1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:05,266 The dream is dead. Say good-bye to the Schmidt Charitable Trust. 2 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,222 I don't know what that is. 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,485 But is that why you were throwing lightbulbs 4 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:08,617 against our garage? 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,749 That was unrelated.Oh. 6 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:12,316 It's the foundation that I was going to establish 7 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:14,666 to take the Schmidt brand to the next level, but now I can't. 8 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,538 The name is taken.What? 9 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,192 Get a load of that. 10 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:21,108 The Schmidt Charitable Trust was established in 1948 11 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:22,196 by Cranston Schmidt 12 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,763 to promote nudity in restaurants. 13 00:00:24,806 --> 00:00:27,070 Cranston Schmidt and his naked waitresses. 14 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,332 What am I supposed to do now? 15 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,073 How can I show my peers that I make so much money 16 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,161 that I could just throw it away on strangers? 17 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,207 There is one way that you could maybe solve your problem. 18 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,209 What? 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,036 You could use your first name. 20 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,564 What did you say? 21 00:00:42,606 --> 00:00:45,305 You are not a frat boy drinking at a keg anymore, okay? 22 00:00:45,348 --> 00:00:48,134 You are an executive now. You're a baller. 23 00:00:48,177 --> 00:00:49,787 I am a baller. 24 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:51,225 Also, I was never allowed in frats. 25 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,356 Too much hazing that required a visible penis. 26 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,314 Oh, baby. 27 00:00:54,357 --> 00:00:55,316 JESS: Just do it.[shouts] 28 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,317 Like, who cares? 29 00:00:56,359 --> 00:00:57,100 How long have you been here? 30 00:00:57,143 --> 00:00:58,274 Long enough, Schmidt. 31 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,189 Yeah, we keep the camera running all day. 32 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,235 I'm trying to keep Jess company while she's in Portland. 33 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:04,367 Yeah, yesterday I watched Cece read for a while. 34 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,587 Oh, wow, that sounds like fun, Jess, good for you. 35 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:07,893 Cece... 36 00:01:07,936 --> 00:01:09,156 Jess needs us right now. 37 00:01:09,198 --> 00:01:10,808 She's still mopey over Nick. 38 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:11,680 I'm not mopey. 39 00:01:11,722 --> 00:01:12,680 I'm rad. 40 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,204 I'm gleaming the cube. 41 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,118 She's lying. She's a wreck. 42 00:01:16,162 --> 00:01:17,947 JESS: Ugh, Dad! 43 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:19,600 Ugh, I'm on the phone! 44 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,950 You're so embarrassing. 45 00:01:21,993 --> 00:01:24,474 All he does is just recycle cans all day. 46 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:28,349 I wish his child bride would come back from Denver 47 00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:30,480 so he'd have someone else to bother. 48 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,396 Let's just get you out of this house. 49 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:34,137 Yeah, right.Well, what are you going to do? 50 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,138 You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? 51 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,139 You'll get sofa butt. 52 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:37,748 Come on, let's go get some ice cream. 53 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,837 Ugh, I hate ice cream. Dad! 54 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,579 Nobody hates ice cream.It's stupid. 55 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:43,625 Yeah, it's stupid, Dad.I'm un-- I feel uncomfortable watching this. 56 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:44,712 It's so stupid. 57 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,366 Hey, Cece. Dad. 58 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,412 Hi, Schmidt. How are you? 59 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,935 Dad! Don't talk to my friends! 60 00:01:49,978 --> 00:01:51,588 ♪ 61 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,375 [Nick clearing throat] 62 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,246 Achoo! 63 00:01:56,289 --> 00:01:58,378 [shushes] 64 00:01:58,421 --> 00:01:59,423 [clears throat] 65 00:01:59,466 --> 00:02:01,555 Oh, you're up.You woke me up. 66 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,034 Hey, do you mind if I run something by you 67 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:04,210 that's very personal, very hot button? 68 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,212 I do, I need to rest. 69 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:07,996 I'm working nights this week.Oh, as a police officer? 70 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,390 No, Nick, as a prostitute. Yes, as a cop. 71 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:13,044 Now will you please leave my room? I'm very tired 72 00:02:13,088 --> 00:02:15,091 and I need to get some rest.I understand, but here it comes, I have to tell you. 73 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,961 I don't want to hear it.Aly, I'm gonna tell you. 74 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,442 I swear to God.I need to break up with Reagan but I don't know how to. 75 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:20,401 Damn it, Nick.Oh, now you're involved. 76 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:22,010 So now that you're involved, we need to talk it out 77 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:24,013 'cause we're basically partners in this. 78 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,275 We're not partners.Things with Reagan and I 79 00:02:25,318 --> 00:02:26,537 haven't been working out, 80 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,538 and last night it really came to a head. 81 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,062 It's just crazy. You know, I was just driving down the... 82 00:02:31,106 --> 00:02:32,760 Mm-hmm. Sounds crazy.Reagan. 