1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,736 The final season of New Girl 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,905 celebrates friends to the end. 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,807 I'm gonna go open a bottle of wine. Pink okay? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,478 And check out our other Fox shows-- 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,713 LA to Vegas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,582 -and The Last Man on Earth. -(laughs) 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,887 And so, beautiful monkey cracker. 10 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,855 Monkey cracker boyfriend. 11 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:24,024 In Russia, we would strap you to goat 12 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,227 -and see if you live. -(chuckles) 13 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,928 And if you don't live, we eat the goat. 14 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,531 May you die together. 15 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,266 -(cheering) -Well, that was wonderful. 16 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,435 -Did someone ask her to speak? -CECE: Okay. 17 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:37,571 Up next, Nick's two best men: 18 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,572 my husband 19 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,773 and Winston Bishop. 20 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,041 -(cheering) -SCHMIDT: Okay. 21 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,577 Oh, this is gonna be trouble. 22 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,579 Good. Okay, so, uh, Nick and Jess 23 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,781 asked the two of us to make a toast 24 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,750 -the night before their wedding. -But Schmidty and Winnie 25 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,185 don't roll like that. 26 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,521 -Uh-oh. -So why toast... 27 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,456 BOTH: When we can roast? 28 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,625 This is about to be really funny. 29 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,427 Okay, let's start with Nick. Now, I don't want to say 30 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,130 Nick here is a lazy piece of human garbage 31 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,798 with a flat ass and the writing talents 32 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,067 -of a brain-dead alcoholic. -(laughs) 33 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,537 Because why state the obvious? 34 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,205 (Schmidt and Winston laughing) 35 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,573 Oh, my God. 36 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,041 -Oh. -But in a real way, 37 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,076 Nick sucks as a person, y'all. 38 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,778 -SCHMIDT: That's right. -WINSTON: He really does. 39 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,947 But more importantly, his writing... 40 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,749 -also sucks! -(laughs) 41 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,151 You know what they say: 42 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,718 you put a thousand monkeys 43 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,487 in front of a thousand typewriters... 44 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,389 One of them will be Nick, and he'll probably 45 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,923 be writing The Pepperwood Chronicles. 46 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,160 (laughs) That's a dumb-ass book. 47 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,327 Maybe this is our fault. We threw 48 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,828 this wedding together so fast. 49 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,264 And you did tell 'em to go hard. 50 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,166 I did actually tell them to go "hawd" 51 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,667 and to not get "scurred," 52 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,069 so th-that's where the confusion might be. 53 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,471 -And that brings us to Jess. -Okay. 54 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,573 Beautiful, big-eyed Jess 55 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,508 who could have had any man she wanted 56 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,842 in the whole wide world. 57 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,245 -And still can. -And still can. 58 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,281 -She still can. -Run! 59 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,849 -WINSTON: Get your ass out. He ain't no good. -SCHMIDT: Run! 60 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,818 -Do you think this is funny? -No. -He's gonna drag you down! 61 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,587 -That's a loser! Run! -Yep. And he's a piece of doo-doo 62 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,190 on top of it-- he won't pleasure you, just himself. 63 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,991 Do I really have to sleep at Schmidt's house tonight? 64 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,926 -He wants to do facials. -SCHMIDT: Run! 65 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,261 I feel like that's not what I think it means, 66 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,596 but I still don't want to do it. 67 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,930 Well, it is tradition to sleep apart 68 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,998 the night before the wedding. 69 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,966 So, what does, uh, tradition say 70 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,134 about hand stuff? 71 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,469 I'll have to check the book. 72 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,338 -Okay. -WINSTON: That's Nick Miller. 73 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,673 -What book? -SCHMIDT: Thank you. 74 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,709 -Okay. (laughs) -Right there. 75 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,677 -For real, though. -Okay. 76 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:24,978 Have a lovely evening, you guys. Okay. 77 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,013 -That was good, right? -Yep. 78 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,652 -God, Mom! -I wasn't touching it. 79 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,120 You shouldn't have slept together 80 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,223 the night before your wedding. It is bad luck. 81 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,991 -Oh. -Mom, that's just a stupid superstition. 82 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:40,294 Oh, it is so not. Your Uncle Elmer slept 83 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,029 with your Aunt Jeanie the night before their wedding. 84 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,531 And they've been married 40 years. 