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Heads up... there's
our perp, looking all
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perpy, just perping
his way down Perp Street.
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- Take a picture!
- Give me one second.
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This light is really
unflattering for his complexion.
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It doesn't have to be perfect.
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Tom Olson is a bad dude.
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He's held up four electronic
stores at gunpoint.
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Man, I wish you hadn't read
that Annie Leibovitz book.
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Quit calling it a book.
It was a visual journey.
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You probably think I should
shoot this in color
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instead of black and white.
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Yes!
Shoot color!
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Why have you been shooting
black and white?
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Wait.
Where's he going now?
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Come on.
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Damn it.
NYPD! Freeze!
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He's trapped!
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Top-of-car foot chase!
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My birthday wish
finally came true!
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Keep it up, Jake!
He's yours!
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He's yours!
He's yours!
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I know!
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I feel like the coolest person
in New York City!
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Ooh, nice pimp walk, pimp.
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Well, thank you, pimpin' playa.
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Whoa.
That is not a pimp walk.
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That's a limp walk.
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You sure you should
be here today, Jake?
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I mean, you wiped out hard.
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It wasn't so much a wipeout
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as it was a controlled
power fall, Sarge.
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Well...
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That's his disagreement squeak.
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You wiped out.
What'd the doctor say?
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Welcome; We haven't
seen you in 11 years.
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Haven't been to
the doctor in 11 years.
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How trill is that?
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Your tone's braggy,
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but your words are real sad.
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Hmm.
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Did he clear you
for active duty?
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First of all,
the doctor was a woman.
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There's a such thing
as women doctors, Sarge.
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I lied for effect.
It was a man.
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And he said
that I was perfectly fine,
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except for three cracked ribs
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and a broken toe,
which were right next
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to two other broken toes.
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Did he clear you or not?
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He did not. All right.
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Let's get to work, guys.
We got a perp to catch.
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Oh, forget that.
Uh-uh. No. Look.
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There's a APB out for your guy.
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Lots of cops
are looking for him.
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You don't need to be here.
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Sarge, I know this case
better than anyone,
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and I am this close
to solving it.
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Your fingers are
really far apart.
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Yeah, I also have a hairline
fracture in my thumb.
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Mankind's least important
finger... am I right?
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Sarge, please.
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Please.
Please, please, please.
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Just let me stay
on the case, all right?
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I promise I won't go
into the field
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or do anything dangerous.
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Fine.
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You can work the case
from right here,
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but you are tied to your desk.
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Ooh.
Tied to my desk.
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Mr. Grey will see
you now, Sarge.
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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We have a situation,
and it's bad.
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Check your e-mail.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Kevin insists on you and Marcus
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joining us for dinner
at our house.
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But we agreed to keep
our personal
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and professional lives separate.
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It is weird enough
I am dating your nephew
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without dragging
your husband and dog into it.
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You think I want this?
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Because I do not want this.
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Sadly, Marcus and Kevin
can be held off no longer.
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Okay.
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So what's our play here?
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My stomach's a little off.
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I could say I'm sick.
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Well, I've used the sick
excuse for you eight times.
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I think they're catching on.
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You could say you're sick.
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No one would ever believe that.
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No.
This is happening.
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But don't worry.
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I have a plan to keep things
from getting too personal.
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I'm inviting some
intimacy buffers.
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Dinner party at your house?
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Oh, mama!
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I will be there.
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All I ask is that you
clear the furniture
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out of your living room
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so I can show Kev
some of my new dance opera.
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Why just some of it?
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Do the whole thing.
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Yes; Nothing would
make me happier.
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See you Thursday at 8:00.
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Copy that, Cap-i-tan!
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Later, skater.
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Yes.
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This is wonderful.
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The dinner's not for four days,
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and you're already freaking out.
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Excuse me.
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Did you not just hear me
say, "Later, skater"?
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All right. Fine.
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There's a slight chance
that, in the past,
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I may have tried a little
too hard around the captain.
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So this time, I'm gonna
be super chill.
