1 00:00:04,622 --> 00:00:05,855 Interesting. 2 00:00:07,959 --> 00:00:10,594 Very, very interesting. 3 00:00:10,628 --> 00:00:12,028 Guys. 4 00:00:12,063 --> 00:00:13,396 Captain Holt has no pants on. 5 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:14,664 Um... 6 00:00:14,699 --> 00:00:15,699 What? 7 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,667 He has no pants on, is what. 8 00:00:17,702 --> 00:00:18,768 Here are the facts: 9 00:00:18,803 --> 00:00:20,337 At 11:55 A.M., 10 00:00:20,371 --> 00:00:23,473 Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup. 11 00:00:23,507 --> 00:00:26,142 At 12:03 P.M., I heard him yell... 12 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:27,177 Ouch! 13 00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:30,580 (Jake) Then at 12:07, he called Gina into his office. 14 00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:32,015 She entered, holding nothing. 15 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:35,185 One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag. 16 00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:38,021 Captain Holt's pants were in that bag. 17 00:00:38,055 --> 00:00:39,389 His knees are in the breeze. 18 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:40,857 He's in his undies. 19 00:00:40,892 --> 00:00:42,859 That evidence is circumstantial. 20 00:00:42,894 --> 00:00:44,861 Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation? 21 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:45,896 - No. - Not really. 22 00:00:45,897 --> 00:00:46,897 Done. 23 00:00:46,898 --> 00:00:48,131 Hey, Captain. 24 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,066 I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick. 25 00:00:50,101 --> 00:00:52,135 Just leave it on the couch. 26 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:54,037 - Dismissed. - Okay. 27 00:00:54,071 --> 00:00:55,772 Sir, you're gonna freak. 28 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,608 Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct, and he's giving out autographs. 29 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:01,111 Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now. 30 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,280 How would you know that? 31 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,315 Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge! 32 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:07,317 I'm gonna die! 33 00:01:07,351 --> 00:01:09,686 - I got you, Jake! - No, no. 34 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,720 Stop. I swallowed it. 35 00:01:10,755 --> 00:01:12,122 I swallowed it. It's fine. 36 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,690 Hey, hey. 37 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:14,925 I made you another bowl of soup 38 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,693 since you spilled yours earlier, 39 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:19,296 but you're gonna have to come over here to get it. 40 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,064 All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, 41 00:01:21,098 --> 00:01:22,899 so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, 42 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:24,100 and I'm sitting in my underwear. 43 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:25,135 Happy? 44 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:26,803 Yes. 45 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:28,071 Ah. 46 00:01:28,105 --> 00:01:30,874 Sir, I need you to sign off on... 47 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:33,443 look at us, just three people with pants on 48 00:01:33,477 --> 00:01:35,178 having a normal conversation. 49 00:01:35,213 --> 00:01:37,113 Yep. No story here. 50 00:01:37,148 --> 00:01:40,116 [Upbeat music] 51 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:48,151 ♪ ♪ 52 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:55,159 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry - 53 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,475 Hello, everybody. 54 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:01,111 In my hands, I hold the driving directions 55 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:03,447 to this year's detectives-only getaway. 56 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:04,521 Give it a cool name, Jake. 57 00:02:04,549 --> 00:02:06,049 All right, detectives-only getaway... 58 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,517 d-o-g, dog, dog party... 59 00:02:07,552 --> 00:02:08,852 Dog Party '15. 60 00:02:08,886 --> 00:02:09,886 Woof, woof, woof! 61 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,121 Big shout-out to Charles Boyle 62 00:02:11,155 --> 00:02:13,123 for hosting us at his beach house this year. 63 00:02:13,157 --> 00:02:14,157 Yeah. 64 00:02:14,158 --> 00:02:15,158 [Applause] 65 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:16,560 You should really thank my ex-wife. 66 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:17,627 We split it in the divorce. 67 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:20,297 I get it for December through February. 68 00:02:20,331 --> 00:02:22,399 Winter B-house! Woof, woof, woof! 69 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,600 Yeah, that's not really catching on. 70 00:02:23,634 --> 00:02:25,802 - Aw. - As always, there will be no spouses, 71 00:02:25,837 --> 00:02:27,771 no bosses, no work... 72 00:02:27,805 --> 00:02:29,006 No bedtimes, 73 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,173 within reason. 74 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,275 All right, Santiago's feeling rowdy. 75 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:33,410 Who else is feeling it? 76 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,811 I can't wait. 77 00:02:34,846 --> 00:02:36,980 This weekend, I am Vacation Terry. 78 00:02:37,015 --> 00:02:39,216 No kids, no responsibilities. 79 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,452 I'm just a balloon floating in the great blue sky, 80 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:45,022 and I am untethered. 81 00:02:45,056 --> 00:02:46,223 And just to clarify, 82 00:02:46,257 --> 00:02:48,925 how untethered is Vacation Terry from his wife? 83 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,027 Very tethered. 84 00:02:50,061 --> 00:02:51,795 All right, anyone else have questions? 85 00:02:51,829 --> 00:02:53,530 Hitchcock, Scully, you've been weirdly silent. 86 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:56,033 We didn't want to say anything that would get us uninvited. 