1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,702 CECE: Valentine's Day! 2 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,073 SCHMIDT: Woo-hoo! Yeah! 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,240 Oh! Oh! 4 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,575 * Down, down, do your dance * Go left. 5 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,042 * Do your dance * 6 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,510 * We got a brand-new dance * 7 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,413 * Down, down, do your dance... * 8 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,082 (Nick whistling) 9 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,417 Oh, hey, what you doing? We wasn't doing nothing! Hey! Oh! 10 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:17,984 I love the "Cupid Shuffle." Why'd you stop? 11 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,519 'Cause, uh... This particular day... 12 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,689 Yeah, it's, like, romantic in nature. 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:25,593 Ugh, that stupid "sad single girl on Valentine's Day" cliché? 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,760 Do better. 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,361 I have a great day planned. 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,696 I'm finally gonna use 17 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,533 the celebrity chef dinner that I won at the auction. 18 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,203 And before that, I'm gonna clean out my purse. 19 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,604 Dinner by yourself and cleaning out your purse? 20 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:38,506 Does that sound sad? 21 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,707 Mm-hmm. Yes. 22 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,509 Oh, kiss it. It's gonna be great. 23 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,176 Hey, is there anything in there from Reagan? 24 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,845 She's in Minnesota, and we're exchanging gifts. 25 00:00:45,878 --> 00:00:47,881 Gonna do the old stand-by, like when we were dating? 26 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:51,219 A nudie card with a $20 stapled to it? 27 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,621 I did so good. 28 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:57,057 No, no, no, I'm-I'm putting a real effort this year. 29 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,359 I feel five feet tall. 30 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,460 You're more than five feet right now. 31 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:01,962 I feel smaller because I'm humbled. 32 00:01:01,994 --> 00:01:04,298 I'm humbled by my actions of tenderness. 33 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:07,600 Well, the only Valentine in this pile is for yours truly. 34 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,239 Someone very crafty made it. 35 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,906 She sent a Valentine's to herself. 36 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:15,308 Now, you understand this is sad, this is really sad. 37 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,043 Guys, would a sad person do this? 38 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:20,079 * Down, down, do your dance, do your dance, do your dance * 39 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,216 * Down, down, do your dance * 40 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,584 * Do your dance, do your dance * 41 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,418 * Down, down, do your dance... * 42 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:29,055 Whew! Say what you want, that woman can shuffle. Mm! 43 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,359 * 44 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:34,162 Can't believe that we're not 45 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,929 spending Valentine's Day together. 46 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,397 I know. It sucks. The first year 47 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,765 that I haven't planned our bone-iversary. 48 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:39,932 I think I'd prefer to call it 49 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,668 the anniversary of the first night we made love. 50 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,736 Either way, it's our first one as a married couple. 51 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,573 You know, we miss this, the next thing you know, 52 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:46,807 we're making love once a year 53 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,075 next to a Thomas Kinkade painting after a hot dog dinner. 54 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,578 It's not your fault, all right? 55 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,079 You've just been working so hard. 56 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,783 I've been killing myself trying to impress Kim. 57 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,085 Call the tween footwear people. Here's their number. 58 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:00,221 Don't trouble yourself. I've got it memorized. 59 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,295 You just dialed 60 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,296 17 numbers. 61 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,497 Loretta, I need you! 62 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,564 Freakin' Loretta! 63 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,534 Kim will take you seriously 64 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,137 when she sees you in that fine-ass suit. 65 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,771 Ah, thank you. (chuckles) 66 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,807 How long have we been waiting for this elevator? 67 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,810 What, are we in the lobby of Sterling Cooper? 68 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,145 Hey, hey. What you doing? 69 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,046 Cleaning out your purse? Fun. 70 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:28,649 Mind if I watch? 71 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,151 Knock yourself out. 72 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,151 (chuckles) Whoo! 73 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,721 What you got there? 74 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,122 That a nail clipper? 75 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,191 What you gonna do with that? 76 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:39,293 Keep, throw away. Keep, throw away. 77 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,561 (mumbling) 78 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:42,229 I'm going with keep, I'm going... 79 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,563 Oh! She's keeping it! 80 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,233 Oh, I get it-- you think I'm sad. 81 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,335 Aren't you supposed to be with your girlfriend right now? 82 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,569 Aly's not big on V-Day. 83 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,969 What? Yeah. 84 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,372 She says it makes her want to eat 85 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,206 and successfully pass a nail. 86 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,141 Yeah. I love her so much. 87 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,343 And aren't you gonna propose to her? 88 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,412 Yeah, I am, in due time. But right now, 89 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:01,348 I'm only on phase six of my 21-step proposal plan. 90 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,349 I'm months away. 91 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,516 And in case you were wondering 92 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,385 if I'm under budget, I am not. 93 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,254 By thousands of dollars. 