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Good plan.
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Whoa!
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It just says you got uninvited.
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What?
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Oh, honey.
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Oh. I get it.
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You're joking.
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See? I'm cool.
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I get jokes.
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Boyle, have you seen Jake?
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No.
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I was out getting him
some healing broth.
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I was torn between
chicken or beef,
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but then it hit me.
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Goat!
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What happened?
I heard a bang!
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No. No bang.
Everything's totally normal.
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Really?
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It looks, to me, like
you did something stupid
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like try to lift a heavy box.
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Sarge, come on.
In my condition?
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Suck it, MacGyver.
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Pretty elegant solution, right?
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No!
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Everything fell everywhere.
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All you had to do
was sit at your desk.
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What is your problem?
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I don't have a problem.
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I'm just trying
to solve this case,
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and everyone's
making a huge deal
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because I have
a few minor injuries
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to my ribs, ankle,
hand, toes, and jaw.
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- Jaw?
- Yeah, that just happened.
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I got hit in the face
with a box.
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But look.
I'm fine.
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- I promise you.
- No, you're not.
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I'm done with this, Peralta.
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Go home and get better.
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Now!
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All right, fine.
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But I'm taking this box
of evidence with me.
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If you can pick it up,
you can take it.
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Deal.
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See? I'm fine.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Miss me, miss me,
now you got to kiss me!
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I'm talking to you.
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Jake, what are you doing here?
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It's only been four days.
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You're supposed to take
a full week off of work.
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Come on, Sarge.
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Does it look like
I'm on the job?
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Okay then.
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What are you doing here?
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Taking your advice
to rest and relax
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to the next level.
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Swinging by to pick up Charles,
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and then we're headed
to sunny, beachy,
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only recently devastated
by a financial crisis
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Atlantic cit-ay!
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That's right, suckers.
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Jake and I are going on
the coolest vacation ever.
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Official trip nickname:
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AC/DC.
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Atlantic City Dudes Club.
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Yeah.
That's gonna change.
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But check it out, Sarge.
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Boyle and I are staying at...
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♪ The Ravenna ♪
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Damn.
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This place is luxe.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get
Jake down there forever.
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Had I known all it'd
take was a few broken bones,
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I would've hit him with
a baseball bat years ago!
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Mm-mm.
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Sarge, it's a spa and a casino.
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A spasino!
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One of the room service options
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is a carving station.
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♪ Talking prime rib in bed ♪
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And what's this?
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I'm using a blanket as a napkin.
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That's fancy.
That's fancy.
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Real fancy.
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All right.
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Well, that sounds good, Jake.
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Sounds like you guys
are gonna have fun.
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Oh... oh, we will
'cause we're staying at...
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♪ The Ravenna ♪
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Jake, this is not the Ravenna.
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No, it is not, but it
is the world-famous
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Seafam Motel!
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I think the "O" fell off.
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Pretty cool, right?
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The Ravenna had
a four-star restaurant.
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This place has a weird
amount of dead seagulls,
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even for AC.
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All right. Fine.
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It's not a vacation.
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It's a stakeout.
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My perp has a brother
who lives in this dump,
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and I think he's hiding out
with him here.
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Seriously?
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I was looking forward
to this trip.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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It wasn't a lie.
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It was...
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an illusion!
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All right. It was a lie.
I'm sorry.
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I had to make it
sound really cool
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so you'd drop everything
and come with me.
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I can't let Olson walk,
and I can't catch him alone.
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Plus, this is gonna
be super fun!
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AC/DC.
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Atlantic City Detectives Club.
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Oh... Okay! Fine!
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You know I can't say no
to a good trip nickname.
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There he is.
Ugh! Arm! Rib!
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Arm! Rib! Shoulder?
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Ooh.
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Marcus. Detective Diaz.
What a surprise.
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I didn't expect you
for another 9 1/2 minutes.
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See?
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Told you it was rude
to be early.
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Well, let's cancel the entire
evening and try again next year.
