1 00:00:01,304 --> 00:00:02,524 To Cece, for booking 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:05,395 her first client's first modeling gig. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,310 ALL: Hey! ROBBY: Cheers. 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,617 And to Winston for making Donovan 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,314 the face of LAPD's recruitment campaign. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,837 I just hope he doesn't look better in blue than I do. 7 00:00:12,881 --> 00:00:13,970 Wink. 8 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,231 Oh, he definitely will. He's a model. 9 00:00:15,275 --> 00:00:17,103 [clears throat] So in honor of this occasion, we all 10 00:00:17,146 --> 00:00:18,713 got you gifts for your home office. 11 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,714 You may know it 12 00:00:19,757 --> 00:00:20,890 by its former name, 13 00:00:20,932 --> 00:00:22,934 the dining room table.Me first. 14 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:24,327 A cubicle, 15 00:00:24,371 --> 00:00:27,288 swinging balls,Mm. 16 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,158 an outgoing mailbox, 17 00:00:29,202 --> 00:00:31,422 a cartoon that is very derogatory towards Mondays. 18 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,728 So thoughtful, babe. 19 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,076 Will that mailbox be functional? 20 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,340 If it wasn't, it would just be a box, wouldn't it? 21 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,298 So can I buy a stamp for this letter? 22 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,734 It's not a post office, man. 23 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:39,908 Who else has a gift? 24 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:41,128 Whoo! Bull button. 25 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:42,128 You press that, 26 00:00:42,171 --> 00:00:44,218 guaranteed crowd pleaser. 27 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,131 BUTTON: Bull! 28 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:47,134 [laughter] Ooh! 29 00:00:48,351 --> 00:00:49,484 I got something better. 30 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:52,008 Noise-canceling headphones. 31 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,270 Thank you. Wow. 32 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,923 Yeah, are those mine?Yes. 33 00:00:54,966 --> 00:00:57,143 They're broken.Oh, nothing is ever truly broken. 34 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:59,101 All right, well, I got you a filing cabinet 35 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,582 to file all the headshots of your clients. 36 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:04,106 FYI, Ferguson's in one of those drawers making fluffies. 37 00:01:06,195 --> 00:01:09,329 "Fluffies" is cat farts. 38 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,334 Bull! 39 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:15,162 [laughter] 40 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:16,859 ♪ 41 00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:20,384 Do you have a stamp for this letter? 42 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:21,603 Is that a bill from when 43 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:22,691 you were in the hospital? 44 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:23,995 Oh, this? Yeah, it is. 45 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:25,781 Turns out they, uh, they charge for new knees. 46 00:01:25,823 --> 00:01:27,043 [Robby chuckles, Jess scoffs] 47 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,218 I feel so bad. 48 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,218 I should pay that. 49 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,960 What? Why?Seriously? 50 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:35,182 [yelling and grunting] 51 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,359 [crack, Robby yelling] 52 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:39,359 Oh my God, your bad knee! 53 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:41,405 Oh, my God!Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 54 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:43,146 But wait a second, why do you want to pay? 55 00:01:43,189 --> 00:01:44,756 I turned your knee into a bag of marbles. 56 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:46,366 I should pay your medical bill. 57 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,237 This is my only bill, and it's just a baby bill. 58 00:01:48,281 --> 00:01:49,370 You know, it's so small and cute, 59 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:50,848 like my nephew Baby Bill. 60 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,287 Give me that baby.I feel bad, but okay. 61 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:56,420 Wait, how did you... 62 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:58,596 [gasps]I studied pickpocketing when I played the Artful Dodger 63 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,381 in my college production of Oliver! 64 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,209 Oh, wow, that's so cool. 65 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:03,557 Oh, wait, so did I. 66 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,862 What... 67 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:05,950 Ow, Winston, 68 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,518 straighten your arms when you eat. 69 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,954 You don't think I want to? 70 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:11,174 Ain't no room, fam.Straighten your arms, fam. 71 00:02:11,217 --> 00:02:13,741 Then how am I gonna reach my food? Oh. 72 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:15,308 Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon, 73 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,441 but this is a real make-or-break moment for me. 74 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,834 Either I'll look back at this as my 75 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:20,836 "Steve Jobs in the garage" phase, 76 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:22,576 or that misguided month where I tried to be a manager 77 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,405 at the dining room table. 78 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,014 You are absolutely Jobs. 79 00:02:26,057 --> 00:02:27,581 And I'm Woz sitting next to you the whole time 80 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,671 in a... slightly lower chair.[chuckles] 81 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,586 And speaking of jobs, by the way, 82 00:02:32,629 --> 00:02:34,414 you guys need to be like Winston 83 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:36,329 and start getting jobs for Donovan. 84 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:38,984 Don't you basically work on ads for a living, Schmidt? 