1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,736 The final season of New Girl 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,905 celebrates friends to the end. 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,807 I'm gonna go open a bottle of wine. Pink okay? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,478 And check out our other Fox shows-- 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,713 LA to Vegas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,582 -and The Last Man on Earth. -(laughs) 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,655 I can't believe we still haven't told them. 10 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,392 I guess it just was never the right time. 11 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,328 Well, I guess we're simply out of time. 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,263 (phone rings) 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:32,666 -You're on with Schmidt and Cece. -Ruth's on! 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,335 JESS: Hey, you're on with Jess and Nick. I'm patching in 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,903 Winston, Aly and Dan Bill. 16 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,505 Are we really calling him Dan Bill? 17 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,573 It sounds like a weird town in Connecticut. 18 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,842 It's their child. Their mistake to make, okay? 19 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,245 -(Muzak playing) -Mm. That's a nice touch. 20 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,846 CECE: Yeah, good vibe, good vibe. 21 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,848 -Hella? -JESS: It's Jess and Nick. 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,184 -I'm patching in Schmidt, Cece and Ruth. -(beeps) 23 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,853 Cece, Schmidt and Ruth, you're on with Jess, Nick, 24 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,522 Winston, Aly and Dan Bill. 25 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,357 -Hey, Jess, Nick, Dan Bill... -Hey, Winston, Dan Bill... 26 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,458 -Winston and Aly. -Jess and Nick. 27 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,959 Who are these people? 28 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,361 Hey, Schmidt, Cece, Ruth, Jess and Nick. 29 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,529 JESS: Guys, I only have the strength 30 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,131 to say this once. 31 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,865 Here I go. 32 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,867 Oh, God, how do I put this into words? 33 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,703 Okay, make it quick, 'cause my phone is at four percent, 34 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,572 and Ruth has turned my charger into a very sensible belt. 35 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,242 Schmidt, just switch your phone to low battery mode. It really 36 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,610 -lengthens battery life. -How do you do that? Walk me through it. 37 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,579 -Go to Utilities. -No, no, Settings. Go to Settings. 38 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,414 -Okay, well, I'm-I'm in Settings. Oh, shoot. -Guys, 39 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:21,415 -please... -Now I'm at three percent. 40 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,451 I have something important to say! 41 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,618 WINSTON: And then, uh, open your Control Center. 42 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,120 -Battery. Select Battery. -Enough! 43 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,455 -Oh, no, I got it. -Jess has something really important 44 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,957 to say, so everybody shut up! 45 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,461 Jess, go ahead. 46 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,463 Ugh! 47 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,265 I can't tell you this over the phone. 48 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,133 Get over here before it's too late. 49 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,634 She can tell you, she can tell you. Go ahead. 50 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,636 -Bye. -Oh! What a waste of... 51 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,905 Good job. 52 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,440 -What is it? -Tell us. -You're getting divorced? 53 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,641 Well, that lasted a month. 54 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,410 What? No! Jess, go ahead. 55 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:53,147 I hate to be the bearer of truly terrible news... 56 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,815 Jess, can you please tell us? I'm so scared. 57 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,817 You should be. This is... 58 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,153 (sighs) this is life-changing stuff. 59 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,754 Brace yourselves. 60 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,757 Nick and I are... 61 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,160 moving out of the loft. 62 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,298 -That's it? -Okay. 63 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,932 SCHMIDT: That's what you called us here for? 64 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,767 Why do you always think like a character 65 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,603 -in The Baby-Sitters Club? -(Cece sighs) -Okay, okay, 66 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,605 you guys process this however you need to. 67 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,673 You're probably wondering why we would ever move out 68 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,675 -in the first place. -Yeah, honey, you should've moved out 69 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,277 when the elevator plunged into the basement 70 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,112 -and killed the mailman. -We got an eviction notice. 71 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,781 They're kicking us out in 24 hours. 72 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,951 Some evil company called Engram Pattersky Management Group 73 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,453 bought the building. 74 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,121 Yeah, they're kicking us out on our... 75 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,123 "too-tookuses." 76 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,458 You trying to say "tuchases"? 77 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,792 "Tuchaseses." 78 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,361 -"Tuchas"? -"Tookases." 79 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,030 Luckily, Nick and I found a very nice two-bedroom 80 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,699 with a lovely reading nook. That doesn't matter. 81 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,368 The point is, we're moving out tomorrow, 82 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,537 and I know how much this place means to you guys, so... 83 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,139 whatever you're thinking or feeling, 84 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,641 I want you to get it out. 85 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,676 So whoever wants to go first... 86 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,382 Okay, I don't think you guys fully heard me. 87 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,385 (chuckles) So I'm gonna say it again. 