﻿1
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Whoo!

2
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Extreme!
[Chuckles]

3
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Oh, you guys are probably
curious about this.

4
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It's no biggie.

5
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My car's in the shop, so I
rode in on Rosa's motorcycle.

6
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I guess you could say
I'm a gear head now.

7
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He held on to me so tight,
it was like a two-mile Heimlich.

8
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Those things have no walls on them.

9
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Captain,
why are you sitting at my desk?

10
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Lieutenant Miller from
Internal Affairs is here.

11
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<i>He's taken over my office.</i>

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Apparently, someone has been
leaking classified information

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to a criminal syndicate.

14
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The entire squad is
under investigation.

15
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That's crazy.

16
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No one here's a mole.
How can you be so sure?

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Because I know these guys.

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I know everything about them.

19
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Well, you're a poor police officer

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if you don't think people
can surprise you.

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Not these people.
Here, watch this.

22
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I know what everyone's
gonna do tonight.

23
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It's Thursday,
so Gina's gonna leave early

24
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to rehearse with her new
dance group, Dancy Reagan.

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There the first ladies of movement.

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Amy's gonna be
going over her weekly budget.

27
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And Charles will be attending
a "pizza for one" cooking class.

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Tonight's menu:
Pepper-alone-I.

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And if I run and leap at Terry,

30
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he will most certainly
catch me in his arms.

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- Coming in!
- No! I'm holding coffee!

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Sync & corrections by <font color="#00ff00">Rafael UPD</font>
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♪ ♪

34
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Hey, I'm about to sit down
with internal affairs.

35
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I figure that I will charm them

36
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with a couple of quips
about my own "Internal Affairs."

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Talking about my tum-tum.

38
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Please don't joke around in there.

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I know you're used to riffing with me,

40
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but Internal Affairs detectives
rarely have my sense of humor.

41
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Wow, you are really worried
about this investigation.

42
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<i>Okay, fine.</i>

43
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I promise I will be stone-cold
serious in my interview.

44
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I'll even use my serious face.

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If you're wondering
how I'm pulling this off,

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I'm thinking about the time
when I was eight

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and Don Mattingly
called me a little turd.

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- Was he right?
- Yes.

49
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(Jake) Hey there.

50
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Jake Peralta.

51
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I'm sorry, handshakes
are the greatest avenues

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of germ transmission.

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I generally prefer simple nods.

54
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Okay.

55
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Would you, uh, pass me
that hand sanitizer, please?

56
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Yeah.

57
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No, no, no!

58
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Use your elbows.

59
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<i>And keep your nostrils closed.</i>

60
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<i>Don't breathe on it.</i>

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Ah!

62
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Forget it, I'll just use a wipe.

63
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Smart.

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Get off, damn germs.

65
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So what information
has been leaked and by who?

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You don't need to know that.

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All you need to know is that
a felony has been committed

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by someone on your squad, and
I'm gonna find out who did it.

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Now... have you ever
taken confidential information

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about an ongoing investigation
out of this precinct?

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No.

72
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I would never do something that stupid.

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I did something really stupid.
I need your help.

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You know how I'm kind of a sexy bad boy

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who rides motorcycles into work

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and is always breaking the
rules in the name of justice?

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I don't like where this is going.

78
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Well, I also maybe sometimes
bring home case files

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to work on them after hours,

80
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and I might not be that great
about returning them.

81
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Oh, God.

82
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Are you aroused because
of what a bad boy I am?

83
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- No!
- No!

84
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You could be suspended for that.

85
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He could think you're the mole!

86
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Not so loud.

87
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Yes, Amy, I do drink from the<i> bowl</i>

88
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definitely pulled that off.

89
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Look, I need to get those files.

90
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Can you please give me a ride?

91
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Fine.
I'll get my stuff,

92
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but this better not bite me in the ass.

93
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<i>Better not bite me in the ass</i>
is the name of your sex tape.

94
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But seriously, thank you
so much for your help.

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Peralta.

96
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How'd it go with Miller?

97
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Fantastic, he loved me.

