1 00:00:01,548 --> 00:00:03,549 Ant. Ant. Ant. 2 00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:05,050 Ant. Ant. 3 00:00:05,051 --> 00:00:06,452 God, they're everywhere. 4 00:00:06,486 --> 00:00:09,922 Are we sure that we've cleaned up all the food and crumbs? 5 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:11,890 Why is everyone looking at us? 6 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:13,559 We're the ones who eat up all the crumbs. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,960 Yeah, we're the solution. 8 00:00:14,995 --> 00:00:16,595 Well, there are no ants on my desk 9 00:00:16,596 --> 00:00:18,530 because I sanitize it daily. 10 00:00:18,531 --> 00:00:19,531 What do you call that? 11 00:00:19,532 --> 00:00:21,066 Ah! Those are your ants! 12 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:23,502 They're using a monitor cable as a land bridge. 13 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:25,170 [grunts] 14 00:00:25,171 --> 00:00:27,406 Now they're destroying our technology. 15 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:29,275 This is an invasion. 16 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:30,409 They're in my yogurt. 17 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:31,777 Now it's personal. 18 00:00:31,811 --> 00:00:33,579 All right, that's it. We have gotta fight back. 19 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:35,080 This is our planet! 20 00:00:35,115 --> 00:00:37,449 Just use Boyle's cologne. It's repulsive to everything. 21 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:39,118 (Boyle) Ah! Not cool. 22 00:00:39,152 --> 00:00:40,786 You're going to Penn Station to buy me a new one. 23 00:00:40,787 --> 00:00:42,521 (Holt) The ant infestation? 24 00:00:42,522 --> 00:00:44,356 (Terry) It's bad. They bite now, sir. 25 00:00:44,357 --> 00:00:46,258 (Holt) I think they're just trying to avoid the cold weather. 26 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:50,195 We should freeze them out. 27 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:51,430 The plan is working, Captain. 28 00:00:51,431 --> 00:00:53,799 Yes. We won. 29 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,968 Oh my God. They're in the coats. 30 00:00:55,969 --> 00:00:57,870 They're in our coats! 31 00:00:57,904 --> 00:00:58,971 [everyone screaming] 32 00:00:59,005 --> 00:01:02,727 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry 33 00:01:02,728 --> 00:01:09,949 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:21,560 Okay. I don't want Sophia to know 35 00:01:21,561 --> 00:01:23,362 that I'm waiting for her, so... 36 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:26,232 Should we pretend to have a heated argument that I win? 37 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:28,667 Oh, or better yet: a physical contest that I win. 38 00:01:28,668 --> 00:01:30,102 What's going on? 39 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:31,470 I thought things were good with you and Sophia. 40 00:01:31,471 --> 00:01:32,605 [grunts] Jake. 41 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:34,073 Did you do something dumb? 42 00:01:34,107 --> 00:01:35,574 That's a really good question, but actually no, 43 00:01:35,575 --> 00:01:36,742 I don't think so. 44 00:01:36,743 --> 00:01:37,776 It's just been a little weird lately. 45 00:01:37,777 --> 00:01:38,777 She's acting kind of distant. 46 00:01:38,778 --> 00:01:39,912 Have you talked to her? 47 00:01:39,946 --> 00:01:41,413 No, I don't want to seem desperate. 48 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:42,481 Talking to her is desperate? 49 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,216 Well, it's not breezy. 50 00:01:44,217 --> 00:01:46,352 - (Sophia) Jake? - Hey. 51 00:01:46,353 --> 00:01:47,786 What are you guys doing here? 52 00:01:47,787 --> 00:01:49,755 Oh, just arguing about America. 53 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:51,490 Did you know that the Sarge doesn't think 54 00:01:51,491 --> 00:01:52,625 we should have given women the right to vote? 55 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:54,393 That is not true. 56 00:01:54,427 --> 00:01:55,694 Oh, sure, you say that now that she's here. 57 00:01:55,729 --> 00:01:57,396 But, hey, now that we've accidentally 58 00:01:57,397 --> 00:01:58,931 bumped into each other, what are you doing tonight? 59 00:01:58,932 --> 00:02:00,199 - You want to hang out? - Oh, I can't. 60 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,400 I have that event for The Association 61 00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:02,868 of The Brooklyn Public Defenders 62 00:02:02,903 --> 00:02:05,037 Remember, you called it "Satan's Charity Ball, 63 00:02:05,038 --> 00:02:07,373 - colon, Rise of the Demons?" - Oh yeah. 64 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:09,675 - Defense attorneys are monsters. - Oh. 65 00:02:09,676 --> 00:02:12,545 Uh, except for you. No, you're fine. 66 00:02:12,579 --> 00:02:14,079 Oh, that's so sweet. 67 00:02:14,114 --> 00:02:15,915 - Nice, right. - But I have a minute right now. 68 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:17,383 You want to go take a walk in the park? 69 00:02:17,384 --> 00:02:19,185 Oh, a walk in the park. How romantic. 70 00:02:19,186 --> 00:02:20,719 And I know where all the murder spots are. 71 00:02:20,754 --> 00:02:22,555 Oh. Do you want to see them or avoid them? 72 00:02:22,589 --> 00:02:23,956 The choice is yours, m'lady. 73 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:26,192 Terry, don't wait up. 74 00:02:26,193 --> 00:02:27,726 - It's 10:00 A.M. - Yep. 75 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:31,630 Deputy Chief Wuntch is here to see you. 76 00:02:31,631 --> 00:02:32,965 Oh, please stay, Diaz. 77 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:34,900 I need a witness in case her head starts spinning around 78 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:36,402 or if she turns into a she-wolf. 79 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:37,570 Hello, Raymond. 80 00:02:37,604 --> 00:02:39,839 No flaccid rejoinder? 81 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,006 Hmm. What's going on? 82 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:43,209 I'm here on important business. 83 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:45,711 I'm a frontrunner for a job in the Boston PD. 84 00:02:45,712 --> 00:02:47,913 Boston? But it's so close to Salem. 85 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:50,249 You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you? 86 00:02:50,283 --> 00:02:53,118 - This is amazing. - The job is Chief of Police. 