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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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9:01!
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Amy Santiago is officially
late for the first time ever.
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All right, let's do this.
Who's got theories?
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Uh...
Alarm didn't go off.
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All three alarms?
All with battery back-up?
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Come on, who wants
to take this seriously?
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Ooh!
She was taken in her sleep!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Super dark, Boyle,
but way more plausible
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than the sarge's idiotic
alarm clock theory.
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I bet she tucked herself into
bed too tight and got stuck.
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Mm, maybe she Fell
into another dimension
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where she's interesting.
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It's 9:00 A.M.
why is no one working?
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Amy Santiago is a few minutes late,
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and we're all trying to guess why.
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I'd like to play.
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I'd say she's in line at the bank.
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- This is fun.
- (Jake) It is fun,
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but you're all wrong.
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She clearly slipped through
a subway grate
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and is having terrible sex
with a mole man.
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[Elevator dings]
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(Jake) There she is.
Amy.
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Where have you been?
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We've been worried sick.
Do you care to explain yourself?
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I'm just 70 seconds late.
It's not a big deal.
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Don't worry about it.
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Santiago, you will tell us,
and you will tell us now.
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There was a problem at the bank.
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Hot damn!
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♪ ♪
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So you nervous about
the trial tomorrow?
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The jewelry store
break-in?
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Diamond heist.
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It's like you're going out of your way
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to make it sound less cool.
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I think the conviction's a slam dunk.
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Good.
Not to over state it,
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but I'm definitely gonna die
alone, and work is all I have.
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I take it dating's not going well.
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What?
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No! It's awesome.
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What happened with
Rosa's friend, Katie?
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Yeah, she turned out to be
even more closed off than Rosa.
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So how long have you known Rosa?
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None of your business.
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All right.
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But it's not just her.
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All the dates I've been on
lately have been lame.
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Maybe it's you.
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What are your moves?
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What do you talk about?
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Uh, my moves are fine, mom.
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I dazzle them with
a bad-ass cop story.
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Have you ever thought about going
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with your
non-work interests?
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On my first date with my wife,
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all we did was talk about
our mutual love of meat loaf.
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The singer not the food.
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Oh, so the weirder of the two choices.
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All right, fine.
I get what you're saying.
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Your wife's awesome
and I should do everything
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in my power to be with her physically.
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I mean, no, not that.
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Don't talk about being a cop.
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Just talk about my own interests.
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Exactly!
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Hey, she's cute.
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(Jake) And alone.
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I'll try and find our meatloaf.
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(Terry) Go get her, little man.
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Hello there.
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Hi!
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(Rosa) Captain...
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We need to talk
about the union rep elections.
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Scully is running again, unopposed.
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He is incompetent.
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If there's one thing to take away
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from the new contract,
it's that holiday pay
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is "now capped."
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Or "not capped."
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In conclusion,
the word "capped" was said.
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Whoo!
Nailed it.
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The only reason Scully does the job
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is because the annual
union meeting has a party sub.
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He's been a rep for 12 years,
and he still pronounces
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"union" as "onion."
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As management, I'm not allowed
to talk about union matters.
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Scully doesn't know
anything about our pensions
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and he has no idea about the
new disciplinary guidelines.
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What do you think, Captain?
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What I think is, I will continue
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to not talk about this issue.
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Hey, you should run.
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Going to meetings, writing stuff down.
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You love that nerd stuff.
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"Writing things down" is nerdy?
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What do you do?
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I just forget stuff like a cool person.
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Come on, admit it,
you care about this crap.
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Maybe.
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But I want to be captain one day,
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and union reps are always
fighting with the brass.
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It's career suicide, right, sir?
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Stop trying
to get me involved, Santiago.
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No! I'm already fighting
with the brass.
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Look at what you've done!
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Oh man, these look spicy!
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We may die tonight.
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You know, I actually heard about a guy
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- who died while eating hot wings.
- Really?
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Yeah, he was terminally ill
beforehand though.
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Unrelated.
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I always thought I'd die
at the hands of my own clone.