85 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,200 But he's gay. You're playing with fire. 86 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:47,468 -This marriage could be cursed. -Well, if the curse means 87 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,869 spending the rest of my life 88 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,404 with the woman I love, then I say 89 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:51,505 -bring it on. -Oh, grow up. 90 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,806 -I love you. -Love you, too. 91 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,842 -Also, your wang is out. -It is? 92 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,210 (sighs) 93 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,545 JESS: * I'm getting married * 94 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,079 * In the morning * 95 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,649 * Even though it's later in the day * 96 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,351 * Am I nervous? Maybe * 97 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,486 * Damn, I forgot to invite Sadie * 98 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,088 * Who knew my Uncle Elmer was gay? * 99 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,023 Hey, Jess, I'm gonna take Mario 100 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,925 for a little walk. 101 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,327 I'll see you on the other side of the aisle. 102 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,562 I'd ask you for a kiss, 103 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,929 but I don't want to mess with the curse. 104 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,565 Well, that curse can kiss my ass, 105 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,733 and you can kiss my face. 106 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,168 That's very funny, but the swearing 107 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,403 will end when we're married. 108 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,105 -All right. Love you. -Love you. 109 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,541 Have fun. 110 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,611 (screams) 111 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,246 (toy squeaks) 112 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,282 * 113 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,718 Honey, you are as beautiful 114 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,687 as the day you slid out of me. 115 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,189 No one is gonna be able to take their eyes off you. 116 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,691 You're a vision. 117 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,192 Really? 118 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,094 I don't look like a pirate bride? 119 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:49,096 -No. -No way. -Never. Mm-mm. 120 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,431 Why are we lying to her? 121 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,932 Not now, Ruth. (clears throat) 122 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,133 Idea. 123 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,968 Once I am finished with your hair, 124 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,704 -no one's gonna notice anyway, okay? -Oh! 125 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,238 Nothing that covers my shoulders. 126 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,308 I want to make sure I leave room for the parrot. 127 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,310 It's the curse. I told you. 128 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,911 She slipped in the shower and scratched her cornea 129 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,646 on a dog toy. That could happen to anyone. 130 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,714 ALY: Hey. 131 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,915 People on one side of the aisle 132 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,982 won't even notice. 133 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:12,052 -Oh. -Is it that bad? 134 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,053 I just want to check it out. 135 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,322 -It's fine-- oh. -Can I look at it? 136 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:17,057 Oh, God, I look like a prostitute 137 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,927 from an Old West movie that everybody calls Winks. 138 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,762 Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested 139 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,930 a prostitute named Winks once. 140 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:23,964 Was she pretty? 141 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,232 She was a good person, 142 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,100 but she had her demons, like we all do. 143 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,302 We don't need to talk about Winks. 144 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,637 Ah... Excuse me. 145 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:33,073 Mom, what if it is the curse? 146 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,675 What if I cursed my future with Nick? 147 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,677 What if it's all downhill from here? 148 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,846 It's not real, okay, do not let that get into your head. 149 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,681 -Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash. -Oh, my God. 150 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,949 You'll get it right the next time. 151 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,384 -Joan... -Cece. 152 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:47,120 (indistinct conversations) 153 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,689 NICK: Tran! 154 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,591 Look at you. You look so good, 155 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,360 you heartthrob. 156 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,927 Hey, did you ever think Jess was gonna want 157 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,497 to marry me? You did? 158 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,165 Ah, see, I didn't see that. I just feel like 159 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,334 the luckiest guy in the whole world. 160 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,604 That's a very sweet thing to say. 161 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,373 Hey, I'm feeling a little bit antsy. 162 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,708 What's a groom supposed to do on his wedding day? 163 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:12,279 I said day, not night, you little pervert. 164 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,348 (laughing): I know what to do in the night. 165 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,116 Oh, my publisher just showed up. 166 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,518 I want to see what he thinks about my new book. 167 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,152 I'm not gonna give him your poems. 