87 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:55,754 I see. So you've come to brag. 88 00:02:55,789 --> 00:02:58,891 No. 89 00:02:58,892 --> 00:03:00,759 The only blemish on my record 90 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,229 is our long history of interpersonal turbulence. 91 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:04,296 The Boston Commissioner would like 92 00:03:04,297 --> 00:03:05,397 to speak with you about it. 93 00:03:05,432 --> 00:03:09,401 I've come to ask for your help. 94 00:03:09,402 --> 00:03:10,736 The commissioner will be calling you. 95 00:03:10,737 --> 00:03:14,673 Wait. Shh shh shh shh shh shh shh. 96 00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:16,575 Oh. Moment savored. 97 00:03:16,576 --> 00:03:19,245 So, where were we? Ah yes, you were talking 98 00:03:19,246 --> 00:03:23,282 about how I hold your fate in the palm of my hand. 99 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:25,618 (Gina) Oopsie. [gasps] 100 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:27,520 (Amy) Oh my God. 101 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:29,688 Oh, I'm sorry. I lost my balance. 102 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:32,291 You think I'm bothered by a little spilled milkshake? 103 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:34,527 I'm a food blogger, I'm stained all over. 104 00:03:34,561 --> 00:03:36,896 Okay, what is going on with you two? 105 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:37,930 Well, you know how our parents have been 106 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:39,031 tender-sexing each other? 107 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:41,233 - Ew. - Precisely, Amy. Ew. 108 00:03:41,234 --> 00:03:42,968 Boyle and I made a pact to break them up, 109 00:03:42,969 --> 00:03:45,704 and now this sticky little gummy bear is backing out. 110 00:03:45,739 --> 00:03:48,474 Look, I know you don't want our lives intertwined, 111 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:49,575 but things have changed. 112 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,310 My father want to marry your mom. 113 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:55,781 So you choose your dad over me, your coworker who hates you. 114 00:03:55,782 --> 00:03:57,116 Papa's a gentleman. 115 00:03:57,117 --> 00:03:58,984 He won't propose until he gets Gina's blessing 116 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:00,486 And she won't give it to him. 117 00:04:00,487 --> 00:04:02,755 Who says "papa?" Are you a little French boy? 118 00:04:02,756 --> 00:04:03,923 [imitates French] Oh ho-ho-ho. 119 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:05,057 I think maybe I can help. 120 00:04:05,092 --> 00:04:10,629 I took a seminar on conflict resolution and... 121 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:14,100 I have been waiting weeks to bust this bad boy out. 122 00:04:14,101 --> 00:04:15,468 [inhales] [sighs] 123 00:04:15,469 --> 00:04:17,002 New binder smell. 124 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:18,971 - Mm-mm. - Amy don't do this. 125 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:22,541 I'm gonna throw a milkshake in your face. 126 00:04:22,576 --> 00:04:24,510 This is nice. 127 00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:25,811 I feel like old people. 128 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:29,515 [chuckles] Should we sit here? 129 00:04:29,516 --> 00:04:32,084 Jake, there's something I want to talk to you about. 130 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:35,087 So, my boss hasn't been assigning me any of the good cases, 131 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:37,089 and I found out it's because I'm dating a cop. 132 00:04:37,124 --> 00:04:38,224 What? 133 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:39,358 Did he actually say that? 134 00:04:39,393 --> 00:04:41,694 No, but my colleagues did. 135 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:44,497 You know, everybody I work with think of cops as the enemy. 136 00:04:44,498 --> 00:04:46,265 That's crazy. They're the enemy. 137 00:04:46,266 --> 00:04:47,767 I see what you mean. 138 00:04:47,768 --> 00:04:49,602 Jake, I really like you, 139 00:04:49,603 --> 00:04:52,738 but my job's really important to me, too. 140 00:04:52,739 --> 00:04:54,540 Can we press pause on this? 141 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:55,808 Press pause? 142 00:04:55,842 --> 00:04:58,110 Just until I figure out what to do with my boss. 143 00:04:58,111 --> 00:05:00,046 Is that okay? 144 00:05:00,047 --> 00:05:02,415 So this is just about your boss? 145 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:04,250 Okay. Yes, let's press pause. 146 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:06,285 Let's pause the hell out of this. 147 00:05:06,286 --> 00:05:07,453 Let's pause this like I pause 148 00:05:07,454 --> 00:05:09,121 Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. 149 00:05:09,156 --> 00:05:10,990 I haven't seen that movie, but I'm assuming she's naked. 150 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:12,024 Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:13,893 "Pause" seems bad, Jake. 152 00:05:13,894 --> 00:05:15,227 Why aren't you more upset? 153 00:05:15,228 --> 00:05:16,962 Because Sophia's problem isn't with me, 154 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:18,230 it's with her dumb boss. 155 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:19,665 That's something I can fix. 156 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,400 I'm gonna make him like me. 157 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:23,569 Here is the target... Geoffrey Hoytsman. 158 00:05:23,603 --> 00:05:25,104 Now, according to the internet, 159 00:05:25,105 --> 00:05:27,206 his interests are: skiing, his terrier, 160 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:29,809 Atlantic City, the film 12 Years a Slave, and nature. 161 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,343 Obviously nature is super boring, 162 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,713 and the slave film is a little bit dicey. 163 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:35,348 - It's real dicey. - Yeah. 164 00:05:35,349 --> 00:05:38,250 So I will focus mainly on skiing and Atlantic city 165 00:05:38,285 --> 00:05:39,985 when I talk to him tonight at the fundraiser 166 00:05:39,986 --> 00:05:42,021 for The Association of Brooklyn Public Defenders, 167 00:05:42,022 --> 00:05:44,557 A.K.A. The Chamber of Asses. 