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Well, that's why you have
to brand the number two
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into your clone's cheek.
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You shouldn't have a clone
if you don't know that.
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Yes.
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All right, you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Here we go.
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- That's nothing.
- Amateur night.
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I can't believe this had three
peppers next to it on the menu...
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- Oh, my God!
- Ah!
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- Hot!
- Oh, so spicy!
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Drink the ranch!
Drink the ranch!
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Ah! Ah!
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Here's the stuff you left at my place.
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Your Sounds of Ibiza sleep cd,
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seven phone chargers, and an empty jar
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labeled "Fire Spirit."
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No, it's not empty.
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Well, here's your stuff.
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So I guess it's officially over.
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It was slightly less gross
than I expected.
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Mm.
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Way to be.
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Uh, there is one last thing.
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The luxury sex romp
we had planned this weekend.
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The hotel says the
"bubbles and bathrobes" package
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is non-refundable.
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See, that's why I didn't want
to pre-pay, Charles.
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Yeah, but that's why
we got such a good deal.
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One hour of free Wi-Fi!
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Don't worry, you can have your half
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of the money back,
and I'll take the room.
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Pause.
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Okay, if one of us
is getting pampered all night,
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it's gonna be me.
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I want that room, Gina.
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You can't push me around.
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We're not poke pals anymore!
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Ew!
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Amy Santiago, surprised to
see you walking around.
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Shouldn't you be
on your belly, you snake?
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Yeah, you snake!
[Hisses]
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What is happening?
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You're running against me.
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What?
Rosa must've done this.
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I'll get her to stop.
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You know what really burns my pants?
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I considered you my best friend.
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- What?
- What?
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- Hi.
- Hey now.
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You are looking very happy.
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I am.
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Guess what happened last night.
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Spoiler alert:
Sexy-times.
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Okay, now guess.
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Sexy-times!
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Yes! The whole night
was amazing.
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We totally hit it off.
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I found our meat loaf.
Wings.
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The band or the show?
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The food!
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We went back to her place,
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watched Die Hards one
through with a vengeance,
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did some adult stuff,
and spent the rest of the night
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debating who's the better
ping-pong player.
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She was adorably wrong.
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How do you know if you didn't play?
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Oh, we played, which was difficult
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since she didn't have
a table or paddles.
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We had to use
an avocado pit as the ball.
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It was very messy.
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(Carl) Hey guys.
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Ah, hello, district attorney Kurm.
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I got lucky last night.
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That's great.
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Yeah.
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So we have a little delay.
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Gary, the defense attorney,
isn't gonna be here.
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Oh, is he sore
from high-fiving criminals
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he's gotten out of jail?
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Did he get a murderer off
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who then murdered him to celebrate?
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Yup.
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Anyway, Gary broke his leg,
so he's being replaced.
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Replaced?
He should be put down.
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Like a horse.
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So who's the new sub-human
piece of human garbage?
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Sophia Perez.
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Oh, God.
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Jake, this is bad!
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You slept with a defense attorney.
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You literally slept with the enemy.
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I know.
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Ah, it's like if John McClane
slept with Hans Gruber.
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Or even worse, Jeremy Irons
from the third one.
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We didn't talk about our jobs.
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How was I supposed to know?
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Wait, are you sure you want to do this?
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Let's go over the events of tonight.
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We got drunk together, I invited you
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up to my apartment,
and I kissed you first.
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No further questions.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
She's waving at you.
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Hey. All right,
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Be strong.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, so this is weird, huh?
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Yeah. You never told me
you were a cop.
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Yeah, and you never told me
you were a lawyer.
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Well, I didn't wanna intimidate you.
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Intimidate? Wow.
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Okay, well, not to burst your bubble,
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but I'm only intimidated by professions
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that have a moral compass,
like police officer.
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So you're intimidated by your own job?
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"Oh, look at me.
I'm a lawyer.
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I'm so good
at word-using-itude."
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And yes, I know that
that wasn't a word, right.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't even believe I have
to deal with you all week.
