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我的雙腳著地

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世人,我來了,聽到我的聲音嗎?

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是的,我到了

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我和我的姊妹們勢不可擋

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急轉彎,你最好讓路,衝啊,衝啊

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我要打破規則

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但不能停止,現在是時候降落

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帥呆,誰聰明?擊掌

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如果你不知道,那現在知道了

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月亮女孩和惡龍

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是的,我不是惡龍

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-我以為你知道
-我以為你知道,寶貝

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天才,靈感現在不相上下

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月亮女孩和惡魔恐龍

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-我以為你知道
-我以為你知道,寶貝

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MARVEL
《月亮女孩與惡魔恐龍》

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{\an8}負鼠經常面臨被車撞的危險

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{\an8}所以它們需要專屬的人行道

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{\an8}看,是月亮少女和惡魔恐龍

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{\an8}(轟)

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德沃斯,吃顆鎮靜藥吧

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德沃斯不需要藥

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德沃斯要摧毀

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德沃斯需要停止以第三人稱說話

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來吧,月月,擺出你好看的一面

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我說你好看的一面

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這就是我好看的一面

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沒關係,我們會修圖的

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糟糕

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不

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(劈啪)

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德沃斯會把你像蟲子一樣碾碎

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德沃斯的肚子

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如果那只傷了德沃斯的肚子

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那這肯定會傷到德沃斯的臉

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(啪)

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夠了,你們人太好了

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我開玩笑的,別停下來,我們很喜歡

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別忘了關注和點擊訂閱按鈕

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{\an8}(自治區惡霸)

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所以,我的技術是很強,還是超強?

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凱西,這影片太棒了

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這還用說?

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我已經看了10遍

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最精采的就是
當月亮女孩像這樣出拳的時候

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然後惡龍恐龍這樣

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然後她再連續出拳

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不好意思,艾哈邁德

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我們要去學校了

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謝謝你的三明治

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記得點擊那個訂閱按鈕

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(月亮女孩)

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這個影片讓你的粉絲暴漲

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真的嗎?

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你看看這些評論

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{\an8}917KWEEN說:「我喜歡
她那可以抵抗地心引力的頭髮

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♪月亮女孩魔法」

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{\an8}實際上,根據牛頓的...

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{\an8}-萬有引力定律
-露內娜,拜託

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你就接受讚美,然後讀下一個吧

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沒問題

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SYPHON8TR說

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「唯一比那個機器人更大的是

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月亮女孩的4倍大頭?

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♪5倍大頭?♪大頭?

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♪月亮頭女孩」?

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這個SYPHON8TR是誰?

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為什麼他這麼說?

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我的頭沒那麼大,對不對,凱西?

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這...你知道嗎?

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我們只要關注正面的評論就好

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我遇到過不少像這樣不喜歡我的人

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關鍵是你不能讓他們困擾你

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例如上週艾杜瓦多取笑我的髮圈時

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你知道我做了什麼嗎?

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揍他,然後被留校察看?

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-很遺憾,是的
-我就知道

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但是,你知道他第二次取笑我時

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我做了什麼嗎?

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我說:「那又怎樣?」

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和「你有權力發表你的意見」

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還有「謝謝你注意到我的炸彈髮圈」

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然後我像這樣聳了聳肩

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肩膀,你在移動肩膀

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好的,凱西

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我明白了,你知道嗎?

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我絕不會讓一個愚蠢
又微不足道的評論

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困擾我

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(♪5倍大頭)

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(♪月亮頭女孩)

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(♪第一數學之星)

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(♪月亮頭女孩)

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好吧,我感到相當困擾

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寶貝,太好了

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現在你可幫我操作相機了

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讓我說一下來龍去脈

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有一個叫Syphon8tr的小丑
認為我...

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我的意思是月亮女孩的頭很大
我們都知道這不是真的

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對吧,惡龍?

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所以,我要製作
一個影片,並以科學的方式

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證明我的頭大小完全正常

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我已經有統計數據、圖表和X光片

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現在我只需要一個攝影師...