87 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:57,701 Smart. All right, get pumped, people. 88 00:02:57,735 --> 00:02:59,803 Dog Party '15, ooh-ooh! 89 00:02:59,837 --> 00:03:03,106 [All hooting and cheering] 90 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,009 Two bottles of vodka. 91 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:09,146 Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink Amy? 92 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:11,615 Six-drink Amy? What does that mean? 93 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,918 It's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale. 94 00:03:14,953 --> 00:03:18,288 One drink, Amy's a little spacey. 95 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,756 Wait. What? 96 00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:21,692 (Gina) Two drinks: Loud Amy. 97 00:03:21,726 --> 00:03:23,560 [Shouts] You want to get a cab? 98 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:24,661 (Gina) Three drinks: 99 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:26,730 Amy dance pants. 100 00:03:26,764 --> 00:03:28,765 Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert. 101 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,467 Hey, check it out. 102 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:35,305 (Gina) And five-drink Amy is weirdly confident. 103 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,308 Let's do this, little man. 104 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,345 But I've never seen six-drink Amy. 105 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:44,481 Maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with, 106 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:48,118 aka my sasquatch. 107 00:03:54,225 --> 00:03:55,792 Hey, there, beautiful. 108 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,861 Marcus, what are you doing here? 109 00:03:57,895 --> 00:03:59,162 I know you lost your phone charger, 110 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,597 so I got you a new one, and I want to make sure 111 00:04:00,632 --> 00:04:01,698 your phone's all juiced up 112 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,934 for some sweet long-distance texting. 113 00:04:03,968 --> 00:04:05,435 Thanks. What do I owe you? 114 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:07,070 It's a gift. 115 00:04:07,105 --> 00:04:08,472 All you got to say is thank you. 116 00:04:08,506 --> 00:04:11,041 I said thank you. That was the first thing I said. 117 00:04:11,075 --> 00:04:13,443 Sorry. You're nice. 118 00:04:13,478 --> 00:04:14,478 I'll text you. 119 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:15,779 Can't wait. 120 00:04:15,813 --> 00:04:16,813 Inappropriate work kiss. 121 00:04:16,814 --> 00:04:17,814 Too fast. Can't stop me. 122 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:26,056 Rosa D macking down with her boo on the street! 123 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,524 I love it. 124 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,693 Say "boo" again, I will shoot you in the stomach. 125 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,028 Fine. "Lover boy" it is. 126 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,222 What did I just say, Charles? 127 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,430 - What did I just say? - You said... 128 00:04:33,464 --> 00:04:34,464 you said not to say it. 129 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,674 Peralta, I thought you already left. 130 00:04:37,702 --> 00:04:39,002 Yeah, I closed a couple of cases 131 00:04:39,037 --> 00:04:40,437 and had to finish up the paperwork. 132 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,272 Also, I wanted to thank you again 133 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:43,273 for giving us this half day. 134 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:44,508 Yes, of course. 135 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:46,710 I understand how important these extravaganzas are. 136 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,345 I'm sure you'll have a hoot. 137 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:49,813 Oh, yeah, although I'm sure our hoots 138 00:04:49,847 --> 00:04:51,567 pale in comparison to the hoots that you had 139 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,582 back in the day. 140 00:04:52,617 --> 00:04:54,451 I bet things got supes hoots. 141 00:04:54,485 --> 00:04:56,720 Actually, I wasn't privy to those events. 142 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,021 As a gay black detective, 143 00:04:58,056 --> 00:05:00,557 I was excluded from most social gatherings. 144 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,759 You guys off to play some golf? 145 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:04,861 Yeah. You want to caddy? 146 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:07,664 No, I do not. 147 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:08,966 Yeah. 148 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,767 Golf sucks. 149 00:05:10,802 --> 00:05:12,069 I know that wasn't the point of your story. 150 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,937 - Those guys were jerks. - Yes. 151 00:05:13,972 --> 00:05:16,873 But I do envy the camaraderie they shared. 152 00:05:16,908 --> 00:05:19,409 I've always wanted to Josh around with my peers. 153 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,611 So you've never joshed around with anyone? 154 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:22,879 Never. 155 00:05:22,914 --> 00:05:25,282 But go have fun with the squad. 156 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:26,883 Really Josh around for me. 157 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:33,256 Welcome to château boy-Al. 158 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,760 Eleanor told me to keep the place clean, but I don't care. 159 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,763 Mommy's out of town, and we're gonna party. 160 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,431 You call your ex-wife mommy? 161 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,466 Not consciously. 162 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,768 This will do just fine. 163 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:45,802 You brought pineapple? 164 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,471 Well, the fanny runs deep. 165 00:05:47,505 --> 00:05:49,906 I am prepared for any vacation situation. 166 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:53,443 I've got a bottle opener, sunscreen, inflatable neck pillow. 167 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,979 Wait. Are we having... 