168 00:05:44,558 --> 00:05:45,858 No, wait. That's too sexy. 169 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:47,159 The Chamber of Snakes. 170 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,260 Anyway, it starts at 8:00, 171 00:05:48,295 --> 00:05:49,495 so you should probably get dressed. 172 00:05:49,529 --> 00:05:51,697 What? I am not going to that. 173 00:05:51,698 --> 00:05:53,299 Please, Sarge. Just come. 174 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,434 Do it for me. Do it for love. 175 00:05:55,469 --> 00:05:58,404 Damn, Jake. You know Terry loves love. 176 00:05:58,405 --> 00:05:59,672 - I'm in. - All right! 177 00:05:59,673 --> 00:06:01,207 Now put on your phoniest smile 178 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:03,843 'cause we're going into the belly of the beast. 179 00:06:03,844 --> 00:06:05,144 Phonier. 180 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:06,345 Phonier! 181 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,614 Ah, there it is. Into the beast! 182 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:09,782 [upbeat dance music playing] 183 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:11,384 ♪ I go to work ♪ 184 00:06:11,385 --> 00:06:16,722 ♪ ♪ 185 00:06:16,723 --> 00:06:18,758 ♪ I go to work ♪ 186 00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:23,733 All of our worst enemies are here. 187 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,935 Brown hair guy. Pony tail lady. 188 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,670 Asian Don Cheadle. 189 00:06:27,671 --> 00:06:30,306 I refuse to learn their names because it humanizes them. 190 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,109 But you'll never forget their smug lawyer faces. 191 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,712 Each one brings back a specific, horrible memory. 192 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:37,880 (Jake) Like courtroom PTSD. 193 00:06:37,915 --> 00:06:40,183 Incompetent! 194 00:06:40,184 --> 00:06:41,751 Idiot! 195 00:06:41,752 --> 00:06:44,354 Mint? 196 00:06:44,355 --> 00:06:45,955 I could have choked on that mint 197 00:06:45,956 --> 00:06:48,191 Even the nice ones are psychopaths. 198 00:06:48,192 --> 00:06:49,392 All right. Let's get fired up. 199 00:06:49,393 --> 00:06:51,060 - Pound on my shoulders. - That's my stuff. 200 00:06:51,061 --> 00:06:52,395 Wait! Wait! No, don't hurt me! 201 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,696 Ah, that was a bad idea. I'll bang my own sulders. 202 00:06:53,697 --> 00:06:55,898 Let's go. 203 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:58,267 (Holt) Detective, have a seat. 204 00:06:58,302 --> 00:07:01,237 I am grappling with a highly vexing conundrum. 205 00:07:01,271 --> 00:07:02,939 What to do about Deputy Chief Wuntch? 206 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,940 Precisely. 207 00:07:03,941 --> 00:07:05,642 I could torpedo her promotion. 208 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:08,277 Just saying it brims my soul with joy. 209 00:07:08,278 --> 00:07:09,846 But to do so 210 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,447 would mean would mean that she stays here in New York City 211 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:14,984 hanging over me like an albino bat. 212 00:07:14,985 --> 00:07:18,054 On the other hand, if I "praise" Wuntch, 213 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:20,123 she will leave this city, the clouds will part, 214 00:07:20,124 --> 00:07:22,158 and the children will sing "Wuntch is gone." 215 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,760 What children? 216 00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:26,296 - All the children. - Right. That was a stupid question. 217 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:27,730 What was Sarge's advice? 218 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:29,933 Oh, you and I both know what Mother Jeffords would say. 219 00:07:29,934 --> 00:07:32,168 "Take the high road." But I asked you, 220 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:36,806 Detective Diaz, because you understand vengeance. 221 00:07:36,807 --> 00:07:40,176 Yes, I do. 222 00:07:40,177 --> 00:07:41,778 I had a nemesis once: 223 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:43,146 - Carla Bianchi. - Mm. 224 00:07:43,147 --> 00:07:47,417 She wronged me, and I crushed her like a gnat 225 00:07:47,418 --> 00:07:49,052 between my fingers. 226 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,987 I got her suspended from the second grade. 227 00:07:51,021 --> 00:07:54,490 - Second grade? - That little turd hoarded all the good markers. 228 00:07:54,491 --> 00:07:56,893 But eventually, she came back to school. 229 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:02,432 And she made the next ten years of my life miserable. 230 00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:04,000 It's not worth it. 231 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:05,401 Be nice to Wuntch. 232 00:08:05,436 --> 00:08:08,037 "Be nice to Wuntch?" 233 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:12,475 You may go now, Mother Diaz. 234 00:08:15,713 --> 00:08:18,314 I hate this. Everyone is looking at us. 235 00:08:18,349 --> 00:08:21,351 Only because we're equally massive, beautiful men in tuxes. 236 00:08:21,352 --> 00:08:23,953 - Yeah. - Sophia. 237 00:08:23,954 --> 00:08:27,023 Heeeeeeey, girlfriend. 238 00:08:27,024 --> 00:08:28,992 That came out saucier than I was expecting. 239 00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:31,828 Yeah. Hey, Jake, What are you doing here? 240 00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:33,763 I thought we agreed to press pause. 241 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:35,531 We did. I'm not here to see you. 242 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:37,400 I'm here to see your boss, Geoffrey Hoytsman. 243 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,035 - We're gonna bond. - Oh, God. 244 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:41,137 - Oh, good indeed. - You misheard me on purpose. 245 00:08:41,138 --> 00:08:43,006 Possibly. Look, I'm gonna charm him. 246 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:44,607 He's going to start giving you the good cases again. 247 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,410 - This is gonna work. - No, it's not. 248 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:49,712 How can I explain this? Oh, Okay. 249 00:08:49,713 --> 00:08:52,448 Imagine this room is full of super-intelligent robots... 