1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,220 JESS: What a Halloween! 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:06,267 Whoa! Whoa!Yes! Marcia Clark 3 00:00:06,309 --> 00:00:08,051 cleaned that party out. 4 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,965 I can't believe nobody got our costumes. 5 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,445 I know. I'm not Shapiro. 6 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:14,753 I'm very clearly Travolta playingShapiro. 7 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:16,059 Where-where is the... Where did the Juice go? 8 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,277 Is he back on the freeway? 9 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,193 Three, two, one. Midnight, November 1. 10 00:00:20,236 --> 00:00:22,109 Merry Christmas season. 11 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,067 Mmm... Okay. 12 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,111 [whistles][muttering] 13 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,286 NICK: Uh, Jess, 14 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:27,722 Winston has something he would like to tell you. 15 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:28,724 Oh! Go ahead, Winston. 16 00:00:28,766 --> 00:00:30,204 What? Oh, yeah, yeah, from... 17 00:00:30,246 --> 00:00:33,119 We did rock-paper-scissors. Okay. 18 00:00:33,162 --> 00:00:34,121 Well, you know, 19 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,209 well, we were all thinkin', 20 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,472 and we were all on the same page. 21 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:38,777 We were thinking 22 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:42,737 that maybe we don't do Christmas this year. 23 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,264 You know, that would be 24 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:51,311 a great seminar topic in a 25 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:53,356 school for demons! 26 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,271 Backup. I need backup. Your turn. 27 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:55,490 Well, Jess, Christmas is just 28 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,665 so stressful with the lists 29 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,103 and the lines and-and the dancing girls 30 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:01,582 at TV Town Song Room. 31 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,280 TV Town Song Room? 32 00:01:03,323 --> 00:01:05,325 Do you mean Radio City Music Hall? Yeah. 33 00:01:05,368 --> 00:01:07,109 How could you get so many things wrong in a row? 34 00:01:07,153 --> 00:01:09,025 At Radio City Music's Hall. 35 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,373 What is going on here? 36 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,462 Christmas isn't stressful. 37 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,463 Babe. Babe.CECE: You get 38 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,596 more stressed out by Christmas 39 00:01:14,638 --> 00:01:16,075 than anyone I know. 40 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,775 The spirit of Christmas. 41 00:01:21,254 --> 00:01:23,257 [electrical hissing, booming clack] 42 00:01:23,299 --> 00:01:25,171 Son of a whore! 43 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,912 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.[yelling] 44 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,784 In my defense, I hadn't slept for six days. 45 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,481 But I do see your point. 46 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,614 Okay. Great. Hmm. 47 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,746 So it's official. Christmas is canceled. 48 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:36,966 No, Christmas is not canceled. 49 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,359 Christmas gifts are how you show the people you love 50 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:41,275 that you care in a very special, magical 51 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:43,364 and highly mandatory way. 52 00:01:43,406 --> 00:01:45,278 You want me to shop until I drop, and I don't want to drop. 53 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,280 How about this? 54 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,283 One special gift, one person, 55 00:01:49,325 --> 00:01:52,198 and a guessing game at the end. Secret Santa! 56 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:54,200 One moment, please.[Jess sighs] 57 00:01:54,243 --> 00:01:56,072 [whispering] 58 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,030 It's the perfect compromise. Come on. 59 00:01:58,073 --> 00:02:00,250 [whispering] 60 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,382 [gavel banging on table] 61 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:03,296 General agreement.NICK: General agreement. 62 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,427 Sure. We can do that. We can do it. 63 00:02:04,471 --> 00:02:06,864 Yes! It's a deal. Okay. 64 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,215 [Nick screaming] 65 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,389 [laughing]: Whoa. Whoa. 66 00:02:09,432 --> 00:02:10,651 Oh.It's just me. 67 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:12,218 I'm feeling really good. 68 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,307 ♪ 69 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,443 Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody! 70 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:24,883 Secret Santa starts tonight at 6:00 p.m., aka 7:00 p.m. eve. 71 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:26,407 Snacks will be potluck. 72 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:27,189 I call baba ghanoush. 73 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,757 It brings back such good memories. 74 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,324 My dad waking me up with hot cocoa, 75 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:34,457 my dog Frank dressed up as Rudolph, 76 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:35,894 looking out the window, 77 00:02:35,937 --> 00:02:38,026 watching for snow, 78 00:02:38,069 --> 00:02:39,332 dancing around the Christmas tree 79 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,334 to the sweet sounds 80 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,856 of Darlene Love's 81 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,336 "Christmas [Baby Please Come Home]." 82 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:44,381 Darlene what now? 83 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,469 ♪ The snow's coming down 84 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,079 Love me some Darlene. 85 00:02:48,123 --> 00:02:50,343 ♪ I'm watching it fall... 86 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,040 What am Iwatching now? 87 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,435 Two kilos of uncut joy. Little reminder-- 88 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,002 uh, tonight is for Secret Santa gifts only. 89 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:59,091 So, married people, 90 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:01,572 please exchange your gifts at another time. CECE: Oh, don't worry. 91 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,921 Schmidt and I aren't getting each other gifts this year.Uh-uh. 92 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:06,229 Is that 'cause of the Jew thing? Jew thing? 93 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:08,622 That's just a phrase that falls out of your mouth these days. 94 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,930 Oh, sorry. 95 00:03:11,973 --> 00:03:15,237 I-I took the last Jew thing. 