85 00:02:39,027 --> 00:02:41,377 Yeah, well, my current account is for a menopause pill 86 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:42,987 that eliminates night sweats. 87 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:44,251 Oh, you're repping EstroFuel? 88 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:46,078 Yes. Chest bump. 89 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,296 NICK: You know, maybe I could use 90 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:48,384 Donovan for the cover of 91 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,038 The Pepperwood Chronicles. 92 00:02:50,081 --> 00:02:51,780 I mean, he wouldn't be Pepperwood but... 93 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:52,781 Gator! Oh, Gator! 94 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,086 It's perfect.[laughter] 95 00:02:54,129 --> 00:02:55,348 He could be a great Gator. 96 00:02:55,391 --> 00:02:57,088 Why don't you just use a real gator? 97 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,264 SCHMIDT: What? 98 00:02:58,307 --> 00:03:00,484 Gator is Pepperwood's best friend... Mm. 99 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:02,224 and clairvoyant brother. 100 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,009 Oh, my bad. Sorry, I haven't read it yet. 101 00:03:04,052 --> 00:03:05,489 What? WINSTON: What? Doesn't matter. 102 00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:07,883 Clear the next 24 hours.You haven't read it? 103 00:03:07,925 --> 00:03:09,145 It's really not that big of a deal. 104 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,233 I also don't have an extra hard copy 105 00:03:10,276 --> 00:03:11,407 so let's just talk about something else. 106 00:03:11,451 --> 00:03:13,366 Ooh, you can take mine.[sighs] 107 00:03:13,409 --> 00:03:14,585 I've highlighted the more sexual parts. 108 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,586 I'm not ashamed. 109 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,283 Great. Great. 110 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:18,633 Now you get to read it. 111 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:21,504 Now I get to read it. 112 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:23,638 Robby's hospital bill is only $400. 113 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,725 That seem low to you? 114 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,248 Did he have a minor procedure? 115 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,381 No, he had what the doctors call 116 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,425 "a full Frankenstein." 117 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:30,471 They put dog bones in his knee. 118 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:31,949 Then that's way off. It's got to be much higher. 119 00:03:31,993 --> 00:03:34,300 Do you think he thinks I can't afford the full amount? 120 00:03:34,343 --> 00:03:36,127 [all agreeing] What? 121 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:37,390 Teachers have money. 122 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:38,740 You guys know how large I live. 123 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,480 I'm flush with cash. 124 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:41,307 I'm paying that bill. 125 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,438 I'm going to the bank right now. 126 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,093 I'm probably gonna take a limousine. 127 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,401 Taking a limo to the bank. What is she, a cartoon cat? 128 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,879 [both laugh] 129 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:51,317 He kills it every time.Every time, man. 130 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,536 I'm sorry we got in a fight. 131 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:54,885 I feel close again. I'm not. 132 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,974 Okay, Donovan, you just caught a shoplifter and now 133 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,542 you're celebrating with a street taco. 134 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,675 That's exactly it! 135 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:02,894 Get him, Donovan.I love this. 136 00:04:02,937 --> 00:04:04,634 Get him, Cece. Yeah, okay. 137 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,897 Donovan, you're a natural cop. 138 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,986 Hey, what agency are you from? 2L? 139 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,293 Oh, um, hmm, 140 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:13,078 I'm... from an agency that is 141 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,472 uh, quite, um-- but...Cece's Boys. 142 00:04:15,515 --> 00:04:17,908 Cece's Boys, where the men are boys. 143 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:19,781 and the-and the boys are Cece's. 144 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:20,911 All right. 145 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:21,913 You like it? 146 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:23,132 I love it. 147 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,132 You're going downtown! 148 00:04:24,175 --> 00:04:26,309 CECE: Anything you say, officer. 149 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,964 [playing complicated melody] 150 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,576 Oh, hi, Jess. 151 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,319 That was really good.Just laying down a stanky B line. 152 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:38,800 Cool, cool. Hey, um, 153 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,584 I feel like Baby Bill here 154 00:04:40,627 --> 00:04:43,108 has a lot of brothers and sisters. 155 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,805 So what's the real total? 156 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:46,459 No, Jess, that's it, I swear. 157 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:48,418 Come on, Robby, $400? 158 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:49,550 I know what's going on here. 159 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,550 You think I'm too poor to pay. 160 00:04:50,593 --> 00:04:51,812 I...But you know what? 161 00:04:51,855 --> 00:04:54,380 Would a poor person... 162 00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:55,468 do this? 163 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,600 How much is it? How much? 164 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:58,514 Jess, I'm not gonna tell you, okay? 165 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,125 Unless you ask me repeatedly, 166 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:01,822 in which case I'll eventually crack. Damn it. 167 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:03,564 What's the total?Uh.. no. 168 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,521 What's the total?No. 169 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:06,043 What's the total?Not gonna tell you. 170 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,524 [repeating quickly]: What's the total? 