94 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,688 Winston, no matter what Aly says, 95 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,657 all girls love Valentine's Day. 96 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,427 Get your cupcake ass out of here and go make her feel special. 97 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,695 I can't miss this. 98 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,330 Leave me to my froyo cards. 99 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,000 God, I got to start going to the same place, you know. 100 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,868 Or else I'll never get a free one. 101 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,937 (door opens, closes) 102 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,204 Oh. 103 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,740 I'm alone. 104 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,276 I can't even imagine 105 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,044 what Reagan got me. 106 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,514 'Cause I know she went, you know, at least as hard 107 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,783 as I went, and I got to say, I went hard. 108 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,784 At 11:00, an 11-ounce steak 109 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,687 will be sent to her room. That's large. 110 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,954 At 12:00, a single rose will arrive. 111 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,292 At 1:00, the hotel manager is gonna come, 112 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,394 he's gonna tell her there's a problem with her room, 113 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,061 he's gonna take her to another room. 114 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,897 When she walks in that room, boom, it's filled with roses. 115 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,066 Damn, son. It's a slightly worse room, 116 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,701 but it's right near an ice machine. 117 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,037 I am proud of you. You're a real Big Boy Cupid. 118 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:58,706 Big Boy Cupid-- I like that. 119 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,640 Say it again. Big Boy Cupid! 120 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,075 I didn't like it that much that time. 121 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,378 Well, I'm very happy for you on your Valentine's Day. 122 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,414 Doesn't really feel like Valentine's Day to me. 123 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:10,751 Schmidt didn't get to plan our bone-iversary this year. 124 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,485 If he is too busy to plan the bone-iversary, 125 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,920 then you've got to do it. 126 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,423 Okay. Sure, I guess I could step up my game. 127 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,091 Right? Good. Right, yeah. 128 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,593 Okay, I'll try it, I'll do it. 129 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,994 That is some good advice. 130 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,329 Now my final bit of advice, 131 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,230 and don't get sensitive on this, 132 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,334 but you got to change that top-- it's terrible. 133 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,000 And you got to throw sparkles on. 134 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,769 I think... Sparkles are in. 135 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:30,771 I think my top is fine. 136 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,340 Sparkles are in! There's a line. 137 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:35,908 You giving me fashion advice is the line. Sparkles are in! 138 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,845 (laughs) Look, I know it's not much, 139 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:38,978 but, um, you know, 140 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,113 I just thought it would be nice to spend some... 141 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,283 koala-ty time together. 142 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,951 Ew. (Australian accent): G'Day, mate. 143 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,653 Oh, no. What's a fit Sheila like you 144 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,288 doing with this sticky joey? 145 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:49,856 You were right. I said I didn't want 146 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,759 to do anything today, but this is pretty fun. 147 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,827 (British accent): Even though you forgot the Parmesan cheese. 148 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,196 Well, that's not what he would sound like. 149 00:04:56,228 --> 00:04:58,130 I mean, if you're gonna say it, you might as well 150 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,165 say it the way he would... 151 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,033 (both laugh) 152 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,637 I can't even joke be mad at you, because you're so perfect. 153 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,206 Well, you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. 154 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,809 (laughs) But, you know, 155 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,144 I honestly never get tired of you. 156 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,211 (chuckles) 157 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,113 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, 158 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:15,716 but I don't even care, I'm just gonna say it. 159 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,384 Why don't we get married? 160 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,418 (laughs) 161 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,228 Nah... 162 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,797 (grunts) You said no? 163 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,798 I have a proposal plan, okay? 164 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,567 A plan. You know what, and I would not be 165 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,668 in this mess if it wasn't for you convincing me 166 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,404 to do Valentine's Day in the first place! 167 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,338 I'm sorry, I'm just-- 168 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,375 You know what, I'll just find her at work, okay? 169 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,810 And I'll-I'll tell her yes then. 170 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,310 I'm used to compromising my dreams. 171 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,146 No, Winston, you deserve an amazing engagement. 172 00:05:46,178 --> 00:05:48,014 You're America's sweetheart, 173 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,483 and you have to give Aly the proposal she deserves. 