98
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I would give you more details,
but someone just came in

99
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to try and find her dalmatian coat.

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(Wuntch) Hello, Raymond.

101
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Madeline.

102
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I wondered why all the birds
had suddenly stopped singing.

103
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What brings you here?

104
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I heard you were under
investigation by Internal Affairs.

105
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Didn't wanna miss that.

106
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So much time with your ear
to the pavement.

107
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It's a pity a truck
hasn't run over your head.

108
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Very visual.

109
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When, oh when,
will you quit police work

110
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and pursue your dream of poetry?

111
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I'm looking for detective Scully.

112
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You must be from I.A.B.

113
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I'm deputy chief Wuntch.
Nice to meet you.

114
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If you have a minute,
I'd love a detailed report

115
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of this investigation.

116
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I.A.B. exists outside
of department hierarchy.

117
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I don't answer to you.

118
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Detective Scully, you're up.

119
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Oh, uh, okay...

120
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Um...

121
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No. You know what?

122
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We'll do this over the phone.

123
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<i>(Wuntch) Oh, Raymond.</i>

124
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An Internal Affairs investigation?

125
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A drug task force
that hasn't found any drugs?

126
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This precinct's a disaster.

127
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Maybe that's why
the birds stopped singing.

128
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Out of respect
for the death of your career.

129
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Good-bye, Raymond.

130
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Detective Diaz.

131
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Can you give me even
a shred of good news

132
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about your drug task force?

133
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The good news is
I can be brief about it.

134
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We have nothing.

135
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Sorry. I had to talk my twins
into getting their hair done.

136
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There are some promises
involving lollipops

137
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I do not intend to keep.

138
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The task force has made some busts.

139
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But we still haven't found
any high-level dealers

140
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or major drug stashes.

141
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But we will soon.

142
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Is that a promise?

143
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Or just another lollipop
that no one's ever gonna lick?

144
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Wuntch is waiting
for this task force to fail.

145
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I need tangible results.

146
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Sarge and I are going
undercover at electric library.

147
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It's a silent disco.
Everyone wear headphones.

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It's actually very respectful
to the neighbors

149
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except for the lewd acts and vomiting.

150
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There's usually some ecstasy
at these things.

151
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So hopefully,
we'll find some giggle pig.

152
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Great. I hope there's a lot
of drug activity there.

153
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Of course, ideally,
there will be nobody

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taking drugs there or anywhere
else in the district.

155
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But if drugs must be found,
let it be there.

156
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Please, God, let it be there.

157
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Trunk!

158
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All right, that's it.

159
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One box of files
and one box of powdered donuts

160
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from under my bed.

161
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Oh, cool.
Can I see those?

162
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Yeah, sure.

163
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Thanks.

164
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<i>Oh, no, no, no!</i>

165
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This is a new car.

166
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- I won't have you Jake it up with donut powder.
- Ah...

167
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I hate to say it, but we still
need to make one more stop.

168
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There's still some files
at my old place.

169
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A.K.A. Gina's apartment.

170
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Ugh, fine.
I'll call her.

171
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[Grunts]

172
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Wow, there's so many fancy
buttons on your steering wheel.

173
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It's like a spy car, that's cool.

174
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Here, let me call her.
Yeah.

175
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[Hoarsely] Car, call Gina Linetti.

176
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What is that voice?

177
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It's my spy voice.

178
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[Hoarsely] Car, initiate ghost mode.

179
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That's a seat warmer.

180
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Oh, that's even better than rockets.

181
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My butt gets very cold.

182
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It's Gina's phone.

183
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Leave me a voice-mail.

184
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I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.

185
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We should go there anyways.

186
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Her phone's probably off
'cause of dance rehearsal.

187
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God, this I.A.B. guy
is ruining my life.

188
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But I do have some good news in three,

189
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two...

190
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Pocket donut!

191
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No!

192
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It's everywhere.

193
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Backup.

194
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Gina, open up.

195
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[Muffled pop music playing]

196
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Well, luckily, I still have a
key from when I lived here.