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或者是恐龍攝影師?

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我知道你困了,但是親愛的

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請你幫幫我,好嗎?

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放學後我們去公園玩拋接遊戲?

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三、二、一

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月亮女孩的粉絲們好

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我想澄清任何斷言我,月亮女孩

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所謂頭很大的錯誤訊息

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這是一個青少年頭部尺寸的圖表

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我的頭骨尺寸正逐步增加

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但很明顯是在正常範圍內

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總而言之,你們可以放心

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你們最喜愛的社區英雄

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也許腦子大,但頭不大

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停

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你認為如何?

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也許我應該重拍,然後附上更多圖表

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真的嗎?你確定嗎?

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如果不是真的就不要告訴我

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像米歇爾奧巴馬一樣?

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好的,謝謝惡龍

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(月亮女孩頭部尺寸:正常)

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我的影片一定會得到很多人的喜愛

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在沒有諮詢我的情況下
你發佈到月亮女孩粉絲頁?

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-你腦子進水嗎?
-首先

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嗨,凱西
再來,這有什麼大不了?

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我的粉絲很喜歡我的教育影片

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Syphon8tr
把我的影片改編成一首歌?

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這就是網際網路的運作方式

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月亮女孩的粉絲們好
(月亮頭混音版)

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{\an8}我是月亮女孩,我的頭很大...大

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什麼?根本沒有這種計算公式?

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誰在乎?我不敢相信這種劣質影片

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得到了這麼多讚

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我的畫面好看多了

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在影片快速傳播前
我們得想辦法先發...

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-月亮女孩的粉絲們好
-制人

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怎麼會這樣?

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你看,我剛剛在專頁
封鎖了惡搞的Syphon8tr

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這一切很快就會過去

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這是在向我宣戰

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大...

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(月亮女孩與惡魔恐龍)

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(月亮女孩與惡魔恐龍)

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(月亮女孩♪月亮頭♪大頭)

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(♪正常尺寸)

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露,我過來看看你怎麼了

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吃午餐時我沒見到你

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你今天有沒有吃東西?

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早餐、午餐和晚餐都被酸民氣飽了

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這絕對不是一個均衡的飲食計劃

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我不是封鎖了那個人嗎?

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沒錯,但我解除封鎖了

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你叫他海綿?

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對啊

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海綿沒有脊椎或大腦

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這是對他最大的侮辱

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天啊,你的書呆子骨氣毀了我的傑作

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-請你別鬧了
-不

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巴尼,幫我說兩句

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在你變成化石之前快做點什麼

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惡龍,我不能在這種時候玩飛盤

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沒什麼大不了?

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好吧,那我想這也沒什麼大不了的

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(♪小手臂)

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對,是他做的

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好,惡龍

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讓他知道你的真實想法

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也許該由我來打字

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你的手臂小

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謝謝你幫倒忙,惡龍

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露內娜,這是你逼我的

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奇怪,我被踢出去了

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那是因為我改了密碼

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-和登錄憑證
-什麼?

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我剛剛在把那個酸民生吞活剝

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唯一被生吞活剝的是你的粉絲人數

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聽著,我知道你想打敗這個酸民

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但這不是辦法

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好吧,我聽你的

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謝天謝地
我要去專頁上進行危機公關

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然後觀賞我最喜歡的電視節目

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是不是那個男人根據女人的氣味
來挑選女朋友的節目?

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沒錯,那節目叫《愛情氣味》

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今晚是大結局,晚點再和你聊

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看起來有人需要我的特製烤豆和香腸

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謝謝,咪咪,我感覺好多了

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好的各位,下一首曲目今天剛剛推出

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但已經讓這座城市為之瘋狂

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月亮女孩的粉絲們好

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我是月亮女孩,我的頭很大...大

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咪咪,有沒有人在網上

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說過你的壞話?

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孩子,我不上網

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從來不上?

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你從不好奇人們在網上

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對你的評價?

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在我的年代,如果你有話要說

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你會當面說

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沒錯,謝謝,咪咪

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不客氣?