168 00:05:56,014 --> 00:05:57,080 Fondue? 169 00:05:57,115 --> 00:05:58,148 Tight. 170 00:05:58,182 --> 00:06:00,317 Gina, you ready to party or what? 171 00:06:00,351 --> 00:06:02,252 Don't mind if I... oh. 172 00:06:02,286 --> 00:06:03,687 Whoa. 173 00:06:03,721 --> 00:06:05,322 Dang! 174 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:07,190 Ah! 175 00:06:07,225 --> 00:06:08,692 You're two shots behind, Linetti. 176 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:09,726 [Door closes] 177 00:06:09,727 --> 00:06:11,228 What up, party people? 178 00:06:11,262 --> 00:06:12,629 [All exclaim] 179 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,898 You know how I'm always saying it ain't a real party 180 00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:17,301 till your boss shows up unexpectedly? 181 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,603 Well, it's a party. 182 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:20,717 What are you talking about? 183 00:06:20,738 --> 00:06:24,007 Hello, party people. 184 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:25,942 Peralta told me to say that. 185 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:27,344 Yeah, I did. 186 00:06:27,378 --> 00:06:29,012 ♪ Ain't no party like a Captain Holt party ♪ 187 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:30,213 ♪ 'cause a Captain Holt party ♪ 188 00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:32,783 ♪ is a total surprise to everyone ♪ 189 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:36,761 Okay, well, Captain, 190 00:06:37,795 --> 00:06:39,496 the only free bedroom is my ex-wife's, 191 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:40,897 which is strictly off-limits. 192 00:06:40,932 --> 00:06:43,133 She locks the door and takes the handle home with her. 193 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:45,202 All right, you can have my bed. 194 00:06:45,236 --> 00:06:46,336 Charles, I'll take yours. 195 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,370 Problem solved. 196 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:48,505 I'll sleep on the floor. 197 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:50,173 (Charles) Captain, come with me. 198 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:53,610 What the hell, Jake? 199 00:06:53,644 --> 00:06:54,644 No bosses. 200 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:56,213 Look, he told me this story 201 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:58,515 about how his squad always excluded him, 202 00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:02,853 and I know I come across as a cynical, badass cop 203 00:07:02,887 --> 00:07:04,821 with a checkered past and a thirst for... 204 00:07:04,856 --> 00:07:06,323 I felt bad. 205 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:07,657 You would've too. 206 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:09,759 Guys, he just wants to josh around. 207 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:10,794 Is that so bad? 208 00:07:10,828 --> 00:07:12,095 I am dating his nephew. 209 00:07:12,129 --> 00:07:13,630 Now we're hanging out on weekends? 210 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:15,198 What is next? 211 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:17,501 [Shudders] Small talk. 212 00:07:17,535 --> 00:07:19,569 Okay, Amy, you got to be glad that Holt's here, right? 213 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:20,871 I mean, you're basically in love with him. 214 00:07:20,905 --> 00:07:22,339 I love him. 215 00:07:22,373 --> 00:07:25,709 I'm not in love with him, but I'm definitely not comfortable 216 00:07:25,743 --> 00:07:26,943 being drunk around him. 217 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:28,879 Ames, please keep the volume down, okay? 218 00:07:28,913 --> 00:07:30,313 [Whispers] Sorry. It's two drinks. 219 00:07:30,348 --> 00:07:31,848 I can't help it. That's it. 220 00:07:31,883 --> 00:07:33,150 I'm cutting myself off. 221 00:07:33,184 --> 00:07:36,153 So Jake messes up, and you punish me for it? 222 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:38,155 Come on, Amy. You're better than that. 223 00:07:38,189 --> 00:07:40,123 (Jake) You guys, this is gonna be fine. 224 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:41,992 I mean, Terry's our boss, and he comes with us every year. 225 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,227 Correction: You bring Vacation Terry, 226 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,696 and he is no man's boss. 227 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:50,567 When the slippers are filled, Terry is chilled. 228 00:07:50,601 --> 00:07:52,068 We're happy the captain's here. 229 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:54,871 Thank you, Scully and Hitchcock, the voice of reason. 230 00:07:54,906 --> 00:07:56,940 Holt's the big fish we've been waiting for. 231 00:07:56,974 --> 00:07:59,342 We have an exciting investment opportunity to pitch him. 232 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:01,144 - What? - It's an offshore casino 233 00:08:01,179 --> 00:08:02,946 that's currently sunk off the coast of Delaware. 234 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,080 No, all right, you guys are both 235 00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:05,882 officially uninvited from this whole weekend. 236 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,851 Too late. We drove up as a group. 237 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,219 There's no getting rid of us. 238 00:08:09,253 --> 00:08:10,420 - Ah. - (Rosa) Sorry, Jake. 239 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:11,521 This weekend's gonna suck. 240 00:08:11,556 --> 00:08:12,989 (Jake) All right, you know what? 241 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:16,259 You guys are being a bunch of racist, homophobic golf cops, 242 00:08:16,294 --> 00:08:19,096 and I for one think this weekend's gonna be even more fun 243 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:21,131 because Holt is here. 244 00:08:21,165 --> 00:08:22,732 Hey, what are you doing down here? 245 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:23,767 Lunch is ready. 246 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:25,235 - I'm texting Marcus. - Mm. 247 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:26,703 Texting... 248 00:08:26,737 --> 00:08:29,539 that's the most intimate thing you can do to a lover 249 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:31,675 with your fingers... 