197
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- Mm.
- Ah!

198
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Here we go.

199
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[Both gasping]

200
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Both:
Oh, my God!

201
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[All screaming]

202
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Oh, God!

203
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What is going on?

204
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Gina and I are casual lovers.

205
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[Both groan]

206
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Ew.

207
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How long has this been going on?

208
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<i>(Gina) We hooked up once, last summer</i>

209
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and then the nightmare started
again about a month ago.

210
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Ever since then,
it's been orgasm-city.

211
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[Both groan]

212
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Ew!

213
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Yuck, gross.
Right, guys?

214
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Wait a minute.

215
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You lied to me?

216
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There was no "pizza for one"
cooking class tonight.

217
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You've been lying to me for weeks!

218
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Oh, I can't tonight.

219
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I'm teaching inner city kids
to make candles.

220
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Oh, sorry.

221
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I'm going to a prenatal yoga class.

222
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No can do, going
to my adult tumbling class.

223
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Yes, Jake, those were lies.

224
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But the way you looked at me
when you thought I was a gymnast

225
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made me wish it were true.

226
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You came into work
with chalk on your hands, Boyle.

227
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I don't even know you anymore.

228
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I'm leaving.

229
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I just gotta get
some old case files first.

230
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Don't be mad, Jake.
You still know me.

231
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I'm still Charles.

232
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I just have four extra sex moves.

233
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Five... forgot about
"boy on top."

234
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Ugh.

235
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[Disgusted groans]

236
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[Electronic dance music]

237
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♪ ♪

238
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♪ ♪

239
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♪ ♪

240
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(Rosa) Terry!

241
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Terry.

242
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I can't believe they call this
a "silent disco."

243
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This is not a disco.

244
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And I should know.
I was raised on disco.

245
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[Rose Royce's<i> car wash</i> playing]

246
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Little Terry loved<i> the hustle.</i>

247
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Excuse me, can I get a bottle of water?

248
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Good move.

249
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Giggle dehydrates the hell out of you.

250
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Yeah, I don't do that stuff.

251
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I don't even drink.

252
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Hey, your shirt.

253
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My daughters go to the learning grove.

254
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Did you get that from
a vintage store or something?

255
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No, I went there.

256
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I was in the dolphins class.

257
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And you don't do drugs or drink.

258
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Have a water on the house.

259
00:08:48,503 --> 00:08:50,793
- Well, she was useless.
- Not entirely.

260
00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:52,495
I learned that my babies
are on the right track

261
00:08:52,496 --> 00:08:54,631
because their pre-school
turns out nice kids.

262
00:08:54,632 --> 00:08:55,632
Yeah, I can't wait to tell Holt that

263
00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,234
at the task force meeting.

264
00:08:58,235 --> 00:09:00,803
Now let's go look for some bad kids

265
00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:03,439
who went to sub-par
pre-schools.

266
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,308
That was insane.

267
00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:07,310
I mean, who else is hooking
up that we don't know about?

268
00:09:07,311 --> 00:09:08,945
Rosa and Terry?
Holt and Scully?

269
00:09:08,946 --> 00:09:10,713
You and Hitchcock?

270
00:09:10,714 --> 00:09:11,981
You need to forget about Charles, okay?

271
00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:14,384
You need to get inside
and put those files back.

272
00:09:14,385 --> 00:09:17,068
Wait, wait, wait.
Why'd I get Hitchcock?

273
00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:19,153
Because you're the girl version of him.

274
00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:20,590
Thanks again for all your help.

275
00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,025
- Okay, bye.
- Wha...

276
00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:24,694
Hey, captain.

277
00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:26,930
Mind if we sit?

278
00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:29,799
Is everything okay?

279
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,868
Nothing's okay.

280
00:09:31,869 --> 00:09:35,738
Wuntch...
Circling me like a shark

281
00:09:35,739 --> 00:09:38,408
frenzied by chum.
The task force,

282
00:09:38,409 --> 00:09:41,411
turning into
a career-threatening quagmire.

