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[softly]:
I'm ready.

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I'm ready!

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Cece, good news.

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I'm making you bar manager!

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Yeah, I finally want
to focus on my writing.

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And you can implement
all the ideas

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that you've been suggesting.

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All I said was that
the ladies' bathroom

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needs more toilet paper.

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And I want you to
implement that-- as manager.

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All right.Cece, this could be
your whole future.

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What do you say?

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"Whole future"
makes it seem like

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I'm gonna grow old
and die there,

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which is terrifying.Oh, yeah,

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but... yeah...I mean, I could use

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the money...See, that's what I'm saying!

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You could use the money!

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If you break it down hourly,
it's lessmoney.

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Okay.Don't do that math.

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I'm fat!
I'm ready!

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Look at this scarf.
I used to be able to wrap

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this scarf exactly...You go first.

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...two and a half times,
and the plaid layers

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would blend seamlessly.

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Scarf looks fine, Schmidt.Now the blend is

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several degrees from seamless,
a... as you can see.

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I've gained six pounds,
maybe six and a half,

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I'm sure of it.

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Honey, you look
exactly the same to me.

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Are you implying you gained
six pounds in your neck?

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I let my gym membership lapse

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when we were planning
the wedding.

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Now instead

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of a chiseled ten,
I'm a dumpy seven

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breathing down six's back.
But it's fine.

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I just have to find a new gym.Oh, you can

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come with me to mine-- I'll
pick you up after work, okay?

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Good. Now back
to my thing.

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I'm ready!

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Oh, sorry.
To start dating again.

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Oh.
Oh.

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That's great.
I'm so proud of you.

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Thanks.
NICK:
Me, too.

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About time you got Dr. Sam

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out of your system.

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Here's a prescription
for the doctor.

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Who needs him? [snickering]

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[laughing]:
Keep talking.

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Yes. Totally about Dr. Sam

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and definitely not about
any other specific individuals.

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Anyway,

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I've spent the last few months

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self-improving my ass off,

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and now I'm ready to get this
bad boy back on the streets.

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That's right.

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I'm ready!

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Schmidt, just
so we're clear.

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When you say
you're a seven

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breathing down
a six's back,

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[whispering]:
are you referring to Cece?

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Is she the six?

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♪

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Come on! Flip it!

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Flip it!

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Come on, Schmidt, flip it!Oh, forget it.

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What are you doing?

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I don't know.

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I used to crush at the gym

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and now I'm just mediocre,
like early Beyoncé.

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Nobody will say it,
but you know it's true.

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Look, you're just
shaking the rust off.

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You got to run the faucet
till the brown runs out.

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Speaking of which,
I have to do the same.

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Don't wait up. [chuckles]

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Hey, squats, good news.

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I'm dating again.No, thank you.

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Never mind.
Okay.

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What the hell?

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I used to be so good at dating.

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I don't think you were.

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I had a thing
a certain type responded to.

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Hey, Jess, hey, Schmidt.Hey.

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Robby, you go to this gym?Oh, yeah.

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Jess and I
work out all the time.

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In fact, everyone from

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our singles group
works out here, too.

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Jess, who am I right now?

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[groans]

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Tony!

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Tony. That's right. Tony.[laughs]

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[Robby and Jess laughing]

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All right.
I'm gonna get a drink

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and get back to my workout,

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but, uh, need to be careful.

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My... I-I tore every single
ligament in my right leg.

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The doctor says
I have to focus

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on the top until it heals.

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Yeah, classic genie workout.

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Just let your legs waste away
until they turn into mist.

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Guess you got to lift weights
like Tony sleeps.

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ROBBY and JESS:
No bottoms.

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[Robby and Jess laughing]

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We love Tony. All right.

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Check you later.

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[chuckles]

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All right, got to get
back on the horse.

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Got to find a guy I can
have some rhythm with.

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Ooh. Sweaty guy?

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Oh. Guy doing Pilates
in work boots.

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Are you doing a bit right now?

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What?
Just date Robby.

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Oh, Schmidt, not this again.

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Why not?
I mean, you guys get along.

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He's clearly into you.

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You had that whole Tony thing,

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which was very inside
and alienating.

