1 00:00:01,094 --> 00:00:03,426 All right, here's where we stand. 2 00:00:03,428 --> 00:00:04,662 This nightclub is the home base 3 00:00:04,663 --> 00:00:06,197 for the Maric crime syndicate. 4 00:00:06,198 --> 00:00:07,898 I've been tracking the club owner, 5 00:00:07,899 --> 00:00:10,901 Vladimir Drogic, aka The Dragon, 6 00:00:10,936 --> 00:00:13,571 aka my first perp with a cool nickname. 7 00:00:13,572 --> 00:00:15,439 What about El Baboso, The Dagger? 8 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,341 Yeah, turns out Rosa was lying about that. 9 00:00:17,342 --> 00:00:19,977 El Baboso actually means "the slug." 10 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,146 Ha ha, tonto. That means "dumb-dumb." 11 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,147 (Jake) It was very cruel. 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,448 I referred to myself as El Baboso 13 00:00:24,449 --> 00:00:26,317 to several beautiful Latina ladies. 14 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,852 Oh, that's your type, isn't it, Jakey? 15 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,855 Like Sophia and Sa... [stammers] 16 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,790 Anyway, The Dragon is involved 17 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:36,427 in several counts of human trafficking as well as... 18 00:00:36,428 --> 00:00:38,262 I'm sorry, what's going on? Who are you? 19 00:00:38,263 --> 00:00:39,830 Drexel with the Organized Crime unit. 20 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,365 I'm here for the Maric case materials. 21 00:00:41,366 --> 00:00:42,733 Oh, are you? 22 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:45,469 Well, we'll see what my captain has to say about this. 23 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,705 Thank you for taking the materials. 24 00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:49,473 Make sure you also pick up the files 25 00:00:49,474 --> 00:00:50,775 that are on Peralta's desk. 26 00:00:50,776 --> 00:00:53,310 Wow, that is not how I saw it playing out. 27 00:00:53,311 --> 00:00:55,312 Sir, I thought you said this was my case. 28 00:00:55,313 --> 00:00:56,614 I gave you two weeks. 29 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:59,283 I'm done fending off the Organized Crime unit. 30 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:01,485 Squad, since Peralta's briefing was cut short, 31 00:01:01,486 --> 00:01:03,654 you can all use this time to clean up your desks. 32 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:05,122 Look at this place: half-eaten food, 33 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:07,691 crumpled tissues, pictures of your families. 34 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:08,959 What's wrong with pictures? 35 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:13,631 If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like. 36 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:15,466 - What is this? - Rubber band ball. 37 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:18,069 Keep your bands in a box or a bag. 38 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:20,771 Since you all apparently have time to play throw, 39 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:23,708 I'm canceling overtime for the month, effective immediately. 40 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,177 Get to work! And de-ball these bands. 41 00:01:26,178 --> 00:01:29,180 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:34,525 Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 02x16 The Wednesday 43 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:42,369 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:46,198 --> 00:01:47,398 What is going on? 45 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,866 Holt's been in a bad mood all week. 46 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:50,334 Did somebody do something to set him off? 47 00:01:50,335 --> 00:01:54,038 Jake, are you seriously asking why Captain Holt is mad? 48 00:01:54,039 --> 00:01:56,374 - What do you mean? - The Wednesday incident. 49 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,743 Hey, hey, just closed my tenth felony of the month, 50 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,111 and I thought we could celebrate. 51 00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:01,846 Might I remind you that this is a police precinct 52 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:02,947 and it's 10:00 in the morning? 53 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,315 Thought you might say that. 54 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:06,884 That's why this is nonalcoholic sparkling cider. 55 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,253 There's absolutely nothing you could be mad about. 56 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,554 [cork pops and knocks] 57 00:02:10,555 --> 00:02:13,357 Uh-oh. 58 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:15,860 No, no, no, look, I was the first one in on Wednesday. 59 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:17,628 This story's already full of holes. 60 00:02:17,629 --> 00:02:19,864 He was in a bad mood before those sprinklers went off. 61 00:02:19,865 --> 00:02:21,232 Something must have happened at home. 62 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:22,833 Dude, just admit that you ruined everything 63 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:24,669 and you turned our lives into a living hell. 64 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:27,305 - No biggie. - You guys, this is not my fault. 65 00:02:27,306 --> 00:02:28,572 Boyle, you believe me, right? 66 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:29,941 Don't make me do this, Jake. 67 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:30,942 Betrayed! 68 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,310 All right, you know what? Fine. 69 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:35,146 I'm gonna prove to all of you that something else is responsible for his bad mood. 70 00:02:35,147 --> 00:02:36,881 It's probably Boyle. 71 00:02:36,882 --> 00:02:40,318 Don't worry about it. Don't open it. 72 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:41,352 No personal calls. 73 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:42,987 What the hell? That was Marcus. 