171 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:09,047 $200,000. 172 00:05:10,613 --> 00:05:12,312 [plays Seinfeldopening theme] 173 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:18,535 Seinfeld. 174 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,411 Moment of truth. 175 00:05:25,454 --> 00:05:28,023 Yup, here it is. 176 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:29,720 So, please, don't feel any pressure to like it, 177 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:33,507 even though I spent 7,000 hours writing it. 178 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,074 So without further ado, or as Pepperwood would say, 179 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:38,512 "Ah-don't." [chuckles] 180 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,470 You'll get that when you read it. 181 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,819 Here it is. 182 00:05:42,863 --> 00:05:44,300 Here it is. 183 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,040 I cannot wait to read this. 184 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,521 I cannot wait 185 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,218 to R-E-A... 186 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,524 BOTH: Jess! 187 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:52,742 Hey, there she is. 188 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,442 Oh, me, hey.[chuckles] 189 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:56,529 Sorry to interrupt. Are you re-reading 190 00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:57,834 The Pepperwood Chronicles? 191 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,315 It is actually my very first time. 192 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,449 A TPCvirgin.Yeah. 193 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,538 "Ah-don't..." believe it. [chuckles] 194 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:05,755 I'll get out of your hair. 195 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,584 No, no, no, stay.No, what is all that stuff in your hands? 196 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:08,759 I'm totaling my assets. 197 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,456 It's really bleak. 198 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,415 You can't say that and then not elaborate, right? 199 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,416 No, I feel like we should really unpack this. 200 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,678 Really?Definitely. 201 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:16,853 Thanks, guys. 202 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,987 Well, 203 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:20,901 Robby's medical bills are a fifth of $1 million dollars 204 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,860 and I'm freaking out. 205 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:24,471 I almost rounded up all my ballet flats 206 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,343 and sold them on flattyflattyboomboom.com, 207 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,692 the premier Web site for used flats. 208 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,042 Well, there are other options. There are other options. 209 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,435 Um, as somebody who passed the bar exam eight years ago, 210 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,612 I could offer you legal expertise. 211 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,788 I could read the medical paperwork. 212 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,444 Oh! An almost lawyer and a sort of doctor. 213 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:43,314 Lucky me. Okay. 214 00:06:43,358 --> 00:06:45,143 Strategy sesh in the cubicle. 215 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,406 I'll meet you guys there. 216 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,018 Or we can go-- all go together 217 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,062 if you want Together. Yeah. 218 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,151 Yeah, let's go together.Great. 219 00:06:54,064 --> 00:06:55,718 I rewrote the EstroFuel ad 220 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:56,590 to star a hunk, 221 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,808 and I got Donovan the gig. 222 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,028 [Cece laughs]WINSTON: Whoo! Yes! 223 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,117 Hey, everybody, I just want to let you know, 224 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,944 I've thought about it, and I'm quitting modeling 225 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:06,382 to focus on applying to police school. 226 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:14,302 Honey, that is a very radical career change, okay? 227 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,305 That's why I like it. I can't be tied down. 228 00:07:16,957 --> 00:07:19,307 Picture this: 229 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,483 your mom has night sweats. 230 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:22,658 She needs relief. 231 00:07:22,702 --> 00:07:25,182 Luckily, she has a handsome son 232 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:26,706 to go pick up her supplements, 233 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,884 because menopause isn't just about women anymore. 234 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,189 EstroFuel: 235 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:35,062 Putting the men back in menopause. 236 00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:36,064 Starring Donovan. 237 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:37,064 Wow. [whooping] 238 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,066 That's... Wow, 239 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,197 what an opportunity. 240 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,502 But I'm becoming a cop. 241 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,069 No. No! 242 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:43,331 You are the face 243 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,507 of EstroFuel. 244 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,161 The shoot is tonight. 245 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,204 Oh, my God, it's tonight? 246 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,206 And I told my boss that 247 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,773 Cece's Boys would be there. 248 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,644 You told your boss...Thank you, I'll see you there. 249 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:53,168 Winston, you ready for the tour? 250 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:54,168 Hmm?The what? 251 00:07:54,211 --> 00:07:55,865 Huh? Yea... [chuckles] 252 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,302 Here's what happened, let me explain this. 253 00:07:58,346 --> 00:07:59,740 Um, I offered Don 254 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:00,958 a tour of the precinct, 255 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,132 he accepted, 256 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,351 and now it's happening. 