174 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,884 And you have to do it today, 175 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,319 'cause she's probably freaking out right now. 176 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,922 It's a 21-step plan. 177 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,689 I can't do it in one night. 178 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,192 You can't, but we can. 179 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,427 Jess, I can't make you do that. 180 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,062 I mean, you had a whole day planned. 181 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,363 I mean, it's a day I maintain was rooted in sadness. 182 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,600 You say I'm sad one more time, and I'm gonna take you 183 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,935 to San Francisco, and we're gonna eat a little sourdough, 184 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,170 maybe a little crab, and then I'm gonna throw you 185 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,540 off the Golden Gate Bridge! 186 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,274 Do you understand? Yes, ma'am. 187 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,209 Now, you go tell that son of a bitch cat of yours 188 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,511 that he's gonna get a new mommy, 189 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,879 'cause we're gonna propose tonight! Okay. 190 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,252 Okay, let's cut this 21-stage plan 191 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,353 down to the essentials. Okay. 192 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,122 Great binder, by the way. You get it at Captain Work? 193 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,457 You know it. Downtown or Third Street? 194 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,625 Downtown. Good. Third Street's for idiots. 195 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:33,927 I'm really loving your vibe right now. 196 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,127 You're really taking control. 197 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,898 Yeah. Uh, okay, Malibu cactus picnic. Did that. 198 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,466 Erotic skywriting. That's a cut. 199 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,134 Mm. See, I'm not sure if you understood... 200 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,569 I know what erotic skywriting is. 201 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,870 It's in the sky. 202 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,639 Special performance by the L.A. Children's Choir? 203 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:48,576 They're gonna come out all cute and small, singing "Alison." 204 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:49,643 We're cutting. Huh? 205 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,545 Okay, we can't get your ring in Atlanta. 206 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,814 It's the most affordable big city in America, so... 207 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,216 Well, I have a local ring guy, so it's Cut-lanta. 208 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,750 (sighs) Operation Bobcat? 209 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,153 Let's call that "Operation Cut Cat." No, no, no, no. 210 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,055 Oh, I should have said "Bob Cut." 211 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,290 Next time. 212 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,559 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Move your hand. 213 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,394 Don't rip that. When Aly and I were first partners, we got 214 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:12,331 called to break up a drug deal in a bus station bathroom. 215 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,401 When we got there, wasn't nobody in there. 216 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,435 Just a bobcat. 217 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,771 Like, a bobcat running around. 218 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,341 I shrieked. Of course, I was afraid for my life. 219 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,512 But Aly-- she, she just laughed. (chuckles) 220 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,413 Laughed and laughed and laughed. 221 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,949 And, you know, it was that moment that made me realize 222 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,620 I wanted to make her laugh for the rest of her life. 223 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,355 And so, the plan 224 00:07:35,387 --> 00:07:38,290 was to recreate that moment. 225 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,459 So... 226 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,134 You already have a bobcat costume, don't you? 227 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,636 I'm an oddball romantic. 228 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,071 You bought a bobcat costume before you got a ring? 229 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,774 You really toe the line between sweetness and insanity. 230 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,276 That's the whole thing. 231 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:57,610 SCHMIDT: I already e-mailed you the reports, 232 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,846 but I know you love hard copies, 233 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,548 and I love that about you. 234 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,548 Why? 235 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,651 Why? 236 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,951 All right. 237 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,519 Happy bone-iver... 238 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,456 So, actually, I'm going to, uh, double-check those hard copies, 239 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,826 and I'm gonna bring them to you, 'cause I want to make sure 240 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,394 that they're ready for your brilliant eyes. 241 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,569 Cece, what the hell are you doing in here? 242 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,637 Surprise! (pictures clattering) 243 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,173 Cece, I love where your head's at. 244 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,341 Mm-hmm. 245 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,343 And I love where your body is at even more, 246 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,644 but I-I can't. 247 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,313 What if I told you that I have the Star of David 248 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:37,216 hidden somewhere on my body, 249 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,219 and you have to find it? Okay. Okay. 250 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,888 All right, let's do it. 251 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,088 But we got to do it really quick. 252 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,355 I'm gonna stay dressed and just 253 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,557 poke out like a cuckoo clock. 254 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,359 Not here. 255 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,028 I got a whole thing planned. 256 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,863 (chuckles) 257 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,063 Happy bone-iversary. 