250 00:08:52,483 --> 00:08:54,751 - Oh. - Hell-bent on ending humanity, 251 00:08:54,752 --> 00:08:56,386 and you are a working-class human 252 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:57,620 who just entered their swarm-hive. 253 00:08:57,655 --> 00:08:59,522 Okay, love this, love you, keep going. 254 00:08:59,557 --> 00:09:01,224 Oh, that's a really weird moment 255 00:09:01,225 --> 00:09:03,026 to say you love me for the first time. 256 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,394 - Oh no. - Was it? 257 00:09:04,428 --> 00:09:05,628 - I'm just gonna blow past that. - Yeah. 258 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,765 Look, the point is, you can't charm robots. 259 00:09:08,766 --> 00:09:11,367 So you should go before they pod you and harvest your brain. 260 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:13,203 Look, I've done my research on Hoytsman: 261 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:16,606 Skiing, nature, Atlantic City, I'm ready for him. 262 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,709 Sophia. Sergeant Jeffords. 263 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,077 Detective Peralta. 264 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:23,513 Please, my friends call me Jakey Snowpants, 265 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,114 because I'm skiing so much. [chuckles] 266 00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:27,183 Carving moguls on a black diamond. 267 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,918 I prefer cross-country skiing. 268 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:31,187 It's not a sport if gravity does the work for you. 269 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,423 Yeah. Gravity sucks. 270 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:35,391 Not the movie, the theory. Anyway, I've been spending 271 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:36,926 most of my weekends in Atlantic City these days. 272 00:09:36,961 --> 00:09:39,062 - Oh, that place is a dump. - No. 273 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:42,732 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to steal Sophia away. 274 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:45,435 You can't charm the robots. 275 00:09:45,436 --> 00:09:47,237 What in the frig was that? 276 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,205 He's always in Atlantic City. 277 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:50,940 Why would he go someplace he hates so much? 278 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:53,109 Unless there was something there he loves. 279 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:55,111 I bet he loves gambling. 280 00:09:55,112 --> 00:09:57,013 Just like I'm here in this dump 281 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,848 because of Sophia, who I now love. 282 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:00,483 You're really going hard on this love thing. 283 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:01,885 Well, I said it out loud. It's on the record. 284 00:10:01,886 --> 00:10:04,888 I can't take it back. Just get on board, Terry. 285 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:06,656 - Hello, Gina. - Ah! 286 00:10:06,657 --> 00:10:07,924 What are you creeps doing? 287 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,959 You made me look away from my phone. 288 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,761 You better pray I didn't miss a text. 289 00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:13,997 In your two seconds you looked away? 290 00:10:13,998 --> 00:10:16,799 17 texts. All of them important. 291 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,835 Amy suggested we negotiate terms, 292 00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:21,204 so if you agree to give my dad his blessing, 293 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,505 here's what I'll do for you. 294 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:25,675 "You will never see me in my pajamas on a family trip. 295 00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:26,916 "We will never share a bunk bed. 296 00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:28,845 "And I won't force you to participate 297 00:10:28,846 --> 00:10:31,714 in our annual themed Christmas cards." 298 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,083 This year my dad was Mary and I was the baby Jesus. 299 00:10:34,084 --> 00:10:36,486 Yeah, I know. Got one. Lived the nightmare. 300 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:38,054 Well, the list goes on. I signed it. 301 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,756 - Amy notarized it. - I'm a notary. 302 00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:41,691 No big deal. I met the comptroller. 303 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,092 Okay, you know what? 304 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:45,261 This isn't about out lives getting intertwined, okay? 305 00:10:45,262 --> 00:10:47,030 I'm actually worried about my mom 306 00:10:47,031 --> 00:10:49,165 'cause she's been hurt before. 307 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,067 This is all moving way too fast. 308 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:53,303 Wow. Gina. 309 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,437 That's really sweet. 310 00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:56,072 And the only reason I didn't tell you guys 311 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,774 is 'cause I don't value you as people, 312 00:10:57,775 --> 00:10:59,709 so it's, like, why be honest? 313 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,578 Yeah, you just went back and ruined what you said. 314 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:02,745 Right. Mm-hmm. 315 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,248 Look, I know I'm a stage five player, 316 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,484 just mowing down chicks left and right, 317 00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:09,119 but my dad's not like that. 318 00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:10,820 He would never hurt your mom. 319 00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:13,957 Just talk to him, you'll see. 320 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,759 Fine. I'll talk to him. 321 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,293 Just to ask him some questions. 