257 00:08:03,394 --> 00:08:04,658 [sighs] 258 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,093 Okay, Winston? Winston! 259 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,704 Yeah?You better make sure that this is the worst tour 260 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:09,663 that you've ever given anyone in your life. 261 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,533 And that's gonna be tough. 262 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:13,884 I've given some really bad tours. 263 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,973 [sighs] 264 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:18,889 Okay, does this rendering represent 265 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,237 the incident in question? 266 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:21,935 There was waymore blood. 267 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:23,589 Wait, come on, it was not this violent. 268 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:24,634 It was way worse. 269 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:25,721 Grown men fainted. 270 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,898 Jess, I found something. The hospital billed Robby for 271 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:31,423 the Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post-Op Recovery Suite. 272 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:32,599 That's obviously a mistake. 273 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,990 Uh, that's not a mistake, actually. 274 00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:35,123 I needed a private room 275 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:36,558 because a lot of times in my dreams, 276 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:38,995 I'm thinking about concerts that I really enjoy going to, 277 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:41,738 so it's just a lot of me clapping and singing along. 278 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,913 [sighing]: I can't afford this. 279 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,828 Well, you don't have to, just let me pay. 280 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,395 No, you don't pay. I pay! 281 00:08:47,438 --> 00:08:48,701 What if no one pays? 282 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,485 From my drawing, 283 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,834 I don't see any signage. 284 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,706 Do you see any signage? So here's my question. 285 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:53,750 Do you remember seeing 286 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,404 any safety signs near the machine? 287 00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:57,405 This is important. 288 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:58,581 There was just a poster saying that 289 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,235 they were closed on Veteran's Day. 290 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,452 That's what I wanted to hear. 291 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:03,150 Folks, we got a lawsuit. [chuckling] 292 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:04,413 Good job.Great. 293 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,719 Seriously, guys, just let me pay this. 294 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:06,937 Say that one more time. Say that 295 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,634 you're gonna pay one more time and see what happens. 296 00:09:08,677 --> 00:09:09,722 Wow, okay. 297 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,768 You know what usually calms me down? 298 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:12,769 A good mall walk. 299 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:14,727 No, we're suing the gym. 300 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,163 Nick, take it away. 301 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,860 Well, I would love to, but legally, 302 00:09:17,904 --> 00:09:19,254 I can't practice law. 303 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,038 Yeah, I have a really good lawyer, she's an animal. 304 00:09:21,081 --> 00:09:22,169 So you're on board now? 305 00:09:22,212 --> 00:09:24,215 Yeah, I just go with the flow. 306 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,259 [phone beeps]I'm gonna call my gal. 307 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:27,653 We need the office. 308 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,046 JESS: What's wrong? Yeah, so, 309 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,831 Schmidt booked Donovan a photo shoot at Ass Strat, 310 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,485 but Donovan just quit modeling 311 00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:34,661 so that he could become a cop. 312 00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:35,749 [phone ringing]A cop? 313 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,184 It's my boss, Kim. 314 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:38,969 [sighing]: God, I hate her. Hello, Kimberly. 315 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:39,970 You sound like your skin 316 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,624 looks amazing. 317 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,408 All right, Reagan, you can get to reading. 318 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:45,889 We can stick around if you want us to. 319 00:09:45,932 --> 00:09:47,063 I don't think it's necessary.You need us? 320 00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:48,456 We'll stick around for you.I don't think so. 321 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,240 NICK: Yeah, we'll stick around. 322 00:09:49,283 --> 00:09:50,327 Winston! Winston! 323 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:51,328 Me! 324 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,330 Did you make police work 325 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,418 look as boring as possible? 326 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,985 I want so badly to tell you yes, 327 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,899 but there was a situation. 328 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,206 Protect and serve, 329 00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,903 more like protect and snooze. 330 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,817 [sighing]: Yeah, this is boring. 