1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:02,736 The final season of New Girl 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,905 celebrates friends to the end. 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,807 I'm gonna go open a bottle of wine. Pink okay? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,478 And check out our other Fox shows-- 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,713 LA to Vegas, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,582 -and The Last Man on Earth. -(laughs) 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:20,554 * Who can say where the road goes * 10 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:24,392 * Where the day flows * 11 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,561 * Only time * 12 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,598 * And who can say * 13 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,701 * If your love grows * 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,604 * As your heart chose... * 15 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,906 Coach said he should make it in time for the service. 16 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,908 So at least it'll be nice to see him. 17 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,276 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,346 -(sniffles) You okay? -Yeah. 19 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,916 (sighs) This is gonna be hard. 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,623 I don't know what I would do if I lost you. 21 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,658 * 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:07,368 * Who can say why your heart sighs * 23 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,138 * As your love flies * 24 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:13,407 * Only time * 25 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:15,576 * And who can say * 26 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,779 * Why your heart cries * 27 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,482 * When your love lies? * 28 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,718 * Only time * 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,622 Truly insane, this whole thing. 30 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,658 * 31 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,665 Sorry for the holdup. 32 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,900 Ever since I hit my third trimester, 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,170 I've been having the most intense gas cramps. 34 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,905 Thank you for coming. 35 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,575 Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. 36 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,278 (clears throat) 37 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,980 It's hard to believe it's been a whole year 38 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,848 since Furguson's departure. 39 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:59,253 As you all know from my many e-mails and a sponsored tweet, 40 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,955 I looked at Furguson as Jewish. 41 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:06,460 So, in the Jewish tradition, we unveil his gravestone 42 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,463 on the first anniversary of his passing. 43 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:16,003 Furgie accomplished a lot in his time on Earth-- 44 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:19,807 eating, sleeping, walking around, 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,642 doing that thing with his paw. 46 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,211 You know, where he licked it a whole bunch? 47 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,478 (chuckles) 48 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,514 Yeah, he lived a full life. 49 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,717 Schmidt, will you begin the service? 50 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,119 Yit'gadal v'yit'kadash sh'mei raba. 51 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,555 -Amen. -Amen. 52 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,590 * 53 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,228 (indistinct conversations) 54 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,863 Thank you, Hannah. Good to see you. 55 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:47,301 Just want to say I'm so sorry for your loss. 56 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,669 I made a casserole. 57 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,037 Can I have it? 58 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,206 Y-Yeah, that's why I brought it. Here. 59 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,674 -Mmm. -You like my shirt? 60 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,709 -It's got cats on it. -Oh, yeah. 61 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,378 -A lot of cats on there. -You know how you like 62 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,047 bird shirts, this one has... this one has cats. 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,482 Oh, I actually wear fish shirts now. 64 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,717 I'm trying so hard, man. 65 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,553 You know, I can't believe it's been a year. 66 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,188 I mean, Winston's handled this really well. 67 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,057 Too well. He hasn't cried once. 68 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,192 He hasn't had the cry yet? 69 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,594 If he doesn't have the cry today, I'm worried 70 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,396 he's gonna have a full mental breakdown. 71 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,430 -COACH: Gooby! Gooby! Gooby! -JESS: Hey, Coach. 72 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,266 So good to see you. 73 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,501 -Good to see you. -I'm gonna need you to change, 74 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,069 'cause I was really specific about the dress code 75 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,437 in the invitation. 76 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,038 Could I say hi to everybody first? 77 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,607 -I don't love it, but I'll allow it. -Hey, guys! 78 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,676 -Player. Playette! -Hey. 79 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,111 -Player. -Hey, Coach. 80 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,381 -Gooby. -WINSTON: Coach, good to see you, man. 81 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,948 What kind of adult man wouldn't be here 82 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,016 to support another adult man 83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,918 a year after his cat died? 84 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,220 Yeah, I thought it was important to have a memorial. 85 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,955 But you can thank Jess for everything 86 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,357 looking so amazing. 87 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,092 It was my vision, but she ran with it. 88 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,628 Well, he was a good cat, he would have done the same for me. 89 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,962 Maybe after you're finished with all this, 90 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,130 we can go get you a replacement cat 91 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,932 to replace, um... 92 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,401 What's, uh, what's his name? Um... 93 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,436 Cat's name is Furguson, you friggin' jackass. 94 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,471 Hey, that was so not under your breath. 95 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,939 -Oh, sorry, I didn't mean for him to hear. -Anyway, 96 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,808 you know, Furguson was the only cat for me. 97 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,143 I'd adopt one of those Peruvian kids for 70 cents a day 98 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,112 -before I adopt another cat. -(laughter) 99 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,214 I think there's a world in which you can do both. 100 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,882 Those-those kids need food. 101 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,285 And why rule out another cat? Furguson's not always 102 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,653 gonna seem irreplaceable. 103 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,087 I mean, it's already been a year. 104 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,255 Uh, a year? 105 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,725 Is a year a long time to you? 106 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,992 How long would you wait before you replaced me 107 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,060 if I died? 108 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,462 Okay, this seems like a 109 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,830 "on the ride home" kind of conversation. 110 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,064 I am not gonna get into this. 111 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,234 'Scuse me, I'm gonna get into this. 112 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,236 Um, Winston, Aly, do you want to help me, 113 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,805 um, hand out schedules for the Furguson tributes? 114 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,140 Um, I kind of just want to sit. 115 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,308 Great, let's go. 116 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,844 Uh, this says 3:20 to 3:40. 117 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,612 I got 20 minutes to talk about a cat? 118 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,913 Yeah, didn't you read the e-mail? 119 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,515 We all have 20 minutes to talk cat. 120 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,116 What a bad friend you are, man. 121 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,151 -What a bad friend. -You know what? 122 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,519 Keep it up, ham-calves. 123 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,421 You called me "ham-calves"? 124 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:50,824 -What is going on with you two?! -BOTH: Nothing. 125 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,227 What did I state clearly in the program? No beefs. 126 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,199 -Thanks. -Let me ask you a question. 127 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,267 Uh-huh. 128 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,301 -We're at my funeral. -(groans) 129 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,936 "Ka-thunk" goes my coffin. 130 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,438 Shovel dirt, shovel dirt, shovel dirt. 131 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,974 You wipe the schmutz off your pretty black dress, 132 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,176 and stopwatch is ticking. 133 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,444 How long do you wait to remarry? 134 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,812 I don't know, three years. 135 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,547 Three years? Three year... 136 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,215 Not even a full presidential? 137 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,818 Your new husband would still be finding my bobby pins 138 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,520 in couch cushions. 139 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,889 Uh, h-hello? Uh, h-hello, everyone. 140 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,458 I am Dunston, Winston's coworker, 141 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,628 and I have been asked to officiate this memorial. 142 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,963 -(feedback) -Oops. Yeah, sorry, sorry about that. 143 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,533 Uh, my hands lose all strength sometimes. 144 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,802 I take medication for it, but it makes my mouth dry, 145 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,670 and I wanted to be able to speak at today's event. 146 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,138 That's why I didn't take it for the past week. 147 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,139 Also, I ran out. 148 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,741 So I-I guess I'll, uh... 149 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,577 kick things off. 150 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,245 Uh, "Pick up hand strength medication..." 151 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,548 Oh, that's the wrong piece of paper. 152 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,649 -Uh... -Talk about the cat, man. 153 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,817 The cat, the cat, that's right. 154 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,984 JESS: Would you look at this? 155 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,586 "Furgusson" with two Ss. 156 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,088 The sca-bozos at the bake shop gunked it up again. 157 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,890 I don't know what's with everyone today. 158 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,593 Schmidt won't stop asking me what I'm gonna do when he dies, 159 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,496 Dr. Sam's wearing a ridiculous shirt, 160 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,031 and Outside Dave is inside. 161 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:08,569 The sky is so close, and it's made of wood. 162 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,070 -You know what the real problem is? -Hmm? 163 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,271 Nick and Coach. They're at each other 164 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,006 about some stupid thing. 165 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,776 I mean, Coach probably said something pejorative about 166 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,845 Chicago football's the Bears. 167 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,179 -I don't know. -Oh, yeah? In your face. 168 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,180 Are you joking?! 169 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,282 -That's it! -NICK: Really? 170 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,417 -You want to do this? -Hey! 171 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,952 NICK AND COACH: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 172 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,687 Jess, Jess. Jess, it's actually hurting. 173 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,689 -Seriously, ow. -Ow! Watch it. 174 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,223 -I didn't even do anything. -My arm's swolt. 175 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,459 That just means big. 176 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,360 No, I use it to mean sore. 177 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,262 'Cause "swolt" sounds like it should be about pain. 178 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,797 -It's onomatopoeia. -(mocking): "It's onomatopoeia." 179 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,365 -That's not how I said it. -Shut up. 180 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,568 You shut up. You looked better a little chunky. 181 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,570 Guys, whatever it is going on between you two 182 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,104 needs to end now, 183 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,606 so we can go back in there 184 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,974 and celebrate the life of a cat, 185 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,076 who, by the way, loved you both like sons. 186 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,611 Now, what is it? 187 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,546 Nick, are you mad 'cause Coach said something 188 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,947 bad about wolves? 189 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,549 Coach, are you mad 'cause he still thinks 190 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,418 that the movie should be called Paul Blop: Mall Cop? 191 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,387 It should be. It's so close to rhyming perfectly. 192 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,822 They gave up. 193 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,791 Blart is an actual last name. 194 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,893 "Blop" is a sound effect. 195 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,160 I need to get out of this situation 196 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,228 before I get very angry. 197 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,429 What is it? 198 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,064 (sighs deeply) 199 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,733 I owe him a little money. 200 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,068 Oh, God, I knew it was something stupid like that. 201 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,838 Coach, pay Nick back. Nick, forgive Coach. 202 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,306 -(chuckles) -Or you know what? 203 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,008 I can pay you back. How much is it? 204 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,143 $71,000. 205 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,279 Huh? 206 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,284 And even though Furguson walked on short legs, 207 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,587 he stood taller 208 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,156 than any man I have ever known. 209 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,226 (cheering and applause) 210 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,162 Thank you. 211 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,964 -(feedback) -The hands. 212 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,198 Sorry about that. 213 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,433 Uh, please welcome to the stage 214 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,835 our precinct's a cappella group, 215 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,804 -LAPD So La Ti Do. -(whoops) 216 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,173 (to tune of "Mad World"): * All around me * 217 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,143 * Are feline cat faces * 218 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,512 * Warm cat places * 219 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,981 * Whiskered faces... * 220 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,016 -(chuckles) -Nothing? No? 221 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,485 -Hmm? -Do you remember these? 222 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,454 * Growing more hair * 223 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,122 * Growing more hair * 224 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,192 * With ears up top, they can't wear glasses... * 225 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,895 (laughs) 226 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,730 Furguson's baby teeth. 227 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,399 You know, I remember when he lost these all in the same day. 228 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,669 Yeah, got into my taffy stash, he sure did. 229 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,237 Oh, dip, white chocolate raisins! 230 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,007 -ALY: Oh... -(crunching) -* No spray bottle... * 231 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,408 (spits) 232 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,343 -Those are cat teeth. -Cat teeth. 233 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,646 -(gags) -Cat teeth. 234 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,915 -You can tell cat teeth by taste? -Yup! 235 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,418 -* Meow, meow, meow, meow * -* Cat world... * 236 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,987 $71,000? 237 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,990 It happened when I got my first huge Pepperwood check. 238 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,659 Coach wanted to open up a gym and-and I wanted to help. 239 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,827 All right, that checks out... 240 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,563 Only it wasn't a gym, it was a restaurant, 241 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:53,100 "Coach's Jim." J-I-M. 242 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,335 It was a Ruth's Chris situation. 243 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,937 They went bankrupt before they even opened. 244 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,238 -My money was gone. -What? 245 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,707 Coach's Jim? 246 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,441 What kind of cuisine did they serve? 247 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,111 And who's Jim? And why did Coach own him? 248 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,013 Anyway, I don't need to know all of it. 249 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,115 Let's just, let's just get back to Furguson, okay? 250 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,184 I can't because this feels so good getting that off my chest. 251 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,020 I need to tell you everything. 252 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,054 No, I don't need to know everything. 253 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,756 I know, but I want to. 254 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,257 Here's the thing-- 255 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,427 this is one that's been bogging me down for a very long time. 256 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,696 Sometimes I wear my boxers backwards on purpose 257 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,564 because I really like the snugness in the front, 258 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,600 but I also really like the ventilation in the back. 259 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,936 That's right, I'm smushed like a fat kid's nose 260 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,804 up against the glass of a candy store window. 261 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,740 (coughs) That felt really good to get off my chest. 262 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,775 What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? 263 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,244 What about this scenario? 264 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,279 What if I died jumping in front of a bullet 265 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,413 with Ruth's name on it? 266 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,150 I know, unthinkable scenario. 267 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,919 But what if? And what if she's president at the time, 268 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:49,222 then I've saved the president and our daughter. Double hero. 269 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,091 You know what? Just pick a number you're comfortable with. 270 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,394 Okay? a hundred years? I'd wait a hundred years, okay? 271 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,997 -Not okay. Not long enough. -Are you kidding me? 272 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,066 We'd both be dead of natural causes. 273 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,436 Perhaps the correct answer would be for eternity, forever. 274 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,772 I don't need to know all of this. 275 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,940 Let's just get back to Furguson, back to the memorial. 276 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,608 No, Jess, because you don't keep any secrets, 277 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,743 so I don't want to keep any. 278 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,813 -Well... -Jess, you are always 100% honest. 279 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,314 So it's important that I am, too. 280 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,983 -I mean... -No, I want to tell you everything. 281 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,251 I don't want any skeletons on our shoulders. 282 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,321 There's one skeleton for me. 283 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,090 -You have a secret? -Yeah. 284 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,859 -Jessica Day has a secret. -Don't make fun. 285 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,594 What, did you eat corn on the cob without the little holders? 286 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,096 It's actually very emotional for me. 287 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,964 (mocking): Oh, it is? What was your big lie? Let's hear it. 288 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,432 I killed Furguson. 289 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,669 That's why I've spent so much time on this memorial. 290 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:39,439 One year ago, I killed Winston's cat. 291 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,274 (crowd applauds) 292 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,778 Uh, next up, we have Nicholas Miller and Jessica Day 293 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,347 coming up to read a special Furguson poem. 294 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,520 Nick and I will be performing 295 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,654 a series of rhyming couplets 296 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,289 about our friend Furguson. 297 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,827 -(applause, whooping) -All right! 298 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,729 (clears throat) 299 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,864 Furguson was a good cat, yes, indeed. 300 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,371 Many cat lessons from his life you should heed. 301 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,047 With his proud lion mane and his big fluffy tail... 302 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,049 I mean, you think you know somebody. 303 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,385 JESS: He ate all his food, even if it was stale. 304 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,922 Struttin' around with his smushed little snout. 305 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:32,993 He loved playing games and he loved hiding out. 306 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,162 I think I still got teeth in my teeth. 307 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,265 Like the time that he hid in the bag we brought burgers in. 308 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,567 I just can't believe my girlfriend killed Furguson. 309 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,735 (crowd gasps) 310 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,838 Nick. 311 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,506 What? Did I say it? Did I say the bad thing? 312 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,741 I'm sorry, it just kind of came out. 313 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,376 (sniffles) 314 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,944 What the man says is true. 315 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,379 A year ago, 316 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,215 I killed a complicated and beautiful cat named Furguson. 317 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,716 (crowd gasps) 318 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,718 I'm so sorry, Winston. I didn't know how to tell you. 319 00:11:58,752 --> 00:11:59,853 NICK: She's not a bad person. 320 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,022 She just did a bad thing. 321 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,556 Don't try to save me, Nick. 322 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,691 (Jess clears throat) 323 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,593 I was catsitting at the loft 324 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,062 and I was doing crafts that involved glitter. 325 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,564 There was a glitter sale at Kraftwerk-- 326 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,868 the store, not the German band from the '80s. 327 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:19,639 And I spilled a bowl of purple, and Furguson took a bite. 328 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,275 And an hour later, Winston came to pick him up. 329 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,443 And the next day, 330 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,312 he died. 331 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,980 None of this rhymes. 332 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,983 I did a cat murder! I'm so sorry. 333 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,418 Aw, Jess, come on. 334 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,455 DUNSTON: Let's, uh, keep this thing moving. 335 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,391 Next up, we have, uh... uh, Robby. 336 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,427 (applause) 337 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,596 Uh... 338 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,565 Well, I was gonna do an interpretive dance 339 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,936 as the red laser dot that Furguson loved so much, 340 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,938 but it feels a little inappropriate 341 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,140 in the current climate. Um... 342 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,276 -I'm so sorry, Winston. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jess, calm down. 343 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,346 I talked to a cat psychic, she said he's in a good place. 344 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,348 But then she also said he's with the cat 345 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,351 from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and I know that cat's a puppet. 346 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,486 So I don't know how reliable she is. 347 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:10,657 I'm just so sorry, and can you ever forgive me? 348 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,425 Jess, Furguson died of a heart attack. 349 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,827 -What? -Yes. 350 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,662 The coroner said nothing about glitter. 351 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,830 Did you say "coroner"? 352 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,498 Yeah, I had a coroner check him out. 353 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,133 It was quite possibly the most bizarre 354 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,835 of my small-time abuses of police power. 355 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,336 Oh, please let that be true. 356 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,839 My stomach has been a brick for a year now. 357 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,474 I had to go on probiotics. 358 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,808 Jess, it's true. 359 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,944 I was with Furguson when he passed. 360 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,345 We were in the kitchen. 361 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,448 -Go on. Tell us. Let it out. -(sighs) 362 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,552 So there I was, in the kitchen toasting a bagel. 363 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,389 Furguson was on the counter, just watching. 364 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,557 You can imagine what a human toasting a bagel 365 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,860 must look like to a cat: pretty crazy. 366 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,128 -Really crazy. -Yeah. 367 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,830 So there he was, just watching me, you know. 368 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,200 And, um... 369 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,903 And then he got this look on his face. 370 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,371 And then he stepped back a little. 371 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:03,376 And it was in that moment that I knew something was wrong. 372 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,181 And then he looked away, and, uh... 373 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,350 And that was it. 374 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,585 He was gone. 375 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,989 I feel like I'm living this moment. 376 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,991 Oh, and then the bagel was burning, 377 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,527 so I had to throw that in the trash. 378 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,694 -(chuckles) -That didn't get him? 379 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,896 What? 380 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,731 Shh. 381 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,033 (quietly): You hear that? 382 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,067 Hear what? 383 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,602 I hear a meow. 384 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,704 -You hear a meow? -Shh! 385 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,673 Oh, God, he's not gonna cry, he's gonna go insane. 386 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,442 Wait, wait, wait. I-I'm sorry-- 387 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,843 I'm hearing something. I hear a cat, 388 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,445 and it is in distress. 389 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:42,049 There is a cat in the building, and it needs me! Meow! 390 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,119 Thank you. Please don't look over there. 391 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,055 -(Winston meowing) -No reason to watch a grown man lose his mind. 392 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,522 -Thank you. -Thanks for having me. 393 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,891 You have a really beautiful home. 394 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,426 WINSTON: Meow! 395 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,229 Meow, meow, meow! 396 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,530 Here, kitty cat. 397 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,266 You're a baby covered in hair... 398 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,734 This is the voice I used to use to make Furguson come to me. 399 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,436 Honey, are you sure you're hearing a cat? 400 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,038 'Cause, you know, maybe it's just a little... 401 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,273 -voice in... -Baby, it's a cat. 402 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,540 Okay? I know a meow when I hear one. 403 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,076 Guys, can you help us 404 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,644 "look for the cat," so I can talk to Winston? 405 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,746 Good call. Jess and I will check the back office. 406 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,249 Kitty, Kitty, where are you? 407 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,051 Oh, look! Cat poop. 408 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,819 Uh, it's still warm. 409 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,921 -(mouthing) -Do you want to take a break from looking 410 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,656 -for a fake cat? -Yes. 411 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,425 I hid something in here when I used to own the place. 412 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,260 Check this. Aw, it's still here. 413 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,729 -Ah-ha-ha! -Ah-ha-ha. 414 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,132 Hey, I'm so sorry I lied about Furguson. 415 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,401 I just... I didn't want you to look at me differently. 416 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,103 Can I be honest? 417 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,138 I think it's kind of hot that you kept that as a secret. 418 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,139 -Really? -Yeah. 419 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,141 Jessica Day, a murderer? 420 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,676 Keeping murder a secret? 421 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,245 Am I attracted to murderers? 422 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,314 Well, it turns out I didn't kill him, so... 423 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,582 But if you did, I want you to know that I'd... 424 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,850 I'd help you bury the body. 425 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,119 You know that, right? 426 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,254 Weirdly, yes, I do. I do know that. 427 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,289 'Cause it could wake up, and if it did, 428 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,625 I would just hit it over the head with a shovel 429 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,461 and then just keep burying it in the hot desert sand. 430 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,330 Wait, why are we going all the way out to the desert? 431 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,931 What's wrong with the woods? 432 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,367 Well, only psychos bury stuff in the woods, Jess. 433 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,203 But listen, the reason I didn't tell you I lent Coach money was, 434 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,040 I was afraid that one of the reasons we broke up in the past 435 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,507 was 'cause I was bad at money, 436 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,343 -and I didn't want to scare you off. -Nick. 437 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,179 Nothing you could do would scare me off. 438 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,513 We're in this together. 439 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,882 Cat murder and all. 440 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,384 Well, there's nothing that you could do 441 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,819 that would make me love you any less. 442 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,356 You know... 443 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,658 you need to fix things with Coach. 444 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,326 Yeah. 445 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,795 Cat! Where you at? 446 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,365 -Okay, you know what? Here's my new scenario. -(groans) 447 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,200 -I'm in the Merchant Marines... -Stop it. 448 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,869 I only blurted out "three years" because I don't even want 449 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,371 to think about you being gone. 450 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,373 I don't know what I would do without you. 451 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,176 I would end up dragging a lawn chair out to your grave 452 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,010 on the Fourth of July and lighting a sparkler, 453 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,712 and Ruth wouldn't want to come with me 454 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,415 because she would say "Mommy, Kevin's having a party, 455 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,717 and I don't want to go to the grave again." 456 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:02,155 Okay? So I'm just alone, on a chair, and I miss you. 457 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:06,059 I don't want you alone at my grave. 458 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,928 That sounds terrible. 459 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,699 I want you to be with your new husband at my grave. 460 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,069 I want you to find someone who's gonna take care of you, 461 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,105 who's gonna love you as much as I do. 462 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,540 I just want you. 463 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,709 Well, it's too late for that. I-I'm dead. 464 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,111 -No. -It's a waste of time. I might as well be 465 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,778 -at the bottom of the ocean. -Stop. 466 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,215 You have to move on. Uh, hey, Dunston. 467 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,882 -Uh... Hey. -Hey, can you come here for a sec? 468 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,918 -You were great tonight, by the way. -Oh, thank you. 469 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,553 You did a very good job under difficult circumstances. 470 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,787 Thank you very much. 471 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,589 So I'm gonna die, 472 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,025 -and I need you to take care of my wife. -Super. 473 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,693 We're fine. Thank you. 474 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,895 -Okay. -(laughing): Okay. 475 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,400 Should I join in or just watch? 476 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,769 What exactly are we doing here? 477 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,538 Who wants to begin? 478 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,940 I mean... (sighs) I'm not even mad about the money. 479 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,542 I'm just mad that Coach and I never talk anymore. 480 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,144 COACH: What are you talking about, man? 481 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,246 I called and asked you if elephants are basically pigs, 482 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,314 and you were like "no," and I was like "cool." 483 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,615 Yeah, and that was an awesome conversation. 484 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,051 It was also three years ago, man. 485 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,386 We haven't talked since. 486 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,754 I mean, honestly, I'd pay another 487 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,523 $70,000 to have my friend back. 488 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,127 I feel like we're close. Let's bring it home. 489 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,429 I guess I just stopped talking to you 490 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,630 'cause I was embarrassed. 491 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,166 NICK: Embarrassed with me? 492 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,134 You've seen me trip after a shower 493 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,803 and rug burn my penis on a towel. 494 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,772 (laughing): Classic Nick. 495 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,308 -It really burned. -It was so scabby. 496 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,177 -NICK: Yeah. -COACH: It scabbed up like crazy. 497 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,312 -Yes, it did. -Like a grilled shrimp. 498 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,181 Like grilled jumbo shrimp. 499 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,215 Eh. 500 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,450 I'm gonna pay you back, man. 501 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,918 No matter how long it takes. 502 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,020 I promise. And to prove it to you, 503 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,424 I... brought $5,000 504 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,925 as your first installment. 505 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,627 You brought it in cash? 506 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,197 Why is everyone so cavalier about large sums of money? 507 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,965 You just dropped, like, $600. 508 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,434 I can hear him. Don't worry, cat. 509 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,668 I'm coming to save you. 510 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,838 ALY: Winston, Winston! Stop it. Babe. 511 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,473 Babe, sit down, sit down. Winston. 512 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,709 Baby, I love you, 513 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,844 but these meows are in your head. 514 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,480 Okay? It's because you haven't cried over Furguson yet, 515 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,282 and not letting yourself have a good cry 516 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,184 has made you a little doy-doy. 517 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185 You know... 518 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,720 (strumming lips) 519 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,555 It's made you really dumb 520 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,790 and stupid, and you're not those things. 521 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,227 Now is the time to let it all out. 522 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,528 Right now, Winston. 523 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,129 You don't have to try to be strong for me. 524 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,665 (crying) 525 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,535 Wow, those sinuses swelled up fast. 526 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,936 (screaming) 527 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,073 My cat, my cat, my cat. 528 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,042 You know, it didn't hit me at first, 529 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,077 and then, by the time that it did, 530 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,547 you were already pregnant, and I just wanted to be... 531 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,550 I wanted to be the rock for this family. 532 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,552 Baby, if there's one thing I know for sure, 533 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,654 it's that I'm the rock in this family. 534 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,357 Yeah, but if you're the rock, then what am I? 535 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:54,427 You're the beautiful flower sprouting out from the rock. 536 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,896 -I like flowers, so... -I know you do, buddy. 537 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,030 -WINSTON: Yeah. -Oh, buddy. 538 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,366 -Hey, buddy. -Hey, buddy. 539 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,000 -Hey, buddy. -Hey, buddy. 540 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,703 Oh, I like it when y'all call me "buddy." It's nice. 541 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,339 Also, you can stop looking for the cat. 542 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,008 I don't want to blow you guys' minds, but, uh... 543 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,377 it ain't real. 544 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,544 SCHMIDT: What? 545 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,413 The cat isn't real? 546 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,248 That's a... 547 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,717 This is all so Shyamalanian. 548 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,218 I guess I just been keeping things bottled up 549 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,587 -a little too tight. -(cat meowing) 550 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,921 Shh. Okay, 551 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,856 I can't even believe I'm saying this, 552 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,725 but I think I hear a cat. 553 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,460 Come on, now. 554 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,396 No, I'm serious. Listen. 555 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,763 (meowing) 556 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,465 Well, I did not see that coming. 557 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,800 SCHMIDT: It's coming from the couch. 558 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,802 (meowing) 559 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,006 -(gasps) -Aw. 560 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,511 (meows) 561 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,947 Oh, my God, 562 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,215 he's scared. 563 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,317 Man, don't be scared. 564 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,618 He loves you. 565 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:55,221 Yeah, I'm here, okay? 566 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,490 Baby, he's not wearing any tags. 567 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,891 Which means he's a stray. 568 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,893 -Can we...? -Okay, yes, 569 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,795 but only if you feed him from one of those bottles 570 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,964 like in a zoo documentary, 'cause I like that, 571 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,333 that's cute as hell. 572 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,100 (laughs) 573 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,303 Hey. 574 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,772 -You found my cat. -Well... 575 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,942 Oh, that's the bartender's bar cat. 576 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,444 I'm sorry, but, uh, that cat's gone. 577 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,278 -Give me my cat back. -JESS: Wait. 578 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:22,982 Um, what if we were to offer you 579 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,852 $5,000 in cash for the cat? 580 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,986 Oh, yeah, then, totally. 581 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,355 That'd be fine. 582 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,690 $5,000. Curious, what's the lowest amount 583 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,191 you would have taken for that cat? 584 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,428 I don't know, maybe, like, uh, 50 bucks? 585 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,796 -$50. -Yeah. 586 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,998 -That's considerably less than $5,000. -Oh, yeah. 587 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,199 Here you go. 588 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,968 I think I'm gonna name him... 589 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,537 -NAFTA. -ALL: Aw! -I don't like it. 590 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,539 His name's actually Mitzi. 591 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,675 ALL: NAFTA! 592 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,143 (laughter) 593 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,144 (cat meows) 594 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,146 WINSTON: Meow! Meow! 595 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,148 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 596 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,219 Now that you're done hanging with New Girl, 597 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,189 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 598 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,726 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 599 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,127 -Okay. -Okay. 600 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,729 Okay, I guess. 601 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,464 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 602 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,666 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 603 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,134 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 604 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,235 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 605 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,504 -Family Guy? -Yes. 606 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,138 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 607 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,239 Potatoes? Yes. 608 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,408 Butter? Yes. 609 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,375 Cream? Yes. 610 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,476 Lamb? 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