88 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,720 Nick and I are m... 89 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,522 * 90 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,492 ...moving out of the loft. 91 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,660 Okay, if you're moving out tomorrow, 92 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,994 why have you not packed yet? 93 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:14,995 Don't packing-shame us! 94 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,163 We're well on our way. 95 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,365 We got four boxes right there. 96 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,233 I ran out of tape, so I started using glue. 97 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,568 We'll see how it holds up. 98 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,337 Cool. Anyway, uh, I'm taking off. 99 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,572 Hey, let me know when you have the housewarming 100 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,507 for your new place. I'll bring the succulents. 101 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,742 You never brought us succulents. We love succulents. 102 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,878 Ah, you got me. I don't know what a succulent is. 103 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,180 I just said that so I can get the hell out of here. (chuckles) 104 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,582 But I really do got 105 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,351 to get going. It's my turn to nurse the baby. 106 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,186 -How does he... -It's a whole thing. 107 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,589 Wow, you guys are in so much denial. You're so upset 108 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,091 by this news that you're distracting yourself 109 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,861 with nonsense like-like succulents and newborn babies. 110 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,398 Uh, we left Ruth with our neighbor's stepson, Yonk, 111 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,032 so we're gonna go. 112 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,734 CECE: Yeah, honey, we're not in denial, okay? 113 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,736 We've just done everything we need to do in this loft. 114 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,204 We're ready to say good-bye. 115 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,940 Right. Right. Yeah. 116 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,909 Yeah, Cece, you're right. 117 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,911 You're totally right. You're all... 118 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,913 totally right. 119 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,748 Or are you wrong?! 120 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:11,552 Nobody leaves until we celebrate this place! 121 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,221 -(groaning) -Okay? So call your sitters, call your babies, 122 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,123 get all your affairs in order. 123 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,158 I'm gonna go open a bottle of wine. Pink okay? 124 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,795 -Well, I guess I'll call Yonk and tell him to get cozy. -Ugh. 125 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,931 Ugh, I can hear Yonk now. 126 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,566 (with accent): "Mr. Schmidt, I got thirsty. 127 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,234 I drank all your coconut water." 128 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,136 Freakin' Yonk. 129 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,104 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 130 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,240 Okay, why are we hiding in your office? 131 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,075 Because, guys, look, I love my wife. 132 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,277 You guys know that I love my wife. But she's clearly going 133 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,647 through something about us leaving the loft. It's like... 134 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,949 it's like she's having a really hard time getting her mouth 135 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,784 around the sandwich, do you know what I mean? 136 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,153 If you guys want to get out of here, which I know you do, 137 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,489 then you will laugh when she says laugh, 138 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,158 you will cry when she says cry, 139 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,960 and in between, we're gonna pack. 140 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,662 I really miss the old days when I would just drop in 141 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,097 every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something. 142 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,166 I only have the moving truck for 24 hours. 143 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,801 If I go one minute over, 144 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,471 those bastards will charge me for a whole nother day. 145 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:06,306 If you get a whole nother day, might as well get a second week. 146 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,142 You get a second week, you might as well buy the truck, 147 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,979 'cause you're livin' in it, Charlie! You live in a mo... 148 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,848 The point I'm trying to make is we need to pack right now. 149 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,316 I love packing. 150 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,151 You wouldn't believe how good I am 151 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:21,154 at fitting multiple things into small spaces. 152 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,323 -I'm a bento box boy. -(chuckling) 153 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,859 What's in that box? 154 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:28,161 -What? -What's the box that says "gross stuff," man? 155 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,864 Jessica's underpants. 156 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,200 SCHMIDT: You have Jess's panties in a box? 157 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,236 Well, while I'm delighted 158 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,506 that you have a box... 159 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,341 labeled "gross stuff" of your wife's... 160 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,343 undergarments, uh, 161 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,514 I also feel like you may be lying to me. 162 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,549 JESS: Yoo-hoo, guys! Yoo-hoo! 163 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,818 Yoo-frickin'-hoo! 164 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,887 Just remember, if you want to get out of here, play along. 165 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,356 * 166 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,233 Behold! 167 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,202 Objects from your past to make you remember and... 168 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,904 Oh, God, the chair is still spinning. Oh, my God. 169 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,706 You guys, I'm on a dolly. 