331 00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,254 Bishop, 332 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,691 a word. 333 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,825 And the word is... 334 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,697 "moo." 335 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,482 ALL: Moo! 336 00:10:14,525 --> 00:10:16,876 Shut up! I-I'm the C.O.W.? 337 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:17,878 I'm the-- I'm the cop of the week? 338 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,706 ALL: ♪ Celebrate good times 339 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,707 ♪ Moo moo 340 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,927 ♪ Celebrate good times 341 00:10:24,971 --> 00:10:25,711 ♪ Moo moo 342 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:26,668 I'm home! 343 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:28,758 Well, congratulations, Winston, 344 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:29,629 on finally making C.O.W. 345 00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:31,717 And damn you! 346 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,328 Cece, we're gonna have go put out a menopause fire. 347 00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:35,721 CECE: Let's go!I made C.O.W., though. 348 00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:36,897 I made C.O.W., we ain't forgetting about all that. 349 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,115 ROBBY: Okay, so, 350 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:39,246 my lawyer says I don't have a case 351 00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,943 against the gym because I signed a waiver. 352 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,336 A waiver? Jess, you did not say anything 353 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:43,337 about a waiver. 354 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,730 Was that it? 355 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,384 She didn't advise me on anything else. 356 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,602 Okay. [chuckles] 357 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,908 No one says the word "advise" 358 00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:49,909 unless they got advice, 359 00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:50,911 so what did she advise? 360 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:53,347 Uh... oh, no. 361 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,088 What did she advise?She didn't... it just wasn't... 362 00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:56,698 What did she advise?It didn't... 363 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:57,961 Come on, what did she advise? 364 00:10:58,004 --> 00:10:58,918 She advised that I sue! 365 00:10:58,961 --> 00:10:59,701 I knew it! Who? 366 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:00,615 You. 367 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,226 Me? 368 00:11:04,184 --> 00:11:05,142 Nick, can I read your book? 369 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,708 I was just about to suggest it. 370 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,927 NICK: Let's get out of here.Schmidt and Cece need me. 371 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,368 Whoa! God, what's that smell?[coughs] 372 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:18,851 I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear? 373 00:11:18,894 --> 00:11:20,504 I told my lawyer that you're just an innocent bystander. 374 00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,594 Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall? 375 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,772 I mean, there is a big sale at this Japanese cereal store. 376 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,730 It sounds amazing. 377 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:31,211 You really think I was an innocent bystander, do you? 378 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,865 Is that bad?Yeah. 379 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,998 I'm just saying that I don't really think 380 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,956 that you, uh, ever do anything wrong. 381 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,873 [laughs] Anything? Ever?Oh, we're starting 382 00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:40,961 to get into this. Look... 383 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,875 I know a great place where we can hash this over. 384 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,615 It's a place called Hash It Over. 385 00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,749 It's in the food court at the mall, it's a hash brown... 386 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,706 We're not going to the mall. 387 00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:57,325 Why are you watching... 388 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,153 Why amI watching you?Why are you? 389 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,763 I'm not anymore.Okay. 390 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,895 Weird to watch. That's why I'm not gonna do it. 391 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,461 Great.Bye. 392 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,464 I thought this was about a bill, but apparently, 393 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,813 it's about our whole relationship. 394 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,684 How could I date someone who doesn't 395 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,600 see me realistically?No, but, Jess... 396 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,384 I mess stuff up all the time. 397 00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,778 Ask Nick. He knows. Nick, do I mess things up? 398 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,128 You know it, baby. Bye! 399 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,826 I promised I wouldn't come back, 400 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,871 but it is a little uncomfortable out there. 401 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,438 [low snoring] 402 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:25,788 [sighs] 403 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,225 Jess, I know that you have flaws.Okay, name one. 404 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,836 [chuckles] Uh... [clears throat] 405 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,053 Easy. 406 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:32,794 You walk too fast through a museum. 407 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:35,493 Although, it is pretty good, because we get to see everything 408 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,495 and then we have time for the cafe afterwards. 409 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,889 I'm gonna say that overall it enriches the experience. 410 00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:41,020 That is just a compliment! 411 00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:43,980 I will be in the cubicle drinking myself numb. 412 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,287 Please, keep fighting.Appreciate it. 413 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,418 KIM: I am paying a top-notch photographer 414 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:50,378 to sit around and bitch about how hard it is 415 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:53,033 to find French cigarettes in Los Angeles. Where's the model? 