1 00:00:01,529 --> 00:00:02,696 Attention, boys and ghouls. 2 00:00:03,331 --> 00:00:04,331 Nope. 3 00:00:04,366 --> 00:00:06,326 Every Halloween, I dress up in an amazing costume, 4 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:08,402 - and you never get what I am. - No, we get what you are... 5 00:00:09,236 --> 00:00:10,837 An adult man who enjoys dress-up. 6 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:12,139 Very funny, Rosa. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,974 This year, that won't be a problem 8 00:00:14,975 --> 00:00:17,377 because you're gonna pick my costume. 9 00:00:17,411 --> 00:00:20,914 [All grumble] 10 00:00:20,948 --> 00:00:22,382 Uh, Ms. Pac-man's nipple. 11 00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:24,017 No, that's brown. 12 00:00:24,051 --> 00:00:25,084 Why would you know that? 13 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:28,221 - To be or not to be! - Not to be. 14 00:00:28,222 --> 00:00:29,556 Thank you. 15 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:31,196 [Yells] 16 00:00:31,225 --> 00:00:32,859 Joan of Arc. Rod Stewart. 17 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:33,860 Martha Stewart. 18 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:36,195 [Sighs] He-man! Master of the universe. 19 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,197 I got it. Gay Robin Hood. 20 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:39,365 (All) Yes! 21 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,633 (Terry) That's it, that's it. 22 00:00:40,634 --> 00:00:42,902 (Gina) That's what it is. 23 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:46,602 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ web dl sync snarry 24 00:00:46,603 --> 00:00:52,602 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:10,063 Oh, hey there, Captain. 26 00:01:10,064 --> 00:01:12,565 Just curious, do you happen to know what today is? 27 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:15,101 Well, based on the fact that yesterday was the birthday 28 00:01:15,102 --> 00:01:17,403 of legendary Dutch flautist Frans Bruggen, 29 00:01:17,438 --> 00:01:20,006 and a week ago it was october 24th, it's say today is... 30 00:01:20,007 --> 00:01:21,241 It's Halloween. Just say it's Halloween. 31 00:01:21,242 --> 00:01:22,408 It's Halloween. 32 00:01:22,409 --> 00:01:24,577 All right, and what happened last Halloween? 33 00:01:24,578 --> 00:01:25,945 Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before, 34 00:01:25,946 --> 00:01:27,380 the Frans Bruggen birthday concert. 35 00:01:27,414 --> 00:01:29,115 Please stop saying Bruggen. 36 00:01:29,116 --> 00:01:31,518 Last year, you bet me that you could steal my medal of valor. 37 00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,219 And you did. 38 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,789 Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week 39 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:38,992 and to say words I thought I'd never have to say. 40 00:01:39,026 --> 00:01:43,335 Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius. 41 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,632 But now it's time for round two of our Halloween bet. 42 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:47,267 This year, I believe I'll make things 43 00:01:47,268 --> 00:01:48,868 more difficult for myself. 44 00:01:48,869 --> 00:01:53,039 Let's say, what, I'll steal the watch right off your wrist. 45 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,607 Or we could just not do it at all this year. 46 00:01:54,642 --> 00:01:56,376 What? 47 00:01:56,377 --> 00:02:00,647 Sir, with all due respect, come on, homey! No? 48 00:02:00,648 --> 00:02:02,048 It's not worth all the trouble, 49 00:02:02,049 --> 00:02:04,384 just so you might call me an amazing captain/genius 50 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,719 and give me one week of overtime for free. 51 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,488 All right, fine, I'll double the overtime. 52 00:02:08,489 --> 00:02:09,556 I'll triple it! 53 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:10,890 I'll quadruple it! 54 00:02:10,925 --> 00:02:11,925 I will five-druple it. 55 00:02:11,926 --> 00:02:14,575 I'll five-druple the overtime. 56 00:02:14,595 --> 00:02:15,595 Got his attention. 57 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:17,764 He's coming back to me. 58 00:02:17,765 --> 00:02:18,898 Just to clarify. 59 00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:20,867 If you steal my watch by midnight, 60 00:02:20,868 --> 00:02:22,202 I will do your paperwork for a week, 61 00:02:22,236 --> 00:02:24,104 but if you fail, you will give me 62 00:02:24,105 --> 00:02:27,707 five weeks of overtime for free. 63 00:02:27,741 --> 00:02:29,509 Correct. 64 00:02:29,543 --> 00:02:31,711 I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head. 65 00:02:31,745 --> 00:02:33,847 The benefits outweigh the costs. 66 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:35,482 We have reached an accord. 67 00:02:35,516 --> 00:02:36,850 Accords! 68 00:02:36,884 --> 00:02:39,419 Handing out these safety pumpkins to neighborhood kids 69 00:02:39,453 --> 00:02:41,654 is a cornerstone in community relations. 70 00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:42,889 And putting them together 71 00:02:42,923 --> 00:02:45,291 is a boring-stone in testing my patience. 72 00:02:45,326 --> 00:02:47,961 We can use an assembly line so it'll go quicker. 73 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:49,329 Ooh, that's a great idea, Terrence. 74 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:51,898 However, is there any way I can skip doing that 75 00:02:51,899 --> 00:02:53,666 and instead, not do that? 76 00:02:53,701 --> 00:02:56,136 I have an urgent matter to attend to. 77 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,837 Okay, no problem. 78 00:02:57,872 --> 00:02:59,272 Just come back and help us when you're done. 79 00:02:59,273 --> 00:03:00,340 Thank you. 80 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:02,142 I'll leave you guys with this. 81 00:03:02,176 --> 00:03:06,646 One-duhl plus one-duhl equals... Tootles. 