168 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,722 I'm not gonna do it. I gave you my opinion on 'em. 169 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,491 There was some racist stuff in there that I didn't dig, 170 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,992 and I don't want my name associated. 171 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,761 I'll give him your poems. (laughing) 172 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,532 There he is, father of the bride. 173 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,334 -I've been told to keep you to three drinks, sir. -Very cute. 174 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,204 Almost as cute as the toast that you gave last night. 175 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,507 Let me ask you something as a fan. 176 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,476 When you rhymed Nick's name with a certain body part, 177 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,044 how did you come up with that? 178 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,646 I mean, because, come on, brilliant. 179 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,647 Thank you very much for saying that, it means... 180 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,881 He's being sarcastic. 181 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,883 Oh, so now you can read the room. 182 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:50,884 What the hell are you talking about? 183 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,019 We killed it last night. 184 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,021 Yeah, I explained every joke 185 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,389 -right after I told it. -Yeah. 186 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,391 You stunk, like a... 187 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,893 a big wheel of Limburger cheese. 188 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,161 Now, that's comedy. 189 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,730 Stay away from me. 190 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,100 Nick, I gotta tell you, Chicago Hobo is 191 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,202 -some of your best writing. -You really liked it? 192 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,071 -Oh, I loved it. -What a relief. 193 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,740 I had no idea you had such a difficult childhood. 194 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,342 I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs. 195 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,210 -313. -Ah. 196 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,112 -So, when are we publishing this? -Oh, no, no, we're not. 197 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,748 Uh, it's too dark for the tween market. 198 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,283 I-I thought you said you re... you really l-liked... 199 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,952 We can sign you up for three more Pepperwoods. 200 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,353 I feel like I'm done with Pepperwood. 201 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,088 That's a great, that's great, that's great. 202 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,757 -See, because he's Jewish... -Okay, yum, yum. 203 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,892 Who's that bear over there? 204 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,695 Don't answer. 205 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,497 (wings flapping) 206 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,733 (sighs) 207 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,735 The curse? 208 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:42,870 No. 209 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,105 -Oh... -Hey, I'm just, 210 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,474 uh, looking for hairspray. 211 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,576 What is going on with you? 212 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,143 Nothing. Where's Ruth? 213 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,312 Oh, she's busy guarding the bridal suite. 214 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,281 No boys allowed. 215 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,616 Get him, Mario! 216 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,217 (whines) 217 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,487 You sure you're okay? Because you seem to be 218 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,121 in some pain back there, 219 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,657 like you were in, I don't know, labor. 220 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,825 What? No, my baby loves being in here. 221 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:05,893 You don't even know. 222 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,661 -All right. -(groans) 223 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,296 I'm fine. Get out of here. 224 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,732 -All right. -See ya. 225 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,667 (Aly groans loudly) 226 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,003 JOAN: Jess, honey, it's happening. 227 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,304 -What is? -The curse! 228 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,639 How often do you check your mail? 229 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,841 Mom, you know your girl's paperless. 230 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,677 -You're being evicted. -What?! 231 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:24,978 This is from the new management company. 232 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,580 I have to move out in 30 days. Oh, no. 233 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,616 Everything's going wrong. 234 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,950 You were right. I cursed us. 235 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,852 -This is a disaster! What do I do? -Shh, shh, shh. 236 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:35,355 -What do I do? Mom! -Shh, shh, shh. Sweetheart, 237 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,925 I know just want you need. How about 238 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,094 you try to relax with a little of the cheeba 239 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,096 -from Aunt Reeba? -What? 240 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,932 -(whispering): Marijuana. -It's my wedding day! 241 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,267 -What? Did you bring that on the plane? -Yes. 242 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,137 -Mom! -Really, just take a small toke. It's not that strong. 243 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,405 It's so weak, they call it Gun Control in America. 244 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,875 CECE: Hey, babe. 245 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,309 I found the hairspray, and... 246 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,278 Oh, my God, you're in your dress. 