1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,483 [echoing] This thing kills everyone. 2 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,398 [teeth chattering] 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:10,967 [chattering continues] 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,320 FX presentsAtlanta. 5 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,856 No, I got, I got into it with the Mexicans, man. 6 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,945 I got to deal with some eses. 7 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:35,774 Huh? It ain't my fault I don't speak Spanish. 8 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,516 Yeah, I thought quincemeant 18. 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,345 Well, what does she have on a wedding dress for? 10 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,782 Hey, sorry for being late, my man. 11 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:46,350 Commode in my house backed up 12 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,961 and my petty-ass girlfriend done hid all the plungers. 13 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,702 It's all good, man. It's-it's all good. 14 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,095 - What was that? - What? 15 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,531 I'm sorry, did you say something? 16 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,185 Yeah, I was answering you, man. 17 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:56,099 Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man. 18 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,970 Okay, hold on, son. 19 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,712 Yeah, she said she ain't even trust me around rubber and wood. 20 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:01,974 Hid all the plungers. 21 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,938 What type of petty person do some shit like that? 22 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:05,935 Yeah, absolutely. 23 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:08,981 Yeah. So what we doing? 24 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,548 My man, what we doing? 25 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,029 Oh, nigga, I don't know when you talking to me, I'm sorry. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,118 Um, the usual. 27 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,990 No. Course not. 28 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,210 She don't be thinking about nothing else, either. 29 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,038 With that fine ass, she gonna get it, though. 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,642 You know what I'm saying? It's all good. 31 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,694 When I get my income tax, I'm-a open my own shop 32 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:29,176 or-or I'm-a buy my own WNBA team, one of those... 33 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:30,394 - Yo, Bibby. - Huh? 34 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,396 - Can we...? - Hey, man, let me let you go. 35 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,398 I got somebody sitting in the chair. 36 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,792 Yeah, he's a little hostile. I got to jet. I'll let you go. 37 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,534 Yeah, it's gonna probably take me a little minute with this. 38 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,406 Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it. 39 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:45,148 Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'. 40 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,237 - Bibby, man. If you don't... man... -Oh, I'm sorry. 41 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,978 Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go. 42 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,850 All right, Bubba, okay, cool. All right. All right, man. 43 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,331 Sorry about that, man. So what'd you say we're doing today? 44 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,203 The usual, Bibby. 45 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,926 - All right, then, the usual it is. - Yeah. 46 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:01,338 Hey. Let me ask you a question. Did you see the news last night? 47 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,862 Them savages from Atlanta that went into that T-Mobile store, 48 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,603 drove they car in there, 49 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,287 - got away with about 100 phones. - Yeah, man. It's crazy out here. 50 00:02:08,311 --> 00:02:10,423 I mean, it's-it's that time of year though, I guess. 51 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:11,827 Yeah. Crazy. 52 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,437 Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen. 53 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,570 If you know somebody that needs a iPhone, 54 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,287 tell them to holla at me if they with T-Mobile. 55 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,226 - I got the hookup on the low. - Got you, man. 56 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,549 - I appreciate that. - All right. 57 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,185 So what we doing now? 58 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,579 [stammers] Like I said, man, the usual. 59 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,233 All right, the usual, damn. 60 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,408 Usual, gonna have the usual. 61 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,453 You don't want to do nothing different? 62 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,737 No, man. Look, I got, I got a photo shoot coming up, man. 63 00:02:31,761 --> 00:02:33,457 - So I just... want to look good. - Oh! 64 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,901 Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up. 65 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,287 - Yeah, man. I mean... - Oh, you Hollywood now, huh? 66 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,612 Nah, man. It's just a write-up for me in a magazine. 67 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,005 Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood. 68 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,093 It's a write-up in a magazine, 69 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,517 and they want to take some pictures, 70 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:43,859 so that's-that's what I'm doing. 71 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:46,098 Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now? That's what that is? 72 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,231 - No, Bibby, man. -My boy done went straight Hollywood on me. 73 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,884 - That's good, though. - It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby. 74 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,321 - I ain't going no Hollywood, man. - Huh? 75 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,385 You know what, that reminds me, as a matter of fact, 76 00:02:53,429 --> 00:02:55,169 I'm glad you brought that Hollywood shit up. 77 00:02:55,213 --> 00:02:58,047 Me and my girl snuck in the AMC the other day, see a movie. 