170 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,341 I'm on a greased up dolly, and I'm holding fire. 171 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,076 Guys, guys, guys, guys... 172 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,911 If we scatter now, one of us can get out 173 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,080 and bring help for the rest. 174 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,419 Take in the memories. Let these objects be the milkshake 175 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:28,789 that bring your memory boys to the emotion yard. 176 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,524 -I swore we threw all this stuff away. -Wow, I can't believe you 177 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,793 -saved all this stuff. How cool is that? -But we're really happy 178 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,862 -it's back. We're all really happy. Thank you. -Yeah. 179 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,597 I knew you guys needed to say good-bye. 180 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,432 (chuckles) Isn't it amazing how easy it is 181 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,869 to do the right thing when you have no other alternative? 182 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,136 Totally. (chuckles) 183 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,371 Like this. 184 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,107 Ah, the old loft candy dish. 185 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,609 (inhales deeply) 186 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:51,378 -That's the cast from when I broke my penis. -(screams) 187 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,314 -Shut up! -You know, most people wouldn't want to revisit 188 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,550 some of the more painful moments in their lives, but, 189 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,986 you know what, Jess, thank you for this, 'cause I do. 190 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,320 Thank you. 191 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,722 Oh, Schmidt, you take that. 192 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,457 -(stammers) -You're gonna want it. 193 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:06,293 Honestly, it's your penis. You earned it. 194 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,061 -Put it in your purse. Go put it in your purse. -Excuse me? 195 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,497 -I am not putting it in my purse. -Please, Cece, 196 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,964 -just put it in your purse. -I am not gonna go put it... 197 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,633 -We'll just leave it here. -We'll put it right there. 198 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:15,636 -Remember this? -NICK: Oh! Looks just like us! -(Cece laughs) 199 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,739 -We always pose like that. -Can we talk about those skin tones? 200 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,475 Oh, Nick, this one is so special. 201 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,477 -WINSTON: Wow. -The wand I used to fix the, uh, 202 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,312 garbage disposal. That one time. 203 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,914 (voice breaking): Did we find the garbage wand 204 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,349 or did the garbage wand find us? 205 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,351 I remember the day I found it. I thought, 206 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,986 "Free stick." 207 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,421 -Ha! -Then I brought it home, 208 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,256 and it fit into the sink hole. 209 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,525 -Mm. -And somewhere along 210 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,927 the way, it fixed my heart hole. 211 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,362 -It fixed your heart hole? -So, thank you, stick. 212 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,764 -SCHMIDT: Okay. -CECE: I have a tear. 213 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,265 -WINSTON: That about sums it up. -Yeah. -Yeah. 214 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,600 Jess, I will never, 215 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,468 ever forget the night that you brought us 216 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,304 all together to show us a bunch of our old trash. 217 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,339 -CECE: We should let you pack. -Okay. 218 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,275 -Thank you. -No! -Thank you so... Huh? 219 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,610 No one's going anywhere. 220 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,111 We're gonna do all the things in the loft 221 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,279 that we haven't done before. 222 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,982 -Like what? -(scoffs) 223 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,617 I can't believe we've never all stood out 224 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,118 on the balcony together. 225 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,955 You know who else liked balconies? Hitler. 226 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,023 Let's go inside. Let's do more things. 227 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,960 I can't believe you've never cleaned the oven, Cece. 228 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,697 I think, I think if we just do this, 229 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,032 and this, and turn it up real high... 230 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,201 I heard that that could work. 231 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,536 Yeah. What else should we do? 232 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,504 We could all just pack and move Jess and I 233 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,807 out of the loft; we've never done that. 234 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,842 It's a joke. It's a joke for sentimentals. 235 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,678 -It's a sentimental joke. -Oh. I know. 236 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,345 Th-This is a big one. 237 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,714 You know, I've never looked around the corner, 238 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,048 in the hallway past the bathroom. 239 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,149 Like, what's over there? 240 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,484 Oh my God, what is over there? 241 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,852 -What is over there? -Yeah. 242 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,021 -Whose team are you on? -I play for myself. 243 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,859 It's just a wall. 244 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,162 My turn. Cece and I need to use the urinals. 245 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,731 Follow me. 246 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,367 Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no. 247 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,369 You just opened Pantera's box. 248 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,671 We do not have time for this right now. 249 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,907 We will get in... 250 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,717 Peppermint lotion? 