1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:05,048 I need it. I have a big day at work today.I need it more. 2 00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:07,833 I have to bake muffins before work.What? Why? 3 00:00:07,876 --> 00:00:10,271 'Cause it's for my "Lunch With Your Princi-Pal" campaign. 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:14,057 See, being principal's great, but unlike being vice principal, 5 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,840 now the buck stops with me. 6 00:00:15,884 --> 00:00:18,321 I'm "the Man" now, and all the kids 7 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:21,150 can just smell "the Man" all over me. 8 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,152 That sounded really weird. 9 00:00:23,196 --> 00:00:24,327 All I'm saying is 10 00:00:24,371 --> 00:00:26,504 suddenly I have no relationship with the kids. 11 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:29,245 I'm really counting on these muffins to humanize me. 12 00:00:29,289 --> 00:00:30,768 I deserve that coffee. 13 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:33,554 I'm finally director of marketing at Ass Strat. 14 00:00:33,597 --> 00:00:36,557 Today I get to hire an assistant. 15 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,125 I'm gonna be tough, but I won't be a screamer. 16 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:41,301 It's not constructive, it's rude. 17 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:43,130 Ooh, coffee.Your pour that coffee down, you throw it 18 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,783 or I'll pour your blood on the ground! 19 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,350 You'll pour my blood on the ground? 20 00:00:46,393 --> 00:00:48,351 I'll knife you!Look, I got a full day 21 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,527 of writing ahead of me, 22 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:51,529 and that requires a fourth cup of joe. 23 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,314 What else is my whiskey gonna swim in? 24 00:00:53,356 --> 00:00:55,359 You're taking this too far. You treat that heart of yours 25 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:56,273 like a baseball-man's mitt. 26 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,884 Uh, hello, I am the one packing for our move today, 27 00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:01,322 so I will be having, uh, the coffee. 28 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,018 [all clamoring] 29 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,106 I get the coffee!Enough is enough with this! 30 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,281 What are you doing here, Winston?! 31 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:07,805 I get the coffee!Enough! 32 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:10,112 You guys are tearing each other apart. 33 00:01:10,156 --> 00:01:12,942 For what? Coffee? 34 00:01:12,984 --> 00:01:14,248 Come on, man, 35 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:15,335 you already got that energy 36 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,379 inside of you. 37 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:19,340 And that is the light of the Lord. 38 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:21,123 [chuckles] Man, this? 39 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,387 This ain't nothing but the devil's water. 40 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,825 Nah, I'm just playing.Hey, Winston! 41 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:28,826 [all clamoring]Winston, that wasn't fair! 42 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,350 I'll knife you by the urinal, Winston! 43 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,353 Enough with the knifing. 44 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,962 ♪ 45 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:38,359 Today's the day it all turns around. 46 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:41,361 Hey. Sorr... I'm sorry I hit you, Jess. 47 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,406 I didn't mean to. I'm using magnetic words 48 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:45,322 to break through my writer's block, and it's not working. 49 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:47,281 I've already folded all my shirts and masturbated 50 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:50,326 six times, and I'm running out of things to do. 51 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,981 I'm just in a real bind. You see, The Pepperwood Chronicles 52 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,070 sold over 30 copies, Jess. 53 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,593 So, what, we're complaining about good things now? 54 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,640 It's just, my audience is gonna be clamoring for a sequel, 55 00:01:58,682 --> 00:02:00,555 and I can't leave those stevedores, 56 00:02:00,597 --> 00:02:02,644 those-those tugboat workers, 57 00:02:02,686 --> 00:02:04,385 those lighthouse keepers empty-handed. 58 00:02:04,427 --> 00:02:07,388 You think that your audience is entirely made of, like... 59 00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:09,520 Blue-collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine. 60 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,218 I don't think that, Jess, I know that. 61 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,264 Okay, Nick, you're incredibly talented. 62 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:16,091 You can do this. And you have the key, 63 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,311 and the key is simply... 64 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:18,354 [phone alarm beeping] 65 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,966 Oh. I have to go. 66 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:22,010 Simply what? 67 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:24,099 Jess, simply what?![door closes] 68 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,056 [groans] 69 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:29,365 All right. What do we have here? 70 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:31,324 "Sentient feces." 71 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:34,588 Why is there a magnet that says "feces"? 72 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:37,287 All right. Trust the process. 73 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,550 Ugh. Thanks for helping me pack. 74 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,466 No problem. This might be our last chance for a mess-around. 