78 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,049 We was looking at the movie posters on the wall, 79 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:02,225 and guess how many movie posters they got on there 80 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,227 with black people on them. 81 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,838 - Guess! - One. 82 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,275 - Zero! - Zero. 83 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,406 It's sad, man. 84 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,713 Key and Peele put a movie out with a cat in it, 85 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,323 they put the cat on the poster. 86 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,909 They dressed the cat up like a nigga instead of 87 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,694 putting two niggas that made the movie on the poster. 88 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,894 So was it a cat in a suit or just looked like a nigga? 89 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,330 It was... You know, you know a cat, 90 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,288 what a, what a nigga cat look like! 91 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,571 Okay. All right, man. I got it. 92 00:03:22,595 --> 00:03:24,508 - It's fucked up. I know. - It is. 93 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,672 Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad somebody agree with me. 94 00:03:26,696 --> 00:03:28,251 See, that's why I like you. You smart. 95 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,515 Smarter than a lot of them. Why I like you. 96 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,173 Oh, you got somewhere to be? 97 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,657 - Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man. - Oh, shit, my bad. 98 00:03:39,681 --> 00:03:41,482 - Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey. -Just... 99 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,267 - [groans] -Hey, no big deal, baby. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 100 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,921 No big deal. You should've said that. 101 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,124 - All right, man. We good. - I'll get you squared away. 102 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:50,207 - [clippers buzz] -Oh, shit. Don't worry about that. 103 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,707 Don't worry. That ain't nothing. 104 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:55,322 Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh. 105 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,541 Get you ready for Hollywood. 106 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,501 That reminds me, hey, did you see that basketball player 107 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,938 that hit all them people at the club in that invisible car? 108 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,381 - That shit on YouTube. - Yeah, man. 109 00:04:04,425 --> 00:04:06,383 - I-I know about it. - That is the funniest vi... 110 00:04:06,427 --> 00:04:08,552 You got to see this shit. I got to show you this. 111 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,337 - Yeah, man. - Shit here is funny. 112 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,339 But I ain't got to, I ain't got to, I already... 113 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,557 Uh-uh. You got to watch this. 114 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,881 You need to watch this, trust me. 115 00:04:14,924 --> 00:04:17,324 - Yeah, watch that right quick. - [people screaming on video] 116 00:04:17,348 --> 00:04:18,910 I'm-a use the bathroom, though. 117 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,217 - Man, where you go...? - Let me just... 118 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,527 Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody... 119 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,311 Somebody calling your phone, bruh. 120 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,359 Raindrops, peach emoji? 121 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,361 Hello? What you doing? 122 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,450 Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't go through that. Hello? 123 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,322 Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for? 124 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,977 I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes... 125 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,805 I'm on 85 right now, I promise. 126 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,981 Promise to God, I'm on 85! 127 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:49,463 All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit. 128 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:52,770 Oh, boy. 129 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,599 - What are, what are you doing? - Leaving. 130 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,601 Leav...? Man, Bibby, you can't leave me here 131 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:58,559 with half a haircut, man. 132 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,256 Look at this shit, man. Come on now! 133 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,364 It's cool 'cause you coming with me. 134 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:02,954 - Come on. - Bibby, I ain't going... 135 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,367 Man, I ain't going nowhere till my hair get cut, bruh. 136 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,783 Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay 137 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,027 five minutes around the corner. I'll cut you over there. 138 00:05:08,051 --> 00:05:09,439 - We'll be right back. - Why, man? 139 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,763 We already in a barbershop, bruh. 140 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:12,350 Hey. I know you don't want nobody else in here 141 00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:14,270 to cut your hair for your billboard, do you? 142 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,634 You trying to go to Hollywood now. 143 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,187 You want to be on the poster or you want the cat on the poster? 144 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,537 - A'ight, man. - Come on now. Yeah, so... 145 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,757 - Come on. - Shit, man! 146 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,802 - All right, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 147 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,413 We got to go out the back, man. 148 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,856 Them people, them people be out there. Just come on this way. 149 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,591 We ain't going out the front? 150 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,636 Oh, goddamn. 151 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,600 ♪ 152 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,998 Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like? 153 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,044 - What? - Yeah, your cable. 