1 00:00:01,175 --> 00:00:03,307 Thanks for watching Fox On Demand. 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,701 And don't miss all-new episodes, only on Fox. 3 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,704 JESS: I have to go. 4 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:12,316 SCHMIDT: For once in your life, don't be afraid. 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,535 [sighs] 6 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,015 JESS: Can anyone help me 7 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,668 get in the building? 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,322 Jess! 9 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,498 ♪ But I hear sounds♪ 10 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,630 Come on. Come on, come on. 11 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,501 ♪ In my mind...♪ 12 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,025 Jess, where'd you go? 13 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,461 -Stay right there! -Stay right there! 14 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,028 ♪ Brand new sounds...♪ 15 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,638 -Hey, Miller. -Hey. 16 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,683 ♪ In my mind...♪ 17 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,034 [elevator bell dings] 18 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,514 ♪ That green light, I want it.♪ 19 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,518 -[elevator bell dings] -[song distorts, fades] 20 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,216 Ti amo,Jessica. 21 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,695 I love you, too, Ghee. 22 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,697 [Jess giggles] 23 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:48,004 [indistinct announcement over P.A.] 24 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,832 -[speaking indistinctly] -[laughs] 25 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,486 MERLE: Hey. Bathroom buds. 26 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,530 Get lost? 27 00:00:57,622 --> 00:01:00,843 Look at those horny, horny hippos. 28 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,324 I'm gay for you like that. 29 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,326 MERLE: Hey, man. Hell of a book tour. 30 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:08,111 I mean, Pepperwood'sEuropean sales are already spiking. 31 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,157 -Hey, have a good weekend. -See you tomorrow. 32 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,075 -I love you. -I love you, too. 33 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:18,078 And that's why we're capping off six months of European romance 34 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,732 with the most romantic destination of all. 35 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,170 -A three-year-old's birthday party. -[both chuckle] 36 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,346 Wait till everyone sees what Mama's got on her finger. 37 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,912 I still can't believe it. 38 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,218 Me, neither. 39 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,438 "My name is Ruth Bader Parikh-Schmidt, 40 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:31,874 and I am three today." 41 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,049 Can you say that? 42 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,051 Daddy's butt! 43 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,053 Close enough. Okay, but where is Daddy's butt? 44 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,924 I got to get to the office. 45 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,753 Daddy's butt has been bleaching all outdoor playing surfaces. 46 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,497 You could prepare a chicken on that slide. 47 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,760 Oh, great. Well, I got to go help one of my models. 48 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,110 Ooh, don't forget the cooler. 49 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,068 I won't forget the cooler. 50 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,548 Mommy is so good at her job, 51 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,680 that she has to work on Saturdays. 52 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,378 Now Daddy is gonna do his job, 53 00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:00,381 because these braids are straight-up dock ropes. 54 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:03,166 -Daddy, do the special braids. -I-I know. 55 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,733 They're all... honey, they're all special. 56 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,952 [panting]: Ooh. I need a break. 57 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:10,391 Ah! I cannot believe I let you talk me into this again. 58 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:11,740 But we got to finish, 'cause Schmidt 59 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,220 is gonna wonder where I am. 60 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,612 ALY: Winston! 61 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,658 You rotated the mattress without me? 62 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,921 Again? That is my job. 63 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,402 Uh, baby? Listen, you really shouldn't be carrying that. 64 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,925 He's right. You should listen to your husband. I'll... oh. 65 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,013 Don't eve... Just don't. 66 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,493 I am seven months pregnant, 67 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,930 and I will rotate as many mattresses as I want. 68 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,410 Aly would prefer that the world treat her 69 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,325 like she isn'tpregnant. 70 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,935 Oh, which reminds me. 71 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,589 BellyShots e-mailed me. 72 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,591 -Mm-mm. -Our pregnancy glamour photos are ready, 73 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,941 -and we got to pick one. [laughs] -[sighs] 74 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,945 So I'm mad at that. 75 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,816 I mean, how'd they... 76 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,122 how'd they get my e-mail? 77 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,169 [doorbell ringing "La Cucaracha"] 78 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,301 -Hey! -Wait! Before hugs, 79 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:52,955 we have something we want you to see. 80 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,435 -Uh-huh? -It's a big deal. 81 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,828 We got in a Vespa accident! 82 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,134 -Oh... -[Jess laughs] 83 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,744 Look how much of my shin is missing! 84 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,442 It's disgusting. 85 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,095 Where'd your shin go, man? 86 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,880 ♪ 87 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,151 Feminist icons-- very sophisticated theme. 88 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,240 At my third birthday party, the theme was hamburgers. 89 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,634 Well, Ruth asked for Wonder Woman, so I ran with it, 90 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,853 because this party has got to be perfect. 91 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,333 You remember her first birthday. 92 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,298 Which led to a downtick in attendance 93 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,038 at her second birthday. 94 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,910 His greatest trick 95 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:38,261 was making us remember. 96 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,349 So this year, I invited every three-year-old 97 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,264 in a ten-mile radius. 98 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,005 And now you can relax and enjoy your daughter's birthday party? 99 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,007 [laughs] Yeah. Uh, sure. 100 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,965 "Relax and enjoy." 101 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,663 -You keep me young, Cece. -Mm. 102 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,579 Thanks. Ten years in marketing, three years in fatherhood 103 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:54,016 and six months of planning this party, I feel like 104 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,670 my entire life has been leading up to this very moment. 105 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,672 -I'm gonna go set up the booze. -Oh, no, no, no. 106 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:58,977 Booze is a last resort. 107 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,240 It is shocking how much 108 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,676 parents drink at these things. 109 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,721 Last week, I saw a drunk mommy take a... 110 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,767 take a boom boom in the bounce house. 111 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,812 -It was horrifying. -Ugh. 112 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,293 If you'll excuse me, I see a little boy over there 113 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,339 who doesn't understand the meaning of "upscale casual." 114 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,515 Okay. 115 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,038 He made that Pocahummus from scratch? 116 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,909 -Mm-hmm. -Oh, he's never going back to work. 117 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,259 -Can I tell you something? -Mm. 118 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,521 I really thought you were gonna come back 119 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,913 -from Europe engaged. -Yeah. 120 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,350 It would've been nice if he'd proposed, 121 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,568 but you know what happens 122 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,091 when we start talking about the future-- 123 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,528 we start freaking out. 124 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:28,572 If the bird's stomach's full of bread, 125 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,357 don't give him cheese crackers. 126 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,923 Can't not say it: love the nose ring. 127 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,621 -Yeah, it was a big mistake. -Huge. 128 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,839 -But not as huge as the neck tattoo. -The what now? 129 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:35,840 Yeah, neck tattoo. 130 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,146 I've been telling people 131 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,409 it stands for "Justice Shall Eventually..." 132 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,106 son of a bitch! 133 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,282 Is that who I think it is? 134 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,544 You invited Russell? 135 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:44,936 -My Russell? -Mm-hmm. 136 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,373 My former Russell, my Fancyman? 137 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:47,678 Yeah, his son's in Ruth's tumbling class. 138 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,071 Russell has a three-year-old? 139 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,290 That polecat doesn't stop. 140 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,552 How many kids is that? 141 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,554 50. From a hundred different women. 142 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,469 -Figure that one out. -Russell. 143 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,298 Hey, Jess. 144 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,300 You look great. 145 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:04,129 Babe, there is a helium tank. 146 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,957 Why are you doing balloons by mouth? 147 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,742 Eh, I should've said that differently. 148 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:10,484 Because I can. 149 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,442 Listen, Snail Eyes, I love that I'm bringing a child 150 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:13,878 into this world with you. 151 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,750 That is the sweetest thing... 152 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,926 That is the only thing I love about being pregnant. 153 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,928 Everything else, I hate. 154 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,451 My butt is sore, my back is sore. 155 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,584 I spend most of my day holding in farts. 156 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,976 So you're gonna have to pick a pregnancy photo 157 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,587 all by yourself, Winston. 158 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,589 I would rather look at Nick's shin X-rays again. 159 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,591 I'll go to the car and get them. 160 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,462 Oh, hey, Nick. Listen, um... 161 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,595 I need your help picking a pregnancy photo. 162 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,292 They're all so beautiful. 163 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,163 -I can't decide. -You came to the right man. 164 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,865 Look... skip through those. [chuckles softly] 165 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,170 NICK: Well, there's your winner, right there. 166 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,476 It's pretty obvious. 167 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,304 SCHMIDT: But I will, okay? 168 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,741 Very disappointing that you didn't bring a real monkey. 169 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:53,701 What the hell is that? You let him grow a mustache? 170 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:57,095 -Relax. It's just a mustache. -That's not just a mustache. 171 00:05:57,139 --> 00:06:00,098 That's a porn star relief pitcher. 172 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,926 -I gotta say something. I got to say something. -Hey, Nick. 173 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,232 Hey. You're gonna tell him you hate it 174 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,625 -on his daughter's birthday? -What do you 175 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,322 want me to do? You know he's gonna ask about it. 176 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,976 Be cool. Okay? 177 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,847 We'll practice. 178 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,240 [imitating Schmidt]: Neck! 179 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,981 Do you favor my moose-tache? 180 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,374 -I hate it. -[regular voice]: You'll be fine. 181 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,766 Okay. Okay. 182 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:16,941 Hey, welcome back. 183 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,203 Yeah. Thanks. 184 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:21,032 -Good to see you. -Yep. 185 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,035 So? 186 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,646 -So? -[Winston chuckles] 187 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,561 See anything new? 188 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,040 No. 189 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,042 -On me? On my face? -Oh! 190 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,435 Y-You mean the mustache. 191 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,480 Any thoughts? 192 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,049 [quietly]: I hate it. 193 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,666 [scoffs] 194 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,408 You don't... you don't mean that. [chuckles] 195 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,018 You've had a long journey, you need to rest. 196 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,542 Let's talk again when you've had some rest. 197 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,544 All right. Welcome back. 198 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,198 [chuckles] All right, man. 199 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,330 Because of a pending Justice Department investigation, 200 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,855 I can't tell you why I left Banyon Canyon. 201 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,118 But I can tell you European Jess is a lot more fun 202 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,772 than State's Witness Jess. 203 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:06,251 It sounds to me like you need a job. 204 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,775 You should come work for me. 205 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:11,605 I don't actually know what it is you do. 206 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,694 God, I was a terrible girlfriend. 207 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,782 Anyway, Nick and I leave 208 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,131 for the South American leg 209 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,698 of his book tour soon. 210 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,264 In Peru, they call Pepperwood 211 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:22,180 El Gumbo Federalé. 212 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:24,269 Wait, Nick? You're still together? 213 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,271 I've been married and divorced twice since I last saw you. 214 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,057 Yeah, well, you know, we haven't been together the whole time. 215 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,451 We've had ups and downs, and twists and turns, 216 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,974 but about three years ago, we figured it out 217 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,410 and we've been together ever since. 218 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,934 Sometimes it just takes dating your cousin 219 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,546 for things to really fall into place. 220 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,722 Wow. And you're not engaged? 221 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,245 Well, we just take things day by day. 222 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,725 You know, don't want to rush it. 223 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,466 That's right. You've always had that problem. 224 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:49,077 I'm sorry, what do you mean? 225 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,557 Well, you and Nick. 226 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,036 You were always terrified of moving forward. 227 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,171 Oh, my God. 228 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,347 Did you ask me before, like, when we were talking, 229 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,827 if we were engaged? 230 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:02,046 'Cause yes, the answer is yes. We are engaged. 231 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,874 There was a ring and everything, 232 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,355 and-and thank God, because it was the only thing 233 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:09,576 holding my finger to my hand for the entire 234 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,622 18-hour ambulance ride to the hospital in Warsaw. 235 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,973 So suck on that. Right, Billie Jean King? 236 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,719 -This party is a disaster. -I know. 237 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,765 Our guests have no questions for the panel. 238 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,507 Wait, no, wait, look. 239 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,162 -This is for anyone. -Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,164 Daddy's butt? 241 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,296 [children laugh] 242 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,602 [Schmidt groans] 243 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,604 It's just, this is the first birthday party 244 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,475 that our daughter is actually going to remember. 245 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,955 If it's anything less than perfect, 246 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,478 I'm going to hire a professional samurai 247 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,785 -to chop me in half. -That seems proportional. 248 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:45,786 Okay, fine. You know what? You're right. 249 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:46,787 Let's break out the booze. 250 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,005 Thank you. 251 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,616 Put some toilet tissue in the bounce house. 252 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:52,793 Vodka Soda-Mayor. Right here. 253 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,012 Here you go, sir. A Rosé the Riveter. 254 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,973 A Ruth Bader Gin-sberg. I did that one. 255 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,409 You two have a good time. Have a good time. 256 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,453 All right. 257 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,369 [cell phone rings] 258 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,241 Oh... 259 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,679 BOB [on cell phone]: Hey, bub. What's the holdup? 260 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:10,854 It's been six months 261 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,464 since I gave you my blessing. 262 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,336 When am I gonna hear my daughter cry? 263 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,644 Huh? I think I deserve to hear my daughter cry. 264 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,036 Bob, I'm proposing tonight. 265 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,995 I've been planning on doing it all along 266 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,866 -when we got back home to the loft. -The loft? 267 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,347 You visit every possible 268 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:28,524 romantic proposal spot on the planet, 269 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,699 and you pick that dump? 270 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,962 Because it's where we met, Bob. 271 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,051 Look, I've got a whole plan. I haven't told anybody. 272 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,488 So I mailed the ring from Europe. 273 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,621 So when we're looking at the mail, I'll say, like, 274 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,188 "Check this one out. This one's from Turkey. 275 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,798 You should open it, Jess." 276 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,800 You mailed my grandmother's ring from Turkey? 277 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:46,063 I hired an au pair. He was going there, anyhow. 278 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,370 -A male au pair? -Yes, a boy au pair. 279 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,024 Look, look, I better get a phone call tonight 280 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,374 with the news that my daughter 281 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,506 -has a fiancé. -Bob... 282 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,553 I don't even care if it's not you. Okay? 283 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,728 -So you told Russell you're engaged.-[sighs] 284 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,904 Well, that's simple. I'll just tell him 285 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,514 that I'm engaged, so what was once interesting 286 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,386 will now become commonplace. 287 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,953 [groans] I'm so mad at myself. 288 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,390 But he was hectoring me. I felt completely hectored. 289 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,522 Forgot about "hector." That's a good word, real good word. 290 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,133 Which reminds me, um, 291 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:14,439 may I hector you to pick a favorite? 292 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,270 Hmm. Aw. Easy. 293 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,358 -This one. -Oh, nice. 294 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,446 -[scoffs] I have to fix this. -Okay. 295 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,665 If Nick finds out 296 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,319 that I told Russell we're engaged, 297 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,887 he's gonna spin out, and he'll tell me he's fine, 298 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,759 then I'll get a call a week later with him on a bus, 299 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,240 crying somewhere, and he's gonna ask me to marry him. 300 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,894 And then I'll never know if he wanted to marry me 301 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,070 or if he just asked me 'cause I lied to my ex 302 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,680 at a children's birthday party. 303 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,943 -That was a lot. -You know what? 304 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,641 I just need to march right up to Russell 305 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,772 and I need to tell him the truth. 306 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,860 -Yeah. -I can do that. 307 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,992 -I've been to Europe. -[whoops] 308 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,210 I can do anything. 309 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,735 -Hey, Mr. Europe. -Hey, man. 310 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,301 You know, I thought you were gonna propose for sure. 311 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,433 -I was waiting for it. -Yeah. 312 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,609 Uh? Look who it is. 313 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,567 It's Mr. Sun. 314 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,746 That's great. 315 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,313 I tell you, I was sure 316 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,968 [in slow-mo]: that you were gonna pop the question. 317 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,668 Instead, you just sent me a bunch of Instagram pictures. 318 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,583 Pasta, bread, 319 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,064 cheese, sorts of nonsense really. 320 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,587 I mean, I get it, you're in Europe. 321 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,111 You have to know that's disgusting. 322 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,939 Relax. It'll soak in. 323 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,288 No, not the sunscreen. The mustache. 324 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,637 Your mustache is disgusting. 325 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,292 -Stop touching it. -I'm rubbing it in. 326 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,728 You're just doing the mustache. Just... 327 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,340 If you hate my mustache, sir, then you hate me. 328 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,951 That's not true. I just don't like the mustache. 329 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,779 It never would've happened if I was here! 330 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,997 It never would've happened! 331 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,477 Don't make this about the mustache! 332 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,783 ♪ -[giggling, whooping] 333 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,306 CECE: Schmidt. 334 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,004 Thank you. Yep. Mm-hmm. Uh, so, 335 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,006 Timmy's mom just started climbing a tree 336 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,138 with some very high heels 337 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,487 and musical chairs is turning 338 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,358 into an adult drinking game. 339 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,317 -Darn it. -Yeah. 340 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,972 Well, at least Ruth's having fun with Maya Angelou. 341 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:57,151 Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish. 342 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,761 Okay, you know what, maybe you're right. 343 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,371 Let's get rid of the booze before everybody goes 344 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,982 from children's- birthday-party drunk 345 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,853 to Winston-and-Aly's- wedding drunk. -Mm. 346 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,768 ♪ Groove on, before you go.♪ 347 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:06,813 -[music stops] -Go! Go! Go! 348 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,553 Oh! Oh, come on, man. 349 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,339 You see, this is why we need a referee. 350 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,384 Give me my chair! 351 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,472 Russell, I need to come clean. 352 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,822 NICK: Hey, you two. 353 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,823 -Hey. -Oh, hey, Nick. 354 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:17,824 -Nick, congratulations. -Hey. 355 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,086 NICK: Thank you, thank you. 356 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,609 Yeah, MagaTween Magazine is calling it 357 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,393 "This year's longest Pepperwood." 358 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,655 No, I meant about the proposal. 359 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,135 Ah, you are such a sweetheart. 360 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,398 Nobody ever talks about my book proposals. 361 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,660 So, thank you. Some of my best work. 362 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,445 No, Nick, I just wanted to congratulate you 363 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,838 on your engagement. 364 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:35,363 The Rio de Janeiro Civic Center next month. 365 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,886 That sounds cool. Can I come? 366 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,845 -I'm in and out of Rio all the time. -It's sold out. 367 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977 -It's all full? -RUSSELL: Mm, maybe next time. Look, 368 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,414 Nick, I just wanted to tell you how happy I am 369 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,546 that you're finally getting married. 370 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:51,553 Aw, screw it. Nick, I'm sorry, I told Russell we're engaged. 371 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,208 -That's not cool, man! -No, you're... 372 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,513 Settle down! Settle down 373 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,863 or I'm gonna turn off the music! 374 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,386 Try playing musical chairs with no music! 375 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,214 It's just chairs. 376 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,043 [Winston yells] 377 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,566 What are you doing? 378 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,223 Hey! 379 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,616 -[guests gasp] -GUEST: Oh, she's pregnant. 380 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,533 Stop treating me special! 381 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,886 Ooh... whoo! 382 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,713 -Nick, I can explain. -RUSSELL: Look out. 383 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,193 [Jess yells] 384 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,545 -[guests gasp] -I'm sorry, Jess, she came out of nowhere. 385 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,203 -Hey, are you okay? -Yeah, no, I'm okay. 386 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,596 I'm so sorry about what I did. 387 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,816 I just, I feel so stupid. 388 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,731 I was just defensive and we're happy the way we are. 389 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,559 I don't want you to get in your head and think we're not happy. 390 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,257 No, I don't, I'm great. 391 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,563 Jess, you do not have to worry about ol' Nicky Blue Eyes. 392 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,043 I'm good. 393 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:49,611 You told Russell we're engaged, that's hilarious. 394 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:50,742 Friggin' hilarious. 395 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,092 Really? You're not in your head? 396 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,223 Because you kind of seem like you are. 397 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,790 I'm good. We cool. Are you cool? 398 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,661 -Yeah. -Table for two at the We Cool cafe. [laughs] 399 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,054 This is hilarious. 400 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:01,014 -If you say so. -[scoffs] I say so. 401 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,538 Cool. I'm gonna go lie on Ruth's bed and pretend I'm a giant. 402 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,541 [laughing]: Like a friggin' giant. 403 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,720 Wow, this got away from us fast. 404 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,027 Oh, excuse me. Where is Schmidt? 405 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,377 What could possibly be more important? 406 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,206 I know why you hate my mustache. 407 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,774 You look at me and see a stay-at-home father. 408 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,995 Just like I look at you and see a globe-trotting author 409 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,519 who has thrice appeared on Book TV's 410 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,304 -Watchu Readin' with PP Jilbin. -Yeah. 411 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,610 Have our lives changed? Yeah, sure they have. 412 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,396 -But, like my mustache... -There's no deeper level. 413 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,701 I don't like your mustache 414 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,920 because I think it looks ugly on your face. 415 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,530 There's always a deeper level, Nick. 416 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,967 -There's no deeper level. -There's always a deeper level! 417 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,925 That's what I'm saying, there's no deeper level! 418 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,058 There's always a deeper level, Nick! 419 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,322 [door closes] 420 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,585 Fine, Schmidt. 421 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,803 I hate your mustache 422 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,110 because I miss your upper lip. Okay? 423 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,505 You happy now? 424 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,638 -[door shuts] -No, Nick, not happy now. 425 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,772 Happy forever. 426 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,298 Ugh. I can't wait to lie down. 427 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,647 What? Are you crazy? 428 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,867 We got all this mail to open. 429 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,955 Let's open it, I'll lay it out. 430 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,522 But it's, like, 4:00 a.m. for us. 431 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,133 And a grown woman just fell on me. 432 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,788 Well, let's just open one to get the mailman off our backs. 433 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,442 -Okay. -I mean, not that one. 434 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,009 That's not the one to pick. 435 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,836 Pick one that looks really cool and interesting, right? 436 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,142 That one? 437 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,491 Not that one. I'm gonna open this one. 438 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,492 You want to open an appointment reminder 439 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,493 from my gynecologist? 440 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,494 Yes, of course I do. 441 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,582 I like to keep track of you 442 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,844 and what's going on with your thing. 443 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,368 So just... pick one that... You know what, 444 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,673 I'm gonna pick one. Do you mind if I pick one for you? 445 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,458 Is that weird? I'll just pick one. 446 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,982 H-How about this one? 447 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,810 Oh, this one's from Turkey. How mysterious. 448 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,246 You want to open that one? 449 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,031 -Sure. -[chuckles] 450 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,601 -Okay. -[knock at door] 451 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,516 I'm gonna get that. Will you wait? 452 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,648 'Cause I'm-I'm... 453 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,736 Just please wait. Thanks. 454 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,654 Russell, what are you doing here? 455 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,221 Well, I would've called, but my ex-wife 456 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,484 deleted all the female numbers from my phone. 457 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,876 Might've been nice to say good-bye 458 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,704 to my aunt before she passed. 459 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,577 Anyway, Jess. Uh, can we, uh... can we talk? 460 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,013 Uh, we're a little bit busy. We're opening mail right now. 461 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,232 Well, it's only gonna take a minute, Nick. 462 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,755 Sure. We'll be opening mail 463 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,539 -before you know it. -But don't open that one. 464 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,976 It might have a bomb in it. 465 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,542 So... 466 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,543 Okay. 467 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,763 -Okay. Thanks. -Come on in. 468 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,025 How'd you even know we still lived here? 469 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,419 -I just knew. -Ooh. Russy. 470 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,685 This used to be Nick's room, but now it's his home office. 471 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:34,036 Listen, about earlier today, when I lied about me and Nick... 472 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,691 I don't think I can spend another second of my day 473 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,041 and possibly my life talking about you and Nick. 474 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,305 Oh. Most people find us adorable, but okay. 475 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,350 Come to work for me. 476 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,394 I was being serious earlier. 477 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,569 I've spent a year 478 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,875 looking for the right person, 479 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,529 and I think you'd be perfect. 480 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,400 I know you're planning a trip, so hear me out. 481 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,402 -I'd... -Wait. 482 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,884 -I don't know what you do, still. [chuckles] -Yes. 483 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,061 I was going to cover that in the "hear me out" portion. 484 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,107 I think at our kid's party, we go cash bar. 485 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,718 -Cash bar would solve a lot of problems. -Yeah. 486 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,025 Coach, listen, I'm still waiting for your vote for those pictures 487 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,287 that I sent you, so... 488 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,158 Winston, just pick yourfavorite. 489 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,551 Baby, they're all my favorite. 490 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,943 Why can't you see 491 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,119 that you being pregnant has made you 492 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,381 more beautiful than ever? 493 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,557 You know what? Fine. 494 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,080 I'll pick one, okay? 495 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,176 Oh, my God, I ambeautiful. 496 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,919 Mother Earth. Creator. Giver of life. 497 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:31,963 Give that life. 498 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:32,964 I'm a walking miracle 499 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,227 with magic inside. 500 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,576 Well, I mean, it happens to a lot of people, 501 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:36,968 so it's not really a miracle, but I get it. 502 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,666 Look at that body. And there's a human 503 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,102 inside of it? 504 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,974 -Yeah. -Why have you been so casual about that? 505 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,193 This is crazy, babe. 506 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,108 W-What are you doing just sitting there? 507 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,892 Get a chair. Help me get off my feet. 508 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,721 I've got the beginning of our family in here. 509 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,507 -[sighs] -Baby, can I get you anything? 510 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,726 -Anything at all? -Yes! 511 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,988 Like what? 512 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,686 -Everything. -Coming right up. 513 00:17:58,729 --> 00:17:59,904 JESS: Bye, Russell. 514 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,950 NICK: Hey. 515 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,952 -Did he like my home office? -Yes. He said it reminded him 516 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,780 of his home office. 517 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,956 Well, that's because I copied his home office exactly. 518 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,132 -Uh, now onto the mail. -Oh, wait. 519 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,134 He offered me a job. He's starting 520 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,180 an education-based nonprofit and wants me to run it. 521 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,398 But I wouldn't be able to go 522 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,834 -with you to South America. -Who cares? 523 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,488 You should take that job. It's a big opportunity. 524 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,968 Do you want to open the mail? Let's just see what's inside. 525 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,143 -Just open it. -Okay. 526 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,797 I'm wondering if you'll get excited. 527 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,147 -Oh, come on. -Sorry, we have to do the cake at your house. 528 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,670 Someone stole all our knives. 529 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,846 -Hi, Uncle Nick. -And a nightstand. 530 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,718 Uh, I'm sorry, you guys can't be here. 531 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,154 We're opening mail right now. 532 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,287 Nick's really into mail all of a sudden. 533 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,463 You never know what Europe's gonna do to a guy. 534 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,987 Yeah, so... Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 535 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,336 You guys will never believe 536 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,338 what's happening right now. 537 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,687 Okay, fine, I'll tell you. 538 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,820 Aly is taking a nap. 539 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,518 I was watching her, and then I left, and... 540 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,172 [laughs] 541 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,913 That's one big-ass cake. 542 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,784 I guess we're gonna open mail in front of everybody. 543 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,353 NICK: Great. Uh... 544 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,789 Jess, you want to go ahead? 545 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,182 Yeah. 546 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,184 I just want to say we really missed you guys. 547 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,360 And Nick, I don't need to be married 548 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,188 to know who we are. 549 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,016 -Really? -Really. I love you, 550 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,496 and I love our life together, 551 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,975 and I don't want anything to change. 552 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,848 And the moment that someone suggested 553 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,024 that we weren't where we should be, I went crazy. 554 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,852 Because we're great. 555 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,506 And why risk messing that up? 556 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,203 We don't need to get married, 557 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,553 and that's okay with us. Right, Nick? 558 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,340 Yeah, right. [chuckles] 559 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,039 So, let's see what Turkey wants. 560 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,519 Ah, enough of that. Give me that. 561 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,868 Who cares what Turkey wants? 562 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,349 Cake beats mail. We got a hungry birthday girl 563 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,915 right here, I don't want to bore her 564 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,179 -with foreign mail. -I like mail. 565 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,832 Oh, you don't know what you like. You're three years old. 566 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,879 [chuckles] Excuse me. 567 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,882 I got to go wash my hands. I've been in Europe. 568 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,101 SCHMIDT: Is he suggesting 569 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,540 that he hasn't washed his hands since Europe? 570 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,758 Bob, I can't do it tonight. 571 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,760 [groans] 572 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,719 I'm sorry, but this thing 573 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,634 has been ten years in the making, 574 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,766 and everything about the proposal has to be perfect. 575 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,768 -And I'll know when the time is right. -You know what? 576 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,770 I'm rescinding my blessing. 577 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,208 You want to marry my daughter? You got to resubmit 578 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,079 for a new blessing. 579 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,081 And it better be as good as the first time you asked. 580 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,562 [sighs] Okay. 581 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,174 Bob, I am in love with your daughter, 582 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,395 and I will be for the rest of my life. 583 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,093 I want to ask her to marry me, 584 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,443 but only with your blessing. 585 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,663 All right, all right. 586 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,230 Yeah, y-you got it. 587 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,275 But this time there's a time limit on it. 588 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,624 One month. You hear me? 589 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,497 -One month! -One month. 590 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,937 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday♪ 591 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,069 ♪ Dear Ruth♪ 592 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,636 ♪ Happy birthday♪ 593 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,812 ♪ To you.♪ 594 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,163 [all cheer] 595 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,427 -[laughs] -Good job, baby. 596 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,819 -Hey, hey. -Good job. 597 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,170 ♪ Never lived for nobody♪ 598 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,564 ♪ But I live for you♪ 599 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,131 ♪ Ooh♪ 600 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:07,962 ♪ Babe, lost in love♪ 601 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,312 ♪ Is what I feel♪ 602 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,315 ♪ When I'm with you♪ 603 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,973 ♪ Maybe it's the way you touch me♪ 604 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:23,020 ♪ With the warmth of a sun♪ 605 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,805 ♪ Maybe it's the way♪ 606 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,981 ♪ You smile♪ 607 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,983 ♪ I come all undone♪ 608 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,942 ♪ Ooh, baby...♪ 609 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:34,467 It's so great having everyone back in the loft. 610 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,643 I hope this never ends. 611 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,949 ♪ Feel♪ 612 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,908 ♪ When I'm with you.♪ 613 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,913 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 614 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,047 You've just watchedNew Girl. 615 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,920 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 616 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,619 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 617 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,012 -Okay. -Okay. 618 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,622 Okay, I guess. 619 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,363 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 620 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,539 -Are you in love withBob's Burgers? -Yes. 621 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,019 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 622 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,150 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 623 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,369 -Family Guy? -Yes. 624 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,023 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 625 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,154 Potatoes?Yes. 626 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,330 Butter?Yes. 627 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,287 Cream?Yes. 628 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,375 Lamb?Yes. 629 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:14,594 Chicken broth?Yes. 630 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,944 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 631 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,467 Lightsaber?Not on the menu. 632 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:19,947 No way!Oh, no! 633 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:23,690 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.