1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,704 ♫ (drumming) 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,239 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:07,275 ANNOUNCER: Archer: Danger Island. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,110 Premieres Wednesday, April 25, 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,978 only on FXX. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,450 FX presents Atlanta. 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,753 Hey, y'all. So, tonight I'm wearing 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,355 my new jasmine brandy lip plump. 9 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,109 And y'all can use a discount code to get it, 10 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:26,327 so you can be... mwah... Twinkling like your girl here. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,330 And what better way to bust it out than a night with my girls? 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,031 That's my girl Van. 13 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,266 Say hi, Van. 14 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,435 That's Van. 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,106 She cute or whatever, and I need a new Netflix password, 16 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,373 so hook a girl up. (laughs) 17 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,541 All right, bye. 18 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,642 No free pictures. 19 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,212 Anyway, y'all stay tuned. 20 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,414 'Cause tonight the stars are gonna be out. 21 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,449 - (chuckles) - (stifled laughter) 22 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,218 I dropped this phone in the tub with Lottie, 23 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,553 and now it just does not hold a charge. 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,355 Uh-uh, no, we not talking about Lottie, 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,548 we not talking about children, we talking about liquor, 26 00:00:56,572 --> 00:00:58,226 - we talking about... - Liquor. 27 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,636 - ♫ Lick 'em and stick 'em ♫ - ♫ Lick 'em ♫ 28 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,395 -♫ Stick 'em ♫ - And (rolls R)... -Uh-uh. 29 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,429 -♫ Stick 'em. ♫ - Tammi, you keep talking like that, 30 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:05,502 -you're gonna have child number two tonight. - Uh-uh. 31 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:07,568 - She is. - I got an IUD to block them K-I-Ds. 32 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,203 - (laughter) - TAMMI: IUD? 33 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,717 You know what, though? Them IUDs work. 34 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:12,173 NADINE: You know what? Y'all nasty. 35 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,806 'Cause I changed my shit up after Lottie. 36 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,007 You know what I'm saying? 37 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,244 (laughter) 38 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,246 Don't get that copper IUD, 39 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,589 -'cause that makes your periods worse. - TAMMI: What? 40 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,653 - Wait, no, it does? - TAMMI: I'm good. -VAN: Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:21,677 --> 00:01:23,417 What ever happened to condoms? 42 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,153 Bitch, how old are you? 43 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,530 - CANDICE: Really. Damn! - You're still using condoms? 44 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,588 Are you in high school? 45 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,657 - (laughter) - You know what? 46 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,059 I don't have kids, and I also don't have HPV, trick. 47 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,495 TAMMI (laughing): Oh! Really, y'all gonna play me like that? 48 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,197 Put that in your condom and fuck it. 49 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,399 Oh, okay, so DJ said that he's going to meet us 50 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,576 and escort us through and everything, 51 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,840 so we don't look like groupies. 52 00:01:40,864 --> 00:01:42,236 - CANDICE: Mm. - (Tammi laughs) 53 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,372 - TAMMI: What the...? - You know what? 54 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,240 What is your deal with DJ, actually? 55 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,108 DJ, girl, that's... He's a tour barber. 56 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,653 - He's nothing. - So, what, you just stringing him along 57 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,279 for an invite to Drake's party? 58 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,248 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, no, I'm not stringing him along. 59 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,450 I actually only talk business with DJ. 60 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,319 So, did you send him selfies? Yes or no. 61 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,422 I might've sent him one or two selfies. Dang. 62 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,158 So you sent him one or two pictures of your breasts. 63 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,194 First of all, my breasts are already on Tumblr, 64 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,571 so he could've already seen it. And I only sent him 65 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,273 -half a nipple... that don't count. - NADINE: Oh. 66 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,774 Oh, okay, so he would've saw them eventually, 67 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,100 because I know you didn't have on no business clothes. 68 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,269 Everybody can't be a nun like you, Nadine. 69 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,271 If I'm gonna chase anybody, y'all, 70 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,607 it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh! 71 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,485 'Cause you know, I've always had a crush on Aubrey. 72 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,353 - TAMMI: Uh, you and all the other groupies. - NADINE: Aubrey? 