82 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,014 [Chuckles] 83 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:11,217 Seriously, sarge? You're just gonna let her go? 84 00:03:11,252 --> 00:03:14,020 Look, a year ago, I would've been thinking the same thing, 85 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,756 but I've learned to give her the benefit of the doubt. 86 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:17,991 What kind of urgent matter 87 00:03:17,992 --> 00:03:19,626 could Gina possibly have to attend to? 88 00:03:19,627 --> 00:03:20,994 She's already checked herself out 89 00:03:20,995 --> 00:03:23,129 in every reflective surface around the precinct. 90 00:03:23,164 --> 00:03:24,931 (Amy) Including my lip gloss. 91 00:03:24,932 --> 00:03:27,267 She said she looked better when I frowned. 92 00:03:31,939 --> 00:03:33,973 I was behind the door! 93 00:03:33,974 --> 00:03:36,609 Greetings, comrades, and welcome 94 00:03:36,644 --> 00:03:39,012 to the most important briefing of your lives. 95 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:40,413 As you all know, 96 00:03:40,414 --> 00:03:42,382 the Holt-Peralta Halloween bet has been made, 97 00:03:42,383 --> 00:03:44,884 and the clock doth tick. 98 00:03:44,919 --> 00:03:46,219 What's with the tux? 99 00:03:46,253 --> 00:03:47,821 I decided to class up this year's event. 100 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:49,222 I bought it off a disgraced magician, 101 00:03:49,223 --> 00:03:51,758 and it is chock-full of scarves. 102 00:03:53,661 --> 00:03:54,761 What? How? 103 00:03:54,795 --> 00:03:56,429 A real magician never tells, young man. 104 00:03:56,464 --> 00:03:57,797 Now, let's get started. 105 00:03:57,798 --> 00:03:59,699 I've been planning this for three months. 106 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:02,068 You've all been given a specific role and a code name. 107 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:03,336 Rosa, you're the dagger. 108 00:04:03,337 --> 00:04:05,071 Sarge, the hammer. 109 00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:06,740 Amy, the hall monitor. 110 00:04:06,741 --> 00:04:08,441 Yeah, suck it! 111 00:04:08,442 --> 00:04:10,110 Scully and Hitchcock, I'm just gonna call you 112 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,411 your real names so you don't get confused. 113 00:04:11,445 --> 00:04:13,246 - Smart. - What? 114 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,215 And, Boyle, as requested, you will be the deuce. 115 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:17,350 Although I still think you should reconsider that code name. 116 00:04:17,385 --> 00:04:18,818 Nope, deuce. 117 00:04:18,819 --> 00:04:20,687 It's like ace, but twice as cool. 118 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,122 It is not. It's a turd. 119 00:04:22,156 --> 00:04:23,723 Now, because of last year, 120 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:25,258 the captain will suspect that you are all helping me, 121 00:04:25,259 --> 00:04:26,926 so we will never get anywhere near his watch, 122 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:30,130 but the actual theft will be pulled off 123 00:04:30,131 --> 00:04:34,601 by Dan McCreary, aka "fingers." 124 00:04:34,602 --> 00:04:36,770 How you doing? 125 00:04:36,804 --> 00:04:38,338 Call me "fingers." 126 00:04:38,339 --> 00:04:40,206 Hey, I remember this guy. 127 00:04:40,207 --> 00:04:41,641 That's probably because 128 00:04:41,642 --> 00:04:42,976 you've arrested him twice for pickpocketing. 129 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,544 You have a criminal helping you? 130 00:04:44,578 --> 00:04:46,179 That's crazy! 131 00:04:46,213 --> 00:04:47,347 Grow up, Amy. 132 00:04:47,348 --> 00:04:49,015 Now, we will all work together as a team 133 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,350 to move the captain into position. 134 00:04:50,351 --> 00:04:52,452 Once there, fingers... Loving that code name... 135 00:04:52,486 --> 00:04:54,220 Will remove the captain's watch 136 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:56,890 and replace it with this replica watch. 137 00:04:56,891 --> 00:04:59,492 Oh, that is a very dead dove. 138 00:04:59,493 --> 00:05:00,493 Ooh! 139 00:05:00,494 --> 00:05:02,028 All right... 140 00:05:02,063 --> 00:05:04,597 This replica watch. 141 00:05:04,632 --> 00:05:05,832 Jake, if he's been arrested before, 142 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,933 how do you know he's any good? 143 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:08,735 Perhaps this will answer your question. 144 00:05:08,736 --> 00:05:09,769 Fingers! 145 00:05:12,039 --> 00:05:13,106 Whoa. 146 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,041 That's our stuff. 147 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:16,609 My croissant. 148 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:18,445 But where's the smoked Turkey? 149 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:19,646 Check your breast pocket? 150 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,581 Come on! 151 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:22,615 [Gasps] 152 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:25,018 (Jake) Let's win this bet! 153 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:27,587 [Clears throat] 154 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,888 Salutations, Captain. 155 00:05:28,923 --> 00:05:31,992 I was wondering perchance 156 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:34,294 if you would like to attend the opera with me this Eve. 157 00:05:34,295 --> 00:05:35,462 I'll pass, 158 00:05:35,496 --> 00:05:37,597 choosing instead to stay in my locked office 159 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:41,301 with my watch still safely on my wrist. 160 00:05:41,302 --> 00:05:43,136 I had a feeling you might say that. 161 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:46,873 Thusfore, I have decided to bring the opera to you. 162 00:05:46,907 --> 00:05:49,042 Hitchcock, Scully! 163 00:05:49,076 --> 00:05:54,381 ♪ Oooo fortuna ♪ 164 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:56,750 [Song continues] 165 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:58,685 Now, hammer, it's time. 166 00:05:58,686 --> 00:06:01,321 It's hammer time. I love life. 167 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:03,023 ♪ ♪ 168 00:06:03,057 --> 00:06:05,597 You're up, dagger. 169 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:06,626 No need for the somersaults. 170 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,495 Disagree. 171 00:06:08,496 --> 00:06:11,464 (Jake) Hall monitor, now! 172 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:14,501 ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:14,502 --> 00:06:17,103 Okay, Boyle, and only because you insisted I say this, 174 00:06:17,138 --> 00:06:18,305 it's time to drop a deuce. 175 00:06:18,306 --> 00:06:21,975 ♪ ♪ 176 00:06:21,976 --> 00:06:24,711 And now, the Jake and bake. 177 00:06:24,745 --> 00:06:29,352 ♪ ♪ 178 00:06:30,952 --> 00:06:32,252 Whoa, come on, Amy! Not cool! 179 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:33,353 That's a guy! 180 00:06:33,387 --> 00:06:35,255 Peralta, that's enough! 181 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:37,424 [Scully continues singing operatically] 182 00:06:37,425 --> 00:06:38,825 [Stammers] 183 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:40,660 (Holt) Sir, sir. 184 00:06:40,695 --> 00:06:41,928 I'm so sorry. 185 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:43,997 I just wanted somebody to check my son's candy. 186 00:06:44,031 --> 00:06:46,900 Please, let me help you up. 187 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:48,702 On behalf of the nine-nine, I apologize. 188 00:06:48,736 --> 00:06:51,037 (Jake) Fingers has grabbed the package. 189 00:06:51,038 --> 00:06:53,306 I didn't mean for that to sound so dirty. 190 00:06:53,341 --> 00:06:56,142 I'll have someone check your son's bag of candy immediately. 191 00:06:56,177 --> 00:06:59,679 Clark. 192 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,847 Thank you, sir. 193 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:04,417 If you need anything, please, contact me. 194 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:06,152 I'll do that. Thank you. 195 00:07:06,153 --> 00:07:07,187 (Jake) The replica is on the wrist. 196 00:07:07,188 --> 00:07:09,256 Game over. 197 00:07:09,257 --> 00:07:10,724 I know all this was done in the spirit of a friendly bet, 198 00:07:10,725 --> 00:07:12,259 but this all went too far. 199 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:14,794 Am I understood? 200 00:07:14,795 --> 00:07:16,196 - Peralta! - Yes, sir. 201 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:18,498 Completely understood, sir. I'm sorry. 202 00:07:20,534 --> 00:07:23,570 But not as sorry as you're going to be at midnight, 203 00:07:23,571 --> 00:07:27,841 when you realize you've lost everything. 204 00:07:30,945 --> 00:07:32,045 Hello there, Hank. 205 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:33,947 I believe a tall, nimble-fingered man 206 00:07:33,948 --> 00:07:36,349 named McCreary left a package for me. 207 00:07:36,384 --> 00:07:38,585 - Yeah, it's here. Give me a sec. - Thanks. 208 00:07:38,619 --> 00:07:40,954 Ooh, I'm gonna make a movie of you receiving the watch. 209 00:07:40,955 --> 00:07:42,422 Here. 210 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:44,457 Let me pinch your lips and make fulsome. 211 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:45,825 Don't touch my face. 212 00:07:45,826 --> 00:07:47,494 Fine, but if you have dull lips, that's on you. 213 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:49,195 This is Charles Boyle for Jake Action News. 214 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:50,363 Thank you. 215 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:51,364 Okay, open the box. 216 00:07:51,365 --> 00:07:53,833 Here we go! 217 00:07:53,868 --> 00:07:56,169 That's weird, it's just a note. 218 00:07:56,203 --> 00:07:57,571 "Thanks for the watch"? 219 00:07:57,572 --> 00:07:59,172 Oh, no! 220 00:07:59,173 --> 00:08:01,241 McCreary stole the captain's watch! 221 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:03,510 Breaking news, there's been a terrible development. 222 00:08:03,511 --> 00:08:05,679 Not now, Charles. 223 00:08:05,713 --> 00:08:08,715 Good call. Media blackout. 224 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,160 We're okay. It's not over yet. 225 00:08:13,194 --> 00:08:14,961 I still have two hours to find fingers 226 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,129 and get Holt's watch back. 227 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,397 But how? He could be anywhere. 228 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:19,132 He could be in Canada by now. 229 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,467 There are so many forests up there. 230 00:08:20,468 --> 00:08:23,203 That country is one giant hiding place. 231 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,838 Boyle, I kinda need you to be positive right now, okay? 232 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,573 Yes, sorry. Damn my mouth. 233 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,141 All right, let's look up McCreary's arrest records, 234 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:30,811 past addresses, known associates. 235 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,245 Peralta. 236 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,281 [Whispered] Run, deuce, run. 237 00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,349 If you'll excuse me, sir, I have to... 238 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,518 Make urines in de toilet. 239 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,743 Yeah, that's how people say words. 240 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:41,988 I'd like to ask a favor. 241 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,623 Can we please press pause on this bet for ten minutes? 242 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,825 Sure, or we could press fast-forward, 243 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,726 and I could watch you talk like a chipmunk. 244 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,629 [Imitating chipmunk] Peralta, I'm very disappointed in you. 245 00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:51,064 Yes, that would be very funny. 246 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:52,532 How do you ruin everything? 