1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,770 The final season of New Girl 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,938 celebrates friends to the end. 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,807 I'm gonna go open a bottle of wine. Pink okay? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,478 And check out our other Fox shows-- 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,746 LA to Vegas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 7 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,615 -and The Last Man on Earth. -(laughs) 8 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,521 -Mmm. -SCHMIDT: Can you two 10 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,791 please tell us why you summoned us here? 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,259 WINSTON: Thank you for coming. It is appreciated, 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:27,361 especially since Aly is on bed rest. 13 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,963 We brought you here today to choose a godparent. 14 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,366 Oh, yes! Sorry. I'm sorry. Carry on. 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,902 Now, on my side, we have my entire network 16 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,170 of good friends. Friends so close, 17 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,638 I consider them family. 18 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,673 And on my side, we have Leslie. 19 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,276 -I'm all she's got. -Oh, boy. 20 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,645 All right, everybody, please line up in formation. 21 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,814 Winston, I don't have time for this. It's my first day back at 22 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,750 Ass Strat tomorrow. I should be moisturizing and making dreams. 23 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,785 Schmidt, we didn't choose you. 24 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,053 -You may face the wall. -Dork! 25 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,888 -Watch it. -Cece, 26 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,258 we didn't choose you either. Reason being is your friendship 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,228 is too important to ruin by making you our baby's godmother. 28 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,729 Mm-hmm. Why do I feel like your lips are moving 29 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,063 but Aly's doing the talking? 30 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,932 (whispers): Sorry. 31 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,500 -Nick? -I got a good feeling about this. 32 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:07,501 Face the wall. 33 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,002 Ooh. This ain't over. 34 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,873 WINSTON: Leslie, 35 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,975 you may face the wall. 36 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:18,246 -Ha-ha-ha! Suck it, bitch! -Leslie, 37 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,047 -you lost. -(grunts) 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,081 Leslie is confused. 39 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,550 And now the moment of truth. 40 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,818 Jessica Day, 41 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,888 will you be our baby's godmother? 42 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,523 Yes, I will. 43 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,825 Why is Leslie still dancing? 44 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:32,993 Leslie. 45 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,028 -Hey, now we're both godparents. -What? 46 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,231 Nick, for the hundredth time, you are not Ruth's godfather. 47 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,467 Yes, I am, for the hundred and one time... first time. 48 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,602 First of all, Jews and Hindus do not have godparents. 49 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,937 And even if we did, we would not choose you. 50 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:44,938 Ruth is not a fan. 51 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,106 Ruth doesn't like me? 52 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,242 She sees you more as a dimwitted raccoon. 53 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,110 -Well, my mind is blown. This is a game changer. -Okay, 54 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,111 everyone leave. 55 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,780 Okay, that was a waste of time. 56 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,415 We got a babysitter for this? 57 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,016 Jess, can you stay back for a moment? 58 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,418 Yeah. You chose wisely. 59 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,987 I will revolutionize being a godparent. 60 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,122 Your son will be my Cinderell... o. 61 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,725 We'll be reviewing your performance weekly. 62 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,126 You can be replaced. 63 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,961 Heavy is the head that holds the crown, 64 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:11,532 but strong are the neck muscles that hold up said head. 65 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,533 Ooh. 66 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,837 (door closes) 67 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:18,706 Cigarette! 68 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,078 -Well done. -Well done. 69 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,814 * 70 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,619 Uh, before I move on to the next slide, let me just say 71 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,455 thank you for agreeing to stay at home this week 72 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,957 while I get back in the saddle at work. 73 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,627 Now, you need to pick up Ruth at 2:00 p.m. on the dot. 74 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,828 The three pillars of the pickup 75 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,397 are gate code, sign out, and lunch, 76 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,898 which needs to be a peanut butter sandwich, 77 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,600 otherwise, she will shut down and go 78 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,101 -full armadillo. -Yeah, I got it. 79 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,137 -Pick her up, drop her off. How hard can it be? -Well, first 80 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,171 of all, you got it backwards. 