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Not a problem.
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This is clearly a conflict of interest.
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So I'm just gonna talk to the judge
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and have you kicked off the case.
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Ha ha! No, there's no
conflict of interest.
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Because I'm not interested in you.
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Ah.
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God, I can't believe
I slept with a cop.
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It's like a had sex with Hans Gruber.
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What...
I'm not the Gruber!
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You're the Gruber!
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Die Hard.
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Captain, Rosa's trying
to make me run for union rep.
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You have to stop her.
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I cannot do that.
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As I told you, I'm not allowed
to get involved.
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It's too late anyway.
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You already have a campaign slogan.
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"Pick Amy, dummies."
I wrote that.
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Tell her how good it is, Captain.
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Again, I cannot.
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Look, I love campaigning
and making signs.
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Lord knows I have enough
poster board at home.
263
00:08:36,922 --> 00:08:40,008
But Captain, please tell her
I shouldn't run for union rep.
264
00:08:40,009 --> 00:08:41,643
I'm just gonna turn around in my chair.
265
00:08:41,644 --> 00:08:45,447
So, Amy, you're saying
I should just return this...
266
00:08:45,448 --> 00:08:48,016
Button maker?
267
00:08:48,017 --> 00:08:51,319
You think you can tempt me
with a T150 button maker?
268
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,954
Sir, you've gotta see this.
269
00:08:52,955 --> 00:08:55,490
It doesn't even make
mirror-backs.
270
00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:56,491
This is a joke.
271
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,492
Still not participating.
272
00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,327
I'm enjoying a magazine.
273
00:08:59,328 --> 00:09:00,795
Joke's on you, Amy.
You and Scully
274
00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:03,614
are giving campaign speeches
in the briefing room tomorrow.
275
00:09:03,615 --> 00:09:04,466
What?
276
00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:07,836
Sir, permission to arrest
Diaz for being a jerk.
277
00:09:07,837 --> 00:09:09,904
Permission to shoot Santiago
for being a coward.
278
00:09:09,905 --> 00:09:12,173
Stop it, both of you.
279
00:09:12,174 --> 00:09:13,375
Now you've done it.
280
00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,510
You've made me turn my chair.
281
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:18,580
I will not get involved,
and I will not have this office
282
00:09:18,581 --> 00:09:23,468
transformed into a house
of snipes and jabs.
283
00:09:23,469 --> 00:09:25,587
Dismissed.
284
00:09:25,588 --> 00:09:27,155
Full disclosure, your honor.
285
00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:29,024
Last night, Miss Perez and I
got inebriated,
286
00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:31,526
and we had colitis.
287
00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,527
Colitis?
288
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:33,811
Coitus.
289
00:09:33,812 --> 00:09:34,812
Yeah, that.
290
00:09:34,813 --> 00:09:36,765
A cop and a defense attorney
sleeping together.
291
00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:38,166
That's highly unusual.
292
00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,268
At the time, I did not know
she was a defense attorney.
293
00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:41,909
I should have been able
to guess, however,
294
00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:45,206
based on her ability
to lie all over me.
295
00:09:45,207 --> 00:09:46,808
Ha ha... a cop's attempt
to be clever.
296
00:09:46,809 --> 00:09:49,144
It's like watching a horse
try to eat with a fork.
297
00:09:49,145 --> 00:09:50,445
Majestic and hilarious?
298
00:09:50,446 --> 00:09:52,535
Take a cold shower, horn-dog,
we're at work.
299
00:09:52,536 --> 00:09:54,416
But in all seriousness, your honor,
300
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,318
I do think she should
recuse herself from the trial.
301
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:58,453
Why? You think I might tell
everybody in the courtroom
302
00:09:58,454 --> 00:09:59,988
that you like to be the little spoon?
303
00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,356
Everyone likes to be the little spoon.
304
00:10:01,357 --> 00:10:03,058
It makes you feel safe!
305
00:10:03,059 --> 00:10:04,433
Carl, back me up on this.
306
00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:06,361
- Yes, little spoon all the way.