258 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,099 (chuckles) 259 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,533 Who would have thought the first moment 260 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,369 that we ever were intimate with each other, you know? 261 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,838 Honey, we're on the clock here, and it's getting very cold, 262 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,707 so why don't we get this car started. 263 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,075 (wind whistling) 264 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,976 (chuckles) 265 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,346 Oh! No, no, no! 266 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,880 Oh! What?! My executive ensemble! 267 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:08,782 BOTH: No, no, no! 268 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,683 (grunts) 269 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,885 Thank you for coming, Trevlo. 270 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,453 Hey, got to sell these rings. 271 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:17,224 Driving towards success. We blessed. 272 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,125 You're always so positive, Trevlo. 273 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,695 Got to stay positive. Stay blessed. 274 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,296 Stay blessed. Yeah, blessings. 275 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,197 (whispers): Blessings raining down on you. 276 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,400 Oh. I think, we got one, Trevlo! 277 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,738 $12,000? 278 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,039 You out of your damn mind, man? No, no, no. 279 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,908 You got to work with me, Trevlo. Can't do it, baby. 280 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,143 Come on, Jess, you told me this dude was your friend. 281 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,543 Friend is a stretch. I rear-ended him 282 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,278 in a drive-thru, and he gave me his card. 283 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,413 Blessings. 284 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,881 What?! What?! 285 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,250 What the hell you do to my fade, Jess?! 286 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,751 I said a soft blend! Soft! 287 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,986 I think it looks great, baby. It's all your perception. 288 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,088 I look like if LeBron James turned around. Calm down. 289 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,758 Look, I'm trying to stay calm, Jess, 290 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,293 but I'm trying to fit a 21-step plan into three hours. 291 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,763 Stay blessed. I swear I'm gonna shove one of those blessings right up... 292 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,898 Trevlo! I thought that was you! 293 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,599 Wow, look at you. Looking trim. 294 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,433 Been counting my steps, baby. 295 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,570 You know Trevlo, too? Yeah, I was in the car when Jess hit him. 296 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,004 Stay blessed. Stay blessed. 297 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,438 Stay blessed. Everybody stay blessed. 298 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,575 Stay blessed. Anyway, Schmidt's having 299 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,243 a Valentine's Day emergency, 300 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,245 and he called on Big Boy Cupid for help. 301 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,914 Cece's been calling me Big Boy Cupid 302 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,283 because I'm super romantic now. 303 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,051 What can I say? I'm in love. 304 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,788 TREVLO: Nick, you in love? Tell me about her. 305 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,590 Is she positive? 306 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,491 She is not positive, but I can't wait to see 307 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:26,960 what she got me for Valentine's Day. 308 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,662 You know what? 309 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,764 Can't do it. The proposal is off. 310 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,532 What?! I feel like I'm being a bad friend 311 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,167 by putting you in this spot. What spot? 312 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,635 Jess, I saw your face when Nick said he was in love. 313 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,638 Didn't have a face. Yeah, you're sad. 314 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,774 I'm not sad. Please, everyone, stop telling me I'm sad! 315 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,176 A proposal is the last thing that you should be doing. 316 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,878 I'm calling it. Come on! 317 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,147 We don't have a ring, we're rushing through all the steps. 318 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,148 It's better this way. 319 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,649 I'll come up with a plan B, 320 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,551 I'll make it up to her for Valentine's Day. 321 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,820 You got to take care of yourself. 322 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,020 I feel very, very happy. 323 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,621 Stay home, relax. 324 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,825 Have your meal with your private chef, 325 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,027 and more than anything... 326 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,160 stay blessed. 327 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,562 Don't tell me to stay blessed. 328 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,964 You stay blessed! 329 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,664 * Stay blessed! * 330 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,072 You know, it's still our bone-iversary. I'm too stressed. 331 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,539 Sex right now would be like 332 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,575 picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry. 333 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:17,644 Nick. Nick! What? 334 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,511 (whistles, caws) 335 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,081 Nick! Finally. Nick! 336 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,349 I couldn't see you. This thing was blocking me. 337 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,884 Loretta's probably running the company by now. 338 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,251 Get over here! Sorry I'm late. 339 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,919 There was a TV crew by the Staples Center, so I had to 340 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,554 jump around behind the guy to get on TV, but the good news, 341 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,222 I got on TV, so I think I'm gonna be on the news. 342 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,759 Great. What do you got? 343 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,525 Here, I got this for you, man. You got some pants. 