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Hey.
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She is hilarious.
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I thought you might need
some help setting up.
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Oh, I'll put these
in some water.
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Thank you.
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Marcus, you can help
with the boeuf bourguignon.
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I subbed shallots
for onions in the mirepoix.
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No!
Are you kidding?
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I have no idea
what he's talking about.
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I'm sorry.
We're screwed.
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I should just break up with him.
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No, no, no, no.
Santiago is always on time.
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We only have to make
small talk for...
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8 minutes and 45 seconds.
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We better keep it impersonal.
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Acceptable topics include
what constitutes a grain,
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the Hubble Space Telescope,
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orchid varietals,
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the birth of the transistor...
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We only have to fill 8 minutes.
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Sure, but think
about it as 480 seconds,
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and you'll see
why I'm concerned.
265
00:08:17,901 --> 00:08:19,402
Oh, my God.
266
00:08:19,403 --> 00:08:20,770
Uh-oh, Amy.
267
00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:22,939
Train's moving real slow.
268
00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,941
We're gonna be epically late.
269
00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:27,243
Keep your reaction
short and to the point.
270
00:08:27,244 --> 00:08:28,444
I'm running out of mem.
271
00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:29,445
Sorry, Gina.
272
00:08:29,446 --> 00:08:30,580
I hope we're late.
273
00:08:30,581 --> 00:08:32,315
That's how
the fashionable crowd lives.
274
00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:35,084
I told you... tonight,
I'm gonna have fun.
275
00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:36,185
What?
276
00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:37,687
I'm being chill.
277
00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,088
Why are you looking
at me like that?
278
00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:41,090
Because something stinks,
279
00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:43,259
and it's definitely
the food you brought.
280
00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,261
I think it smells great.
281
00:08:45,262 --> 00:08:47,330
It's my mom's famous
nicoise salad.
282
00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:49,398
Amy, all your cooking stinks.
283
00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:50,700
Why would you even get involved
284
00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:51,834
with tuna and egg?
285
00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,469
No one else seems to mind it.
286
00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,537
We mind!
287
00:08:54,538 --> 00:08:56,038
We really, really mind.
288
00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:57,140
Just throw it out.
289
00:08:57,141 --> 00:08:58,741
I will not throw it out,
290
00:08:58,742 --> 00:09:00,443
but I will open a window
291
00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:02,345
because I'm a nice person.
292
00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,916
And I'm an even nicer person!
293
00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:07,917
Bye-bye, salad!
294
00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,886
No!
295
00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:15,625
Yo!
Still no movement.
296
00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,726
How was the snack machine?
297
00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:18,728
Ah. Snacks abound!
298
00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:20,163
Told you this place was awesome.
299
00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,198
My theory is that Olson
and his brother
300
00:09:22,199 --> 00:09:23,432
have been using it
as a home base
301
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,301
while they rob places
up and down the coast.
302
00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:27,370
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
303
00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:29,172
Do you desire
a crispened potato?
304
00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:30,973
Ah, don't mind if I dooble.
305
00:09:30,974 --> 00:09:32,542
Wait a minute.
"Crispened potato."
306
00:09:32,543 --> 00:09:33,676
Why are you fancy-talking?
307
00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:34,944
How dare you, sir?
308
00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:36,546
I speak the common tongue.
309
00:09:36,547 --> 00:09:37,547
There it is again.
310
00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:38,881
You only do
that when you're lying
311
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:39,881
or hiding something.
312
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:40,983
Hiding? Ha!
313
00:09:40,984 --> 00:09:41,984
Pish-posh!
314
00:09:42,986 --> 00:09:44,187
Housekeeping!
315
00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:45,955
That's not housekeeping!
That's betrayal!
316
00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:47,999
I can't believe
you called the sarge!
317
00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:50,960
Hey, Sarge.
318
00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:52,962
Don't "Hey, Sarge," me, Peralta!
319
00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:55,198
I'm about to break the rest
of your damn body!
320
00:09:55,199 --> 00:09:56,365
Okay. Fine.