- See?
307
00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:07,829
Look, I'm not recusing myself.
308
00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:10,198
I talked to my client, and he
is fine with me staying on.
309
00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:11,800
If the defendant is okay with it,
310
00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,810
and you two can be mature
in the courtroom,
311
00:10:13,811 --> 00:10:16,104
then I see no reason
why we can't proceed.
312
00:10:16,105 --> 00:10:17,439
Great.
I can be mature.
313
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,941
Says the guy who uses
a sunglasses case as a wallet.
314
00:10:19,942 --> 00:10:21,443
Stuff can be two things.
315
00:10:21,444 --> 00:10:23,044
Open up your refrigerator, boom!
316
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,446
Air conditioner.
Life hacked.
317
00:10:24,447 --> 00:10:25,647
Carl, back me up.
318
00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:26,982
I mean, it's not very green.
319
00:10:26,983 --> 00:10:29,242
Oh, Carl.
320
00:10:29,243 --> 00:10:30,285
Guys!
321
00:10:30,286 --> 00:10:31,353
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
322
00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:33,588
My pizza reviews caught the eye
323
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:37,092
of a Mr. Matt Pittle
of Pittle's Vittles,
324
00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:38,627
my favorite food blog!
325
00:10:38,628 --> 00:10:40,362
Wow, a local food blog.
326
00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:41,763
It's all happening.
327
00:10:41,764 --> 00:10:44,032
Pittle wants to have a five-hour
dinner with me tonight.
328
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:47,636
Attention, skeezy nobodies!
329
00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,437
Tina Knowles,
Beyonce's mom-ager,
330
00:10:49,438 --> 00:10:52,674
has contacted me and wants
to audition me tonight.
331
00:10:52,675 --> 00:10:54,767
I've transcended you now.
332
00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:58,438
Sounds like both of you
have pretty great plans tonight.
333
00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:00,382
No! You wrote the email
from Pittle
334
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:02,183
so I'd drop my claim to the room.
335
00:11:02,184 --> 00:11:03,693
That blog is sacred.
336
00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:06,154
You defiled the most sacred
337
00:11:06,155 --> 00:11:10,992
and most high
miss... Tina Kno-w-les!
338
00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:12,360
How dare you, Charles?
339
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,195
How'd you get your voice so high?
340
00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:15,797
[Shrilly]
I can take it higher.
341
00:11:15,798 --> 00:11:17,566
I wish you wouldn't.
342
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,569
The room is mine, you scab.
343
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,587
No, it's mine, Gina.
344
00:11:22,588 --> 00:11:24,773
I'm not backing down this time.
345
00:11:24,774 --> 00:11:26,575
I'm backing up.
346
00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:28,777
Beep, beep, beep.
347
00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:29,978
[Coughs]
348
00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:33,081
You nervous?
349
00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,316
Nope.
350
00:11:34,317 --> 00:11:36,585
I have an unimpeachable
eyewitness who saw everything.
351
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:37,752
Plus, I've got
a little something planned
352
00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:38,753
for our lawyer friend.
353
00:11:38,754 --> 00:11:40,188
Every time she looks over,
354
00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:42,157
I'm gonna hit her with one of these.
355
00:11:42,158 --> 00:11:43,992
It'll remind her that we kissed,
356
00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,776
and that's how I get in her head.
357
00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:47,128
I like it.
358
00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:48,597
You want me to flex
and make all the buttons
359
00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:49,598
pop off of my shirt?
360
00:11:49,599 --> 00:11:51,933
Yes!
You can do that?
361
00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:54,569
The challenge is keeping
the buttons on.
362
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:57,005
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
363
00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:58,874
And you're sure this is the man
364
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,610
you saw leaving the store at
the time of the diamond heist?
365
00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,578
Nice. "Diamond heist,"
catching on.
366
00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:04,713
Uh, yeah.
That's the guy.
367
00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:06,114
Now, Mr. Wells,
it says here
368
00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:10,185
you have a 2006 conviction
for perjury, is that correct?
369
00:12:10,186 --> 00:12:11,853
Uh... yeah.
370
00:12:11,854 --> 00:12:13,288
It's okay.
I knew about that.
371
00:12:13,289 --> 00:12:15,023
And is Sidney Wells actually your name,
372
00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:16,825
or is it Brian Davidson?
373
00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:18,226
Uh-oh.
Did not know about that one.
374
00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:20,662
As in the Brian Davidson
who is facing fraud charges
375
00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:22,264
- in New Jersey?
- Yeah.
376
00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:26,023
Or that. Oh, God... okay,
time to bust out the big guns.
377
00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:28,436
(Jake) This is bad.
378
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:29,971
Only the judge saw me.
379
00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:32,198
(Sophia) No further questions,
your honor.
380
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:34,209
Ugh, winking?
Real mature.
381
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:36,811
(Carl) Judge gave us a recess,
382
00:12:36,812 --> 00:12:37,879
but if we don't get
new evidence by tomorrow,
383
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,247
we have no chance.
384
00:12:39,248 --> 00:12:40,540
Great pep talk, Carl.
385
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,832
Don't worry, we'll get some evidence.
386
00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:45,086
Excuse me one second.
387
00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:47,622
Hey, that wasn't cool.
388
00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:49,624
No. What wasn't cool was you
trying to air make-out
389
00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:50,625
with the judge.
390
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:52,327
Those kisses were meant for you!
391
00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:54,529
Not in a romantic way,
they were psych-out kisses.
392
00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,997
Look, you know your client did it.
393
00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:57,766
It doesn't matter
if my client did it or not.
394
00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,302
That's what I've been saying.
[Whispers] It doesn't matter.
395
00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:01,837
All right, Scott, beat it.
396
00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:03,338
Scott.
397
00:13:03,339 --> 00:13:05,907
Look, my job is to make you
prove he did it.
398
00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:07,776
It's the basis
of our entire justice system.
399
00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:09,578
What, you think John Adams
was just some idiot?
400
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,546
No, I think John Adams
was a mini-series
401
00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:13,821
I didn't watch because
it looked like a book.
402
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,384
Look, without a credible
witness, your case is a mess.
403
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:18,369
Kinda like your ping-pong
serve.
404
00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:20,555
Oh, my God.
She smells so good.
405
00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:23,925
That avocado pit was not regulation.
406
00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:25,459
Wish that had sounded cooler.
407
00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,828
Come on, Terry, let's go save the day.
408
00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:27,829
Carl, you wanna come?
409
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,464
- No, thank you.
- All right.
410
00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:32,418
All right, listen up.
411
00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,525
We need more evidences
on this guy and we need it quick,
412
00:13:34,526 --> 00:13:35,993
so no time for chit-chat.
413
00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:38,195
What's going on?
You love chit-chat.
414
00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:41,832
Yeah, also, your posture
seems off, like, it's good.
415
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,267
Because I'm being serious
416
00:13:43,268 --> 00:13:45,403
because I don't want this perp to walk.
417
00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:47,605
This isn't about the perp.
418
00:13:47,606 --> 00:13:49,240
It's about this woman.
419
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,142
Jake slept with her.
420
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:52,376
Oh, she's so pretty.
421
00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:54,745
She looks like the woman
on an olive oil bottle.
422
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,746
Way to go, Jake.
423
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,747
She's a defense attorney.
424
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,050
- Oh, my God, are you kidding?
- Boo!
425
00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,352
Hey, guys, let's take it easy on him.
426
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:02,753
Thank you, Terry.
427
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,122
But seriously, I think you need
to get checked for rabies.
428
00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:06,857
Hey, I have a good rabies guy,
if you need one.
429
00:14:06,858 --> 00:14:08,325
Uh-huh. All right, listen.
430
00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,454
Can we focus up?
431
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:12,029
Our witness is useless,
so we either need to recover
432
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,665
the stolen gems or find
the break-in tool.
433
00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,000
What year was
the perp's house built in?