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Well, I do find Robby
really funny and...

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he's as tall as you can be
before it's weird.

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See, I'd put him
on the wrong side of that line,

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but that's just me.
Who cares what I think?

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Jess... go get him.

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Oh. It's a colon drop?

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Uh, I didn't order this.

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Is it just me
or is it colonhere?

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[laughs] Uh...

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Hi, there.

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Hey, the birds on your shirt
look a little lonely.

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Maybe they could use
some company.

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Nah.

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They find it very fulfilling

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to play amongst themselves.

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Find me if they
change their mind.

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Was she hitting on us?

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Hey, what can I get you?

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I guess I'll get some
calamari and some soup.

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What's the soup of the day?

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Actually,
what I'm talking about?

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This is my bar. Who are you?

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Oh, Nick,
this is Donovan,

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the new bartender
I hired.
Hey.

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Hey, Donovan.

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Yeah, nice to meet you.

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Uh, would you mind
grabbing a-an extra keg?

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Got it.

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That's a interesting hire.

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You-you see, bartenders
are mostly, I don't know,

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grizzled guys,
you know, with character

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or they're hot women

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who bring in grizzled guys
with character.

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I know. He's actually
an aspiring model,

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and I figure
he'll bring in more women.

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How would he bring in
more women?

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Because he is super hot.

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That guy is super hot?

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Yes.

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Okay, if you say so.

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I don't say so.

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The Lord says so.

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That boy is off the charts.

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I wouldn't know.Okay, don't be that guy.

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I'm not being that guy.
I don't see it.

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Don't be the
"Eh, I wouldn't know" guy.

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It's a bad color on you.

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No, I'm not saying it's a color.
I'm not even making--

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Like, I don't see
that he's more handsome.

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I have been getting all kinds
of female attention lately.

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Did I suddenly get
more attractive?

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How should I know?!
I don't see that kind of thing.

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I'm just trying to write.

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Babe.
Yeah, babe.

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Babe.
Yes, babe?

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You have a girlfriend now,
which means you've got

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a lot of confidence,
and women love that.

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Now, if you'll just keep
making it clear that

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you have a girlfriend,
it'll pass.

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I hate shutting women
down all damn night.

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I want to be a source
of light in the world.

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Well...

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That's why I always
sit at the table

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with the little kids first.

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[both laugh]

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Man, that restaurant
was so weird.

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I feel like we were
the only people

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not celebrating
a birthday.

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Well, it-it was called
Birthdays.

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♪ Birthday, birthday,
birthday... ♪

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How's the chicken?Sorry, what?

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[people singing loudly]How-How's your chicken?

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What?

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I was just saying,
"How is your chicken?"

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Oh, yeah.
I have chicken.

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Yes. Yeah.

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I-I know you have it,

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but how...

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I ordered the chicken.
What?

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I ordered the chicken!

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Right, right, right.
Is it good, though?

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It was a loud,
horrible restaurant.

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[chuckles]
Sorry.

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So why did I have so much fun?

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Probably the company.

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Yeah, I guess so. [chuckles]

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Ow. What?

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Sorry.
It's okay.

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I guess.
[chuckles]

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Well, night, pal. Be well.Oh.

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Okay. Uh...

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Jess, why are you not
dressed for the gymnasia?

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Mm, I'm not going.

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Why the hell not?

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Oh, is it your birthday?No. I just...

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Did we forget your birthday?
This is terrible.

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It's not my birthday.

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It's a big one, too, isn't it?

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How old do you think I...

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No, I'm eating leftovers
from my date with Robby.

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Did you go to Birthdays?

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You know, if you get a chance,

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you should try the Birthdays
Express at the airport.

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I like it better. It's del...

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Anyway, how was your date?

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It was great
and then it was disastrous.

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Oh, so you had sex with him?

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No.

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The opposite.

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The opposite?

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So you gave birth to him?
No.

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It was going really well.

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It was fun, and then

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at the end,

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he clearly wanted to kiss

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and I thought I did, too,
and then...

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instead I just gave him
the old Pittsburgh good-bye.

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Chuck on the arm
and a handshake?

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Why would you do that?

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Because, I...

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[sighs]

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In that moment,
I just couldn't see myself

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spending the rest
of my life with him.