416 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,686 Changing. 417 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,688 Yeah, um, uh, Donovan, are you almost ready? 418 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:59,429 WINSTON: I am changing. 419 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,953 I am Donovan. 420 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:02,738 What agency did you use again? 421 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,870 Cece's Boys. 422 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,960 Look-- Cece herself showed up. She's very hands-on. 423 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,395 That's your wife. I've met her many times. 424 00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:09,527 Schmidt, if this falls through... 425 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,051 Look, my client will be here, 426 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,400 and if for some reason he's not, that is on me 427 00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:14,967 and only me.I'm gonna go 428 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,970 shout into a toilet. 429 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,928 Okay, well, what are we gonna do now? 430 00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,538 Babe, weare not gonna do anything, okay? 431 00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:22,889 You have done so much for me, 432 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,282 more than any normal person, and I love you. 433 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,720 But if I am gonna graduate from the dining room table, 434 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:32,506 I need to learn how to manage my clients on my own. 435 00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:35,118 [sighs] Okay. 436 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:38,294 Oh, man, that was intense. Uh, also, Schmidt, 437 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:40,644 I printed something-- do you know where it went? 438 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,822 Not now.Okay, it's voice mail. 439 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,346 Donovan... 440 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,087 I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay? 441 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,786 But that's why being a model is... 442 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,134 perfect for you. 443 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,658 Because if you're a cop, 444 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:56,225 then you're just gonna be a cop. 445 00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,751 But if you're a model, then you can be everyone. 446 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,537 You can be 447 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,105 an ice cream man, a rocketeer, a jewel thief, 448 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,366 or an underwear guy 449 00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:09,326 in a $10 million loft whose only furniture is a telescope. 450 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,326 So, help me... 451 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:13,764 help you... 452 00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:16,115 become the everyone that you can be! 453 00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:18,118 That's how you do it!That was awesome! 454 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,162 Yes! Right? [chuckles] 455 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,163 That was amazing. 456 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,513 It felt good. 457 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,080 You think it worked?Couldn't tell you. 458 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,081 ROBBY: I know you're capable 459 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:25,951 of messing up.Really? 460 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,126 Because you won't even admit 461 00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:28,605 that the gym thing is my fault. 462 00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,479 Your lawyer wants you to sue me, 463 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,914 and frankly, I agree with her. 464 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,134 So sue me.I am not gonna sue you. 465 00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:37,832 Then how can I ever trust you?That doesn't make any sense. 466 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,182 You know what? If you're not gonna sue me, 467 00:14:39,225 --> 00:14:40,182 then get out of here. 468 00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,489 Fine, but I will tell you this. 469 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:45,057 You will notbe hearing from my lawyer. 470 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,275 Bye, Nick. 471 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,191 NICK: See you, Robby.I forgot you were there. 472 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,365 Reagan was right. 473 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:50,976 These noise-canceling headphones 474 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,065 are really broken. 475 00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:53,761 I could hear everything. 476 00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:03,206 God, why are tiny rakes so soothing? 477 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,557 You know, I think I'm finally starting to understand momentum. 478 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,212 Which, apparently, my book does not have. 479 00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,649 Nick, everyone loves it. 480 00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:13,782 Robby wrote fan fiction for it. 481 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,653 He wrote fan fiction?[softly]: Yeah. 482 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,873 That means the world to me.He loves it so much. 483 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,221 Don't take this the wrong way about Robby, 484 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:22,833 but he is way too good for you. 485 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,445 [laughs]He's way too good for everybody. 