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[Tango music]
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[Glass clinking]
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Excuse me!
Excuse me.
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Hi.
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I'm Jake Peralta.
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[Cheers and applause]
All right, all right.
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So thrilled to be here today.
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As many of you may know,
I used to be a cop.
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[Crowd boos]
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Hey, I was dirty!
I took tons of bribes.
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[Laughter]
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But as a former Detective,
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uh, I know a thing or two
about life sentences.
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And, Angie, Marco,
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you just got slapped with
the best life sentence there is:
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Marriage.
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[Crowd awws]
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To Angie and Marco.
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Make us proud, have a son.
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Salud!
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Salud!
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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ These are the good times ♪
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Hey, I love the spray tan, Joey.
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Let me take a picture of you.
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I want to show this color
to the guy who stains my deck!
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[Laughter]
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Congratulations, Tony.
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It's a beautiful night.
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Hey, you're one of us now.
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[Chuckles]
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You know how long I've been waiting
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for one of you old men to kiss me?
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He's a good kid.
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♪ Allow us, we'll show you the way ♪
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♪ Aaahh freak out ♪
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I gotta say, out of the four of you,
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I think Vito's the best kisser.
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[Laughter]
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Ah, what a wedding, huh?
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Although the meatballs
were a little dry.
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Dry meatballs.
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That's Peralta's signal.
Let's go!
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Come on!
Let's go!
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Stay where you are!
Hands on your head!
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Stay where you are!
Hands on your head!
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[Crowd screaming]
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
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Aghh!
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[Grunting]
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Nobody say anything!
Nobody talk!
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Get your hands off of
me, you piece of...
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Hey, Captain Holt!
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Long time no see.
How you doing?
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This is not the time, Peralta.
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Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
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Ah!
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I've missed us.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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♪ ♪
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He's here.
He's here!
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Jake's here!
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Okay, let's do the prank
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where we don't even acknowledge
him when he comes in.
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Okay?
Shh! Shh!
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Everyone, shh.
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Back in the nine-nine!
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Whoo!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
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Played to perfection, Charles.
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God, I missed this place.
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Let me just soak it in.
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Oh, yeah, stale coffee,
fingerprinting ink,
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whatever Charles is
fermenting in his desk.
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Beans.
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Beans.
It's like I never left.
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All right, fill me in.
Tell me everything I missed.
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Won't take long.
Only three things happened.
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Terry chipped his tooth
and had a lisp for a week.
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Lithen up, theeven.
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I'm Thorry, did I thay
thumthing amuthing to you?
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Anther me, you thun of a bitth!
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Number two, Santiago and Boyle
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wore the same outfit to work one day.
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How does it look better on you?
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And Captain banned
headphones from the office,
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due to the Gina incident.
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[Ice cream (Milkshake) By
world music ensemble playing]
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♪ And a man and a milk shake ♪
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Great recap.
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(Holt) Welcome back, Peralta.
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Captain.
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Everyone has a lot of work.
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So you have exactly two minutes
to share personal anecdotes.
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And those two minutes
began when you entered.
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You now have...
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12 seconds left.
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Challenge accepted.
Undercover highlights.
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Fixed a boxing match, smoked a
whole cigar without vomiting,
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was once in a room
with ten guys named Sal,
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and missed you all so very much.
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- Everyone back to work.
- All right, Jake.
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Hey.
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So...
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Didn't get a chance to say hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Can we talk in private for a sec?
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Okay.
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So now that we are alone,
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I have to ask.
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Did you arrest a perp named Joe Uterus?
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[Sighs]
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Oh, my God, yes.
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I should have told you immediately.
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Perp name hall of fame, right?
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Oh, yeah.
First ballot.
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I mean, it's right up there
with Sylvester stools
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and Janet Storkmuncher.
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[Both chuckle]
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But also, I just...
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I know we left things kind of weird.
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You know, me saying that I liked you.
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I'm still with Teddy.
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Romantic styles.
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Oh.
Good, good.
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'Cause I was gonna say, I
know we left things weird,
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because I said that I liked
you, but that was a mistake.
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You know, I was nervous
about going undercover,
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and I think I just kinda freaked out,
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and you were nearby, so...
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I didn't mean it.
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But that's great.
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Good.
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Hey, so, Joe uterus, what did he do?