74 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,622 He's gonna think I hung up on him. 75 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,257 Leave him wanting more. 76 00:02:46,258 --> 00:02:48,726 That's basic seduction stuff, Diaz. 77 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:50,661 Captain Holt has been in a bad mood, 78 00:02:50,662 --> 00:02:53,431 and I'm not letting it get any worse on my watch. 79 00:02:53,432 --> 00:02:54,932 I need overtime back. 80 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:59,170 Ladies and gentlemen, six banks robbed in three weeks, 81 00:02:59,171 --> 00:03:03,875 $250,000 stolen, citizens trembling in fear. 82 00:03:03,876 --> 00:03:05,109 Well, no more. 83 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:06,777 Boyle, you got your bank robber. 84 00:03:06,778 --> 00:03:08,646 Went home last night... no overtime. 85 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,415 Just me and some brie, and I cracked it. 86 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:15,920 So here he is, the thug that's been terrorizing the city. 87 00:03:15,921 --> 00:03:18,289 Say hello, Marvin. 88 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:19,757 Hello. 89 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:22,126 Oh, my God, he's so old. 90 00:03:22,127 --> 00:03:24,796 He's not that old. His nurse isn't even full-time. 91 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:27,098 He couldn't pull off a bank job. 92 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:29,300 He couldn't pull off the cap on his medicine. 93 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:30,301 I can hear you. 94 00:03:30,302 --> 00:03:31,335 Sorry. 95 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,738 Hey, this guy is a ruthless criminal. 96 00:03:33,739 --> 00:03:36,674 I'm sorry, sir. Is this gonna take long? 97 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:40,111 'Cause I was hoping to buy some slacks this afternoon. 98 00:03:40,112 --> 00:03:42,680 I like corduroy. You like corduroy? 99 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,882 - I love corduroy. - He likes corduroy. 100 00:03:44,883 --> 00:03:47,518 You sure you have the right guy? Wasn't the robber strong and fast? 101 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,721 - And able to eat solid foods? - Nobody saw him eat. 102 00:03:50,722 --> 00:03:53,791 The guy wore a rubber mask, and his voice was disguised. 103 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:56,694 My system is a little unsettled. 104 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,729 Could I trouble you for a ginger ale? 105 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,965 Oh, of course, sir. 106 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:03,701 We'll get that and a comfy chair for you to sit in. 107 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,069 Yeah. 108 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:09,440 I robbed those banks. 109 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:10,875 I don't even need the money, 110 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,878 but I like to see the tellers squirm. 111 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:17,448 - I get off on violence. - Oh, my God. 112 00:04:17,449 --> 00:04:20,318 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you so much. 113 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:23,788 You're such a doll. I must pay you. 114 00:04:23,789 --> 00:04:26,724 No, no, no, I insist. I insist. 115 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,725 Right here. 116 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,161 You remind me of my granddaughter. 117 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:33,431 Oh, you are so sweet. 118 00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:38,569 I haven't got a granddaughter. 119 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,506 [groans] 120 00:04:41,507 --> 00:04:42,540 What are you doing here? 121 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:45,109 You're not scheduled to work today, and overtime is canceled. 122 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,678 Yeah, well, remember about a week ago 123 00:04:46,679 --> 00:04:48,713 when I came in here with a bottle of sparkling cider? 124 00:04:48,714 --> 00:04:50,915 Setting off my sprinklers, drenching my office, 125 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:54,118 destroying a paper crane folded for me by Kevin. 126 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,120 Right, I forgot how that ended. 127 00:04:56,121 --> 00:05:00,325 The point is, that was all just regular cop stuff. 128 00:05:00,326 --> 00:05:01,626 There's no way that can be the reason 129 00:05:01,627 --> 00:05:02,894 you've been in such a bad mood. 130 00:05:02,895 --> 00:05:04,696 Bad mood... I'm sorry, haven't I been bursting 131 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:05,997 into song enough for you lately? 132 00:05:05,998 --> 00:05:07,398 Would you like me to click my heels together 133 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:08,933 or skip like a schoolchild? 134 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,501 Yes to all of that. 135 00:05:10,502 --> 00:05:14,606 But for reals, what non-me thing is bothering you? 136 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,040 Is there trouble at home? 137 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,676 Peralta, I'm not gonna discuss my home life with you. 138 00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:20,511 We're not friends. We're not family. 139 00:05:20,512 --> 00:05:21,613 You're not my husband. 140 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,281 Oh, that's hurtful. 141 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,949 I thought we had a special bond. 142 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,484 I was your secret Santa last year. 143 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:29,621 And I already thanked you for the "Who Farted?" baseball cap. 144 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:31,089 But you never wear it. 145 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,124 So Holt won't tell me if something happened at home 146 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,292 because I'm not his husband. 147 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,660 But you know who is his husband? 148 00:05:35,661 --> 00:05:36,794 - His husband. - His husband. 