83 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:34,371 Yes? 84 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:36,677 I worked all day. We haven't seen each other. 85 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,983 Don't you want to catch up? 86 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,420 [sighs] Yes. 87 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:42,466 [clears throat] Fine, what? 88 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:44,293 What happened to you today? 89 00:02:44,337 --> 00:02:46,426 I saw a seagull in the backseat of a moving car. 90 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:51,649 Can we have sex now? 91 00:02:51,692 --> 00:02:54,260 Ugh, you don't get it. 92 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,783 Let's get it over with. 93 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:57,264 What does this have to do with me? 94 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,438 I was hoping you'd tell me how to break up with her. 95 00:02:58,481 --> 00:03:01,223 Just pretend you're an adult and get it over with. 96 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,225 Yeah.Train's already left the station, Nick. 97 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,359 The longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get. 98 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:06,576 The train already left the station, huh? 99 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:07,838 Yep. Thank you. 100 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,492 You're welcome. 101 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,799 Hey, say, wake up. 102 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:13,280 Question. Excuse me. 103 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,281 Yes, Nick? 104 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,195 Do you think that looks like a monster's butthole? 105 00:03:18,545 --> 00:03:19,807 I kind of do, yeah. 106 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:21,375 Yeah, me, too. It's really gross. 107 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,859 What's going on, Schmidt? 108 00:03:27,902 --> 00:03:29,383 Man, are you having trouble ordering 109 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:30,514 from that Jamaican restaurant again? 110 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:32,254 I don't know how many times I got to tell you. 111 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,388 Don't walk in there using their accent 112 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,040 'cause it's kind of racist. 113 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,391 The time has finally come 114 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,175 for me to launch my own brand. 115 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,133 Are you really not gonna turn around? 116 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:42,308 Not yet. 117 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:45,354 This brand will be my legacy. 118 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,096 And this is where you come in. 119 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,533 Ooh! You had that timed right! 120 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,317 I'm going to start using my first name again. 121 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:56,061 Schmidt, I think that is a very bad idea. 122 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:57,324 I have no choice! 123 00:03:57,366 --> 00:03:59,063 When I was born, my parents gave me a name. 124 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,717 Don't do this, Schmidt. 125 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,937 Ain't nothing but pain down that road. 126 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:07,115 It is the name that I was called for most of my life, and... 127 00:04:07,158 --> 00:04:08,509 I want my name back. 128 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,556 Isn't this fun? 129 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,472 Remember, we used to come here all the time, 130 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:17,300 every time you won a tennis match. 131 00:04:17,343 --> 00:04:18,300 That was your other daughter. 132 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,216 Oh, yeah, yeah. 133 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,173 You-You were always in a production of Annie, 134 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,175 but never Annie, though. 135 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,699 Priscilla, come here. 136 00:04:25,742 --> 00:04:27,483 Come here, I want you to meet my daughter, Jessica. 137 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,312 Remember? I told you about her. 138 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:30,922 She's the one that doesn't play tennis. 139 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:34,665 Oh, the teacher from Hollywood. 140 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:35,797 [laughs] 141 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,103 Well, two rum raisin sundaes 142 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:39,670 and whatever my daughter wants. 143 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,367 [Priscilla and Bob laugh] 144 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,586 You. 145 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:45,372 [laughs] 146 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:48,461 [quietly]: Her husband fell down a spiral staircase. 147 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:52,334 What? He kept falling, falling, continually falling. 148 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,336 It was awful. He didn't die. 149 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:55,468 But when he found out 150 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,558 that he had become a viral sensation... 151 00:04:58,601 --> 00:04:59,603 he killed himself. 152 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:02,345 Ugh. I know how he feels. 153 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,391 Jess, are you still upset about Nick? 154 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,262 You got to, you got to move past that. 155 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,742 It's hard. You don't know what it's like to be alone. 156 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,483 I do know what it's like. 157 00:05:10,526 --> 00:05:11,615 Ashley and I broke up. 158 00:05:11,658 --> 00:05:13,269 What?! When? Yeah. 159 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,617 Yeah, about six months ago. 160 00:05:14,661 --> 00:05:16,358 Uh, but I-I didn't want to worry you. 161 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:19,536 Dad. It's my job to worry. 162 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,235 Was it the 40-year age difference? 