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Killed a bunch of stray dogs.
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Eh.
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Name's funnier than the story.
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There's a confused old woman here
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who wants to talk to a Detective.
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Oh, come on!
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Another drill?
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Hello, my name is Adelaide.
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I'd like to report a crime.
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So we're just doing
one of these every day?
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Oh, you got it.
I know you got it.
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I want my money.
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Tick, tick, tick, tick.
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Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
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Why are we doing this?
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It's Captain's orders.
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My name is Adelaide Van Hoyt.
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I'm 89 years old, and I'm
here to report a crime.
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Not a problem.
We can help you.
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Adelaide Van Hoyt.
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89 years old.
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Goatee, 6'3".
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290 pounds.
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Hey!
This is a tight 240.
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Show Adelaide some damn respect.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, Charles.
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You pretty excited
about Jake being back?
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Yeah, it's like when I was a kid
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and my grandma came home
from the hospital,
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only better because
Jake's not unresponsive.
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Huh, every time you talk,
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I heard that sound that plays
when pac-man dies.
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Charles, I'm concerned
that you're gonna tell Jake
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about the incident.
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[Both scream]
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Nobody can ever know
that we had sex, all right?
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I have spent years
cultivating a reputation
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as someone who sleeps with
bike messengers or better.
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Look, I don't want people
finding out about it either.
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I don't wanna be known
as the office slut.
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Yeah, well, Jake's back, and
you tell him everything.
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No, I don't.
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I got aroused last night
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watching a nature documentary on bees.
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I was fine until
they went inside the hive.
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Oh, you're right.
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I'm gonna tell him.
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It might not be today,
it might not be tomorrow...
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It definitely won't be
later than tomorrow.
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So pretty much today or tomorrow then.
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Peralta, special agent Marx
is here to make your transfer
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back to the NYPD official.
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And on behalf of the bureau
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I wanted to personally
thank you for your service.
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Bureau.
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It's FBI lingo for... "FBI."
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Yes, I've been a cop for 30 years.
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And I've seen movies.
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Roger that.
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You'll be happy to know that
the operation turned out to be
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one of the biggest
Rico busts of all time.
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"Rico" stands for
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"racketeering investigative
cop... awesome."
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I have to ask, do you think "awesome"
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begins with an "O"?
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Yes.
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15 of 16 targets are in custody.
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Wait, who got away?
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Freddy Maliardi.
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The tac team screwed up,
hit his apartment up
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a couple of minutes late,
and he disappeared.
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But Freddy's, like,
the worst of all those guys.
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Extortion, terrible breath, murder.
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I put "terrible breath"
too high on that list.
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I should go back undercover,
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see if any of my contacts
can tell me where he is.
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No, they're looking for a rat.
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And as a former cop, there's no
way they're gonna trust you.
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I guarantee you they do.
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Me and those guys went through
some pretty intense stuff.
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All: ♪ sing us a song,
you're the piano man ♪
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In the mafia, once you Joel together,
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you're bonded for life.
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Look, you know those guys,
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but I just think this is
too big of a risk.
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There's nothing you can do.
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Sometimes things are just
out of your control.
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Not good enough.
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[Rock music]
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Boyle, we're going undercover.
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You look amazing.
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But you smell really bad.
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That's my cologne.
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Welcome to the mafia.
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Okay, if Freddy's still in town,
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Benny de Conti will know about it.
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He owns the restaurant they all eat at.
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He knows everything about everything.
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Good. Hey, when you
were undercover,
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did you, like,
have a mafia best friend?
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I'm not jealous.
I'm just wondering.
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Uh, I don't know,
I guess I did a bunch of jobs
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with a guy named Derek.
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Great.
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Great.
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Derek.
Sounds like a great guy.
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Charles, don't do this
to yourself, all right?
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Okay, fine.
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All right, so we're
going to the restaurant.
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What's my cover?
Am I in the mob?
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Ooh, I've got the perfect thing.
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A sun hat?
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Mafia!
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No, just be yourself, a cop.
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Benny might think I'm a rat,
so I'll go in and talk to him.
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Then you come in a minute later
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with your badge out,
pick a fight with me,
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and punch me in the face.
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No, I could never hurt you, Jake.
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Well, you gotta hit me somewhere.
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Fine, it'll be the balls then.