247 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,713 Babe, you look so beautiful. I can't 248 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,348 believe you're finally getting married, and... 249 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:04,552 -Cece! -Hey! 250 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,954 Oh, my God, I am so high. 251 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,123 -(whispering): Come here. I have something to tell you. -Mm-hmm. 252 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,892 -Come here. -Okay, I'm here. Uh-huh. 253 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,594 Whatever you do, don't tell Cece. 254 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,199 -Mmm. -Oh, my God. Okay, how much of your mom's stuff 255 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,202 -did you smoke? -It is so mild. Like, I don't even feel it. 256 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,904 -Nothing, huh? -If I look in your eyes, 257 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,739 -can you taste what I'm tasting? -Mm-hmm. Okay, we have 258 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,175 -60 minutes till the wedding. -No, look into my googly eye. 259 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,510 -Uh, do I have to? -Yeah. 260 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,580 -You taste delicious vanilla cake? -No. 261 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,181 -Damn it. -Okay, here's the plan. 262 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,684 I am going to fix your makeup, 263 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,518 -and then we ride this thing out. -Oh, I've got a plan. 264 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,387 -What? -Check this out. 265 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,890 -This is gonna be good. -What is happening? 266 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:47,595 Or strap on a spare patch, and Nick marries a sexy fly. 267 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,197 (buzzing) 268 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,165 I'm just gonna remove this. 269 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,767 Okay, here we go. 270 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,502 -I can see. -Yes, yeah. 271 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,038 -Mm-hmm. -So the upside to this is, 272 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,540 at least you are not freaking out 273 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,710 -about your wedding being cursed. -Yeah. 274 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,544 -That's a bonus. -Oh, Cece, question. 275 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,180 -Uh-huh. -At what size does a cup become a bucket? 276 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,382 -Uh... -Jess. -Russell! 277 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,384 How the hell are you? 278 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,186 Good. You, look, um... Gosh. 279 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,521 Mmm, did you have some cake yet? 280 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,690 Uh, tons of it at my house, but that's my issue. 281 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,558 Look, I really need to talk with you, Jess. 282 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,960 -Okay. -(Aly groaning loudly) 283 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,695 Did I make that sound with my mind? 284 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,096 -CECE: You okay, Aly? -Mm-hmm, I'm fine. 285 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,132 I just swallowed a wasp, and it stung me 286 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,967 inside of my throat a bunch of times. 287 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,036 I don't see what the big deal is. Please stay away from me! 288 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,771 Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna 289 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,740 go after that girl right there. Russell, could you please 290 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,075 keep an eye on Jess? Don't let her out of your sight. 291 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,044 -Yeah, yeah. -Thank you very much. Appreciate it. 292 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,782 Uh, Jess, you're, um... your right eye's kind of stuck. 293 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,984 (singsongy): Not if I do this. 294 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,252 Much better now. 295 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,488 Hey, so, um, we think we may have 296 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,290 done a bad job with your toast. 297 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,391 SCHMIDT: Uh, it's Winston's fault. 298 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,592 What? No. It is entirely 299 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,794 -Schmidt's fault. -This is not a funny man. 300 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,995 Doesn't matter. Look, we want 301 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,730 to make it up to you, so if there's anything 302 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,132 that we can do, please just l-let us know. 303 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,334 -Our marriage is cursed. -Wh-What do you mean, cursed? 304 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,637 Last night I seduced Jess at the, uh, rehearsal dinner. 305 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,438 I dangled my hot body in front of her, 306 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,240 and she couldn't resist, 307 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,642 and we had a night of weird, wild sex 308 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,010 that would have made the good Lord proud, 309 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,478 and now our marriage is cursed. 310 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,080 Come on, man. None of that stuff is true. 311 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,581 Curses aren't real. 312 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,149 Yeah, but you believe in crystals, Winston. 313 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,852 Crystals are real, dude. Don't say nothing bad about crystals! 314 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,988 Merle said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo, 315 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,690 -and then a bird pooed on me. -SCHMIDT: What do you mean, 316 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,858 he won't publish it? -Where's the bird? I'll poo on him. 317 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,960 Those two things happened back-to-back. That's a curse. 318 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,262 Stop being such a goy boy. You go find Merle, 319 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,665 and you tell him that you are not writing another Pepperwood 320 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,466 until he publishes Chicago Hobo. 321 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,869 -You think it'll work? -I know so, okay? 322 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,537 He's right over there. We believe in you. 323 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,040 -You can do this. -I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it well. 324 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,608 -Hell, yeah. -That's right. 325 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,477 -(whoops) -Well, guess we fixed the toast. 326 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,846 (indistinct chatter) 327 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,715 Look at our boy, all grown up. 328 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,216 Little disappointed about what we talked about. 329 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,151 You know, you and I-- we make a good combination. 330 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,552 -Winston and Schmidt. -Mm-hmm. 331 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,987 -I set 'em up, you... -And I set 'em up. 332 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,488 All right. 333 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,125 It looked good, man. How'd it go? 334 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,827 Good, good, good. He told me to go to hell 335 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,228 and that he's not gonna publish Pepperwood anymore, 336 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,630 -and I basically lost my job, so... -Mm. 337 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,631 (slurps) 338 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,133 Uh... 339 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,736 Curses are real, people! 340 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,237 They are real! 341 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,239 I got to go protect my bride. 342 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,340 WOMAN: This is the oddest wedding. 343 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,542 (groaning loudly) Oh, hey, Cece. 344 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,577 Oh, I'm so mad about politics. 345 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,046 Aah! 346 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,314 Aly, you are having the baby, okay? 347 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,983 -I know those labor eyes, sister. -Okay, fine. 348 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,684 -I'm in labor. -I know! 349 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,320 Why is this how we make more people? It's a terrible system. 350 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,822 Oh, honey, we got to get Winston, 351 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,257 -we got to get you to the hospital. -No, no, no. 352 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,159 I don't want to go until after the wedding. Aah! 353 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,894 Take me to drugs. Take me to drugs right now. 354 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,328 There we go. All right, here we go. 355 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,497 I don't want to scare you, but this is the easy part. 356 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,233 -You feeling better? -Yeah, yeah. 357 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,935 The fresh air's really helping. 358 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,004 We're in a stairwell. 359 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,705 Ugh. You must think I'm the worst 360 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,741 for going elbow deep in the ganj. 361 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,343 Nah. In fact, I was high for, well, 362 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,780 all my weddings. Whatever gets you down the aisle. 363 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,347 Well, I seduced Nick last night. 364 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,116 I lured him into my bridal chambers, 365 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,885 and now we're getting evicted, 366 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,521 my eye looks like ground beef, and I cursed our marriage. 367 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,423 -You believe in curses? -Not normally, 368 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,593 but I just want to know that Nick and I are safe, 369 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,262 and no cartoon anvil's gonna fall out of the sky 370 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,697 and crush us to smithereens. 371 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,599 Is that crazy? 372 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:16,403 No, but maybe it's not signs and curses you're worried about. 373 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,939 Maybe it's the relationship? 374 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,941 I mean, maybe, deep down, you know 375 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,910 you and Nick aren't right for each other. 376 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,045 Wait, what? 377 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,446 What are you running from? 378 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,116 Here I am, sitting with an amazing, beautiful, smart woman 379 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:32,085 on her wedding day, and she's stoned and wearing an eye patch, 380 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,387 and sitting in a dank stairwell with her ex. 381 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,424 You want to talk about signs, that's a sign. 382 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,425 A sign of what? 383 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,492 Don't marry Nick. 384 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,593 Be with me. 385 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,062 Jess. 386 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,231 I love you. 387 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,033 Oh, boy. 388 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,403 Ooh, hey, honey. 389 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,005 Hey, Ruth, is Aunt Jess here? 390 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,474 -I really need to talk to her. -What's the password? 391 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,176 WINSTON: Oh, the password. Oh, uh, yeah, it's... 392 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,577 -Ruth 1. -Wrong. 393 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,012 -Ruth 2? -Wrong. 394 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,780 -Ruth 3...? -Wrong. 395 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,282 -Don't do this to me, kid. -Wrong. 396 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,517 Ruth, honey, just tell us where Aunt Jess is, okay? 397 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,586 Sure, for a hundred bucks. 398 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,921 -I ain't got that. -I've never been more proud of that-- 399 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,089 I mean, this is my daughter. 400 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,024 -Unbelievable. -Yeah. -Ruth. 401 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,792 Man to man, 402 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,927 I need to talk to Jess. 403 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,495 I need to know if she's okay. 404 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,930 But they're not back there. 405 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,598 They're on the stairs. 406 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,433 -Who's "they"? -RUSSELL: Look. 407 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,634 When you first started working, I thought I was gonna 408 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,036 be fine, I was over it, and then 409 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,137 the more time we spent with each other, 410 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,638 it just all came rushing back. 411 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,540 And you're choosing to tell me this now? 412 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,176 We've been together literally every day 413 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,044 -for the past week and a half. -Yeah. 414 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,146 I shouldn't be telling you any of this, but I also know 415 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,216 -that if I didn't, I'd regret it forever. -Russell, 416 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,717 I am in love with Nick, 100%, okay? 417 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,687 This is not puppy love. 418 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,489 This is old-ass dog love. 419 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,157 Do you remember your first date with Nick? 420 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,159 You ran into me-- sign-- 421 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,661 and I asked you both to write down what you meant 422 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,331 to each other on the back of some valet ticket. 423 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,001 You kept those? 424 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,170 I think you should look at those before you get married. 425 00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,573 Neither of you were ever sure about this, not really. 426 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,242 Not deep down. 427 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,712 Jess, be with me. Let me give you the life you deserve. 428 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,380 -Let me make you happy. -(door opens) 429 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,482 -Let me make you dead, you son of a bitch! -Oh, Nick! 430 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,584 -(shouts) -Oh! No! (shouts) 431 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,553 (shouting) 432 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,155 NICK: I'm gonna get you... 433 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,656 WINSTON: What you think you're doing, Russell, huh? 434 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,558 Don't you have enough wives, you slut? 435 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,860 -I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning! -Take that! 436 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,363 I'm losing, I'm losing-- he's so slippery! He's like a dolphin! 437 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,932 Wow, Jess. 438 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,401 That dress. You look so beautiful. 439 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,903 -Thank you. -But your eye. What happened to your eye? 440 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,372 -No... -Oh. -Did this son of a bitch steal your eye?! 441 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,375 -I'll kill you! -No, no, I hurt my eye, and then my mom 442 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,078 gave me some of that sweet Portland bomb-a. 443 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,848 Look, Nick, I love you. I have no feelings for Russell. 444 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,250 But how could you not? He is so handsome! 445 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,852 I mean, look at him! He's physically outstanding! 446 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,354 And it's all my fault! 447 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,688 Because I brought the curse on us! 448 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,291 Did the curse make you more handsome?! 449 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,725 -Yeah. -That's my question to you! 450 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,962 -He is physically incredible! -Nick, 451 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,964 please don't fight him. We both know you're gonna lose. 452 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,565 -Let's do this! -Let's do this! -SCHMIDT: I got your back, man! 453 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,368 -Let's do it! -Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'. 454 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,369 RUSSELL: Oh, yeah? I can take all three of you. 455 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,537 I kick. I kick really high! 456 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,939 You're all so bad at fighting! 457 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,107 -Boys, what's the strategy? -We hit him, 458 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,775 -then we hit his ass again! -Uh-oh, 459 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,644 -I think he heard your strategy. -Nick, take your clothes off. 460 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,446 -What?! Why?! -I just got your suit pressed. 461 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,549 -Time-out. -Time. Time. -Guys, guys, guys, guys, 462 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,418 -Aly is in labor. -What? My baby's having my baby? 463 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,487 My baby's having my baby! Are you okay? I love you so much. 464 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,255 What if it comes out covered in all the gum 465 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,457 -I've ever swallowed? -Baby, you'll be fine. 466 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,593 -I'll call the doula. -The doula's at Lollapalooza. 467 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,262 Please tell me one of you goons is sober enough to drive this 468 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,431 -circus to the hospital. -Not me. I've been drinking all day. 469 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,765 I only have one working eye! 470 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,900 Well, I'll take you to the hospital. 471 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,768 -Thank you. Thank you so much. -CECE: Great! 472 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,570 Uh, we'll beat you up after the baby is born. 473 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,938 Why would you say that? 474 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,774 Babe, why is your crystal out? Were you fighting? 475 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,976 Aly, Winston, you come with me. 476 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,344 -(elevator bell dings) -Wait, 477 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,513 everybody come. I forgot who we're dealing with. 478 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:51,018 -(tires screech) -Hey, hey, hey! Hey, only Blaze drives the limo! 479 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,252 (car horn honks) 480 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,988 Damn, they said, "Blaze, you gonna lose it." 481 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,957 And I was like, "Nah, it's too big." (chuckles) 482 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,433 -Ooh. -Are you holding it in? You got to hold it in. 483 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,467 Don't want it to fall on the ground and get dirty. 484 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,369 That's not how it works. 485 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,438 I'm really nervous about what you don't know. 486 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,475 Hey, are we positive that this hospital has a baby department? 487 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,444 -I think so. -I hope so. 488 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,013 Ooh, Dr. Silverstein. Good to see you. 489 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,183 (indistinct chatter) 490 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,218 Hey, Russell. Catch. 491 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,488 Your sixth wife is out there somewhere. 492 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,157 It's just not me. 493 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,991 Good-bye, Jess. 494 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,893 Good-bye, Russell. 495 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,695 Hey, do the right thing 496 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,997 and get us the most expensive thing on the registry. 497 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,433 (chuckles) 498 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,772 Drive. 499 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,642 Sorry about your hand. 500 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,645 -(groans) -At least we're in a hospital. 501 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,547 -Does it hurt? -Definitely. 502 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,649 -Russell is shockingly strong. -Yeah. 503 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,585 Especially for a boy his age. 504 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,087 I guess the curse is real. 505 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,254 Yeah, we got evicted. 506 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,656 A bird deuced on my shoulder. 507 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,492 I say this with love, but your eye is trash. 508 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,194 Merle went crazy and decided that a book 509 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,063 about a hobo with electric ankles wasn't a home run. 510 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,599 And now I'm out of a job. 511 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,734 We don't have a home. I mean, we're cursed. 512 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,070 -(laughs) It's kind of our thing. -Yeah, it is. 513 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,438 I mean, even the first time I kissed you, 514 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,440 you know, you were still dating Dr. Sam. 515 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,909 And now here we are in a hospital waiting room, 516 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,677 three miles away from our wedding. 517 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,814 -Figures. Sounds like us. -Yeah. 518 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,385 Hey, do you remember 519 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,387 on our first date we wrote how we felt about each other 520 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,555 on two valet tickets? 521 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,458 Ah, Jess, I'm sorry. 522 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,393 I was just scared to tell you how I really felt. 523 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,629 I was scared, too. We've both been scared about so many things 524 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,764 for so long, and you know what? 525 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,899 I don't care about the past or the future. 526 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,301 All that I care about 527 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,604 is right now, right here, you and me. 528 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,240 I just want to have 529 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,143 a weird, wonderful life together. 530 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,410 You know? I want to get married 531 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,480 and I want to take care of you, 532 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,116 and I don't even care about a stupid curse. 533 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,984 Guys, guess what. 534 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,486 -Oh, my God. -Is the baby here? 535 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,155 No, Aly's only three centimeters. 536 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,589 It's gonna be another 13 hours. 537 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,325 Yeah, the doctor told me to run around and burn off some energy. 538 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,893 I was not being helpful. 539 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,996 I'm excited! (laughs) 540 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,798 -Wait, where are you going? -WINSTON: Huh? 541 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,501 -It's that way. -It's over here. Okay. 542 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,670 -Wrong room. -Wrong room. 543 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,172 -Aah, aah! -Nope, nope. 544 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,773 Nope, nope. Back over here. 545 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,408 Oh! I just came from here. 546 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,642 -Yeah, we know. -That's where she is. 547 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,010 Go in. 548 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,346 (Winston whoops) 549 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,352 Hey, Jess. Do you want to have 550 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,787 the weirdest wedding of all time? 551 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,122 To you? 552 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,991 That's all I want, Miller. 553 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,161 This is it. 554 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,631 How do I look? 555 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,000 Beautif... 556 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,206 Beautiful. 557 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,709 (Cece clucks tongue, sighs) 558 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,346 Thanks for putting this together. 559 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,647 Of course. 560 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,317 Oh, thanks for doing this, Padre. 561 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,519 You know, my day is normally wall-to-wall death, 562 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,388 but, uh, you said so many wonderful things about this man, 563 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,056 I couldn't help but say yes. 564 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,526 I thought I was just a monkey with a typewriter. 