434
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:18,202
Some of those old brownstones
had dumbwaiters.
435
00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:19,804
A perfect hiding spot.
436
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:20,905
Good thinking, Amy.
437
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,573
All right, I'm gonna win this case
438
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:24,542
and then we can put
my horrible sexual experience
439
00:14:24,543 --> 00:14:26,510
- behind us forever.
- (Charles) I don't know Jake.
440
00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:27,912
I'm afraid I'm gonna think
about it every time
441
00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:29,146
I look at your crotch.
442
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:31,982
Then stop looking at my crotch!
443
00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:35,453
What are you doing?
444
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,121
Just pointing people
to the one Detective
445
00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:39,123
who actually wants to run
for union rep.
446
00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,192
Welcome to my nightmares,
Amy-Scully minotaur.
447
00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:43,561
Pretty clever signing me up
for the speech this afternoon.
448
00:14:43,562 --> 00:14:44,595
But guess what?
449
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:47,701
Mine is epically bad and way too long.
450
00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:50,000
There's a section where
I just pick people out
451
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,268
of the crowd and insult them.
452
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:53,471
It gets really personal.
453
00:14:53,472 --> 00:14:56,173
Did you know that Hitchcock
is technically "a bastard"?
454
00:14:56,174 --> 00:14:58,420
Santiago, can I talk
to you in my office?
455
00:14:58,421 --> 00:14:59,669
Mm-hmm.
456
00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:04,048
Blinds closed?
457
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:07,451
Are we having a pow-wow?
458
00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,653
As you know, I shouldn't
be talking about this election
459
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:14,425
with any of my detectives,
but I will with you.
460
00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:15,559
Of course.
461
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,694
Because you trust me.
462
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:19,274
Because you're royally screwing up.
463
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:20,831
Oh, no, this isn't
a pow-wow.
464
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,832
It's a haranguing.
465
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,867
You bet it is.
466
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,669
Stop trying to tank this election.
467
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,271
You know damned well
you'd make a great union rep.
468
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:29,373
But, sir, I want to be captain one day,
469
00:15:29,374 --> 00:15:31,809
and clashing with the brass
is career suicide.
470
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,577
Not for me.
471
00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:35,713
By my very nature, I was constantly
472
00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:37,615
in conflict with my superiors.
473
00:15:37,616 --> 00:15:39,753
Listen, you're black and gay,
474
00:15:39,754 --> 00:15:42,453
so I think you should just take
all the black, gay cases.
475
00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:44,337
You know, the weird stuff.
476
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:47,302
I strongly disagree.
477
00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:52,530
But I still managed
to rise through the ranks.
478
00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:55,466
Run for union rep, Amy.
479
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:59,337
Okay. I'll do it.
480
00:15:59,338 --> 00:16:03,074
But never tell anyone about this...
481
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:03,943
Pow-wow.
482
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:05,743
You called it a pow-wow!
483
00:16:05,744 --> 00:16:08,012
So, Detective Peralta,
484
00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:10,659
you found some "new"
evidence last night.
485
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,908
Correction: I found some damning
new evidence last night.
486
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:16,721
It was hidden in an old dumbwaiter
in the defendant's house.
487
00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:19,209
All his burglary tools,
including a glass cutter
488
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,891
he used to break into the store.
489
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,227
(Sophia) Yes, but isn't it possible
my client could've used
490
00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:26,330
the glass cutter for something
other than a robbery?
491
00:16:26,331 --> 00:16:30,267
I mean, after all,
stuff can do two things, right?
492
00:16:30,268 --> 00:16:31,636
Hey! I say that!
493
00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:32,637
That's my saying!
494
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:34,005
Your honor, she stole my saying.
495
00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:35,506
People don't own sayings.
496
00:16:35,507 --> 00:16:37,541
Please answer the question, Detective.
497
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,977
Fine. In the same bag
as the burglary tools,
498
00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:41,479
we also found shards of glass.
499
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,014
And you expect us to believe
500
00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:44,649
that you found
this new evidence yesterday
501
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:47,195
just as your case was
collapsing around you?