250 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:33,410 other than washing their hair. 251 00:08:33,444 --> 00:08:35,645 So I texted Marcus, and he hasn't texted me back. 252 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,781 I can't believe I'm asking this, but can you help me? 253 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:39,649 Oh, Rosa, yes. 254 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:41,785 I am the perfect person for this job. 255 00:08:41,819 --> 00:08:43,353 Okay, let's get busy. 256 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:44,621 What was his initial text? 257 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,789 "I can't believe I miss you this much 258 00:08:45,823 --> 00:08:47,224 after three hours, X.O." 259 00:08:47,258 --> 00:08:49,693 X.O.? Girl, marry him. 260 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:51,495 - What'd you write back? - "Ha-ha, lame." 261 00:08:51,529 --> 00:08:53,597 It's a joke. I was insulting him. 262 00:08:53,631 --> 00:08:55,098 You know, flirting. 263 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,133 Think he's mad? 264 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:58,034 I bet he's heartbroken. 265 00:08:58,069 --> 00:08:59,569 No, no. We can fix this. 266 00:08:59,604 --> 00:09:02,806 We just have to write a very sweet, very heartfelt text 267 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,708 that will jump-start the conversation. 268 00:09:04,742 --> 00:09:05,909 "Hey, baby." 269 00:09:05,943 --> 00:09:07,177 I don't call people "baby." 270 00:09:07,211 --> 00:09:08,545 You do now. 271 00:09:08,579 --> 00:09:11,882 So how do you all typically blow off steam? 272 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:13,283 Does anyone have any formal complaints 273 00:09:13,317 --> 00:09:14,397 about the work environment? 274 00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:16,153 No, no, we usually just gossip, right? 275 00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:17,521 (Amy, Charles, and Jake) Yeah. 276 00:09:17,555 --> 00:09:19,189 Hey, did everyone see Dave from downstairs this week? 277 00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:20,223 He shaved his beard. 278 00:09:20,224 --> 00:09:21,224 Oh, my God. 279 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:22,692 His whole face looks like a butt. 280 00:09:22,727 --> 00:09:24,528 [All laughing] 281 00:09:24,562 --> 00:09:26,063 Ha-ha, Butt Face Dave. 282 00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:27,497 Butt Face Dave, that's his new name, 283 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,433 butt face Dave, 'cause his face looks like a butt. 284 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,700 [Laughter] 285 00:09:30,735 --> 00:09:32,836 I like David. He's a good cop. 286 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,541 - Yeah. - David is great. 287 00:09:37,575 --> 00:09:40,043 - He's a good dude. - I like that guy. 288 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,144 I'd like to propose a toast. 289 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:42,913 - Good idea. Great idea. - Mm! 290 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:44,448 Amy, you don't have a drink? 291 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:45,649 Oh, no, it's okay. I don't... 292 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,551 The captain's making a toast. 293 00:09:47,585 --> 00:09:49,119 Don't be rude, Prude. 294 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,621 Okay, I guess I'll have one more. 295 00:09:51,656 --> 00:09:53,090 You're on vacation. Who's counting? 296 00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:55,258 [Whispers] I am. 297 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:57,361 (Holt) Thank you for inviting me up. 298 00:09:57,395 --> 00:09:59,396 To joshing around together. 299 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:00,831 - Cheers. - To joshing! 300 00:10:00,865 --> 00:10:03,033 (All) Joshing. 301 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,501 (Gina) This is fun. 302 00:10:04,535 --> 00:10:06,670 Ooh, you know what we could do after lunch? 303 00:10:06,704 --> 00:10:07,771 Walk on the beach. 304 00:10:07,805 --> 00:10:08,839 But it's the middle of winter. 305 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:10,474 Which is ideal, you know? 306 00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:12,142 Not too hot, no crowds. 307 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,744 The sand doesn't get everywhere 308 00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:15,212 'cause it's basically frozen. 309 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:17,614 Exactly. Who brought their beach boots? 310 00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:19,583 [Raspy] "I did." 311 00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:22,786 Spot-on Rosa impression. 312 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,422 [Wind howling] 313 00:10:25,456 --> 00:10:26,857 (Holt) This is nice. 314 00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:31,128 I mean, the wind is unexpected but welcome and bracing. 315 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:32,429 Yeah. 316 00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:34,631 It's like a thousand little needles of happiness 317 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:37,200 shooting into your face. 318 00:10:37,235 --> 00:10:39,836 Well, we've been walking for about 20 minutes, so... 319 00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:42,706 So we should probably turn around in another 20. 320 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,174 Good plan... 321 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,910 - an 80-minute walk on the beach. - Mm. 322 00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:48,311 I'm so cold. 323 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,947 Even my fiery dance moves aren't keeping me warm. 324 00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:53,717 The trick is, you got to be prepared. 325 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,385 Mini cognac, ladies? 326 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,754 Oh, yeah! 327 00:10:57,789 --> 00:11:00,457 Oh, warm me up, you little bastard. 328 00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:02,259 - Mm. - Four drinks. 329 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:03,627 Mm, mm, mm. 330 00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:05,762 Thank you, Terry's fanny. 331 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:07,964 And thank you, Poseidon, 332 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:12,369 great God of the sea! 333 00:11:13,571 --> 00:11:15,405 What are you wearing? 