322 00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:18,695 But go get him before I change my mind. 323 00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:19,729 - Okay. - Okay. 324 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,631 Oh. I already changed my mind. 325 00:11:21,632 --> 00:11:23,199 - Aww. - All right, I'm back. 326 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,034 - Oh. - Oh. I'm back. 327 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:27,570 (Geoffrey) After that, the judge just threw it out on the spot. 328 00:11:27,571 --> 00:11:29,939 [all laughing] 329 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,408 That judge has a deep voice, right? 330 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:35,044 I'm gonna go, uh, check out the food. 331 00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:36,513 Hey. 332 00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:37,914 Bet you five buck you can't guess 333 00:11:37,915 --> 00:11:42,352 three of the hors d'oeuvres they're serving. 334 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,254 I'll take that action. 335 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:48,892 Chicken satay, tuna tartare, shot glasses of gazpacho. 336 00:11:48,926 --> 00:11:51,728 Satay, tartare... 337 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:53,696 no 'szpach. 338 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:55,799 Where the 'szpach, Hoytsman? 339 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,068 Yes! 'Szpach! 340 00:11:58,069 --> 00:12:00,804 - No! - Well played. 341 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:02,005 Unless you want to go double or nothing. 342 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:04,908 I'm listening. 343 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:08,611 (Jake) Oh, nothing but glass! 344 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:11,781 I'll bet you can't tell how tall the Sarge is. 345 00:12:11,816 --> 00:12:13,450 In eggrolls. 346 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:18,321 24. Exactly 25 eggrolls tall. 347 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,023 Celebration eggroll. 348 00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:21,491 Hey, man, that was on the floor. 349 00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:23,159 You're on the floor. 350 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,562 60 bucks says you can't remove one glass 351 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:27,697 without knocking the whole thing over. 352 00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:33,269 You didn't say I couldn't grab the top one. 353 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:35,472 [glass shattering] 354 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:36,706 Yes! 355 00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:39,442 100 bucks says I can jump from the roof and survive. 356 00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:42,178 Oh, I don't think you can... 357 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,947 [chuckles] Just messing with you, Peralta. 358 00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:45,615 I gotta hit the head. Oh, then we'll bet on 359 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:46,750 who can shove more shrimp in his mouth. 360 00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,251 You're on. I got a big mouth though. 361 00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:49,719 You're in trouble. 362 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,087 I thought you were leaving. 363 00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,222 Were you just talking to Hoytsman? 364 00:12:52,256 --> 00:12:54,457 Talking. Bonding. Betting. 365 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,926 Oh, I should bet him that I can pee for longer than he can. 366 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,362 - Ugh. - The trick is to pinch it. 367 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,430 All right. I'll be right back. 368 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:05,135 Oh. Gotta fill up the tank. 369 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,003 Ah! Hello Geoffrey. 370 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,538 Hello. 371 00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:12,175 And that's cocaine. 372 00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:16,084 This night is making me incredibly anxious. 373 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,307 Oh hey, stay close. 374 00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:19,842 Someone messed with the champagne tower. 375 00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:20,876 You're all I've got. 376 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:23,412 Jake is stupid, but he's smart. 377 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,147 I think his plan is actually working. 378 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:28,484 - Oh God. - Hey, so, 379 00:13:28,485 --> 00:13:30,953 no big deal, but I arrested your boss, 380 00:13:30,954 --> 00:13:31,987 and I never should have come here. 381 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,288 Well I read that wrong. 382 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,524 Oh, this is insane. This is so insane. 383 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,125 I wasn't doing anything. 384 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,327 He was snorting cocaine in the bathroom. 385 00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:40,863 Okay, for the last time, that is not what happened. 386 00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:43,465 And that's cocaine. 387 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:45,601 Are you sure? [chuckles] 388 00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,202 Five dollars says you're wrong. 389 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,637 Let me get in there. Take a good look and smell. 390 00:13:48,671 --> 00:13:50,539 No, don't. [groans] 391 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,307 Okay. It was cocaine. 392 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,188 Turns out I was accidentally doing some cocaine. 393 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,344 Not on accident. 394 00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:56,945 You put it in your nose on purpose. 395 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:59,214 I don't even think I have a nose, Peralta. 396 00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:01,216 I certainly cannot feel it. 397 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,251 The defense rests! 