251 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,119 It's for your feet. 252 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,222 Yay. I love it. 253 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,690 I knew it! 254 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,759 -Nailed it. -Great gift. 255 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,127 Oh, I'm gonna get you one every year. 256 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,595 And we're gonna be best friends forever. 257 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,896 I just met you, like, a week ago. 258 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,532 Uh, just 'cause it says "peppermint," 259 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,200 non-edible. 260 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,703 I never would have thought to eat this lotion. 261 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,039 Nicholas, I have been giving you that lotion 262 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,441 -every year since we met. -I know. 263 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:37,210 I wanted you to experience soft feet for once in your life, 264 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,547 -and you... and you lied to me. -What did you want me to do? 265 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,582 I had just met you when you first gave it to me. 266 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:46,053 Then you actually gave me the lotion again the following year. 267 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,722 And the lie got on top of me. And now I got all these bottles 268 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,557 of lotion and I don't even know how to do this stuff. 269 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,826 You don't know how to "do" foot lotion? 270 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,795 What if I put it on and my feet get... 271 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,397 I don't know, too wet and creamy? 272 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,067 Has everything been a lie? Has this whole relationship...? 273 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,769 Don't call it a relationship, it's a friendship. 274 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,304 Don't belittle what we have by calling it a friendship. 275 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,406 -No, please. -Oh, we don't love each other in Chicago. 276 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,908 We're just friends. 277 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,243 Please, just get over this and help me pack. 278 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,812 Sure. You've lied to me for years, 279 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,081 but let's just ignore it so I can help you pack 280 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,582 while humoring your wife 281 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,617 -pretending to care. -JESS: What? 282 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,988 You guys were humoring me? 283 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,124 Nick, you told everyone to pretend to care? 284 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,994 Jess, it's not about that. It's about the truck. 285 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,096 I didn't want to go a minute over the 24 hours, 286 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,164 because then I, you know, I need to pay for a second day. 287 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,833 Jess. 288 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,102 Wait, Jess. I'm sorry. 289 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,438 You guys were just playing along with this? 290 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,809 I thought you were just starting to feel something. 291 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:46,279 Wait. Am I the one who's in denial about leaving this place? 292 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,816 Ugh, you sweet, goblin-eyed dum-dum. 293 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:49,950 CECE: Babe, I think the rest of us 294 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,119 have already made peace with this. 295 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,854 No, I get it. 296 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,622 I'm not mad. I just... 297 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,125 People live together in apartments all the time. 298 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,627 And you guys have lives and kids. 299 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,130 And this is just a place. 300 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,833 But to me, this is the place where I met all of you. 301 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,134 -And that's... -(sighs) 302 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,469 ...that's the best thing that... 303 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,338 that ever happened to me, so... 304 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,341 Consider yourselves freed. 305 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,377 The lock never really worked, anyway. 306 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,184 Put that down. 307 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,986 We are not going anywhere. 308 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,155 Yeah, we're gonna say good-bye all day. 309 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,990 -All day. -All day! 310 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,725 -What? -That's not it. -You don't say it, 311 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,660 you don't say it like that. It's like, all day. 312 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,195 -All... -All day! 313 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,731 Guys, second day 314 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,167 -of a moving truck on me. -CECE: There we go. 315 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,335 -SCHMIDT: That's a big step. -Thank you. 316 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,237 But I'm not doing the insurance. I won't do it. I can't do it. 317 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,739 -It's a rip-off. It's a freakin' rip-off. -Chill, chill, bro. 318 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,707 * Who's that girl? * 319 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,010 * Who's that girl? * 320 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,213 * It's your favorite bitch, Jess * 321 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,515 * Hang on to your privates 'cause I'm * 322 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,684 * On emotional fy-ahh * 323 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,253 (imitates guitar) 324 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,222 Don't look so surprised, guys. 325 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,624 -You knew what this was. -(vocalizing) 326 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,262 WINSTON: Ah, we had some times here. 327 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:12,032 -Mmm. -I mean this, right here, 328 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,467 right where I'm sitting, is the exact spot 329 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,705 that I realized: I should have less salt in my diet. 330 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,942 I should have less salt in my diet. 331 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,244 That's beautiful, man. Stay healthy, baby. 332 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,646 -Good memories. -Oh, my God. 333 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:30,283 This is the spot, where, for the weirdest minute of my life, 334 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,719 I was super attracted to Winston. 335 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,387 -No. -We've all been there. 