247 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:53,967 Kevin is bringing dinner for me, 248 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,569 and I don't think he'd appreciate this bet we made. 249 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,671 This watch was given to me by his father 250 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,972 just before he died. 251 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,608 Oh! A death watch, cool. 252 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:02,609 Please, never call it that. 253 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,944 Copy that. [Cell phone vibrates] 254 00:09:03,945 --> 00:09:05,145 Oh, you know what? 255 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:06,480 You can have the ten minutes, no problem. 256 00:09:06,481 --> 00:09:08,148 Love you, bye. 257 00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:10,317 Boyle, fingers just texted. 258 00:09:10,318 --> 00:09:11,685 He said he wants to meet up. 259 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,253 Yes. Let's get outta here. 260 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:14,654 Be cool. Holt's watching. 261 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,862 Pretend I just said something really funny. 262 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:19,326 [Both laugh] 263 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,627 - Get outta here. - We gotta go. 264 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,599 Enjoy the vest and the light. 265 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:30,270 [Spooky voice] You'll be so safe, it's scary. 266 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,304 Lame. 267 00:09:31,339 --> 00:09:33,073 That kid gets it. 268 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,108 Thanks for finally joining us, Gina. 269 00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:37,611 We had to stuff 400 of these things without you. 270 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,812 Great seeing you guys. 271 00:09:38,813 --> 00:09:40,380 Unfortunately, I cannot stay long. 272 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,883 I just came to grab a healthy snack. 273 00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,050 Got it. 274 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:45,619 I'm still tending to that urgent matter 275 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:47,020 I was talking about earlier. 276 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,789 Which is what exactly? 277 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:52,325 Hmm, funny you should ask, you inquisitive litter ferret. 278 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,461 I've been practicing my dance moves. 279 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:57,030 ♪ If you wanna be with me ♪ 280 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,932 ♪ Baby there's a price ♪ 281 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,267 My dance troupe, Floorgasm, 282 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:03,770 is performing tonight in the boooo-ty shake grand prix. 283 00:10:03,805 --> 00:10:06,106 Gina, what the hell? 284 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,375 I defended you, and your urgent matter 285 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:11,678 was just practicing for some stupid dance show? 286 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,114 Look, I can't help it if my life is literally 287 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,449 a step up movie. 288 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:16,583 Oh, is it? 289 00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:18,084 Then I suggest you think of this moment 290 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,820 as the montage where you buckle down 291 00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:23,223 and take your job seriously so your boss doesn't kill you. 292 00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:25,492 Fine, then I suggest you figure out 293 00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,127 how to turn on all these sprinklers 294 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,830 'cause I'm about to tell a story. 295 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:37,003 Okay, fingers wants us to meet him in that alley over there. 296 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,338 What's the playbook, Jakey? 297 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:41,875 Well, he left me that note in the bar to try and scare me. 298 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:43,877 But it only made me angry. 299 00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:47,214 We go in hard and tough and take what's rightfully ours. 300 00:10:47,248 --> 00:10:49,082 - I want $300. - Absolutely, no problem. 301 00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:50,383 Whatever you need. 302 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,252 I happen to not have any money on me though. 303 00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:53,453 Charles, do you have any cash? 304 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:57,724 Um, I have $120, and my lucky $2 bill 305 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,459 that I found on my first day of kindergarten. 306 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,495 Okay, so that's $122. 307 00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:03,830 - And I want your shoes. - What? Fine. 308 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:06,233 Here. Take my shoes. 309 00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:07,667 Can I please have the watch now? 310 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:09,837 You already have it. You had it all along. 311 00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:10,971 What? What are you talking about? 312 00:11:10,806 --> 00:11:12,006 I put it in the glove compartment of your car. 313 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,240 Think I'm gonna walk around 314 00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:14,442 with a stolen police captain's watch? 315 00:11:14,443 --> 00:11:16,043 I'm not an idiot. 316 00:11:16,078 --> 00:11:17,278 Great. Well, I would say thank you, 317 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:18,612 but even for a criminal your customer service 318 00:11:18,613 --> 00:11:20,014 has been abysmal. 319 00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:21,515 My pleasure. Have a good night. 320 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,751 Let's get back to the precinct and win this bet. 321 00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:24,852 Jake! Jake, your car! 322 00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:26,053 No! Ow, glass. 323 00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:27,054 No! 324 00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:28,461 Ugh, syringe. 325 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:29,824 Jake, you parked in front of a hydrant. 326 00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:31,058 Stupid fire department. 327 00:11:31,093 --> 00:11:32,927 We gotta think of a way to catch up with that truck. 328 00:11:32,928 --> 00:11:34,628 Oh! How 'bout this? 329 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,397 - Yes. - Hop in. 330 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,266 [Groans] 331 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,067 Go! 332 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,903 We're doing it, Boyle. 333 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:44,971 We're Tokyo drifting. 334 00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:48,774 (Jake) Gah, I can't see the tow truck anymore. 335 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,277 Charles, how come you're so much slower than a car? 336 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,612 I'm just trying not to jostle you too much. 337 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,981 You're the champagne of friends. 338 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,016 Look, there's a bar up ahead. 339 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,117 Maybe we can get a cab up there. 340 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,385 There's still time to get that watch. 341 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,653 All right. [Groans] 342 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,121 Excuse me! 343 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,555 Excuse me. 344 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,990 Shoeless cop coming through. 345 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,091 [Bears growl] 346 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,360 Oh, God! Charles! 347 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,428 Jake, where are you? 348 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,730 Come on! Gah! 349 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,065 I was gonna wear this jacket 350 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,934 to my cousin's bat mitzvah next week. 351 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,968 Hey! Take it easy! 352 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,937 Get off of me! 353 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,605 (Charles) Jake, party bus. Toot! Toot! 354 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,940 Get on board. 355 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,175 Good idea, Boyle. Ugh, get off. 356 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,710 Ahh! He's got my hand! 357 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,045 Aghhh! 358 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,279 Move! 359 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,515 NYPD. 360 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,184 I won't stop the party, but I do need the bus. 361 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,119 [Grumbles] 362 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,456 [Dance music] 363 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,625 ♪ ♪ 364 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,794 Let's dance, rawr. 365 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,263 All right. What is happening here? 366 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,199 It's Halloween, man! Lighten up, ha ha! 367 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,535 It's Halloween! 368 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,637 Halloween! 369 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,173 Well, gotta do something for 16 blocks. 370 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,641 Halloween! Halloween! 371 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,177 (Jake) Halloween! 372 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,614 Hey, I've been looking for you. 373 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,648 We need to talk. 374 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,450 Can we not do this right now, Terry? 375 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,052 I'm in the midst of a personal tragedy. 376 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,554 Oh, my God. 377 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,389 Is everything okay with your family? 378 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,125 Family, what? No, this is serious. 379 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,295 Floorgasm just came by and danced me out of the group. 380 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,198 [Techno music] 381 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:25,231 ♪ ♪ 382 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,440 It's not fair. 383 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,643 I founded the group, and now they wanna kick me out 384 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,946 just because I missed eight rehearsals in a row? 385 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:37,650 I never thought I'd say this, but Floorgasm has a point. 386 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,019 You're being super irresponsible. 387 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,387 You have a "baditude." 388 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,855 That's a bad attitude. 389 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,723 I love that. 390 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,092 Look, I didn't want you to know 391 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,894 because it's so off-brand for me, 392 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,930 but I'm missing rehearsals 393 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,731 because I've been going to college at night. 394 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,868 I'm trying to finish my bachelor's degree or whatever. 395 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,270 Really? That's great, Gina. 396 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,705 I'm so proud of you. 397 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,740 And while I generally nail everything, 398 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,176 I'm just having trouble balancing my studies 399 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,644 and my passion for dance. 400 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,513 Plus, you're working full-time. 401 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,149 Yeah, that actually doesn't factor into it whatsoever. 402 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,717 Anyway, it doesn't matter, 403 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,752 because I'm never gonna dance again. 404 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,822 The world just lost an angel. 405 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,190 You know what? 406 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,525 I'm gonna dance with you tonight. 407 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,194 I'm not gonna let those losers punish you 408 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,762 for doing something good. 409 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,664 School is cool. 410 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,833 That's why it rhymes. 411 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,502 Terry, you are the best! 412 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,138 World, your angel has returned. 413 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,239 [Laughs] 414 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,374 Oh, God. 415 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,644 Thanks for the ride. 416 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,147 Tag me in those pics. 417 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,582 Ah, hi there. 418 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,984 I'm Jake Peralta, NYPD. 419 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,086 You guys towed my car, and I really need it back. 420 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,921 Mm-hmm. 421 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,256 Got a badge? 422 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,057 Yeah, I sure do. 423 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,993 What? 424 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,427 D'oh, my badge! 425 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,230 Those demons on the party bus must have stolen it. 426 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,632 If you got a license and credit card, 427 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,966 just pay to get it out. 428 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,034 Oh, great. Thank you. 429 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,135 Finally, something goes right. 430 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,703 It's gone horribly wrong! 431 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,139 I don't have my I.D. or my credit cards, 432 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,008 but I really need that car. 433 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543 Please, I'm begging you. 434 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,546 Rules are rules. I can't do nothing for you. 435 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:14,613 Don't shut it. 436 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,882 Don't shut the window. 437 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,651 You got it. 438 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,352 Just gonna give up on this and head straight home 439 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,121 without trying anything else. 440 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,894 [Groans] 441 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,096 [Panting] 442 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,798 Oh, look at the view from up here. 443 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,667 I didn't know we lived near water. 444 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:35,668 [Chuckles] 445 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:37,603 Ouch. 446 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,071 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 447 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,140 [Screams] 448 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,308 Perfect. 449 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,243 [Groans] 450 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,444 Ah. 451 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,950 I can still win this bet. 452 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,652 I can still win. 453 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,488 No! 454 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,822 No! 455 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,924 Noooo! 456 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,226 Freeze! Don't move! 457 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,095 Oh, my God. 458 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,198 There is a tiny chance I may not win this bet. 459 00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:11,409 Talk now! 460 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,843 You seem upset. 461 00:16:12,844 --> 00:16:15,079 Well, here's how the story goes. 462 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,682 Remember that little Halloween bet that we made? 463 00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:18,883 You probably don't even remember, 464 00:16:18,884 --> 00:16:20,084 it was so early this morning. 