398 00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:03,852 Shh. Keep your voices down. 399 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:04,887 What is going on here? 400 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,088 - Nothing. - Nothing at all. 401 00:14:06,089 --> 00:14:09,091 Sophia's cop boyfriend is arresting me 402 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,993 in front of my friends and colleagues. 403 00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:15,831 Hey, everyone. I'm Jake. 404 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:20,102 So who here saw 12 Years A Slave? 405 00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:21,837 Best picture. 406 00:14:21,871 --> 00:14:24,773 (Holt) Well, Diaz, the deed is done. 407 00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:26,241 You torpedoed her promotion? 408 00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:27,576 Sadly, no. 409 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:30,279 I gave that goblin a good recommendation. 410 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,748 Your story about the marketer really hit me. 411 00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,817 I began to realize that if even you thought 412 00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:36,552 I should take the high road, that was probably 413 00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:37,686 the right choice. 414 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,555 I'm sorry you didn't get your vengeance. 415 00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,824 - Mother Holt. - Good one. 416 00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:44,660 But I am still planning to get some retribution. 417 00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:47,629 I got her a parting gift. 418 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:49,631 Tickets to Wicked? 419 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:51,133 In Boston. 420 00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:52,468 She's moving to a second-class city, 421 00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:54,803 and I wanted to rub her nose in it. 422 00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,538 Enjoy the understudies, Madeline. 423 00:14:56,539 --> 00:14:58,941 Have fun watching some chubby Chenoweth knock-off 424 00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:03,345 warble her way through Popular. 425 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:04,747 Hello, Lynn. 426 00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:05,881 Hi, Regina. 427 00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:07,549 Don't play games with me, boy. 428 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,385 This is a bad idea. 429 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,986 No, it's okay. Dad's got this. 430 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,354 He's a real sweet talker. 431 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,022 Let's cut the crap. 432 00:15:14,023 --> 00:15:16,358 - Okay. - What are your intentions with my mother? 433 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,228 To make love to her every morning until we die. 434 00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:21,296 So it's just physical? 435 00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:22,631 What are you nuts? 436 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,266 I'm a divorced, retired florist 437 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,567 with a terrible gluten allergy. 438 00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:29,571 Your mom is a beautiful, brilliant travel agent. 439 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,140 She talks to people on the phone 440 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:32,775 who've seen the whole world. 441 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,943 I'll never meet anyone half as good as her. 442 00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:36,912 She's the best thing that ever happened to me. 443 00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:40,282 You mean other than Charles? 444 00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:41,550 No. 445 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,519 She's the best thing that ever happened to me. 446 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:45,821 That's okay, Pop. 447 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:47,423 You did what you had to do. 448 00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:48,657 I love her. 449 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:51,760 All I want is to make her happy forever. 450 00:15:51,761 --> 00:15:53,896 Fine. I give you my blessing. 451 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,398 But if you hurt my mom in any way, 452 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:59,702 so help me God, I will cut off your son's testicles. 453 00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:01,870 Snip, snip, snip. And I'm not playing. 454 00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:04,006 Deal. 455 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,007 [chuckles] 456 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,542 Way to go, Dad! 457 00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:07,810 You bagged a babe. [gasps] 458 00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:09,878 The Boyle boys are planning a wedding! 459 00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:11,680 Boyle boys! Boyle boys! 460 00:16:11,715 --> 00:16:14,016 Both: Boyle boys! Boyle boys! 461 00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:16,318 Both: [laughing] 462 00:16:16,353 --> 00:16:18,053 You screwed this up, buddy. 463 00:16:18,054 --> 00:16:19,888 You thinks she's gonna still love you after this? 464 00:16:19,923 --> 00:16:21,123 She'll see who you are now. 465 00:16:21,157 --> 00:16:23,192 Hey, you don't know anything about me and Sophia. 466 00:16:23,226 --> 00:16:26,028 What? I'm talking to myself about my wife. 467 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,396 She is not gonna like this. 468 00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:29,264 Who cares about you and your gross life? 469 00:16:29,265 --> 00:16:31,300 Jake, heads up. 470 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:33,836 Oh, hey, Sophia. Thank God you're here. 471 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,437 I was just gonna find you so we could talk. 472 00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:36,805 Jake, I'm not here to talk to you. 473 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,906 I'm here as Geoffrey's attorney. 