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No!
Just hit me in the face.
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Look, if it's so hard,
imagine I'm somebody you hate.
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Derek.
I barely know him!
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- Fine.
- Come on.
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Captain.
265
00:08:59,057 --> 00:09:01,025
We are done with the drill.
266
00:09:01,059 --> 00:09:02,994
The old lady confessed to
a 40-year-old unsolved murder
267
00:09:02,995 --> 00:09:04,495
in Rhode Island.
268
00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:06,030
We filled out
the interstate file request
269
00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:07,498
and remanded her to the custody
of her daughter.
270
00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:09,133
Adelaide has successfully transformed
271
00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,782
back into a giant man, sir.
272
00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:12,937
Well done.
Thank you.
273
00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,672
See?
274
00:09:14,673 --> 00:09:16,162
Instead of resisting,
275
00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,843
it's better to just put your
head down, get the job done,
276
00:09:18,844 --> 00:09:20,211
and then you can get on with your day.
277
00:09:20,245 --> 00:09:22,713
Hi, my name is Timmy, and I'm lost.
278
00:09:22,748 --> 00:09:24,348
Son of a bitch!
279
00:09:24,383 --> 00:09:25,383
Captain!
280
00:09:25,384 --> 00:09:28,052
I hate to be harsh, but I
think that these drills
281
00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:29,687
are slightly unnecessary, possibly.
282
00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:32,657
Although you are the boss, and
your judgment is impeccable.
283
00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,659
And I guess what I am trying
to say is thank you.
284
00:09:34,693 --> 00:09:36,194
I agree, with the stuff
about the drills,
285
00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:37,929
not the spineless
ass-kissing.
286
00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,564
Sir, I think it would help
287
00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:41,666
if we knew why we were
doing these drills.
288
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,367
Because I ordered you to.
289
00:09:43,368 --> 00:09:45,036
Resume the drill, Timmy.
290
00:09:45,037 --> 00:09:46,537
And do not do or say anything
291
00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:48,272
that a seven-year-old boy
would not do or say.
292
00:09:48,273 --> 00:09:50,675
Feel free to consult
the script I've prepared.
293
00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:54,412
Okay, but, uh, it's a little stilted.
294
00:09:54,446 --> 00:09:56,180
"I am feeling trepidation
at the prospect
295
00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:57,949
of a parentless existence."
296
00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,650
No kid talks like that.
297
00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:02,220
Those lines were lifted verbatim
from my boyhood diary.
298
00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:03,626
Resume the drill!
299
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,726
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
300
00:10:08,761 --> 00:10:10,842
Not for nothing,
I heard you were arrested.
301
00:10:10,863 --> 00:10:12,630
- I made bail.
- Ahh.
302
00:10:12,631 --> 00:10:14,565
Look, I'm looking for Freddy.
You seen him?
303
00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:16,968
It's funny.
Lot of people are looking for that guy.
304
00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:19,103
Lot of cops especially.
305
00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:22,607
Didn't you used to be a cop, Jake?
306
00:10:22,608 --> 00:10:25,143
[Laughs] I'm just kidding, man.
307
00:10:25,144 --> 00:10:27,245
I know you, we sang piano man together.
308
00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:29,680
This guy.
I got you.
309
00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:31,716
You got me. You got me.
Yes, you. I got.
310
00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:35,286
Yeah. Look, I can't
tell you where Freddy is.
311
00:10:35,287 --> 00:10:38,489
But I can tell you his girl,
Bianca, just called in.
312
00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:42,627
You know, Freddy's regular
order delivered to her address.
313
00:10:42,628 --> 00:10:44,996
Thank you so much.
314
00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:46,164
See ya.
315
00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:48,713
Well, if it isn't Jake Peralta.
316
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:51,669
- Mafia crapbag.
- Get out of here, Boyle.
317
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:54,172
I know that we used to be
friends, and during that time
318
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:55,636
we would do all kinds
of things together
319
00:10:55,641 --> 00:10:58,009
like make plans, but that
has changed, all right?
320
00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,811
Ahh!
Ow!
321
00:10:59,845 --> 00:11:02,852
- Now the balls.
- What? Ohh!
322
00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,387
What's going on?
You never eat with us.
323
00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:10,555
Or talk to us.