149 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,062 I was just a little slow. 150 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:39,497 Yeah, Kevin's not gonna talk to you 151 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:40,932 'cause he can't stand detectives. 152 00:05:40,933 --> 00:05:44,135 Yes, but he can stand yous. 153 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,771 Nuh-uh, I spent a lot of time cultivating 154 00:05:46,772 --> 00:05:48,640 a good relationship with Kevin. 155 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,743 He finally calls me Gina instead of Ms. Linetti. 156 00:05:51,744 --> 00:05:54,178 All right, fine. Then I'm calling in my chit. 157 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,914 You kiss your mother with that mouth? 158 00:05:55,915 --> 00:05:57,916 - No, ch-it. - What? 159 00:05:57,917 --> 00:05:59,217 Remember when I got you this job? 160 00:05:59,218 --> 00:06:02,954 You said, "OMG, Jake. I owe you one." 161 00:06:02,955 --> 00:06:04,522 I said "OMG"? 162 00:06:04,523 --> 00:06:06,524 That was before other people started saying it. 163 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:07,859 I was an originator. 164 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:09,194 You said I could ask for anything, 165 00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:11,863 and for six years, I've been sitting on that chit. 166 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:17,202 Well, now I'm cashing it in. 167 00:06:17,203 --> 00:06:18,536 A receipt for almonds? 168 00:06:18,537 --> 00:06:20,205 Yeah, I just thought it would be more dramatic 169 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,706 to slide something across the table. 170 00:06:21,707 --> 00:06:24,142 It wasn't, but since I made that promise, fine. 171 00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:25,877 [knock at door] 172 00:06:25,878 --> 00:06:28,513 Hey, Kevin. Gina, good to see you. 173 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,349 - Jake's here too. - Yo. 174 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:37,142 Gina, I know you like champagne with a drop of pomegranate juice. 175 00:06:37,144 --> 00:06:39,746 I like to say it's nature's classiest alcohol 176 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:42,348 mixed with its narst-iest fruit. 177 00:06:42,349 --> 00:06:43,816 And, Peralta, I hope this will do. 178 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:44,984 It's a can of orange soda 179 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:46,553 from when some other children visited. 180 00:06:46,554 --> 00:06:49,155 It's perfect. Thank you for inviting us in. 181 00:06:49,156 --> 00:06:52,091 Yes, I invited Gina in. You were with her. 182 00:06:52,092 --> 00:06:53,626 Okay. 183 00:06:53,627 --> 00:06:56,029 Look, everyone's blaming me for the captain's horrible mood 184 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:58,268 because of a small thing that happened Wednesday morning. 185 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,899 When you flooded his office with cider? 186 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,768 Well, the water actually flooded it. 187 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,036 The cider just caused it. 188 00:07:03,037 --> 00:07:05,538 But I swear he was already upset when he got to work. 189 00:07:05,539 --> 00:07:07,307 He was anger articulating. 190 00:07:07,308 --> 00:07:09,709 Coat, coat, jacket, coat. 191 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:13,913 Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar? 192 00:07:13,914 --> 00:07:16,783 Mm, yes, I dread those annunciated denunciations. 193 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,052 Yeah, I hate those de-bunce-ebations... 194 00:07:19,053 --> 00:07:22,522 But so my question is, could something have happened at home 195 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:23,857 before he left for work? 196 00:07:23,858 --> 00:07:25,325 Well, I remember that morning. 197 00:07:25,326 --> 00:07:27,994 He left this house at 7:00 and was in a great mood. 198 00:07:27,995 --> 00:07:29,229 In fact, he was still chuckling 199 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,830 about the previous night's Charlie Rose. 200 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,966 Fine, so your marriage might not be the problem, 201 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:34,801 but he didn't get to work until 10:00. 202 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,236 That means whatever ruined his mood 203 00:07:36,237 --> 00:07:37,537 happened in those three hours. 204 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:38,905 We have to retrace his steps. 205 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:40,040 We? 206 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,808 I'm not going to investigate my own husband. 207 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:42,809 Uh-huh, totally. 208 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,444 Well, that was a great chitchat. 209 00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:45,512 Don't you think, Gina? 210 00:07:45,513 --> 00:07:47,580 Seemed like it went real bad for you. 211 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:48,882 Chit-chat. 212 00:07:48,883 --> 00:07:50,183 Oh. 213 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:51,985 You know, Kevin, maybe if we figure out 214 00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:54,988 what caused Raymond's bad mood, we could fix it. 215 00:07:54,989 --> 00:07:56,589 Good idea, Gina. 216 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:59,125 I suppose we could look into it. 217 00:07:59,126 --> 00:08:00,593 Yes, great! Let's go right now. 218 00:08:00,594 --> 00:08:02,595 No time to lose. Don't look, just run. 219 00:08:02,596 --> 00:08:04,397 You're trying to get me out of here before I see 220 00:08:04,398 --> 00:08:05,799 the orange soda you spilled on the chair, aren't you? 221 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,369 I'm already out the door. It worked! 222 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:10,804 What the hell? 223 00:08:10,805 --> 00:08:13,506 Are you throwing a tea party for this monster? 224 00:08:13,507 --> 00:08:16,109 He was sitting in processing, and he just looked so lonely. 225 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,110 This guy is guilty. 