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80 years old,
feeding him pea soup

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out of a tin cup.

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I'm confused. Is this a
happy ending for Jess Day?

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I mean, where are you living
at this point, under a bridge?

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I see you and Cece
and Nick and Reagan

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and Winston and Furguson...Aly.

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Sorry, that just came out.
Winston and Aly.

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And you're all in love,
and I just...

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don't know if I'll ever
have that magic with Robby.

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See, this just
proves my theory

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that if you wee a man,
you would have

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a very difficult time
getting an erection.

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You have a theory
about that?

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You're putting way too much
pressure on yourself.

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It's a date, it's not
the rest of your life.

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You had a good time, right?Well, yeah, it was Robby.

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He's the funniest guy
in the world.

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So lighten up.

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00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,086
If you want to
kiss him, kiss him.

260
00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,740
Who knows?

261
00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,959
Maybe you'll see if
you have magic then.

262
00:08:02,002 --> 00:08:04,309
You know what? You're right.

263
00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,528
I was gonna try to avoid Robby,
but funk that chicken!

264
00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:09,531
I'm gonna go get
my gym clothes on!
Yeah.

265
00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,925
I'm gonna put my push-up bra on.
That's actually not a bra

266
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,970
that pushes my breasts up,
it's actually one

267
00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,624
that I do push-ups in.I get it.

268
00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,713
Smash these babies down.Let's do it.

269
00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,978
Ooh, no, Cece, you know it's
not Jess's birthday, right?

270
00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,545
Put that away.Yeah, no, I know that.

271
00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,329
Um, this gift is for you.

272
00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:27,331
What?
Mm-hmm.

273
00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,812
Cece...
It's a scarf.

274
00:08:29,856 --> 00:08:31,119
Yeah. [chuckles]
I love it.

275
00:08:31,161 --> 00:08:33,687
Almost makes me want
to go to Buffalo for work.

276
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,471
Thank you.Mm-hmm.

277
00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:41,129
Look at... Look at that.

278
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,783
Oh, no.

279
00:08:43,826 --> 00:08:46,830
O-Oh, no. Oh, no!

280
00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:52,009
How long does she think
my freakin' neck is?

281
00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,621
It's a fat-man scarf.

282
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,058
My wife gave me a fat-man scarf!

283
00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:01,628
I did a few freelance
modeling gigs.

284
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,673
I was, uh, the "wowee face"
for an amusement park ad.

285
00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:05,849
[chuckles]
That's actually really great.

286
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,721
Oh, that was you.We really gotta
get you working.

287
00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:11,028
Let me take a few photos
to send to a photographer

288
00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,725
I used to work with.Do some model looks.

289
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,727
All right.
Um, this one I call

290
00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,947
"I just saw
something patriotic."

291
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,121
All right.

292
00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,735
It was an eagle.

293
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:22,735
I was gonna say eagle.

294
00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:24,432
I want to show some range.

295
00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:27,174
Show me "I just saw
something unpatriotic."

296
00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:29,394
How you gonna pull that off?

297
00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:32,615
Oh.That's some rich gravy, man.

298
00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:35,009
I noticed you
from across the way.

299
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,532
Can I buy you a drink?

300
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,534
I'm sorry, but let me
be very clear.

301
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:40,971
I have a girlfriend,

302
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,798
and I am very much so
devoted to her.

303
00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:44,845
[chuckles]:
Aw.

304
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:48,196
Here's my number. Use it.

305
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,327
She didn't listen to a word...

306
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,679
Throw a peanut
out of frustration!

307
00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:59,642
Okay, why are you even here?

308
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,990
I thought the whole
point of promoting me

309
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,688
was so you could
go off and write.

310
00:10:02,731 --> 00:10:04,734
I would love to be writing,
but thanks to you,

311
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,866
all I can do is look
at Donovan's face

312
00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:09,565
and try to figure out why
humans find it appealing.

313
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,261
This is insane--
you have to be able to admit

314
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,480
that he's attractive.

315
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,004
I do-- How would I know?

316
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,485
Nick, please, that dude is
hot as hell, man.

317
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,269
He is a member
of the Hall of Fine.