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什麼?我的雞翅才沒有過度調味

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我想通了,惡龍

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我們可能無法在網路上
擊敗這個Syphon8tr

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但我們可以一探這個白癡的真面目

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首先,我們必須找到他

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月亮女孩頭

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這不是劍,惡龍

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這是一個天線

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這個寶貝
能對Syphon8tr的手機信號

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進行三角定位

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沒錯,惡龍

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讓這個混蛋見識我們的厲害

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我們越來越靠近他了,惡龍

218
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那個酸民永遠也不想到我們會來找他

219
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,238
當我說:「渾蛋,別動」時

220
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我等不及想看到他臉上的表情

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好,來吧

222
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,494
我數到三,一、二...

223
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投降吧,Syphon8tr

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我是月亮...女孩

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Syphon8tr?

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(SYPHON8TR)
(404未找到)

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有人嗎?

228
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,839
是的,離開之前我給電池充電了

229
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也許它壞了

230
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抓到你了

231
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你好啊,月亮頭少女

232
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我的媽啊

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對付我的酸民是一個真正的妖怪?

234
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,938
要知道對於一個腦子這麼大的人來說

235
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,440
你花了太長的時間才找到我

236
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,234
我想越大並不總是代表越好

237
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首先,大家都知道

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體積和正面成果的相互關係

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是相對於特定的狀況

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-再來,我...
-再來,我...

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-我來這裡是為了...
-我來這裡是為了...

242
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,080
-夠了
-夠了

243
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,332
-我是個失敗者
-你是個失敗者

244
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接招吧

245
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怎樣?

246
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,757
其實我很喜歡,有點癢

247
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,384
也許你應該試試用頭撞

248
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這可能會讓我陷入昏迷

249
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明白嗎?因為你的頭真的很大

250
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臭妖怪

251
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混蛋,醜八怪

252
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,521
你這張臉真是慘不忍睹

253
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誰怕誰?

254
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:16,068
怎麼了,叉子手?打不到我?

255
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:26,120
你們兩個真是最佳搭檔

256
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大頭女孩和怨念惡龍龍

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姑娘,你應該放下那塊蒜蓉麵包

258
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經過一番思考,
我嗅出了那個女孩

259
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她的氣味讓我心潮澎湃

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她就是...

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-插播新聞
-不

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本地英雄月亮女孩與惡龍恐龍

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正在與一隻巨大的妖獸作戰

264
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這似乎是一隻真實的巨怪

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他們正在威廉斯堡橋下

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什麼鬼?

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(♪失敗者♪大頭♪月亮頭)

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{\an8}你差點抓到我

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我也累了

270
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但這個綠色小丑卻越來越強

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它是怎麼辦到的?

272
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,794
我得弄清楚
我們遇到的是個怎樣的對手

273
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外星共生體?

274
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等等,共生體天生無法承受聲波攻擊

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惡龍
你可以大吼一聲把他們炸了嗎?

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太好了

277
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,438
我們把他們解決了

278
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,358
惡龍,你今天真是火力全開

279
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來擊掌慶祝

280
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你不理我了嗎?

281
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我的伽馬射線

282
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感覺真好,謝謝

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別客氣

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大家注意

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這個玩具人偶有額外功能

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-惡龍
-好痛

287
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,858
我不知道哪個傷得更重

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是你的身體還是你的感情?

289
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,161
打敗你比我想像的要容易得多

290
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,206
我將作為打敗月亮頭女孩

291
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和惡龍小手臂的人載入史冊

292
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,006
最終每個人都會知道你的真面目

293
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,551
一個頭大、毛髮又蓬又亂的無名小卒

294
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,511
聽著,如果你再不住手

295
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,097
你會毀掉整座橋

296
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,144
月亮女孩和威廉斯堡大橋的破壞者

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-不...不,等等,我不是那個意思...
-那會讓我

298
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更出名

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謝謝,月亮頭女孩

300
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,568
你居然會使用你的大腦

301
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,070
維基頁面,我來了

302
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:18,083
(月亮女孩與惡魔恐龍)

303
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,755
(月亮女孩與惡魔恐龍)

304
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,302
我要怎樣才能逃脫?

305
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,596
凱西

306
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,931
見到你我好高興

307
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,724
你一定猜不到發生了什麼事...

308
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,392
是嗎?讓我們瞧瞧

309
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,436
你是不是在追捕那個網絡酸民?

310
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,397
特別是你已經答應不這樣做

311
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,608
結果那個酸民原來是一個巨大的妖怪

312
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,193
而且它在摧毀一座橋

313
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,654
現在我必須等到下週的重播
才能知道馬庫斯選擇了誰

314
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,613
我說漏了什麼嗎?

315
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,407
我午餐吃了烤豆和香腸?

316
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,993
你很幸運,世界現在需要有人拯救

317
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,704
說到這裡,你為什麼渾身是鼻屎?

318
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,122
這不是鼻屎

319
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,625
我對這種粘液進行了分析

320
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,086
看起來它可以被醋酸鹽化合物分解

321
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,672
醋酸鹽?像指甲油清除劑?

322
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,966
是的,但是誰會帶...

323
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,136
我有輕負荷、中等強度、丙烯酸粉

324
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,347
然後這東西可以融化混凝土

325
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,723
不過對指甲不好

326
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,393
凱西,我有沒有告訴過你
你是我最喜歡的人?

327
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,894
我也是自己最喜歡的人

328
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,981
(SYPHONA8TR♪超猛的)

329
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,110
一個人要怎麼做才能讓一座橋倒塌?

330
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,696
有了

331
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,787
鼻屎王在那裡拉橋上像繩之類的東西

332
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,122
懸吊鋼索?

333
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,040
那些是結構中最重要的部分

334
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,458
說吧,我正聽著

335
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,544
如果任何一根鋼索斷了

336
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,337
整座橋都會坍塌

337
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,922
什麼?不...不

338
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,675
在《愛情氣味》完結之前,我不能死

339
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,969
-你必須阻止他
-但我不知該怎麼辦

340
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,014
不管我說什麼或做什麼
他只會變得更強大

341
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,226
我一開始就告訴你不要和酸民對嗆

342
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,312
對嗆?對了,這就是巨怪得逞的原因

343
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,902
威廉斯堡橋倒下來,倒下來...

344
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,195
月亮女孩?

345
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,656
你搞砸了我的維基頁面

346
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,201
不...不,聽從我的指揮

347
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,747
巨頭女孩,怎麼了?

348
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,207
沒什麼,謝謝你關心

349
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,420
我應該問你
那鳥巢一樣的頭髮是怎麼回事

350
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,963
看起來像一堆翻滾的雜草

351
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,424
你有權發表你的意見

352
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,843
你也有權穿一些像樣的衣服

353
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,471
你的整套服裝
看起來像你自己縫的一樣

354
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,932
的確是我自己縫的,謝謝你的關注

355
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,854
她並沒有和酸民對嗆,而是順應他

356
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,398
加油,月亮女孩,做你該做的

357
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,159
自稱為超級英雄

358
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,494
但她並沒有什麼了不起

359
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,287
只是她的四倍大,不,五倍大頭

360
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,663
正按小時變大

361
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,749
溜著滑輪打擊犯罪的弱小女孩

362
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,417
看看她所謂的頭髮有多糟糕

363
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,628
-你是認真的嗎?
-是的

364
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,338
的確,我的頭髮能抵抗地心引力

365
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,424
感謝您那麼關心我
甚至停下手邊的一切來問我

366
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,094
要理解我的語言
你需要一個詞庫

367
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,805
我的詞庫比我的寵物暴龍還大

368
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,724
那是我的招

369
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,770
我用惡龍的手臂剔牙

370
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,271
因為它們像牙籤一樣小

371
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,399
順便問一下
為什麼你會選暴龍當你的小跟班?

372
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,735
猛龍,大腳怪
甚至是寵物負鼠都更好

373
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,736
他們至少有大拇指

374
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,446
那會更棒

375
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,447
確實,我和惡龍

376
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,782
是一個奇怪的組合

377
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,868
他有可愛纖細的手臂
而我有爆炸的捲髮

378
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,370
宇宙中最大的腦袋

379
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:45,207
和世界上最小的手相遇
就像愛因斯坦質能等價公式一樣有趣

380
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,086
這句酷斃了,惡魔恐龍

381
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,504
你所說的我都同意

382
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,173
這個說唱遊戲我玩得很開心

383
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,550
所以隨便你說

384
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,968
你有權表達你的想法

385
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,804
我們喜歡獲得回饋
所以我的網站附上了連結

386
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,682
沒錯,但你的連結沒屁用

387
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,100
你的頭就像...

388
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,102
等等,我已經說過了,你的直排輪鞋

389
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,312
它們太閃亮而且滾動起來像...

390
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,605
像盤子?

391
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,610
我們做到了

392
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,071
我知道這有用

393
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,865
不

394
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,827
別再歡呼了
否則我會...我會拆掉這座橋

395
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,042
不客氣

396
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,131
你救了我

397
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,215
是的

398
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,264
鼻涕蟲跑掉了

399
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,772
-負鼠男孩?
-負鼠男孩?

400
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,274
十三歲的安傑洛

401
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,027
{\an8}長期以來一直在努力幫助社區

402
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,404
{\an8}但沒人理會他

403
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,198
但是當月亮女孩出現時

404
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,450
突然間所有人都在關注她

405
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,077
這讓安傑洛非常嫉妒

406
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,497
德沃斯之戰壓垮了他的剪貼板
讓他徹底崩潰

407
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,667
那也是他最喜歡的剪貼板

408
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,379
強烈的嫉妒心使他特別容易受到

409
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,882
外星共生體虹吸妖怪的影響

410
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,259
妖怪鎖定自卑的宿主

411
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,970
並以他們的負面情緒為食

412
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,514
這就是事情的經過

413
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,893
我只是想讓你像我一樣感到渺小

414
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,145
但我不是故意要做得那麼過分

415
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,772
最後搞到一發不可收拾

416
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,732
我從沒想過我會傷害你的感情

417
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,609
你可是月亮女孩

418
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,237
哇

419
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,115
你這樣看我覺得受寵若驚

420
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:45,452
不過私底下
我和你一樣是個有感情的人

421
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,912
我現在明白了

422
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,413
真的很抱歉,月亮女孩

423
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,207
你可以和我和解嗎?

424
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,502
可以,但前提是你必須答應我

425
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,879
永遠不要再做這樣的事情

426
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,591
並遠離網路
因為您需要休息一大段時間

427
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,553
也許你也可以告訴我們
你使用什麼編輯軟件

428
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,764
我也希望我的影片能快速傳播開來

429
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,350
我答應你們

430
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520
很好,或許有一天我們可以組隊

431
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,438
我?成為月亮女孩的夥伴?

432
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,940
對啊

433
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,067
(反對霸凌)

434
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,735
(不要縱容酸民)

435
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,736
(連署)

436
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,323
記住,如果他們要說難聽的話

437
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,742
就對他們聳聳肩把他們打發走

438
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,787
就是這樣,一起動起來吧

439
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,248
我得為那個舞蹈動作申請著作權

440
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,458
畫面和音樂都很棒

441
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,918
-這行得通
-當然

442
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,838
安傑洛的宣導很成功

443
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,172
橋修好了

444
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,675
粉絲頁也經營得有聲有色

445
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,553
只可惜那黏糊糊的鼻涕蟲跑了

446
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,763
我的意思是,在某個地方

447
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,181
總有一個不喜歡你的人

448
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,142
至少我們現在知道該如何應付

449
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,895
不捨得放玉米片?

450
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,107
好吧,我會為你另外加料

451
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,234
給你一罐...

452
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,863
咪咪
不如我和凱西教你一個新舞步?

453
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,352
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