226 00:08:17,111 --> 00:08:19,746 He confessed to me, but now he's pretending that he didn't. 227 00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:21,214 You must have misheard me. 228 00:08:21,215 --> 00:08:22,849 I didn't do anything, 229 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:26,252 except being charmed by these two lovely ladies. 230 00:08:26,253 --> 00:08:28,622 Oh, cut it with the sweet-old-coot routine. 231 00:08:28,623 --> 00:08:32,192 You're going to jail, my friend, in a trolley named Charles. 232 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:33,493 - A trolley? - Trolleys are cool. 233 00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:35,395 They have the bells. You know what? 234 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:38,098 Just take your tea and leave my perp alone, please. 235 00:08:38,099 --> 00:08:41,301 Thank you, ladies, for bringing a little sunshine 236 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,869 into my gray life. 237 00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:50,543 You want to know what I'm gonna do with the money I stole? 238 00:08:50,544 --> 00:08:52,779 - Hmm. - Prostitutes. 239 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:54,047 Huh! 240 00:08:54,048 --> 00:08:56,049 Amy, you heard him. Tell me you heard him. 241 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:58,385 - What? - Son of a bitch! 242 00:08:58,386 --> 00:09:00,954 Well, this is where Raymond eats breakfast every morning. 243 00:09:00,955 --> 00:09:04,891 Yes, I know. He's always raving about how they don't have specials. 244 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,860 Diane, hello, this is my friend Gina, 245 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,361 and this is Detective Peralta. 246 00:09:08,362 --> 00:09:09,729 They work with my Raymond. 247 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:13,567 Oh, Peralta, you are so old to behave the way you do. 248 00:09:13,568 --> 00:09:15,035 - Oof. - What? 249 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:17,304 I'm sure he vents about everyone on the squad. 250 00:09:17,305 --> 00:09:18,538 Nope, just you. 251 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:20,974 Damn it, Diane, what are you doing after this? 252 00:09:20,975 --> 00:09:22,442 So did anything unusual happen 253 00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:24,311 when Raymond was here last Wednesday? 254 00:09:24,312 --> 00:09:25,545 Did he mention anything? 255 00:09:25,546 --> 00:09:27,180 No, he had his regular breakfast: 256 00:09:27,181 --> 00:09:29,883 room-temperature water and one hard-boiled egg yolk. 257 00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:33,053 Hmm, well, that is his good-mood food. 258 00:09:33,054 --> 00:09:35,088 So, Peralta, we know he was fine through breakfast. 259 00:09:35,089 --> 00:09:36,523 Looks like you're still on the hook. 260 00:09:36,524 --> 00:09:38,859 No, there was still plenty of time before he got to work. 261 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:39,860 Gina, what'd he do next? 262 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:41,394 Well, according to his sched, 263 00:09:41,395 --> 00:09:44,231 his next stop was his weekly painting class. 264 00:09:44,232 --> 00:09:45,799 Painting class? 265 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,067 Can I guess what he paints? 266 00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:48,668 Pictures of pie charts. 267 00:09:48,669 --> 00:09:50,637 Multiple still lifes of this gray rock. 268 00:09:50,638 --> 00:09:52,072 That's even more boring. 269 00:09:52,073 --> 00:09:54,474 So, Gerald, did anything happen to Raymond last week? 270 00:09:54,475 --> 00:09:57,677 Did he seem like something or someone had him in a bad mood? 271 00:09:57,678 --> 00:09:59,946 It was his day to pick the music, and he chose Haydn. 272 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,781 So he was in a good mood or a bad mood? 273 00:10:01,782 --> 00:10:03,783 (Gina) A great mood, Jake. 274 00:10:03,784 --> 00:10:04,784 Oh, you're Jake. 275 00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:05,886 Damn it. 276 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,754 What are you doing after this, Gerald? 277 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,691 What is wrong with our Internet? 278 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:14,327 I like to back up my data every 15 minutes, 279 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:16,897 and it's taking 17 minutes per backup! 280 00:10:16,898 --> 00:10:18,732 I'm in a data backup deficit. 281 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,400 We are in the same boat. 282 00:10:20,401 --> 00:10:22,235 I've been trying to load this video all day. 283 00:10:22,236 --> 00:10:24,204 You're watching videos during work? 284 00:10:24,205 --> 00:10:26,306 I told him to do it, sir. It's case-related. 285 00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:27,808 "Turtle humps computer mouse." 286 00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:30,811 (Terry) Yeah, Turtle's the name of a local pervert 287 00:10:30,812 --> 00:10:32,813 we're chasing. 288 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,589 Come on, Hitchcock. Get it together. 289 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,558 So did anything strange happen 290 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:46,159 when you and Raymond sparred last week? 291 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,463 No, as usual, Raymond was the king of the croisé, 292 00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:51,631 and I got in a few good raddoppios. 293 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,133 So just a bunch of normal words. 294 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:55,769 Are you sure we're talking about last Wednesday? 295 00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:59,239 Positive. Haven't seen him since. 296 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,273 You haven't? 297 00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:02,809 Mm-mm. 298 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:03,977 I'm sorry. I need to leave. 299 00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:05,378 Excuse me. 300 00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:09,316 Kevin. Kev. 301 00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:10,751 What's going on? 302 00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:12,185 Raymond has been lying to me. 303 00:11:12,186 --> 00:11:13,353 Three mornings this week, 304 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:15,188 he told me he was fencing with Dan. 305 00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:17,257 Why would he do that? Why would he lie to me? 306 00:11:17,258 --> 00:11:18,291 I don't know. 307 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:19,760 Maybe it's connected to his bad mood. 308 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,628 My husband does not lie to me. 309 00:11:21,629 --> 00:11:23,330 This investigation of yours was a bad idea. 310 00:11:23,331 --> 00:11:24,331 I'm going home. 311 00:11:24,332 --> 00:11:25,766 I have to sort this out with Raymond. 312 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:28,168 Good-bye, Peralta. Linetti. 313 00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:31,772 Linetti? No. 314 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:33,673 We were on a first-name basis. 315 00:11:33,674 --> 00:11:35,208 Gina, this is bad. 316 00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:37,010 Kevin's upset. Holt's gonna be angry. 317 00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:39,312 We're both gonna get fired, and I'm gonna die alone. 318 00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:40,981 Jake, why don't you just do the right thing 319 00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:41,982 and jump out a window? 320 00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:43,316 Captain Holt will never fire me 321 00:11:43,317 --> 00:11:45,786 if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend. 322 00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,321 Or we could try plan B and just fix it. 323 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:50,924 You never even tried plan A, though. 324 00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:55,540 Hey, how'd it go with Kevin? 325 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,381 Are you willing to admit everything's your fault? 326 00:11:57,434 --> 00:11:59,802 No, Amy, because none of this is my fault. 327 00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:02,547 Except for how you meddled in the captain's life today, 328 00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,015 possibly causing repercussions 329 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,417 in his marriage that could last a lifetime. 330 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,353 Yes, that is completely on me, 331 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,521 but, Amy, you didn't know that, so you were still wrong. 332 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,856 (Terry) You two need to go. 333 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,091 You're not supposed to be here, 334 00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:14,826 and the captain's at a new level of anger: 335 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,427 constant smiling. 336 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,996 [forced chuckling] 337 00:12:17,997 --> 00:12:19,097 It's horrible. 338 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:21,933 All smiling's horrible. This is worse. 339 00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:24,035 We're here so I can activate 340 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,704 the Holy Network of Administrative Assistants, 341 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,606 acronym HNAA. 342 00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:30,475 We high-level assistants keep track 343 00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:33,378 of what's going on with all the bosses. 344 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,445 Jealous, Amy? 345 00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:37,649 Yeah, I'd tap that. 346 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,317 Network. I'd tap that network. 347 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:40,551 That's a thing people say. 348 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,986 Yeah? No. 349 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:45,456 I've answered all your questions, young man. 350 00:12:45,457 --> 00:12:47,725 What more do you want from me? 351 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,728 I'd like you tell Santiago about the banks you robbed 352 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,964 and how you get off on violence. 353 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:56,034 What? Boyle, oh, my God. 354 00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:57,402 [knock on window] 355 00:13:01,006 --> 00:13:02,040 What are you doing? 356 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,242 Why are you being so weird about this? 357 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,510 Marvin Miller is guilty, 358 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:06,978 and he thinks he can get away with it. 359 00:13:06,979 --> 00:13:09,380 He also thinks the subway should be horses. 360 00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:10,782 He's old, is what I'm saying. 361 00:13:10,783 --> 00:13:12,984 He knows exactly what he's doing. 362 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:16,220 He's messing with me because I'm not intimidating like Terry 363 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:18,456 or dignified like Jake or model-handsome like Jake 364 00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:20,391 or funny like Jake. 365 00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:23,127 Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store, 366 00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:25,596 and, yeah, I might be scared of geese, 367 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,866 but I am a damn good cop, and I will not be made a fool of. 368 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,902 So I'm gonna go into that room, 369 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,971 and I'm gonna get that lousy old geezer 370 00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:35,907 to admit on camera that he robbed those banks. 371 00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,842 He just died. 372 00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,911 What? 373 00:13:39,912 --> 00:13:41,946 [thud] [gasps] 374 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,750 Okay, here's what I learned. 