321
00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:57,467
I accept my fate.
322
00:09:57,468 --> 00:09:59,168
Just take a picture
of my penis first,
323
00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:00,837
for posterity, and then
do what you must.
324
00:10:02,139 --> 00:10:04,273
Amy says that we should
start dinner without her.
325
00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:06,175
Then she writes,
"Whatevs," colon,
326
00:10:06,176 --> 00:10:08,311
hyphen, closed parenthesis.
327
00:10:08,312 --> 00:10:09,312
Great.
328
00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:10,947
It's much nicer
just the four of us.
329
00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:12,415
I mean, we can
really get into it.
330
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,417
Yeah, let's do just that.
331
00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:17,153
So Marcus, what
orchids can you name?
332
00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:18,254
Oh, that's easy.
333
00:10:18,255 --> 00:10:19,422
None.
334
00:10:19,423 --> 00:10:21,324
Uh, well, here are
the orchids that I can name.
335
00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:23,893
Beclardia, Beloglottis,
Benthamia, Diphylax,
336
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,161
Dipodium, Evotella...
337
00:10:25,162 --> 00:10:27,163
Raymond, you know
how much I love
338
00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:28,664
hearing you talk
about orchids...
339
00:10:28,665 --> 00:10:30,299
Great.
Then there's Eriaxis...
340
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:33,469
But I would love to hear
more about our guest.
341
00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,772
Rosa, tell us about your family.
342
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,408
I have one.
343
00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:42,145
You got to give him
more deets than that.
344
00:10:42,146 --> 00:10:43,513
Her father's a teacher.
345
00:10:43,514 --> 00:10:44,680
They're from Bensonhurst.
346
00:10:44,681 --> 00:10:46,215
Speaking of which,
have they finished
347
00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:47,784
repairing the Hubble
Space Telescope?
348
00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:48,885
Yes.
Six years ago.
349
00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:51,587
So do you have siblings?
350
00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:56,859
I have...
351
00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:57,927
two sisters.
352
00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:02,465
I have to leave this.
353
00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,105
Phew! Great idea.
354
00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:10,106
Take a breather.
355
00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:12,074
That was way too personal.
356
00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:13,676
No one needs to know
you have sisters.
357
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,713
The moons of Jupiter.
358
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:18,915
I think I might be pregnant.
359
00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:21,818
Oh.
360
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,689
Oh...
361
00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:29,459
Oh, n...
362
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,060
No.
363
00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:32,962
I came down here to stop you
364
00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:34,430
from doing something stupid.
365
00:11:34,431 --> 00:11:36,532
I called the ACPD and told them
366
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,701
we had a possible perp
at this motel.
367
00:11:38,702 --> 00:11:39,969
They're sending a squad car.
368
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:41,471
Wow, Boyle.
369
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:43,139
The fact that you
would sell me out
370
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,675
after I brought you
to Atlantic City
371
00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:48,111
on a half-expenses-paid,
best-friend trip.
372
00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:49,879
I know. I'm sorry.
373
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,148
It's just... I was worried
about you getting hurt.
374
00:11:52,149 --> 00:11:54,317
No, Charles!
Don't apologize!
375
00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:55,685
We're mad at him!
376
00:11:55,686 --> 00:11:58,955
I had to miss family dinner
to drive my ass out here.
377
00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,757
Well, no one asked
you to do that.
378
00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:01,924
Actually, I did.
Remember?
379
00:12:01,925 --> 00:12:02,959
I betrayed you.
380
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,594
Charles, what are you
doing, bud?
381
00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:06,095
I just dug you out of this.
382
00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:07,430
Peralta, we're going home
383
00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:08,831
as soon as that squad car
gets here.
384
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:10,800
Until then, you sit tight.
385
00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,101
You're on time out.
386
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:13,269
That's your time-out chair.
387
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,005
Fine, but first,
I have to go to the bathroom.
388
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:18,775
And it will be work,
due to my injured tailbone
389
00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:21,144
and bruised bladder.
390
00:12:27,284 --> 00:12:29,052
What the hell?
391
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:30,620
Oh.
392
00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:32,055
Please be Olson.
393
00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:34,524
Please be Olson.
Please be Olson.
394
00:12:34,525 --> 00:12:35,725
You're not Olson.
395
00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,028
Oh, no.
396
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,133
Uh-oh.
397
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:50,095
I should be at home,
taking care of my real babies.
398
00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:51,564
Not some big, dumb work baby.
399
00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,432
I know you're upset, Sarge,
but I think the fact
400
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,201
that you came
all the way down here
401
00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:56,735
has really taught Jake a lesson.
402
00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:57,736
Help!
403
00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:58,736
And I'm wrong.
404
00:12:58,738 --> 00:12:59,772
He's done something dumb.
405
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,507
- Help! Help!
- Cover yourself, Jake.
406
00:13:01,508 --> 00:13:04,476
It's your friend
Charles Boyle from work!
407
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:07,146
Hey, guys.
408
00:13:08,815 --> 00:13:09,849
What the hell are you doing
409
00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:11,450
out there, Peralta?
410
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:14,086
Would you believe
that my urine stream
411
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,287
was so powerful that it...
412
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:16,622
- No!
- Okay.
413
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,390
I thought I saw our perp,
414
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,092
and I know I'm not
supposed to be working,
415
00:13:20,093 --> 00:13:21,660
but technically,
I wasn't working
416
00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:23,756
because it wasn't our guy.
417
00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:24,763
Get out of the bathroom!
418
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:25,865
Yeah.
419
00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:27,700
We're gonna go sit
on those gross beds
420
00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:28,801
and talk about the fact
421
00:13:28,802 --> 00:13:29,969
that you have a real problem!
422
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,070
Okay, I get that you're mad,
423
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,404
and we are definitely
gonna talk,
424
00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:33,739
but I still haven't,
technically,
425
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,407
gotten to go pee,
so if you wouldn't mind...
426
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:36,408
I don't care.
427
00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:37,743
You have lost the right to pee.
428
00:13:37,744 --> 00:13:39,478
You can fidget, little man.
429
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,114
Well, it's gonna be on you
430
00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:43,983
when we're all covered
in my whiz.
431
00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:45,584
Get your ass out there.
432
00:13:45,619 --> 00:13:49,622
Are your bosoms tender?
433
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,656
I'm gonna pretend that you
didn't just ask me that.
434
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,792
Are your senses heightened?
435
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:54,894
I think I might be pregnant,
436
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:57,229
not bitten by
a radioactive spider.
437
00:13:58,398 --> 00:13:59,798
Kevin asked me about my sister.
438
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:01,100
She just told me she's pregnant,
439
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,368
and that made me think...
440
00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:03,903
I've been feeling
run down lately,
441
00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:05,237
my stomach's been weird,
442
00:14:05,238 --> 00:14:06,472
and I just did
the math in my head
443
00:14:06,473 --> 00:14:07,740
and I think
I'm a little bit late.
444
00:14:07,774 --> 00:14:09,441
Late to...
445
00:14:09,442 --> 00:14:10,609
Oh, right. Right.
446
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,311
Your...
447
00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:13,345
What if I'm pregnant?
448
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:14,346
Do I tell Marcus?
449
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:15,347
What do I do with a baby?
450
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:16,582
How do you take care
of those things?
451
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,650
Why are their heads so soft?
452
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,051
Before you spiral any more,
453
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,352
you should take
a pregnancy test.
454
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:22,087
Yes. Smart.
Immediately.
455
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,322
Oh.
456
00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:25,057
Immediately immediately.
457
00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,325
Very well.
458
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:27,927
I'll figure out a way
to get you out of here
459
00:14:27,928 --> 00:14:29,361
without arousing suspicion.
460
00:14:29,362 --> 00:14:30,529
Now I'm regretting
461
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,165
blowing through my orchid
material so quickly.
