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Morning.
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Who are those for?
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Captain Holt's uncle passed away.
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They weren't close,
but I wanted to do something.
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Interesting.
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Flowers are a bold choice, Santiago,
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but I can still beat you.
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Beat me at expressing condolences?
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Yup, it's on.
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Flowers are a gift,
and Captain Holt hates gifts.
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I think a thoughtful email
is the way to go here.
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"Dear Captain, we were all
so sorry for your loss."
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Group sentiment, very meaningful.
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"Please let us know if there's
anything we can do."
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Selfless act.
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Very respectful.
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Correct, I am the King
of respectfulness, bitches!
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Hey, did you send that from
your personal or work account?
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Personal...
It's a personal matter
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involving a personal friend
and his personal uncle.
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So you remembered to turn off
your signature, right?
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Oh, no.
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[Knocking]
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Hey, Captain, I just
sent you an email, uh...
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"Dear Captain, we were all
so sorry for your loss.
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"Please let us know
if there's anything we can do.
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Sent from my stinky butt."
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I was hacked?
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Thank you for the email.
It means a lot to me.
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[Sighs]
You're very welcome.
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I was addressing your stinky butt.
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Okay, guys, Captain and I are going
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to a charity event in Brighton beach.
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Have a great Thanksgiving.
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Ahem.
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Sorry, Boyle.
Turkey day.
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Once sergeant Jeffords and I are gone,
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Peralta will be the officer in command.
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Jake in charge.
No-look five.
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Whoo!
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That's not your hand.
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[Gasps] Wait.
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Is that a healed-over
earring hole?
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Do you have a scandalous past?
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I was stabbed in the line of duty.
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The scar extends
through the lobe into the neck.
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No one likes it when you do that.
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Anyway, thank you for taking
command of the precinct
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over the holiday.
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Not a problem.
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As you all know, I hate Thanksgiving.
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The pilgrims were murderers,
and turkey tastes like napkins.
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I just hope that no Amys feel bad
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that I was chosen over Amy.
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Actually, Captain asked me
first, but I had plans.
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Teddy brewed a Thanksgiving pilsner,
and it's bottling day.
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Bottling day?
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Why'd you come in at all?
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And frankly, sir, I'm a little hurt
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that I wasn't your top choice
to be in charge.
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I'd like to remind you of what happened
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when I asked you to run
the blood drive.
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So I forgot to put up
the posters, and no one came,
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but don't worry,
because I donated 5 pints
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all by me-self.
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It's one 12-hour shift.
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What are you afraid is gonna happen?
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Injury, death, general calamity.
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Just don't burn the place down.
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You can count on me, sir.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Turkey day.
- Sorry, Boyle.
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I know you're all leaving in an hour,
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but until that time,
you're under my command.
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And as leader, it is my job
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to make my employees' lives better,
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so what can I do for you?
Gina?
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I would like to answer the phone
always just like, "eh-heh?"
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Done. Charles?
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Lift the precinct-wide ban on me
saying the word "succulent."
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Done.
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I want to work in the break room,
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so I don't have to hear
Charles say "succulent."
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Done, done,
Done-zel Washington.
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(Hitchcock) If she's working
in the break room,
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can I move my nap couch
out into the bullpen?
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Brooks and done.
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Oh, so your plan is to not
take this seriously at all?
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Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack.
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No offense, Scully.
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Eh, mine are never that serious.
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I call 'em "oopsies."
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You can't just grant wishes, Jake.
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You're a boss, not a genie.
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I am both.
I am a boss-genie.
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And this office is my lamp.
Who likes me being in charge?
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Succulent.
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Thanks for coming
to this event, sergeant.
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Always happy to spend time
with you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Plus, the longer I stay out
of my house today, the better.
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My brother-in-law Zeke
is in town.
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Oh, I remember Zeke.
Large gentleman.
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Calls you tiny Terry.
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Also teensy Terry,
teeny-weeny Terry-Berry,
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and Li'l Dum-Dum.
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You know, it's the lack
of effort on that last one
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that really gets me.
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You're a grown man, sergeant,
strong like an oak.
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That's a pretty good tree.
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It's a mighty tree.
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So why not stand up to this Zeke?
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I get so intimidated around him.
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Thanks for the sandwich,
Li'l Dum-Dum.
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If you wanted to get out of the house,
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why didn't you just volunteer
to run the precinct
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instead of Peralta?
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I'd much rather have you in charge.
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Don't worry about Jake.
He's gonna do great.
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He can be very responsible.
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Okay, the elevator door is the goal.
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Try and score on me.
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Ah!
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Yes!
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All right, it's noon.
We're going home.
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See you later, boss-genie.
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Succulent bossing, Jakey.
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I'm gonna go home and stuff my goose.
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Wait, Boyle, powder.
What is that powder?
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I don't know.
I don't know, what do we do?
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(Jake) Okay, everyone,
we are in lockdown,
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which means no one can come
in or out of the precinct.
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Now, apparently,
three other precincts received
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similar packages this month,
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and they were all baking powder.
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Nevertheless, Hazmat
has to run a quick test,
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but I anticipate we'll all
be out of here momentarily.
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In the meantime,
I suggest we turn this lockdown
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into a pop-and-lockdown.
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Right?
Am I right?
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Huh?
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Okay, so I'll keep everyone updated,
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and keep working on your dance moves.
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Jake, what are you doing?
This is a crisis.
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I'm trying to keep morale up,
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because Hazmat said
it's almost definitely a hoax.
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Almost?
What if it's Anthrax?
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We are all 100% gonna die!
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Guys!
You're freaking people out.
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Can you please calm it down?
We're doing fine here.
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Not Hitchcock.
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He got trapped out on the balcony.
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I don't like him alone
out there, not with his history.
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I mean, what if he gets up on a ledge?
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What, you think he's gonna jump?
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No, he's just always
falling off things.
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He's got a worm living in his
ear that affects his balance.
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Oh, well, then he's not
truly alone out there, right?
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Okay, I'm gonna call Holt.
You want to come?
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Yeah.
Too bad, you're not invited.
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I'm in charge.
Bye!
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(Holt) Okay, keep me posted.
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Peralta seems to have it under control.
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He said things were "dope."
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I want to monitor the situation.
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I need to get somewhere
with an Internet connection
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and a landline.
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You live out here.
Do you have a home office?
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Well, yeah, but Zeke is
in that room, and...
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Perfect.
Let's go there.
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Or my neighbors are out of town.
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We could break into their place.
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Fine, we'll go to my house.
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Or as Zeke calls it,
tiny Terry's hobbit hole.
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All right, sorry for the delay,
but I have some news.
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I gotta say,
your Hazmat suit is super scary.
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You should talk in a silly voice,
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so you seem less terrifying.
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Well, we ran our test.
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See, even that would be
much less ominous
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if you just did a Grover voice.
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[Imitating Grover]
Well, we ran our tests.
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And it's not baking powder.
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There's a chance it's toxic.
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[Grover voice] What?
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We know it's not baking powder.
What is it?
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We don't know yet, sir, but we are...
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Sir, you shouldn't have to be
below eye level,
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so I'm gonna hold you up.
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Okay, you do look good
in Amy's purple shirt.
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Anyways, it's Thanksgiving,
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so the emergency services lab
is closed.
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They're gonna reopen them,
but it'll be at least five hours
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till they can run detailed tests.
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Boyle, status report?
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We're locked down with 42 civilians,
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divided into four factions.
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First, we have 12 perps
locked up in holding.
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Okay, we will call them
the dirty dozen.
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Oh, I love it.
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Second faction is the innocent people
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who just had the bad luck
of being here,
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some witnesses, some mugging victims,
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couple food delivery guys.
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Great, we'll refer to them
as the normies.
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(Charles) Third faction is trouble:
Your snitches, your suspects,
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couple of gang members
here to pick up their friends.
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Permission to give them
a nickname, sir?
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Permission granted.
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The naughty boys.
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Permission denied.
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We will refer to them exclusively
as the doinkmeisters.
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Way better.
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The last faction is the
worst, six lawyers.
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Ugh, you know what,
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I'm just gonna call them
the vegetable medley,
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because that's the grossest
thing I can think of.
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So what's the plan?
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Sir, I think we should
separate the factions,
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so we don't become outnumbered.
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We should start rationing the food now,
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and we should tell people
that we're in for a long night,
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because the substance
is not baking powder.
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Whoa, whoa, that's just gonna
freak everyone out.
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We want people to be happy and calm.
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[Gasps]
We should play them sade.
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(Holt) Keeping the peace is important.
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I'm not there to read the situation,
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but... and I can't believe
I'm actually saying this...
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I did leave Peralta in charge,
so call me if you need anything.
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Oh, sir, one other thing,
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Hitchcock got trapped
out on the balcony.
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Good, sounds like
we dodged a bullet there.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's settled.
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Diaz, Santiago,
I want you out there with me,
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keeping people's morale up.
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Boyle, you go through security footage
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and see if you can see
who brought in that box.
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Okay, but, I mean, I thought
since you were in charge,
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maybe I could be your right-hand
man, your tinker bell.
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Tinker bell?
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Let me tell you something
about tinker bell.
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Tinker bell is a loyal lieutenant
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and a real Thorn
in the side of Captain Hook.
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Fine, done, you're my number two.
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Yes!
I made number two.
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I hear it.
Why would I ever say that?
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Thank you.
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I got ahold of E.S.U.
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The lab tech is en route
from his home in New Jersey.
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Sergeant, is there any way
you can replace this large ball
254
00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:54,757
with a chair that is actually a chair?
255
00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,658
I'm sorry, sir, that's all I've got.
256
00:08:56,693 --> 00:08:58,260
But it's good for your core.
257
00:08:58,294 --> 00:09:00,396
Yes.
My core, it's engaged.
258
00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,264
[Chuckles]
I wouldn't take fitness tips
259
00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:03,665
from this shrimp.
260
00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:06,602
Sir, you remember
my brother-in-law, Zeke?
261
00:09:06,636 --> 00:09:08,070
- Yes, hello.
- (Zeke) Hey.
262
00:09:08,104 --> 00:09:10,606
What happened to the game
I was dvr-ing?
263
00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:12,207
I was recording it for later.
264
00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,309
Well, the Captain wanted
to have the news on,
265
00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,745
so I stopped the recording.
266
00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,547
Well, the game was a blowout anyway.
267
00:09:18,581 --> 00:09:21,650
I mean everyone died.
Sports are canceled.
268
00:09:21,684 --> 00:09:25,120
You better hope that's true.
269
00:09:25,155 --> 00:09:26,155
[Door closes]
270
00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:27,890
Good, he's gone.
271
00:09:27,891 --> 00:09:30,492
Now, let's get serious and focus up.
272
00:09:32,762 --> 00:09:35,064
Just trying to get to the printer.
273
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,233
Hey, hey, hey, people.
274
00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:40,869
How about everyone come on,
bring it in here, gather around?
275
00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:43,372
So how we all holding up?
276
00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,841
Not good.
We're trapped on Thanksgiving.
277
00:09:45,842 --> 00:09:46,842
What's going on, man?
278
00:09:46,843 --> 00:09:49,578
Okay, great, first off, happy
Thanksgiving, everyone.
279
00:09:49,579 --> 00:09:51,046
Shout-out to turkey.
280
00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:52,247
Whoo-whoo!
281
00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:54,383
Thank you.
All right, so here's the deal.
282
00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:56,585
We are still awaiting
the initial test results,
283
00:09:56,619 --> 00:09:57,953
but hopefully, we'll hear soon
284
00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,588
that it's all harmless
and we can all go home soon.
285
00:09:59,589 --> 00:10:00,589
[Whispering]
You're doing a great...
286
00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:02,024
What are you doing?
287
00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:03,659
I'm whispering in your ear.
It's what a number two does.
288
00:10:03,693 --> 00:10:05,094
It was way too close.
289
00:10:05,095 --> 00:10:06,403
Can you say it quietly to me, please?
290
00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:08,697
[Whispering]
This is going really well.
291
00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:10,866
Okay.
292
00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,035
At any rate, I figured
we could pass the time
293
00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:15,104
and do something fun,
maybe a movie night.
294
00:10:15,138 --> 00:10:18,741
Our options are a bootleg copy
of the Diane Keaton classic,
295
00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:19,842
something's gotta give.
296
00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:20,976
Movie's hilarious.
297
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,011
Okay, surprising opinion.
298
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,245
We'll talk about that later.
299
00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:25,748
And our second option
is surveillance footage
300
00:10:25,782 --> 00:10:27,316
of Detective Amy Santiago
soliciting drugs
301
00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:28,584
using perfect grammar.
302
00:10:28,618 --> 00:10:30,953
It's not that weird to say,
"may I have some cocaine?"
303
00:10:30,987 --> 00:10:33,088
- It is.
- Those options suck.
304
00:10:33,089 --> 00:10:35,424
Fair enough, why don't we have
a talent show then?
305
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,625
Who has a special talent?
306
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,460
Oh, I just learned
the single ladies dance.
307
00:10:38,461 --> 00:10:39,928
Hey! Yes!
308
00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:41,230
[People cheering]
309
00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:42,698
(Jake) People love it.
310
00:10:42,732 --> 00:10:45,534
Look at that, two painted ladies
just joined in.
311
00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:46,969
You got to admit,
312
00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:49,972
Boyle really knows
how to move his pelvis.
313
00:10:49,973 --> 00:10:51,907
I can't believe this is
one of the last things
314
00:10:51,908 --> 00:10:53,742
I'm ever gonna see.
315
00:10:53,777 --> 00:10:55,177
Actually, with Anthrax,
the last things you'll see
316
00:10:55,178 --> 00:11:00,149
will be doctor, blood, doctor,
pus, scab, nothing.
317
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,317
Why are you saying that?
318
00:11:01,318 --> 00:11:02,384
'Cause you're being melodramatic,
319
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:03,385
- so I'm making fun of you.
- Fine.
320
00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:04,787
I'm writing you out of my will.
321
00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:08,590
Say good-bye to my sculpture
of two "jag-u-ars" making love.
322
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,493
Whoo!
This is why I became a cop.
323
00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:13,896
- Really?
- People love the talent show.
324
00:11:13,897 --> 00:11:15,431
Lawyer guy's doing stand-up.
325
00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:17,166
- He's got really good material.
- Oh.
326
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,368
There are two jobs
where you have total control
327
00:11:19,369 --> 00:11:22,204
over the people that pay you:
President of a country
328
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:24,173
and cleaning lady.
329
00:11:24,207 --> 00:11:25,407
[Laughter]
330
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,776
I can't believe you gave
the mob a megaphone.
331
00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:30,245
Okay, first of all,
we didn't have a mic,
332
00:11:30,246 --> 00:11:31,880
and second, it's not a mob.
333
00:11:31,881 --> 00:11:34,083
It's a happy group of unlikely friends.
334
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,417
(Charles) Maybe not so happy.
335
00:11:35,452 --> 00:11:37,686
People are starting to get hungry.
336
00:11:37,721 --> 00:11:39,421
Oh.
Okay, not a problem.
337
00:11:39,456 --> 00:11:41,690
Let's get them some food.
338
00:11:41,725 --> 00:11:43,859
Voila, a Thanksgiving feast
339
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,028
from the two delivery guys
who are trapped in here with us,
340
00:11:46,062 --> 00:11:48,731
and paid for by me with Boyle's money.
341
00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,065
Put it on the tab.
342
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,167
What about me?
343
00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:54,203
Uh, I guess I could have a friend
344
00:11:54,204 --> 00:11:56,272
throw some pretzels up to you
from the street?
345
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:57,506
And soda too?
346
00:11:57,507 --> 00:11:59,908
Fine, I'll have someone blindly throw
347
00:11:59,909 --> 00:12:01,944
ice-cold metal cans of soda
at you.
348
00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:05,714
Jake, I know you think
this is going well,
349
00:12:05,749 --> 00:12:07,850
but you can't keep putting out
fires as they come up.
350
00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,618
You need to set down some rules.
351
00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:11,120
It's fine.
Everyone is happy.
352
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,788
Now we just coast
to the all-clear.
353
00:12:12,789 --> 00:12:15,324
We're freezing in here!
We want heat!
354
00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:17,159
We want heat!
355
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,761
(Both) We want heat!
356
00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:21,897
(All)
We want heat! We want heat!
357
00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,032
What?
358
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,400
I'm glad I gave them the megaphone.
359
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:25,801
It helps me hear their concerns.
360
00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,603
Now, if you'll excuse me,
361
00:12:27,637 --> 00:12:31,040
I need to go find
a couple bags... of heat.
362
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,230
Charles and I arrest the guy
a couple of years ago
363
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:38,032
that was selling
knock-off designer coats.
364
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,400
We just gotta find the box they're in,
365
00:12:39,401 --> 00:12:41,268
and everyone will be warm and happy.
366
00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:42,770
You can't let them gang up on you.
367
00:12:42,771 --> 00:12:43,904
You need to man up.
368
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:46,073
Man up?
Sexist.
369
00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:49,043
I'm sorry, but I don't see gender, sir.
370
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,411
Tell them the truth about the powder,
371
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,279
tell them that
they're gonna be here awhile,
372
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,547
and tell them
that they might have to be
373
00:12:53,548 --> 00:12:54,748
a little uncomfortable.
374
00:12:54,749 --> 00:12:57,751
Uncomfortable because of how
amazing I look in this?
375
00:12:59,954 --> 00:13:01,455
Zeke, I'm sorry, but Captain thinks
376
00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,490
we're gonna have to use
your room for a little longer.
377
00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:04,525
No problem.
378
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,527
- Really?
- Yeah, I feel you.
379
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:09,463
I got a boss that's a jerk
like that too.
380
00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:10,898
Right.
381
00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:12,499
The Captain's the worst.
382
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:16,036
Sometimes, I call him Holt the dolt.
383
00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:18,205
[Laughs]
That's cold.
384
00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,640
Stay tough, brother.
385
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,542
Brother?
386
00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:23,911
Brother.
I will, brother.
387
00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:25,346
All right.
388
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,613
Talk to you later, brother.
389
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,782
See you, brother.
390
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,107
Bye, brother.
391
00:13:32,387 --> 00:13:36,090
Okay, I have finished
my last will and testament.
392
00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,626
To Rosa, I leave you nothing.
393
00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:39,827
Pass.
394
00:13:39,828 --> 00:13:41,662
You can't pass
on me leaving you nothing.
395
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,696
Just did.
396
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:44,298
Not today, Rosa.
397
00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:48,035
To Charles, I leave you
the memories of my supple form.
398
00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:51,739
I'm reminding everyone
of my embarrassing sexual past
399
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,574
'cause I'm hoping
it's the act of charity
400
00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:55,075
that gets me into heaven.
401
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,577
Why is she talking about heaven?
402
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,545
Is there something wrong here
we don't know about?
403
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,614
No, no, no!
She's just being a funny weirdo.
404
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:01,615
Everything's fine.
405
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:03,317
More importantly, I was not able
406
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:05,886
to find any "heat"
because it's more of a concept,
407
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,621
but we did find these beauties.
408
00:14:07,622 --> 00:14:10,391
They're all faux fur
and all the best brands.
409
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:14,161
We've got ChanelB, Grucci,
Stella McCarKeys.
410
00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:15,663
I want the one with the muff.
411
00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:17,631
Great choice, sir, but there's
actually only five coats,
412
00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:19,133
so we're gonna have to
figure out a way to share them.
413
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,001
I was thinking maybe a trivia contest.
414
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,803
Screw the coats.
I want more food.
415
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,371
Interesting fact there...
It turns out
416
00:14:24,372 --> 00:14:27,408
the one-time-only feast
was all the food that we had.
417
00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:29,543
What?
You didn't ration the food?
418
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,078
I'm not gonna sit here and starve.
419
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,379
It's Thanksgiving.
You said it was a hoax.
420
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,348
We're only here
because of some dumb protocol.
421
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:37,284
I'm leaving.
I'm walking out that door.
422
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:38,953
Jake, you have to arrest him.
423
00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:40,321
No, it'll only make things worse.
424
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,323
Look, we're doing this my way.
I'm the Captain now!
425
00:14:42,357 --> 00:14:44,058
That totally sounded like a movie ref,
426
00:14:44,059 --> 00:14:46,327
but I was actually being serious.
427
00:14:46,328 --> 00:14:47,494
Excuse me, sir?
Hi.
428
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,929
Can I talk to you
in my office for a sec?
429
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,999
It's nothing serious, just a fun chat.
430
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,133
[Whispering]
Look, if you don't come with me,
431
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,368
she's going to arrest you.
432
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:56,270
[Whispering]
Hey, are you guys whispering?
433
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,504
I'm Charles Boyle.
434
00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,441
I'm sort of the number two guy
around here.
435
00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:03,310
Okay, so first of all,
I'm just gonna set the mood
436
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,746
for this meeting, perhaps a smooth jam.
437
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,815
[R&b music playing]
Ahh.
438
00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:09,183
Yeah, it's good.
439
00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,718
♪ ♪
440
00:15:10,752 --> 00:15:12,019
All right, here's the deal.
441
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,787
The Hazmat guys did run
some preliminary tests,
442
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,990
and the substance is not baking powder.
443
00:15:16,024 --> 00:15:17,591
Oh.
Was it Anthrax?
444
00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:19,460
They don't know yet, but I promise you,
445
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,396
as soon they tell me,
you'll be the first to know.
446
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:23,898
Well, second after me,
so third overall.
447
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,032
Still pretty good.
448
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,467
I just don't want people to panic,
449
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,569
so I'm asking for your help
to keep this thing quiet,
450
00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:31,272
so we can have
the chillest biohazard lockdown
451
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:32,706
in Brooklyn, yeah?
452
00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:34,808
Of course, I understand.
453
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644
Great, thank you.
454
00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:38,779
See, if you talk to people like humans,
455
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,447
they'll be reasonable.
I mean, it's just good...
456
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,715
Oh, why is he standing on that chair?
457
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,115
Hey, everyone!
They lied to us!
458
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:45,653
It's friggin' Anthrax!
459
00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,988
[Overlapping shouting]
460
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:53,827
Oh, what you making, a snack?
461
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,897
Oh, the Captain wants four sandwiches.
462
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:59,066
A spoonful of Mayo, spread evenly,
463
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,101
middle-loaf pieces of bread
only.
464
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,770
What an ass.
465
00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:04,338
[Scoffs]
Tell me about it...
466
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,573
Brother.
467
00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:12,046
Uh, I almost forgot.
He wants a whole pie too.
468
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,715
[Scoffs]
This dude is the worst.
469
00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:18,452
I don't always understand
Peralta's texts.
470
00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:20,387
He says they're still waiting
on the lab,
471
00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:23,390
and "it's allz good."
"Alls" with a "z."
472
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:26,093
Then a box with a question mark inside,
473
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:27,361
another box with a question mark,
474
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,829
another box with a question mark,
475
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,297
another box with a question mark,
476
00:16:30,298 --> 00:16:31,765
another box with a question mark,
477
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:34,201
and yet another box
with a question mark.
478
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,270
Then a box with a question mark.
479
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:37,538
What does that mean?
480
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,840
It means you don't have emojis
on your phone.
481
00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:43,077
[Overlapping shouting]
482
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:47,014
All right, everyone calm down!
Just calm down!
483
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,617
Let us out, or I'm gonna start
breaking things!
484
00:16:49,618 --> 00:16:51,051
This is a human rights violation!
485
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,486
You can't keep us here!
486
00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:56,557
I'm 23, I'm a celebrity,
and today, I'm gonna die!
487
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,559
Not one word of that is true.
488
00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:00,094
Ow!
489
00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:02,029
Ooh, Hitchcock's bleeding!
490
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,430
He got hit in the head with a soda can!
491
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,032
He never saw it coming!
492
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,134
Jake, we have to start
putting people in detention.
493
00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:08,269
We have to quash this.
494
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,770
No, we need them to calm down.
495
00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:11,972
We need to put on
something's gotta give.
496
00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:13,841
Great idea.
Great movie.
497
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,577
Also, we should probably
put out that fire.
498
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,045
[Alarm beeping]
499
00:17:23,982 --> 00:17:27,218
So, Captain, I have some news.
500
00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:28,786
What happened?
501
00:17:28,787 --> 00:17:31,055
Well, remember when you told me
not to burn down the precinct?
502
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,790
You burned down the precinct?
503
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:36,093
No, I had the fire put
out almost immediately.
504
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:38,462
This is a success story.
505
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:39,597
Tell me exactly what happened.
506
00:17:39,598 --> 00:17:41,465
[Sighs]
Well, it started with Boyle
507
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,633
wanting to say
the word "succulent."
508
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,069
- Oh, no.
- And it ended with a small riot,
509
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:48,005
in which a dirtbag set
Hitchcock's nap couch on fire.
510
00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,173
Enough!
511
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:51,675
Jeffords and I will come right away.
512
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:55,379
I'm very disappointed in you.
513
00:17:55,414 --> 00:17:56,514
[Whispering]
What's he saying?
514
00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:58,082
He said he's very disappointed in you.
515
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,084
Oh, man!
516
00:18:01,987 --> 00:18:03,387
You wanted to see me?
517
00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:04,422
Yeah.
518
00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:05,823
I know you're too proud
519
00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,092
to say "I told you so,"
so I'm just gonna...
520
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:09,360
Told you so.
Not too proud.
521
00:18:09,361 --> 00:18:10,361
That seems right.
522
00:18:10,362 --> 00:18:11,829
Look, I screwed up,
523
00:18:11,863 --> 00:18:13,998
and I think you should take over
command of the precinct.
524
00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:15,132
Been waiting to hear you
say that all day.
525
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,333
I know.
526
00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:18,402
- Which is why you shouldn't say it.
- What?
527
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:20,671
You're still trying
to make people happy.
528
00:18:20,672 --> 00:18:22,606
Don't apologize to me.
529
00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:24,809
Be a leader and tell me
what you need me to do.
530
00:18:24,843 --> 00:18:28,279
Tell everyone what you need them to do.
531
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,880
You're the Captain, Jake.
532
00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:31,749
I'm the Captain now.
533
00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:34,652
- Captain Phillips.
- Captain Phillips!
534
00:18:34,653 --> 00:18:35,753
That's what it was.
535
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:36,754
"Look at me, look at me."
536
00:18:36,755 --> 00:18:38,489
- Right?
- Yeah.
537
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:40,224
- All right, guys, listen up.
- All right, listen up, people.
538
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:41,659
Boyle, you're no longer my number two.
539
00:18:41,693 --> 00:18:43,661
[Sighs]
What did you say to him, Amy?
540
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,296
You've been after my job
this whole time.
541
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:47,231
It's not Amy.
I don't need a tinker bell.
542
00:18:47,232 --> 00:18:49,333
I need you to find out
where that powder came from.
543
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,102
Scully, I need you to help Boyle.
544
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,104
Don't worry about Hitchcock.
He'll be fine.
545
00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:55,072
I once saw him fall down
three flights of stairs, get up,
546
00:18:55,073 --> 00:18:57,073
and keep eating his hot dog,
like nothing happened.
547
00:18:57,075 --> 00:18:59,076
You're right.
He's the strongest man we know.
548
00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:00,745
No.
Gina, I know you're scared,
549
00:19:00,746 --> 00:19:03,114
but you got to stop
freaking out the civilians.
550
00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:04,715
Yes, I am very influential.
551
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,585
And, Diaz, you need to stop
making fun of Gina and help her.
552
00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:09,620
- Fine.
- All right, everyone, listen up!
553
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,288
I know this is tough to hear,
but we still don't know
554
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,891
what the powder is, and we may
be here for a while yet.
555
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:16,460
Also, the copy room is now
a detention center
556
00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:17,995
for anyone who gets out of line.
557
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,598
This is a police station in
a lockdown, not a summer camp.
558
00:19:20,632 --> 00:19:22,033
[Whispering] Ooh,
should we play capture the flag?
559
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:23,567
- Jake!
- Right.
560
00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:27,038
Stay tuned for more details.
That'll be all for now.
561
00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:28,739
I'm just gonna go downstairs
and thank your family
562
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,741
for accommodating us.
563
00:19:33,578 --> 00:19:35,246
You will do nothing of the sort.
564
00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:38,049
Zeke is being nice to me
for the first time ever
565
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,051
because he thinks you're a jerk
just like his boss.
566
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:43,154
When we go downstairs,
I want you to scream at me.
567
00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:46,657
I want you to really degrade me
in front of my family.
568
00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:48,225
And this will make you happy?
569
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,661
It's the best Thanksgiving gift
you could give me.
570
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:55,266
What an idiotic thing to say.
What's a Thanksgiving gift?
571
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:59,370
I'm just getting in the zone.
572
00:19:59,404 --> 00:20:01,105
I love it!
573
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:03,808
Also, I said you ate all that pie.
574
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:06,143
Can you put some around your mouth?
575
00:20:06,144 --> 00:20:08,913
Fine.
Crumb me up.
576
00:20:10,749 --> 00:20:13,417
I have news, everyone.
577
00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:16,053
The powder was not harmful.
578
00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:18,723
[Cheers and applause]
579
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,759
Scully!
[Laughs]
580
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,294
Aw, I gotta say, that's pretty sweet.
581
00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:26,731
Oh, the door closed behind him.
Now they're both locked outside.
582
00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:27,965
What happened?
What's going on?
583
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,500
(Jake) Lockdown's officially over.
584
00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,135
Squad's heading home for Thanksgiving.
585
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:32,136
I don't understand.
586
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:34,038
Last I heard, the precinct was on fire,
587
00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:36,707
and we wouldn't get lab results
for another three hours.
588
00:20:36,742 --> 00:20:39,043
Boyle sped things up.
589
00:20:39,044 --> 00:20:41,145
I noticed an I.T. guy
we fired two years ago
590
00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:42,513
in surveillance footage.
591
00:20:42,514 --> 00:20:44,882
Turns out he was also fired
from the other precincts.
592
00:20:44,883 --> 00:20:46,684
E.S.U. raided his home
and found
593
00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:51,589
bacillus streptomoo-cocomo...
I can't pronounce it.
594
00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:54,158
Regardless, he confessed,
and it wasn't poisonous.
595
00:20:54,159 --> 00:20:56,594
All right, it seems like
you turned it around.
596
00:20:56,595 --> 00:20:58,629
Yeah, actually, we're trying
to clean up here, Captain,
597
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,331
so unless you have something
meaningful to contribute,
598
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,966
you can get the hell out.
599
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,834
Oh, right, sorry, you weren't here
600
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:05,703
when I switched up my management style.
601
00:21:05,704 --> 00:21:07,371
That must be so confusing for you.
602
00:21:07,372 --> 00:21:10,107
Anyways, everyone head on home!
Happy Thanksgiving, guys!
603
00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:12,009
- Jake.
- Happy turkey day, guys.
604
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,110
I'll be in my office.
605
00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:17,114
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