375 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:49,454 The chief's assistant, Ryan, was only pretending to have Mono. 376 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:52,023 - Okay, Gina, about Holt. - Fine. 377 00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:54,425 Apparently he was supposed to meet 378 00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:57,962 Deputy Chief Ash near his fencing club at 9:30, 379 00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:02,233 but he canceled at the very last minute with no explanation. 380 00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:04,035 HNAA does it again. 381 00:14:04,036 --> 00:14:06,304 Okay, so something happened between fencing and coffee. 382 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,538 We just have to figure out what. 383 00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:09,907 Totes, but first, let's check in with Ryan 384 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,777 on how to fake mono, 'cause if I can nail that... 385 00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:15,413 Ooh, game changer. 386 00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:19,584 Okay, so Captain Holt leaves fencing and heads north. 387 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,986 If we really want to do this, we got to get in his head. 388 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,889 We have to be Captain Holt. 389 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,658 [in deeper voice] Hello, Gina. 390 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:28,226 How does this sound? 391 00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:30,595 Captain Holt, is that you? 392 00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:33,898 Oh, no, it's Jake nailing your voice exactly. 393 00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:34,899 Right? 394 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,134 The trick is to find a key phrase 395 00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:37,669 you know exactly how he'd say. 396 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,405 Mine is, "Peralta, that's enough." 397 00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,240 Seriously, Jake, this is getting scary. 398 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:43,708 [laughs] 399 00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:46,044 Come with me, young, wise assistant. 400 00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:48,079 Let us walk in this direction. 401 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,516 Oh, a hot dog. Would I stop? 402 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,718 [in British accent] Not for one of those, I wouldn't. 403 00:14:53,719 --> 00:14:55,353 Damn it, it's morphing into British. 404 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,454 Do your catchphrase. 405 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,056 Peralta, that's enough! 406 00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:01,526 And I'm walking with purpose. And I'm walking with purpose. 407 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,761 And bingo. 408 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:04,996 (Gina) A door. 409 00:15:04,997 --> 00:15:07,031 [gasps] It's a Narnia situation. 410 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,033 No, but I love that. 411 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,435 It's a security camera. 412 00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:12,237 If something happened to Holt when he walked past here, 413 00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:13,638 we'll be able to see it. 414 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:15,940 [in deeper voice] Peralta, you genius. 415 00:15:15,941 --> 00:15:19,811 Mm, that does not sound like him. 416 00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:23,047 Okay, personal photos are down, kitchen is spotless, 417 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,950 and I got the silver-painted break-dancer outside 418 00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:28,486 to move his very loud boom box elsewhere. 419 00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:31,489 [electronic dance music playing] 420 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,724 ♪ ♪ 421 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:35,393 - You beat him in a dance-off? - No, I destroyed him. 422 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,830 There's absolutely nothing here that will set off Holt. 423 00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:40,932 Oh, oh! 424 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,167 I was trying to cook my oatmeal with a road flare, 425 00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,168 but it caught on fire. 426 00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:46,037 Why are you using a road flare? 427 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:48,039 You said the kitchen was off-limits. 428 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,407 (Scully) Yeah, this is your fault, Sarge. 429 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:50,875 Give me that. 430 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,850 I'm just holding a road flare, stepping on some oatmeal. 431 00:15:58,851 --> 00:16:00,251 Just doing me. 432 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,120 I can't believe that you, of all people, 433 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:03,922 are my biggest problem today, Jeffords. 434 00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:08,855 - Kevin, is the captain home? - No. 435 00:16:08,857 --> 00:16:10,627 Good, I figured out what happened to him. 436 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,964 - He was mugged. - What? 437 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:13,998 He told you this? 438 00:16:13,999 --> 00:16:15,600 No, I used my detective skills 439 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,169 as well as my spot-on Holt impression to figure it out. 440 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,872 I retraced his steps and found security footage. 441 00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:22,006 After he left fencing, 442 00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:23,875 three shady guys followed him into an alley. 443 00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,276 One of them had a knife. 