324
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:12,990
I accidentally smiled at you
last week and you shined
325
00:11:12,991 --> 00:11:15,114
a laser pointer into my eye
and screamed "perv."
326
00:11:15,127 --> 00:11:17,862
Yeah, well, something's about
to be revealed
327
00:11:17,863 --> 00:11:21,199
that's gonna change
my social standing forever.
328
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,301
I'm one of you now.
329
00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:27,338
Prettier and different
and better, but I'm one of you.
330
00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,273
This is great.
331
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:32,276
With three people we can have
a real massage train now.
332
00:11:32,311 --> 00:11:34,545
[Laughs] Ugh.
333
00:11:34,546 --> 00:11:36,347
- I am so sorry.
- What the hell, Boyle?
334
00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:37,595
What the hell happened?
335
00:11:37,616 --> 00:11:39,517
I-I-I was stressed
about hitting you,
336
00:11:39,518 --> 00:11:41,019
and my mind disassociate from my body.
337
00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,387
I don't even know what I did.
338
00:11:42,388 --> 00:11:43,755
Oh, well, let me remind you.
339
00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:46,958
You punched me, kicked me,
spat on me, and then you said:
340
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,394
There's more where that came from.
341
00:11:49,395 --> 00:11:52,296
I got a real wet mouth.
342
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,298
You gotta admit,
it's a pretty tough line.
343
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:55,566
No, it's not.
344
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,969
It's weird and sexual,
and not in the good way.
345
00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,871
The only good news is Benny
couldn't possibly think
346
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:02,507
we planned that.
My cover's safe.
347
00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:05,076
All right, Bianca lives here.
348
00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:06,811
I'm gonna go in alone.
349
00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,793
If I need backup, I will hit
the clicky button on my keys.
350
00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:11,549
- Copy that.
- Time to get back into character.
351
00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,484
Cologne me, bro.
352
00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,219
Okay, here we go.
353
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,387
Aww! It stings.
The cuts.
354
00:12:16,388 --> 00:12:17,855
It stings. Stings!
355
00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,679
I can't stop hurting you.
What is wrong with me?
356
00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:21,225
[Sharp breaths]
357
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,994
Okay, keep going.
Okay.
358
00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:24,850
[Groaning] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
359
00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:28,132
I miss my mommy.
This is boring.
360
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,481
Captain's not here, sarge.
You can drop the act.
361
00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:32,070
You can drop your butt.
362
00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:35,006
- You can drop your butt!
- It's okay, I got this.
363
00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:36,908
How about we finish
building this tower?
364
00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:38,609
The structure's done, but we've barely
365
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,011
started on the landscaping.
366
00:12:40,012 --> 00:12:41,412
I wanna build a spaceship.
[Gasps]
367
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:44,315
[Screams]
368
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,784
I worked so hard on that.
369
00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:48,052
There were stables.
370
00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:49,921
These toys suck.
371
00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:51,756
Okay.
372
00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:53,624
Then I'll get you some better toys...
373
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,093
Timmy.
374
00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:56,507
[Knocks on door]
375
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:01,282
- Hello.
- Hey, you're Bianca, right?
376
00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,717
Mm-hmm.
I'm Jake.
377
00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:03,718
I'm a friend of Freddy's from work.
378
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:04,719
I'm looking for him.
379
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,254
Well, which Jake are you?
380
00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,723
Are you Jakey lady hands
or are you Jakey the Jew?
381
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:11,439
Well, it feels weird saying
this but I hope Jakey the Jew?
382
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:14,129
Mm.
Jake Peralta.
383
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,630
Freddy actually said
I should come by here
384
00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:17,065
if I was ever in trouble.
385
00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:18,433
Oh, okay.
386
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:19,734
Well, Freddy was here, but he left.
387
00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:20,969
But come in.
Come on in.
388
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,738
I got the address
somewhere. Hold on.
389
00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:26,775
So did he say where
he was headin' or...
390
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:28,043
I heard about you, Peralta.
391
00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:29,344
I know you were the rat.
392
00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:32,280
Get 'em up, get your hands up.
393
00:13:32,281 --> 00:13:34,754
[Laughs] Yeah.
Lady hands.
394
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,340
All right, just stay calm, Bianca.
395
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,415
Empty your pockets.
Okay, reaching in.
396
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,416
Pulling stuff out.