75 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:44,816 Don't you start with that last mess-around stuff.Don't youstart. 76 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,600 Don't start, 'cause then I'll start. Look, I'm already starting. 77 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,341 Don't start.I didn't start this whole thing. 78 00:02:48,384 --> 00:02:50,081 I can't do it, okay?[sighs] Okay. 79 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,259 Okay, we agreed, 80 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:54,913 let's just pack, okay? Great. 81 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:57,394 Furguson? Where have you been?What? Hi! 82 00:02:57,437 --> 00:02:59,091 WINSTON: Huh? When you leave the house, 83 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:00,570 you take your cell phone with you. 84 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:04,444 Oh! Oh, thank you so much for grabbing my cat. 85 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:06,490 Come on, Sweatshirt, there's still some sashimi left 86 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:07,490 between my toes. 87 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:11,015 Uh, this here is, uh, Winston's cat, Furguson. 88 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,366 Sweatshirt walked through my door a year ago, 89 00:03:13,409 --> 00:03:15,629 and while he may come and go as he pleases, 90 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,937 he loves Mommy and her little milkies. 91 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,677 Yes, he does. 92 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,376 I'm his home.Oh, really? 93 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,508 So why do I have a photo of Furguson 94 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:25,727 on my phone? 95 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,118 Oh, yeah? 96 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,295 Then why do I have a picture of Sweatshirt 97 00:03:29,338 --> 00:03:31,298 on my sweatshirt?Oh, damn. 98 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,475 Furguson, you got... 99 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,956 you got two families, you dirty dog. 100 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,350 Look, I'm sorry about that. I'm Winston. This is Cece. 101 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:44,441 Name's Gil-- like the man's name, but for me. 102 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,052 Cornell. 103 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,533 Magna cum laude. 104 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:52,275 Two years of executive assistant experience. 105 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:55,757 Very nice. Is this 24-pound linen stock? 106 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,106 Uh, yeah, it is.Impressive. Ken, do me a favor. 107 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,456 Will you, uh, untie your tie? 108 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:03,286 Uh, I can't, actually. It's, um... it's a clip-on. 109 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,895 I know. 110 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,637 Thanks so much, son. See yourself out. 111 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:09,292 Next. 112 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,381 MAN: Hello, sir. 113 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:12,948 Hello. My name is Jeremy. 114 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:14,427 Thank you. 115 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,125 Let me give you a scenario. 116 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,908 We land the Bronco Blue Jeans account 117 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:20,737 and install Brett Favre as its face. 118 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:23,218 You receive a call from a nosy maître d'. 119 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,439 It appears that Brett has been spotted 120 00:04:25,481 --> 00:04:27,571 at the Ritz-Carlton eating a salad, 121 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,007 dressed in a tuxedo. 122 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:30,531 The paparazzi are on their way. 123 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,576 You rush in to alert me. You find me dead. 124 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,447 What do you do? 125 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,449 I find a honky-tonk bar near the Ritz Carlton. 126 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,363 I leave a pair of perfectly broken-in Bronco Blue Jeans 127 00:04:37,406 --> 00:04:39,670 in Mr. Favre's size, as well as a grass-stained T-shirt 128 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,192 on the floor of the bathroom. 129 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,543 I get on the phone, rent a tractor, drive it directly into 130 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:44,675 the swimming pool of the Ritz-Carlton. 131 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,242 When the staff is distracted, I physically subdue 132 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,244 Mr. Favre under the weight of my full body, 133 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,159 look him in the eyes and tell him to repeat after me: 134 00:04:51,202 --> 00:04:54,468 "I got drunk playing football and remember nothing since. 135 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,947 "I would never knowingly wear a tuxedo, drive a tractor 136 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:57,774 "into a swimming pool or eat a salad. 137 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,341 "And I would never knowingly 138 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,603 leave my Bronco Blue Jeans behind." 139 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:01,517 And the maître d'? 140 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,564 I rented the tractor in his name. 141 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:06,610 The next call he'll be making will be from the police station. 142 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:11,572 Welcome to Ass Strat. 143 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:14,356 Muffin? Muffin. They're homemade. 144 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,706 Blueberry. Look out, 145 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,141 principal's coming! [chuckles] 146 00:05:17,185 --> 00:05:18,492 Bah. Just kidding. Muffin? 