334 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,907 A T-shirt. 335 00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:18,108 I only brought a bikini. 336 00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,344 Seems weird to be in front of the captain in a bathing suit. 337 00:11:20,378 --> 00:11:22,546 Got to cover up them thangs, yeah? 338 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:25,615 FYI: You can still see them through your shirt. 339 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:28,185 So here we all are, finally relaxing 340 00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:30,754 as a squad together in the tub. 341 00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:31,788 It's fun, huh? 342 00:11:31,823 --> 00:11:33,423 (Holt) I can't hear anyone. 343 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,958 Can we please turn off the jets? 344 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,361 Yeah. 345 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,498 (Holt) That's better. 346 00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:43,467 No more disturbed water. 347 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:44,534 (Jake) Good call. 348 00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:47,237 Wow, without the bubbles, you can really see everything. 349 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,339 Eyes up here, Peralta. 350 00:11:51,309 --> 00:11:53,610 And... snip. 351 00:11:53,645 --> 00:11:55,245 Mazel tov. 352 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,780 Captain, I bet you used to smoke cigars 353 00:11:56,814 --> 00:11:58,415 on the job all the time, right? 354 00:11:58,449 --> 00:12:00,083 No, but I had a partner who did. 355 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:02,119 Had one burning all day long. 356 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:03,553 Dan Hammer. 357 00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:05,522 That name is so cool, it doesn't need a nickname. 358 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:07,090 Ah, but he had one. 359 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,125 Snake Eyes. 360 00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:09,626 Oh, Snake Eyes is a great one. 361 00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:10,727 Oh, yeah. 362 00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:12,996 He was the toughest son of a bitch I ever met. 363 00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:15,265 When he died, he stuck out his middle finger 364 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,434 so he'd be flipping everyone off at his funeral. 365 00:12:17,468 --> 00:12:20,137 - Oh, that rules. - Yeah. 366 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,271 Who killed him? 367 00:12:21,306 --> 00:12:23,774 Don't say a white tiger on cocaine, 'cause I will lose it. 368 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:27,411 No, cancer of the mouth, tongue, lip, and cheek. 369 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:30,180 Hmm. 370 00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:32,416 Well, still, the middle finger thing is cool. 371 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,717 Actually, no one got to see that. 372 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,351 It was closed casket because the doctors 373 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,120 had removed so much of his face. 374 00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,722 All right, that's that. 375 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,225 All right, I admit it. 376 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,660 It's weird having the captain here. 377 00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,295 It straight up sucks. 378 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,530 (Rosa) Should we just go home? 379 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:47,531 What do you think, Terry? 380 00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:50,534 I am not going anywhere. 381 00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,369 I'm playing kwazy kupcakes. 382 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:55,973 I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. 383 00:12:56,007 --> 00:12:57,407 I've got my own party going on. 384 00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:58,442 (Jake) Wait a minute. 385 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:01,411 Vacation Terry, you're a genius. 386 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:04,748 We'll have two parties, a fun one down here with just us 387 00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:06,316 and then an awkward, uncomfortable one 388 00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:07,511 in the living room with Holt. 389 00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:09,453 He doesn't even have to know about it. 390 00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,555 Separate parties, separate but equal... 391 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:13,123 forget I said that phrase. 392 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,655 Ok, we don't have much time. Captain's in the bathroom, 393 00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:19,129 and we all know how efficient he is in there. 394 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,684 Here's the plan: The boring Holt party 395 00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:21,665 will be in the living room. 396 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:23,066 At least three of us must be with him 397 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,501 in that room at all times. 398 00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:26,296 It's not a party if there aren't four people. 399 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,205 Especially between the sheets. 400 00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:30,140 (Jake) The other party will be in here. 401 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,176 Shifts at each party will be 20 minutes and staggered. 402 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,210 Any questions? 403 00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:34,644 How do you get your hair like that? 404 00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:36,113 Born this way... also, Hitchcock and Scully 405 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,648 are not to be left alone with the captain. 