397
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,684
I don't have a gun.
398
00:13:43,685 --> 00:13:45,119
Just a wallet and some keys.
399
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,453
Nothing strange about it, okay?
400
00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,855
This is just the clicker for my car.
401
00:13:47,856 --> 00:13:49,523
[Car beeps] Jake!
402
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,593
[Car beeping]
403
00:13:52,594 --> 00:13:54,228
[Groans] Come on.
404
00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:55,729
It's not a weapon.
405
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,564
Nothing bad's gonna happen
if I just click this.
406
00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:58,699
I know what a car key is.
407
00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,933
- Yeah, these are them.
- I know!
408
00:13:59,968 --> 00:14:01,238
[Car continues beeping]
409
00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:05,539
Oh, crap, my gun.
410
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,707
[Car beeps]
411
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,009
Oh, come on!
412
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:10,310
Just get it down!
All right, don't shoot!
413
00:14:10,311 --> 00:14:11,345
That's how people get shot.
414
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,980
Just shut up!
Shut up!
415
00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:14,748
[Bang on door] NYPD, drop your weapon.
416
00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:15,983
[Shrieks]
417
00:14:15,984 --> 00:14:17,418
All right, Bianca.
418
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:18,619
What do you know about
a guy named Derek?
419
00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:20,020
Charles, no.
420
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:25,059
[Distant thudding]
421
00:14:26,895 --> 00:14:29,433
[All laughing and cheering]
422
00:14:29,464 --> 00:14:31,098
Jump, Timmy, jump.
Woo!
423
00:14:31,132 --> 00:14:32,399
Now you're having fun.
424
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:34,268
Sergeant!
425
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:36,403
Captain, we were just, uh...
Timmy was cranky.
426
00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:37,938
We're just letting him ti himself out.
427
00:14:37,939 --> 00:14:41,141
Okay, everybody out!
[Machine powers down]
428
00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,143
(Terry)
Okay, it's just kinda difficult.
429
00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:45,112
Because of the deflating.
430
00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,346
Out. Now!
431
00:14:46,347 --> 00:14:47,748
Turn on the pump!
432
00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:49,750
I'm very claustrophobic!
433
00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:51,218
Just tell us where Freddy is.
434
00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:52,920
I'm not gonna sell out Freddy.
435
00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:55,089
We're in love.
He introduced me
436
00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:57,424
to his children
as his favorite assistant.
437
00:14:57,459 --> 00:15:00,661
Come on, he has a dozen
mistresses and six girlfriends.
438
00:15:00,695 --> 00:15:03,497
Freddy loved me.
He implied that many times.
439
00:15:03,498 --> 00:15:05,177
There's nobody else, okay.
440
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,300
Yeah, there is.
441
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:08,102
I just wish I could remember who.
442
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,503
So many people were sleeping
with each other.
443
00:15:09,537 --> 00:15:11,338
It's kinda hard to keep track.
444
00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:13,340
Well, I actually thought of
a song that helps me remember.
445
00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:14,808
Let's see, it goes...
[In tune of Dem Bones]
446
00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:18,312
♪ Mario is doing it with Teresa ♪
447
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:21,015
♪ Teresa is doing it with Paulie ♪
448
00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:22,383
I knew that.
449
00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:24,385
♪ Paulie is doing it with Lisa ♪
450
00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:27,489
♪ And Lisa's doing it with Anthony ♪
451
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,090
I really like this song.
Did you come up with the melody?
452
00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,558
I'm pretty sure I did.
453
00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:34,295
♪ Freddy is cheating with
Bianca G. ♪
454
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:37,399
♪ But also with
her younger sister Valerie ♪
455
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,167
No.
Oh, yeah.
456
00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:41,169
I saw them together,
that's why it's in the song.
457
00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,437
I knew it!
458
00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:45,037
Ooh, that son of a bitch!
459
00:15:45,038 --> 00:15:46,344
All right, fine.
460
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,280
He's going to the Teterboro airport.
461
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,549
Because Freddy is going to Barbados.
462
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,850
Oh, well, well, well.
463
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,885
Good thing someone came prepared.
464
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,620
We're not going to Barbados, Charles.
465
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,222
We're gonna stop the plane.
Come on.
466
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,223
Right.
Let's go.
467
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,295
Oh, my God.