462
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,534
Jake, you put work ahead
of everything else,
463
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,769
and it's not healthy.
464
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:39,505
Remember Cagney and Lacey's
third birthday party?
465
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,273
I hired you as Jakels the Clown.
466
00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,474
How'd that go?
467
00:14:42,475 --> 00:14:47,012
And Jeremy the giraffe
has a very long neck!
468
00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:49,014
That's it.
469
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,250
That little girl was strangled!
470
00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:53,352
You were thinking
that at a kid's party.
471
00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:54,487
Life is more than just
472
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:55,821
whatever case you're working on.
473
00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:57,623
If you don't figure out
how to balance things,
474
00:14:57,624 --> 00:14:58,958
you're gonna burn out
or get hurt.
475
00:14:58,959 --> 00:14:59,959
Oh, look.
476
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,959
You did get hurt.
477
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:01,961
Okay! Fine.
478
00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:03,262
You guys make some great points,
479
00:15:03,263 --> 00:15:05,164
but counterpoint:
480
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,332
I am right all the time.
481
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,399
There's our perp.
482
00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,637
All right. Let's go!
483
00:15:11,671 --> 00:15:12,671
Jake!
484
00:15:12,672 --> 00:15:14,507
Observe him from a safe distance
485
00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:16,468
while we wait for
the Atlantic City PD to show up.
486
00:15:16,476 --> 00:15:18,310
My exact instinct
as well, Sarge.
487
00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,478
Good thinking.
488
00:15:19,513 --> 00:15:20,646
Oh, no.
489
00:15:20,647 --> 00:15:22,248
Are you certain we have
to cut the party short?
490
00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:23,749
Yes; Unfortunately,
Detective Diaz
491
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,818
has an unexpected emergency
to take care of.
492
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:26,852
All right.
493
00:15:26,853 --> 00:15:27,953
Do you need to go as well?
494
00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:29,455
No; It's not quite
captain-worthy.
495
00:15:29,489 --> 00:15:33,392
But still advanced enough
that Detective Diaz's talents
496
00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:36,562
are best qualified
to handle the...
497
00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:37,997
Non-emergency emergency.
498
00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:38,998
Yes. Precisely.
499
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,166
See? She's great.
500
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,167
I should go do that.
501
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:42,168
Now.
502
00:15:42,169 --> 00:15:43,969
Yes.
503
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:46,972
- Hey. What's up?
- Hi.
504
00:15:46,973 --> 00:15:48,841
Sorry we're so late.
505
00:15:48,842 --> 00:15:49,975
Actually, the party is over.
506
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,010
What?
507
00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:52,645
The party is over!
508
00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:54,947
Oh, I see.
You heard me.
509
00:15:54,948 --> 00:15:57,049
You were just taken by surprise.
510
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,285
Very well.
Good night.
511
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:00,986
But... oh!
512
00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:06,592
All I wanted to do
was impress Captain Holt,
513
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:07,726
and you know what?
514
00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:08,727
It didn't matter.
515
00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:10,095
It didn't matter
that we were late,
516
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,931
it didn't matter
that I was chill,
517
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,799
and it didn't matter
that the rats ate my salad.
518
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,034
Oh, no.
519
00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:16,769
I definitely saw them
running away from it.
520
00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:23,609
You know what, my friend?
521
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,511
It's time to be chill for real.
522
00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:29,548
Mmm.
523
00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:31,117
Yes, Gaga! Yes!
524
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:32,184
That's the spirit!
525
00:16:34,588 --> 00:16:35,588
We should go.
526
00:16:35,589 --> 00:16:36,622
Yep.
527
00:16:36,656 --> 00:16:38,457
Damn ACPD.
528
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,558
They should be here by now.
529
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:41,360
He's looking at us.
530
00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:42,928
Pretend to use
the ice machine, Boyle.
531
00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:44,130
Gladly!
532
00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:45,564
Why is it so fun
to get hotel ice?
533
00:16:45,565 --> 00:16:47,399
It feels wasteful,
but also, like,
534
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,135
"I bought this room.
I deserve this ice."
535
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:51,737
Shh!
He's on the move.
536
00:16:51,738 --> 00:16:52,805
Okay.
537
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:54,740
I'll follow him
till the ACPD get here.
538
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,144
Damn it!
Stay put, Peralta!
539
00:16:58,145 --> 00:16:59,245
I will!
Don't worry!
540
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,713
I'm just gonna let
Sarge follow him.
541
00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:01,947
I'm gonna stay right here.
I can't do it.
542
00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:02,982
I'm gonna cut him off
in the alley!
543
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:03,983
Ow! Ow! Ow!
544
00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:07,052
Ha! Shortcut!
545
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,487
You just got Jaked!
546
00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:12,525
Oh!
Oh, Jake!
547
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:14,026
Oh! Ooh!
548
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,995
Jake! You okay?
549
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,263
No, Sarge.
550
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:19,698
I got hit by a car!
551
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:22,384
You happy now?
552
00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:23,952
Broken ribs and a million
553
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:25,354
broken toes weren't
enough for you?
554
00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,189
In retrospect, they were plenty.
555
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,190
Yes.
556
00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:30,192
The worst part is,
Olson got away.
557
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:31,660
That's the worst part?
558
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,362
You could've died, man.
559
00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:34,863
I wasn't hurt that badly.
560
00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:36,932
The doctor said all
my bleeding was internal.
561
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,534
That's where the blood's
supposed to be.
562
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:39,935
Look, I know you're angry
563
00:17:39,969 --> 00:17:41,437
because I disrespected you
as a boss.
564
00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:42,638
No!
565
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:44,373
I'm upset my friend
doesn't want my help
566
00:17:44,374 --> 00:17:46,108
because he insists
on being an idiot!
567
00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,242
You know what?
568
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:48,510
You're a lost cause.
569
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:49,578
I'm done trying to help you.
570
00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,113
Terry's leaving.
571
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,115
Wait.
572
00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,320
My second year on the force,
I was working a drug case,
573
00:17:58,355 --> 00:18:00,489
tracking this
drug dealer for months.
574
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,224
Then, suddenly, he disappeared
575
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:03,625
right before Memorial Day,
576
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:04,993
which I was supposed to take off
577
00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,695
for a guys' weekend
with some friends.
578
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:09,031
But how?
We didn't know each other yet.
579
00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:11,600
Oh.
Other friends.
580
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:13,669
While I was gone,
the dude resurfaced
581
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:15,804
and got into a shootout
with another drug dealer.
582
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,606
Two civilians got shot.
583
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,376
Meanwhile I was sipping
piña coladas in Philly.
584
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,645
From that day on, I vowed
to never take time off
585
00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,279
during a case.
586
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,148
Also, I don't love Philly.
587
00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:27,182
Jake, I get it.
588
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:29,284
- Philly sucks.
- Yeah.
589
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:30,519
But why didn't you ever tell us?
590
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,221
I was embarrassed
about the choice I made.
591
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:33,922
People got hurt because of me.
592
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,891
Perps get away.
People get hurt.
593
00:18:35,892 --> 00:18:37,092
That's part of the job.
594
00:18:37,127 --> 00:18:38,894
But if you don't give
yourself a break,
595
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,629
you'll be no use to anyone.
596
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,464
Because you'll be dead.
597
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:43,465
Real talk alert!
598
00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:46,435
Okay.
599
00:18:46,436 --> 00:18:47,435
I get it.
600
00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:48,437
I'd give you a hug,
601
00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:49,672
but right now, my body has
602
00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:52,041
the structural integrity
of a chocolate soufflé.
603
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,410
Ooh!
604
00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:58,781
I am so hungover.
605
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:01,617
Did we steal these
sunglasses last night?
606
00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:02,651
No.
607
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:05,854
You paid the bodega guy
$200 for them.
608
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,089
And his shirt.
609
00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:08,190
Ooh.
610
00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:09,591
That explains why
I have a triple XL
611
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:12,127
Scarface hoodie on my couch.
612
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,529
Eh, worth it.
613
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,930
It was a pretty fun night.
614
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,865
Hey, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry
615
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,567
for cancelling
the party so abruptly.
616
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:21,904
There was a non-emergency
emergency.
617
00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:22,904
Your loss.
618
00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,239
Amy made a salad
619
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,641
and a cake, and they were...
620
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,643
Amazing.
621
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,078
Well, let's put a make-up dinner
622
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:30,079
in the calendar.
623
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,580
Or we could just
go with the flow.
624
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:32,781
See what happens.
625
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:34,516
I don't give a... what?
626
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:35,551
Too much.
627
00:19:35,552 --> 00:19:36,986
I mean, that would be great.
628
00:19:36,987 --> 00:19:37,987
Thank you, sir.
629
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:41,155
Captain.
630
00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:42,925
Detective Diaz.
631
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:45,327
I'm not pregnant.
632
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:46,595
I see.
633
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:48,097
I just wanted to say thank you.
634
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:51,200
Talking to you
was really helpful.
635
00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,202
Maybe mixing our personal
and professional lives
636
00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:54,703
isn't as disgusting
as it sounds.
637
00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:57,106
Yes, I agree.
638
00:19:57,107 --> 00:20:00,242
And...
639
00:20:00,243 --> 00:20:01,242
I'm glad I could help.
640
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:04,980
Now, let's never talk about...
641
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,116
Stop pointing at it.
642
00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:08,350
Yes. Of course.
643
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,452
Um...
644
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:11,453
Dismissed?
645
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:17,860
Yo!
646
00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:18,961
Welcome back, Peralta.
647
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:19,995
You look rested.
648
00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:20,995
Thank you.
I am.
649
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:22,431
I caught up on a lot
of very important
650
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:23,666
daytime television.
651
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,948
I tried grapefruit juice for
the first time... terrible...
652
00:20:25,969 --> 00:20:27,136
and one day, I even bought
653
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,169
the newspaper.
654
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:30,906
It was raining,
and I needed a cheap umbrella.
655
00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:32,041
Impressive.
656
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,709
And how's
your broken everything?
657
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,877
Doctor gave me the all-clear
658
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,578
to come back to work,
and I'm allowed to have
659
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,047
light, non-strenuous sex,
660
00:20:38,048 --> 00:20:40,249
provided I stretch
before and after.
661
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,483
Nice.
662
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:47,022
Well, it's great
to have you back.
663
00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:49,658
Your perp got picked up
by some uniforms
664
00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:50,993
in the Seven-Eight,
665
00:20:50,994 --> 00:20:53,228
but I have a couple other
B&Es you could jump on.
666
00:20:53,263 --> 00:20:54,730
Oh, actually, Sarge,
667
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,999
I'm not back-back just yet.
668
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,101
I decided to take
two more vacation days.
669
00:20:59,102 --> 00:21:00,803
A friend of mine said
I needed to experience
670
00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:01,804
life outside of work.
671
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:02,805
Smart friend.
672
00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,273
Anyways, I figured I owed Boyle
673
00:21:04,274 --> 00:21:05,874
a legit trip to AC, so.
674
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,875
That's right, y'all!
675
00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:09,244
Part Two.
676
00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:11,714
Atlantic City Destruction Crew.
677
00:21:11,715 --> 00:21:12,748
Actually, not bad.
678
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,783
Because we are going to destroy
679
00:21:14,784 --> 00:21:17,720
eight different
taffy crawls and one
680
00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:20,856
"Ghosts of the Boardwalk"
bus tour!
681
00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:21,957
Not where I saw that going,
682
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:22,992
but I'm still excited!
683
00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:23,993
Ha ho!
684
00:21:23,994 --> 00:21:25,794
This is gonna be epic, bro!
685
00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:26,929
Quick, Sarge!
686
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,697
Punch me in the ribs
as hard as you can!