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Hey, Boyle, I need a recommendation
for a good restaurant.
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It's Marcus' birthday
and I want to do something...
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Nice.
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Ooh. Do you want like,
classic, romantic?
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- Or gastro-sensuous?
- Ugh. Never mind.
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I know those categories.
You guys are talking dates.
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Here's what you do:
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Invite him over,
order some fancy take out,
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throw it in a pot,
and act like you cooked it.
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I got the idea
from yahoo! Answers.
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Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot.
We're not married.
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Mm-kay,
you know what time it is?
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Because my hoodie does.
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- Look at that.
- Mm.
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I have either two
or four words for you.
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Drag queen.
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Dim sum.
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You're talking about this Friday night?
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Everything's gonna be booked.
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We're only 72 hours out and we're still
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in the brainstorming phase?
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You gotta postpone.
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You can't postpone a birthday, Amy.
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But, if you can't get a reservation,
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you can always go home
and shampoo his hair.
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Please stop always recommending that.
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Well, it's always romantic.
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You can go to the top
of the empire state building,
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that's very romantic.
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Hm. Maybe I will.
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You can pee on the whole city
from up there.
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- Come on!
- What? - Come on!
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Come on!
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This stupid machine
won't take my dollar.
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That's half a dollar
taped to a pizza coupon.
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It's good for a cheesy bread
worth $2.50.
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You would've made money
on this deal, machine.
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Hey, sarge, can I borrow a dollar?
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No. No more loans.
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You already owe me way too much.
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The bank of Terry is closed.
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What, are you sailing away
on a tugboat?
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Man, I love tugboats.
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It's not a tugboat!
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I'm locking the vault!
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All right, fine, how much
could I possibly owe you?
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50, 60 bucks?
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$2,437.
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Dollars?
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Wait, of course dollars,
why was that the part
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I was surprised by?
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Jake, I would appreciate it
if you paid me back.
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Well, that's the craziest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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"I would appreciate it
if you paid me back"?
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Good.
So you heard it too.
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I've been in debt to him forever
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and he's never cared before.
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Something's up.
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I'm gonna drop everything
and figure out
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why he's acting weird.
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Or you could just pay him what you owe.
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[Laughs]
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Hilarious, Rosa.
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[Continues laughing]
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Hilarious.
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Santiago, whenever you can,
please drop of those case files.
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You got it, partner!
Be right in!
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"Partner"?
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What is going on?
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Is this a make-a-wish thing?
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Are you dying?
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Is it from loneliness?
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I found a mistake in one
of the Captain's old cases
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and he asked me to work it with him.
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As partners.
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We're taking our relationship
to the next level.
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From awkward underling
to awkward colleague.
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This is a real ugly duckling story.
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We're gonna bounce ideas
off each other,
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eat street meat while we
stake-out some perp,
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bond over burned coffee...
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- Santiago!
- Hm?
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Now means now!
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You got it.
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See? He can't wait
to work with me.
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He's clearly pumped.
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Hello, Terry.
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I just thought I'd stop by
and let you know
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that I'm on my way to the bank.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna pay you back
because I know your secret.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't have a secret.
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Oh, really?
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Fact the first:
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After years of not caring
about my debt,
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you weirdly want me
to pay you back now.
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That implies to me
that there is a sudden,
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unexpected expense.
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Or I got sick of waiting
for you to do the right thing.
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Not plausible.
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You have endless patience
for my shenanigans.
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Fact the second:
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You've had dentist appointments
twice in the past two weeks.
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No one goes to the dentist that much.
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I haven't been in seven years.
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You should go to the dentist, Jake.
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Probably.
My teeth hurt all the time.
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Fact the third:
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I'm really liking this
"fact the" thing.
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I think I'm gonna stick with it.
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Fact the fourth:
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I found this on your desk.
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It's a list of names.
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Nathaniel Jeffords, Alexa Jeffords...
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Those are my cousins names.
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Lies!
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There is but one conclusion.
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You, Terry Jeffords, are pregnant.
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The names are baby names.
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The dentist?
An obstetrician.
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And the money is for baby things.
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Like diapers.
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What are you talking about, man?
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Yeah.
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- That is crazy.
- Yeah.
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Damn it!
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Does anybody else know?
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No, just you, and your wife, and crash.
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That's what I think
you should name the baby.
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Works for a boy or a girl.
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Listen up, Jake.