154 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,263 'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now. 155 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,004 I'm working with them on the side. 156 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,659 So if you sign up with me, I'll make sure you're taken care of. 157 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,943 - You know what I'm talking about? - I'm straight, Bibby. 158 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,624 Well, fine. Do this for me, then. 159 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,747 Take these business cards, pass them out at your show 160 00:06:05,771 --> 00:06:07,279 or take them to a studio or something. 161 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,203 Throw them at the crowd, whatever you got to do. 162 00:06:09,227 --> 00:06:11,545 Make sure you pick up my loosies, though, 163 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,634 'cause them ain't cheap. 164 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:16,680 "Klear Cable." With a "K." 165 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,943 Clever, right? 166 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,252 Toothpick? 167 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,688 50 cent. 168 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,298 I'm good, man. 169 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,300 ♪ 170 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,346 [dog barking] 171 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:51,715 Hey. Yo, my man. Hey. Where your mom at, boy? 172 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,238 Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here! 173 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,588 You a hour late. Come on, Omari. 174 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,951 Hour late? What you talking about? 175 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:57,329 Let's go. We're going. Let's go. 176 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,133 - Come on. -Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down. 177 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,550 Bibby, I ain't got time for this. 178 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,552 - Move! -Baby, I'm here now. What you doing? 179 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,596 - This ain't none of my fault. - Whose fault is it? 180 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,600 It's his fault! 181 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,203 You always got some type of excuse, man! 182 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:09,516 No, this not no excuse this time. 183 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,474 Seriously, this is his fault. 184 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,104 He called me, talking about his car was broke down. 185 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,932 You know what I'm talking about? And I was on my way home to you. 186 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,740 I had told him. He said, could I help him. 187 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,370 I was like, "Nah, I got to go do the right thing." 188 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,351 You know what I'm saying? 189 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,614 But he start crying and stuff. 190 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,137 Talking about his engine. 191 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,549 Yeah, he had queef engine or something like that. 192 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,314 And his carburetor had jaundice. 193 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,509 So I then had to go and pick him up off the side of the road. 194 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,317 'Cause only reason why I did that 195 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,729 is 'cause of all that Jesus stuff you've been teaching me. 196 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:32,153 - You know what I'm saying? You're supposed to help. - Mm-hmm. 197 00:07:32,196 --> 00:07:34,111 - What would Jesus do? - Why he wearing a cape? 198 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:36,760 He a magician! How I supposed to know? 199 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,719 Listen, baby, look. Look, now. 200 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,111 I'm trying to do the right thing. 201 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,765 I only did this 'cause of you. 202 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,003 You've been trying to get my life right. 203 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,527 It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this. 204 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,616 I wouldn't even help the nigga had it not been for you. 205 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,400 That's why I even came over here to tell you. 206 00:07:48,444 --> 00:07:50,084 I wanted to thank you for all the stuff... 207 00:07:50,108 --> 00:07:52,743 You-You done changed my life. Thank you, baby. 208 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:57,607 - Hurry up. - Thank you. 209 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,001 Come on, baby. Here. 210 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,794 My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go. 211 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,231 I ain't got all day. 212 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,933 Oh... hey. I wasn't talking to you. 213 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,370 I was talking to my man. Come on, bro. 214 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,956 Bibby, man, I know you kidding me with this shit. 215 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,480 I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair 216 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,184 after driving me around damn creation, man! 217 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:27,597 Listen, I know, but he had an appointment, though. 218 00:08:27,621 --> 00:08:29,204 - Nigga, so did I! - That's true. 219 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,249 But, technically, his was before yours. 220 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,730 Know what I'm sayin'? Just calm down, man. 221 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,578 We gonna be here five minutes. He... he just need a line. 222 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,322 - Go on, Bibby, man! Shit! - Thank you, man. 223 00:08:37,346 --> 00:08:38,953 Come on now. It's all good. 224 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,999 Five more minutes. 225 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,045 ♪ 226 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,803 All right, little man. There you go. 227 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,631 - MARY: Bibby! - What? 228 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,806 The water's not running. 229 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,634 I thought you said you paid the bill. 230 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,809 I did pay the bill! 231 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,767 Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh? 232 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,813 Thought I paid that bill. 233 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,255 You're a magician? 234 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,996 No. 235 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,693 That's what Bibby said. 236 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,304 - Well, Bibby's an idiot. - That's mean. 237 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,612 Can you show me a trick? 238 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:34,225 Little man. I just told you I wasn't a magician, okay? 239 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:37,489 What's wrong with your hair? 240 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,623 Are you sick or something? 241 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,582 - The hell? - That was your trick? 242 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,281 MARY: And now the power?! 243 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:49,240 - Bibby, you said you paid that! - I did pay it, baby. 244 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,242 You know Donald Trump and them biz out here. 245 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,636 The devil always trying to steal our j... 246 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,900 You did not just steal from me. 247 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,510 This for the boy haircut! 248 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,556 I got to go, baby. God bless you now. 249 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,776 - Bibby. - [door opens] 250 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,516 Bibby! 251 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,517 [door closes] 252 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,259 This nigga! Shit! 253 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,832 Hey, man. Sorry about all that. 254 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,314 You know how crazy these hos can get. 255 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:22,012 Hey, guess I'm staying with my other woman tonight, you know... 256 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,136 Bibby, man, just take me back to the shop, all right? 257 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,572 I ain't playing with you, Bibby. 258 00:10:25,616 --> 00:10:27,844 Okay, all right. All right. 259 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,759 You must be starving though, right? 260 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,673 Hell yeah, man. 261 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,719 My whole day been fucked up so far. Yes. 262 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,896 Good. Let me get you something to eat. It's the least I can do. 263 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,339 - [groans] - I'm-a take care of you. 264 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,055 Take you right back to the shop after that. 265 00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:41,249 We're gonna eat. Hey, you like Zaxby's? 266 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,818 Nigga, don't be rude. 267 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,255 - Of course I love Zaxby's. - I got you. 268 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,692 Thank you. 269 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,651 Talking 'bout. Shit. 270 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,266 What...? 271 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,964 - Yeah. - Nigga, what the fuck is this? 272 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,420 Come on, man, you know I dabble in construction 273 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,124 from time to time. Come on, you got to eat! 274 00:11:04,148 --> 00:11:05,577 Nigga, this ain't no restaurant! 275 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,928 You coming or not? Come on! 276 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,408 Here we go. 277 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,801 Zaxby's! 278 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,414 Nigga, these your leftovers? 279 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:20,114 No! I mean, I did eat the chicken wings. And the sauce. 280 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,856 And part of that bread. But them chicken tenders right there, 281 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,205 that's all you, my man. 282 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,990 Take me back to the shop, now, 'cause I swear, 283 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,992 you keep playing with me, Bibby, 284 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,316 and I'm-a fuck you up, all right? 285 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:32,430 Listen. You the one said you was hungry. 286 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,084 I was just trying to help you out, 287 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,999 but we can go back to the shop. 288 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,131 Thank you. Let's go, man. 289 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,872 Hey, yo, just help me get this lumber 290 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,915 - in the back of my truck... - Man, fuck that, man! 291 00:11:40,939 --> 00:11:42,571 Finish my hair! 292 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,027 Man, help me get this lumber. I promise, 293 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,171 the faster we do this, the faster I can cut your hair. 294 00:11:46,215 --> 00:11:48,869 I'm taking you right back to the shop after this, I promise. 295 00:11:48,913 --> 00:11:51,362 Just help me load this up. I promise! 296 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,191 Fuck, man! 297 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,193 Nigga, three? You better pick up five. 298 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,677 - Use your back, too, bitch. - I don't have that many muscles. 299 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,719 Come on, man. 300 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,899 Perfect. Just got one more bundle, my man. 301 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,944 Shit! 302 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,818 Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man. 303 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:15,386 What do you think you're doing? You stealing my lumber? 304 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,277 - What the... What are you, uh... - Hey, ma'am, calm... 305 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,410 What the hell do you think you're doing on my property? 306 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,020 - Ma'am, calm down. - You're trespassing. 307 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,369 I know, ma'am. Just calm down. Listen. 308 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,067 No, I will not calm down. Who the hell are you? 309 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,411 Listen, I work for the contractors 310 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,735 that's building the house, right? 311 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,835 I loaned ya'll this lumber as collateral. 312 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,856 - And then ain't nobody paid us... - I'm calling the cops. 313 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,280 - Bibby. - Don't call the... Listen. 314 00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:33,622 All that ain't necessary, ma'am. 315 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,905 I had to reconfiscate this wood 316 00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,668 'cause ain't nobody paid me my money. 317 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,950 So, you should speak to your husband, 318 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,654 - so we can get paid. - [truck door closes] 319 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,576 Oh, I will call my husband, and then the police. 320 00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:43,980 Well, do it then, beige lady! Call 'em! 321 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,287 Hey! You son of a bitch. 322 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,028 We're gonna sue you! 323 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,639 Sue! But you need to talk to your husband, 324 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,511 'cause we ain't had no contracts, 'cause he cheap. 325 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,209 [engine starts] 326 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,298 ♪ 327 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,865 [tires screeching] 328 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,823 That's my wood! 329 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:11,312 Hey. You don't think she called the police, do you? 330 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:16,099 I'm still on probation, nigga, so I hope the fuck not. 331 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,972 Nah, she ain't call 'em. We all right. It's all good. 332 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,843 Do I even have to say it, Bibby? 333 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,780 - We should probably... -Should probably head back to the shop. 334 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,204 - Just head on back to the shop, yeah. - Right? That's right. 335 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:29,457 I'm-a take you right on back, get you cut up real quick. 336 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,028 I got you, Paper Boi. 337 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,126 - Oh, hell no! - What the...? 338 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,128 [tires screeching] 339 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,869 ♪ 340 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,575 Bibby, goddamn it, man! What are you doing?! 341 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,796 - It's all good. It's all good. - Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit! 342 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,954 How you gonna do that when I got no seat belt on, nigga? 343 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,303 My bad. You should wear your seat belt at all times. 344 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,025 Yeah, no shit. Why is your shit...? 345 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,868 - Yeah, that's the only thing. - Man, Bibby... 346 00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:15,115 [grunts] Fuck it. 347 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,638 Oh, yeah, that one don't work good. 348 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,603 Shit. 349 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,563 Lamar! 350 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,912 Look, Pops... 351 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,783 Hey, tell me they just kidnapped you. 352 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,003 I know good and goddamn well you ain't out here 353 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,135 skipping school again. 354 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,503 Tell me you're not skipping school again. 355 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,809 - I'm sorry, Pops! - Nah, don't be sorry. 356 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,269 - Shit. - Don't be sorry now. 357 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,923 You think I work hard at these three jobs 358 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,187 so you can walk around town with your little nigglet friends, 359 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189 skipping school all day? 360 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,104 I work hard, man. 361 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:51,194 But y'all think y'all grown, don't you? Huh? 362 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,631 Well, since y'all grown, please tell me you put up 363 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,633 the street team posters I gave you today. 364 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,200 Man, we put up a couple. 365 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,884 - I beg your pardon? - We put up a couple! 366 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,687 - Come again, say what? - We put up a couple! 367 00:15:00,712 --> 00:15:02,902 Give them to me. Give them to me. 368 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,080 Man, y'all barely made a dent! 369 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,082 You had one thing to do today. 370 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,171 We ain't gonna never get this $35 now. 371 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,000 And I trusted you to do this for me. 372 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,958 You little niggas ain't shit, man. 373 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,568 That's all right, though. 374 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,788 'Cause I got somebody here for you, matter of fact. 375 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:20,963 Hey, yo, Alfred! 376 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,011 The hell you want, Bibby? 377 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,969 Hey! Come inspire the youth! 378 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,232 - Man, I ain't in this! - Alfred, this is my son. 379 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,019 Yo, is that-is that Paper Boi? 380 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,803 Yeah, that's right. That is Paper Boi. 381 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,041 And I brought him up here to inspire y'all, 382 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,305 since y'all don't listen to me. 383 00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:39,155 Hey, yo! How come you don't look fresh? 384 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,245 - Excuse me? - You don't look fresh or famous. 385 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,031 Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit. Damn! 386 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,902 You out here looking like a Super Saiyan. 387 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,164 Your hair is fucked up, man. 388 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253 Like, damn. Oh, shit. 389 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,386 What the fuck did you do to his hair, yo? 390 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,475 - Lamar. Not right now. Not right now. - Pops. Pops. 391 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,129 Not right now. 392 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,088 [chuckles] 393 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,090 You know why it's fucked up? Hey. 394 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,613 You know why it's fucked up? 395 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,217 'Cause your crazy-ass daddy was supposed 396 00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,834 to cut my damn hair, a'ight? 397 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,228 And what the hell it matter anyway, nigga? 398 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,707 I'm a regular-ass person. 399 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,231 I need to get my hair cut sometimes. 400 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,841 Famous people need to eat and shit 401 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,713 and brush their goddamn teeth! 402 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,889 I'm regular, bruh, all right? 403 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,068 Yo, so, um... can you put me on? 404 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,157 What? 405 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,636 I got a fire mixtape. [scoffs] 406 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,986 I'm like Lonzo Ball. 407 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,598 It's actually pretty good. 408 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,209 I'm done, man. Yup. 409 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,733 I'm done, bruh. That's it. 410 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,170 We done! 411 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,041 We done. I'm going back to the shop, 412 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,087 cut his hair 'cause that's what grown people do... 413 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,176 Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass in the car. 414 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308 - Come over here. - Bibby, let's go, man! 415 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,702 We... Come on, let's go. 416 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,486 Take y'all asses to school! 417 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,320 - Pops, I said I was sorry. - What? Hey! My man, 418 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,409 you don't have to be sorry to me at all. 419 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,976 You can save that. I don't care at all. 420 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,660 Hey, you got to explain that to your mama. 421 00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:05,223 - Please do not tell Mama. God! - [laughs] Don't tell your mama? 422 00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:06,677 Well, I'm calling her right now. 423 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,549 She got to know. Shit, she the one wanted you. 424 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,290 - Bibby... - Do you have minutes? -What? 425 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,533 - I know. The kids these days, right? - The road, man... 426 00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,555 - The road, Bibby. - I got this. Yeah. See? 427 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,141 - Now you got Paper Boi mad. - Bibby, the road, man. 428 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,229 - Why don't you go straight? - Yeah. I got this! 429 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,776 Nigga, if you kill me, I swear to God, 430 00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,928 - I'm-a fuck you up, boy. - It's all good. I got this. 431 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,234 Oh, that's it. Him asking me for favors, 432 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,129 you know what I'm talking about? 433 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,218 - Can you watch the road? - These kids these days. 434 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,581 I ask you for favors all the time. 435 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,050 You don't know nothing about nothing! 436 00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:29,265 Huh. Shit. 437 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,919 "Son, can you take the trash out?" 438 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,312 - Bibby. - Huh? 439 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,227 - The road, bruh. - I-I'm fine. 440 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,447 - Damn. "Son, could you please stop skipping school?" -Bibby. 441 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,382 - "Son, could you not jack off with my good lotion?" -Bibby. 442 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,566 - Oh, really? Right in front of Paper Boi? - That kind. 443 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:42,567 - Simple. Simple... - Bibby. Bibby! 444 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,019 [tires screeching] 445 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,804 - Bibby, man... Fuck! - Okay. Hey, everybody all right? 446 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,173 - Lamar, you good? - Nigga, man... -I'm fine. 447 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,957 Man, I got weed in my fucking pockets, Bibby! 448 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,240 It's okay. Okay. Everybody good. 449 00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,115 - Everybody good. - Get the fuck off me, man. 450 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,006 All right. It's good. Everything good. Hey, listen. 451 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,379 Hey, y'all, this what we gonna do. 452 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,009 Hey, hop in the driver's seat right quick. 453 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,271 - Nigga, what? - I got warrants, man. 454 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,055 - Hop over here right quick. - Fuck you, man! 455 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,255 I'm on probation, man! 456 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,257 - Get his ass up here! - I don't have a license. 457 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,910 It's okay. Hey, it's all good. 458 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,192 - It's all good. We good. - Oh, my God. 459 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,696 BIBBY: We good. We good. Listen, see? 460 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:09,697 The driver's still good. 461 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,177 They mobile, at least. 462 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,740 Everything fine. We gonna be all right. 463 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,530 [woman wailing] 464 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,054 Oh, shit. 465 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,274 - Oh, goddamn it. - Nah. Nah, fuck that. 466 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,971 - [engine starts] - What you doing? 467 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,191 ALFRED: What?! Ah, Bibby, man! 468 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,802 [woman continues wailing] 469 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,154 [screaming] 470 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463 ♪ 471 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,129 [Bibby whoops] 472 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,395 Get out, skipper. 473 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,701 Damn, with you skipping school. 474 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,100 You know, for the record, I never wanted you. 475 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,667 Yo, Alfred! 476 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,409 Hey, Al, let's get you that haircut, baby. 477 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,107 Anybody else pee a little bit when we had that wreck? 478 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,456 Just me? 479 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,805 Hey, yo, Al, listen. 480 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,369 Hey, sorry about the hit-and-run thing, 481 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,331 but you know I can't go back to jail, baby. 482 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,463 I just can't do it. I don't weigh enough. 483 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,788 You know, I'll be somebody girlfriend immediately in jail. 484 00:19:22,812 --> 00:19:24,206 I don't fuck with no jails. 485 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,209 Just passing by the Atlanta pen make my boy-hymen hurt. 486 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,819 Hello? 487 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,473 Smooth, what's good, baby? 488 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606 Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy. 489 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,348 You should've been called me. I got that on me right now. 490 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,046 No, I'll bring it to you right now. Don't be ridiculous. 491 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,570 I'm on my way. I'll be right over there. 492 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,356 Yeah, I'm on my way. No big deal. 493 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,315 Hey. I left something in my truck. 494 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,324 Let's get you that haircut. 495 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,633 [clippers buzzing] 496 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,382 All righty. 497 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,427 My man. There you go. 498 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,387 See, no problem. Looking good. 499 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,215 Ready. 500 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,394 My dawg. 501 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,875 Hey, um, you forgot to pay me. 502 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,356 ALFRED: Nigga, you got to be fucking kidding me. 503 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,315 Nah. You haven't paid me. 504 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,882 [scoffs] You know, you dragged me out of here, 505 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,536 you ruined my whole goddamn day, 506 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,580 you almost got me in trouble with the fucking cops, 507 00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:38,933 and then you almost killed me with your goddamn driving, man. 508 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,197 Ruined? Nigga, we had a good day today. 509 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,200 I took you to mentor to some kids. You're welcome. 510 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,964 And then we-we ate at that white lady house. 511 00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:48,986 And then we hit that Asian lady from the back, 512 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,553 you know what I'm talking about. 513 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,034 Then we came back up here, I cut your hair. 514 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,866 I know good and goddamn well he ain't drop my money. 515 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,911 No tip? 516 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,411 This ain't like the other ones where, you know, 517 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,533 they just put three random movies together, like Kazaam 518 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,579 or, you know, Glitter or Leprechauns in the Hood. 519 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,016 I'm talking about you need these, cuz. 520 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,888 Hey, my man, Paper Boi! 521 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,804 Good. You right on time, fam. I ain't know you was coming. 522 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,067 Sit on down. 523 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,244 - Yo, what's up, man? - What up? 524 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,491 - What we doing today? - ALFRED: Yeah, man. 525 00:21:32,515 --> 00:21:34,560 Let me get a... temple fade. 526 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,210 - [sucks teeth] - How low? 527 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,822 Two? 528 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:45,129 Or a three? 529 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,827 Uh... 530 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,830 a tw... 531 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,398 No, man, a... 532 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,448 ♪ 533 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,977 [clippers buzzing] 534 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,023 [sucks teeth] 535 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,308 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 536 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:26,927 [clanks] 537 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,417 ♪ [orchestra: Up-tempo Italian instrumental] 538 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:51,604 ANNOUNCER: Trust. 539 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:55,129 All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 540 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,525 [man's voice on radio speaking Russian] 541 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,963 -[static] - MAN [on radio]: We believe that freedom and security... 542 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:06,967 [people shouting, voices on radio, static] 543 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,925 [voices, music, static] 544 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,758 ELIZABETH: Things have gone bad. 545 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,500 ANNOUNCER: The Americans. Final season. 546 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,155 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 547 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,898 How are you feeling since our last season? 548 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:28,031 I need to remind you, what you think is real... 549 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,469 never occurred. 550 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,602 [echoing] It's all in your head. 551 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,131 ♪ [drumming] 552 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,785 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 553 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,526 ANNOUNCER: Archer: Danger Island. 554 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,615 Premieres Wednesday, April 25, 555 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:48,182 only on FXX.