406 00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:39,149 They'll annoy him into leaving his party 407 00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,717 with their weird sunken casino idea. 408 00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:43,087 It's not an idea. It's a scheme. 409 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:45,355 Okay, that is way worse. 410 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,790 I think this is gonna work. 411 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,025 And who knows? 412 00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,661 Maybe the Holt party will even be fun. 413 00:13:50,695 --> 00:13:51,762 [Light recorder music] 414 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:52,863 Now, the recorder is generally thought of 415 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:56,166 as a training instrument for children, but listen to it. 416 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:59,136 In the hands of an expert like Joram Leifgrum... 417 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,938 ♪ ♪ 418 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:03,907 The passion is... 419 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,275 breathtaking. 420 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,979 Okay, so Marcus wrote, "what you doing right now?" 421 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,781 Then a smiley face blowing a kiss. 422 00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:12,182 Oh, he's good. 423 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,985 We could say, "thinking about you." 424 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,453 Oh, forget it. That's stupid. 425 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,356 No, Rosa, it's poetry. 426 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,724 Oof. 427 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,693 First shift is done. 428 00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,294 - How was it? - I'm not gonna lie. 429 00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:25,462 It was pretty brutal. 430 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,198 But on the plus side, I now hate a whole new genre of music. 431 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,334 All right, Boyle, Rosa, and Amy, you're up. 432 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,368 Come on, get on it. 433 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,737 And under it. Bangarang. 434 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,272 - Ames, Ames, Ames. - Mm? 435 00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:37,941 You don't want to be around Holt in your current state. 436 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:42,413 Say hello to the most confident woman alive. 437 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:43,680 Gah! 438 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,316 ♪ Drink number five ♪ 439 00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:52,356 You are a true friend and a hot little piece. 440 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,957 Good-bye, four-drink Amy. 441 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:56,093 Sloppy sicko. 442 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,127 [Recorder music] 443 00:14:57,128 --> 00:14:59,430 His name is... 444 00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,031 Blair Underwood. 445 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,167 The man I saw in the grocery store was Blair Underwood. 446 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:05,769 Hey, Ray, it's time. 447 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,205 For what, Detective Santiago? 448 00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:11,909 For you to give me a promotion and a 40% raise. 449 00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,678 I've been carrying this squad for two years, 450 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,347 and my back's getting tired. 451 00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:18,549 Excuse me, Captain. 452 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,017 Hey, Amy, can I talk to you for one second? 453 00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:21,785 Uh, you just did. 454 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,587 - Burn. - Ah, so good. 455 00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:26,657 So, listen, I don't think overconfident Amy is working out. 456 00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:27,891 Maybe you should go back downstairs. 457 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,060 Mm, maybe I should just have another drink. 458 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,628 Get ready, America. 459 00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:33,197 Here comes six... 460 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,265 - Oh, what? - Okay, that's... 461 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,969 Wait a minute. Why is Scully up here? 462 00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,571 Hey, Captain. 463 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,573 How much does it cost to raise a sunken ship? 464 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,743 Answer: Less than a casino makes in a year hopefully. 465 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:47,244 [Laughs] What a funny riddle. 466 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:49,318 Hey, Scully, there's this sandwich in the other room 467 00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:50,347 I want to show you. 468 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,216 - Say no more. - Oh, that was easy. 469 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,717 What the hell, guys? 470 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,053 You can't just let Scully go wherever he wants. 471 00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,522 We lost track of who was where, sorry. 472 00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:01,025 Guys, if we're gonna pull this off, we need to focus. 473 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,526 - You want to play? - Yeah, I want to play. 474 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,794 It's quarters. What, am I a monster? 475 00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,063 Terry, tag me in. You're on Holt party duty. 476 00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:11,568 It seems to me all-wheel drive is four-wheel drive. 477 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,971 [Techno music] 478 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,606 You need something. Who needs something? 