444 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,811 That's why he's been in such a bad mood. 445 00:16:26,812 --> 00:16:28,012 He's a police captain that got mugged. 446 00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:29,347 He's embarrassed. 447 00:16:29,348 --> 00:16:30,515 Oh, my goodness. 448 00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:31,749 - (Holt) Peralta. - There he is. 449 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,951 What are you doing in my house? 450 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:36,154 - Raymond, you were mugged? - What? 451 00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:37,388 What did you say to him? 452 00:16:37,389 --> 00:16:38,590 Captain, it's okay. 453 00:16:38,591 --> 00:16:40,191 There's nothing to be embarrassed about. 454 00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:41,793 I'm not embarrassed, and I wasn't mugged. 455 00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:44,028 Three men tried to mug me, but I fought them off, 456 00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:45,463 injuring two of them. 457 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,433 [all grunting] 458 00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,702 Wait, so you heroically fought off three guys, 459 00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:52,403 and that put you in a bad mood? 460 00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:55,039 If I did that, I would literally write a song about myself. 461 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,040 It would be like... 462 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,642 ♪ Jake the hero ♪ 463 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,910 ♪ Abs of steel ♪ 464 00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,278 ♪ Sha-la, la-la ♪ 465 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,746 Why would you keep this from me, 466 00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:03,515 and why would you lie about going to fencing? 467 00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:06,918 Because he couldn't go, because he's injured. 468 00:17:06,919 --> 00:17:08,987 I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed. 469 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,289 I'm sorry. You were stabbed? 470 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,692 Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you. 471 00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:15,960 You are my husband. 472 00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:17,695 I want you to tell me everything, 473 00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:19,397 especially things that might frighten me. 474 00:17:19,398 --> 00:17:20,398 How can you not know that? 475 00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:23,768 Raymond, you are unbelievable. 476 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:29,140 Hey, Captain, you look so tall. 477 00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:31,843 What you have done is beyond unprofessional. 478 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:35,180 You cannot muck around in people's private lives. 479 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:38,082 Get out of my house. 480 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,920 But get into your car? I'll go. 481 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,802 - Sir. - Detective. 482 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,971 So how was your night? Of work. 483 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,407 I'm not asking about your personal life. 484 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,841 I don't care about you personally. 485 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,211 I mean, I'm neutral. I mean, who are you? 486 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,847 Floundering is worse than silence. 487 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,748 Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 488 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,051 Cool, cool, no doubt. No doubt, no doubt. 489 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,819 [clicks tongue] 490 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,721 Man, this elevator's slow, huh? 491 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,723 That's because you haven't pressed the button. 492 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,293 That's why you're the captain. 493 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,294 [chuckles] 494 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,429 So smart. 495 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,566 I'm gonna just... zip. 496 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,735 No more talk-y. Hmm. 497 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,070 [elevator dings] 498 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:34,145 Eek, blast of cold air coming out of that box. 499 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,614 Name of Amy's sex tape. 500 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,682 Hey, man, come on. Not cool. 501 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,085 I'm going through something. Just let me have this one. 502 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,154 I'm sorry you wasted your chit, Jake. 503 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,388 It's all right. 504 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,390 I want to apologize to Hol but it seems personal, 505 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,992 and I'm not supposed to talk to him about personal stuff. 506 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,262 Oh, boo, I guess you need to think of some professional way 507 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,463 to make it up to him. 508 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,099 Wait a minute. Gina, that's it. 509 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,001 I just had an idea. 510 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,803 [as Holt] Peralta, you're a genius. 511 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,272 Who was that, ScarJo? 512 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,940 It was Holt, and I think you know that. 513 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,142 I thought it was ScarJo. 