344 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,196 Got a suit jacket. You brought that suit?! 345 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,365 It's a 62 short. I wore that to college graduation. 346 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,366 It was in your closet! 347 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,701 As motivation! 348 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,538 Here you go, Cece. It's a beautiful dress. My wedding dress?! 349 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,506 Ah, it's your wedding dress? I knew it looked familiar. 350 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:49,442 'Cause you were at the wedding! You're a buffoon idiot. 351 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,543 Oh, my God, it's Kim. It's Kim. It's Kim. Shh. 352 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,644 Shh, shh. 353 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,216 (crying) 354 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,120 This is the start of a very long cry. 355 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,956 As a bartender, you really get to know the human cry. 356 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,057 (continues crying) 357 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,096 (sighs) So what else is going on with you guys? 358 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,966 (food sizzling) 359 00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:26,113 So is it just you? 360 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,081 Yup. 361 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,616 You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else 362 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,585 to experience my food? No. 363 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,486 Just me. Just my day. 364 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,289 Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night? 365 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,759 Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! 366 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,761 I'm having just a great time. 367 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,063 Liar! 368 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,231 Sorry. 369 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,765 Bad habit. 370 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,000 Just bring me the scallops, please. 371 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,302 Impatient. 372 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,772 Mmm. Delicious. 373 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,977 Scallops. 374 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,145 Aren't... 375 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,779 (dish shatters) ...for liars. 376 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,615 Why are you sad? I'm not sad. 377 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,750 Then what are you? 378 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:05,918 I'm mad! 379 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287 There it is. 380 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,523 I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. 381 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,259 Where does all this effort come from? 382 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,595 Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card. 383 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,365 This bread is incredible. You taste the crust? 384 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,533 It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? 385 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,269 The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. 386 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,871 I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it. 387 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,572 Then bloody do something about it! 388 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,777 Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up. 389 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,711 Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me! 390 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,647 Then don't let him. 391 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,884 Hey, Jess, what's up? 392 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,350 Winston, I'm not sad. I'm mad! 393 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,485 Bloody brilliant. 394 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,888 Okay. Cool. 395 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,389 Thanks for the call. 396 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,490 I'm not letting you throw away your dreams, okay? 397 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,293 You're proposing in that bus station bathroom, 398 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,061 and I am going to help you. 399 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,495 I'll meet you there in one hour, 400 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,331 and I'm bringing the bobcat suit. 401 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,000 Bobcat suit? 402 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,503 Thank God, because my plan B was weak! 403 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,669 (grunts) 404 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,177 (sighs) 405 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,879 (grunts) 406 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,347 (whoops) 407 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,484 (chuckles) I'm the man. 408 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,086 CECE: Okay, she's not looking. Come on, let's go. 409 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,354 We can go now, we can go. No, don't move. 410 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,989 If we move, we-- I'm-I'm fired. 411 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,256 NICK: She's not gonna get off this roof. 412 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,758 I know how to handle this. Are you out of your mind? 413 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,860 You're just gonna materialize out of thin air on a rooftop? 414 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,261 Easy. I work here. I'm a window washer, 415 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,763 and I finally got to the top floor. 416 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,164 You don't like that one? How about this one? 417 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,933 I'm a traffic guy, and I fell out of the news chopper. 418 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,868 What are you talking about? All these work perfectly. 419 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,403 I'll just pick my favorite on the way over. 420 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,738 Sit down, you nincompoop. 421 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,539 This is completely my fault. 422 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,209 I just really wanted to do something big for you, 423 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,946 because you do so many romantic things for me. 424 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,447 And I just wanted to find 425 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,716 some way to show you how much I love you. 426 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:49,056 Instead, all I did was mess up your job. 427 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,557 (sighs) 428 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,924 Cece. 429 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,059 I'm sorry. 