73 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,888 - TAMMI: What are you talking about? - CANDICE: Aubrey. 74 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,314 - You don't know him. - TAMMI: Girl. 75 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,881 (overlapping chatter) 76 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,617 - CANDICE: He is fine. - Fine. 77 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,428 CANDICE: And he looks like he would make a great father. 78 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,421 TAMMI: Van! Van, do you hear this madness? 79 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,265 - What are we... what are y'all talking about? - You know what? 80 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,500 I don't even care; I need a photo with Drake, 81 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,326 because my Instagram is weak as fuck. 82 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,839 - What are you talking about? - I'm just being real. My shit... 83 00:02:40,872 --> 00:02:42,752 -look, I got Lottie, Lottie, Lottie... - Chicken. 84 00:02:42,776 --> 00:02:44,298 Lottie, me... chicken... 85 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,212 I know exactly which one you're talking about... 86 00:02:46,236 --> 00:02:47,635 - Uh-huh. - Lottie, Lottie, Earn. 87 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,604 - Delete the Earn. - Oh, yeah, so we can replace Earn with Drake. 88 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,374 - Right. (Groans) - (laughs) 89 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:56,644 - Y'all really think this dress is okay? - Mm-hmm. 90 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,854 I think it looks good on you... It's fine. 91 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:58,912 Look, we got to go, okay? 92 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,314 Let's have one more shot. 93 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,315 NADINE: Do y'all think I should smoke tonight? 94 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,450 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! 95 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,917 Oh, my God! 96 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,353 (overlapping chatter) 97 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:08,356 To partying with my girls. 98 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,291 - (cheering) - And IUDs. 99 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,625 (laughter) 100 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,861 - Mmm. - Mmm. 101 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,896 ("Never Created, Never Destroyed" by Jlin playing) 102 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,374 (overlapping chatter) 103 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,310 You are not a better driver after a few drinks. 104 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,844 - I'm a good driver. - No, you ain't. 105 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,381 - Um, Candice. - Next time we smoke and drive. 106 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,384 Candi, you sure we in the right place? 107 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,819 - Yeah. Yeah, this is it. - (moans) 108 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,772 - There's nobody here. - This looks a little sus. 109 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:42,623 No, no, there's gonna be a shuttle that comes. 110 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,325 - I'm freezing. - I'm losing my buzz. 111 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,859 Where is everybody? 112 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,973 - Okay, stop complaining. - We're in the woods, girl. 113 00:03:47,997 --> 00:03:49,430 Follow me. Follow me. 114 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,400 Thi-This way. Follow me. 115 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,467 Where in the world? 116 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,336 You should've wore pants. 117 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,849 You should not be down here in this... 118 00:03:56,882 --> 00:03:58,562 - Who this nigga? - Yo, uh, happy New Year. 119 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,207 - Ha-Happy New Year. - Right. 120 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,200 Hey, y'all going to that Drake theme party, right? 121 00:04:02,224 --> 00:04:03,311 I-I got this pizza for him. 122 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,545 Like, right here. 123 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,547 - Cool. - Y'all have the address? 124 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,924 Yo, give me the address, y'all can have some, 125 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,517 but this pizza has to go inside him. 126 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,927 - Oh, oh, the shuttle's over here. - He needs it. 127 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,631 - What kind of pizza? - This is good pizza. 128 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:14,422 Hey, no, we don't want your pizza. Bye. 129 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:17,425 Wha... No, no, you got to put me on, though. 130 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,826 Put me on... I got music, too. 131 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,539 Like, we could-we could work just together. 132 00:04:20,573 --> 00:04:21,940 Put me on. You... Come on, bruh! 133 00:04:21,974 --> 00:04:23,397 Don't leave me out. 134 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,367 Don't leave me out... 135 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,568 (whispers): It's locked. 136 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,737 Uh, hey. We're here for the party. 137 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,405 Candice Moxon. 138 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,159 Okay, oh, all right, wait, wait, wait, um... 139 00:04:33,183 --> 00:04:35,376 7-4-3-2-9-9. 140 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,944 - (lock clicks) - Oh. 141 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,912 - Ooh. - Yes. 142 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,414 Let's go see Drake. 143 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,115 (laughter) 144 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,891 Damn. 145 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,430 (crying) 146 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,008 Hey, are you okay? 147 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,580 I'm just so happy. 148 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,483 Y'all pretty. 149 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,585 I'm-a take y'all home with me. 150 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,620 (driver laughs) 151 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,491 Just kidding. 