502
00:16:47,196 --> 00:16:49,614
(Jake) I certainly hope so,
because it's the truth.
503
00:16:49,615 --> 00:16:51,822
In fact, I believe it was
the great John Adams
504
00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:55,860
who once said, "to believe
all men honest is folly.
505
00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:59,130
To believe none...
Is something worse."
506
00:16:59,131 --> 00:17:00,665
Let the record show
Miss Perez looks stunned
507
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,967
and defeated.
No further questions.
508
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:05,202
- You're not allowed to say that.
- Yup.
509
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,629
Hey, Captain, I have a juicy
little Boyle nugget
510
00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:08,973
I'd like to drop on you.
511
00:17:08,974 --> 00:17:11,342
Okay, please drop a nugget.
512
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:14,879
I think that the squad could
really increase its efficiency
513
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,616
if Gina spent the night
re-logging all our files
514
00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:19,686
with keywords.
515
00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:22,119
The lady doth have the skills.
516
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,316
Funny, she was just telling me
how you should work all night.
517
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:26,401
Say what?
518
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:27,525
Gina.
519
00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:28,926
Yes?
520
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,361
You've both made compelling points
521
00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:31,762
about the amount of work
that needs to be done
522
00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:34,432
around here, so you'll both
be pulling overnight shifts.
523
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:39,914
Before you complain, I am
once again turning in my chair.
524
00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:44,675
Oh, sweet chair turn.
That's a real power move.
525
00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:45,910
So good.
526
00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:48,246
We, the jury, find the defendant...
527
00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:51,382
- Not guilty.
- Oh, come on!
528
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:52,510
Ow!
529
00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,552
Oh, I'm in too much pain
to care how cool and strong
530
00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:55,620
that made me look.
531
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:56,854
It was already splintering.
532
00:17:56,855 --> 00:17:58,422
Don't take this away from me.
533
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:04,795
Wow, well done.
Another criminal walks free.
534
00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:06,230
I hope you're proud of yourself.
535
00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:07,798
Maybe stop calling
my client a criminal,
536
00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:09,734
since he was found not guilty.
537
00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:13,671
Well, I find myself not guilty
of never seeing you again.
538
00:18:13,672 --> 00:18:15,456
So you will see me again?
539
00:18:15,974 --> 00:18:17,375
No!
540
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:18,376
Why, what did I say?
You know what?
541
00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:21,178
You're the worst!
542
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:22,613
(Terry) Jake, what are you doing, man?
543
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,048
Walking angrily away towards a door
544
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:26,183
that I now see says
"emergency exit only" on it,
545
00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,386
so I'm turning around,
but I'm still ticked!
546
00:18:28,387 --> 00:18:30,344
Look, man.
Don't screw this up.
547
00:18:30,345 --> 00:18:33,658
I hate defense attorneys
as much as any rational adult,
548
00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,993
but you obviously have
feelings for Sophia.
549
00:18:35,994 --> 00:18:37,261
Yeah, anger.
550
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:38,696
I don't know.
551
00:18:38,697 --> 00:18:40,598
It just seems to me
like you met your match.
552
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:43,000
You said yourself how boring
your dates have been.
553
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:45,703
But you have to admit,
Sophia wouldn't be boring.
554
00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,240
I will admit she's not boring.
555
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:48,741
And we do have fun together.
556
00:18:48,742 --> 00:18:52,510
I guess you could say
she's passably attractive.
557
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,145
All right, fine.
She's super hot.
558
00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:56,981
God, I can't believe I'm about
to ask out a defense attorney.
559
00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:59,283
And we all know that Amy Santiago
560
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:00,885
wants to be captain one day,
561
00:19:00,886 --> 00:19:03,521
which means she will never
stand up to management.
562
00:19:03,522 --> 00:19:06,490
I don't want to be captain.
I just want my sub.
563
00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:09,961
Please just give me back my sub.
564
00:19:09,962 --> 00:19:11,347
Vote Scully.
565
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:12,513
[Applause]
566
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:15,800
(Amy) I'm gonna make this quick.
567
00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:18,603
Scully said that I want
to be captain, and I do.
568
00:19:18,604 --> 00:19:20,905
But that won't stop me
from standing up for you.
569
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:24,942
He also said if you voted for
him, you'd get a golden boat.
570
00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,344
That's not real.
571
00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:28,072
If I get elected, I'll go to all
572
00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:30,014
the union meetings,
actually pay attention,
573
00:19:30,015 --> 00:19:34,829
and most importantly, I'll bring
back party sub leftovers.
574
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,754
Thank you, Scully.
575
00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,022
"Pick Amy, dummies."
576
00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:39,916
[Applause]
577
00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,593
Hello.
578
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:46,530
Hey.
How'd you find me?
579
00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,009
I'm a Detective, remember?
580
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,735
I also went into a bunch
of wrong offices first.
581
00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:52,370
Stole hella peppermints.
582
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,938
So what's up?
You here to yell at me again
583
00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:54,939
for doing my job?
584
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,707
No, I'm here to ask you out.
585
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,042
- Oh.
- Yeah.
586
00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,043
There's a bar in the west village
587
00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:00,211
that has a bunch
of ping-pong tables,
588
00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:01,646
so I thought we could head over there
589
00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:04,484
and have a drink, talk,
and then, with any luck,
590
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,584
things will get uncomfortably
competitive.
591
00:20:06,585 --> 00:20:07,618
That sounds fun.
592
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:08,753
Look, if we're going to do this,
593
00:20:08,754 --> 00:20:10,588
we're gonna have
to have a couple of rules.
594
00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:12,390
Rule number one, starting right now:
595
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:13,691
No work talk.
596
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:15,593
Perfect, we can just skip
straight to making out
597
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:19,540
on your desk.
598
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:23,200
Yeah, that's not my desk.
This is.
599
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:24,468
Copy that.
600
00:20:24,469 --> 00:20:26,304
Blame it on the janitor
and make a break for it?
601
00:20:26,305 --> 00:20:28,881
- Absolutely.
- After you.
602
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:33,971
Charles, I'm sorry that neither
of us have the room.
603
00:20:33,972 --> 00:20:38,015
Yes. I, too, am disappointed
by this unfortunate stalemate.
604
00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:40,284
Why are you talking all victorian?
605
00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:42,253
You're lying about something.
That's what that means.
606
00:20:42,254 --> 00:20:44,312
Nonsense, m'lady.
607
00:20:44,313 --> 00:20:47,859
Okay, fine... I might not be
in that hotel room right now,
608
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,612
but my gene pool is.
609
00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:50,461
Ew.
610
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:51,864
What'd you do in there?
611
00:20:51,865 --> 00:20:53,533
I gave the hotel room to my father
612
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:55,992
and told him to check in under my name.
613
00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:59,537
What? No!
I gave my key to my mom!
614
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:01,906
Hey.
615
00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:03,841
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong room.
616
00:21:03,842 --> 00:21:05,243
That's okay.
617
00:21:05,244 --> 00:21:07,678
Hey, wait a second,
do we know each other?
618
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:09,046
Is your daughter Gina?
619
00:21:09,047 --> 00:21:12,683
Yes! And you're that
little man's father, Boyle.
620
00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:13,684
Yeah.
621
00:21:13,685 --> 00:21:15,386
We met at the family food drive.
622
00:21:15,387 --> 00:21:16,787
I'm Darlene Linetti.
623
00:21:16,788 --> 00:21:20,725
Lynn Boyle,
pleased to re-meet you.
624
00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:22,426
So what do you think's going on here?
625
00:21:22,427 --> 00:21:23,494
Mix up or something?
626
00:21:23,495 --> 00:21:25,062
I don't know.
627
00:21:25,063 --> 00:21:26,264
Regina's been encouraging me
628
00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:30,768
to have some...
Romantic adventures.
629
00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:31,903
Holy cow.
630
00:21:31,904 --> 00:21:35,907
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