430 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:58,398 You mean more to me than any job ever will. 431 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,135 Screw it. 432 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,203 Screw what? What? 433 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,471 (sighs) 434 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,472 (sniffles) 435 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,274 I love Cece! 436 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,344 Oh, well, then I love Schmidt! 437 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,047 I love him. 438 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,615 Love you. Love you. 439 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,150 Well, this is a productive use of time. 440 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,086 What the hell is going on, Schmidt? 441 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,721 And what is that guy doing? 442 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,923 I'm a chimney sweep. All these are clogged. 443 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:25,825 A chim...? 444 00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:27,759 Clogged, clogged, clogged. 445 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,761 Are you crying? That's the question. Are you crying? 446 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,999 I just met my birth mother. 447 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,734 I don't have to explain myself to a chimney sweep. 448 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,470 Schmidt, why are you dressed like a Little Rascal? 449 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,106 The truth is it's... 450 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,240 it's our bone-iversary. 451 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,341 (groans) 452 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,278 Kim, this job means so much to me, 453 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,514 but... 454 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,815 she means a lot more. 455 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,182 So... 456 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,584 if this costs me the promotion, 457 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,753 then I can live with that. 458 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,124 You know, this is the first conversation we've ever had 459 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,591 where you weren't lying to me. 460 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,160 It's nice. 461 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,263 I'm not flaming with rage. 462 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,931 And by the way, 463 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966 I've noticed you're working your ass off. 464 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,201 Now get back to work. 465 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,303 Cece, your décolletage looks beautiful. 466 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,340 Thank you. 467 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,809 Okay. Yeah. 468 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,446 It cleans up pretty nice. 469 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,014 And this ring is perfect. 470 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,981 How did you get Trevlo to come down on the price? 471 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,317 I don't think it's a legitimate business, 472 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,652 and that's the real answer. 473 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,519 Anyway, I got it done. (chuckles) 474 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,989 Okay. I called the station, they're sending Aly down 475 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,857 on a public disturbance call. Nice. 476 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,826 I'm nervous, but, you know, 477 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,794 I'm really glad we are doing this, you know. 478 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,397 If I didn't propose in a public bathroom 479 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,965 while wearing a bobcat costume, 480 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,201 I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. 481 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,869 (indistinct police radio chatter) Oh, here she comes. 482 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,471 Uh, put your head on. Okay. 483 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,904 Oh, nice touch. 484 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,709 Police! You have five seconds to pull your pants up. 485 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,013 Your bus is leaving. 486 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,881 Come on, man. I'm having a really bad day. 487 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,283 (roars) (screams) 488 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,253 (Winston groans) 489 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,721 Ah, that's a concussion. 490 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,894 Just a little bump, right? What is going on? 491 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,531 Happy Valentine's Day. 492 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,067 What? 493 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,068 Jess, why did you decorate a bathroom? Oh, boy. 494 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,737 Why is Winston dressed like a tiger? 495 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:18,871 He's dressed as a bobcat, but... 496 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,073 I got something I want to say. 497 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,545 When my head hit the wall, it knocked my eyes out of focus. 498 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,012 So I'm gonna need you to read it for me. 499 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,681 Oh, my God. Okay. I'm still a little woozy. 500 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,016 JESS: Um, Aly, um, 501 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,718 look at Winston, but listen to me. 502 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,185 Um, fellas! 503 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,855 CHOIR: * Alison... * 504 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,723 What the hell? Winston wanted a kids choir, 505 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,527 but this is all we could get on such short notice. 506 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,394 They're called Protect and Swerve. 507 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,632 * Oh, Alison * 508 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,201 * My aim is true... * 509 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,570 "Aly, I'm in love with you. (humming) 510 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,275 I love your face, your mind and your butt." 511 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,709 Good opening, good opening. 512 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,710 "As a young black man, 513 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,445 "I never thought I'd feel safe 514 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,747 "with a police officer. 