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Okay, we got our maps.
Got our canteens.Yeah. Yeah.

2
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Got our trail mix,
homemade of course.

3
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Got my book of local fauna.

4
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Got my book of
local flora.

5
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So we can identify...

6
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BOTH:
♪ Every living thing.

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SCHMIDT:
Look at them.

8
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I feel like Andie MacDowell
in Multiplicity,

9
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living in a house
filled with clones.

10
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It is the second time
this week

11
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you've compared yourself
to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.

12
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I'll go grab...
Our boots
because we should...

13
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Break them in.
Exactly.

14
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Nah, that's weird.

15
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Robby and I are hiking
Behar Pass tomorrow.

16
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Turns out, we both love hiking.

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It's amazing.
We have a lot in common.

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Aly and I are finally gonna
have the same city in common.

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Right on, man.[Winston laughs]

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Lefty's coming home. [laughs]

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Lefty?
Lefty?

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Yeah, she's left-footed.

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I'm throwing Aly

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a surprise welcome-home dinner.

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I invited her whole family here,
you know.

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Uh, I wanted her to see
all the people she loves,

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which becomes love for me,
you know.

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And the next thing you know,
I'm getting one of those

29
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"best boyfriend ever" mugs,
which you can buy,

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I just don't want
to do all that.

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I want to... I want to earn it.

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You're inviting
them over here?Yeah.

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Winston, this place
is a hellhole.

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Look at this.
All the dishes are broken.

35
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I'm eating pasta
out of some thing

36
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that Jess and Robby
made in a clay class.

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BOTH:
Pottery workshop.

38
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What the hell is
this compartment for?

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I have a better idea.

40
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Why don't you throw
your thing at our place?

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Ever since our wedding china
came in, we've been dying

42
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to host a dinner party.Is your house even done yet?

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All the party zones
are in working order:

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living room,
dining room.

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The master bedroom
has sort of turned into

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a place where the workers

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throw all their trash.

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I think even one of them
went to the toilet in there.

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But... Yes.
We'll just lock
that door.

50
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Let's do it. Reagan's out of
town. You know what that means.

51
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No.
What does that mean?

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Honestly, I don't know,

53
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but please let me
come to the party.

54
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[gasps] Time to hit the sack.

55
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It's 6:30.
Babies are still awake.

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BOTH:
Not this baby.

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[Jess and Robby laugh]

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I feel like I've lived
through this before.

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I'm like Andie MacDowell
in Groundhog Day.

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Stop! Just please stop.NICK: Are you kidding me?

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♪

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BOTH [to the tune of
"Ice Ice Baby"]:
♪ Hike, hike, baby.

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[imitating bass line]

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Ooh, it's a fork.

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Well, the map says to go left,

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but that little musket trail
seems plumb adorable.

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And it has a waterfall,
so I say, uh, waterfall.

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[both chuckle]

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I mean, let's just do it.
Let's go nuts.

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See, this is why
we're so great together.

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We agree on everything.

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I agree.[chuckles]

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Hey, Robert Frost, looks like
we're gonna take the road...

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Jess traveled.

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[both laugh]

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All right, just, uh...

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That's not the way it goes.

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Hold on.

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Be easier if it wasn't so windy.

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Okay.

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Hey.
Hey.

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Made a list of rules
for our guests.

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Obviously, no one's wearing
shoes inside the house,

84
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but what if we put
a foot-washing station

85
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in the driveway?

86
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Babe, I was thinking
maybe we have no rules.

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Well, because growing up,

88
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all the cool houses
didn't have rules, remember?

89
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I was never invited
to any of the cool houses.

90
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My only friend in high school
was my piano teacher,

91
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and then he got that boyfriend
with the Trans Am,

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and I never saw him again.

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I really wish I could
travel back in time

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and give young you a hug.

95
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Yeah, well, young me
would've greeted that hug

96
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with an immediate collapse
in orgasm.

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Oh.
But you know what,
maybe you're right.

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If we want to be the place
where friends gather...

99
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maybe we got to chill.

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Yeah, because we...
we want to be the hub.

101
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You know?
Ooh, we'd make
such a good hub.

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Yes, we would.Make such a good...

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We'd make such a good hub.

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Are you having an orgasm
right now?

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Are you kidding me?

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Hey.
Hey.

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Winston Bishop.
Nice to meet you.

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What are we doing right now?

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I'm practicing introducing
myself to Aly's parents.

110
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Oh, I got you.
You're a little nervous.
Yeah.

111
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Yeah, I'm a
little nervous.
Okay.

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You know, I want to make
a good first impression.

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Oh, that makes sense.How's my shake?

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Nope. No, no, no, no, no.

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Do not go in with two hands.

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Also, why are your hands so wet?

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Damn, for me that's dry.They're dripping.

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How's this for Aly's mom?I'm Aly's mom?

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Okay.
Mm-mm.

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[smooches]
Not today, honey.Yeah, all wrong.

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We bring it in for
the real thing.
All wrong.

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All wrong.
Okay.

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That was very aggressive.

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You invaded my space.
I didn't feel safe.

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Just be more
normal about it.

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Like this.
Hey, how are you?

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I'm Winston.
Nice to meet you.

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Oh, like, hey, how
are you? I'm Winston.

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Zip, a pleasure,
uh, to do it.

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See, all of that,
cut that out.
Okay.

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Hi, how are you?
I'm Aly's mother.

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[smooches]
You do... you do well.

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[chuckles] You do well
to-to be friends with me.

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Hmm?
Winston,
shake it out.

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[laughs]
I'm nervous, dude.I know you are.

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Look, they're gonna love you.

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Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna mill about.

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I'm gonna talk you up.
I'm gonna tell your stories.

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Yes. Use one of
my good ones,

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the ones that make
me look awesome.

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[chuckles] Like the time
I fell asleep in the bathtub.

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But all that one is is that
you fell asleep in a bathtub.

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The end. End of story.That's amazing.

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I think we can come up
with better ones, don't you?

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No, that's a home run for
sure because I woke up wet.

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Now I see.
And also,

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it's all about
how you tell it.
Right.

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I trust you.
You're the writer.

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I am, and that was
the gift I was given.

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Put her there.
You got it.

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What is going on
with these hands?

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What?
A second ago,
they were dripping wet,

153
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and now they are piping hot.

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["La Cucaracha" doorbell plays]

155
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Leslie!
Winston!

156
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I hit your car
when I parked. Sorry.

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Yeah, I... I didn't drive here.

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Oh, well, that's a relief.

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Anyway, uh,

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your sister is on her way.
Where are your parents?

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00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,999
Oh, my dad doesn't take highways
for political reasons.

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But everyone else is here.Cool.

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Come on in. [laughs]

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Hey.
Hi there.

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Hey there. Hey.Hi.

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Thank you.
Wow.

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How big is your family?
[chuckles]

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Oh, my gosh. Hey.

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How many cars did
you guys take?

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Hey, make yourselves at home.
Everybody come on in.

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Did you guys rent a bus?

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Just breathe.
Just breathe.

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Hey. Hey now.SCHMIDT:
Winston, Winston.

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Winston.
A-A word, please.

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Huh? Yeah, coming.Hey.

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Hey, man, you look familiar.

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00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:30,764
Did I pull you
over last week?

178
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Why so many?

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CECE [quietly]: There
are 30 people out there.

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[blows nose]

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SCHMIDT:
We do not have

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enough china!

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Or forks or prawns.

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You can't ask somebody
to split a prawn.

185
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Babe, I know, all right?
But you just need to relax.

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We will be fine.
We can adjust.
[glass breaks]
MAN: Sorry.

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Just remember, we're chill.

188
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No, you're right.
We are totally chill.

189
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We'll just break out
the backup china!

190
00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,526
I'll just come in
tomorrow morning

191
00:05:53,569 --> 00:05:54,745
with a power washer,

192
00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,399
and hose this whole
frickin' place down.

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["La Cucaracha" doorbell plays]There's Lefty.

194
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By the way, there
is no backup china!

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00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:02,449
I know, I know, all right.

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[crowd quiets]Keep them closed.