283
00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:42,879
An Internal Affairs investigation

284
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,681
casting doubt upon my integrity.

285
00:09:44,682 --> 00:09:47,181
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"

286
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,286
I am buffeted by the winds
of my foes' enmity

287
00:09:50,287 --> 00:09:55,091
and cast about by the
towering waves of cruel fate.

288
00:09:55,092 --> 00:09:59,485
Yet I, a captain, am no longer
able to command my vessel,

289
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:01,931
my precinct, from my
customary helm, my office.

290
00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:04,323
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"

291
00:10:04,329 --> 00:10:06,436
I've worked the better part
of my years on earth

292
00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:07,904
overcoming every prejudice

293
00:10:07,905 --> 00:10:09,973
and fighting for the position I hold.

294
00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:13,877
And now I feel it being
ripped from my grasp.

295
00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:16,836
And with it...
The very essence

296
00:10:16,842 --> 00:10:21,382
of what defines me as a man.

297
00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:27,346
And you ask,
"is everything okay?"

298
00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:32,351
Yeah, I hear you.

299
00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:34,998
My dog has taken over
my favorite chair.

300
00:10:34,999 --> 00:10:40,470
It's like, how did it all slip away?

301
00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:43,406
Gentlemen.

302
00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:45,675
Damn it, Charles.
This is a crisis.

303
00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,825
Step one: Termination.

304
00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:49,910
You and I will never touch again.

305
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,954
Damn! If I'd known
it was our last time,

306
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,616
<i>I would've moaned more.</i>

307
00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:55,919
Step two: Containment.

308
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,988
We need to make sure
that no one else finds out.

309
00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:01,424
Yeah, Jake won't tell anyone
if I ask him not to.

310
00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:03,257
I'll handle him.
You take care of Amy.

311
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,228
But how to make it look
like an accident?

312
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,296
I'm not saying murder.

313
00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:08,012
Just talk to her like a normal person.

314
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:09,532
Right, even better,

315
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,100
get her to tell me
all her little secrets

316
00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:14,393
then if she tries anything...
Uhh... we can destroy her.

317
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:24,113
Hello, Peralta.

318
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:25,615
Oh, my God! Hi.

319
00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:26,716
What's going on here?

320
00:11:26,717 --> 00:11:29,686
Funny story.
I took these files home

321
00:11:29,687 --> 00:11:31,788
a while ago,
even though I shouldn't have.

322
00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:34,023
And now, I'm bringing them back.

323
00:11:34,024 --> 00:11:35,291
Isn't that funny?

324
00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:37,727
Are you laughing behind the mask?

325
00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,251
No.

326
00:11:44,359 --> 00:11:45,359
Kev!

327
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,426
Jake, it's after midnight.

328
00:11:46,427 --> 00:11:48,028
This had better be about a murder.

329
00:11:48,029 --> 00:11:49,096
No, I wish.

330
00:11:49,097 --> 00:11:51,763
Look, I'm really sorry, but I
have to talk to captain Holt.

331
00:11:51,769 --> 00:11:53,667
Raymond, your work life is here.

332
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,669
Please, come in.
Take off your shoes.

333
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:57,144
Neither of us want that.

334
00:11:59,107 --> 00:12:00,814
What is going on, Peralta?

335
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,576
This has been a long day.

336
00:12:02,577 --> 00:12:05,379
Well, I.A.B. caught me
returning some classified files,

337
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:06,980
and I am now the prime suspect

338
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:09,149
in the mole investigation,
and Miller said I would be

339
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,384
suspended in the morning.

340
00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:13,120
But more importantly,
what does the "J" stand for?

341
00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:14,688
James?
John?

342
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,123
Jo-Jo?

343
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:17,391
My middle name is more important to you

344
00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:18,625
than being suspended?

345
00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:20,208
If it's Jo-Jo? Yes.

346
00:12:20,214 --> 00:12:22,930
Look, I came here because we
have to figure this thing out.

347
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,998
Miller is sure there's a mole
in the precinct,

348
00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:26,600
and the only way to prove it's not me

349
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:27,868
is to figure out who it is.

350
00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:29,236
You said there was no mole.

351
00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:31,138
You said you knew everything
about these people.

352
00:12:31,139 --> 00:12:33,240
Well, it turns out I don't.

353
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:35,442
I've learned some truly
horrible things tonight.

354
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,211
You were right, and I was wrong.

355
00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:38,445
Goodness.

356
00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:39,780
Boyle is sleeping with Gina?

357
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:42,082
What? How could you
possibly know that?

358
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,750
"You were right
and I was wrong."

359
00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:46,320
You must have been shaken to
your core to say that to me.

360
00:12:46,321 --> 00:12:48,789
Boyle is your most trusted friend,
so he has to be involved.

361
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,390
Your use of the word "horrible"

362
00:12:50,391 --> 00:12:52,726
leads me to believe that
the matter was sexual in nature,

363
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,695
given your obvious immaturity.

364
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,096
Pfft. I've had sex.

365
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:57,731
And, of course, you would be most upset

366
00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:59,433
if Boyle were to have
slept with someone

367
00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:00,634
you knew from your childhood.

368
00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:04,338
Thus, the solve:
Gina and Charles.

369
00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:05,796
That was amazing.

370
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:07,307
Come into my study.

371
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,243
Let's figure out who that mole is.

372
00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:11,478
I took all the giggle I had.

373
00:13:11,479 --> 00:13:14,615
There might be some left in my
mouth if you wanna make out.

374
00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:15,983
That sounds amazing.

375
00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:18,252
I'd love to make out
with you once I'm super high.

376
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:19,887
Where can I get some?

377
00:13:19,888 --> 00:13:21,561
That girl over there sold it to me.

378
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,457
(Terry) What happened, Ava?

379
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,659
I thought you said
you didn't drink or do drugs.

380
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,227
I don't.
Do you know how much math

381
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,795
is involved in dealing drugs?

382
00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,130
You gotta keep a clear head.

383
00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:31,832
Look, this doesn't have
to be a big deal.

384
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,634
Just give us the name of your supplier.

385
00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,168
How'd you get involved in
dealing giggle?

386
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,838
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta back this up.

387
00:13:37,839 --> 00:13:39,439
After pre-school,
did you go to private

388
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,041
or public elementary?

389
00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,242
Private.

390
00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:44,444
- When were you potty-trained?
- That's so random.

391
00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:46,128
Sarge, the giggle pig.

392
00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:48,315
All right, let's go
through the squad one by one.

393
00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:49,650
Rosa's very secretive.

394
00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:51,785
I don't know anything
about her personal life.

395
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,927
Charles has expensive tastes.

396
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,423
Gina has said many times
that she would sell us all out

397
00:13:56,424 --> 00:13:58,091
for five minutes with Blake Griffin.

398
00:13:58,092 --> 00:14:00,727
Let's see, Terry wants to send
his twins to private school.

399
00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:02,696
But on his salary, that's difficult.

400
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,231
- Mm...
- Plus with twins,

401
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:07,467
one of them's always evil, so...

402
00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:08,567
It's Cagney.

403
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:12,039
Gina, is everything okay?

404
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,273
You never text me.

405
00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:16,109
Look, the last message I got
from you was august 3rd, 2009.

406
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,178
You wrote, "sup, Rosa?"

407
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:19,828
Followed by, "never mind."

408
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,715
It's over between me and Charles.

409
00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:23,039
I'm so upset.

410
00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:26,620
Amy, when will I ever find
a relationship as perfect

411
00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:28,422
as the one you have with Freddy?

412
00:14:28,423 --> 00:14:30,524
It's Teddy, and it's not perfect.

413
00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:31,992
Believe me.

414
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,293
All his underwear are lined with mesh

415
00:14:33,294 --> 00:14:35,028
like a bathing suit.
Is it medical?

416
00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:36,761
How do you even ask that?

417
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,889
I don't know, but keep talking.

418
00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:41,600
(Jake) What else, what else, what else?

419
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,737
[Snaps]
Wait a minute.

420
00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:46,062
One time, I saw Rosa eating watermelon.

421
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,941
But then, when I asked her about it,

422
00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:51,411
she said she'd never eaten
that or any other kind of melon.

423
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,447
Now that I say it out loud,
it doesn't seem like much.

424
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:54,848
No.
Put it on the board!

425
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:56,183
Oh!

426
00:14:56,184 --> 00:14:58,452
<i>Hey, check it out.</i>

427
00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:01,121
- Dog bra.
- [Dog growling]

428
00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,624
Dog bra.

429
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,527
Oh, I'm so tired.
I can't keep my eyes open.

430
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,795
Here...
I need you to slap me.

431
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:10,631
I'm not gonna do that, Peralta.

432
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:14,168
- Oh!
- I thought perhaps

433
00:15:14,169 --> 00:15:15,969
the element of surprise would help.

434
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:17,437
It did!

435
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,374
I can't believe we can't
figure out who the mole is.

436
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,410
Well, there is someone
we haven't talked about yet.

437
00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:24,978
Detective Jake Peralta.

438
00:15:24,979 --> 00:15:26,647
What?

439
00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:29,216
Someone's got a case
of the sleepover jokies.

440
00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:30,484
Why would I be the mole?

441
00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:32,953
You were just caught
sneaking classified material

442
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:33,921
into the precinct.

443
00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:36,821
You spent six months
undercover in the mafia

444
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,859
and have many criminal contacts.

445
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,394
You've been known
to flaunt departmental rules

446
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:43,537
and regulations,
and you are deeply in debt.

447
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,968
Well, if you hadn't tricked me
into getting car insurance,

448
00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:49,503
I wouldn't be in debt.

449
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:52,239
You wanna do me?
I'll do you right back.

450
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,640
Tit for toot.

451
00:15:53,641 --> 00:15:55,209
I've been on the force for 30 years,

452
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,944
and I've never been accused
of impropriety.

453
00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,378
Oh, is that a fact?

454
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,147
Because I heard you call
deputy chief Wuntch

455
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,982
by her first name and after that,

456
00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:03,884
you told her you hoped
she got carried off by crows.

457
00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,385
That is gross insubordination.

458
00:16:05,386 --> 00:16:07,354
Madeline is irrelevant.

459
00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:11,058
Our battles extend beyond
the confines of NYPD rules.

460
00:16:11,059 --> 00:16:12,226
You're being ridiculous.

461
00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:13,794
Am I? If you're
such a great cop,

462
00:16:13,795 --> 00:16:16,296
how come you didn't know there
was a mole in your precinct?

463
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:17,564
That's right...
Because you did.

464
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:18,999
Because you are the mole, you mole!

465
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,300
I've heard enough!

466
00:16:20,301 --> 00:16:22,436
Please return your guest pajamas,

467
00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:26,173
guest toothbrush, and guest
slippers, and get out of here.

468
00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,582
It's time for you to be suspended.

469
00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:34,332
Peralta, shouldn't you be
suspended by now?

470
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:36,734
Yes, and I know that you're mad
that I'm here,

471
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:38,302
but you're about to get over it,

472
00:16:38,303 --> 00:16:40,037
because I know who the mole is.

473
00:16:40,038 --> 00:16:41,472
Lieutenant Miller.

474
00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:43,574
I don't think
he's with I.A.B. at all.

475
00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:45,276
I think he's spying for Wuntch.

476
00:16:45,277 --> 00:16:47,077
- Wuntch?
- You said it yourself.

477
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:50,080
Your battles extend beyond
the confines of NYPD rules.

478
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,649
She wants information
about your task force,

479
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:55,019
but she can't get access,
so she sent in a spy.

480
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,554
That's why Miller was skulking around

481
00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:59,223
the file room when I was
supposed to be the only skulker.

482
00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:01,225
That's interesting.
I did notice something odd

483
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:03,394
when he and Wuntch first met.
She just nodded at him.

