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So that's 20 cargo ships
in the last three months.
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Whoever's behind this smuggling ring
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knows their way around the docks,
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so we're going undercover
as longshoremen.
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I will be Vaughn Tom Tucker,
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a gruff, spitting,
punch-you-in-the-gut sailor man
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who's taking a little break
on dry land,
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but just until my girlfriend,
Cangela, gets out of lady jail.
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[Spits]
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Ah.
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Did you just spit in my trash can?
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No, Vaughn did.
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There's some tobacco in there too.
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Vaughn chews it,
but it makes Jake super dizzy.
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And I'm Twink Tucker.
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You cannot choose
your own name anymore.
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I got a job at the docks
to support my drug habit,
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but I kept it...
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[Irish accent]
Because I love the seagulls.
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- What, are you Irish now? No.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, we better get going, Captain.
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Don't want to be late
for our shift down at the docks.
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Good news.
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The leader of the cargo smuggling ring
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turned himself in
at the eight-three.
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The mafia was closing in on him.
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Oh.
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- Oh.
- That's great.
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- It's good news.
- Yeah.
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Case closed.
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I guess we'll just
return these outfits.
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Great.
Take this back.
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You have ten minutes.
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Coffee, extra black, extra
no sugar, and real warm.
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It gets cold on them docks.
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[Irish accent] And one Earl
Grey tea for me, Twink Tucker.
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No, you ruined it.
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Morning, detectives.
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Let's go over
the prisoner transfer upstate.
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Perp's name is Jesse Hermick.
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We arrested him for nine counts
of armed robbery,
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but he skipped bail.
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He was just picked up
in Neustadter, New York,
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trying to pay for a hoagie with a gun.
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The sheriff is making us
pick him up tomorrow morning
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at 6:30 A.M., so
we're going up today
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and spending the night.
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Here are the transfer forms.
Please don't...
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Get any Jake on them?
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I'll put them in a sealed baggie.
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Good call.
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All the drinks I'm bringing are blue.
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Naturally.
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Call me if you need anything.
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Yes, sir, will do.
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Oh, hey, I hope this is cool with you,
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but since we're not technically
on duty till tomorrow morning,
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I invited Sophia to join me upstate.
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The B&B we're staying at
looks really nice.
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It's almost like
it's haunted by fancy ghosts.
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I don't mind at all.
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It's actually really cute of you.
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Teddy's never done anything
that spontaneous or romantic.
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That's not fair.
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He did brew me
a rose-infused pilsner once.
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But it tasted like hand lotion,
and the bubbles didn't happen.
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- Sounds bad.
- Okay.
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I'll see you in the car.
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Okay, see you in a sec.
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Hi, can I speak with
Detective Teddy Wells please?
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You can just tell him
it's cupid calling.
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Wait, no, that's insane.
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Tell him it's Detective Peralta
from the nine-nine.
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Hello, Boyle.
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After you're done here,
meet me in my office.
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I have something I need to ask you.
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It's food-related.
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I will bring my "a" game.
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Oh, my God, Gina.
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Captain Holt just asked me
into his office
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for a food-related question.
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Yes, I heard.
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And that's how I know I don't care.
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I've wanted to build a rapport with him
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since he got here, but until now,
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all we've had in common was our bank.
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Guess who.
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NYPD!
Hands up!
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[Screams]
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This is great.
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I had no idea Captain Holt
was interested in food.
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I have zero interest in food.
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If it were feasible,
my diet would consist entirely
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of flavorless beige smoothies
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containing all the nutrients
required by the human animal.
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So our bank got some new ATM's, huh?
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I wouldn't know.
I've switched banks.
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- Oh, no.
- Anyway...
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Tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin.
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I'd like to cook him
an impressive breakfast.
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Could you help orient me
with that process?
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I'd be honored.
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Preparing food for one's lover
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is the most intimate gift of all.
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Aside from washing their hair.
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Okay.
[Coughs]
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I have a perp
in the interrogation room.
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I need all the files...
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(Terry) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's going on, Diaz?
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- Are you sick?
- Do you have cholera?
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Is it typhoid?
[Gasps]
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Are you a vampire?
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My horoscope said to wear a
cowl-neck today, and I laughed.
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I'm fine.