486 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,446 I know. 487 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,143 What is wrong with me? 488 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,231 [sighs heavily]: Oh... 489 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:31,191 Any insight, ex to ex? 490 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,408 Of what's wrong with you? 491 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,673 Oh, this feels like a trap. 492 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:36,543 [laughs] 493 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,674 Well, you know, 494 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,373 maybe when things are going good, 495 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:42,245 you get scared and you look for reasons to doubt it. 496 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,812 Yeah. 497 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,813 Is that what happened with us? 498 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:47,554 I mean, I can't begin to understand 499 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,251 what happened with us, but maybe. 500 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,427 So, what are you gonna do about Reagan? 501 00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:54,865 I don't know. Her opinion means a lot to me, so... 502 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,999 Well, I think that's good you're letting yourself be vulnerable. 503 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,783 Was I not that with you?Who knows 504 00:15:58,826 --> 00:15:59,870 what happened with us? 505 00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:02,613 We were just kids. Like, you had a box, 506 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,006 and I wanted you to get a bank account. 507 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,052 Well, they're kind of the same thing.Well... 508 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,837 You wanted to live on a lake; I wanted to live on Mars. 509 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,621 You wanted to be a truck driver on Mars, 510 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,405 which is impractical.Well, I need to work. 511 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:13,798 Well, I need to work. 512 00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,235 I don't want to fight with you.Let's not fight. 513 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,845 Let's not get into the details 514 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,412 again. 515 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,066 Look, to getting older and wiser. 516 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,241 And hopefully, a little bit better. 517 00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:24,331 Cheers.Cheers. 518 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,466 All right, time to face the music. 519 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,033 [softly]: Yeah. 520 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,863 Relationships are so hard. 521 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,429 I know. 522 00:16:36,472 --> 00:16:37,735 [sighs] 523 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:40,738 But we can't stay in here forever, can we? 524 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:45,047 ♪ 525 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,053 No, we can't. 526 00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:54,403 No, we can't. 527 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,277 Okay. 528 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,365 [groans] 529 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,196 I'm taking the gin with me, though. 530 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,721 Alcohol is kind of a cubicle for the insides. 531 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:09,723 Nick, you're like a... drunk Maya Angelou. 532 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,465 Not the first time I heard that. 533 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,554 CECE: No, I don't want to buy 534 00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:14,684 your weed. 535 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,036 Yes, I understand how primo it is. 536 00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:21,561 Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end. 537 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,432 Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan. 538 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,347 [faintly]: Hey. 539 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,349 That's Winston. I know these people, Schmidt. 540 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,701 I've met them, and their pictures are everywhere. 541 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:32,137 Why is everyone standing around? 542 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,313 Donovan!Yes! 543 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:35,531 Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop. 544 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,795 My manager convinced me to be a model. 545 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,971 Welcome to Cece's Boys, Donovan. 546 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,104 Oh, yes. 547 00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,411 Kim is happy. 548 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:47,848 [both chuckle] 549 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,643 Hey.Hi. 550 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,951 Cool windbreaker. 551 00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:04,257 Is that new?Yeah. 552 00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:07,564 I just went to the mall; I did a little retail therapy.Yeah. 553 00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:09,522 Look, I'm really sorry about today. 554 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,134 I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong. 555 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,181 It's just... a thing that I do. 556 00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,355 I'm sorry, too. 557 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,357 I mean, sometimes I act more like a... 558 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,315 superfan than a boyfriend. 559 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,317 And I don't want to do that with you. 560 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,189 I don't want to do my thing, either. 561 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:24,493 It's going really well. 562 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,930 Especially considering it started 563 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:28,150 with you dropping 175 pounds of iron on my face. 564 00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:30,020 So you admit it's my fault! 565 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,327 Okay, I'll admit that... it's half your fault. 566 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,548 I mean, look, I could have yelled out 567 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:37,072 and said "stop" or something, but... 568 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,813 I wanted you to kiss me. 569 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:40,162 And hey, 570 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,163 I'm paying that medical bill, okay? 571 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,165 Because... I'm rich. 572 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,211 Okay, fine. But I am knitting you 573 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,778 $200,000 worth of scarves. 