514 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,479 I can't believe that bastard beat me. 515 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,881 Whoa, he's dead. 516 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,949 It's kind of hard to see how he's the winner in this. 517 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,117 He made me look like an idiot. 518 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,418 No, Amy and I were the idiots, 519 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:16,054 because we let that ancient windbag fool us. 520 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,489 He robbed the banks. 521 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,324 He gave me money for the ginger ale. 522 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,126 After you insisted he was guilty, 523 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,828 I went back and checked his dollar. 524 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,030 Serial numbers match the stolen bills. 525 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,865 (Rosa) You brought in the right guy. 526 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,100 You're a damn good cop, Boyle. 527 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,701 I know. No one listens. 528 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,570 Except when you threw water in his dead face. 529 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,604 That was rough. 530 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,839 I thought he was faking it. 531 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,441 I wanted to splash the lies out of him. 532 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,613 All right, Detective, what's this all about? 533 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,849 - You have 70 seconds. - Why 70? 534 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,284 Do you really want to waste your time 535 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,485 while I explain my algorithm? 536 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,920 Right, all right, so I pulled a still 537 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,688 from the security footage of your attempted mugging 538 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,156 and sent it to the nearby precincts. 539 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,193 We ID'd one of the mopes, and that's his apartment. 540 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,261 I thought maybe you would want to do the honors. 541 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,564 And you think this will make everything you did better? 542 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,533 Well, maybe. It was Gina's idea, so... 543 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,870 - It will. - Gina had nothing to do with it. 544 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,105 You want to know why I was so angry all week? 545 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,275 When those men came at me, I acted like I was a 20-year-old. 546 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:13,378 I took a stupid risk, and I got myself stabbed. 547 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:18,016 I was in pain and frustrated about lying to the man I love. 548 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,052 - Kevin. - Yes. 549 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,887 - Obviously Kevin. - Obviously. 550 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,357 What I'm trying to say is, you were right all along. 551 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,358 I wasn't mad at you. 552 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:31,263 I was mad at myself, and I took it out on the squad. 553 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,500 Peralta, you're a genius. 554 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,369 Oh, my God. You said it. 555 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,804 I heard you practicing in the men's room. 556 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,205 Yeah, that makes more sense. 557 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,541 Attention, squad, quick announcement. 558 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,942 Overtime is reinstated, 559 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,678 and you are each allowed two personal photographs, 560 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,614 two trinkets, and three assorted knickknacks. 561 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,715 You know what? 562 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,283 Just follow Sergeant Jeffords' lead. 563 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,485 He always knows how to keep this place running smoothly. 564 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,021 Nice, so rubber band balls are back. 565 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,823 Oh, no, it's bad for the bands. 566 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,892 Ah, Kevin. Let me just get my coat. 567 00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:02,628 Hello, Peralta. Gina. 568 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,597 Oh, sweet lords of dance, thank you. 569 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,566 We're back on a first-name basis. 570 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,202 Kevin, I am unable and unwilling 571 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,737 to discuss personal matters with you. 572 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,238 I'm aware of that, yes. 573 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,740 In any case, thank you for you help. 574 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,743 I brought you both gifts: original Raymond Holts. 575 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:18,977 [Gina gasps] 576 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,814 I will treasure this painting of a rock for all times. 577 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:24,917 (Holt) Ah, Rock 59 and 367. 578 00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,285 Those are good rocks. 579 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,088 367 paintings of one rock? 580 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:30,913 This guy parties! 581 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,593 (man) Not a doctor. Shh.