479 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,575 I know they say it's not good to have a TV in the bedroom, 480 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,011 which is... 481 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,146 why I don't. 482 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,381 [All cheering] 483 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,916 [Laughing] 484 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,718 I am the king of quarters! 485 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:29,353 [All laughing] 486 00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:32,222 See, I told you guys we'd still have fun this weekend. 487 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,525 Wait, Terry, aren't you supposed to be upstairs? 488 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:37,394 Not now. It's schnapps time. 489 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,163 Okay, Amy and Hitchcock are still upstairs. 490 00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,197 I think we're still good. 491 00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:43,667 Six-drink Amy... 492 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,203 is so alone. 493 00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,439 Oh, no. 494 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,940 Six-drink Amy isn't fun. 495 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,775 She's just sad. Damn it. 496 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,644 (Jake) Guys, this is really bad. 497 00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:54,945 Got to get up there. 498 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,180 Now, where is everyone? 499 00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:59,016 Ah, Detectives. 500 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,719 You were having a party without me. 501 00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,887 - Captain... - No need to explain. 502 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:09,259 This is gonna sound controversial, 503 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,428 but I think that went pretty good. 504 00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:15,065 Man, I've never seen Captain Holt that upset before. 505 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,394 He looks like a sad block of granite. 506 00:17:17,429 --> 00:17:18,529 What are we gonna do? 507 00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:20,497 How do you cheer up granite? 508 00:17:20,532 --> 00:17:22,032 Well, you could salvage it, 509 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,734 much like the casino we've been talk... 510 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,769 - Seriously, stop. - (Terry) I feel awful. 511 00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:28,572 My fanny's not deep enough to fix this. 512 00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:31,575 Vacation Terry... 513 00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:33,410 - is dead. - [Whispers] The fanny. 514 00:17:33,445 --> 00:17:34,745 I'm gonna go talk to Captain Holt. 515 00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,246 No, don't do that. 516 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:37,381 I invited him up here. 517 00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:38,916 I should go talk to him. 518 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,684 - Okay. - What? 519 00:17:40,718 --> 00:17:42,152 Really thought you were gonna fight me on that, 520 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,487 and then we'd have a whole back-and-forth, 521 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,622 and eventually you'd go, "Jake, I respect you", 522 00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:46,857 but I got to do this." 523 00:17:46,991 --> 00:17:48,392 No, it's uncomfortable. 524 00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:49,660 I'd much rather you do it. 525 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,662 All right, fine. 526 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,697 Here I go. 527 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,968 - You're walking in place. - All right! 528 00:17:58,092 --> 00:17:59,860 Hey, I need to write Marcus back fast. 529 00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:01,361 He's already freaked out by how long it takes me 530 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:02,729 to text him back. 531 00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:05,532 Listen, Rosa, there's nothing I'd rather do in my life 532 00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:07,634 than write a sexy text to your boyfriend, 533 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,436 but I think this is something you got to do on your own. 534 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,837 Why? 535 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,172 You're so good at being lame, and I'm not. 536 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:13,640 - Yeah. - Look, I like him. 537 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,808 I really like him. 538 00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,143 I don't want to screw this crap up. 539 00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:17,544 That's what you should say. 540 00:18:17,578 --> 00:18:20,147 Just take that sentiment, remove the word "crap," 541 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,115 and then send it. 542 00:18:24,719 --> 00:18:25,919 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 543 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:27,087 Gah, I sent it. 544 00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:28,322 He didn't write back, so he hates it. 545 00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:30,123 No, wait. Look. 546 00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:33,493 Okay, oh, okay, "dot, dot, dot." 547 00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:34,561 - It's happening. - [Cell phone chimes] 548 00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:36,463 It's a shirtless pic. 549 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:39,600 We did it. We did it! 550 00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:40,834 Thanks, Boyle. 551 00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,836 Okay, I'm gonna leave. Don't follow me. 552 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,937 Things are about to get intense. 553 00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:45,172 Makes sense. 