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Diazes don't get sick.
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[Sneezes]
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[Sniffles]
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This is allergies.
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No, that's what killed the dinosaurs.
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You need to go home.
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Can't.
My drug task force needs a win.
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That perp in there has the name
of a giggle pig supplier.
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I leave when I get a name.
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[Coughs]
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At least let me buy you
some matzo ball soup.
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It's very soothing.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna go to the deli anyway.
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Terry loves kreplach.
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(Amy) Hi, Sophia.
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(Sophia) Hey.
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There you are.
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Hey, hey.
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Mwah.
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So I already checked us in,
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and I hope you don't mind, but I got us
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"the room of a thousand dolls."
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Oh, sounds creepy.
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Super creepy.
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[Chuckles]
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So I'm gonna go unpack, and
then I'm gonna take a bath,
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and then we have dinner, and then...
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Doin' it.
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I was gonna say "dessert."
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Oh. Synonym.
Cool. Better.
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Hey, Amy.
I'll see you later.
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Okay, see you later.
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Oh, hey, before I forget,
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try to be in the lobby
in about a half an hour.
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I got you a little surprise.
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No.
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Your surprises are always terrible.
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What's going on?
You have to tell me.
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You're gonna love this.
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Remember how you said that Teddy
would never be so romantic
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as to turn a work trip upstate
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into a lover's retreat to the country?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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I called him before we left.
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He's on his way here now.
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Uh, you're welcome.
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Jake, I don't want to
see Teddy right now.
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I'm about to break up with him.
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Oh,
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nooo...
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Jake, why did you invite Teddy up here?
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You poured blue soda all over my life.
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I know.
I'm sorry, all right?
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I was just trying to help.
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Two maple-tinis.
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Look at that.
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Is that real syrup?
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Right. Sorry.
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Disaster at hand.
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Look, what happened with you guys?
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I thought you were solid.
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Didn't you just get
a joint library card?
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Don't remind me.
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- I'm gonna be untangling that web for a month.
- Okay.
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There's just no spark
between us anymore.
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We have different interests.
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All he wants to do with his free time
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is make and bottle pilsners.
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Yeah, that guy is obsessed with yeast.
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It's all we talk about.
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Jake, this is gonna be a disaster.
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This is fine, all right?
I'll figure it out.
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I'm just gonna call Teddy,
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tell him to turn around and go home.
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No.
He's a really good Detective.
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He'll figure out something's wrong.
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I had an airtight
breakup plan in place.
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I made a reservation next Thursday
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at a well-lit Korean restaurant
in midtown.
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It's the least romantic place
I could think of.
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Scully's bathroom.
But go on.
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Teddy's a really good guy.
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I don't want to say the wrong thing
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and hurt him more than I have to.
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That's why I started
writing out a breakup speech,
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but now he's on his way,
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and I'm only halfway
through the outline.
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All right, look,
this is totally my fault,
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so I promise, I'll do
everything I can to help.
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Tonight, I will focus solely
on you and Teddy.
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[Cell phone jingles]
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And my very naked girlfriend.
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Wow.
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Sophia does not care
about the cloud at all.
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I'm gonna just head up there for a sec.
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Hey.
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What did you do to that perp?
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I heard he's claiming police brutality.
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He's an idiot.
I didn't touch him.
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I just coughed on him a little.
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Just let me help you.
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I'll get your perp to talk.
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I can be very persuasive.
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I just negotiated my baby girls
down from a pony to a hamster.
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[Chuckling] Little fools.
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I don't need your help,
because I am not sick.
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Gina, where is the cold medicine?
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I hate to point out
the obvi-o-so,
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but why do you need the meds
if you're not sick, hmm?
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To fight off the cold symptoms
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that my healthy body is exhibiting.
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I'm going back in there
once this crap dries my head up.
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Demon.
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Okay, if Diaz won't accept our help,
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we got to go behind her back.
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We definitely should go
behind her back.
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That's the opposite side of where
the germs are coming from.
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Knock-knock.
Man, I...
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Oh, dolls! Dolls!
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Too many dolls!
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I know.
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I thought it would be funny,
but it's just really scary.
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One of them watched me bathe.
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Yeah, we should definitely
turn them around.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, they have their names
written on the back.