465 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:23,120 Anywhoozle, it turns out the criminal I hired 466 00:16:23,121 --> 00:16:24,922 to lift your watch was not trustworthy, 467 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:27,592 and I ended up contracting tuberculosis of the foot 468 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:30,194 and subsequently losing your death watch. 469 00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:32,697 But in the end, I like to think this whole thing 470 00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:34,265 is gonna bring us closer together. 471 00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,167 And isn't that what it's really all about? 472 00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:38,636 Merry Christmas! 473 00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:39,770 What are you saying? 474 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:41,405 My watch is right here. 475 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,541 No, I made a switch. That's a fake. 476 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:45,276 No. 477 00:16:45,277 --> 00:16:47,011 This one's a fake. 478 00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:48,312 What? 479 00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:49,580 No. 480 00:16:49,581 --> 00:16:50,781 What? 481 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:51,849 No. 482 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,351 What? 483 00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:55,953 No. 484 00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,722 You were behind all this? 485 00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,658 You played me. 486 00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:03,794 Like Frans Bruggen plays the flute. 487 00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:04,996 But how? 488 00:17:04,997 --> 00:17:06,697 I've been planning this this theft for three months. 489 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:11,435 I know, but I've been planning it for a year. 490 00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:13,604 Last Halloween, after you won the bet, 491 00:17:13,605 --> 00:17:16,040 I went back to my office to do everyone's paperwork, 492 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,775 but I did no paperwork. 493 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,777 I started to plot my revenge. 494 00:17:19,811 --> 00:17:23,381 I began by creating a word cloud. 495 00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:24,882 But how could you possibly have known 496 00:17:24,883 --> 00:17:26,584 I was gonna try and steal your watch? 497 00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:28,819 I knew you would try to take something important to me. 498 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:33,524 During the year, I drew your attention to my watch. 499 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,227 You're eight minutes late. 500 00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:38,162 You're 14 minutes late. 501 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:42,767 You're three minutes early... In Chicago. 502 00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:44,535 You annoyed me into stealing it. 503 00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:45,570 Exactly. 504 00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:48,072 Now you had a target, but you needed a plan. 505 00:17:48,106 --> 00:17:49,740 Fortunately, it walked through the door, 506 00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:51,609 handcuffed to Diaz. 507 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,178 This scumbag pickpocket is Dan McCreary. 508 00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:56,514 He can take anything off of anyone. 509 00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,382 Anything? 510 00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:00,017 Anyone? 511 00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:02,420 (Holt) The look on your face, priceless. 512 00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:05,156 I put McCreary into my employ immediately. 513 00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:06,891 Fast-forward to this morning. 514 00:18:06,892 --> 00:18:08,526 You commenced your plan. 515 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,194 McCreary stole my watch, 516 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:11,362 and then replaced it with the replica. 517 00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:12,697 And while you celebrated, 518 00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:15,933 McCreary put my watch back in my pocket. 519 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,169 The watch never left my person. 520 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:22,573 Dun-dun-duh! 521 00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,775 I can see that you're enjoying this. 522 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,744 Not nearly as much as I enjoyed phase two. 523 00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:27,778 Phase two. 524 00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:29,447 While you met with McCreary, 525 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:32,550 Santiago placed a fire hydrant in front of your car, 526 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,952 which she then towed away. 527 00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:37,822 Next, I had to take Charles out of the equation. 528 00:18:37,856 --> 00:18:39,056 He had a badge and a gun, 529 00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:40,891 and he would do anything to help you. 530 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:44,528 Enter a parade of drunks that separated the two of you 531 00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:47,698 long enough for Terry to kidnap Charles. 532 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:49,867 Then two bears spilled their drinks on you 533 00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:51,302 and stole your wallet. 534 00:18:51,303 --> 00:18:55,039 Those bears? Scully and Hitchcock. 