554 00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:48,342 (Gina) Ames. 555 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:50,277 Gina. 556 00:18:50,311 --> 00:18:52,613 You got to see the sasquatch. 557 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,147 Was it everything you drumpt? 558 00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:57,184 It was the stuff drumps are made of. 559 00:18:57,218 --> 00:19:00,187 Can you hold my eyes still till things stop spinning? 560 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:01,321 Okay, let's sit you up. 561 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:02,556 There. Easy does... 562 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,958 there... oh, there you go. 563 00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,827 Now drink this entire glass of water. 564 00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:09,796 You're taking care of me. 565 00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:11,665 Just cause I know you won't remember it. 566 00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:14,835 Mm-mm, no. 567 00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:16,036 You like me. 568 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:19,273 Six-drink Amy is your friend. 569 00:19:20,475 --> 00:19:21,575 [Gags] 570 00:19:21,609 --> 00:19:24,678 And... and she's gonna be very sick right now. 571 00:19:24,712 --> 00:19:25,712 Okay. 572 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,314 [Grunts] 573 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,285 I heard you were out here. 574 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,686 Really hate those jets, huh? 575 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,888 I'm not a child. I don't need a bubble bath. 576 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,959 So listen. 577 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:40,913 Before you say anything, I want to say I'm sorry. 578 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,696 You're sorry? 579 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,032 Wow, I can't believe I almost made Terry do this. 580 00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:46,300 Apology accepted. 581 00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,534 I was so eager to make up 582 00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:49,236 for all the joshing around I'd missed, 583 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,738 I forgot this getaway is really for you detectives. 584 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,675 And one of the things you're striving to get away from 585 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:55,943 is your captain. 586 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,479 Yeah, I mean, it's nothing against you as a person. 587 00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:02,516 Everyone loves you, but you're our captain, 588 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,818 and normally we get really drunk 589 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:07,087 and act like crazy idiots and play stupid games 590 00:20:07,121 --> 00:20:09,022 where we make fun of the boss. 591 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:12,192 Which is hard when the boss is present. 592 00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:13,293 Yeah. 593 00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,662 [Surf crashing in distance] 594 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,230 But not impossible. 595 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:19,833 I think instead of us rising to your level, 596 00:20:19,867 --> 00:20:22,703 it's maybe time for you to stoop down to ours. 597 00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:25,138 [Chuckles] 598 00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:33,280 And that's just the start. 599 00:20:33,314 --> 00:20:36,316 I call the game "Real Ray or Fake Ray?" 600 00:20:36,351 --> 00:20:38,619 And joining us is a very special contestant, 601 00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,253 Captain Ray Holt himself. 602 00:20:40,288 --> 00:20:43,624 [Cheers and applause] 603 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,726 (Jake) All right, here's how the game works. 604 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,827 I will say a phrase. 605 00:20:46,861 --> 00:20:48,095 You tell me if I made it up 606 00:20:48,129 --> 00:20:49,896 or if it's something that Captain Holt 607 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:53,066 actually said in real life to an actual human being. 608 00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:54,568 I understand the logic of this game. 609 00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:57,104 Great! Phrase number one: 610 00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,506 "The futility of lighting candles 611 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:01,041 only to blow them out immediately 612 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:04,411 is just one reason I find children's birthday parties 613 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:05,712 impractical." 614 00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:06,747 - Holt. - That's Holt. 615 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:07,748 Mm, fake. 616 00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:09,049 I say fake too. 617 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,651 I don't remember saying it, so it must be fake. 618 00:21:10,685 --> 00:21:11,685 It was real! 619 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:12,719 (All) Oh! 620 00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:15,022 To Terry's kids at their birthday party. 621 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,123 Oh, I remember now. 622 00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:17,357 Oh, do another one. Do another one. 623 00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:18,859 All right, phrase number two: 624 00:21:18,893 --> 00:21:22,162 "Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half 625 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:24,731 is a con man's ruse." 626 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,466 That's fake. That's a fake one. 627 00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:27,834 I said it. 628 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,303 And I meant it! 629 00:21:29,337 --> 00:21:30,837 (All) Oh! 630 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,775 (Man) Not a doctor. Shh. 631 00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:37,816 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com web dl sync snarry -