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[Creepily] I'm Meredith.
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Will you be my mother?
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[Growls]
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[Laughing] Oh, God.
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Oh, okay, look.
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The dolls are gross, but I
think once we bury them,
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this place could be kind of romantic.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah.
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But you know what would be
even more romantic
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is hanging out, fully clothed,
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with two other people
who have fallen out of love.
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What did you do?
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[Sighs] All right, don't be mad.
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I invited Teddy up to surprise Amy,
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but it turns out
she wants to break up with him.
261
00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,638
And now I promised her
that I would run interference,
262
00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:46,574
and I feel like I let you and
all of our demon children down.
263
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,809
Oh, it's okay.
264
00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,244
You were just trying to do something
265
00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:52,147
really nice for a friend,
and it blew up in your face
266
00:08:52,148 --> 00:08:53,948
rather spectacularly.
267
00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:56,017
Everything I do is spectacular.
It's a curse.
268
00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:57,419
Thank you for being understanding.
269
00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,887
Yeah, well, for the record:
270
00:08:58,888 --> 00:09:01,322
- Very cool girlfriend.
- The coolest.
271
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,058
Hey, and Teddy doesn't get here
for another 30 minutes.
272
00:09:03,059 --> 00:09:04,059
Till then...
273
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,094
- Let's make out?
- Great plan.
274
00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,128
[Chuckles]
275
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,229
Ah.
276
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,297
[Sighs]
277
00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,665
Eh.
278
00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,633
In the closet
where they can't watch us?
279
00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,102
Yep. Smart.
280
00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:15,570
[Yells] Puppets!
281
00:09:15,571 --> 00:09:17,572
Oh, there's so many puppets in there.
282
00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,208
Now, the first step
in learning how to cook
283
00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:22,377
is learning how to taste.
284
00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:25,046
So close your eyes and open your mouth.
285
00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,415
This isn't burning man, Boyle.
286
00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:28,483
Tell me what I'm eating.
287
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,452
Fine.
It's a sharp Vermont Cabot.
288
00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:35,064
Now describe what you taste.
289
00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:36,958
Cheese.
290
00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:39,661
And...
291
00:09:39,695 --> 00:09:41,196
Cheese.
292
00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:42,731
Okay.
That's good.
293
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,466
But try being more descriptive.
294
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,969
I know you love peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.
295
00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:49,704
Why?
296
00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:51,373
Their components
have a long shelf life,
297
00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:53,274
they're cost-effective,
and they're so simple,
298
00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,710
a child could make them.
299
00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:58,780
Okay, I was looking for more
of an emotional connection.
300
00:09:58,814 --> 00:10:01,182
For example, my favorite meal
301
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,918
is a simple roast chicken and potatoes.
302
00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:06,287
It was the only dish
my mother knew how to cook,
303
00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:08,723
and when I eat it, I feel as though
304
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,892
I am once again inside her womb.
305
00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,461
What's your story behind a PB&J?
306
00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:15,163
I want a sandwich.
307
00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:16,231
I make a sandwich.
308
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:19,434
I eat the sandwich.
309
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:21,503
Come on, Claire!
310
00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:23,605
I thought you came to play.
311
00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:25,907
Yikes.
Where's Teddy?
312
00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:26,975
(Amy) He's in the shower.
313
00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:28,610
I said hi to him, we chatted for, like,
314
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,178
a minute, and I almost blew it.
315
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,980
Oh, I'm sure you're overstating that.
316
00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:33,481
He said he was really looking forward
317
00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:36,818
to a romantic evening, and I
panicked and yelled "l-o-l."
318
00:10:36,852 --> 00:10:37,852
[Chuckles] Oh.
319
00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:39,087
Oh.
320
00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:40,622
I'm gonna be weird, he's gonna ask why,
321
00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:42,624
we're gonna break up,
and it's gonna be super messy.
322
00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:43,858
Just calm down.
323
00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:44,859
We're gonna get you through this, okay?
324
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,052
Here's the plan.
325
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,362
The four of us will dine together
326
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,763
and keep things super unromantic.
327
00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:49,998
- I'm great at that.
- Yeah, he is.
328
00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:50,999
Whoo!
329
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,534
Wait, should we have
high-fived that?