81 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,940 You drop off in the morning, 82 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,142 you pick up in the after... I'm sorry. 83 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,144 I'm a little stressed out. I know that I said 84 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,247 that I would go back to work when Ruth started school, 85 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,749 which, look, I'm-I'm excited about. 86 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,116 But I've been out of the game for a while, 87 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,385 and I've become accustomed 88 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,819 to a different type of lifestyle. 89 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,121 Daddy was gonna get into that party no matter what, 90 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,557 so I jumped over the hedge. 91 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,359 Of course. It was Prince! 92 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,960 You get it. 93 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,663 We'll be fine. What you see as a life-or-death mission, 94 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,465 I see as a week off with my daughter. 95 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,467 (chuckles) Wrong again. Buckle up. 96 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,437 These should cover your first four hours. 97 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,773 Okay, I'm off. 98 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,341 Yeah, you need to go. Okay? 99 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,344 -Now get. -I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. 100 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:33,547 I feel like I could ride the wind to work. 101 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:36,984 And here comes a contraction. 102 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,886 Thank you for filling in for Aly. 103 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,821 -Of course. I'm the godmother. -And one, two, 104 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,891 three, primal scream. 105 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,160 (all screaming, shouting) 106 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:50,531 Oh, my God! That's a big hea... Sorry. 107 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,732 INSTRUCTOR: Okay, and now let's practice 108 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,934 some pelvic tilts on the birthing ball. 109 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,102 Oh. 110 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,938 WINSTON: Excuse me. I-I realize you 111 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,540 didn't get me one, so I'm gonna go ahead and get my own. 112 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,841 Uh... 113 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,410 -Got the big boy. (chuckles) -Yeah. 114 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,413 Whew! You know what's crazy is you're gonna be 115 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,748 a father any day now. 116 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,784 -Yeah, it kind of snuck up on me. -Yeah, you better get ready, 117 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,854 'cause you're gonna get on the Dad Train soon. (chugging) 118 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,623 Dad-dad! (chugging) 119 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,427 "No getting off this train." 120 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,396 -You okay? -Oh, yeah, I'm good. (chuckles) I'm good. 121 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,232 Well, all right. 122 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,634 Who would like to demonstrate how to hold a baby? 123 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,569 Any takers? What about you? 124 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,404 Oh, not me. That baby's creep city. 125 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,772 (chuckles) Winnie, you're up. 126 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,607 Me? Oh. Yeah. 127 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,242 -Let's go, Dad. -Okay. 128 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,778 Hold it like this? 129 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,580 -Cradle the head. -Cradle it. Yeah. 130 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,982 (quietly): Well, look at you. 131 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:46,219 I promise to love and protect you. 132 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,788 Nobody's ever gonna hurt my goochy, goochy... 133 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,558 -Oh! Oh! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Okay, and... 134 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,126 I'm sorry. I'm gonna fix this. 135 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,029 I'm gonna fix him. I'm not ready. 136 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,031 -No. -Here, put that back. Put that back inside of you. 137 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,166 I don't want no part of that. 138 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,601 (shouting) 139 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,337 (exhaling) 140 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:07,274 Look at us, the unbreakable Kim and Schmidt. 141 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,276 God, I forgot how much I despise you. 142 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,412 We're gonna need your thoughts on a new salsa account, 143 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,314 -so get up to speed. -Oh, I am up to speed on salsa. 144 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,984 Now heads up, Schmidt, things have changed here. 145 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,819 -(elevator dings) -It's not the same office you left. 146 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,322 Ass Strat has been taken over 147 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,758 by a Tokyo-based conglomerate. 148 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,099 Are the toilets also Japa... 149 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,434 Yes. 150 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,436 (exhales) 151 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,270 * 152 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,773 (as Schmidt): "Cecilia, you're playing your music too loud." 153 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,675 What's that, babe? Yeah, you know, 154 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,444 I can't hear you out here with... 155 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,479 -Oh, my God! -NICK: What, are we having a laundry party? 156 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,047 -What is that?! -This? 157 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,383 It's just a bear I found outside the loft. 158 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,818 Yeah, I brought it for my girl Ruth. 159 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,686 Well, she's at school right now, and I have 160 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,955 15 binders worth of stuff to do that Schmidt has left for me 161 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,457 -before I go pick her up. -Oh, that's perfect. 162 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,492 I'll just pick her up. I'll pick her up from school. 163 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,395 I don't need your help picking up my daughter from school. 164 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,330 -Okay? -All right, well, would you please tell her 165 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,966 that I left this bear for her so she knows it was from me? 166 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,300 -Mm-mm. -Ugh. 167 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,036 -What? -There's ants all over its neck. 168 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,572 -What? -Oh! 169 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,474 There's more ants. Every time it gets hit, more ants come out. 170 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,142 Okay. All right. 171 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,810 Hey, buddy. 172 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,513 So, two things. Um, first of all, 173 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,314 we're not welcome back in the class. 174 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:24,452 And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes. 175 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,720 Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father? 176 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:29,056 Winston, that was a fake baby. 177 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,491 Real babies' heads 178 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,125 -don't come off like that. -Jess, I was 179 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,528 in that class and it made me realize 180 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,964 that this baby is coming. 181 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,666 What happens when I'm in that hospital 182 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,233 and I see my son's face for the first time, 183 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,369 coming out of Aly's butt? What am I gonna do? 184 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,837 What if there's something that I don't know? 185 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,173 I know this is gonna sound crazy, 186 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,908 but ever since I found out Aly was pregnant, 187 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,110 I keep thinking about my dad. 188 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,812 That clown? He left you guys. 189 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,647 I know. It makes absolutely no sense, 190 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,216 but I keep thinking, what does he look like? 191 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,351 You know? Does he think about me? 192 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,588 -Does he have a small group of white friends like me? -Well, 193 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,090 have you thought about, you know, reaching out to him again? 194 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,692 I keep thinking, in a perfect world, I wouldn't have 195 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,294 to track down my dad and risk getting rejected. 196 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,896 He would just... 197 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,331 Magically show up. 198 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,800 Exactly. 199 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:20,007 -Sturdy. -Hey, Winston! 200 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,408 (chuckles) Looking good. 201 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,676 You don't have to gas me up, Jess. 202 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,911 I've been at this thing for three hours. 203 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,779 -It is all legs. -Yeah. 204 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,615 Look, I just wanted to tell you something, 205 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,450 and that is that when you're alive... 206 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,886 Sometimes your friends think that you're... No. 207 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,122 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. Your dad's outside. 208 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,490 (laughs) 209 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,925 Okay, that's a weird joke. 210 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,359 Yeah, that's not a joke. 211 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,695 He is, um... he's outside. 212 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,430 At this moment. 213 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,566 (chuckles) Well, how the hell did you find him? 214 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,335 Well, it was a journey. Basically, I Googled his name, 215 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,771 and here we are. 216 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,039 -Oh. -Listen, 217 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,941 if it would make you feel better to talk to your dad, 218 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,308 then I think you should. 219 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,444 Yeah, I'll go talk to him. I wonder if... (chuckles) 220 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,879 Nah. 221 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,280 Okay. "Hey, D... Hey, Pop. 222 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,115 "You want to shake my... You want to shake my... 223 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,784 Your hand looks like my hand." (laughs) 224 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,619 He'll be like, "What's up, son?" 225 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,920 I'll be like, "Don't call me son." 226 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,989 -Uh-huh. -"Don't call me son." You know? 227 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,658 "But I love you so much. I miss... 228 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,660 I've never seen you." I don't know what he looks like. 229 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,827 Or I can tell him to leave. 230 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,763 No. 231 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,197 No. It's fine. 232 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,732 He's my dad. 233 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,033 I'll tell him. 234 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,369 (sighs) 235 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,510 Say what you got to say, son. 236 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,648 Daddy! 237 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,983 (both laugh) 238 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,819 -Get it out. Yeah. -(crying): Oh, my... My God. 239 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,920 -Look at that. -Look at that. 240 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:40,888 -Look at that! -Look at that! 241 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,890 Look at that! Oh, come on, now. 242 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:43,957 -Come on! -Come on, now. 243 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:44,958 Be feeling like I'm-a stand up in here. 244 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,560 -Come on, now! -Come on, now. 245 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,661 NICK: Okay. Kids' toys. 246 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,929 -I got this. -(phone rings) 247 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,931 Okay, I got that. 248 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,500 Go for Nick. 249 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,102 Uh, hey, Nick. Where are you? 250 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,805 I'm at home making a goodie bag for my favorite little girl. 251 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,173 Um, listen to me. Uh, I actually... 252 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,710 (clears throat) I need your... 253 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,512 help picking up Ruth from school. 254 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,815 (laughs): Oh. Isn't this interesting? 255 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,116 Last time I checked, you didn't need 256 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,550 old Nick Miller's help. 257 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,653 Hold a minute while old Nick Miller laughs 258 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,788 -and says, "Well, well, well." -Nick. 259 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,923 -Please. Okay, I... -(laughing) 260 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,490 Nick. 261 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,226 -Listen to me... -Well, well, well. 262 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,494 -Looks like you do need old Nicky's help. -(groans) 263 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,963 -Please. Please. Listen to me. -(laughs) 264 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,397 Okay, Nick, I forgot 265 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,533 my phone at the house, and that phone 266 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,069 -has the gate code that will let me into the school... -Hold on. 267 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,271 If you forgot your phone at home, 268 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,140 then tell me this: 269 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,208 what are you calling me on? 270 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,510 A stranger's phone, okay? 271 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,012 Ruth's lunch 272 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,413 is next to my phone, 273 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,549 and I forgot her lunch, too, so just bring both, okay? 274 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,284 Got it. Also... 275 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,054 Welcome back, Mr. Schmidt. 276 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,255 I cannot wait 277 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,223 to hear your pitch on the salsa account. 278 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,725 Uh, take it away. 279 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,193 SCHMIDT: I'd love to. Thank you so much. 280 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,728 Let's talk about salsa. 281 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,796 It's a sauce. 282 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,930 -Or it... -(phone vibrates) 283 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,032 Uh... 284 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,369 Uh, I actually have to take this. 285 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,204 So-so sorry. 286 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,407 -Hello? -Daddy, come pick me up. 287 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,042 Mommy isn't here yet. 288 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,477 What do you mean, Mommy's not... It's 2:30. 289 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,946 What is she do...? (sighs) 290 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,752 Okay, um... 291 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,587 Daddy's on his way. 292 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,790 (chuckles) 293 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,392 I actually have to step out for just a second. 294 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,094 You know, in preparation for this meeting, 295 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,397 I ate an entire jar of salsa, and it is... 296 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,499 (whistles) sliding right through me. 297 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,671 Ah, come on. 298 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:39,940 Hey, little girl. 299 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,474 Hi. 300 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,011 -You want to open the gate for me? -No. 301 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,879 No? You want... Let me see what I got. 302 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,047 A peanut butter sandwich? 303 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,248 You want a peanut butter sandwich? 304 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,616 Come here me a sec. Give me a sec. 305 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,919 Look at this, look at this. 306 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,687 Come over here, eat the peanut butter sandwich. 307 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,055 Open the gate. Look. 308 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,590 Mmm. So yummy. 309 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,159 Come... come on, come on. Where you going? 310 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,961 Hey! Little girl! 311 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,763 Come on, little girl, please. 312 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,465 -Where you going? Ah. No. -MAN: Hey! 313 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,167 -What are you doing? -Oh, I was just trying to get a little girl 314 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,168 out of here. Ah. 315 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,903 I want to be a girl's godfather. 316 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,638 So, godfathers can basically make rules 317 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,873 and do things with little kids 318 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,007 when their parents aren't around. 319 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,575 -What? Excuse me?! -And also, they love me. 320 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,144 -You sick bastard. -No, no. 321 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,812 -You're coming with me. Peanut butter sandwich. -No, no, ah! 322 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,613 -Disgusting. -Stop! Kids love me. 323 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:21,614 I'm a famous author. 324 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,150 Hey, he's with me. I'm a parent. 325 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,284 -Parent. -Yeah. 326 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,652 No worries. I'm, uh, I'm a parent. 327 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,954 Okay, so what's the gate code, then? 328 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,622 Gate code is four... 329 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,392 -three... seven... -You're guessing. 330 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,494 -He's onto us, Cece! Run! Hyah! -Hey. 331 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,695 I'm coming for you, Ruth! 332 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,530 Here comes your godfather! 333 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,631 Oh, my God. 334 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,768 Is that it? 335 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,169 -Wait, hold up, hold on now. -H-Hold up. 336 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,837 -Hold up, boy. -You got bees on your shirt. 337 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,306 -I got birds on my shirt. -Birds and the bees, baby. 338 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,308 -Birds and the bees! (laughs) -Come on, now. 339 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,977 -My boy! -(both laughing) 340 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,645 Hey, Aly. 341 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,214 -What are you doing out of bed? -I heard 342 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,016 a man's voice and wanted to know if you were cheating 343 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,318 -on Nick in the bedroom of my future child. -(chuckles) 344 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,388 Well, big news: I found Winston's dad. 345 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,556 -In there. -(Winston and Van laughing) 346 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,226 -(giggles) -You want to wrestle? 347 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,494 WINSTON: Take off your pants, Dad! 348 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,495 -You know what we like? -MAN: What? 349 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,496 WINSTON: Those two black dudes 350 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,497 from This Is Us. 351 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,066 That's not Winston's dad. 352 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,435 -(excited chatter continues) -What? 353 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,703 I saw his picture on the database 354 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,805 at the station. I know this. 355 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,872 That's not him! 356 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:19,907 Huh. 357 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,577 Jess, who is that man in my house 358 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,646 pretending to be Winston's dad? 359 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,081 His name is Van Bishop. 360 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,883 But did he say he was Winston's dad? 361 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,684 I showed him a picture of Winston, 362 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,553 and he burst into tears. 363 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,789 -So no. -I'm sorry. 364 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,157 Winston was freaking out 365 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,826 about being a father and kept saying 366 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,427 he wished he could meet his dad. 367 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,029 WINSTON: Of course you can sleep over, Dad. 368 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,096 -The couch lets out. -(Van laughs) 369 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,932 Love you, son. 370 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,566 -I love you, too, Pop. -Mm-mm. This is bad. 371 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,235 They are getting closer every minute. 372 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,037 You need to fix this right now. 373 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,239 Okay, Aly, I got this. 374 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,407 If you don't, when I have the strength 375 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,077 to wrap these hands around your tiny little neck, 376 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,411 I will do so. 377 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,412 (chuckles nervously) 378 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,480 And I will smile. 379 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,316 (Cece sighs) 380 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,052 -This is all your fault. -This is all your fault. 381 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,219 -Don't talk to me, okay? -No, don't talk to me. 382 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,520 Now you're just gonna sit there and mimic me? 383 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,488 Don't do the thing with the hands. 384 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,123 -Grow up! -You grow up! 385 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,458 -Are you kidding me right now? -Are you kidding me? 386 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,725 -Don't talk to me. -Don't do the Cece to me. 387 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,760 (deep voice): Don't do the Nick to me. 388 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,362 -Mommy! -(gasps) 389 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,464 -Hey. -Hey! -Uncle Nick. 390 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,631 Hi, honey. 391 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,033 I am so sorry. 392 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,234 You must be hungry. Right? 393 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,136 No worries, 'cause Uncle Nick 394 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,804 -has your sandwich. -I do. I have your sandwich. 395 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,440 Here you go. 396 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,476 You ate it. 397 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,144 The truth is I sat on it. (chuckles) 398 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,445 Maybe I took a bite. I took a couple bites. 399 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,282 -I ate a lot of it. -You know what? It gonna be... 400 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,583 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 401 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,918 She is going full armadillo. 402 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,120 -(grunts) -I need my phone. Give me my phone. 403 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,321 Well, I'm her godfather. 404 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,589 -I'm not a fisherman's vest. -No. 405 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,057 What you are is the human equivalent 406 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,725 of the crack between two couch cushions. 407 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,759 Grab her. I'm gonna go start the car. 408 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,195 VAN: So, anyway, 409 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,063 -I'm on the back of a Jet Ski with Cornel West. -Mm-hmm. 410 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,966 And he tells me, "Hey, you're leaning too far to the left." 411 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,601 I said, "No, you leaning too far to the left." 412 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,768 -Oh! -(both laugh) 413 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,704 I see what you did. I see it. 414 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,406 Y'all talking about Cornel West? 415 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,074 -Dad's got stories for days. -I bet. 416 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,643 I bet. Anyway, why don't we button mash this 417 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,612 for next week and, um, Van, I can give you a ride home. 418 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,779 -(laughs) -Wait, what? No. 419 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,681 -No, no, no, no. He just got here. -Ah. 420 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,951 You know, I want to talk about the old days in Chicago. 421 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:11,985 Never been there. Garbage city. 422 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,853 Yeah, it has its bad parts, 423 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,489 but, you know, the education system is getting... 424 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,825 -Wait. You've never been there? -Never been there. 425 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,293 You know what? I totally know what he means, 426 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,694 because I feel like sometimes 427 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,796 I've never been to L.A., and I live here. 428 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,865 You know what I mean? Like, ask me where the ocean is. 429 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,334 "Uh, to the left?" I don't know. 430 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,768 -Should we hit the road? -WINSTON: Jess? 431 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,603 What's going on? 432 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,575 Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. 433 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,011 Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? 434 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,648 Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas? 435 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,383 A white man broke in today. 436 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,718 A... a white man?! No! 437 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,820 Well, what did security do about it?! 438 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,323 -Nothing. -Typical! 439 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,724 I'm calling Cece. 440 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,028 (phone ringing) 441 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,464 Go for Brian. 442 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,967 Who the heck is Brian?! Where's Cece?! 443 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,802 All right, Ruth, 444 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,904 let's find something to play with inside this, uh, 445 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,507 pillowcase of crap your future godfather brought you. 446 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,277 -Oh, God. Okay. -There's this thing. 447 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,845 -Put that down. -Yeah, put that down right there. 448 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,747 Look at this! We got an old beeper. 449 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,716 You can pretend to be a-a doctor, 450 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,751 or a late '90s drug dealer. 451 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,920 -What's a drug dealer? -Don't give her that. 452 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,489 Gah, Ma, stop being such a narc. 453 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,057 (sighs) 454 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,059 Okay, thank God you're alive. 455 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,527 Of course we're alive. What are you doing here? 456 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,928 I went to the school; Ruth wasn't there. 457 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,563 They told me a white man tried to hop the fence, 458 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,266 and some man named Brian answered your phone. 459 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,068 -Hi. -What happened? 460 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,004 -Nick ate her sandwich. -I had one bite of her sandwich. 461 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,771 Guess, technically, "inhaled" it. 462 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,707 -I didn't inhale it! -Guys, please. 463 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,875 It's not a big deal. I'll make her another sandwich. 464 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,744 No, you won't. 465 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,747 About that. So... (laughs) 466 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,950 We're out of peanut butter. 467 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,585 What do you mean, we're out of peanut butter? 468 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,921 CECE: I know. Okay, there was just too much to do. 469 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,724 -And those binders. It is not possible! -I do this every day. 470 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,592 NICK: You see, that's when the-the Chicago Cubs won the 471 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,894 World Series, and, uh, all the players signed it. I need you 472 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,297 to just be careful, 'cause it's worth a lot of money. 473 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,566 I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. 474 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,435 I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't... 475 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,271 -Did Nick fix our child? -What are you doing? 476 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,806 -Just making it pretty. -You're ruining it. 477 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,875 Your face ruined it! You're a dumb raccoon. 478 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:19,046 -Accurate. -Oh. As a godfather, I got to push through that. 479 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,947 -(phone rings) -Ooh, that's work. 480 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,217 -I got to go back. -What about spa time? 481 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,919 I need to zap my frown lines. 482 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,622 Oh. Uh, honey. 483 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,924 You know what, honey? 484 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,262 We can do pretend Botox on another day, okay? 485 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,330 Why? 486 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,299 Because Daddy has to go sell 487 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,434 a Mexican product to Americans 488 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,103 so that Japanese people 489 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,504 can make money. 490 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,639 I'm sorry. 491 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,342 -Bye. -Bye. 492 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,482 -Jess, is he not my dad? -Is he not my son? 493 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,317 Before I answer that, I want you guys to know 494 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,619 I had an accomplice in this, and her name is Google. 495 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,820 Maybe I'm a little confused here. 496 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,355 I called you "Dad," you called me "son" 497 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,023 for hours. I sat on your lap. 498 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,492 (whispers): We ate pistachios together. 499 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,860 I love pistachios. She told me 500 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,629 that you were my son, and I believed her. 501 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,332 I mean, you could be. The '80s were a blur. 502 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,934 And I toured the country in a Van Morrison cover band. 503 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,669 You did? Did you play the Portland Rec Center? 504 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,572 Oh, maybe. (laughs) It was a wild time back then. 505 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,641 (Van chuckles, sighs) 506 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,677 * Hide behind a rainbow wall * 507 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,980 * Slipping and sliding all along * 508 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,717 * The waterfall with you * 509 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,652 * My brown-eyed girl * 510 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,654 * You are my * 511 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,988 BOTH: * Brown-eyed girl. * 512 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,858 I can't, I can't, uh... I-I got to go. 513 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,660 I can't, I can't be here right now. 514 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,395 (grunting) 515 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763 Oh! 516 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,232 -Oh. -Ooh! 517 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,666 (groaning) 518 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,569 * Brown-eyed girl. * 519 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,541 Mr. Yukimura, uh, I apologize. 520 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,543 -Sell me some salsa. -Okay, here we go. 521 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,411 Well, what do we know about salsa? 522 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,880 -We know that it's a gift... -(phone chirping) 523 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,882 from another culture. 524 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,484 (phone continues chirping) 525 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,389 Schmidt?! (hisses) 526 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,925 Are you with us? 527 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,829 Yes. Uh, it's just... 528 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,434 You don't know how important salsa is until it's gone. 529 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,604 You keep it in the back of your fridge, taking for granted 530 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,206 that it'll be there. 531 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,607 But once it's gone, 532 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,277 you realize you can't go a single day without it. 533 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:34,447 Señor Cha Cha's Salsa: 534 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,284 the salsa that belongs in the front of your fridge. 535 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,622 Sure. Throw in a dragon with a sombrero and I'm in. 536 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,257 Great job. 537 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,726 Moshi moshi. 538 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,128 Hi, Mama Bear and Papa Bear. 539 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,365 (laughs) Goldilocks is here with an apology, 540 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,101 -and it's gonna be just right. -WINSTON: Aly? 541 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,270 -Uh-huh. -Will you please tell Jess to leave? 542 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,805 You're not gonna talk to her? 543 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,107 It's okay. Winston can talk to me when he's ready. 544 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,510 Baby, she didn't do it on purpose. 545 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:07,480 It's not her fault that she has zero detective skills, 546 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,582 and there's another Van Bishop in Los Angeles. 547 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,384 Which is crazy. 548 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,320 -Her heart was in the right place. -It was, and 549 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,623 should I have let a strange man in the house? No! 550 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,626 Will it take a very long time for you to forgive me? 551 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,328 Yes. Years. 552 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,662 (scoffs) 553 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,299 Okay. I get it. 554 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,834 I'll go. Um... 555 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,874 I think this belongs to Leslie now. 556 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,850 For what it's worth, you are more prepared to be a father 557 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,852 than anyone I know, and that includes Schmidt. 558 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,389 And look, you'll have good days and bad days. 559 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,591 But you'll never be alone. 560 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,927 And just remember, you don't have to have had a dad 561 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,729 to be a great dad. 562 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,101 (Winston sighs) 563 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,537 * 564 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,972 Here. 565 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:10,277 Thank you. I won't let you down. 566 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,878 And you know what your mom looks like, 567 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,547 -so I'm never gonna present you with a fake mom... -Mm. 568 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,049 -I'll stop. -Too soon. -(laughs) Hey, family, 569 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,319 I've been sitting on the curb the last two hours, thinking. 570 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,120 Look, I know I'm not your real dad, 571 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,789 but a part of me wishes I was. 572 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,491 You know, you're a hell of a kid. 573 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,093 So if you ever need somebody to play catch with you, 574 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,561 or give you the real deal 575 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,063 when you step out of line, give me a call. 576 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,032 Nah, dawg. I'm good. 577 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,967 That makes sense. 578 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,203 * And you * 579 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,508 * I'm your brown-eyed girl * 580 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,876 -Okay. -Okay. 581 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,013 -(sighs) -Am I still wearing makeup? 582 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,016 You look like my grandmother right before she went insane. 583 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,384 Good, great. 584 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,619 * Tuesdays and so slow... * 585 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,687 I'm sorry I went overboard with the binders before. 586 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,523 No, no. I'm sorry. 587 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,427 I honestly don't know how you do this every single day. 588 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,728 How was work? 589 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,763 -Frickin' crushed it. -Oh, great. 590 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,198 -And I think I want to quit. -What? Really? 591 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:09,869 I just kept wishing that I was here, taking care of Ruth. 592 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,604 It's the best job I've ever had. 593 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:16,376 What would you think if... I was home full-time? 594 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:21,080 I think that anything that makes you happy 595 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,716 and keeps those binders away from me, 596 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,785 that's what you should do. 597 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:30,056 * La dee dah. * 598 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,558 Aah! 599 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,726 -What is that?! Bear! -Yeah. 600 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,766 And stay out! 601 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,334 You bear! 602 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,271 (tense music plays) 603 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,475 It's all clear, honey! I got rid of him! 604 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,548 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 605 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,619 Now that you're done hanging with New Girl, 606 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,654 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 607 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,258 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 608 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,627 -Okay. -Okay. 609 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,261 Okay, I guess. 610 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,963 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 611 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,165 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 612 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,634 -The Simpsons? -Yeah! 613 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,768 -Ghosted? -Yes! 614 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,003 -Family Guy? -Yes. 615 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,638 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 616 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,772 Potatoes? Yes. 617 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,940 Butter? Yes. 618 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:21,874 Cream? Yes. 619 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,975 Lamb? Yes. 620 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,210 Chicken broth? Yes. 621 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,579 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 622 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,114 Lightsaber? Not on the menu. 623 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,582 No way! Oh, no! 624 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:33,319 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.