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00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,538
ALY: All right, last
time you did this,

198
00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:07,017
you revealed Furguson
in a tuxedo.

199
00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,541
[laughs]
This is even better.

200
00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:12,067
Say hello to...
your entire family!

201
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ALL:
Surprise!

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00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,550
[whispers]:
What the hell is this?

203
00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:19,509
[quietly]: So, do the cute,
surprised look you do.

204
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Nah, that's not it.
That's not the one.

205
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Remember? When you...

206
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Oh. You're pissed.

207
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We're lost.

208
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Why did you let me
chase a waterfall?

209
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You know what TLC says.

210
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I'm sorry. Just...
I'm really hungry.

211
00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:47,536
Here. You can have
some of my trail mix.

212
00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,060
That's just a bag of raisins.Well, that's because

213
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I only like to eat
the peanuts and the chocolate.

214
00:06:50,887 --> 00:06:52,629
Well, I only like the chocolate
and the peanuts, too!

215
00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,630
Why do we even add raisins?!

216
00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,024
I don't know!

217
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All right, look,
you know what,

218
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we're lost and...

219
00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,725
it's gonna get dark soon,
so let's... just head back.

220
00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:05,033
Fine. Did you pack a flashlight?

221
00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,250
Robby, did you pack
a flashlight?

222
00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,817
No.Then there's your answer.

223
00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,298
You know what, it's fine, okay?

224
00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,473
We know that we have to go
downhill, so just follow me.

225
00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,475
I'll lead, okay?

226
00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,606
Ah! God! Oh!

227
00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:15,043
Oh! Robby! Oh, my God!Oh!

228
00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,697
I lost my glasses.Are you okay?

229
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,132
Oh.

230
00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:19,612
Please tell me those were
crunchy leaves.

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00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,875
Let me see.

232
00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,310
Oh, I think that's them.

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00:07:22,353 --> 00:07:23,660
Hold on. Oh! Jess!
Ah!

234
00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,706
Ah! Ow, my ankle!

235
00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,709
My beautiful dancer's ankle!

236
00:07:29,752 --> 00:07:31,841
Hey. What's the matter?

237
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You know, I got all your
family together in one room.

238
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You know, you're being greeted
by all the people that you love.

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I know.

240
00:07:37,194 --> 00:07:38,326
Well, except for
your parents,

241
00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,415
but they will
be here soon,

242
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,372
barring any surface
street traffic.

243
00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:42,853
That is so sweet, Winston.

244
00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,769
And I do love my family,
but they're crazy.

245
00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:47,683
And, honestly,
they make me a little crazy.

246
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Every family is crazy.

247
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Every time we get together,
it's a disaster.

248
00:07:51,252 --> 00:07:53,516
Like a giant hot air balloon
catching on fire.

249
00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,475
Here's the difference:
you got backup now.

250
00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:01,742
Have I ever let you down
as a partner?

251
00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,134
Except for that mixed
doubles tournament.

252
00:08:03,177 --> 00:08:04,396
Got it!

253
00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,576
We don't got to talk about that.
We ain't got to go back there.

254
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,535
My point is this:
we're a team.

255
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:13,927
Okay?

256
00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,538
Okay.
All right.

257
00:08:15,581 --> 00:08:17,105
Maybe this time will
be different, right?
Yeah.

258
00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,411
But you really need to know
the lay of the land.

259
00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:20,761
Okay, let me take notes.

260
00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,326
So, my sister is...

261
00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,329
my sister.
Mm-hmm.

262
00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:25,417
Uncle Bill is
a real weather nerd.

263
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,375
It's super annoying.Right, right, right.

264
00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:30,552
Aunt Karen keeps a free-floating
piece of floss in her purse.

265
00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:31,685
She will use it tonight.

266
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,990
It's revolting.
Okay.

267
00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,426
Do me a favor. Hold on.

268
00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,688
Repeat everything
you just said.

269
00:08:35,731 --> 00:08:36,907
My thumbprint
won't let me in.

270
00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,779
Okay, uh, my sister is--
you met her...