474 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,408 Oh, I can do it myself. Watch this. 475 00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:41,775 Objection, objection, objection, objection, objection! 476 00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:43,245 Five! Five objections. 477 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:46,382 Maybe this "cocaine" isn't so bad after all. 478 00:16:46,383 --> 00:16:47,716 Okay. Geoffrey, I'm gonna have to 479 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:49,351 advise you to stop talking/confessing 480 00:16:49,352 --> 00:16:50,486 in front of the detectives. 481 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,887 Okay, look, I know that you're mad, 482 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,456 but I talked to the D.A. and he agreed to drop the charges. 483 00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:56,659 Geoffrey just had to do a little bit of community service, 484 00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,220 and nothing will even go on his record. 485 00:16:58,228 --> 00:16:59,495 Not good enough. You have no evidence. 486 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,031 Sophia, there's cocaine on his collar right now. 487 00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:03,499 Oh, not anymore. [inhales] 488 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,000 Whoo! 489 00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:06,915 You're really not reading the vibe right at all. 490 00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:08,137 Tell you what, that's the cocaine. 491 00:17:08,138 --> 00:17:09,705 I'm usually very tuned in. 492 00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:11,206 - Shh. - I had to arrest him. 493 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:12,741 - I had no choice. - Really? 494 00:17:12,776 --> 00:17:14,276 'Cause I could think of 50 other ways 495 00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:15,511 you could've handled this scenario. 496 00:17:15,545 --> 00:17:17,246 Oh my God, you are such a lawyer. 497 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,614 You are such a cop. 498 00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,382 I tell you I need some space to figure things out 499 00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:21,750 and you come kicking down the door 500 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,552 with the first plan that pops into your head. 501 00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:24,987 How is it my fault that your jerk boss 502 00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,855 put his jerk nose into a pile of jerk cocaine? 503 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,170 You followed him into a bathroom 504 00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:30,192 at a party you weren't even invited to. 505 00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,261 Hey, you know what? We're done. 506 00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:33,796 All right, fine. I'll talk to the D.A. 507 00:17:33,797 --> 00:17:35,564 I'll see if I can cut the community service in half, 508 00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,666 - how's that? - No, Jake. Not with the case. 509 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,969 You and I are done. 510 00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:44,453 [Jake panting] 511 00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,321 Jake, what are you doing? 512 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:47,356 I wanted to stop you. 513 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:50,158 Grand gesture. I took the stairs. 514 00:17:50,159 --> 00:17:51,493 - A little winded there, buddy? - Yeah. 515 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,428 Romance is hard! 516 00:17:53,429 --> 00:17:54,896 Can you just talk for, like, 20 minutes 517 00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:55,964 while I catch my breath? 518 00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:57,232 I don't have anything to say. 519 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,300 Oh come on. 520 00:17:58,301 --> 00:17:59,868 This is just a stupid fight about nothing. 521 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,803 I'm not gonna let us break up over this. 522 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,005 Jake, our jobs are incompatible. 523 00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:04,473 Our lives are incompatible. 524 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,008 Look, we'll just never talk about work, 525 00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,476 or interact with each other's friends, 526 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,744 or acknowledge each other in public, 527 00:18:08,745 --> 00:18:10,278 and I know this sounds like I'm describing enemies, 528 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:11,613 but we can make this work. 529 00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:12,714 We're Romeo and Juliet. 530 00:18:12,749 --> 00:18:14,516 It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. 531 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:16,818 That play ends in a tragic double suicide. 532 00:18:16,853 --> 00:18:17,986 That's how it ends? 533 00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:19,121 Why do people like it so much? 534 00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:21,390 All right, look. Jake, you're fun, okay? 535 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,724 And we've only been dating for three months. 536 00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:24,593 It's just not that serious. 537 00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:26,194 Well, it's kinda serious to me. 538 00:18:26,195 --> 00:18:27,562 I've accidentally said, "I love you," like, 539 00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:28,563 four times already. 540 00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:29,931 I know. I- 541 00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:31,900 I just don't think I accidentally love you back. 542 00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:35,671 Look, it's just... it's just so much work. 543 00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:37,673 That's work I'm willing to do. 544 00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:40,375 I'm not. 545 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,044 I'm sorry. 