484
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:05,460
She didn't even try to shake his hand.

485
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,569
She already knew he was a germaphobe

486
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:12,836
because they'd met before.

487
00:17:12,837 --> 00:17:14,071
Yes.

488
00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:16,073
Unfortunately,
we don't have any hard proof

489
00:17:16,074 --> 00:17:17,441
that they're working together.

490
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:22,479
Well, lucky for you,
proof is my middle name.

491
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,815
And yours is Jared.

492
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:25,816
Juice box.

493
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:26,850
Jellyfish.

494
00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:28,816
[Gasps]
Jamiroquai!

495
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,756
Lieutenant Miller.

496
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,991
What do you want, Peralta?

497
00:17:33,992 --> 00:17:35,281
I wanna play ball.

498
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,294
Clear my name,
and I'll give you information

499
00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:38,562
about captain Holt.

500
00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,995
Well, I'm interested.
What kind of information?

501
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:43,534
It's all on this.

502
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:44,868
Pretty dope drive, right?

503
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:46,837
It's a USB shaped like a gun.

504
00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:48,138
Boink!

505
00:17:50,342 --> 00:17:51,876
All right, I'll give it to my superiors

506
00:17:51,877 --> 00:17:53,377
and I'll be in contact.

507
00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:55,843
Hey, I know you only wanted
to hang out last night

508
00:17:56,348 --> 00:17:57,648
so you could find out dirt on me.

509
00:17:57,649 --> 00:17:59,555
What?
Uh-uh.

510
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:03,142
Look, you don't have to be worried.

511
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,023
I'll never tell anyone
about you and Charles.

512
00:18:06,024 --> 00:18:08,692
But honestly, it's not
as embarrassing as you think.

513
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:13,597
It was shocking, but then I got
over it, and it seemed normal.

514
00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:16,767
Except for seeing how hairless
Charles' legs are.

515
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,369
I mean, does he shave them?

516
00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:20,070
No, he wears really cheap pants

517
00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:23,173
and as far as I can tell,
he's been chafed smooth.

518
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:24,174
Yikes.

519
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,476
Imagine that wrapped around you.

520
00:18:25,477 --> 00:18:26,477
Okay.

521
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:30,314
Okay. I could get in a lot
of trouble for this.

522
00:18:30,315 --> 00:18:33,918
But the big secret
about captain Holt is...

523
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:37,254
That I have a flair for the dramatic.

524
00:18:37,255 --> 00:18:38,845
Look behind you, Madeline.

525
00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:43,661
<i>[Holt clearing throat]
(Jake) We're actually in front of you.</i>

526
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:45,930
That's my fault... I thought the
layout was gonna be different.

527
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:46,931
I didn't know how you guys
were gonna be sitting.

528
00:18:46,932 --> 00:18:47,965
I took a chance.

529
00:18:47,966 --> 00:18:49,400
Miller may be in Internal Affairs,

530
00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:51,268
but he wasn't here
on official business.

531
00:18:51,269 --> 00:18:53,037
You sent him to spy on us.

532
00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:55,606
That's a flagrant
ethics violation, Madeline.

533
00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:57,107
And it could sink you.

534
00:18:57,108 --> 00:18:59,490
Fine, you're right.
But you can't prove that.

535
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,512
It's just your word against mine.

536
00:19:01,513 --> 00:19:05,349
Ooh, actually,
it's your word against you.

537
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,584
Pardon me.

538
00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:09,086
I put a recording device
in this dope drive,

539
00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:11,121
so I got your whole conversation.

540
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:12,289
(Holt) You're going to leave

541
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,857
my precinct and my task force alone.

542
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,225
Or else...

543
00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:16,961
You're...

544
00:19:16,962 --> 00:19:19,296
Wuntch meat.

545
00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,831
You sure you wanna go with that one?

546
00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:21,899
Absolutely.
It's hilarious.

547
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,133
All right.

548
00:19:23,134 --> 00:19:24,168
Hey.

549
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:25,869
I'm sorry about last night.

550
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,905
I let my personal stuff affect the job.

551
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:28,906
It's okay.

552
00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:29,974
No, it's not.

553
00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:32,176
This morning,
I did some real police work.

554
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,777
I called the learning grove.

555
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,512
They never had an "Ava Watson,"

556
00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:37,014
so I faxed them a picture.

557
00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:39,617
They identified her as Rebecca Lubbock.

558
00:19:39,618 --> 00:19:42,286
I pulled her phone records and...

559
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:44,822
I think we have some good leads
on a possible supplier.

560
00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:46,412
Wow, nice work.

561
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:49,293
And hey, you should never
worry about your kids.

562
00:19:49,294 --> 00:19:51,128
You're the best dad I know.

563
00:19:51,129 --> 00:19:52,696
Cagney and Lacey
are gonna grow up great.

564
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,431
- You think so?
- 100%.

565
00:19:54,432 --> 00:19:55,799
You're right.

566
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,635
They're gonna be twin presidents.

567
00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:58,936
They'll either run as one person

568
00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:00,927
and trick everyone, or they'll as two

569
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,907
and serve for 16 consecutive years.

570
00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:06,349
It's a damned Dynasty.

571
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,145
Excuse me,
I have an announcement to make.

572
00:20:08,146 --> 00:20:10,848
Can I have everyone's attention,
please.

573
00:20:10,849 --> 00:20:12,855
Charles Boyle and I had sex.

574
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:14,218
What the hell?

575
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:15,942
Gina, what are you doing?

576
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,021
Amy was right.

577
00:20:17,022 --> 00:20:18,122
People will be shocked,
and then they'll get over it

578
00:20:18,123 --> 00:20:19,654
and we can move on.

579
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,293
At least this way, I get
to control how it gets out.

580
00:20:22,294 --> 00:20:24,428
I'm about to Olivia pope this sitch.

581
00:20:24,429 --> 00:20:25,996
First off, I would like
to remind you all

582
00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:28,832
about several notable men from my past.

583
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,802
The rock-climbing backpacker,
<i>the underwear model,</i>

584
00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:33,737
the guy who looked like
Tywin Lannister.

585
00:20:33,738 --> 00:20:34,805
<i>I bring these men to mind</i>

586
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:36,607
so you can appreciate this dalliance

587
00:20:36,608 --> 00:20:38,976
for what it was...
An outlier.

588
00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:40,477
I will now take questions.

589
00:20:40,478 --> 00:20:41,679
How was the sex?

590
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,746
Gross.

591
00:20:42,747 --> 00:20:44,214
The sex was gross, or I'm gross?

592
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:46,216
You're gross.
The sex was adequate.

593
00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,618
How many times did you do it?

594
00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:48,752
16 and 1/3.

595
00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:50,387
Don't ask, can't explain.

596
00:20:50,388 --> 00:20:52,222
I have a question.

597
00:20:52,223 --> 00:20:54,458
Do you have any regrets?

598
00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:56,899
No.
It was pretty fun.

599
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:00,197
[Mouths word]

600
00:21:00,198 --> 00:21:02,155
Thank you so much for coming out today.

601
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,501
Hey, I should've said this last night,

602
00:21:04,502 --> 00:21:07,471
but your first casual
relationship... nice work!

603
00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:08,706
I know!

604
00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:10,441
I didn't even propose to her once.

605
00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:12,543
Jake, I'm so sorry I lied to you.

606
00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:13,811
I mean, I wanted to tell you so badly.

607
00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:15,746
But I promised Gina
I wouldn't tell anyone.

608
00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:17,281
You kept a promise to a friend.

609
00:21:17,282 --> 00:21:19,183
That sounds like the Charles I know.

610
00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:21,852
Just like I know everyone here.

611
00:21:21,853 --> 00:21:24,221
Yes, you do.
Although, there is something

612
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:26,623
you didn't know about me.

613
00:21:26,624 --> 00:21:28,692
My middle name...

614
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:30,861
Is Jacob.

615
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,730
What?

616
00:21:32,731 --> 00:21:36,735
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