574 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:49,953 [laughs]Final offer. 575 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,607 Deal. 576 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:55,221 Now stand still-- I'm coming in for the romantic gesture. 577 00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:56,047 Oh! 578 00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:58,615 JESS: Are you wearing perfume? 579 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,400 I hugged a limo driver.[Jess laughs] 580 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,446 Oh, my God! Nick!Geez. 581 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,624 [laughing]: Oh, my God. Oh... 582 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,192 Uh... I, uh... 583 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,976 Fell asleep on my book. 584 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,240 It's okay. 585 00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,546 Agatha Christie's husband, David... 586 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,069 notoriously hated her writing. 587 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,375 Hatedit. 588 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,116 But they had other things, you know? 589 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,034 They had surfing, dogs-- they rescued a lot of dogs-- 590 00:19:26,076 --> 00:19:27,775 had electric sex...I'm afraid 591 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:29,211 I'm not gonna like your book.Thank you 592 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,473 for stopping me-- I don't even know what I was talking about. 593 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,823 I don't know anything about Agatha Christie. 594 00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:35,695 Honestly, I've never really liked fiction. 595 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,436 It puts me to sleep. 596 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,915 Okay. 597 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,917 That helps, to know that. 598 00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:43,398 Why didn't you just say that before? 599 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,836 I was embarrassed, 600 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,272 and I didn't want you to think 601 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,057 that I'm not excited to read your book, because I am. 602 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,016 I am excited.So... 603 00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:54,671 you're excited to read my book, you just might fall asleep 604 00:19:54,714 --> 00:19:56,846 when you read it, but it's not personal. 605 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:57,631 Yes. 606 00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,893 [laughing]: Okay. 607 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:00,199 ♪ 608 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,289 It's a lotof pages.It is, yeah. 609 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,682 Would it help if I read some of it out loud? 610 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,816 Just so you get the New Orleans flavor? 611 00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,730 I think it will. 612 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,259 [Cajun accent]: "Julius Pepperwood loved three things in his life-- 613 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,522 "his gumbo... 614 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,307 "his sex... 615 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,309 "and more of that sweet gumbo. 616 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,268 [chuckles] 617 00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:28,749 Her legs were as long as the deep..."[snoring] 618 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:31,359 You have got to be kidding me! 619 00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:33,449 Just kidding. [laughs] 620 00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:34,929 [Cece groans] 621 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,670 What's wrong with the house again? 622 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:38,714 Well, I'm just worried about this one room. 623 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,282 Mm-hmm.It feels like it's becoming... 624 00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,153 your home office. 625 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,765 [gasps, laughs] 626 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,896 Oh, my God. 627 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,769 I can't believe that you did this! 628 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:50,249 It's... 629 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,425 It's so amazing. 630 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,515 Look at that. EstroFuel.And a... 631 00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:57,951 framed, shirtless picture 632 00:20:57,994 --> 00:20:59,213 of you. Well... 633 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,911 I'm the original Cece's boy. 634 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,957 OGCB fo' life.I love it 635 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,740 so much, babe. I love it so much, 636 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,439 I can't wait to start working here. 637 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,483 And I'm gonna start working here right now. 638 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,746 This very second 639 00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,530 while there are no distractions. 640 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,663 N-No d... no distractions. 641 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,361 It's perfect. Thank you. Total silence. 642 00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:17,405 It's incredible. What a sanctuary. 643 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,451 Complete silence. You got it. 644 00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:20,452 I love you. Have fun. 645 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,976 You... No distractions. 646 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,327 Abort. Abort. Abort. 647 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,417 But Robby wrote a Cece's Boys theme song for the band. 648 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:31,289 CECE: Schmidt?Scatter! Scatter! Go, go! 649 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,166 ♪ Los Cece's Boys. 650 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,256 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH