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Why I had to leave Paris,
the jewel of civilization...
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...and return to this shithole,
I'll never understand.
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Boy, don't set those down.
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They go upstairs.
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Not the yellow one.
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Brown.
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Brown like your skin.
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Father had to attend to his business.
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They have no inner light.
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Look at them.
They have no intellect to engage with.
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I fear my restless mind will become feeble.
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You have us, your daughters.
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You have just made my point
abundantly clear.
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I need inspiration.
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I'm sure you'll find your métier, Mother.
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I hear crochet is popular
in New Orleans.
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Oh, God.
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Get him! Come here!
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Come here!
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- Hey! Catch him!
- Come here!
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Mother!
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Do I have to bother with this thing?
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Till the kitchen help arrive tomorrow,
we're gonna have to cook if we wanna eat.
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Do I have to kill it?
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Put the bird down here.
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Shh.
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Oh, I can't. Please don't make me.
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Give me that cleaver.
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How hard can it be
to chop the head off a chicken?
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Never done it yourself, Mother.
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You've always had the cooks
do your dirty work.
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What the hell is going on?
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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I tried to stack the boxes up myself.
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I'm hurt bad.
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Let me see what we can do here.
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Should I run and find a doctor?
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No, I can handle this.
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You go on downstairs
and cook up that chicken.
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Let me-- Let me see
if maybe we have some rags up here.
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See what we can find to bind it up.
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Here you are. Here, bind this up right quick.
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We wanna stop that blood. Come on, spit.
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I think I'm gonna like it here.
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Our coven mourns.
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After facing so many trials,
defending ourselves against onslaught...
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...forging enemies into friends...
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...the witches of Miss Robichaux's Academy
have fought for their lives and won.
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And so it is with great sadness
we must say goodbye to Nan...
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...who fell in the tub.
Amen.
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If only Misty Day were here
to bring the poor girl back.
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I have to do something
before one more of our girls dies.
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Your mother's Pol Pot in Givenchy.
What can be done?
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Whatever is necessary.
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Misty's probably twirled her way
to the Everglades by now. Don't bother.
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Now.
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The gardener said you'd be here.
You're alive?
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Bitch, you left me for dead.
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Oh, girl, I thought you were.
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Oh, get your ass over here.
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Uh-uh!
That's for dismembering me.
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And that's for coming back.
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I thought I told you
to put her white head in the trash.
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I had my own ideas.
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Queenie.
You put her back together.
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No scars.
If I'd done you, wouldn't look like...
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...you'd been jammed through a blender.
The important thing is you're safe.
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None of us are safe.
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Why can't you understand that?
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You are coming with us.
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Okay, the funeral's over.
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Say your prayers as you exit.
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I'm not going anywhere with any of y'all.
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I've been suffering the tortures
of the damned. I'm not taking another step.
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Oh.
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The man in the Cornrow City shooting
will be identified as Jack Murphy...
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...a homeless veteran with PTSD.
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When the police finish the investigation,
that'll be the name on the report.
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So my son will have
no eulogy then?
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He'll have no funeral, no wake,
no fond remembrance?
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What Hank did was foolhardy.
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But his purpose was righteous.
What he did was set off a storm.
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Those witches used a spell. I'm sure of it.
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We need those witches
to get government off our backs.
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I'll pay if I have to,
more money than they imagined.
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When we're healthy again,
they'll pay us back...
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...with their lives.
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I'll set a meeting.
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History will tell you--
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Not that anyone today
gives a royal you-know-what.
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--that I was born to two prominent members
of New Orleans society.
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A sit-down
at a neutral location of our choosing.
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Ow, Jesus.
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No, the meeting has to take place here
in New Orleans.
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You know
they're gonna try to kill us.
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That's what I'm counting on.
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Although my mother's
maiden name was Lovable, heh...
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...she did not pass that quality along to me,
her daughter.
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I suppose I was an unhappy child.
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Not very nice, either.
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I kept to myself...
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...communing with rodents
and small animals...
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...cutting parts off to see how they'd fare
or if they'd die.
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You left your dirt in the commode.
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Why don't you flush it?
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Heh, you flush my shit, bitch.
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No one thought I'd amount
to much, but I surprised them all.
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I married well.
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My lavish soirées
became a coveted invitation.
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Cumin.
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Coconut.
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Cardamom.
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Mulligatawny soup.
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I've been transported to Rajasthan.
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Bravo, Delphine.
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It goes perfectly with the wine. Mm.
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"How the mighty have fallen"
does not begin to describe my torment.
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Oh, yeah.
How you doing, love?
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I've been giving plenty thought
to how I'm gonna deal with you.
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Here, clean little Ceci.
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Shh.
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Thinking this time, I'll finish what I started.
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Heh, scatter your parts all around town.
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Stick that head of yours
in a construction site shithole.
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Oh, your days are numbered, woman.
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Just when you least expect it.
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Who that?
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When I'm not cleaning filthy commodes...
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...or putting food
in front of their greedy faces...
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...washing their sex-stained sheets...
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...cleaning up their general filth...
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...I pass desperately long
and lonely days and nights...
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...fretting over the deterioration
of my troubled mistress’s body and soul.
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Watching her leave the house each evening
without her undergarment...
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...not to return till the wee hours.
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Light as a goof or feather.
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It's all about the lard, isn't it?
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You seem half-mad, dear.
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I had the sight once.
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I know it's still in me.
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It has to be.
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I think this could amplify it.
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Sorry to intrude, Cordelia.
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I was pruning your fig trees.
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Oh, figs, oh, figs,
Mother Nature's brown diamonds.
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In the fall, the rotting leaves
smell like an Olympian's ejaculate.
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And then I realized
what was missing in my life.
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Figgy pudding cures the blues
and banishes acne. I'm mad for it.
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Lately, I've been asking myself
just what was it that fed my soul back then.
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What did you do to your hand, James?
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Cut myself with the shears.
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Miss Cordelia, why don't you go on
and finish your breakfast and I'll see to--
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James, was it?
Yes, ma'am.
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Mm-hm.
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Because being a hostess
was never enough for my restless mind...
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...and I realized
it was my childlike curiosity...
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...about how my niggers ticked.
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Much like when I was a child and
I used to carve up a possum or a stray cat.
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I just developed a scientific fascination
for their--
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Their body parts and their-- Their organs...
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...and their cries of agony.
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They made a strange,
almost comforting sound.
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Almost like a musical background.
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And their thick African blood just...
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...satisfied a desire
that was deep inside me.
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And then you appeared...
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...like an old friend from the past.
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I'll get to the fingers later.
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But let's start with your toes.
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This little piggy went to market.
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And this little piggy stayed home.
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This little piggy right here had roast beef.
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And this little piggy had none.
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And this little piggy cried whee...!
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Oh, yeah!
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Fiona.
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I knew it.
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I knew it.
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My God, it was the both of them.
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They drowned her.
Why would they kill Nan?
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Oh, what have we here,
a romantic bubble bath?
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I was trying to figure out
what happened to Nan.
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Don't you care at all?
Have you met me?
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Misty was right. We should have let you rot.
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Here. Zoe and I need to talk.
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What's the deal, Zoe?
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We were supposed to share him,
then you had to go fall in love with him.
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No, I didn't.
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,747
So it wouldn't bother you
if I got on my kneepads and blew him...
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...right here, right now.
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If he wants it, be my guest.
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Thanks. You're a peach.
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No! Not anymore.
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I love Zoe.
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You think you can just throw me away
far some junior varsity mall rat?
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I made you, Kyle, not her. You owe me.
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No, he doesn't.
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He's not your slave.
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God, you're such a brat!
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Madison, no!
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00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,587
What is all that racket?
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00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,232
Oh, Madison, you are the worst
kind of Hollywood cliché...
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...a bobblehead with crotchless panties.
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And you're a dried-up old Hot Pocket,
but I don't judge.
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You can't speak to me that way.
I'm your elder.
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Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top.
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As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drive
this coven out of the Dark Ages.
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Crotchless panties for everyone.
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00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,583
And as for you, Ken doll...
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00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,987
...well, putting you together was fun.
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00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,132
But taking you apart
is gonna be even more fun.
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Ah, go slow with that.
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Baby.
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My granddaddy,
he had this farm in Covington.
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We used to go there every summer.
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It was the only ray of light in my dark world.
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I wanna take you there.
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I'll fix it up.
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We'll spend out the rest of our days...
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...drinking Gin Rickeys on this porch.
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What's so funny?
Oh, imagine me...
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...a farm wife.
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Milking the cows.
224
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,607
Well, you've lived a big life.
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You went everywhere,
you've met everyone...
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...you've done everything
that your stony little heart desired.
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But you were never,
ever truly happy, huh?
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Now, for strictly curative reasons...
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...we gotta kill this young Supreme,
whoever she is.
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But she could be our last.
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Oh, I'll give up the ax
and you give up the coven.
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We could live like--
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Like normal folk, for a change.
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What do you say?
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Deal?
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00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,928
Yes, it's a deal,
but first, you have to do something for me.
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One little thing.
Uh-uh.
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Not very robust, were you?
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00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,818
Feel better?
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Butler.
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00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,023
I thought you'd run off.
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00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,952
No, ma'am.
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00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:16,088
Been here all along.
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00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,093
I can explain. I--
No.
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00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,473
One doesn't explain art.
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00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:28,002
One simply admires it.
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You can talk.
I thought you were tongueless.
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I was when I was alive.
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00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,321
Are you saying you're dead?
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Murdered.
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Right here in this room.
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That's true, isn't it?
I spent enough time in the grave...
253
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,857
...to know a spirit when I encounter one.
254
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,171
I've been watching you.
255
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:01,575
A life without purpose...
256
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,639
...is no life at all.
257
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,646
And I thought I'd found my purpose.
258
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,187
Or at least a hobby.
259
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,354
Mostly I think I just made a mess.
260
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,651
Guess who gets to clean it up.
261
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,922
Me, the goddamn maid.
262
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,225
You long for release.
263
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,530
I know how you can achieve it.
264
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,004
Oh, it can't be achieved.
265
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,370
I've been cursed.
Yes.
266
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:38,174
The black devil who is responsible
for your unending torment...
267
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:43,012
...is sheltered right under this very roof,
treated like an honored guest.
268
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,849
Don't I know it.
Got me waiting on her hand and foot.
269
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,218
It's wrong.
It's more than wrong.
270
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,721
It's a violation of the natural order.
271
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,694
But there's nothing for it.
I drank that potion.
272
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:02,061
One moment of weakness, of vanity.
273
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:09,206
Now I'm doomed to scrub out
her chamber pots for all eternity.
274
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,381
Not if she dies.
275
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,240
Why do you care?
276
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,754
I care about this coven,
about preserving the ancient line of Salem.
277
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:25,588
Everything is at risk because
Fiona has become confused, reckless.
278
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,927
She's forgotten that Marie Laveau has been
and always will be her sworn enemy.
279
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,624
Marie Laveau must die.
280
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,128
She can't die.
281
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,771
The bitch is immortal.
282
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,567
By magic.
283
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:43,645
And by magic, she can be undone.
284
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,248
What are you talking about?
Heh.
285
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:52,952
Even a voodoo queen
can be rendered vulnerable...
286
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,024
...if only for an instant.
287
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,792
Are you saying I can kill her?
288
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,632
I can provide you with the means.
289
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:13,166
But you have to do something for me first.
What?
290
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:17,836
Venture out into the world
and retrieve an item.
291
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,710
It won't be cheap.
292
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,290
Dirty hippie can kiss my ass.
293
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,014
Queenie?
294
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,529
I thought that we should talk.
295
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,165
First of all...
296
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,403
...I'm very glad you're back.
297
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,063
Yeah?
Then why did you give my room away?
298
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,338
You left us.
299
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,481
And you went across town
to our sworn enemy.
300
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:55,345
Who is right now in your guest room
smoking a hookah.
301
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,646
Things around here change fast, but damn.
302
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,650
A lot has happened--
Your husband shot me in the stomach.
303
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:09,730
To say I'm sorry doesn't begin--
It really doesn't.
304
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,593
Queenie.
305
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,231
You are a very strong
and powerful young woman.
306
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,933
But how did you survive?
307
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,940
Turns out I got some new powers.
308
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,545
I shot him right through my skull.
309
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:35,882
He shot you with this?
310
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,357
Yes. And I survived.
311
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:42,030
I'm starting to think
I might be the next Supreme.
312
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,962
Not even a silver bullet can stop me.
313
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,229
Thank you.
Don't touch me.
314
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,439
My eyes are open.
315
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:55,703
And I promise I'm going to prove that
to you and the girls.
316
00:23:55,901 --> 00:24:00,111
No offense, but since I left, one witch
is dead and another one is missing.
317
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,949
You are just as weak as you've ever been.
318
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,248
You might wanna take
one long-ass vacation.
319
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,819
Let somebody else run this joint for a while.
320
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,053
Now, get out.
321
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,261
Now!
322
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,052
Cordelia.
323
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,350
Delia.
324
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,852
Cordel--
325
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:30,564
Is it true?
Your daughter is resting comfortably.
326
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:35,262
I threw a little analgesic spell her way
to help the pain. Searing, don't you know?
327
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,263
She's taken out both eyes?
328
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:40,307
The blue eye, the brown eye.
329
00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,479
Some of my best work,
between us pigeons. All gone.
330
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271
Why?
Because your daughter...
331
00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:49,749
...has become something
you will never understand, Fiona.
332
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,615
She's a hero.
333
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:56,219
Your girl has ripped her own eyes straight
out of her skull for one reason only:
334
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:58,053
to protect the coven.
335
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,888
From what, huh?
336
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,065
I'll take care of the Witch Hunters.
337
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:05,963
And when I do,
this coven will have no more enemies.
338
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,967
No enemies on the outside perhaps...
339
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,437
...but danger lurks
within these blanched walls.
340
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:14,567
Everyone knows it. She sacrificed her eyes
to regain the second sight.
341
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:18,977
And woe to those among us
who harbor bad thoughts.
342
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,616
I have no secrets.
343
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:25,416
Then, by all means, go to her. Comfort her.
344
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:30,026
Put motherly hands
upon your wounded daughter's flesh...
345
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:34,698
...and watch your filthy secrets
be brought to light, laid bare.
346
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,126
No secrets?
347
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,664
Shame on you, Fiona.
348
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,858
I deserve better lies than that.
349
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:44,302
You are an enemy to this coven
and will be so long as you live.
350
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,807
But Cordelia has your number, slim.
351
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,674
Go to hell, Myrtle Snow.
352
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:51,939
For what?
353
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,378
Allowing you to see your daughter?
354
00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,516
I'll be back.
355
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,892
I just need a drink.
356
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,826
Steady my nerves.
357
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,468
See you soon.
358
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,973
Butler.
359
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,043
Butler.
360
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:32,317
I've done what you asked.
You got it?
361
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,527
Paid a king's ransom for it too.
362
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:45,067
Oh. Oh.
363
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:51,264
An authentic
1895 Armand Marseille Dream Baby.
364
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,832
Are you sure this is the original gown?
365
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:57,878
There's a certificate of authenticity
in there somewhere.
366
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,253
This was a very limited run, you know.
367
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,912
Dieter Hoffbonner
designed the gown himself.
368
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:11,527
A grown man taking pleasure in a doll baby.
It's unsavory.
369
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,793
All right, I did my part.
370
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:17,364
Now, before somebody notices
that half the silver has gone missing...
371
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,968
...you give me what you promised me.
372
00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,062
Yes.
373
00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:28,374
The potion that will render the voodoo
queen mortal and allow you to end her life.
374
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,544
A few capsules dissolved in her drink.
375
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,484
A few capsules.
376
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,620
Ben--
Shh! No! Never speak it aloud.
377
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,156
It's that powerful?
You have no idea.
378
00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,567
You wanted to see me?
Come in, Zoe. Sit down.
379
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:03,178
I have something for you.
380
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:10,414
Good God, chickie, don't look at it. You'll
be blinded by the sheer craftsmanship.
381
00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:13,146
Um... Okay. What is it?
382
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,621
My only possession of value.
383
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:21,423
A sapphire and topaz harvester ant
made for me by Joel Arthur Rosenthal...
384
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,463
...the Fabergé of our time.
385
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:28,365
The harvester ant is one of the most
venomous creatures in the world...
386
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,095
...along with Fiona...
387
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:34,471
...and JAR, as the world knows
my dear Joel, toiled on it for months.
388
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,341
Do you want me to wear it?
You could never pull it off.
389
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,880
Only Lee Radziwill or myself
could do it justice.
390
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,007
Now, listen to me carefully.
391
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,712
I want you to hock it in case of emergency.
392
00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:50,153
I'm completely lost.
You're leaving this coven, Zoe...
393
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,988
...and you're taking Kyle with you.
394
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:56,292
I do love Kyle, Myrtle, but I'm not leaving.
395
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,128
I watched you and Kyle together
at Nan's funeral.
396
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,860
Such a pair.
397
00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:02,299
So much in love.
398
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,531
As the great Keats would say:
399
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,403
More happy love!
400
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:08,807
More happy, happy love!
401
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,807
Forever warm and still to be enjoyed
402
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:15,678
Forever panting, and forever young
403
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,513
I had a love like that once.
404
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,548
Egon von Furstenberg.
405
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,990
He dumped me.
406
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:27,925
But everything worked out all right
in the end.
407
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,393
You know why?
408
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,092
Because he went on
to marry the divine Diane.
409
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:37,003
And without Egon's support,
Diane von Furstenberg...
410
00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:41,007
...never would have created
the greatest invention of the century:
411
00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:43,440
the wrap dress.
412
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:51,184
If you stay here, your life is in grave danger.
413
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,451
I can handle Madison.
414
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:56,921
She'd slit your throat
then sleep like a baby.
415
00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:00,392
I understand Madison,
the depth of her cynicism.
416
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,394
Go, you and Kyle.
417
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,364
Run away together and start your life over.
I'm committed to this coven.
418
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,904
So was I, and I burned at the stake for it.
What if I'm the next Supreme?
419
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,907
All the more reason to run.
If Madison doesn't end you, Fiona will.
420
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,739
Zoe, you have a boy that loves you.
421
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,278
Because he's damaged goods.
422
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:24,578
How dare you be so unromantic
and so very, very selfish?
423
00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:28,150
Our dear Cordelia plucked her eyes out
to protect this coven...
424
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,759
...and you have the gall
to ignore my words of warning and support.
425
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:36,759
Now, take these tickets to Epcot...
426
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:41,268
...and my JAR jewels and pack your bags.
427
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,358
Take them in the front.
428
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:08,692
Be ready for anything,
but keep the dogs at bay.
429
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,764
Those bitches have to walk out of here
untouched.
430
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:22,145
I guess we are first.
431
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:30,150
Well, good afternoon, gentlemen.
432
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,982
Thank you for being on time.
433
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:37,024
Emeril has invited us
to a little tasting this evening.
434
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,990
We don't wanna miss it. Heh.
435
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,527
Please, everyone.
436
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:44,030
No security?
Don't you wanna check us for weapons?
437
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:49,336
Cher, I took down your entire company...
438
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:53,874
...with about as much effort as it takes
for me to mix myself a Rob Roy.
439
00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:56,345
And Marie?
440
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:59,880
Marie is immortal, for chrissake.
441
00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:05,851
You think we're worried about guns?
Which reminds me, I need a drink.
442
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:11,153
Waiter, martini, please. Filthy.
Do you want something?
443
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:13,819
Oh, Sprite.
And a Sprite.
444
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,555
Diet Sprite, heh.
445
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,597
All right.
446
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:24,503
In every negotiation--
A negotiation. Listen up, white devil.
447
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,542
Now, we're sitting here
out of kindness and generosity...
448
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:31,612
...which is more than your son showed the
people that he gunned down in my shop.
449
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,011
Collateral damage.
450
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,546
You know, my friend is right.
We are doing you a favor.
451
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:42,454
We are willing to make Marie Laveau whole
for any damage done to her shop.
452
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,024
We have only one request.
453
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,195
You have to restore our company.
454
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:50,958
There are thousands of good,
innocent people out of jobs...
455
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,102
...and this has nothing to do with them.
456
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,795
Thank you.
457
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,631
Collateral damage.
458
00:34:58,129 --> 00:34:59,699
Look...
459
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,601
...here's the truth:
460
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:06,647
This war, it's a thing of the past.
461
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,547
Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to rid
the State Department of communists.
462
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:20,457
This document is signed
by every director in this room.
463
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,328
It calls for a 100-year truce.
464
00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:31,168
No witch hunting of any kind
until all of us who can die are long dead.
465
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,639
This is the end.
466
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:38,008
We give up.
467
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,649
Mm-hm.
468
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,615
Ok?
469
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,480
Now, this is my offer to you:
470
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:49,682
You disband
this little merry troupe of assholes...
471
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:54,923
...vowing never to harm another witch
from now until the end of time.
472
00:35:56,521 --> 00:36:00,196
I would also like you to sign over
your house in Berkeley Square to me.
473
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,495
But paint it first.
474
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,869
God knows all the money in the world
can't buy good taste.
475
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:08,509
Well, now, I'd like a private jet.
Mm.
476
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:12,271
And Marie wants a private jet.
Ha, ha.
477
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:15,145
Okay. This is insanity.
478
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,382
We came here to negotiate in good faith.
479
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:20,951
Too much?
480
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,490
Well, I don't know.
481
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,559
Maybe you're right.
482
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,296
Then here's my other offer.
483
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,497
You can all just die.
484
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:07,163
Whew.
485
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:35,862
Well played.
486
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:43,763
You Harvard men, charming to the end.
487
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:51,244
Yale, actually.
Hmm.
488
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:56,917
You know, killing us...
489
00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,282
...it's not gonna put an end to this war.
490
00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:02,253
Mm. Maybe, baby.
491
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:06,623
But it's gonna be so much fun
just to watch it happen.
492
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,658
Have you got any last words?
493
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,570
Go to hell, witch bitch.
494
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,632
Well, killing him was easier than I thought.
495
00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:59,706
You make a hell of a martini, mister.
496
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:03,443
I love you more than jazz, baby doll.
497
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:15,458
To the beginning of a long, long friendship.
498
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,567
Mm, mm.
Mm, mm.
499
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,206
Mm.
500
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,836
Where do you think you're going?
501
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,974
To hail the conquering hero.
502
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:35,874
My man swung a mighty ax.
I have to go reward him.
503
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,989
Don't wait up.
504
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,722
Damn, Delphine.
505
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,196
Mom swam
506
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:54,200
You know, girl,
you may be rotten to the core...
507
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,930
...but you do make a sweet French 75.
508
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,441
Thank you, ma'am.
509
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,183
Leave it. Get out.
510
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:18,225
Only thing that could ruin this moment
is to have to look at your fugly face.
511
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,361
I'll leave when I'm finished.
512
00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:32,072
Oh, you will obey me, servant.
513
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,578
I told you...
514
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:39,946
...I'm not finished.
515
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,485
But you are.
516
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,981
Stupid cow!
517
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:56,587
Thinking you could kill me.
518
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,760
Yeah, I...
519
00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:03,462
The magic takes time to work.
520
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:05,106
Your fate is sealed.
521
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:09,734
Oh, you stupid rube.
522
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,436
That ain't magic.
523
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,809
It's an antihistamine.
524
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:19,315
And the only thing I'm allergic to is you.
525
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,356
Damn you! Damn you!
526
00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,101
Is she dead?
527
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:44,346
She cannot die.
528
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,515
What?
She's immortal.
529
00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:52,015
But you said--
I just wanted her out of my hair.
530
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:54,821
You were most likely to cooperate.
531
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,357
Well, turds on that.
532
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,692
What am I supposed to do with her now?
533
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,524
I don't know. Bury her.
534
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,528
She'd just dig her way out.
535
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,302
Make sure she can't.
536
00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,620
Shh...
537
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,787
Finally...
538
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,098
...a living doll...
539
00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,769
...all my own.
540
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,211
Don't forget your toothbrush.
541
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,989
Kyle, the bus leaves in, like, an hour.
You have to finish packing.
542
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,962
Do you want me to do it?
543
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,793
I'm not going.
544
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:48,503
What are you talking about?
545
00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:53,232
I'm afraid.
546
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:55,405
Of what? Me?
547
00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,240
Of me.
548
00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:03,307
Of me hurting you or somebody else.
549
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:06,345
I have these feelings inside that I can't--
550
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,081
I can't control.
551
00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:20,000
I'm not scared of you.
552
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:26,174
I'm not scared of you.
553
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,645
Put your things in my bag
and put your shoes on.
554
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,374
We're leaving just like planned.
555
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,010
I love you, Zoe...
556
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,657
...but it's not your decision.
557
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,972
More happy love!
558
00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:02,839
More happy, happy love!
559
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,810
More happy love!