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We just found out Sharon is pregnant
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and it's way too early to tell anyone.
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This is a secret.
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- Do you understand me?
- Yeah.
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Do you?
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Do you understand me?
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Oh, this got physical very quickly.
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This is adult stuff, Jake.
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Be serious!
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Look, I promise
I won't tell anyone, all right?
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My lips are sealed.
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Good.
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Do I even weigh anything to you?
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No.
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It's like holding a couple of grapes.
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Okay, partner, let's bang this out.
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Should we grab a cup of coffee,
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bounce some theories off each other...
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I solved it already.
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Oh...
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Then should we grab a cup of coffee,
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you could tell me
what you found out and...
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No, we can do it here.
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The fires were set by Richard Wilcox,
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the firefighter who was
first on the scene
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at all three fires.
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Okay uh, now we just
have to work backwards,
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figure out why...
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He was up for a promotion
and wanted to look like a hero.
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Yup.
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But how are we gonna find this bastard?
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After all these years,
you know, it could take...
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He owns a store.
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I have the address.
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Okay.
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I could drive.
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No, you don't know where we're going.
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But if you'd like a cup of coffee,
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there's an old bakery
in that neighborhood.
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The coffee there is terrible
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but I would enjoy the nostalgia.
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I love terrible coffee.
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Now let's put away Richard
Wilcox, that no-good punk.
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He's 86 years old.
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You don't outgrow punk, sir.
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There you are, sergeant.
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Installment one of TBD.
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1,200 bucks, that's everything I have.
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You should also note
it's all in singles
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because it takes so many bills
to fill up a briefcase.
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Thanks, Peralta.
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You know, it's nice
to finally have someone
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to share this secret with.
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I'm pregnant, man!
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Yeah!
We're pregnant.
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"We" because I convinced you
not to get a vasectomy.
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So if it wasn't for me,
you'd have no penis.
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You still don't know
what a vasectomy is.
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Hey, so listen, I was thinking,
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now that I've proven I'm
fiscally responsible,
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how you feel about me
being the godfather?
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How about this?
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You don't tell anyone
about the pregnancy
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for four weeks, and I'll think
about you being the godfather.
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Yes!
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Oh also, I put a list
of baby names in there.
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My favorite: Nakatomi.
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After the tower in Die Hard.
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Works for a boy or a girl.
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What's going on?
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How'd you get all that money?
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Pfft, by putting bad guys behind bars.
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I work for a living, jeez.
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I emptied out my checking account.
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Wait, you've owed Terry for years,
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and now, suddenly, you give him
every penny you have?
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- Why?
- Why?
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Oh, wait.
Because.
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That is not an answer.
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No. Well, because you guys
got in my head
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about owing Terry money.
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And it convinced me that it's important
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to pay back your friends.
220
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Well, you owe all of us money.
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So does that mean you're gonna
pay all of us back?
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Yeah, Jake,
or is there something special
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about your friendship with Terry?
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Nope.
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Nothing special about Terry.
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I'm gonna pay everyone.
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Man, I really hoped to say
this to a drug dealer
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who killed my whole family, but...
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It's payback time.
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All right, but a nice little
dent into my Terry debt.
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No applause?
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Seriously?
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Okay, I see how this is gonna be.
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All right, how much do I owe
the rest of you?
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$4,009.
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What? How is that even possible?
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June 3rd, 2008, paid
for your lunch, $8.45.
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June 3rd, 2008, bought
you a soda, $1.05.
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June 3rd, 2008, lent you $4,000
for an entertainment system.
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Now there it is.
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I stopped keeping track after that.
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Sure.
Sure, okay.
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How about the rest of you?
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710 dollarinos.
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$856.32.
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Okay, very specific.
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I'm sorry you guys,
but I can't pay that.
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It's too much money.
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Why don't you just take back
the money you gave to Terry
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and split it six ways.
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Then at least everyone gets something.
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Yeah, but Terry needs the money.
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For what?
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Uh, for butt enhancement surgery.
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Smart.
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That's a real problem area for Terry.
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- (Jake) Yeah.
- What?
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(Jake) What?
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I am not having butt enhancement
surgery.
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Nor do I need it!
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Okay, so split up the money.
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No, no, no.
How about this?
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I'll work off my debt to each of you.
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How's that sound?
I'll do anything you want.
265
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Anything?