271
00:08:39,822 --> 00:08:41,650
Ah, wait, yeah,
no, no, still not in.

272
00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,913
Let me get-- wipe my
hand off right there.

273
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,960
Now we're cooking
with gas. [chuckles]

274
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,788
My sister... Okay.No, we ain't.

275
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,355
Winston, he's a great guy.Mm-hmm.

276
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,356
He and I go way back.
Tons of stories, tons of...

277
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,836
tons of stories.
Really?

278
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,796
All right.
Right now?

279
00:08:55,838 --> 00:08:57,841
Yeah.One time he was taking a bath
and he fell asleep.

280
00:08:57,884 --> 00:08:58,928
[wheezing laugh]

281
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,932
You believe this guy?
What a nut.

282
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,803
Life of the party, this guy.

283
00:09:03,846 --> 00:09:05,936
He fell asleep in a bath?
That's the story?

284
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,371
That's the story? No.

285
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,938
That's the start of the story.

286
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,592
We are out of appetizers.

287
00:09:10,636 --> 00:09:12,812
They stripped this tray
of shrimp like piranhas.

288
00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:14,162
They didn't even
leave tails.

289
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,163
I think someone took a shower
in the bathroom.

290
00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,166
We don't have
towels or soap.

291
00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,688
I don't know
how they did it.

292
00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:21,735
We need to reexamine
this whole no rules thing.

293
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,605
It's a freaking
circus in here.

294
00:09:23,649 --> 00:09:24,955
What are we gonna feed
these people in the meantime?

295
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,956
In about ten minutes, they're
gonna start eating the drywall.

296
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,697
I think there was a...[plate clanks loudly]

297
00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:30,394
[chuckles] Thank you.Thank you.

298
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:32,962
I think there was a bag of rice
in the house when we bought it.

299
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,835
I thought that was barley.

300
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,010
It was really dirty.

301
00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,187
Okay, fine, whatever.
Boil it up!

302
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,884
ROBBY: Okay, well,
it's really dark and uneven,

303
00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:43,712
but at least we found the trail.

304
00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:46,062
Yeah, I mean, it's like
a night hike. [chuckles]

305
00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,239
Maybe we'll see a colony
of bats. [chuckles]

306
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,850
It's kind of
like a waterfall.

307
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,851
But with monsters,
in the sky.

308
00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:53,244
[thunder cracks]Oh! Oh, man.

309
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,462
Okay, uh,

310
00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:56,072
Jess, it's raining.

311
00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:57,857
JESS: Let's take
shelter in that cave!

312
00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,860
What if it's more of
a nest than a cave?

313
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,687
Whatever. It'll do.

314
00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:02,471
Sister!

315
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,820
[both squealing]

316
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,648
[chuckles]

317
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,519
WINSTON: Oh, that's some
sisterly love right there.

318
00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:08,695
Let me get you
two a drink.

319
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:09,870
Okay. [squeals]

320
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:14,221
Oh, my God,
Winston is so good for you.

321
00:10:14,264 --> 00:10:17,485
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?

322
00:10:17,528 --> 00:10:18,792
And I saw with
my own eyes one day

323
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,663
when Winston
saved those kids

324
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:23,274
from a burning building,
including a little boy.

325
00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,798
A little boy who's dad left
when he was young.

326
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:28,715
Named Wheelchair Timmy.

327
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,239
Wheelchair Timmy was
a heavyset boy, ginger.

328
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,806
Black eyes.

329
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,677
So what, you think I'm just some
cold robot who needs some guy

330
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,767
to loosen me up,
make me happy?

331
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,508
I just said
Winston's good for you.

332
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,683
Oh, my God,
you always get like this!

333
00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:44,774
He grabs the kid and the chair,
lifts him up above his head,

334
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:47,821
so that the fire doesn't burn
this little heavyset boy.

335
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,909
That's the power
of adrenaline.

336
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:52,086
And what happened to Timmy?Timmy? He's dead.

337
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,130
What?He's alive. I'm Timmy.

338
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,915
Look at me now.

339
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,874
Because of Winston,
I'm telling you this story.

340
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,701
No, you said
your name was Nick.