546 00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:49,818 Double suicide? 547 00:18:51,554 --> 00:18:52,854 (Holt) Hello, Madeline. 548 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:55,257 Raymond. I was just about to call you. 549 00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:56,925 I wanted to thank you for your kind recommendation. 550 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,528 And I wanted to give you this. 551 00:18:59,562 --> 00:19:02,064 Wicked. 552 00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:04,032 Starring Beth Danube. 553 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,901 Well played, Raymond. 554 00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,869 Sadly, I won't be able to use them. 555 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,938 Since I'm not going to Boston. What? 556 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:12,574 I was only interested in the Boston offer as leverage. 557 00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:15,043 I used it to get a promotion from the NYPD. 558 00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:17,212 I have never had more power over you 559 00:19:17,213 --> 00:19:18,880 than I do at this very moment. 560 00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:22,017 I wanted to give you these as a thank you. 561 00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:24,553 You're joking. 562 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,554 I'm gonna call the commissioner. 563 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,290 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 564 00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:29,625 I know you never would have recommended me 565 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,560 for that Boston post if deep down 566 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,029 you didn't think I deserved the job. 567 00:19:41,738 --> 00:19:44,072 What the... 568 00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:46,108 A thank you round of drinks 569 00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:48,844 - and a toast to Amy. - Oh. 570 00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,679 Your conflict resolution skills 571 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,814 has made my childhood dreams come true. 572 00:19:52,815 --> 00:19:54,016 I'm gonna be a ring bearer. 573 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:55,651 You don't think your dad will make you best man? 574 00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:58,453 Oh, I just assumed he'd ask Jake. 575 00:19:58,454 --> 00:20:01,957 Mm. Move over, please. I do have a wedding to plan. 576 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,325 'Cause if this thing is happening, 577 00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:05,260 it's not going to be a Boyle brothers event. 578 00:20:05,295 --> 00:20:07,162 For starters, all the bridesmaids 579 00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:08,463 are gonna be dressed like Roseanne 580 00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,098 from the television show, Roseanne. 581 00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:11,166 Oh, I like that show. 582 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,302 A certified shaman will conduct the ceremony, 583 00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:16,939 and the ring bearer will be an actual wolf. 584 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,241 Oh man, I could do it, but I wouldn't be as majestic 585 00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:20,409 on all fours. 586 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,777 This wedding sounds weird. I'm into it. 587 00:20:21,778 --> 00:20:23,478 To Lynn and Darlene Boyle. 588 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,080 All: Cheers. 589 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,949 Yuck. 590 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:29,217 My lady left me. 591 00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:30,986 My lady stayed. 592 00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:32,187 Come on, sir. 593 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:33,455 Focus on the good. 594 00:20:33,456 --> 00:20:35,057 You can hold your head up: 595 00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:36,892 you took the high road with Wuntch. 596 00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:38,260 Not entirely. 597 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,863 When I was alone in her office, I changed her auto-correct. 598 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,499 Now when she types "Wuntch," it gets replaced with "Butt." 599 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,502 Ah, I should not have gone to that party. 600 00:20:47,503 --> 00:20:48,737 I shouldn't have gone to that bathroom. 601 00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,305 I should not have arrested her boss. 602 00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:51,707 I don't see it that way. 603 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,976 You did everything right. You were a good cop. 604 00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:55,444 Good lonely cop. 605 00:20:55,445 --> 00:20:57,412 Hey, man, you put yourself out there. 606 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:58,547 You weren't breezy. 607 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,250 You like Sophia, you fought for her. 608 00:21:01,251 --> 00:21:02,417 You should be proud. 609 00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:04,319 No, you should be changing her auto-correct. 610 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,454 What's her last name? 611 00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:06,822 - Perez. - No. 612 00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:07,923 It's "Butt" now. 613 00:21:07,924 --> 00:21:09,892 Sophia Butt. 614 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,927 That's feels good, doesn't it? 615 00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:13,028 Not really. 616 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,063 Okay. 617 00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:16,231 Then let's get soused. 618 00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:17,933 Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 619 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:20,135 Mine. 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