266
00:08:18,299 --> 00:08:20,033
Am I the only one that was super
creeped out by that?
267
00:08:20,034 --> 00:08:22,235
No, that was definitely creepy.
268
00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,304
Yeah, he wants you to do
something real weird.
269
00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:27,307
Hello, partner!
270
00:08:27,308 --> 00:08:28,308
Two coffees.
271
00:08:28,309 --> 00:08:29,809
Black for me.
Milk for you.
272
00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,311
You remembered how I like it!
273
00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:32,645
Yes, with milk.
274
00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,680
It's just one ingredient.
275
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,681
And you remembered it.
276
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,382
Mm.
277
00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,489
Anyway, no sign of Wilcox.
278
00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:40,625
Maybe we should talk
about deets of the case,
279
00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:42,760
plan our next move, grab a little chow.
280
00:08:42,761 --> 00:08:43,794
No need.
281
00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:46,197
I brought these.
282
00:08:46,198 --> 00:08:48,533
- Nutrition bricks.
- Hm?
283
00:08:48,534 --> 00:08:52,297
I have original no-flavor
and whole wheat no-flavor.
284
00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:57,208
Nutrition bricks sound great.
285
00:08:57,209 --> 00:09:00,244
Or we could grab a little street meat.
286
00:09:00,245 --> 00:09:03,193
Kind of a classic
stakeout food, but whatever.
287
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,582
Huh.
288
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,917
Meat.
289
00:09:05,918 --> 00:09:07,952
From the street.
290
00:09:07,953 --> 00:09:10,655
Sounds like a fun treat.
291
00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:11,722
[Chuckles]
292
00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:15,493
I'm a poet and didn't even know
I was rhyming those words.
293
00:09:15,494 --> 00:09:17,128
But it happened anyway.
294
00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:18,917
That's a great idea, partner.
295
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,731
Let's grab some street meat.
296
00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:22,967
Okay!
297
00:09:22,968 --> 00:09:24,767
How's working your debt off going?
298
00:09:24,768 --> 00:09:25,570
Horrible.
299
00:09:25,571 --> 00:09:27,839
Rosa's making clean her motorcycle.
300
00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,340
Payback's a bitch.
301
00:09:29,341 --> 00:09:32,610
Ugh! So many great payback lines
wasted on this.
302
00:09:32,611 --> 00:09:33,878
Damn this bike's muddy.
303
00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:35,446
And this isn't even
the worst thing I had to do.
304
00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:37,682
Gina made me call people
and tell them she was dead
305
00:09:37,683 --> 00:09:39,657
to see how they'd react.
306
00:09:39,658 --> 00:09:41,106
Is she crying?
Is she crying?
307
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,987
A little.
308
00:09:42,988 --> 00:09:47,425
You should be wailing,
you stone cold bitch.
309
00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:49,292
Now call my other grandma.
310
00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:51,294
And then there was Scully.
311
00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:53,631
Lower.
312
00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:54,632
Lower.
313
00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,174
- I'm at your butt.
- Lower!
314
00:09:56,175 --> 00:09:58,801
Apparently he holds his stress
in the b-cheeks.
315
00:09:58,802 --> 00:09:59,904
Oh, God.
316
00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:01,439
I'm so sorry.
317
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,440
Well, at least I can help you out.
318
00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:03,541
No, no, no, no.
319
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:04,976
That'll only make people suspicious.
320
00:10:04,977 --> 00:10:06,811
Besides, I don't mind
doing all these horrible things,
321
00:10:06,812 --> 00:10:08,346
'cause I want to keep your secret safe.
322
00:10:08,347 --> 00:10:10,982
For you, and Sharon, and Miata.
323
00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,679
Works for a boy or a girl.
324
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,151
Well, well, well, what are you
hens clucking about?
325
00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:16,287
What?
Nothing.
326
00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:17,487
What do you want, Boyle?
327
00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:18,790
To be paid back.
328
00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,270
I want you to wash my dogs.
329
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,895
Hm, why would I ask that given
that I know you hate my dogs?
330
00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,062
They hump everything.
331
00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:26,297
They're passionate!
332
00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:28,699
But you don't have to wash them at all
333
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,989
if you just tell me
what's going on here.
334
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,335
You two have a secret.
335
00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:33,871
I can smell it.
336
00:10:33,872 --> 00:10:34,872
Jason, not now.
337
00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:36,074
Down.
338
00:10:36,075 --> 00:10:37,642
Yuck. We don't have a secret,
all right?
339
00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:38,997
Do we have a secret, Terry?
340
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,012
If we did, it's a secret from me.
341
00:10:41,013 --> 00:10:43,514
[Laughter]
342
00:10:43,515 --> 00:10:45,473
Okay then, wash my dogs.
343
00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,685
And be warned, they just watched
Peabody and Sherman,
344
00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:49,602
so they're extra horny.
345
00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:52,256
[Funk music]
346
00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:56,818
♪ ♪
347
00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:58,896
Ah!
Jason!
348
00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:00,602
Wait your turn!
349
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:04,230
I must say, this is quite good.
350
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,971
Is this sauce for your chicken
or my lamb?
351
00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:08,788
Hm. I don't know.
352
00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:09,941
Should we try it?
353
00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:11,958
Let's risk it.
354
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,833
Here we go. Boom.
355
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,995
It's amazing.
356
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,985
I don't care for it.
357
00:11:20,986 --> 00:11:23,121
But I tried!
358
00:11:23,122 --> 00:11:24,322
And what a story for Kevin!
359
00:11:24,323 --> 00:11:25,390
[Chuckles]
360
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,691
So who was your partner
back when you caught
361
00:11:26,692 --> 00:11:27,792
the Brooklyn broiler?
362
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,427
Martin Ormankupp.
363
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:30,795
He was a great partner.
364
00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:35,233
Smart, loyal, homophobic
but not racist.
365
00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:36,868
In those days, that was pretty good.
366
00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,973
Hm. How long did you work
the case for?
367
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:42,273
Martin Ormankupp and I
tracked him for eight months.
368
00:11:42,274 --> 00:11:46,010
Almost cost him his marriage
to his wife, Heather Ormankupp.
369
00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:47,398
Oh, sir, look!
370
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:49,547
Oh, this could be our man.
Let's go.
371
00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:54,185
NYPD.
We're partners.
372
00:11:54,186 --> 00:11:56,621
We'd like to ask you some questions.
373
00:11:56,622 --> 00:11:58,156
You're not Richard Wilcox!
374
00:11:58,157 --> 00:12:00,558
That's my grandpa.
He died a couple weeks ago.
375
00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,383
I'm just here cleaning out his shop.
376
00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:04,329
Oh, no.
Something wrong here.
377
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,630
Oh, you think this punk
is lying, partner?
378
00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:06,831
No.
379
00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:08,633
Something's wrong in my intestine.
380
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,535
Due to the street meat.
381
00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:13,091
- We must go now.
- Okay.
382
00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:17,308
Oh, okay.
383
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:18,309
All right, I'll drive!
384
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,345
[Police sirens blaring]
(Holt) Oh, my...
385
00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:21,849
Sir, we could find a public bathroom.
386
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:24,310
No! This is a very private
emergency!
387
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,451
(Holt) Ah!
388
00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:31,489
I'm going to the gym,
then Sharon is gonna take me
389
00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:33,711
to a dentist appointment.
390
00:12:33,727 --> 00:12:35,660
Damn sarge, your teeth are messed up.
391
00:12:35,661 --> 00:12:36,928
Listen up, everybody.
392
00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:39,130
I just forwarded you an email
about the suspect
393
00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:40,798
in those bodega robberies.
394
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:44,222
Check it out.
We're gonna catch this guy.
395
00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:46,474
All right, let's see here.
396
00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:47,572
Hurricane?
397
00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:50,608
Hurricane Jeffords.
398
00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:52,143
Works for a boy or a girl.
399
00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:53,826
(Boyle) I know what's going on Jake.
400
00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:54,846
Uh, what?
401
00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:55,847
About who?
402
00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:56,848
With you and Terry.
403
00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:58,082
The money, the private convos.
404
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,250
I figured it out.
405
00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:00,952
You stole my idea
to open a bowling alley
406
00:13:00,953 --> 00:13:03,087
and you're gonna do it with Terry.
407
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,378
Yup, that's it.
408
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:07,325
Jake. Fingerholes
was our idea.
409
00:13:07,326 --> 00:13:09,509
I do not think it should be
called fingerholes.
410
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,829
You're not calling it fingerholes?
411
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:12,864
Good luck, pal.
412
00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:14,098
Oh, my God!
413
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,366
Terry's pregnant?
414
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,501
What? How do you know that?
415
00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:17,535
We all know.
416
00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:20,591
You hit "reply all" on the
email, grandma Peralta.
417
00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:22,227
Oh, no.
418
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:28,446
Uh, good.
Great.
419
00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:31,215
The secret is out.
420
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:33,722
I got humped by Jason for nothing.
421
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:38,317
(Jake) Okay, yes.
Terry is having another kid.
422
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,501
We are pregnant.
423
00:13:39,502 --> 00:13:40,702
But that's a secret.
424
00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:42,237
It's way too soon to tell anyone.
425
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,740
I only stumbled across it 'cause
I'm such an amazing Detective.
426
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,908
Who accidentally hit "reply all"
like some idiot
427
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,943
on a brunch thread.
428
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,544
Yeah, that.
429
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:51,813
But, look, Terry can't know
the secret is out.
430
00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:53,415
He got the email too, boo.
431
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,950
Crap, you're right.
432
00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:56,585
All right, we just have to break
into his email account
433
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,186
and delete the message
while he's down at the gym.
434
00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,688
Great, all right, here's the plan.
435
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:00,689
I'll go down there...
436
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:01,690
What are you gonna do, Jake?
437
00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:02,758
I'm obviously about to say.
438
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,059
Okay?
I'll go down there...
439
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,427
Sorry, Jake, I thought
it was a call and response.
440
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,553
It's not.
Okay?
441
00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:07,763
- I'll go down there...
- Are you mad at me?
442
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,297
Dude!
Okay?
443
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:10,399
Here's the plan.
444
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,466
I'll go down to the gym and have Terry
445
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,467
take me through his workout.
446
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:13,902
You guys get savant from I.T.
447
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,203
to help you hack into his account.
448
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,806
If anything goes wrong, Scully,
fake a heart attack.
449
00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:18,807
What are you thinking?
450
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,976
Classic angina, or something sexier,
451
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,311
like um, myocardial infarction?
452
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:27,082
Just drop down onto the ground
and wiggle.
453
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:31,319
I'm gonna nail this.
454
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320
You're back so soon.
455
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,422
Did you catch your guy?
456
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:34,890
No, he was dead.
So I'll never catch him.
457
00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:39,494
Also, Amy bought us tainted meat
and now I have diarrhea.
458
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:41,558
Oof.
459
00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:43,799
[Door slams shut]
460
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800
[Grunting]
461
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,035
Hey, Terry.
462
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,503
You get my email?
463
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,222
About how I was coming down here?
464
00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:51,707
No, I haven't checked my phone.
465
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,775
Oh, no need.
466
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,343
I just wanted to make sure
you were here, you know?
467
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,949
You know how I like
to have a weight-mate.
468
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,779
Really?
469
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,347
I have never seen you in the gym.
470
00:14:59,348 --> 00:15:00,348
What?
471
00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,783
I basically live here.
472
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,685
I'm a regular gym dandy.
473
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,253
Besides, I gotta get into shape
474
00:15:05,254 --> 00:15:06,955
for all the godfathering I'm gonna do.
475
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:08,690
I mean, how am I gonna throw
our baby up into the air
476
00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:09,758
with these noodle arms?
477
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:10,759
Good point.
478
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,227
So take me through your workout, man.
479
00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:13,595
Rip me up, you know?
480
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:14,596
Let's rip it out.
481
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:16,552
Time to rip it down!
482
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:18,200
Those aren't gym terms.
483
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,068
And I don't think
you could handle my workout.
484
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,069
Oh, wow.
485
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,738
Sounds like a challenge to me.
486
00:15:22,739 --> 00:15:23,739
Come on.
487
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,906
[Grunting]
488
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:25,907
I got you.
489
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:26,908
- Ready?
- Yup.
490
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,135
Oh, my God!
So heavy!
491
00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:31,817
This will crack his password,
but it could take an hour.
492
00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,016
No way Jake keeps up with Terry
for that long.
493
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,217
Have you seen Terry?
494
00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:36,451
Well there's nothing we can do.
495
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,320
Unless you can guess
the sarge's password.
496
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:40,088
- "Big muscles"?
- Nope.
497
00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:41,890
That's your first guess?
"Big muscles"?
498
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,525
Try his wife's name, Sharon.
499
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,793
- Nope.
- Sharon1.
500
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,028
- Nope.
- Sharon2.