147 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,711 Are you calling me Muffin or offering me one? 148 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,190 Either way, no. 149 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:25,281 Okay. Well, cool, cool, cool, cool. 150 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,369 I think Bayou Sue sent the letter... 151 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,850 Sorry, what did you say? 152 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:31,286 Sorry. Are we in trouble? 153 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,855 No, I just... Did you say Bayou Sue? 154 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:36,466 She's just a character in this book that we're obsessed with. 155 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:37,946 Yeah, Pepperwood Chronicles. Anyway, you probably 156 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:39,555 wouldn't know anything about it. 157 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,995 I put a couple copies in the library, and the librarian 158 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,605 didn't think it'd go anywhere. 159 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,608 [chuckles] I can't wait to rub it in Esther's smug face. 160 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,957 That's very flattering.Please come and talk to these girls. 161 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,959 They're obsessed with Pepperwood. 162 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:54,396 I don't have time for this. I'm only on page two. 163 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,617 And page one is just a dedication to Winston. 164 00:05:56,659 --> 00:05:58,619 Ugh. Come on. 165 00:05:58,661 --> 00:06:00,011 The kids used to love Vice Principal Jess, 166 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,404 and now they won't have anything to do with Principal Jess. 167 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:05,321 It's like I'm living in my own damn adorable shadow. 168 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,975 Please? You-you might get some ideas from your audience. 169 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,413 My audience is the men who built this great country. 170 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:11,632 Your students would never understand 171 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,461 that Pepperwood's just a New Orleans story 172 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:17,332 about a guy fighting with the alligator within. 173 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,639 Well, could you just do it for me? 174 00:06:19,682 --> 00:06:20,814 Yeah, I'll-- I mean, I'll do it for you, Jess, sure. 175 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,293 Well, then why didn't you-- 176 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,209 You know what, I'm happy with where we ended up, 177 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:26,386 but you took me on a real spin around the block there. 178 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,129 So, as you can see here, I treat Furguson right.Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:33,480 WINSTON: Okay? Organic kitty litter. 180 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,829 Mm-hmm.I got the miniature piano, 181 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:37,831 the tiny, tiny treadmill, 182 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,920 and right over here is where we do couples yoga. 183 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:41,704 [gags] 184 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:44,141 Fish nuggets? Oh, well, that would explain 185 00:06:44,185 --> 00:06:47,494 his recent oily eliminations, which I document on the cloud. 186 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:49,365 You track his poop? 187 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,672 What, you just weigh his hairballs and clock out? 188 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,456 I mean, I...Furguson is happy here, okay? 189 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,893 [voice breaks]: Around people that actually cherish him. 190 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,591 Don't you start, Cece.And who helped him become the cat that he is. 191 00:06:58,634 --> 00:07:00,810 Now ain't the time.I'm sorry, but it's true. 192 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,639 Now ain't the time.What's happening? 193 00:07:02,682 --> 00:07:03,858 CECE: I'm trying, okay? 194 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,338 I've just got to breathe for a second. 195 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:07,904 Let me explain something to you, okay? 196 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,254 Furguson is my cat. 197 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,908 I found him first. 198 00:07:10,951 --> 00:07:12,562 Well, you may have found Furguson, 199 00:07:12,605 --> 00:07:14,564 but Sweatshirt found me. 200 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,391 I see you want to play hardball here. How about this?Mm-hmm. 201 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,612 We settle things the way we do on the street. 202 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:19,612 Mm-hmm. 203 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,701 Catcall.What? 204 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,528 We let Furguson decide.Oh, yeah. 205 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:25,269 Fine. We'll leave the decision in his paws. 206 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:26,576 Which are now incredibly strong, 207 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,187 thanks to his new set of, uh, mini-dumbbells. 208 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,362 You're welcome. 209 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,711 [chuckling]Ooh, ooh! 210 00:07:31,754 --> 00:07:33,278 Okay, Pepper-heads! 211 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,367 Get ready for a memorable experience, 212 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,891 which I hope you will recount at your weddings, 213 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,283 which I will also be at, 214 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,502 brought to you by your favorite 215 00:07:39,545 --> 00:07:41,329 principal-slash-friend, Jessica Day. 216 00:07:41,372 --> 00:07:44,593 Please welcome your favorite author, Nick Miller! 