336 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,789 It was my swimmer's body. 337 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,225 Ooh. Ooh, hey. 338 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,627 Yeah, they got me on bike duty today. 339 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,462 My hammies need to get into some jammies 340 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,900 because they are rock-hard. 341 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,635 -Yes. -(sultry music plays) 342 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,471 (echoes): Oh, yeah. That's good stuff. 343 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,474 You feel that? You hear that? Yeah. 344 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,643 -Oh! -No! -No! 345 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,045 Oh, it went away pretty quick. 346 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,147 (shrieks) 347 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,982 I tore my anus. 348 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,651 I tore my anus. Oh. 349 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,188 I was sitting right here when I first introduced you guys 350 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,357 to my hilarious baby voice. 351 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:14,327 Uh-oh, look who just woke up. 352 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,864 (high-pitched): I'm a baby. 353 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,866 I'm a baby 354 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,501 and I need my milkie. Where's my ba-ba? 355 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,503 -What are you doing? -Put that baby away. 356 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,672 Babies can't talk. It's inherently flawed. 357 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,674 And that's where I met you for the first time. 358 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,442 -Aw. -I remember you said that was one of your 359 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,878 top five boners of all time. 360 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,712 Do you remember you used to rank them? 361 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,548 -Be quiet. -It's just foot lotion. 362 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,188 And right over there is where Cece and I 363 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,655 had our first mess around. 364 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,857 What? Don't tell them. 365 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,292 It's time for the mess around 366 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,060 to become the confess around. 367 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,529 -* Ain't nobody * -* Nobody * 368 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,464 -* Loves me better * -* Loves me better * 369 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,633 -* Makes me happy * -(wood cracks) 370 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,703 -* Makes me feel this way * -* Nobody * 371 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,005 -* Ain't nobody * -* Ain't nobody. * 372 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,039 Wait, wait, wait. 373 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,876 Is that a paper plate covered with brown marker 374 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,811 -to look like floor? -Yeah. -That's what that is. 375 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,379 -Yeah, yeah. -Cece? 376 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,049 -Hmm? -If you weren't wearing those dumb-ass shoes, 377 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,852 and I hadn't just gotten that new dope Chaka Khan CD-ROM... 378 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,889 -It was dope as hell. -You would not have become my girl. 379 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,058 -Babe. -Babe. Don't. 380 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,894 -Babe. -Babe. You better stop. 381 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:24,364 -Babe. Babe. -Mmm. Mm-mmm. 382 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,665 No. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna cry. 383 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,068 There' no point. Nobody said nothing about no crying. 384 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,070 -That's not what this is. -No, no crying. 385 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,905 (exhales deeply) 386 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,440 Wait. Where is Nick? 387 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,575 Clearly, he doesn't like all of this emotion. 388 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,277 He doesn't have a heart in that butter tub 389 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,112 he calls a body anyway. 390 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,282 -He doesn't care about spots. -NICK: I'm in here! 391 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,256 You think I don't got spots? I got spots. 392 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,291 "Have." Have spots. 393 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,360 Sorry. Go, keep go... 394 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,028 This spot right here is where my best friend Schmidt and I 395 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,463 moved a couch in. 396 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,398 That happened in the living room, Nick. 397 00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,899 I know, I just don't want to get up. 398 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,768 You got it? You got it? 399 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,270 I got it. I'm good, I'm good, I'm cool. 400 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,571 -(grunts) -I got it. 401 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,940 Houston, we got an "I got it." 402 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,042 (grunts) 403 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,444 Sheesh. 404 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,213 Sitting pretty close to each other, 405 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,781 -don't you think? -Oh, sorry. 406 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,450 Thanks. 407 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,986 Lot of cool stuff's gonna happen in this loft, huh? 408 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,787 You're telling me, man. 409 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,722 What do you think's gonna happen here in the next... 410 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,124 chunk of our lives? 411 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,293 I don't know. I meet a nice lady. 412 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,795 She wants to have a baby with me. 413 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,963 What does she look like? 414 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,131 -Sexy. -(laughs) 415 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,066 Keep going. Right off the jack. 416 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,834 Just, like, you know, like, shows up, 417 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,069 but, like, casually. 418 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,304 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. 419 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,305 Like, wearing a beanie 420 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,339 and, like, a little hoodie. 421 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,640 You know what I mean? 422 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,442 Like, sort of, like, an orangish-red hoodie. 423 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,311 (chuckles) 424 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,950 Anyway, man, I just wanted to say, uh... 425 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,420 Oh. 426 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,455 ...all thanks. 