330
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:53,902
- I don't know.
- It doesn't matter.
331
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,870
Oh, also, if you feel like
you're losing control,
332
00:10:55,871 --> 00:10:58,873
just say the word "Jericho,"
and I'll pull out all the stops.
333
00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:00,875
Oh, Jericho.
Safe word.
334
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,477
- I love that.
- Right?
335
00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:04,412
All right, so after dinner,
pretend you're sick
336
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,513
and say you want to go straight to bed.
337
00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:06,815
Me and you have to pick up the perp
338
00:11:06,816 --> 00:11:08,616
super early in the morning,
so you only have to
339
00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:10,351
act normal around Teddy
from the elevator to the room.
340
00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:11,386
Do you think you can do that?
341
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,687
Yes?
342
00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,055
Yes.
Say, "yes, I can do it.
343
00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:15,056
I can be normal."
344
00:11:15,057 --> 00:11:17,358
Yes, I can do it.
345
00:11:17,359 --> 00:11:19,094
- I can be normal.
- There you go.
346
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,545
I can totally be normal.
347
00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:21,563
Hey, everybody.
348
00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:22,564
There he is!
349
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:25,433
Teddy in the house!
350
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,981
Who knew a prisoner transfer
could be like a mini vacation, huh?
351
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,116
[Chuckles] Hey, man.
352
00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:34,117
Thanks a lot for telling me
to come up here.
353
00:11:34,118 --> 00:11:35,952
Yup, that was great of me.
354
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,387
This place is really romantic.
355
00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:38,421
Mm-hmm.
356
00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,857
Uh, not that romantic, actually.
357
00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:43,560
The radiator in our room
sounds like a woman screaming.
358
00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:47,364
Yeah, oh, and there was
a dead crow in our toilet.
359
00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:48,832
You should complain about that.
360
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,667
Our place is really nice.
It's got a fireplace.
361
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,535
I'm gonna snuggle up
next to that thing with you.
362
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:53,703
No, I don't want to do that.
363
00:11:53,738 --> 00:11:56,072
'Cause of the cancer risks.
364
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,674
Most people don't know this,
365
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,342
but sitting by a fire is actually worse
366
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,311
than sucking on a tailpipe of a bus.
367
00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:02,979
Ah, because of the germs.
368
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,214
Fumes.
369
00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:06,383
Oh.
370
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,651
You know, when we first
started dating, Amy and I found
371
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,387
this really nice B&B up in the Poconos.
372
00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,122
We got that sweet
city employee discount.
373
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,790
Remember that, babe?
374
00:12:13,824 --> 00:12:14,891
Teddy, think fast.
Drink menu.
375
00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:16,159
Ow.
376
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,161
I'm sorry, man.
Chucked that right at you.
377
00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:20,196
I just thought
you really wanted a drink.
378
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,531
I never need a drink menu.
379
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,732
I got the thrills for the pils.
380
00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:24,668
[Chuckles]
'Cause I'm a pilsner man.
381
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,769
Oh, I hadn't heard.
382
00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:27,570
That's it.
383
00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,172
I can't stop myself.
384
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,640
Jericho. Jericho.
Jericho.
385
00:12:30,675 --> 00:12:32,042
[Grunts] Ow!
386
00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:33,843
That's pulling out all the stops?
387
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,245
What's going on?
388
00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:36,546
I want to break it up.
389
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,547
Us.
390
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,182
I want to break us up.
391
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,884
Hey, folks.
392
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,952
Welcome to the Maple Drip Inn.
393
00:12:42,953 --> 00:12:44,220
Everyone excited to be here?
394
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,189
We having a good time?
395
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,792
We are not.
396
00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:50,226
All right, Gina.
397
00:12:50,261 --> 00:12:51,328
We have to act soon.
398
00:12:51,362 --> 00:12:53,096
That cold medicine Diaz chugged...
399
00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:54,931
It was the non-drowsy kind.
400
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,166
She's all over the place.
401
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,468
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
Guess what.
402
00:12:58,469 --> 00:13:00,203
I got a new lead to ask my perp about.
403
00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:02,138
It's a drug dealer on state street.
404
00:13:02,139 --> 00:13:03,139
[Phone ringing]
405
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,174
Oh!