217 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:45,769 [girls cheering] Yay! 218 00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:48,771 No, no, no. Stop it, stop it. 219 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,512 All right, let's get this over with. 220 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:51,600 Uh, let's talk about the book 221 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:53,081 you guys most certainly don't understand 222 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,386 because it wasn't written for you 223 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,692 or people your age. Go ahead. 224 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,215 The kissing.OMG, the romance. 225 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,694 The make out scene at the levee.Oh, the romance. 226 00:07:58,738 --> 00:08:02,786 Guys! Pepperwood'sabout way more than just a romance. 227 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:05,440 It's... it's, uh, it's about life, you know? 228 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,615 Race. 229 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,793 The sexualization of the American handgun. 230 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:11,533 [whispers]: Keep it clean.Okay. 231 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,927 It's a story about his ambiguous relationship 232 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,625 with... with justice. 233 00:08:15,668 --> 00:08:17,148 But the romance is amazing. 234 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,540 It made me realize 235 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:20,194 it doesn't matter if I'm straight or gay; 236 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:21,326 I'm just me. 237 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,545 You got that from my book? 238 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,809 That's-- yeah. That was positive. 239 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,595 Do you think that's because of the gay dog character? 240 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:29,725 Yeah. 241 00:08:29,769 --> 00:08:31,685 What I really respect about that is 242 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,817 it's never mentioned that he's a gay dog. 243 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:36,254 But you got that from the writing. 244 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,691 And that's pretty dope. 245 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,822 You write female desire so well. 246 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:42,259 Thank you.That's okay to say, right? 247 00:08:42,303 --> 00:08:43,826 Yah, Ramona. 248 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,046 I'm-I'm just like you. 249 00:08:45,088 --> 00:08:46,613 I'm your princi-pal. I'm your friend. 250 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,658 I like to just throw on my rollerblades, 251 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,399 and just go out there and think. 252 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,573 NICK: Can I ask you guys 253 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,663 about the scene in the fish morgue? 254 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:55,621 Oh, my God, that was my favorite chapter.Mine, too. 255 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:57,580 I read it, like, five times.Yeah, same! 256 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,928 [mouthing] 257 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,931 What? I stayed up all night. It was such a good chapter. 258 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,716 Thank you. 259 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,847 Oh, yeah. You're welcome. Why'd you whisper it? 260 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,634 Jeremy, I'm just gonna go grab a coffee, and then I will... 261 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,025 Dark roast, soy creamer, 160 degrees. 262 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,419 How was your lunch, sir?Disappointing. 263 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:13,726 Why don't you eat the homemade bucatini I brought for myself? 264 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:17,730 Well, thank you, Jeremy. 265 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,690 Um, you know, I'm not getting 266 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,866 e-mails on my...[phone beeps] 267 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,652 I just got an e-mail on my phone. 268 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:26,826 It's from you. 269 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,613 "Subject: Your e-mail is now working." All right. 270 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,701 Well, Jeremy, I'm just gonna go enjoy this bucatini 271 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:35,269 and, uh, organize the Peterson account. 272 00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:38,316 I did it already. You did? 273 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,710 Okay. I guess I'll just... 274 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,581 Enjoy your lunch. 275 00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:46,280 Yeah. 276 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,684 So you're saying that Lady Diamante doesn't realize 277 00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:00,774 that it's Pepperwood's underwear for years later, 278 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,863 like, 20 years later? 279 00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:05,429 Maybe she never realizes. 280 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,909 Yes. That's what I was gonna say, too. 281 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:07,780 We-- You and me, we're right here. 282 00:10:07,823 --> 00:10:08,782 All right. 283 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:09,826 [school bell rings] 284 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,871 Wow. This is incredible. 285 00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,221 I mean, so many great ideas here. 286 00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:15,918 It feels like maybe The Pepperwood Chronicles 287 00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,442 could be, like, a whole series. 288 00:10:17,485 --> 00:10:19,923 Well, I mean, it's called The Pepperwood Chronicles, 289 00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:22,708 so I assumed there'd be more than one. 290 00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:24,448 Yeah, well, I can't thank you guys enough. 291 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,885 All right, I'll see you at home. 292 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:27,888 Home? You guys live together? 293 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,716 Yeah, we're roommates. 294 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,760 Yeah. This job doesn't pay very much, 295 00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:33,283 but it's very rewarding to hang out 296 00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:34,937 with cool people like you guys. 297 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:36,374 You guys are actually, like, friends? 298 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,679 You ready to get your mind really blown off? 299 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,725 We used to date. 300 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,682 [girls exclaiming]Oh, yeah. 301 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,946 Like, a whole thing. Oh, yeah, we were in love.Oh, my God. 302 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:43,947 Everything, yeah. For a while. [chuckles] 303 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,514 All right, I'll see you at home. 304 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,820 Yeah, it was crazy. See you, guys. 305 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,952 Wow. You went from kind of "meh" to sort of cool 306 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:51,955 to totally the coolest ever. 307 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,522 I don't want to freak you out, 308 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,393 but that really means a lot to me. 309 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,917 All right, let's get to class. 310 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,091 Let's get a picture with PJ. 311 00:10:58,134 --> 00:10:59,832 Uh, what? PJ? 312 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:00,833 [camera clicks] 313 00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,662 Yeah, Principal Jess. 314 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,839 Much as I'd love 315 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:06,970 to foster your creativity, 316 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,841 I think maybe Principal Jess or Principal Day... 317 00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:10,495 Let's not even go to class. 318 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:12,802 [laughter] 319 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,934 Let's go to the drama room and dress up like old men. 320 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:15,936 PJ don't care. 321 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,154 Oh, PJ do care. PJ do care. 322 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,721 I mean, your principal does care. 323 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:21,636 How about we write a report on Pepperwood? 324 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,725 You're hilarious. 325 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:25,596 Yeah. You know I'm serious about the report. 326 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,990 Don't walk away from me. 327 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,557 Okay. Well, walk away. Just turn to the left. 328 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,732 Point me out to your friends. Laugh a, laugh a little bit. 329 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,995 Okay. Yeah. Keep going. 330 00:11:32,038 --> 00:11:33,388 All right, I've totally lost control. 331 00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,740 Ugh! Damn it! 332 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,830 Nick, I have to get to school! 333 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,004 I know. So do I. 334 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,179 I can't wait to pitch those girls 335 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,008 my Pepperwoodprequel. 336 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,966 It opens with a very graphic description of his birth. 337 00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:49,143 It's like a dark Look Who's Talking. 338 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,318 No, no, no, no, Nick. You're not coming back to school with me. 339 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:53,015 You made me look way too cool. 340 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,408 The girls told the whole school. 341 00:11:54,451 --> 00:11:55,975 I've lost all my authority. 342 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,239 [lively music playing, kids whooping] 343 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,154 This is my office. 344 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:02,982 I got invited to that, too. 345 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:05,375 The girls asked me to deejay at their dance party. 346 00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:07,160 They call me DJ PJ. 347 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,639 They love you. Isn't that what you wanted? 348 00:12:08,683 --> 00:12:10,206 Ah, it's a tricky balance. 349 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,253 I don't want to be the heavy, but I need them to listen. 350 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,863 Those girls have such good ideas. 351 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,168 I've got to put the genie back in the bottle. 352 00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,692 [phone vibrates]Ugh! See, this is what I mean. 353 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,389 They added me to a text chain about who has 354 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,174 the cutest butt in school.And? 355 00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:22,697 It's Nurse Mike.Interesting. 356 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,004 You know what? If it's always gonna be empty, 357 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,788 let's just fill it with goldfish. 358 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:28,051 So dramatic. 359 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,009 [phone chimes] 360 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,756 Jeremy texted me and he left an ice coffee in the fridge. 361 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,846 It's like this guy's in my mind. 362 00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:44,284 It's also like he's in our kitchen when we're sleeping. 363 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:47,854 [clicking tongue] 364 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:53,860 Can I come help you pack? 365 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,861 Jeremy's done everything around here. 366 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:58,254 Actually, I'm not packing, I'm just, uh, 367 00:12:58,298 --> 00:12:59,952 hanging out with Winston. 368 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,259 I'm so bored, Cece, please. I'm desperate. 369 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:03,826 Are you guys having one of those mess-downs? 370 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,044 I could come be part of that. 371 00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:07,264 Sir, I believe the correct term is "mess-around." 372 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,308 Okay. Jeremy, enough. 373 00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:10,092 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 374 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,528 That'll be all. Thank you. 375 00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:13,096 Thank you, thank you. 376 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:15,054 [sighs] 377 00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:16,186 JEREMY: Did you say something? 378 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,621 Jer-Jeremy! 379 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,841 Enough! Dear Lord. 380 00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,888 You know, I wanted an assistant that was gonna anticipate 381 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,715 my every need so I wouldn't have to yell, 382 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,500 but now I'm yelling, because I have an assistant 383 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,937 that's anticipating my every need, and I can't breathe! 384 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:31,071 Work isn't everything, man. 385 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:34,073 Just... go meet yourself a girl. 386 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:36,423 Or a, or a man. I don't know what you're into. 387 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:37,860 You're very hard to read sexually. 388 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,340 But please, Jeremy. That'll be all. 389 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,341 Thank you. 390 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,472 Sorry, sir. 391 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,996 WINSTON and CECE: Furguson. 392 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:44,998 Hey, boy. 393 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,913 Sweatshirt. Sweatshirt. Whee!Furgie. 394 00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:49,263 Ah, there we go.There we go. Hey, yeah. 395 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,221 Hey, remember all of the good times we had? 396 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,135 So may good times. Huh? 397 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:55,051 WINSTON: What about one of those times we wore the same shirt? 398 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,443 CECE: Custom shirts. 399 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,359 [laughs] Dad of the year. 400 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,317 Dad of the year.GIL: Come on, Sweatshirt. 401 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,493 Hey, what about the time that we geeked out on mayonnaise? 402 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,452 Or how 'bout when we drove to the airport and kissed, 403 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,455 watching the planes take off. Remember that?You did what? 404 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,110 She's moving. She's moving closer.No, no, no. If you're moving, 405 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,371 then we get to come closer, too.Yeah. We're coming closer, too. 406 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,113 Sweatshirt... 407 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:13,895 Hey, boy. 408 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,375 Furguson.[sniffing] 409 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:16,899 What?I don't know. 410 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,552 Someone has crab in their pocket. 411 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,510 Oh, my God, that's insane.Yeah, time-out. 412 00:14:20,554 --> 00:14:21,294 [sniffing continues]That's totally crazy. 413 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,384 Excuse... Okay... 414 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,777 Okay, just... [gasps] 415 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,562 Cheater! Oh. 416 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:31,913 Okay, well, that is from a salad I had earlier, 417 00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:34,917 and it must've just fallen into my pocket. 418 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,528 Cece. 419 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,529 I can't believe you did this. 420 00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:42,924 It's just... 421 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,840 [sighs] Okay. 422 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,148 This is gonna be our last mess-around before I leave, 423 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,628 and I just don't want Furguson to leave you, too. 424 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,326 Just because you stop living together 425 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,938 doesn't mean you stop caring about somebody. 426 00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,201 Because caring-- 427 00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:01,203 that is the real mess-around. 428 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:01,988 Come on. 429 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,553 [crying softly] 430 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,775 Winnie. Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie!Hmm? 431 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:09,081 [gasping]Oh, my God. 432 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,169 [gasps] 433 00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:10,996 WINSTON: He chose. 434 00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,562 Ha! Yeah. 435 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,652 Ha-ha-ha, you see? Ha-oh! 436 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,610 The crab claw didn't matter.Mm-mm. 437 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:17,873 WINSTON: Furgie chose. 438 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,179 Outta sight! [laughs] 439 00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,616 Come here, my man. Ah! [laughing] 440 00:15:22,659 --> 00:15:24,357 Aw. 441 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,664 Well, I suppose what's done is done. 442 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,623 He's all yours. 443 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,407 Good-bye, Sweat... 444 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,538 [sighs] 445 00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:32,932 Good-bye, Furguson. 446 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,719 [chuckles softly] 447 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,988 Do you guys think it's cool or weird if, 448 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,250 uh, Pepperwood has a peg leg? Where we at on that? 449 00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:49,687 I'm afraid it might make him too vulnerable. 450 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,471 I just don't see it that way. I think it makes-- 451 00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:54,213 All right. No peg leg, I guess. 452 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:55,258 Excuse me! There's an assembl... 453 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:59,261 Nick, what the hell is going on here? 454 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,437 Oh, PJ in the house! 455 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,788 My office. Now.Oh, PJ's gonna bust somebody. 456 00:16:04,832 --> 00:16:06,139 You're the most in trouble. 457 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,443 But they started it! 458 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,099 I didn't even do any... Gah! 459 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,018 You had an unsupervised meeting with the students. 460 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,368 You're wearing home slippers on school grounds.[scoffs] Home slippers. 461 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,197 You parked in Janitor Margie's parking spot. 462 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,460 And, by the way, she pissed. 463 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,028 And she ain't small.It's a dirt patch. 464 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,856 And you ladies, you skipped an assembly for Pepperwood! 465 00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:30,076 What's the big deal, PJ? 466 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,990 Yeah, you're kind of being a bitch. 467 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,605 This is unacceptable. 468 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,259 I don't want to be your enemy, 469 00:16:40,302 --> 00:16:42,392 but I also don't need to be your friend. 470 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,871 So you guys don't get to write 471 00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,874 to your international pen pals for a month. 472 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,615 You've all lost your community garden privileges. 473 00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:51,966 Two weeks' suspension from the freestyle poetry slam. 474 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,317 And I'm calling all of your parents. 475 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,711 Spread the word! Principal Day is done messing around. 476 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,191 Now get out. 477 00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:03,979 [phone beeps] 478 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,851 Oh, my God, they work fast. 479 00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,330 When did they even take this picture? 480 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,071 Well, apart from the devil horns, 481 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:11,900 it's a pretty good picture of you, Jess. 482 00:17:12,943 --> 00:17:14,771 That's true. 483 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,773 I'm sorry that I yelled at you. 484 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:21,213 The truth is is you are exactly who I was when I was your age. 485 00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:25,131 I was hungry. I was putting in 22 hours a day. 486 00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:27,785 Once worked four days straight without water. 487 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:28,960 Wow. 488 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:31,484 And I just wish that somebody had taken me aside 489 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,575 and told me that there was another way. 490 00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,968 Would you have listened? 491 00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:38,273 [sighs] 492 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,276 Probably not.Then I won't either. 493 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,757 In fact, you're not even talking to Jeremy right now. 494 00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,150 Okay, well, then who am I talking to? 495 00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,977 The younger you, telling you to take advantage 496 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,761 of your new super cool assistant 497 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,502 so you can get to the next floor 498 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,114 and the next floor and the next floor and the next floor 499 00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:54,898 and the next floor and now we're on top!And now we're on top! 500 00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,770 I'm liking this side of you, Jeremy. 501 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,990 Yeah, let's stay hungry. I'm gonna go in there, 502 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,470 I'm gonna work on the McCormick presentation. 503 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,819 Now I actually am hungry. Let's order some food. 504 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,909 Already done, sir. 505 00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:06,301 Arigato. 506 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,217 [speaking Japanese] 507 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,611 Take it down a notch. Yeah. 508 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,136 If you're here to complain about your punishment, 509 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,226 save your breath. My decision's final. 510 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:19,271 Actually, we were just wondering if we could sit down 511 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,403 with you for a second. 512 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,970 Sure. 513 00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:25,016 We're sorry about being so disrespectful, Principal Day. 514 00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:27,061 Well, I appreciate that. 515 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,847 If anyone wants a muffin, I... 516 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,286 I have an extra one. 517 00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:35,243 GERTIE: Here. 518 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,854 We got you a gift card to a coffee shop. 519 00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,987 It's really close to your route to school. 520 00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:41,250 Well, that's not necessary. Th-Thank you. That's... 521 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,425 RAMONA: We know you have a lot of roommates, 522 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,429 and some of them are brilliant authors working from home, 523 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:48,431 creating great chronicles. 524 00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,606 But they can make their own coffee. 525 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,653 Well, that feels... oddly on the nose. 526 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,394 We have the upmost respect for you. 527 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,223 Sorry, did you just say... 528 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,182 "upmost"? 529 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:04,317 Oh, that is good.JESS: Nick! 530 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,450 I can't condone you making contact with my students. 531 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,670 What?That said... 532 00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:11,627 thanks for putting them up to it. 533 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,326 Jess, I don't know what you're talking about. 534 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:14,892 "Upmost"? 535 00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:17,067 There's only one person I know that says "upmost." 536 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,068 It's "utmost." 537 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,201 "Utmost"?"Utmost." 538 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,334 [chuckles] Agree to disagree. 539 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:22,464 But the good news is 540 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:25,772 my writer's block is gone, and that is thanks to you. 541 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,776 You always come through for me, Jess, to the upmost. 542 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,256 I assure you, it's "utmost." 543 00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:32,474 What's an "ut"?Come on, you're a writer. 544 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,520 It's "up." Up to the most. 545 00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:37,000 Not ut to the most. 546 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,351 I assure you. 547 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,221 Okay, sweetie.You didn't come in here and say, 548 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,484 "Thanks for putting them utto it." 549 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:44,313 I would've laughed you out of here. 550 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,402 What is an "ut"?! 551 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:47,882 WINSTON: Furguson is miserable. 552 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:50,231 JESS: So you're saying that this is 553 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,278 a different emotion than we've seen for the past three years? 554 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,151 A father knows. He misses Gil. 555 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,458 It'd be wrong for me to take away a piece of his heart. 556 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,460 I mean, I already took away his testicles. 557 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:01,374 Anyway, 558 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,940 [sighs] let me just... 559 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,770 Proud of you. 560 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,513 [sighs] 561 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:14,169 You won't need the key I gave you. 562 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,345 And the door always gonna be open. 563 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,536 You're not gonna, like, leave the door open always, right? 564 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:36,799 He'll be back. 565 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,280 What the hell? 566 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,413 Jeremy. 567 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:42,893 Oh, my God, he came back. Come on. 568 00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:44,547 What the hell is this man doing in our house? 569 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,721 Let me introduce myself. My name is Jeremy. 570 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:46,983 I'm the executive assistant 571 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,203 to your husband and my boss, Mr. Schmidt. 572 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,291 Oh, are you the one who called 573 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,511 and asked me about my blood type?He's very thorough. 574 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,339 Actually, he's going to need everyone's blood type. 575 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,079 You're not getting my blood.That's super weird. 576 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,167 Yeah. Oh, hell no. 577 00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,952 I do have individual coffee orders. 578 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,215 You can tell which one's which based off the caricatures 579 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,348 I drew on the cups.That's you. 580 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,526 This is shockingly accurate. And you've never met us. 581 00:21:06,568 --> 00:21:08,483 Nailed it.I mean, how did you do that? 582 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,007 Very creepy.That's pretty good. 583 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:11,487 [chuckles] 584 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,532 CECE: Is he ever gonna leave? SCHMIDT: I don't think so.