427 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190 I'm done. 428 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,791 Well, it's just lotion. It ain't gonna hurt you, now. 429 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,160 (chuckles) Yeah, go ahead. Slap it in there. 430 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,797 Wow, it's so frickin' creamy. 431 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,965 This is what I've been telling you. 432 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,301 It's really cool. 433 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,870 -It actually kind of feels nice. -(Jess chuckles) 434 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,606 I mean, I got to say, I really like foot lotion. 435 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,641 Thank you. 436 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,675 They should make more foot lotion 437 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,709 for your hand. 438 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:17,844 Foot lotion hand. 439 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,180 Or... foot-lotion hand. 440 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,448 I don't know. 441 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,815 You should use this for elbows. 442 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,452 You should use lotion for dry parts of your skin. 443 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,686 (chuckles) 444 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,721 It's really creamy. 445 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,057 For the first time in my life, 446 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,791 I realize my feet could be more than weapons. 447 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,027 I love you, man. 448 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,863 Oh, yeah, that's... 449 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,731 Well, yeah, man. I, uh... 450 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,200 (whispering): Is he gonna finally say it? 451 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,834 Guys, don't-don't put any pressure on him. 452 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,403 No, what? Dude, you're not putting pressure on me. 453 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,072 -It's something I want to say. -You don't have to say it. 454 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,539 I don't need to say anything. I want to say it. 455 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,808 -You never said it before. -I love you, man. 456 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,477 -Yes! -(laughs) -Are you kidding me right now? 457 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,579 -Go, Nick! -Are you kidding me? 458 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,247 -I love you, man. We're buddies. -JESS: Yes! 459 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,315 CECE: Really? 460 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,585 Oh, my feet are so creamy. 461 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,852 You were right. This is what it means 462 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,020 to have soft feet, buddy. 463 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,755 Well, I feel good. 464 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,891 I'm ready to say good-bye to 4D. 465 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,259 No, not yet. 466 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,195 W-We've done everything. 467 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,198 There's one more thing. 468 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,002 JFK! 469 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,370 -FDR! -FDR! -FDR! 470 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,373 -FDR! -(all cheer) 471 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,845 -Wait for me. I over-lotioned. -Okay, for the last time, 472 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,514 the game is True American. 473 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,117 -We know the rules. -We know one rule. 474 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,418 ALL: The floor is lava! 475 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,120 Tonight we play the game with a twist. 476 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,221 It's True American: 477 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,788 Packing Edition. 478 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,790 You land on something, you pack it. 479 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,093 -Shotgun tip-off! -Oh! 480 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,596 54-40 or fight! Whoa! 481 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,298 (Winston whoops) 482 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,200 You go, boy! 483 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,801 (whoops) 484 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,870 The middle class is disappearing! 485 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,739 BOTH (chanting): Mama, where's my pa? 486 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,973 He's in the White House. 487 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,242 Ha, ha, ha! 488 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,909 WINSTON: I know a fine brothel 489 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,278 right to the left. Yah! 490 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,113 Westward ho. 491 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,081 We're coming for your gold. 492 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,751 Almost to Utah, Uncle Brother. 493 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,486 I like the look of that ox. 494 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,720 SCHMIDT: Nailed it. 495 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,589 Manifest destiny. 496 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,491 (all cheering) 497 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,830 -* Remember all the drives... * -Oh, yeah! 498 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,466 You got to drink another root beer. 499 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,901 -* To the cloudy mountainsides * -Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 500 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,971 * And we'll never starve to death... * 501 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,307 Chug, chug. Ruth, prohibition has been lifted. 502 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,975 All right. Ready, Moses? 503 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,677 SCHMIDT: Drink, Moses. Drink, Moses. Come on! 504 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:35,315 (children laughing) 505 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,083 What are you not understanding? 506 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,651 You're all burning in lava right now. 507 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,153 Oklahoma Land Grab! 508 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,155 Sooners, stake your claim! 509 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,423 Come on! 510 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,327 * But if I ever feel the same again * 511 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,696 * Ah, ah, ah * 512 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,367 * Ah, ah, oh... * 513 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,707 You ready? 514 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,974 -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. 515 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,743 -Let's go. -Let's go. 516 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,114 NICK: Not my first eviction. 