341
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,748
I amNick. I got to go!

342
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,357
How should I be, huh?
Like you?

343
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,576
[mocking]: "Oh, my God,
look at me, I'm Leslie.

344
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,274
"I wear holiday socks
in the summer.

345
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:09,885
I follow Ariana Grande around
like she was the Grateful Dead."

346
00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,061
[mocking]:
"Oh, I'm Aly.

347
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,932
"I went to Quantico
and I got a disease,

348
00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:14,847
and I can't be around people!"

349
00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,850
Do you mean "quarantine"?Whatever!

350
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,154
You're so mean!

351
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,940
You're being a mean robot!

352
00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,375
No, this is being a mean robot.

353
00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:23,378
[robotic voice]: "Beep, boop,
boop, boop. Leslie, you suck.

354
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,726
"You can't pull off bangs.

355
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:25,946
You were an accident."

356
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:26,947
LESLIE:
Oh, my God!

357
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:27,903
I have a small forehead,

358
00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:29,775
and you know that,
and you use that against me!

359
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:30,864
Just shut up!

360
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,996
I hate you!I hate you! I...

361
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,346
[Leslie sobs]

362
00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:37,609
[whispers]:
God.

363
00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:41,134
[sighs] Oh, no.

364
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:45,966
The wheelchair boy, Timmy,
speaks very highly of you.

365
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:46,966
[chuckles]

366
00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:48,750
You're Aunt Karen?
Mm-hmm.

367
00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:50,144
You didn't make
a lot of sense.

368
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,536
[grunts]

369
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,669
Yeah, it's really
coming down out there.

370
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,802
It's really freezing.

371
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,673
Yeah.

372
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,022
[thunder rumbling softly]

373
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,633
Hey, Robby?

374
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,722
Do you ever think it's, like...

375
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,812
...it's not good
that we're so similar?

376
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:08,205
Oh, I don't know.

377
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:12,166
You know, my Great Uncle
Shep Wallingford used to say,

378
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,821
"You buy the horse that
you see in the mirror."

379
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:15,951
Did you say "Wallingford"?Mm-hmm.

380
00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:18,825
I have Wallingfords
in my family, out near Boston.

381
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,826
Ah, mine are in,
uh, Newburyport.

382
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,350
They were kind of, like,
local celebrities.

383
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,654
They were well-known
for making...

384
00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:25,570
BOTH:
Women's watches.

385
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,006
How'd you know that?

386
00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:29,009
♪ Wallingford watches

387
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,793
BOTH:
♪ 'Cause the time is now

388
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,011
♪ And the look is wow!

389
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:32,751
[chuckles]

390
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,371
Robby...

391
00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:46,287
I think we're related.

392
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,072
[thunder rumbles]

393
00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:52,509
[Jess and Robby screaming]

394
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,821
[Jess and Robby screaming]

395
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,039
Do you have an Uncle Tony?

396
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,041
Tony, with the long fingernails,

397
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,956
and he always wears a whistle
around his neck.

398
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,522
Robby, we are third cousins.

399
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:08,657
Oh, my God! Why, God?!Ah! We're going to hell!

400
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,049
[groans]We did stuff.

401
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:12,182
No, stop! I can't live
in this reality!Just saying.

402
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,053
At least not second cousins.Ah, I can't.

403
00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:15,881
First cousins
would be way worse.Please, no.

404
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,971
People do it all the time,
in the, in the mountains.

405
00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:20,625
In the mountains.

406
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:21,669
[retches]

407
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,067
Don't be startled.God!

408
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:27,980
What are you doing
in here, Cece?

409
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,895
I am hiding, okay?

410
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,505
That party is out of control.

411
00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:33,115
Some guy almost burned
his eyebrows off

412
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,725
trying to light
a cigarette on our stove.

413
00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,032
It's complete
anarchy in there.

414
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,469
Can we just hide in here
and hang out together?

415
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,644
We haven't christened
the garage yet.

416
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,647
Ooh, you make
a very good point.

417
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:43,909
Okay.
WINSTON:
Hey.

418
00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,868
Hello, Winston.Hey.

419
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,565
Question: have you
guys seen Aly?
[sighs]

420
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,088
What's going on, man?

421
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:51,438
She ran off. If I'd known
it was gonna be like this,

422
00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:53,222
I would've just done
the trench coat thing.

423
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,658
The... what?What is the trench coat thing?

424
00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:55,746
It's where I pick her up
from the airport naked,

425
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,923
wearing nothing
but a trench coat.

426
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,533
Have you guys seen
a kid in a wheelchair?

427
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,883
That was me.
What?
Whoa!
Wow.

428
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,884
Nick, what are you
doing in here?

429
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,929
Look, I was having a hard time
with your stories,

430
00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,932
so I took
a little poetic license.

431
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,542
People started
asking some questions.

432
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,803
Things got ahead of me.

433
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,110
And I had no choice
but to hide in the car.

434
00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,460
Nick, I thought you were gonna
stick to the tub story.

435
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,157
It's not a story, Winston.
It's not a story!

436
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,158
A story about sleeping...It's mental.

437
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,029
Hey.
Found her.

438
00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:18,900
Yeah.Are you guys ever not together?

439
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,903
Rarely.You know what?
Hold on one second.

440
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,948
I want to talk to you.
Guys, can you give us a minute?

441
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:25,254
Sure, Winston. Cece,
let's go hide in the car...

442
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,908
in the garage
of our home.

443
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:27,909
Yeah, okay.

444
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,567
We'll give you guys a minute.

445
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:37,528
Aly, uh, I was just
trying to be sweet and...

446
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,790
And I ruined it. I know.

447
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,750
I said my family was crazy,

448
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,100
and I ended up being
the craziest one.

449
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:48,017
Look, I'm so embarrassed
you saw that side of me,

450
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,149
and I'm sure you want
to run for the hills.

451
00:14:50,192 --> 00:14:51,933
So, it's fine.
I don't blame you.

452
00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:54,153
You're embarrassed of being
crazy in front of me?

453
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,197
I acted insane.

454
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,721
Even just talking about it
is humiliating.

455
00:14:57,765 --> 00:15:00,115
I'm just gonna, yeah,
I'm gonna walk away.

456
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,335
Okay.

457
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,948
Oh, dear Lord.
The car's running.

458
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,558
Nick, how long have
you been in here?

459
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,561
Been running
this whole time?I was cold. I was cold.

460
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,216
Did you ever go
to one of those big

461
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,956
Wallingford
family cookouts?

462
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,740
Just one, in '92.

463
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:19,178
I remember they had a really
competitive three-legged race,

464
00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:21,398
and they paired me up with a
little boy who had a helmet on.

465
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,529
His skin was
so translucent,

466
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,793
it was like he was a jellyfish.

467
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,187
Did he play
an imaginary trombone?Yeah.

468
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,667
He kept saying, "It's better
to be safe than speedy."

469
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,755
That was me! That was me!Oh, my God.

470
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,322
Oh, this is too much.

471
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,196
I don't want to die
with my cousin-lover in a cave.

472
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,806
Oh, God.Everyone will think we fled here

473
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,241
'cause society
wouldn't accept us.

474
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,461
I just wanted to see
a waterfall.

475
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,245
Me, too!
I got to get out of here!

476
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:44,639
You can't walk,
I can't see anything.

477
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,989
Stand up, blind boy.
I'm getting on your back.

478
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,120
Take these.

479
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:49,209
Oh, okay.

480
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:51,254
Oh, man. Okay.

481
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,559
Oh, we have
the same prescription.

482
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,128
Yeah, no kidding, Robby.
All right, you ready?

483
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,173
Yeah. So, "Wallingfords"
on three?
No! Ew!

484
00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:58,566
I'm really sorry.
I'm so nervous.

485
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046
Okay, one, two, three!Two, three!

486
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,091
[both yelling]

487
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,788
ROBBY: I didn't wear
the right shoes for this!

488
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:05,528
JESS:
Go over there!

489
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,664
I'm sorry about before.

490
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,710
I guess I really
freaked out on you.

491
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,148
And I'm sorry that I told you

492
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,149
I was gonna shave your eyebrows
off in your sleep.

493
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:20,153
You never said that.Oh, maybe I was
just thinking that.

494
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,371
I'm just so embarrassed
Winston saw that.

495
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,113
I'm pretty sure
I scared him off.

496
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,505
No, you didn't.
He's on the table.

497
00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:26,594
[tapping glass]

498
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,161
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

499
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:29,162
WINSTON:
Hello.

500
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,727
I am Winston Bishop.

501
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,294
I'm Aly's boyfriend.

502
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,730
Please, if you will,

503
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:36,298
I want to, uh, say a few words
to my girlfriend.

504
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,605
He's standing
on the furniture.

505
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,215
Just relax, okay?
Help is on the way.

506
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,739
Aly, I wanted you
to feel special tonight

507
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:45,177
because... I'm wild about you.

508
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,657
Maybe things didn't

509
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,659
go perfectly, but damn it,
don't be embarrassed

510
00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:51,662
to be crazy in front of me.

511
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,750
Okay? I am the king of crazy.

512
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:54,838
[chuckles]

513
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,318
I have inside jokes with my cat.

514
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,278
I am a member

515
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,062
of the Puzzling Guild
of North America.

516
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,325
I shave my face cold,
and I brush my teeth hot.

517
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,196
It's true.On one very late

518
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,762
and very desperate night,

519
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:09,201
I used Furguson's cat box
as my own box.

520
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,203
And, yes, it is true

521
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,465
what many of you
have heard.

522
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,643
I once fell asleep
in a bathtub!

523
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:18,298
[laughing]

524
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,213
I love that story.

525
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,911
[continues laughing]

526
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,130
And then what happened?

527
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,479
What do you mean,
"And then what happened?"

528
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,349
He fell asleep
in the tub!

529
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,700
He was asleep,
and then he woke up.

530
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,310
[stomping on table]

531
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,574
I don't know, maybe
I got to hear it again.

532
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:34,878
So who cares if you're crazy?

533
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,229
I don't care. I'm crazy, too.

534
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:37,359
[scoffs] Watch this.

535
00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,666
I'm gonna put a carrot
behind my ear,

536
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,147
like a bunny reporter,
and I'm gonna do this dance

537
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,584
I've been working on
for five years.

538
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,106
[grunting rhythmically]

539
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,891
Don't you do that carrot.

540
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:47,892
Little bunny carrot.

541
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,372
[imitates chewing]

542
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,940
[Winston mumbling
goofy noises]

543
00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:59,164
[laughs]

544
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,383
I see we got
two new...

545
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:03,125
people here.

546
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,386
Who are they?

547
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:08,042
Yeah, um, Mom, Dad,

548
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,305
this is Winston.

549
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,611
Hey.

550
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:12,047
[chuckles]

551
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,962
Uh... I am Winston.

552
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,269
And I assure you that
all of those incidents

553
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,489
were from a very long
time ago, kinda.

554
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,621
Really?

555
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,404
It's clear
you love our daughter.

556
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:26,844
In a very passionate,
unique way.

557
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,151
That's all that matters.

558
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:29,933
[chuckles]

559
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:30,934
[mouthing]

560
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,633
You're a two-hander, huh?

561
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:33,634
[laughs]

562
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,069
Well, all right.

563
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,419
Okay.
Mm, yes.

564
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,203
Okay.
Okay.

565
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,292
Seriously, we've been on
the road for a couple of hours.

566
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,337
We need to use the bathroom.Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course!

567
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,862
It's, uh, right down,
right down the hall.

568
00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,820
[chuckles]

569
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:51,346
Thank you for not being
afraid of me or my family.

570
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,090
[knocking]Open up. Police!

571
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,398
Who-who called the police?I don't know.

572
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,009
I guess we better do
whatever they say. Ugh.

573
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,230
Why are you guys acting
like you're in a porno?

574
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:05,883
[sighs]

575
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,363
We got a noise complaint.

576
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,538
The law has spoken,
everyone.

577
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,974
I guess the party's over.

578
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,238
You could just
file out through here.

579
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,239
Winston?

580
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:14,892
[chuckles]:
Look who it is.

581
00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,415
Hey, Aly, you're back.

582
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,330
Jenkins, get in here, man!
We having a party.

583
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,593
What you drinking?Hi, Jenkins.

584
00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,115
Wait, what?

585
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,335
[laughs]

586
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:24,292
Well, you know what,
I guess I'm just gonna

587
00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:26,251
have to take the law
into my own hands.

588
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,165
All right, everybody!

589
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,604
Shoes off, coasters down!

590
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:33,867
This is our house,
and our house has rules!

591
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,130
Okay?

592
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,479
Not a suggestion.
Shoes off, let's go!

593
00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:37,827
Shoes!
Okay, okay. Shoes off.

594
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,221
SCHMIDT:
Take your shoes off...

595
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,701
Get 'em off! Yep!...and put 'em to the side!

596
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:43,398
And then let's have
a good time.Yeah, let's have some fun.

597
00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:44,704
It's a party, people.It's a party.

598
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,489
ROBBY:
So just to be clear,

599
00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:49,275
um, we're definitely
broken up, right?

600
00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:51,145
Yeah.

601
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,886
Yeah, I mean, that's...Yeah. I mean...

602
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,324
I don't know
why I asked.

603
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:58,326
All right, well...

604
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,814
Oh, wait. You
should take these.

605
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,163
Oh, you know, keep 'em.
They look great on you.

606
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,773
Thank you.

607
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,040
I'll see you around.

608
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,520
Yeah.

609
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,393
Maybe at the next family reun...

610
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:22,568
Too soon. Yep.A little too soon. Yes.

611
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,267
Oh, dear Lord.

612
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,398
It's not as bad
as it looks.

613
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,617
I'm really, I'm really clean
underneath all this mud.

614
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,316
Oh, my God, what happened?

615
00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:31,882
[sighs] Hike took a turn,

616
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,189
and then Robby and I
broke up in a cave.

617
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,671
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
I am so sorry.

618
00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:40,064
Air hug.Yeah. I'm gonna go get
you a glass of wine.

619
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,413
Real sorry about you and Robby.
Don't touch anything.

620
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,980
I'm gonna go get
some paper towels.

621
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:44,765
Don't-don't move.

622
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,201
Whoa, Jess! Are you okay?

623
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,333
Ugh, long story.

624
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,551
But I'm okay.
Is there any food left?

625
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,990
I'm so hungry, and all I have
is this bag of gross raisins.

626
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,557
Gross raisins?
Are you kidding me?

627
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,430
Raisins are the best.
I love raisins.

628
00:20:57,472 --> 00:20:58,778
[laughs]:
Of course you do.

629
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,867
Yeah, sometimes I just
tuck 'em in my cheek,

630
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,869
and I go about my day,
so if I ever need

631
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,611
the flavor of raisins,
well, I already got it.

632
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,875
I'm having trouble
envisioning what it's like

633
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:10,573
to need the flavor
of raisons.

634
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:11,704
But go nuts.

635
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,358
Go raisins. [laughs]

636
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,230
You said, "Go nuts,"
I said, "Go raisins."

637
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,362
CECE:
Wine.

638
00:21:16,404 --> 00:21:17,579
Paper towels.JESS: Oh, thank you, Schmidt.

639
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,146
Thanks. Oh, thanks.

640
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,931
Thanks. Thank you.

641
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:22,672
SCHMIDT: Just step on these.NICK: Go faster.

642
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,457
JESS: Uh, I have
enough paper towels.

643
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,459
WINSTON: Hey!JESS: Hey!

644
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,242
Hey, what's up?Not much.

645
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,243
Welcome to the party.Thanks.

646
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,897
Where's Robby?

647
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,726
JESS: Oh, yeah, um,
he couldn't make it.

648
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,249
Turns out we're cousins, so...

649
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,163
NICK: What?! He's your cousin?CECE: What?

650
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,209
JESS: House looks great.NICK: Wait a second.

651
00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:39,340
CECE: How did you
figure that out?NICK: Cousin?

652
00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:41,386
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