152 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,526 (engine starts) 153 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,634 ("House of Mirrors" by David McCallum playing) 154 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,163 SECURITY GUARD: Let's go, ladies. 155 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:52,277 Gather round, gather round. 156 00:05:52,301 --> 00:05:55,088 Come on. 157 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,490 We don't have all night. 158 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,626 File out. 159 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,528 - Oh, my God. - SECURITY GUARD: Good evening. 160 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,462 Welcome to paradise. 161 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,531 IDs out. 162 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,404 If you are here in response to the video shoot, 163 00:06:05,437 --> 00:06:07,117 please proceed with your Ethiopian passport 164 00:06:07,141 --> 00:06:08,335 to the photo booth 165 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,604 -to receive your name tag and your costume. - Okay. 166 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,606 This is a residential home. 167 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,341 Keep booties on at all times. 168 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,876 These are marble floors. 169 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,846 - I am not wearing them booties. - By the way, happy New Year. 170 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,549 Happy New Year! 171 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,383 All right, who's first? 172 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,086 Oh. Drake invited me. 173 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,489 (stifled laughter) 174 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,524 WOMAN (quietly): "Drake invited me." 175 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,561 That's his signature right there. 176 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,395 (women murmuring) 177 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,568 WOMAN: Can I just... 178 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,969 No, you don't have to call him. 179 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,571 I, um... 180 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,405 (chuckles) 181 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,542 I was supposed to be here, not you! 182 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,910 I was invited! 183 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,846 I swear, I was invited! 184 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,682 (crying): ♫ You the, you the best ♫ 185 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,149 ♫ You the, you the... ♫ 186 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,418 - This is my song. - This is my song. 187 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,621 - Girl, every song is your song. - (laughs) 188 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,826 Look at these Instagram 189 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,161 Stepford Wife-looking bitches. 190 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,097 Oh, look, it's Devyon Johnson. 191 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,398 - Wait, where? - The actor? 192 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,600 Where? 193 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,867 NADINE: He's cute. 194 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,203 TAMMI: He would be with a white girl. 195 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,841 These Hollywood niggas are so cliché. 196 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,510 Hey. 197 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,478 DJ! DJ. Hey, DJ, baby. 198 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,647 - Hi. Mwah. - Mwah. What's up, ladies? 199 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,582 DJ, next time, can you escort me? 200 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,518 Because security was so mean to me. 201 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,351 - DJ: Oh, yeah, I got you. - Where's Drake at? 202 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:34,755 - You gonna introduce us? - Oh, yeah, I want to meet Drake. 203 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,590 Uh, yeah, he's-he's floating around somewhere. 204 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,425 Well, where's this room? 205 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,561 - This the VIP room? We want to go here. - DJ: Uh... 206 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,954 Okay, okay, well... Chill. (laughs) 207 00:07:41,978 --> 00:07:43,597 No, no, it's-it's-it's cool. 208 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,599 W-Well, I got to go DJ. 209 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,601 'Cause my name is D-D-D-D-DJ. 210 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,637 (laughs) He's funny, right? 211 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,938 - He's so... - No. -Get a drink, 212 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,606 I'll hook y'all up. 213 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,508 Oh. You want a gummy? 214 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,509 - Uh-huh. - Oh, yes. 215 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,144 - I'm good, thank you. - Uh. 216 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,479 - Uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh... - (chuckles) 217 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,848 Mm-hmm, mm. 218 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,616 She likes gummies. 219 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,585 Take the gummy, enjoy yourself. 220 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,520 - Fine. - Mm-hmm. -Come on. 221 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,755 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 222 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,857 Well, ladies, I'm gonna go with DJ. 223 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,224 - Ah. - So, y'all have fun. 224 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,693 - DJ: Mm. - It's a party, dance. 225 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,961 Bye, Candi. 226 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,962 Look at 'em. 227 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,565 (Candice speaking indistinctly) 228 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,199 Mm-mmm. 229 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,268 Chew. 230 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,807 Very good. 231 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,542 - (taps Nadine) - Let's go. 232 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,511 - NADINE: I don't like it. - TAMMI: Mm-mm-mm. 233 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,653 ♫ Way up, way up ♫ 234 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,860 ♫ Way up, way up ♫ 235 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:52,032 ♫ Same old thang ♫ 236 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,667 ♫ Watch me do the same old thang ♫ 237 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,061 ♫ If I wrote your ass a love song ♫ 238 00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:56,704 ♫ Could I make it bang? ♫ 239 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,177 ♫ If I pull up with my gun drawn... ♫ 240 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,674 I'm so sorry. 241 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,543 It's okay. 242 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,179 This edible ain't kicking in fast enough 243 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,749 for me to enjoy this thot-a-thon. 244 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,651 Amen. 245 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,621 Where is Devyon Johnson? 246 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,523 I just need to talk some sense into him. 247 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,592 Just so he knows, you know? 248 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,594 I feel weird. 249 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,029 I'm-a go find his ass. 250 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,865 Damn, girl, you look high as hell. 251 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,569 Nadine, stay with Van. 252 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,742 You seem annoyed or something. 253 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,045 - Is it Earn? - No. 254 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,548 He's out there living his life and I'm here living mine. 255 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,341 I'm just trying to get this photo with Drake. 256 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,118 I need to strategize. 257 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,688 Is it me? A-Are you mad at me? 258 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,957 What? No. 259 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,925 You're paranoid. Stop it. 260 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:56,029 Ugh! I'm just going through stuff, 261 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,733 and this dress is just, like... 262 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,702 I just need to calm down. 263 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,304 I need to have a good time and I'm just gonna relax. 264 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,739 I'm gonna have a good time 265 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,208 and I'm gonna have a vodka soda, please. 266 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,178 NADINE: Yes. Is this the police? 267 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,880 I-I need your help. 268 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,883 I'm at this big party at Drake's house and I'm dying. 269 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,951 - I-I don't... - Who are you talking to, baby? 270 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,052 - Hello? - Help. 271 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,754 Did she give you an address? 272 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,255 No? Okay, bye. 273 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,129 Honey, what's wrong with you? You're just high. 274 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,693 No, I'm dying and I know it. 275 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,194 You are high and you're paranoid. 276 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,962 No, I need to go to the hospital. 277 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,764 No. We need to get out of this room, 278 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,765 but we are not leaving. 279 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,668 Just take a sit right here, okay? 280 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,837 Why don't you lie down? You want to lie down? 281 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,271 NADINE: I can't breathe right. 282 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,807 Yes, you can. Come on. 283 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,040 Let's lay you down. All right. 284 00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:43,677 Okay. Okay. 285 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,379 We're gonna breathe together like in yoga. Okay? 286 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,282 - (clothing rips) - Shit. 287 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,721 Um, okay, let's breathe. (exhales) 288 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,758 Okay? (inhales and exhales) 289 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,960 Okay. You keep doing that. 290 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,394 Breathe. I see you breathing, okay? 291 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,830 I'm gonna get some water. 292 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,665 Wait. DJ drugged me. 293 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,900 No, no, no, no. 294 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,902 We all ate the same thing. Okay? 295 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,638 It's okay. Why don't you lie down again, okay? 296 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,008 Um, look, it's Drake. 297 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,362 You can hang out with Drake, okay? 298 00:11:16,395 --> 00:11:17,595 Why don't you stay with Drake? 299 00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:20,202 I'm-a be right back. Okay? All right. 300 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,120 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 301 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,856 - I'm so sorry. - It-It's all good. 302 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,157 - I mean, I... - I'm sorry. 303 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,691 I was all in the way. 304 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,861 No, I'm sorry. I... 305 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,363 Um, do you know where I can find, 306 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,900 like, a water or something non-alcoholic or like... 307 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,002 Voilà. 308 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,906 Wow. Thank you. (chuckles) 309 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,875 You got a bathroom in there, too? 310 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,428 I think I could help you out with that. 311 00:11:49,452 --> 00:11:51,879 Oh, okay. (Laughs) 312 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,681 Um... um... 313 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,983 (chuckles) 314 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,918 I'm Brandon, by the way. 315 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,853 Oh, I'm Van. 316 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,727 - It's-it's nice to meet you. - Yeah, you, too. 317 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,128 - Nice to meet you. - Pretty smile. 318 00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:05,692 Thank you. 319 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,929 Um... I got to go. 320 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,282 My friend is kind of freaking out. 321 00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,199 I needed to bring her this water, so... 322 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,134 I mean, is-is everything okay? 323 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,287 I mean, do you need some help? I can-I can follow you. 324 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:18,071 - Um, yeah, sure. Okay. - Yeah? 325 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,773 Yeah. Um... 326 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,208 she's pretty high, though, so... 327 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,481 - Yeah? - I don't want you to... 328 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,344 Sure she'll be all right with that water. 329 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,913 Where the hell did she go? 330 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,915 BRANDON: Oh, was she here? What she look like? 331 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,784 Nadine! Shit. 332 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,489 Shit. My phone is dead. 333 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,826 - Nadine! - Look, don't worry. I got you. 334 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,859 I know a place downstairs you can charge your phone 335 00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:42,896 next to a pretty dope bathroom. 336 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,231 - All right? Yeah. - Really? 337 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,942 - Oh, my God. Okay. - No fear, no fear, no fear. 338 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,367 - Thank you. - I got you. I got you. 339 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,936 She's gonna get us all arrested. 340 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,649 Yeah, just right this way, right down here. 341 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:52,940 Okay. 342 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,775 - Oh, my gosh. (Giggles) - BRANDON: Don't trip. 343 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,847 That's a... that's a really nice dress. 344 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,982 - Oh, thank you. (Giggles) - Yeah, of course. 345 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,383 - Thank you. - It's perfect. 346 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,953 Wow, so this is, like, his studio? 347 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,288 - Yeah, it, uh, looks that way. - Damn. 348 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,024 Uh-huh. (imitates record scratching) 349 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,160 (both laugh) 350 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,395 There's, uh, the power strip. 351 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,898 Oh, thank you. 352 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,901 So you, um, you work with Drake? 353 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,903 Nah, uh, 354 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,105 Drake's nutritionist is my cousin. 355 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,007 - Oh. - Yeah, Coop. 356 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,009 Oh, cool. Cool. 357 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,979 But how'd you know about his studio down here, then? 358 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,382 No, you know... I just, uh... 359 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,184 I got here at, like, 8:00, 360 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,452 so I just walked around. 361 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,989 Nobody was here, so... 362 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,157 - Checked out the rooms. - Uh-huh. 363 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,927 - Saw what was in 'em. - With your friends? 364 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,397 Friends? Nah. 365 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,532 But you're my friend. 366 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:56,536 (both chuckle) 367 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,939 Okay. Um... 368 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,807 I need to use the bathroom. 369 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,475 I'm gonna charge my phone in there. 370 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511 Great. Let me just... let me show you where it is. 371 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,514 Okay. 372 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,117 Here. Let-let me show you. It's right over here. 373 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,052 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 374 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,354 - Right here. - Thank you. 375 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,924 - Oh, I got it. Thank you. - You got it? 376 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,117 - Yeah. Thank you, though. - All right. You're welcome. 377 00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,493 I-I-I'll just... I'll wait here. 378 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,030 Ugh. Okay! 379 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,431 BRANDON: You good? 380 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,200 Uh, yeah, I'm good. 381 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,468 You need anything? 382 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,071 VAN: You know what? No. 383 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,140 BRANDON: Okay, some toilet paper or...? 384 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,044 Uh, why don't you go get us some weed? 385 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112 BRANDON: Weed, right. 386 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,381 Yeah, I can... I can, I can find that. 387 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,518 Um, yeah. Uh... are you... are you hungry? 388 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,512 You want any food while I'm at it? A d... a drink? 389 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:50,057 - T-Tequila? - Um, like, food? 390 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,059 Maybe some water. 391 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,860 Okay. All right. I'll be right back. 392 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,095 - Okay. - Right back. 393 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,096 VAN: Take your time. 394 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,399 Okay, just... (mutters) 395 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,092 Oh. 396 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,893 ♫ 397 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,096 Drake? 398 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,936 Hello? 399 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,077 (phone buzzes) 400 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,313 (sighing) 401 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,288 Smells nice. 402 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,932 ♫ 403 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,964 Oh, my God. 404 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,882 (sniffs) 405 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,986 Is this real? 406 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,323 DARIUS: No. 407 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,992 No, it is not. 408 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,996 Hmm. 409 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,165 Have you heard of Bostrom's simulation argument? 410 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,101 No. 411 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,070 Basically, it just states that, uh, 412 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:20,773 future civilizations must have immense computing power, 413 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,376 and that if even a fraction of this 414 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,179 were to run ancestral simulation, 415 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,613 there's a high probability that it would be indistinguishable 416 00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:31,184 from reality to the simulated ancestor, 417 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,719 i.e. us. 418 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,188 What? 419 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,290 You're a simulation. 420 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,727 - Oh. - Like a Sim. 421 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,231 There is someone controlling your every movement. 422 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,168 Yeah, I don't even like apples. 423 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104 Can you help me stop thinking? 424 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,374 (whispering): Perhaps. 425 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,278 Catch. 426 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,547 (laughs) 427 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,720 Is she real? 428 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,923 Real fake. 429 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,761 I knew it. 430 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,564 ♫ Boy ain't slept in 40 days ♫ 431 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,199 ♫ Rain, hail, sleet, snow ♫ 432 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,672 ♫ Even when it's dark or sunny, man ♫ 433 00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:22,569 ♫ I ain't got nothing left to lose ♫ 434 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,504 ♫ First time I seen all I could gain ♫ 435 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,139 ♫ So I beat the street, just my feet ♫ 436 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,208 ♫ Look how far I came ♫ 437 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,178 ♫ Up from unpopular lame, but now I'm a popular name ♫ 438 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,771 ♫ See these niggas ain't paid the cost ♫ 439 00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:34,315 ♫ We both rap, they awful, I'm awe... ♫ 440 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,485 (humming "Hotline Bling") 441 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,111 (snapping fingers, humming) 442 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,534 (phone chimes) 443 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,839 (sighs) 444 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,647 (sighs loudly) 445 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,349 ♫ Been on that fuck-a-nigga shit ♫ 446 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,393 ♫ Take a nigga bitch and then I pass her to the clique ♫ 447 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,417 ♫ I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch ♫ 448 00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:47,787 ♫ I just get 'em for the bros ♫ 449 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,522 ♫ I'm just worried 'bout them chips ♫ 450 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,324 ♫ I'm a shot call, little nigga ♫ 451 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,426 ♫ I'm-a stay wild, hot nigga ♫ 452 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,328 ♫ I belong in a dog pound ♫ 453 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,398 ♫ Shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... ♫ 454 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,335 Yeah, I'm staring at you. Ho. 455 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305 Is there a problem? 456 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,240 Not really! 457 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,842 You're saddled over there with your black man accessory, 458 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,646 and I'm just tired of that story, to be honest. 459 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,881 It's basic. 460 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,485 But that's just me, personally. 461 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487 Okay. 462 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,921 ♫ Stop it, niggas knowin'... ♫ 463 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,724 Maybe I'm just a good woman. 464 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,493 Huh?! 465 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,362 Like, a good girlfriend? 466 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,366 Maybe I add value to his life? 467 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,269 I've been with him since he was doing community theater. 468 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,805 I cooked. I cleaned. 469 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,573 I've had his back from the very beginning. 470 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,576 I've always supported him. 471 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,280 Maybe two good people found each other, 472 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,383 and I'm a good woman who found a good man. 473 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,252 ♫ I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch... ♫ 474 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,886 Bitch, don't even act like you don't know 475 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,423 what's going on out here! 476 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,858 You got all the advantages in the world to be a good woman. 477 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,593 You can afford to invest early. 478 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,462 I ain't got time to be sitting out here 479 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,495 with no community-theater-ass nigga for eight years 480 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:06,599 and wishing on a goddamn star. Uh-uh. 481 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868 There are plenty, plenty, plenty, plenty 482 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,704 of good, black women, but you don't see Brad Pitt 483 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,407 trying to date Shonda Rhimes. No! 484 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,444 No. No. Type "beautiful woman" 485 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,878 in Google Images, honey. 486 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,847 Then you can talk to me. 487 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,450 ♫ I'm a shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... ♫ 488 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,284 I just love Devyon. 489 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,019 Bitch, I love him, too! 490 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,322 ♫ Little nigga, I'm-a stay wild ♫ 491 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,324 ♫ Hot nigga, I belong in a dog pound... ♫ 492 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,961 Okay, um, thank you. 493 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,596 ♫ That's a no-no ♫ 494 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,965 ♫ Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze ♫ 495 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,401 ♫ Loaded up, still bouncin' with that .44... ♫ 496 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,270 Sorry. 497 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,639 ♫ Never give a bitch yo' phone, that's a no-no ♫ 498 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,141 ♫ Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze. ♫ 499 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,680 (man speaking Spanish) 500 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,888 Hi? 501 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,159 (man speaking Spanish) 502 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,965 (whispering): Hi. I'm sorry. 503 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,969 Um... I'm lost. 504 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,971 - I need to get to the party. - (speaking Spanish) 505 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,007 Um, or to the main part of the house. 506 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,976 (speaking Spanish) 507 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,445 With Drake? 508 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,548 Drake. Drake no está. 509 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,349 (speaks Spanish) 510 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,922 Oh. Um... (chuckles) 511 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,592 - I don't really, um... - (speaking Spanish) 512 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,694 ¿El avión? 513 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,329 Yo soy su abuelo. 514 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,665 Are you Drake's abuelo? 515 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500 Sí. Abuelo. 516 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,502 Oh, my God. You're his grandpa. 517 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,371 Sí. Abuelo. (Speaking Spanish) 518 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,874 No. Mm-mm. 519 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,510 I don't speak Spanish. 520 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,580 No hablas español. But it's nice to meet you. 521 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,049 (speaking Spanish) 522 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,755 You want me to look at that? 523 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,596 Hold up. 524 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,431 Drake's not here? 525 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:30,477 WOMAN: Yeah, you got to get low in front and high. 526 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,379 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Hey. $20. All right. 527 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,081 Look, we got this right here. 528 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,517 Drake bowtie. Straight off the tux from the Oscars. 529 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,619 - What's up? - Get low. 530 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,053 What the fuck is going on in here? 531 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,489 Oh, how you doing? 532 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:43,923 We got $20 per selfie. 533 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,460 - It'll get you 10,000 followers, guaranteed. - Mm-hmm. 534 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,928 The line starts there, sweetie. 535 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,033 Hold up. You're telling me all these girls 536 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,569 have been posting fake photos on Instagram all night? 537 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,571 Look, they're real to everyone else. 538 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,973 I mean, this your best option, anyway. 539 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,442 You thought you was gonna have a meaningful convo with Drake 540 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,356 -or some shit? - You was gonna come to the party, 541 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,580 ask for a pic and post it on the Gram, 542 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,048 so here you go. 543 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,183 - You're welcome. - $20. 544 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,019 Line's right there. 545 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,588 Or $30, hold on. 546 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,591 And you get these free Puma slides. 547 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,992 What's up? 548 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,427 What you want to do? 549 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,870 - (scoffs) - Girl, she ain't real. 550 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,606 - Come on, cutie. Who next? - Hey. 551 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,143 Stars are just a projection of what's actually already 552 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,445 - inside of your mind. - Drake. 553 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,716 Darius? 554 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,653 DARIUS: Oh, hey, Van. 555 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,154 Why are you here? 556 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,457 Oh, actually, we were just talking about that. 557 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,660 It's basically, really just... 558 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,662 No, I meant the party. 559 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,564 Is Earn with you? 560 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,698 No. 561 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,635 But I know Drake's chef, Guillermo, 562 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,470 from the glorious days of pick-up soccer. 563 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,606 But how did we get here? 564 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,642 Oh, see, that's an even harder one, actually. 565 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,510 - It all start... - VAN: No, shut up. 566 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,781 Candice drove us here. 567 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:19,251 And then she ditched us for T-Pain's party. 568 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,488 That sucks. 569 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,957 You okay? 570 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,095 I think so. 571 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,665 Me and Darius figured out that I am nothing. 572 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,500 We're all nothing. 573 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,035 It's a simulation, Van. 574 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,707 It's all fake. 575 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,644 You're right. 576 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,078 It's all fake. 577 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,815 There's no Drake. 578 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,251 So don't ruin your high and just enjoy yourself. 579 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,654 Hmm. 580 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:57,523 You're such a good friend. 581 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,828 TAMMI: Hey. Hey. 582 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,697 Hey, y'all. They kicking everybody out. 583 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,766 And, Van, what the hell do you got on? 584 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,769 Come on, y'all. 585 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,571 NADINE: How are we getting home? 586 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,660 Drake's Mexican. 587 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,733 (Spanish version of Drake's "Hotline Bling" playing) 588 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,989 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 589 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,133 (clanks) 590 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,310 MAN: A few years working for me, 591 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,646 you won't just visit Morocco. 592 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,851 You'll buy Morocco. 593 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:06,886 ANNOUNCER: Trust. 594 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,889 All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 595 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,992 This power is... 596 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,795 - I... I... - SYD: I... 597 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,797 I love you, David, but... 598 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,999 You're nuts, kiddo. 599 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,133 You're... 600 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,369 A danger no one is ready for. 601 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,937 The real me. 602 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:28,140 Is an imminent threat to our future, our safety... 603 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,242 Our one-way ticket to... 604 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:34,446 (echoing) Utter destruction. 605 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:40,086 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 606 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,357 (man's voice on radio speaking Russian) 607 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,895 -(static) - MAN (on radio): We believe that freedom and security... 608 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,899 (people shouting, voices on radio, static) 609 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,666 (voices, music, static) 610 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,740 ELIZABETH: Things have gone bad. 611 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,076 ANNOUNCER: The Americans. Final season. 612 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,779 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 613 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,083 ANNOUNCER: Heaven on earth, or so they were told. 614 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,886 How many blowhards can one island hold? 615 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,922 (whimpering, grunting) Oh! Oh! 616 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,257 ANNOUNCER: Archer Danger Island. 617 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,027 All-new season premieres Wednesday, April 25. 618 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,962 Only on FXX.