318
00:10:19,313 --> 00:10:21,881
He's more attractive
than Joe Mangaroni.

319
00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:24,274
Manga-- Joe Mengen--

320
00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:25,711
Who are you thinking of?Magic Mike's friend.

321
00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,669
Oh, he's married to that...Yeah, J Lo.

322
00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:29,541
Joe Magalini.Joe Magalini.

323
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,020
He more attractive
than Joe Magalini.

324
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:34,677
Okay, I know for a fact

325
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:37,288
that this was the most
attractive man in America

326
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:38,899
for ten years.

327
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,945
I know that because
magazines told me so.

328
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,903
Okay...
But...

329
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:47,515
Hey, Donovan,
could you copy that?

330
00:10:47,558 --> 00:10:48,778
You guys don't
look anything alike.

331
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,345
Okay.
Okay.

332
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,870
Are you planning on
speeding up at any point?

333
00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:58,918
Oh, my God, Schmidt,
are you walking on a decline?

334
00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,182
This is what we call
a trudge, Jess.

335
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,836
My wife has given up
on me, why shouldn't I?

336
00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,054
[imitating police siren]

337
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,883
Uh, license
and registration, please.

338
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,798
[laughs]

339
00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:09,885
I had a great time
last night, you know?

340
00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:12,279
And thank you for taking
that cake off my hands.

341
00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:13,498
I would have eaten it
for breakfast.

342
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,283
Huh, gross, right?[chuckles]

343
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,587
Better get back
to my uppers.

344
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,764
By the time
this knee is fixed,

345
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,548
I'm gonna look like
the WB frog, you know?

346
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,942
[imitating WB frog]:
♪ Ba da bup a duh breeer.

347
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,072
[laughs]

348
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,206
[chuckling]:
That guy...

349
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,861
You're the only two people
in here that enjoyed that.

350
00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:30,601
Please go after him.

351
00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:38,436
Hey, need a spot?

352
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,568
Yeah, yeah,
that'd be great, thanks.

353
00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:44,138
Hey, Jess, about last night,
at the end there,

354
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,879
I hope I wasn't...

355
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,229
No, you weren't, and I hope
you didn't think that...

356
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,100
I just kinda thought that
we were in synch, you know?

357
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,450
But then...No, Robby...

358
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,975
I wanted to kiss you, too.

359
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,499
You did?

360
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,373
Oh.

361
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,941
Oh, well, Jess,
I don't know if this is...

362
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,159
Oh, okay.

363
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,905
[both screaming]

364
00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:14,821
[alarmed chatter]

365
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,696
Somebody call an ambulance.Robby, are you okay?

366
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,568
I don't know, Robby hurt
his mouth pretty bad here.

367
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,875
It hurts a lot.
It felt good first,

368
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,442
but then it hurts a lot now.

369
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,403
JESS: Just so you know,
this is all your fault.

370
00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:34,665
Oh, well, that's fair.

371
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,145
I should have made it
very clear to you

372
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,018
not to kiss Robby
while he was balancing

373
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,019
a dangerous amount of
weight above his head.

374
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:42,979
There was a moment
before the bar came down

375
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:46,461
where it was just
two people kissing,

376
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:50,203
and... nothing.

377
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:51,248
No magic.

378
00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:56,036
Look, at least
now you know.

379
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,080
No harm done, right?

380
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,081
A tremendous amount
of harm done.

381
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,868
Now I have to tell a man I
maimed that I'm not interested.

382
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,653
On the bright side,
you're not that hurt.

383
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,090
Come to think of it,
how are you not more hurt?

384
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,438
When I was in triage,
they said that

385
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,442
my neck muscles had served
as kind of a neck helmet,

386
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:14,009
which made me feel like I was
not talking to real doctors.

387
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,011
Anyway, I just have
to wear this thing

388
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,840
for the next few days
just as a precaution.

389
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,058
Well, if you want
to cover it up,

390
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:20,668
Cece gave me a scarf
that's perfect.

391
00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:23,453
It's long enough to wrap
around an above-ground pool

392
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,195
filled with Alfredo sauce.

393
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,631
Alfredo sauce.
Doesn't that sound good?

394
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,982
Not really.
I don't know,
maybe Cece's right.

395
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,072
Maybe I am turning
into a fat man.

396
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,942
Cece never called you fat.

397
00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:34,856
Well, I am.

398
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:37,773
A fat man married
to a hot woman.

399
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,730
Cool, I'm a sitcom.

400
00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,471
That sounds like
a great show.

401
00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:43,474
Throw in a wacky neighbor,
I'm watching.

402
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,999
Maybe the reason why
you don't want to go to the gym

403
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:49,088
is 'cause you want to hang out
with your beautiful wife.

404
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,654
Right?

405
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,484
And you're "fat and happy"
because you're happy.

406
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,011
You're right.

407
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,361
I'm a lucky man.

408
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:05,714
A Lucky Manshould be
the name of your show.

409
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:08,107
You're a beleaguered casino
owner and a father of three.

410
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,110
MAN: Ms. Day?Yes?

411
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,111
Mr. Mcferrin's
regained consciousness.

412
00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:12,981
Oh, thank goodness.

413
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:14,288
You can see him now.

414
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,158
Thank you. All right.

415
00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:18,769
You should go home; this could
be a long conversation.

416
00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:22,164
[woman speaking indistinctly
over P.A.]

417
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,124
Wait a minute.

418
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,605
Robby's full name
is Robby Mcferrin?

419
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,956
How did I not put
this together?

420
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,003
Hey.
Hey.

421
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,048
I met with that photographer
you sent me to. It went great.

422
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:38,094
I mean, he even gave me
a free bottle of water.

423
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,355
Ooh.I felt like a movie star.

424
00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,357
[chuckles]He wants to work together.

425
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,490
That's amazing.
I got these
release forms to sign.

426
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,274
You want me to take
a look at them for you?
Yeah.

427
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,102
Okay. There we go.
[clears throat]

428
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:55,067
Donovan, these terms
are unacceptable.

429
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,287
He's really screwing you.

430
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,028
Aw...
You know what?

431
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,638
I'm gonna get on
the phone with him,

432
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,163
because if we start treating
our attractive people like this,

433
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,990
our society is
gonna collapse.

434
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,210
[sighs]
Hey, man, you busy writing?

435
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,517
What does it look like?Want a rainstick?

436
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,083
Some girl gave it to me.

437
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:13,042
You know, I'm getting a lot
of gifts from women who want

438
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,610
to sleep with me lately.
You know? It's hopeless, man.

439
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,786
I'm so damn confident.

440
00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:20,179
Winston, I was really hoping
to make headway on this,

441
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,616
but, uh, we got to put out
this fire, don't we?

442
00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:24,183
It's hot.
Hmm.

443
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:25,836
You're too confident.Too confident ain't the word.

444
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,187
I'm at a whole new level.

445
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,623
Do you remember when
you were taking the bus

446
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,058
to the farmer's market
and it hit a bump

447
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:31,234
and you soiled yourself?

448
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,758
That was not my favorite
Arbor Day. [laughs]

449
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,152
Why you, uh...
why are you bringing that up?

450
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,849
Remember when you,
uh, were in the park,

451
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,851
and a bee flew into your mouth
and then you fell off the bridge

452
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:43,202
at that place where all
the ducks go to the bathroom?

453
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:44,769
I see what you're doing.
Keep it going.
Remember when

454
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:46,336
you had to leave Lafayette
because you weren't good enough

455
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,033
to be a professional
basketball player,

456
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:51,341
and you came back home to be
a full-time babysitter?

457
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,605
Okay. All right. Time-out.
You know, you-you hit a nerve.Okay.

458
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,825
Definitely brought
me down a peg.
I'm sorry.

459
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,260
It's okay. I needed it.Okay.

460
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,827
Okay.I feel some
less confident now.

461
00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,003
My man.

462
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,264
[chuckles]:
All right, then.[laughs]

463
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,005
All right. Back to my novel.

464
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,230
You're still on that?

465
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,578
I can't figure it out.
Look.

466
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,277
Imagine a world where
you woke up one morning

467
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:17,628
and instead of your face,
you had Donovan's face.

468
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,413
Whoa.And instead of your body,

469
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:22,284
you had his.
How would you feel?

470
00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,200
If I had his face and his body?Oh-hoo, yeah.

471
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,375
I'd feel fantastic.

472
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,203
And that's how you know
he's attractive.

473
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,857
Hmm.
Hmm.

474
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,600
Can I have a minute
with this, please?Oh, sure thing.

475
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,168
Can I interest you
in some white noise?Yes, please.

476
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,084
[shakes rainstick]

477
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,129
[rainstick pattering]

478
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:42,261
Hmm.

479
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,222
[rainstick pattering]

480
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,052
So, when a man

481
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,663
looks like a man that
you wouldn't mind looking like,

482
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:56,275
that's a way to assess
a man's attractiveness.

483
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,928
Exactly.

484
00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,235
Oh!
CECE:
That's right.

485
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:03,065
You are gonna drop a brand-new
agreement for Donovan to sign.

486
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,935
Hell yeah, you're
gonna have a courier

487
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,634
bring it over to me right now.

488
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,766
And, uh, listen closely, Marco,

489
00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:10,071
Donovan subsection H
is a deal breaker,

490
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,291
so rip it out of
the agreement and burn it!

491
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,555
Or we're walking.

492
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:17,078
Look forward to hearing
from you. Thanks, bye.

493
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,079
That was amazing.

494
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,211
Yeah.
That was amazing.

495
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:24,346
WOMAN [over P.A.]:
Allen to pulmonary medicine.

496
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,566
Dr. Allen to...

497
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,220
Hey, Robby.

498
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:28,394
Hi, Jess.
Oh!

499
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,093
[inhales sharply]

500
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,487
You don't look so bad.
[chuckles]

501
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:36,229
Mm-hmm...Oh, don't smile.
Don't smile.

502
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,317
You make me want to smile.Don't! You'll pop a stitch.

503
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,798
Don't smile.
I'm so sorry.
No, don't be.

504
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,974
It was worth it, Jess, because
what happened between us

505
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,759
was so magical.

506
00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:47,108
A dark magic, maybe.

507
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,023
Can I make a confession?I wish you wouldn't.

508
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,677
When I was under...Here we go.

509
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,201
...I saw a bright light.

510
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:55,726
And I felt that I had the choice
to either go into the light

511
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:57,902
or to come back to you.

512
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:59,469
And, well, here we are.
Mm.

513
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,123
This is gonna be a tough one.

514
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,343
You know what's so great?No, I don't.

515
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:06,954
Our first kiss is gonna be
such a good story to tell.

516
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,130
It's not that good of a story.

517
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,566
Pretty good story.
Robby,

518
00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,133
I have something to tell you.

519
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,352
I...
Mm-hmm?
[crunches]

520
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,570
[screams]
Oh, my God!
Your bad knee!

521
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,182
Oh, my God!
I'll get someone to help![groaning]

522
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,358
Aah... [groans]

523
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:24,277
[mouth full]:
Mm. There she is.

524
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,496
Jess. Big news.

525
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,019
I realized that you were right.

526
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,500
I'm happy because Cece loves me,

527
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,198
and she's gonna love me
no matter what,

528
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,853
even if I turn into
a bloated Ashkenazi marshmallow.

529
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:38,377
Turns out, I don't have
to work out ever again.

530
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,596
I can eat as much as I want
and still be happy.

531
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,382
Ooh. How'd your thing go?

532
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,384
Break the news to Robby?
No.

533
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:47,386
Before I could break his heart,
I shattered his leg.

534
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,519
It's now in two
pieces, connected by

535
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,000
a skin tunnel where
his knee should be.

536
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,175
Hmm.

537
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,352
So you've broken him twice now.[sighs]

538
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:59,224
How am I supposed to tell him
I'm not interested now?

539
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,790
I don't think you have
any other choice.

540
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,270
I mean, what are you gonna do?

541
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,837
You're just gonna
pretend to be into him

542
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,275
and then nurse him for
the rest of your life?

543
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,018
Okay, Robby, time for your soup.[grunts]

544
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,627
Good morning.

545
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,544
In a strange way, I find this
to be deeply romantic.
Yes.

546
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,590
It's very romantic,
waiting for his body to heal

547
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,419
before I destroy his soul.

548
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:21,769
Cling, clung,
I got a robot dong.

549
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:25,076
I got a robot dong
goes cling, cling, cling...

550
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,252
You got to love Robby.He's been singing that a lot.

551
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,818
Cece.
Hmm?

552
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,386
You've done a great job, but
I'm gonna have to demote you.Huh?

553
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,214
Shouldn't be a manager...

554
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,781
because you should be a manager.

555
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,349
Are you just saying words
in no particular order?

556
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:40,221
We asked Donovan to bring in a
couple of his "hottest friends."

557
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,615
[chuckles]
And he sure did.

558
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,050
And I know that
because I wouldn't mind

559
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313
having their faces.

560
00:19:44,356 --> 00:19:45,618
And I wouldn't mind
having their bodies.

561
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,619
Okay.
WINSTON:
We saw you on the phone

562
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,924
with that photographer,

563
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,710
and you have a gift.

564
00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:52,451
You shouldn't be
managing a bar.

565
00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,105
You should be managing people
like Donovan.

566
00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:56,673
Beautiful idiots? No offense.Oh. [scoffs]

567
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,632
And these objectively
handsome men.

568
00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,023
They're models, too.
Just like me.

569
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,503
Me managing models?

570
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,505
Just like him
and him and him.

571
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,246
Yeah. They're all models
just like him.

572
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,900
Well, I do know the business.

573
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,380
And I hate working here.

574
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,858
Easy.I mean, I'm gonna keep

575
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,817
working here. I need the cash.
Schmidt is eating us

576
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,384
out of house and home.SCHMIDT:
Barkeep!

577
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,038
Mudslide, extra whip.

578
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,084
Coming right up, babe.

579
00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:18,346
You know what?

580
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,523
All right.
I think that I'll do it.

581
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,439
Ha, ha!Okay, guys. Let's see
what you're working with.

582
00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:28,269
I actually just meant
show me a portfolio, but...

583
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,141
that'll do.

584
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:32,012
[sighs]:
Where's my mudslide?

585
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,756
Who are these?

586
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,410
My new... clients.

587
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:40,455
Honey, I think
I'm gonna start managing models.

588
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,415
Are you rea... that's a...
that's amazing.

589
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,506
Congratulations, Cece. I think
you'd be really great at that.

590
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:48,202
Proud of you.Yeah?

591
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,423
So, you'll just be swimming
in beefcakes all day

592
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:52,511
and then you'll just...
be coming home

593
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,557
to this sock full of meatloaf.
[laughs]

594
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,298
Uh-uh, sister.
Not gonna happen.

595
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,692
I'm going back to the gym.

596
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:02,565
Don't need this fat man scarf.

597
00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:03,913
Want help? You got it?You didn't like my gift?

598
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,351
It just goes on forever.

599
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,527
You literally
just got to take it off.

600
00:21:07,569 --> 00:21:09,180
Why'd you do that?

601
00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:10,181
Hey, what am I missing?

602
00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:11,530
Cece's gonna manage models.

603
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,358
I can't hear anything
from over here.

604
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,663
I'm gonna come over.

605
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,578
You guys are really
good-looking.Thank you, man.

606
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,364
Not you. These three.Oh.

607
00:21:18,406 --> 00:21:19,451
Don't celebrate without me.

608
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:20,887
[grunts]
WINSTON:
Oh!
Oh, sorry!

609
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,673
Oh. Sorry.
You got to...Oh!

610
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,153
[grunting]
Okay...
Just move your foot
a little bit...

611
00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:27,198
Aah, you just...I can't get it out.

612
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,375
Okay, one of us should help.I know, we should help.
Somebody...

613
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:31,159
Can you just lift
your foot a little bit...NICK: That way, that way.

614
00:21:31,201 --> 00:21:32,334
You're hurting him.
Go like this.Oh! Sorry!

615
00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,509
Go like this! Go like...

616
00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:34,902
No. That's not helping.

617
00:21:34,944 --> 00:21:37,164
Oh, aah! Sorry.
NICK:
I've got an axe.

618
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,165
I've got an axe in the back.

619
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,384
I'm gonna cut his leg off.

620
00:21:39,427 --> 00:21:41,560
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