501
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,396
- Nope.
- Sharon3.
502
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:48,563
- Nope.
- This is stupid.
503
00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:50,032
Come on!
Push it!
504
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,533
Push it!
505
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,268
Five!
506
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,621
Ah!
Oh, man.
507
00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:57,593
This is almost too easy.
508
00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:58,774
Are you crying?
509
00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,742
No. That's eyeball sweat.
510
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,044
All right.
Let's wrap this up.
511
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,578
I gotta call Sharon
and get back to work.
512
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:04,579
No, no, no, no.
513
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,983
Hey, I thought you said this
was gonna be a challenge, huh?
514
00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:10,452
This has been a cakewalk so far.
515
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,387
Oh, you want me to make this harder?
516
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,622
Yes.
517
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:14,623
That is what I want.
518
00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:16,158
More harder exercise.
519
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:17,959
Look, sarge!
520
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,428
I've burnt 200 calories.
521
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,662
That's your heart rate.
522
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,367
Yeah.
That checks out.
523
00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:25,567
Come on, Jack, ten more minutes.
524
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,623
I think we should stop now, Peralta.
525
00:16:27,624 --> 00:16:28,904
No, no.
I'm still good.
526
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,905
Check this out.
527
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:34,843
Right hook, right hook, uppercut.
528
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:38,613
My arms don't seem to be
responding to my brain anymore.
529
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:39,648
Nope.
530
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,883
Ugh! God,
I hate how hard it is
531
00:16:41,884 --> 00:16:43,852
to guess other people's passwords.
532
00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:45,620
Wait!
Everyone, wait!
533
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:50,425
Try "yogurt."
534
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,426
(Savant) We're in!
535
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,995
[All cheering]
536
00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:54,608
Terry loves yogurt.
537
00:16:54,609 --> 00:16:55,897
Come on, Jake!
Let's go!
538
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,966
So how much blood do you
usually have in your mouth
539
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:58,967
when you do this?
540
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:02,971
None.
541
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,172
Great, I'm done.
542
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:07,276
Great workout, sarge.
543
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:10,012
Ah, Boyle, I need to throw away
this piece of paper
544
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,179
but I can't move my body.
545
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,180
On it, Jakey.
546
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,582
It's show time, here we go.
547
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,243
I love this, we're like
Batman and Alfred.
548
00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,719
You'd rather be Alfred than Robin?
549
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,288
He has access to the batcave,
plus, he gets to drive
550
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,844
all of Batman's girlfriends home
and dish.
551
00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:24,513
(Jake) Doy.
552
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:26,695
Oh, hey!
How are you Mrs. Sarge?
553
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,058
(Boyle) You look normal.
554
00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:30,666
Hi, Jake.
Charles.
555
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,134
Uh, hold on, honey.
556
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,856
I gotta check my emails
and then I'll be ready to go.
557
00:17:34,857 --> 00:17:37,347
[Suspenseful music]
558
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:44,271
♪ ♪
559
00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,815
Okay, all set.
560
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,816
All right, have fun.
561
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,817
(Jake) Yeah.
562
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,851
Sergeant Jeffords.
Sharon.
563
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:51,086
The Captain's back?
When he get back?
564
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:52,154
Turn me around!
565
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,255
(Holt) I'm not feeling well.
566
00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:54,356
I have an appointment at the restroom
567
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:56,325
but I gather congratulations
are in order.
568
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,159
For what?
569
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,627
Oh, Peralta sent everyone in the office
570
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,662
an email about what to name
your new baby.
571
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,566
For what it's worth,
I really like the name Todd.
572
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,585
Terrence, what is he talking about?
573
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:11,707
Yeah, Peralta!
What is he talking about?
574
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,634
Hey.
575
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,576
Scully! Now!
576
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:16,078
[Groaning]
577
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,247
Oh, no!
He's having a heart attack!
578
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,916
This is a man's life,
you calloused bastards!
579
00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:27,699
Terry, I am so sorry.
580
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,982
You should be sorry.
581
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:30,324
Should I get out of here
582
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:31,959
or should I just fade
into the background
583
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,028
until you need me to wheel you out?
584
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,530
I'll fade.
I'll fade.
585
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,099
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone.
586
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,701
I know, but I can't help it
if everyone in this precinct
587
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,069
is a brilliant Detective.
588
00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:44,005
You emailed them all!
589
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:45,039
With your email!
590
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,407
To their emails!
591
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,809
Okay, yes, that was one fact
that may have helped them
592
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,612
crack the case,
but Boyle was closing in.
593
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:52,847
I was actually way off.
594
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:55,383
All my theories
were bowling alley related.
595
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,952
Fading, fading again.
596
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,053
Look, I know I messed up.
597
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,321
But it was an honest mistake.
598
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,590
I promise you, I was taking it
seriously.
599
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:04,696
What was the email
you sent everyone about?
600
00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:07,495
How you should name your kid hurricane.
601
00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:08,992
Wheel him out, Charles.
602
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:09,864
Wait.
603
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,699
Does this mean I can't be
the godfather?
604
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,134
I said wheel him out.
605
00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,435
You can be my godfather, Jake.
606
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:16,122
You're older than me!
607
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:19,006
[Knock at door]
608
00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:21,008
Captain?
How are you feeling?
609
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:22,210
Better today.
610
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:24,712
I even managed to eat some
plain toast this morning.
611
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:25,780
Smart.
612
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:26,814
Something bland.
613
00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:28,249
That's my favorite breakfast.
614
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:29,717
Right.
615
00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:32,486
Sir, I'm sorry.
616
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,722
I wanted to be a great partner.
617
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:36,257
A Martin Ormankupp.
618
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,559
But instead, I was the partner
who made you sick.
619
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,996
Can I tell you something
about Martin Ormankupp?
620
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,364
On our second day as partners,
621
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,867
Martin Ormankupp was kicked
in the crotch by a police horse.
622
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,635
Not what I was expecting you to say.
623
00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,537
Of all the cases that we worked,
that moment was the one
624
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,305
that bonded us the most.
625
00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:52,773
Because that's what we laughed about.
626
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,610
After his surgery
and months long rehab.
627
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,111
It was a terrible ordeal
for both Martin
628
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,666
and Heather Ormankupp.
629
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:03,743
Mm. So you think we can laugh
about me poisoning you?
630
00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,486
Yes, I do.
631
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:06,521
Someday.
632
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,123
Perhaps over street meat.
633
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,124
[Chuckles]
634
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,392
Sir, did you just laugh?
635
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:12,560
Uproariously.
636
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:14,061
Oh, my God.
637
00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:15,897
It's happening.
638
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:17,757
Yup.
639
00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:19,100
Here, sarge.
640
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:20,730
It's the rest of the money I owe you.
641
00:20:20,731 --> 00:20:22,069
1,237 bucks.
642
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,871
I thought you already drained
your bank account.
643
00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:25,273
I sold my car.
644
00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:26,861
It's not a big deal.
645
00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:29,394
Oh, my God!
This is such a huge deal!
646
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,846
[Sobbing]
647
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:33,514
I can't un-tell your secret.
648
00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:35,082
The best I can do is make sure
no one talks about it
649
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,862
for the next four weeks
and pay back your money, so.
650
00:20:38,878 --> 00:20:40,458
Jake, hold up.
651
00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:41,990
Yeah?
652
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,742
I was wondering if you still
wanted to be the godfather.
653
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:46,928
Wait, seriously?
654
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:48,329
Yes!
Of course!
655
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,831
That would be amazing.
656
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,165
Thank you.
657
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,467
I'm gonna be such a good godfather.
658
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,001
You'll see.
I'm gonna be like...
659
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,237
(Imitating Al Pacino)
"What's the matter with you? Be a man!"
660
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:57,572
You know?
661
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:59,740
You know, obviously I wouldn't
scream that at the baby.
662
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:00,842
That was a bad quote to choose.
663
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,302
But you get what I'm saying.
664
00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:05,346
Yeah, look, that kid
is gonna have a lot of fun
665
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,598
hanging out with you.
666
00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:10,685
But I also know that if anything
happened to me and Sharon,
667
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,788
you're responsible enough
to raise the little guy.
668
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:17,058
Wait, that's what a godfather does?
669
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,893
I mean, I knew that.
670
00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:20,928
I can handle it!
671
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:21,929
Just real quick, what's a good book
672
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,531
on parenting that you could recommend.
673
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,633
Or better yet, what's a good
movie on parenting?
674
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:26,734
Terry?
675
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,937
Seriously, I have no idea what to do!
676
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,072
Oh, wait!
677
00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,640
Yahoo! Answers.
678
00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:36,682
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