What is on your sweater?
468
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,630
As everyone knows, my spirit animal
469
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,733
is nature's greatest predator,
the wolf.
470
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,269
But I committed
a horrible sexual blunder
471
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,472
and I'm no longer
wolf-worthy.
472
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,941
My spirit animal is now this:
473
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:19,945
The naked mole rat, God's
disgusting mistake.
474
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,713
Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
475
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,749
Hey! Only I get to talk about
my spirit animal that way.
476
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,952
You don't get to say that.
477
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,087
Come on, Amy.
478
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,822
You're not gonna apologize, sergeant?
479
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,592
No, I was trying to lighten the mood.
480
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,927
The squad's been stressed
since these drills started.
481
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,563
Plus you ordered me to act
like a seven-year-old.
482
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,265
Seven-year-olds
like to have fun.
483
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,399
That's true.
484
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,834
When I was seven I used to sneak
485
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,402
into my Father's office
to see his collection
486
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,971
of antique globes.
487
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,074
Sir, it's hard to motivate the squad
488
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:53,245
when we don't even know why
we're doing these drills.
489
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,747
This hasn't been announced yet, but...
490
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,617
There's gonna be a new
commissioner of the NYPD.
491
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,152
We're all gonna be under a microscope.
492
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,454
And I want us to be
prepared for anything.
493
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,755
You should have just told us that.
494
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,457
I was trying to shield you.
495
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,459
Do you know how much stress
I've been under lately?
496
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,362
My husband says he hasn't
seen me smile in weeks.
497
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,130
How much did you smile before that?
498
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,865
Constantly.
499
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,867
I don't know what's going on
down at police headquarters.
500
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,103
And no one will tell me anything.
501
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,005
So you're saying that not knowing
502
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,474
what your bosses are up to is
driving you a little crazy.
503
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,544
You've used my logic against me.
504
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,846
Well played, Timmy.
505
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,848
Well played.
Thank you, sir.
506
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,016
Look at that.
507
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,658
You helped me find my smile.
508
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,326
No, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no!
Dammit!
509
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,661
What do you think you're doing?
510
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,895
Jake Peralta, NYPD.
511
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,163
I need you to shoot down that plane.
512
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,998
I can't do that.
Look.
513
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,668
This man was on board.
I have to follow him,
514
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,737
so I need to commandeer
one of these planes.
515
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,705
What's the easiest one for
a complete beginner to fly?
516
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,474
He wasn't on that plane.
517
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,510
That guy's plane left like an hour ago.
Great.
518
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,579
That's fantastic.
519
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,483
Charles, may I borrow your hat please?
Sure.
520
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,385
[Yells]
521
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,025
It's all right.
High tech rayon, it's fine.
522
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:14,697
Hey, buddy.
Whatcha doin'?
523
00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:16,632
Oh, just cleaning out my desk.
524
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,367
Trying not to think about
how Freddy got away.
525
00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,236
Oh, I didn't let anyone touch anything
526
00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:22,538
while you were gone.
And that was a mistake.
527
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,073
I left food everywhere.
528
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,975
This drawer is completely
full of maggots now.
529
00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:28,077
Eww!
Wanna get a drink?
530
00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:29,645
Nope, I think I'm just gonna stay here
531
00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:31,914
and stare into the maggot drawer.
532
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:33,883
Hey, that's a good name
for a death metal song.
533
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:37,086
[Metal singer voice]
♪ stare into the maggot drawer ♪
534
00:18:37,087 --> 00:18:38,387
You wanna talk about it?
535
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:39,789
My death metal album?
Sure.
536
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,490
I meant do you wanna
talk about what's wrong?
537
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,292
There's nothing to talk about.
The operation was a failure.
538
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:46,629
Jake, you put away
15 high-ranking mafia guys.
539
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:48,097
Yeah, and one of them got away.
540
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,198
It's a disgrace.
541
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,766
You did everything you could.
542
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,501
I mean sometimes there's stuff
you just can't control.
543
00:18:52,536 --> 00:18:54,370
Why does everyone keep
saying that to me?
544
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:56,105
You should be proud.
545
00:18:56,106 --> 00:18:57,606
You didn't hold anything back.
546
00:18:57,607 --> 00:19:00,209
Huh, I think I like this new forthright
547
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,677
and confident version of Charles.