163 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:25,934 Were you tired of waiters just asking again and again 164 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:27,805 if it was a daddy-daughter dinner? 165 00:05:27,848 --> 00:05:29,764 Sorry, no, that's not... 166 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,591 REAGAN: You said that the pill 167 00:05:31,634 --> 00:05:33,028 sold itself, so let me ask you, 168 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,420 is the pill a cure 169 00:05:34,463 --> 00:05:35,377 for a kick in the balls? 170 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,249 Because you're gonna need it. 171 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,338 Oh, no. Hey, Nicky, what's up? 172 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,036 Uh, I can wait. 173 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:43,691 No, it's okay, go ahead, I'm sorry. 174 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:52,307 I want to tell you... [mouths] 175 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,312 What? I said what I needed to say. 176 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,269 Nothing came out of your mouth. 177 00:05:57,312 --> 00:05:59,271 I feel like we're on a train. 178 00:05:59,314 --> 00:06:02,404 Where are we going? 179 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,536 We're going to San Diego. 180 00:06:03,579 --> 00:06:05,538 What?I panicked and it just came out. 181 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:07,454 Let me tell you something, sister, your plan didn't work. 182 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,541 This wasn't my plan. 183 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:10,326 Well, you brought up trains, didn't you? 184 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,413 And you got in my head. 185 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,329 San Diego part? Well, that's on me. 186 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,851 I'm not engaging with you over this. 187 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,853 So, what do we do now?I don't know, Nick. 188 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,855 I've never experienced a person trying to break up with someone, 189 00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:21,336 and instead inviting them on a beach vacation. 190 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,470 I didn't do this on purpose. I feel like you led me here. 191 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:25,559 This is not on me.So what do you want me to do? 192 00:06:25,601 --> 00:06:27,690 You want me to go break up with her down in San Diego? 193 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,345 I don't, I don't care at this point. 194 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,521 Why? Because it's private?Live your life, man. 195 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:32,653 Because the weather is really nice? 196 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,350 And what happens if it doesn't work out? 197 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,439 I'm just gonna go move down to Mexico and start a new life? 198 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,701 No one's suggesting any of this. 199 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,007 You're a genius. 200 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,139 [laughs] Thank you, Aly. 201 00:06:41,182 --> 00:06:42,226 I knew I came to the right person. 202 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,576 I'll do it. 203 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,534 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, 204 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,319 and I feel like I should call San Diego 205 00:06:47,362 --> 00:06:48,276 to warn them about you. 206 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:50,322 But you seem convinced, 207 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:52,454 so if it gets you out of here faster, God bless. 208 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,500 Do you believe in God, Aly? 209 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,283 I believe in hell and I'm in it. 210 00:06:55,326 --> 00:06:56,677 Oh, this is hell?Yes! 211 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,374 Then why don't you stay out of my business?! 212 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,548 That's all I'm trying to do, 213 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:00,723 but you keep bringing me your business! 214 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,117 Ah, to hell with you! 215 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,247 We're going to San Diego! 216 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,685 Fine! Fine! 217 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,600 Go! I'm going! 218 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:08,644 Don't say anything. 219 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:15,696 I should have known right from the start. 220 00:07:15,738 --> 00:07:16,740 On our honeymoon, we're in the ocean, 221 00:07:16,783 --> 00:07:19,526 a-a-and Ashley sees a shark coming towards us. 222 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,831 You know what she does? 223 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,310 She pushes me in front of it and says, 224 00:07:22,353 --> 00:07:23,617 "Eat him! Eat him!" 225 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,269 What?That-that was a clue. 226 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,880 That was a clue.I just hate thinking of you 227 00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:28,185 all alone in that house. 228 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,622 I'm fine. I got my cans. 229 00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:31,754 Gets me out of bed in the morning. 230 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:33,582 What if you met someone new?Oh, no. 231 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:34,584 JESS: Really.BOB: Aw, no. 232 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:36,367 Dad, what about... 233 00:07:36,411 --> 00:07:38,153 What about Priscilla?What? 234 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,110 What? Come on. No. No. 235 00:07:40,154 --> 00:07:41,764 I'm an old man. She doesn't want an old man. 236 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:44,375 Look. I've got a Band-Aid on my hand. 237 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,161 Not on the finger, the hand. 238 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,728 That is an old-man thing. 239 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,773 Okay. Hey, Priscilla. 240 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,644 Oh, no, no, no, no. 241 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:54,735 Hi. I was wondering if you would like to 242 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,606 get a decaf coffee and talk about local news with my dad. 243 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,216 Really, Bob? You want to take me out? 244 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,742 Ha, ha, ha, you... 245 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,394 Let's do it. Let's do it. 246 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:06,310 Yeah, I have a new jean jacket I've been wanting to break out. 247 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,790 It's stone-washed. 248 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,531 BOB: Okay. 249 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,665 Okay. 250 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,927 Well, that was just about 251 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,146 the cutest thing I've ever seen. 252 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:16,190 Even though this morning 253 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,584 I thought you were married. 254 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,932 What about you? 255 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:20,324 I'm supposed to be cheering youup. 256 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,326 You did cheer me up. 257 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,545 You got me off of the couch. 258 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:24,547 It's good to be out of the house. 259 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:25,721 You kids have fun. 260 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,158 Okay, thanks. 261 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:29,944 So this is a surprise. 262 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,336 Where do you think we should go? 263 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:32,816 Where do youthink we should go? 264 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,730 Look, Schmidt, we both know there's only room 265 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,165 for one Winston. 266 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,341 And we found that out the hard way, didn't we? 267 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,344 Homecoming weekend, 2002. 268 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,389 I'm Winston! I'm Winston!I'm Winston! I'm Winston! 269 00:08:41,432 --> 00:08:43,043 We can't live like this! 270 00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:44,697 Only one Winston.Body slam! 271 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,743 Get off! Get off! 272 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,048 You'll kill him! 273 00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:50,921 We have tried every single variation. 274 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,182 Fat Winston, Thin Winston. 275 00:08:52,226 --> 00:08:53,227 Too derogatory. 276 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,707 Black Winston, Jew Winston. 277 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,665 Obviously problematic. 278 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,754 Hot Winston, Ugly Winston. 279 00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:00,191 No... That nearly tore us apart. 280 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:03,629 Which is why we came up with the one-Winston rule. 281 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,500 Yeah, but those were angry times. 282 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,198 Let's make it double Ws. 283 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,638 [exhales] 284 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,081 Welcome back, Winston. 285 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:24,302 It's good to be back, Winston. 286 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,652 REAGAN: San Diego. 287 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,217 The wonderful San Diego. 288 00:09:27,261 --> 00:09:29,307 Where are we staying?Not sure. 289 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:32,005 Maybe we're gonna get the nicest hotel in the city, huh? 290 00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:33,789 Maybe you're gonna stay there, 291 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,663 and maybe I'm gonna head back to Los Angeles today. 292 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,881 I'm gonna stay in San Diego, and you're gonna go back? 293 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,623 Who knows what's gonna happen down there? 294 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,234 That's the fun of a trip like this. 295 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,758 Nick, you would tell me 296 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:45,802 if you were gonna murder me, right? 297 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,020 No, 'cause then you could 298 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:50,024 prepare for it, you silly. 299 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,067 What is wrong with you? 300 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:52,634 What is wrong with me? Yeah. 301 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:54,115 The guy taking you to San Diego-- 302 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,290 the Paris of Southern California? 303 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,118 Okay.You're losing it. 304 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,859 I'm acting totally normal. 305 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,643 You need a drink just to chill out. 306 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,298 What is wrong with you?Getting those drinks. 307 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,125 MAN [over P.A.]: This stop, Anaheim. 308 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,697 [mouths] 309 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,698 [train horn blows] 310 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:14,918 [mouthing] 311 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,528 You should have seen him. The only time 312 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,312 my dad gets that nervous is when he doesn't know 313 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:19,793 where to print out his boarding pass. 314 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,881 It's so weird to think of him dating again. 315 00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:23,927 BOB [moaning]: Oh! Oh...Wait. 316 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,058 What is that? It sounds like 317 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:26,799 someone's moving a washing machine. 318 00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:29,149 Oh, my God, my dad's boning! 319 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:30,890 My dad's boning! My dad's boning!Oh, my God, listen to me. 320 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:33,110 Get out of the house. Get out of the house! 321 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:35,111 [cans clattering loudly]BOB: Jess? 322 00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:37,071 Is that you?No. Yes. 323 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,376 I mean, no, it's the cans. I just, um... 324 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,379 Finish what you're doing. No, don't finish. 325 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,164 I mean, everyone deserves to finish-- oh, God! 326 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,123 [cans clattering]Oh, cans! 327 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,259 Can we talk about this?Yeah, just one sec. 328 00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:53,565 I'm just replacing the sound of your skin 329 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,697 slapping against someone else's 330 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,480 with the sound of crushing metal. 331 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:57,700 I didn't know you were gonna be home. 332 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,049 I thought you were gonna be out having a day. 333 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,096 And you were supposed to be having coffee. 334 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,272 You just put out on the first date? 335 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,969 We had a connection. 336 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,274 I-I think I'm in love with her. 337 00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:08,928 Oh, my God, I need more cans. 338 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,581 I got to have more cans. 339 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,062 Hey, you know, I'm a passionate guy. 340 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,196 All right.What are you doing, Dad? 341 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,327 Well, I mean, you were nice enough to help me to move on. 342 00:11:17,371 --> 00:11:20,201 Now I'm gonna see if I can find somebody for you. 343 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,725 Got it. My best friend Ray. 344 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,945 His son John. Well, he's a little heavyset, 345 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,729 but, you know, he makes a good living. 346 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,860 Dad, put the Rolodex down. 347 00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:30,951 Look, we're not in the same boat, okay? 348 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:34,128 I can't move on. I love him. 349 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:37,304 Nick? What do you see in him? 350 00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:39,394 I mean, he looks like the only white waiter 351 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,917 at a Chinese restaurant. 352 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,227 There isn't a logical explanation, 353 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:50,230 but it is what it is. 354 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,321 I love him. I wish I didn't, but I do. 355 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,845 Come here. 356 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,107 Dad, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the recycling plant. 357 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,589 It closes in an hour. 358 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,548 From now on, I will be Winston Schmidt, 359 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,464 and he will be Winston Bishop. 360 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,596 We are both Winstons. 361 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,033 Wait, your first name is Winston? 362 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,774 Did I know that? No. 363 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:13,907 I have not slept in 36 hours. 364 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,778 Well, you should get some sleep. 365 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,041 Isn't that right, Winston?Oh, absolutely, Winston. 366 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,216 Sleep is very important. 367 00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,261 It is the most important, Winston. 368 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:22,653 Okay, this is already too much. 369 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,221 In my head it wasn't this annoying. 370 00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,658 Winston, why don't you just go by "The Bish"? 371 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:27,789 I'm sorry, are you talking to me? 372 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,791 You know I'm talking to you. 373 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,009 I knew she was talking to you. 374 00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:31,010 You knew the whole time? Yeah. 375 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,273 Ooh, I couldn't tell. 376 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,274 Wait a minute, why does Winston... 377 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,014 Yes?Oh, my God. 378 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:37,844 Why does myWinston have to change his name? 379 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:38,801 Schmidt, don't you have a middle name? 380 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:39,975 I do have a middle name. 381 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,022 It's Saint-Marie. Hmm. 382 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,197 And obviously I can't go by that. 383 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,459 That's hilarious. 384 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,938 Oh, hello, hello! 385 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,941 Wait, what are you doing here? 386 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,029 Oh, well, I couldn't break up with Reagan, 387 00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:52,509 so I jumped off the train.Hmm? 388 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,163 Problem, problem solved. What's up with you guys? 389 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,731 Why didn't I know about this?I don't know, Schmidt, 390 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,254 'cause you weren't around, I guess.Well, actually, 391 00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,255 I'm Winston now. 392 00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:00,518 I'm using my first name again. 393 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,086 Uh... actually there can't be two Winstons. 394 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,043 It nearly destroyed us. 395 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,871 Nick, hold up, can we go back to that moment 396 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,003 where you jumped off a train? 397 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,657 Sure. You find that part interesting? 398 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,875 Okay, I don't care about the answer, 399 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,051 but I feel like I got to ask, 400 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,009 as someone who works in law enforcement-- 401 00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:15,881 where is Reagan? 402 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:17,013 Well, she's probably getting off at the next stop, and then 403 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,100 she'll be on her way here 404 00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:19,754 for some sort of a reckoning, 405 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,104 I would imagine. 406 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,323 "Problem solved" was probably 407 00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:25,282 a bit of a, an overstatement. 408 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,849 The good news is that I don't have to break up with her 409 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,241 'cause now she's gonna break up with me. 410 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:30,025 Oh, Nick. What is wrong with you? 411 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,072 It's gonna be okay, Nick. Give Winston a hug. 412 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,072 Come on. Here we go.Here you go, Winston. 413 00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:34,029 I meant "me Winston." 414 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:35,857 I'm "me Winston," too!Hey, guys! 415 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:36,903 Reagan's on her way. 416 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:37,860 I've got too much to deal with 417 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,253 to deal with this two Winstons thing. 418 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,994 What, I can't have a first name because you left 419 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,038 some woman on a train? 420 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:43,561 Don't put that on me, man! 421 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,736 I'm not calling you Winston, Schmidt. 422 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,000 'Cause if I do, then what am I gonna call the real Winston? 423 00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,524 Call him I don't care! I don't care!Hey, Winston, 424 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047 you want to get a drink?Sure. I'm down. 425 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,788 I was talking to that Winston.Oh. 426 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,094 After the drink, you want to get some dinner, Winston? 427 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:55,225 Yes. Ooh, you know your boy hungry. 428 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,139 That time I was talking to this Winston. 429 00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:57,575 So, I can come if you want.I'm down to go. 430 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,881 No, I'm trying to figure it out, okay?Wait, time out. 431 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,014 Are we eating, or are we not eating? 432 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,145 They're both real Winstons, 433 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,322 but the old Winston is now The Bish. 434 00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,455 I'm not calling my fiancé "the" anything. 435 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,152 Nah, man, this is taking me to a bad place. 436 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,284 I'm having... I'm having cold feet.What? 437 00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:14,114 Yeah, the two Winstons thing is not gonna work-- Nick is right. 438 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,028 You've had Winston for 15 years. 439 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,943 It's my turn. I'm Winston. 440 00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:20,293 You will never be Winston. 441 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,251 Oh, you want to dance? 442 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,078 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 443 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,951 Okay. 444 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:25,908 Come on.Come on. 445 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,082 Come on. 446 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,128 Okay, what is happening?WINSTON: Come on. 447 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,912 SCHMIDT: Come on.I used to live by myself. 448 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,086 Come on. Come on. 449 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,174 I had covered parking, I was happy. 450 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,480 I'm Winston. Guys, no. 451 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,177 It's not about you, man. I am Winston. 452 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:36,309 Shut up! 453 00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:38,138 I'll kill you! I'll murder you! 454 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,312 NICK: I can't do this right now. 455 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,356 I got too much on my plate. 456 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,357 I'm Winston.I'm Winston. 457 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,056 Nah, I'm Winston.Ah, I'm Winston. 458 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,100 Yet, somehow, all the Michaels in the world 459 00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:46,711 manage to deal with this every day. 460 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:47,625 Mm-hmm. 461 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,758 Go to sleep, go to sleep. 462 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,932 [phone rings] 463 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:52,413 Hello? 464 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,153 Mr. Day. It's Nick Miller. Is Jess there? 465 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,937 She's out. Can I take what I assume 466 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,634 will be an idiotic message? 467 00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:59,115 Ah, it's actually, it's kind of private. 468 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,422 Okay, fine. Talk to you later. 469 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,206 Fine, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I'm breaking up with Reagan 470 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,207 and it didn't quite go as planned. 471 00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:06,993 I'm, I'm in a really bad situation 472 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,734 and Jess always says the right thing 473 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,866 and I, I really need her. 474 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,740 Let me, let me ask you a question. 475 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,654 You're in the ocean with Jess, 476 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,527 and a shark starts coming towards you. 477 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,224 What do you do? 478 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,965 Which ocean?I-I don't know, Pacific. 479 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,966 What type of shark?What the hell difference does it make? 480 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,229 Well if it's a hammerhead, you just tickle it 481 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,403 between the sideways eyes 482 00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:29,014 and you have a companion for life. 483 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:31,059 Then you got tiger sharks, you got whale sharks, 484 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,975 you got trumpet sharks, which I believe are a thing-- 485 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,149 if not, it definitely should be. 486 00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:36,065 It's just a regular shark. 487 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,240 You know what? Good-bye. 488 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,024 Okay, vague premise aside, 489 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,157 I don't know what I would do, but if Jess was with me, 490 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,985 I'm sure... I'm sure we'd be okay. 491 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:46,162 She's got that giant heart 492 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:49,687 that's, that's part compass and, and part flashlight 493 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:54,039 and... she's just the greatest person I have ever met. 494 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:57,259 Bob? Does that answer your question or what? 495 00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,393 It does. 496 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,481 Weirdly enough, it does. 497 00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,265 But I also don't accept your weird-ass premise, man, 498 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,225 'cause it's absolutely preposterous... 499 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,616 REAGAN: Nick.NICK: Oh, my God. She's here. 500 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,620 Nick. 501 00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,232 Nicholas, I can see you. 502 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,278 Hey. How was San Diego? 503 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:24,808 Hey, so Reagan's in your room, packing up her stuff. 504 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,724 What'd you say to her? 505 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,075 Nothing. I-I didn't say anything. 506 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,293 I just, uh, crawled out from under the bed 507 00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:32,294 where I was hiding. 508 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,296 She said, "It's over," 509 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,037 which makes sense, 510 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,039 and then I came in here, and this is now my fifth beer 511 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,519 in as many minutes. 512 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:41,390 I'm impressed.No, you shouldn't be. 513 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,393 I once drank nine beers in five minutes. 514 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,178 I hear that cry for help, but I meant the breakup. 515 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:49,051 You ended a relationship without any confrontation. 516 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,661 You got what you wanted. 517 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,489 Then why do I feel so terrible? 518 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,665 Maybe you feel bad because your relationship with Reagan 519 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,668 actually meant something to you, 520 00:16:57,711 --> 00:16:59,235 and you ended it like it didn't. 521 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:02,150 Right. 522 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,196 I'm sorry I put you in the middle of this, Aly. 523 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,241 But I'm also glad you were here 'cause I feel like we bonded. 524 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,634 It was one of the most frustrating days 525 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,722 of my entire life. 526 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,071 I'm exhausted. 527 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,335 I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial. 528 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,032 Welcome to the loft. 529 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,038 Hey. 530 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,084 Taking a little trip? 531 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,086 I hear San Diego's lovely. 532 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,872 I regret that. 533 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:31,223 I'm sorry I left you on the train, Reagan. 534 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,095 You deserve better than that. 535 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,011 The truth is, is I wanted to break up with you, 536 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,273 and I didn't know how to. 537 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,494 Okay. 538 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,584 I mean, I'm not mad anymore, 539 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,326 more just... scared of what it must be like 540 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:48,153 to have to live inside of your head. 541 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,199 Look, I'm sorry. 542 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:51,461 It's okay. 543 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,983 I've been thinking about 544 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,160 breaking up with you for a while. 545 00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:57,205 So, we just wanted really different things. 546 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,557 I'm not good at good-byes, Nick. 547 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,170 I'm not good at good-byes either. 548 00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:12,568 I think I'm gonna go stand in the closet for a little bit. 549 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,135 Okay. 550 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,182 Okay. Okay. 551 00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:28,063 Bye, Nick. 552 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,282 Yeah, bye, Reagan. 553 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,815 What do you want? 554 00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:43,077 To be your friend. 555 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,385 If you need the name Winston 556 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,213 to get you to where you're going, 557 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:51,041 then... I'm not gonna stand in your way. 558 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,827 You're a good friend. 559 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:59,442 Uh, uh, what will I call you? 560 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,009 Well, I was gonna give Saint-Marie a whirl, 561 00:19:01,051 --> 00:19:02,880 but then I was like, nah, 562 00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,446 that's a girl's name. 563 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,449 And I thought about Two-Shoes. 564 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,798 Two-Shoes.Two-Shoes, yeah. 565 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,844 But then, in certain shoes that I have, 566 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,238 I have three of them, 567 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,240 so... so I'm just gonna stick with The Bish. 568 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,328 Come here. 569 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,113 Thank you, The Bish. 570 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,680 Thanks, Winston. 571 00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,511 Hey, you know what? Why don't you come on inside... 572 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,906 Very weird. 573 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,473 Strange man. 574 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,301 I love Wednesday nights. 575 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,304 And this one's even more special, 576 00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:37,045 'cause I got my name back. 577 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:39,352 I love you, Cece. 578 00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:41,396 I love you so much, Winston. 579 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:45,792 Oh, God. 580 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,447 I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! 581 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,403 Damn it!Ugh... 582 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,492 Take your name back. 583 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,494 SCHMIDT: I don't want it. 584 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:53,452 What's wrong with the name Winston? 585 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,627 It's horrible, just take it back. 586 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,717 Worst name in the entire history of names. 587 00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:58,500 What'd you say about my name? 588 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,807 Stop. N... You know what, I don't care. 589 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,896 Come on. [shouts] 590 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,336 Cha-ching. 591 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,381 Hey, hey, Jess, Jess! 592 00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:10,470 I've been trying to call you. 593 00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:12,384 I-I talked to Nick. 594 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,865 What?He called looking for you, and... 595 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,304 you know, oddly, I-I see what you see in him. 596 00:20:18,346 --> 00:20:20,348 It doesn't matter. 597 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,872 He has a girlfriend. 598 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:25,135 He and Reagan broke up. 599 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,269 And you know something? 600 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,531 I don't even think he realizes it, 601 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:33,231 but he's still in love with you. 602 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,500 [grunting, shouting]I got you, I got you! 603 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,501 I got you! 604 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,502 Got your arm! 605 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,981 I'm gonna break it. 606 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,548 WINSTON: Aah, that's my arm! 607 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,377 I need it, I need it! 608 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,381 ♪ It's only a matter of time before life begins ♪ 609 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:59,692 ♪ You talk to a stranger and suddenly you're friends... ♪ 610 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,174 There she goes. 611 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,351 Off to college. 612 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,222 Circle of life. 613 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,138 Okay. 614 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:15,317 ♪ Before you even learn to break or bend... ♪ 615 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,537 [exhales, inhales] 616 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:19,407 This is right. 617 00:21:19,451 --> 00:21:22,585 I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna profess my love to Nick. 618 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,718 Very proud of you, sweetie. 619 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,675 Thanks, Dad. 620 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,590 I'm proud of you, too. 621 00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:30,244 ♪ But I'd rather have this... 622 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,987 You really just humped your way right into things, 623 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:36,207 didn't you, Priscilla? 624 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,384 JESS: I kind of wanted the front seat. 625 00:21:38,426 --> 00:21:39,210 PRISCILLA: I called it.