406
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:06,409
Why doesn't someone answer that phone?
407
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,144
Get it.
I'll get it.
408
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:09,145
[Flatly] Hello.
409
00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:10,246
No, there's no Michael here.
410
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,681
You have the wrong number.
Good-bye.
411
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:12,749
I'm Michael.
412
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:14,184
That's a dumb name, but it's yours,
413
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:15,485
and you should be proud of it
because you are
414
00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,153
the greatest Detective I've ever known.
415
00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:19,389
No doy, Diaz.
No doy.
416
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,325
Where is my file?
Yeah.
417
00:13:22,326 --> 00:13:25,161
She's so hopped up on that
stuff, her brain's gonna blow.
418
00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,496
I'm gonna interrogate the perp.
419
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,398
You keep Diaz occupied.
420
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,001
I don't want to get near her germ face.
421
00:13:31,002 --> 00:13:33,002
Permission to lock her
in a distant room?
422
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,738
No.
Just distract her.
423
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,340
Yes.
That is what I will do.
424
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,476
Rosa, come here.
425
00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:41,478
Got to tell you something.
It's a secret.
426
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:43,513
Okay, but I have a lot of stuff to do.
427
00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:45,215
What's the secret?
What's the secret?
428
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,216
What's the secret?
429
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,584
- Here it is. See?
- Gina.
430
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:49,185
Let me out of here.
I got to talk to my perp.
431
00:13:49,186 --> 00:13:50,286
Shh.
432
00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:53,723
You know, many people think
that scrambled eggs
433
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:55,525
are the easiest food to make,
434
00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:58,628
but that is incredibly foolish.
435
00:13:58,662 --> 00:14:02,599
They are a highly nuanced
and complicated dish.
436
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,735
Okay, now, go ahead and pour your eggs
437
00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:09,639
right into the pan, nice and slow.
438
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,107
[Eggs sizzling]
439
00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:12,275
Oh.
440
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,843
- Okay, now what do I do?
- Oh, boy.
441
00:14:13,878 --> 00:14:15,211
Okay, well, you hear that sizzle?
442
00:14:15,212 --> 00:14:18,581
That means the heat is
a little too high on those eggs.
443
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,650
Well, the higher the heat,
the faster the eggs cook,
444
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,651
the sooner Kevin eats.
445
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,652
Am I incorrect?
446
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,221
No, you make an excellent point,
447
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:28,158
but we don't want to feed Kevin
burned garbage.
448
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:31,294
Cooking is about patience.
449
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,897
Are you completely insane?
450
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:37,033
You never salt can to pan.
451
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:39,969
The hand...
The hand is the middle man.
452
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,104
Okay?
453
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:45,442
What you did is the culinary
equivalent of unprotected sex.
454
00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:49,412
You know what?
455
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:53,683
You, sir, are not ready
to scramble eggs.
456
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,485
Hand over your spatula.
457
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,786
Fine.
458
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:00,490
I only wish in return
I could get back all the time
459
00:15:00,491 --> 00:15:03,960
I just wasted on this futile project.
460
00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:07,297
I'm just gonna make Kevin
plain toast for breakfast.
461
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,699
Oh, that is low.
462
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,768
Hey, Boyle.
I smell burning.
463
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,937
Is Hitchcock roasting corn
on the radiator again?
464
00:15:13,971 --> 00:15:15,371
No.
465
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,973
What you smell is the burning wreckage
466
00:15:16,974 --> 00:15:18,675
of my relationship with Holt.
467
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,277
So there's no corn on the cob?
468
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,813
The main reason you want
to break up with me
469
00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:26,483
is the pilsners?
470
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:27,684
I-I like other drinks.
471
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,018
[Chuckles]
472
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,190
It's delicious.
I want more.
473
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,092
It's not just the pilsners.
474
00:15:36,093 --> 00:15:38,595
There are so many reasons
I want to break up.
475
00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:39,929
That sounded bad, didn't it?
476
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:42,665
As a lawyer, it's my duty
to tell you to shh.
477
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,434
Okay, look.
478
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:48,138
There's just no spark between us.
479
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:49,372
That's vague.
480
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,442
Uh, you're...
Boring.
481
00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:54,010
No, that's too harsh.