548
00:19:01,712 --> 00:19:03,446
Let's go get that drink.
549
00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:04,880
Because there's a surprise
party and it's my job
550
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:06,449
to get you to the bar.
What?
551
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,584
I mean it's my job to get
someone to the bar
552
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,119
for your surprise party.
Dammit!
553
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,120
There it is.
554
00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:15,224
Aha, surprise!
What?
555
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,793
[All cheering] No way.
556
00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:21,297
I am floored by this.
Charles, you tricked me.
557
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:22,331
Boyle told you, didn't he?
558
00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:23,899
Without any prompting.
[Chuckles]
559
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,234
Welcome to your party.
560
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,836
All right.
Whoo!
561
00:19:26,837 --> 00:19:28,537
Does anyone have a few words
they'd like to say?
562
00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:30,273
Bup-bup.
No one say anything.
563
00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:32,174
I want him to say stuff.
564
00:19:32,175 --> 00:19:33,376
Speech for Jake.
565
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,611
Speech for Jake. Go.
Very well.
566
00:19:35,612 --> 00:19:38,314
Your six-month absence was noted.
Yes.
567
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:40,182
Drinks are on me.
568
00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,285
There's a two-drink maximum per person.
Ah, here he goes.
569
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:44,020
It is non-transferable.
Uh-huh.
570
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,188
Your guests will pay their own tab.
Oh, yeah.
571
00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:48,324
Valet parking is not included.
Solid protocol.
572
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:51,160
Tomorrow's briefing will be
15 minutes earlier than usual.
573
00:19:51,161 --> 00:19:53,262
Wonderful. He's so bad at it.
And...
574
00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:55,464
I'm very proud of you, Peralta.
575
00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:56,499
We missed you.
576
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,935
Aww, you ruined it.
577
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,570
To Jake.
[All cheer]
578
00:20:00,604 --> 00:20:02,471
Hey, got you a drink.
579
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:05,074
Thanks.
What is this?
580
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:07,643
It's champagne mixed with
30-year-old scotch
581
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,011
and top-shelf Tequila.
582
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:10,179
Captain said
a two-drink Max.
583
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,214
But he did not set a price limit.
584
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:15,151
Smort.
Hmm.
585
00:20:15,185 --> 00:20:16,686
Oh, God.
It's horrible.
586
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,688
Yeah, I shouldn't have
added the olive juice.
587
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,222
Eww.
588
00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:21,657
Hey, so listen,
589
00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:23,659
the thing I said to you
before I went undercover,
590
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,061
about how I wished
something had happened
591
00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:27,163
between us romantically,
592
00:20:27,164 --> 00:20:29,966
that wasn't nothing.
That was real.
593
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,133
What are you saying?
594
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,702
I know that you're with Teddy.
595
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:34,136
I'm not trying to change that.
596
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:36,305
And I get there's stuff
I can't control.
597
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:38,908
But this morning I told you
that I didn't mean any of it,
598
00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:40,543
and that was a lie.
599
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:43,546
I just don't want to
hold anything back.
600
00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:46,148
Well, thank you for saying that.
601
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:48,417
Just as long as we're clear
that I'm with someone
602
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:51,153
and nothing is gonna happen.
603
00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:52,521
"I'm with someone,
nothing's gonna happen"...
604
00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:54,892
Name of your sex tape.
He's back.
605
00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:56,352
[Chuckles]
606
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,030
Neat sweater.
Ugh.
607
00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:03,733
Did you tell Jake yet?
Nope. Really?
608
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,335
You told him about
his own surprise party.
609
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:07,904
Mm-hmm,
first chance I got.
610
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:11,007
But I had tons of chances to
tell him about what happened
611
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,175
six months ago, and I didn't.
Why not?
612
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,443
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
613
00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:16,279
Eww.
Pump the brakes, Charles.
614
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,880
Because I'm terrified of you
and what you'll do to me.
615
00:21:17,881 --> 00:21:20,082
Oh, that's sweet.
616
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,417
Well, then.
617
00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:25,288
Sound like our nightmare
is finally over.
618
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:27,857
[Both scream]
619
00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,692
What?
[Both groan]
620
00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:31,694
Not a doctor.
Shh.
621
00:21:31,695 --> 00:21:35,751
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