565 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,061 Winston's fault. 566 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,063 That was his fault, 100%. 567 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,064 (whispering): Thank you. 568 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,200 Love you, man. 569 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,035 You two seem like a very happy couple. 570 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,570 -Thank you. -I'm not marrying him. 571 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,405 I'm marrying a girl. 572 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,906 -That's okay, too. -Music. 573 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,908 ("Groovy Kind of Love" by Phil Collins playing) 574 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,888 * When I'm feeling blue * 575 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,991 * All I have to do * 576 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,926 * Is take a look... * 577 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,695 Can we hurry this along? 578 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,530 We're three minutes till the next contraction. 579 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,232 Oh, no, I'm wearing white to a wedding. 580 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:03,102 * When you're close to me * 581 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,506 * I can feel your heart beat * 582 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,243 * I can hear you breathing * 583 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,945 * Near my ear * 584 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,949 * Wouldn't you agree? * 585 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,285 * Baby, you and me * 586 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,019 * Got a groovy... * 587 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,923 Ooh. Take care of our pirate bride. 588 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,759 I'm very proud of you, son. 589 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,395 I heard you fought like a coward 590 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,429 -for my daughter today. -(chuckles) 591 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,130 Thanks. 592 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,267 (whispering): I love you. 593 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,103 * Anything you want to... * 594 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,138 -Hey. -Hey. 595 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,473 We doing this, Jessica Day? 596 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,442 We're doing this, Nick Miller. 597 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,110 -It's about damn time. -(Jess chuckles) 598 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,545 CHAPLAIN: Friends, we've been invited here today 599 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,146 to share with Nick and Jess 600 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,382 in a very important moment in their lives. 601 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,650 Jess, do you take Nick? 602 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,884 JESS: I do. 603 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,386 CHAPLAIN: Nick, do you take Jess? 604 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,654 NICK: I do. 605 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,389 I now pronounce you man and wife. 606 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,957 You may kiss the bride. 607 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,593 Okay. 608 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,963 -Oh, damn. -Is it bad? 609 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,299 -Mm. -I've seen worse. 610 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,134 I mean, literally ten minutes ago. 611 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,436 I think you'll be happy if it's covered. 612 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,170 (laughing): Sure. 613 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,308 It's you and me now. 614 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,915 (whoops) 615 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,818 (whooping and cheering) 616 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,988 -Hey! -Ah! 617 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,824 (baby cooing) 618 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,694 Everybody meet Dan Bill Bishop. 619 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,363 Oh. Daniel William? 620 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,197 Nah, Dan Bill. 621 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,167 Uh, is Bill the middle name? 622 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,703 Nah. Dan Bill. Dan Bill Bishop. 623 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,037 Family name or...? 624 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,105 -Nah, it's Dan Bill. -Oh. 625 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,173 Tell them you're kidding. 626 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,808 I'm not kidding. It's Dan Bill Bishop. 627 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,477 -What? -I'm not joking. It's Dan Bill Bishop. 628 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,011 ALY: We're gonna talk about this. 629 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,980 WINSTON: You were sleeping. I made an executive decision. 630 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,982 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 631 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,352 Now that you're done hanging with New Girl, 632 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,721 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 633 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,192 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 634 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,560 -Okay. -Okay. 635 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,195 Okay, I guess. 636 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,897 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 637 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,132 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 638 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,567 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 639 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,702 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 640 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,969 -Family Guy? -Yes. 641 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,571 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 642 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:19,706 Potatoes? Yes. 643 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,873 Butter? Yes. 644 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:21,841 Cream? Yes. 645 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:22,909 Lamb? Yes. 646 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,176 Chicken broth? Yes. 647 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,513 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 648 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,047 Lightsaber? Not on the menu. 649 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,516 No way! Oh, no! 650 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:33,252 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.