482
00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:55,812
This is why I wanted to write it down.
483
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:58,715
Can I maybe just have
two hours alone with my laptop,
484
00:15:58,716 --> 00:15:59,949
so I can type up a draft?
485
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:00,984
Great idea.
486
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,419
In the meantime, we can just chat.
487
00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:04,254
You know what?
We should go.
488
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:05,808
No, actually, I think you should stay,
489
00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,791
so we can all talk
about the real reason
490
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,626
there's a problem
in my relationship with Amy,
491
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:10,627
which is you, Jake.
492
00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:12,362
Buh... what now, huh?
493
00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:13,963
About how you told her
that you liked her
494
00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:15,732
before you went undercover.
495
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,834
- You liked Amy?
- Um...
496
00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:21,805
I did, but that was many moons ago.
497
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:22,440
Was it?
498
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,507
'Cause I know for a fact you also
499
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:25,575
told her when you got back,
and every time you would,
500
00:16:25,576 --> 00:16:27,644
she would get "confused,"
and then our relationship
501
00:16:27,645 --> 00:16:29,546
would get "out of sync,"
and if you ask me,
502
00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:31,548
I think
it's because Amy liked you back.
503
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,751
Did you?
504
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,754
Maybe. Yes.
505
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,156
A little.
506
00:16:40,157 --> 00:16:43,093
I mean, I was confused.
507
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,662
And I really need my laptop right now.
508
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:48,364
You know what, this is
officially too much for me,
509
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:50,900
so I'm gonna go upstairs and
rip the heads off some dolls.
510
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:51,901
Good night.
511
00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:53,236
I'm gonna leave too.
512
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,838
If you would please leave my toothbrush
513
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,406
and my home brewing kit
at the doorstep,
514
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,208
I'll pick them up tomorrow.
515
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,376
Well, I guess that's the last time
516
00:17:00,377 --> 00:17:02,078
I invite Teddy on a trip, right?
517
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,179
[Chuckles]
518
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,115
♪ Drama ♪
519
00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:09,786
I'm gonna go.
520
00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,888
Yeah, me too.
521
00:17:18,556 --> 00:17:20,256
Hey, it's me.
522
00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:23,326
Please open the door.
523
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:24,394
Come on, let's talk.
524
00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:27,063
I'm sorry.
525
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,198
Can I help you?
526
00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,200
Oh, no, you're not Sophia.
527
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,835
(Sophia)
Hey, Jake. Over here, man.
528
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,771
Oh.
I am so sorry, sir.
529
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:36,372
You were a wrong door.
530
00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:38,341
You were a wrong door.
531
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:39,943
[Scoffs]
532
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,711
That's a very angry man.
533
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,580
Look, I know what
that sounded like at dinner,
534
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:46,082
but I promise you, I am not into Amy.
535
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,250
It's not what I heard, Jake.
536
00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:48,451
It's what I saw.
537
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,053
You should've seen
the look on your face
538
00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:51,354
when you found out Amy liked you.
539
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:53,456
[Groans] Listen to me.
540
00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,491
"Liked"?
I'm an adult.
541
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,261
All this who-likes-who stuff
sounds very High School.
542
00:17:58,295 --> 00:17:59,996
I know, it's stupid.
You're totally right.
543
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,031
But the point is, I like you.
544
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:03,399
And you're sure you're over Amy?
545
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,534
Yes.
546
00:18:04,535 --> 00:18:06,302
I mean, I didn't knock on Amy's door.
547
00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:07,537
I knocked on yours.
548
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:10,306
Actually, you knocked on his door.
549
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:11,741
And I'm pretty sure he's listening.
550
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,142
(Hugo) No, I'm not.
551
00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:14,544
Who's Amy?
552
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:15,979
Yeah.
Come on in.
553
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,180
Thank you.
554
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,515
[Yells] The puppets are on the bed.
555
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,553
Good morning, Boyle.
556
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,321
Oh, good morning, Captain Holt.
557
00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,257
After our disagreement
yesterday, I went online
558
00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:29,626
to read your culinary blogs and scoff.
559
00:18:29,627 --> 00:18:31,694
To my dismay,
I actually learned something
560
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:36,299
about how food tells a
story, so I made Kevin this.
561
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300
It's warm.
562
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:38,334
It's a croque monsieur.
563
00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:41,371
Kevin and I shared one on a
rainy afternoon in Paris
564
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,773
on our first anniversary.
565
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,341
It's one of our most
treasured memories.
566
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:46,943
I'm sure it's not up to your standards,
567
00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:49,312
but Kevin seemed to enjoy it.
568
00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:54,184
So thank you for your guidance.
569
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,492
It's gross, huh?
570
00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:03,993
No.
571
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:05,662
It's perfect.
572
00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:09,232
He's a natural chef.
573
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:12,202
Now I know how Salieri felt.
574
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,303
Everything okay with Diaz?
575
00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,772
Yeah, she fell asleep five
minutes after I locked her in,
576
00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:18,741
and she hasn't moved
in the past ten hours.
577
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,543
She talks in her sleep.
578
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:23,046
I'm gonna rip your head off.
579
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,582
I'm gonna rip
your damn head off, grandma.
580
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,984
Oh, tare-bear,
what if she sleeps forever?
581
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:30,286
[Both scream]
582
00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:33,556
Oh, God!
583
00:19:33,557 --> 00:19:34,991
Oh, look, it's Rosa!
584
00:19:34,992 --> 00:19:36,159
You look great, girl.
585
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,727
I got to get out of here.
Bye.
586
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,896
You better not run,
because I will catch you.
587
00:19:39,897 --> 00:19:42,198
After I'm done crushing
that perp, you're next.
588
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,833
I already interrogated
the perp for you.
589
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:44,934
You what?
590
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,536
I got him to name
his giggle pig supplier.
591
00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:47,537
It's all good.
592
00:19:47,538 --> 00:19:49,305
Now go home and get better.
593
00:19:49,306 --> 00:19:50,473
I could've done it myself.
594
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,875
No, you couldn't have.
595
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:54,811
You literally have been
in a coma since yesterday.
596
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,980
Now, I know you like to act
like you don't need any help,
597
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:58,715
but we all do.
598
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:01,618
I ask five dudes to spot me
when I'm doing my squats.
599
00:20:01,619 --> 00:20:04,387
Terry paid me $20 to lock you up.
600
00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:05,755
No, I did not.
601
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,825
But I took that cheddar, and
I made you this special
602
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:12,529
"Rosa's gonna make this cold
her bitch" care package.
603
00:20:15,499 --> 00:20:19,135
Now's the time when you say
"thank you for all your help."
604
00:20:20,671 --> 00:20:23,606
Thank you for all your help.
605
00:20:23,607 --> 00:20:25,909
Wait, is that a smile I see?
606
00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:28,411
Possibly.
607
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:33,249
My immune system is too weak
to fight off my smile muscles.
608
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,755
You okay?
609
00:20:38,756 --> 00:20:39,889
Want some blue?
610
00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:41,524
Sure.
611
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,097
Wow, last night really broke you, huh?
612
00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:50,433
Actually, I think
it was probably for the best.
613
00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:52,402
- I'm glad I got it over with.
- Totally.
614
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,237
Sometimes you got to just
rip off the band-aid
615
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:57,140
and let the scab
bleed all over the place.
616
00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:59,142
That's not the expression at all.
617
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:00,476
I'm 100% it is.
618
00:21:00,477 --> 00:21:02,378
[Chuckles quietly]
619
00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,514
So how'd it go with Sophia?
620
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,282
Good.
We made up.
621
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:07,750
We're still together.
622
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:10,253
I told her, you know, everything
with me and you is in the past,
623
00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:11,754
and we're just friends, so...
624
00:21:14,491 --> 00:21:15,758
I mean, don't get me wrong.
625
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:18,394
I am thrilled to know
that you used to like me,
626
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:20,163
and I will bring it up constantly.
627
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,397
Great.
628
00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:22,699
Hey, should we make a left up here
629
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,867
at you-used-to-like-me lane,
or...
630
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,669
Ha, ha.
631
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:27,870
I could always just cut across
632
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,439
at Amy-used-to-like-Jake
boulevard.
633
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,873
Okay, stop it, or I'll crash the car.
634
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,075
Don't do that.
[Tires squeal]
635
00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:36,109
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