517 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,183 -Won't be my last. -Two, one. 518 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,654 WINSTON: Gotcha! 519 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,623 (Winston laughs) 520 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,392 Prank Sinatra, baby! 521 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,427 What? 522 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,196 I don't get it. 523 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,697 The truck is the prank? 524 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,165 What, did you pay the rental fee? 525 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,000 Winston, that's just nice. 526 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,303 You didn't have to move. 527 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,205 Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. 528 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,873 -We got evicted. -What is he talking about? 529 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,174 NICK: I have no idea. 530 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,176 WINSTON: Engram Pattersky. 531 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,011 If you rearrange those letters, 532 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,180 what does it spell? 533 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,015 "My greatest prank." 534 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,384 My greatest prank! 535 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,985 -No. -CECE: Are you kidding me? 536 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,722 -(Winston chuckles) -Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? 537 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,324 Winston, you were in the loft 538 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,026 when all of the notices slid under the door. 539 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,695 I had some help. 540 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,165 Thanks for the wedding invite. 541 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,868 I work at that hospital. 542 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,571 BOTH: One, two, three, 543 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,605 slide. 544 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,174 Winston was right. 545 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,243 This was a two-man job. 546 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,744 Hell yeah. 547 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,780 But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. 548 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,082 They're turning it into a non-residential space. 549 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,584 Oh, who did you check with? 550 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,553 I hope it was someone important. 551 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,590 Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do 552 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,792 about zoning laws. My hands are tied. 553 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,793 (whispers): Write the check. 554 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,195 Oh. Uh-huh. 555 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,530 Add a zero. 556 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,931 Yeah, okay. 557 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,232 What?! 558 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,201 We didn't have to move? 559 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,569 Hell no! 560 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,104 You didn't have to move. 561 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,406 When did you have time 562 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,641 to do all this? You have a baby. 563 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,975 Well, I got two babies: 564 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,744 Dan Bill and this prank. 565 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,779 This is a really stupid thing you did. 566 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,947 You should see your face. 567 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,215 This is what you look like. 568 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,950 (laughs) 569 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,385 (imitating Jess): "What?" 570 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,554 (laughing): Y'all look so dumb. 571 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,088 Look at you, Nick. 572 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,758 This is you, Nick. (grunts) 573 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,797 (shrieking) 574 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,342 Okay, it's done. 575 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,976 Everybody in the truck. 576 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,345 Let's go. We're leaving. 577 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,846 I mean, it's happening now anyway. 578 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,314 Impressive, man. 579 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,782 -That was good. -You know, I spent six months 580 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,451 building the Engram Pattersky website. 581 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,453 And you guys didn't even visit the office. 582 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,954 -What's happening, y'all? -What's up? 583 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,756 * For one more try * 584 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,290 WINSTON: So, was the prank too small? 585 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,859 You know, I've been guilty of that in the past. 586 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,127 SCHMIDT: Too big, man. Way too big. 587 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,763 JESS: I don't know. 588 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,832 -I think it was just right. -ALL: Too big. 589 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,300 -SCHMIDT: Definitely too big. -CECE: Way too big. 590 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,536 NICK: Ridiculous. 591 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,505 * Ooh * 592 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:49,208 * Ooh, hoo, hoo * 593 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,878 * Woo, hoo, hoo. * 594 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,882 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 595 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,453 Now that you're done hanging with New Girl, 596 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,822 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 597 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,693 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 598 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,060 -Okay. -Okay. 599 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,696 Okay, I guess. 600 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,398 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 601 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,633 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 602 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,067 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 603 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,202 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 604 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,470 -Family Guy? -Yes. 605 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,071 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 606 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,206 Potatoes? 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