535 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,642 I can't pull my head off! 536 00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:59,043 If Terry kidnapped Charles, 537 00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:00,778 how did Charles tell me to get on the party bus? 538 00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,980 Eight months ago at a morning briefing, 539 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:05,716 I told the squad that a group of thieves 540 00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:07,552 was targeting party busses, 541 00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:10,054 so I could record Charles saying... 542 00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:12,390 Jake, party bus! Toot toot! 543 00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:13,491 Get on board! 544 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,162 I knew Boyle would never knowingly betray me. 545 00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:20,464 With your jacket and shoes gone, you didn't look like a cop, 546 00:19:20,465 --> 00:19:21,699 but you still had your badge. 547 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,069 That is, until you entered the party bus. 548 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,872 (Holt) Rosa's feline dancing distracted you 549 00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:30,842 as a mysterious partier stole your badge on... 550 00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:33,144 Halloween! 551 00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,645 It was you in the mask! 552 00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:36,347 (Jake) You sly son of a bitch! 553 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,515 Well done. 554 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:40,551 But I do have to ask, those guys at the impound, 555 00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:42,486 did they really smash my car? 556 00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:43,688 No, in fact, I had them wash it. 557 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,489 [Chuckles] Good one, Captain. 558 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,225 You can't "wash a car." 559 00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,627 So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? 560 00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:51,195 What'd you offer them? 561 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,563 I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, 562 00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:53,731 and they instantly said yes. 563 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,833 I'm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. 564 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,168 Hmm. 565 00:19:57,169 --> 00:20:01,138 So in addition to the five weeks of free overtime, 566 00:20:01,139 --> 00:20:03,107 I believe I'm owed one more thing. 567 00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,842 Yes. Here we go. 568 00:20:04,843 --> 00:20:07,078 One second. 569 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:10,114 [Cheering] 570 00:20:10,115 --> 00:20:11,682 Very well. 571 00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:13,518 - Captain Raymond Holt... - Mm-hmm. 572 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:19,190 You are an amazing police Captain/genius. 573 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:20,825 [Cheering] 574 00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:22,160 But be warned, 575 00:20:22,161 --> 00:20:25,229 I started planning next year's heist just this minute. 576 00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:28,232 Good, then you're only three months behind. 577 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,601 You sick son of a bitch. 578 00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:33,638 [Dance music] 579 00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:38,309 ♪ ♪ 580 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,911 [Cheers and applause] 581 00:20:41,713 --> 00:20:44,115 Hey. Don't look so sad. 582 00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:47,318 Floorgasm is just a rudderless dance ship without you. 583 00:20:47,352 --> 00:20:48,920 I would have gone with "flock of dum-dums." 584 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:50,254 I talked to the captain. 585 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,255 We're all gonna pitch in 586 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:52,557 and help you manage your time 587 00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:55,126 so you can pursue dance and school. 588 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,662 And I'd like to volunteer my time to tutor you for free. 589 00:20:57,663 --> 00:20:58,830 Mm, a hard pass on that. 590 00:20:58,831 --> 00:20:59,997 But I do wanna thank you guys 591 00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:02,400 for being so understanding and nice. 592 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:04,435 Now get your game face on. 593 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:07,071 Sarge, it's time to dance! 594 00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:09,273 If you forget your moves, just rip your cape off 595 00:21:09,274 --> 00:21:11,209 and throw me up in the air like a pizza. 596 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,643 (Announcer) Put your hands together 597 00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:16,981 for the dance duo, Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffords. 598 00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:19,617 I did not agree to that name! 599 00:21:19,618 --> 00:21:22,186 [Salt-n-Pepa's Push it playing] 600 00:21:22,187 --> 00:21:23,721 ♪ Salt-n-Pepa's here ♪ 601 00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:25,156 ♪ And we're in effect ♪ 602 00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,757 ♪ Want you to push it, babe ♪ 603 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,960 ♪ Coolin' by day, then at night ♪ 604 00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:30,561 ♪ Workin' up a sweat ♪ 605 00:21:30,562 --> 00:21:32,163 ♪ Ah, push it ♪ 606 00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:38,001 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ web dl sync snarry