515 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,282 "When I met you, I threw away all my shoes, 516 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,252 'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air." 517 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,256 * I'm not gonna get too sentimental * 518 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,291 * Like those other sticky valentines * 519 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,227 * Ooh-ooh... * 520 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,095 "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met, 521 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,763 "and I have something to ask you. 522 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,567 "But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail 523 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,269 our first sexual encounter." 524 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,970 Oh, don't do that. Okay, I'm not, I'm not, 525 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,571 I'm not gonna read... You know what we did. 526 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,140 Yeah. It's very long. 527 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,608 Here we go, okay. 528 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,444 Um, "I have a complicated relationship with God." No. 529 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,645 Okay. 530 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,647 Here we go, okay. Um... 531 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,650 (choir continues humming) 532 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,951 "I don't think anyone on Earth 533 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,121 "gets to feel as proud 534 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,657 (voice breaks): as I do just to call you my partner." 535 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,596 That really got me. 536 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,962 (sniffles) 537 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,465 (crying): "And now I want to ask you 538 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,335 to be my partner for the rest of my life." 539 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,203 You want to what-- You want-- Now you want to what? 540 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,805 I'm not sad! These are happy tears. 541 00:18:58,837 --> 00:18:59,971 Jess, I got this. 542 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,473 What was that last-- Wh-What did she say? 543 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,375 (groans) 544 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,146 Aly, 545 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,148 the only reason I said no earlier 546 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,685 is because I needed to show you how much I wanted to say yes. 547 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,625 I want you to be my partner for the rest of my life. 548 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,328 * Oh, Alison... * 549 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,196 Officer Nelson... 550 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,900 (gasps) 551 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,602 ...will you marry me? 552 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,805 Of course I will, Officer Bishop. 553 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,642 * My aim is true... * 554 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,410 (choir humming) 555 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,046 Come here. (laughs) 556 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,082 (choir cheering, whooping) 557 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,528 What are we doing in here? 558 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:58,230 Well, I thought you'd like to see your husband's new office. 559 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,365 (gasps) 560 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,532 I got the promotion. She just told me. 561 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,868 (laughs) 562 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,172 Look at this place! 563 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,375 You've got a wet bar, you've got a thermostat. 564 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,678 And tickets to something called the Clippers. 565 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,744 You wanted to see me? 566 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:16,182 Actually, Loretta, I wanted you to see me 567 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,285 in my new office. 568 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,386 That'll be all. Thank you so much. 569 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,423 (door creaking) 570 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,726 (beeping) 571 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,760 (sighs) 572 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,061 All right, Loretta, get out of here. 573 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,198 (door closes) 574 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,400 Happy anniversary. 575 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,800 Happy anniversary. 576 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,273 Hey. You got to come out here. 577 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,910 Winston's letting everyone try on the bobcat costume. 578 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,711 Oh. I'll be, I'll be right out. 579 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,247 Uh, my Valentine's Day gift from Reagan finally came. 580 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,449 That's nice. Yeah. 581 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,550 She got me a necklace. 582 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,251 (chuckles) Did you want a necklace? 583 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,422 No. Not really. 584 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,557 I don't know if I'm a necklace guy. 585 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,224 Well, some guys call it a chain. 586 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,492 A chain? Yeah. 587 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,128 I call a chain the thing you put on tires in the snow. 588 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,763 Oh. I got to say, 589 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,398 I don't know what I expected from her, 590 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,166 but it's definitely not this. 591 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,603 I'm sorry, Nick. If it makes you feel any better, 592 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,270 I spent the day cleaning blood off of 593 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,940 a wall in a bus station bathroom. 594 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,108 (chuckles) Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Jess. 595 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,314 Happy Valentine's Day, Miller. 596 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:23,950 To the happy couple. 597 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,652 ALL: Cheers. 598 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,619 JESS: Oh. 599 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,588 Come on. Oh, he's still concussed. 600 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,589 Oh. 601 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,990 JESS: Mm, to a beautiful engagement 602 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:33,759 you probably won't remember. 603 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,993 Cheers. Cheers. 604 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,996 CECE: You haven't tasted a drop. 605 00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:38,998 WINSTON: It won't go in. NICK: Then stop doing it! 606 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,000 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH