe escaped from the hospital 473 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,174 and we're all screwed. 474 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:29,659 But... Pretty sunset. 475 00:17:30,735 --> 00:17:32,156 Oh, man, look at the captain. 476 00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:34,001 He's pacing slowly. 477 00:17:34,002 --> 00:17:36,613 For him, that's like a full-on, rage-fueled freak out. 478 00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:39,916 The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still. 479 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,651 Oh, no, he's standing perfectly still. 480 00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:43,332 All right, I'm gonna go talk to him. 481 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,554 Mm, no I'm not. 482 00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:47,224 Yep, I am. No, I'm not gonna do it. 483 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:48,391 Okay, I am. I'm gonna go. 484 00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:49,693 Okay. Be careful. 485 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,862 - You're so brave. - Thanks. 486 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,164 Hey, Captain. 487 00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,332 What you thinking about? 488 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,701 Mostly about how Madeline Wuntch will destroy me 489 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,003 because you wanted a helicopter to play action movie. 490 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,173 I needed the helicopter because I was chasing a bad guy 491 00:18:03,174 --> 00:18:04,307 because I'm a cop. 492 00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,510 Really? It wasn't just to make this case epic? 493 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,078 This case is epic. 494 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:10,614 You're just too wrapped up in the politics to see it. 495 00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:12,682 Sir, we're tracking a triple murderer 496 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:14,151 who stole $21 million, 497 00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:16,753 and all you can think about is Madeline Wuntch. 498 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,591 - You're right. - What's that now? 499 00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,593 Before I came to the Nine-Nine, 500 00:18:23,594 --> 00:18:25,128 I was rotting away behind a desk 501 00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:26,596 in the public relations department. 502 00:18:26,597 --> 00:18:29,166 All I wanted was the chance to do good police work again. 503 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:35,071 I just got it, and I blew it thinking about that devil toad. 504 00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:37,340 I'm tired of politics. 505 00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:39,843 Let's get that punk! Bludsoe. 506 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:41,745 This is amazing. 507 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,213 Of course, we have no idea where he is, 508 00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:44,414 but I love where your head's at. 509 00:18:44,449 --> 00:18:45,549 He has no family. 510 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:46,716 Maybe there was a girlfriend 511 00:18:46,717 --> 00:18:48,485 or someone he worked with at the coffee shop. 512 00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:49,920 The coffee shop... why would someone 513 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,922 who knows they have $21 million coming 514 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,457 take a minimum wage job? 515 00:18:53,491 --> 00:18:55,859 Because he needed access to that building. 516 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,561 Because that's where the money's hidden. 517 00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:58,762 All right, we got to get there quick. 518 00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,130 Maybe we should take the chopper. 519 00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:02,399 You said chopper. 520 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:06,069 Death Blade, Sidewinder, it's go time! 521 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,370 Roger that, Wet Blanket. 522 00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:10,040 No, from now on, call me... 523 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:13,477 Velvet Thunder. 524 00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:15,579 Okay. 525 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:19,950 Hey, Cagney and Lacey got off the wait list. 526 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,752 Thank you, guys, for helping me. 527 00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,620 Rosa, I should've listened to you. 528 00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,055 Yeah, everyone should listen to me 529 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:26,289 all the time about everything. 530 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,492 It was pretty fun. The kids actually liked me. 531 00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:29,960 I wish I could go back to middle school 532 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:30,960 knowing what I know now. 533 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,029 I'd be so cool. 534 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,998 And I'd get to retake all the tests. 535 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,633 And update some book reports. 536 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,070 Oh, uh, Gina, Dr. Susman said 537 00:19:40,104 --> 00:19:42,105 you had a real impact on those kids. 538 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:44,007 Apparently, you were just named 539 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,776 Spring Dance Princess somehow. 540 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,378 Mm-hmm, what am I always telling you guys? 541 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:49,746 I'm royalty. 542 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:51,515 All right, listen up. 543 00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,183 We go in strong and we go in fast. 544 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,818 Evans, you're on door breach. 545 00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,186 Patterson... flashbang. 546 00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,221 Boyle, stop squatting like that. 547 00:19:58,222 --> 00:19:59,523 Sorry, I thought it looked cool. 548 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,058 - It didn't. - On the count of three. 549 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,327 It's Bludsoe! 550 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,329 - NYPD! - Go, go, go! 551 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,731 Facedown, flat on the ground! 552 00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:09,499 Hey, over here, over here. 553 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,872 Bingpot! 554 00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:20,811 This rules. 555 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,746 Did you know that my dream has always been to have 556 00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,781 my picture taken with a mountain of recovered cash? 557 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:25,949 And it's always been my dream 558 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,384 to take that picture of you, Jake. 559 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:28,985 - Oh. - Yeah. 560 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,287 Yeah! 561 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,489 $21 million, Raymond. 562 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,491 I have to admit, I'm impressed. 563 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,992 Sorry to disappoint you, Madeline. 564 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:37,227 I know you'd hoped we'd fail. 565 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,329 Oh, no, I couldn't be happier. 566 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,665 Wait... Why would you say that? 567 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:46,536 And why aren't you clenching your little rat hands in anger? 568 00:20:48,639 --> 00:20:50,407 You didn't want me to fail. 569 00:20:50,408 --> 00:20:51,708 You wanted me to succeed. 570 00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:53,210 That's right. 571 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,013 I was looking for an excuse to promote you to a desk job, 572 00:20:56,014 --> 00:20:58,248 and you handed it to me on a silver platter 573 00:20:58,249 --> 00:20:59,583 with your little rat hands. 574 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:00,751 Oh, no. 575 00:21:00,752 --> 00:21:02,919 Say good-bye to the Nine-Nine, Raymond. 576 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,390 I'm making you head of NYPD Public Relations. 577 00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:08,892 Captain, get in here with me. 578 00:21:08,926 --> 00:21:11,094 Go ahead. Smile for the cameras, Raymond. 579 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,030 That's your new job now. 580 00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:15,732 Hey! 581 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,501 Okay, quick, let's pose back-to-back 582 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,569 with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk. 583 00:21:21,838 --> 00:21:23,306 You doing it? Your arms crossed? 584 00:21:23,307 --> 00:21:24,908 No, arms down. That's good.