96 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,457 This will be the only gift that Cece is getting this Christmas, 97 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:20,287 so whoever has her, please step it up. 98 00:03:20,329 --> 00:03:22,506 CECE: Right, and the same goes for my man. 99 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,681 Just because he doesn't believe in the Lord doesn't mean 100 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,510 he can't have cake at the birthday party. 101 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,252 So, whoever has him better bring it, 102 00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:33,430 because I know I got the perfect gift for... 103 00:03:33,473 --> 00:03:34,257 JESS: Up-bup-bup-bup! 104 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,127 SecretSanta. 105 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:37,390 Also, to that point, 106 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,305 we're all in danger of revealing ourselves 107 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:42,483 through little clues such as... 108 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,485 cave man wrapping skills. 109 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:46,312 I got mozzarella sticks for fingers. 110 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:48,358 You're making this very stressful, Jess. 111 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:50,490 No, it's not, because we have a Secret Santa helper, 112 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:52,319 and his name is... 113 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,929 Robby! Whoa! Oh. Oh. 114 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:55,322 How long you been out there, man? 115 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,149 Eh, long enough to make it weird. 116 00:03:57,192 --> 00:03:58,498 But I could hear everything, though, so... 117 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,631 Sorry about the wait.Oh, it's okay. 118 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,459 I slept in a little bit. [laughs] 119 00:04:02,502 --> 00:04:04,983 Robby is going to wrap and label all of your gifts 120 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:06,507 to ensure anonymity. 121 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,289 I'm just gonna go wait in Jess' room. 122 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,378 I look forward to working with you all. 123 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,814 I got to get back to work. 124 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,513 I told the entire staff they can have three days off 125 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:15,515 'cause Christmas is usually dead at the bar. 126 00:04:15,558 --> 00:04:17,735 So, it's just gonna be me and the receipts.SCHMIDT: You haven't 127 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:20,216 done those yet? Nick, our accountant needs them today. 128 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:21,435 Yeah, I know. It's the dodate, 129 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,350 so, I'm going to do them today. 130 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,654 D-U-E, Nicholas. 131 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:29,093 D-O-I-N-G-I-N-G. Doing.The doing date. 132 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:33,360 If you think about it, D-O-I-N-G shouldn't be doing. 133 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,012 It should be freaking "doyng." 134 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,754 [laughing] Nick, you got 'em?! 135 00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:40,192 You look like you should be paying child support in Florida. 136 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,547 I get Nick the perfect gift, 137 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,939 and then he goes and buys it for himself. 138 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,550 What am I supposed to get him now? 139 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,115 You could get Nick some tap shoes, right? 140 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,596 They do make walking fun.[scoffs] 141 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,946 I told you that about tap shoes, you tree. 142 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,338 Now think, Jessica. 143 00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:58,601 You're the greatest gift-giver of all time. 144 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,951 [gasps] I've got it. 145 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:02,911 Whatever it is, I got it covered. 146 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:03,824 Oh, no, Robby. 147 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:06,610 What I'm giving him cannot be wrapped. 148 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:08,002 Is it a memory? 149 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,396 No. Ah. 150 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:12,747 A house? No. 151 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,622 Damn it, man, false alarm. 152 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:21,233 I thought that was the mailman with my Secret Santa gift. 153 00:05:21,276 --> 00:05:22,451 Yes, I know, Winston. 154 00:05:22,495 --> 00:05:24,497 You've run in here at least six times. You know, 155 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,803 now you can just track the package. I can? 156 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,240 Yes. 157 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:32,505 Let's see. KXHD136. 158 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,507 You memorized the package tracking number, 159 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,379 but you didn't know that you could use that number 160 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:39,163 to track the package?What?! 161 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:42,384 9:18 a.m. refused delivery? 162 00:05:42,428 --> 00:05:43,951 Did you refuse a package 163 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,867 to Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo? 164 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,653 Listen to what you just asked. Of course I did. 165 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,394 [bangs on table] Damn it! 166 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:52,612 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 167 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,396 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 168 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,659 Damn it, Schmidt! I 169 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,619 am Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo! 170 00:05:58,661 --> 00:06:01,055 It is my Secret Santa alias. Yeah. Oh. 171 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:03,666 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 172 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,321 I don't have a gift for tonight now. 173 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,843 Well, this is not my problem, Winston. 174 00:06:06,887 --> 00:06:09,629 Oh, no, it isyour problem.Oh, you had me? 175 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,502 I did not have Jess, I did not have Nick, I do not have you. 176 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:17,855 It's fairly obvious who I dohave. 177 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,860 I figured it out. You have Cece. Oh. 178 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:24,819 My Cece. My Cece can't go gift-less. 179 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,995 I like to think of her as ourCece. 180 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,911 You screwed the pooch on this one, Winston.Me? I didn't screw the pooch. 181 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,564 Yes, you did.You didn't sign for it! 182 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,915 How was I supposed to sign for Garage-A-Roo's package? 183 00:06:33,957 --> 00:06:35,481 You and your dang old aliases. 184 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:37,571 You have a new alias every day, Winston. 185 00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:39,659 Yes, but you should know it's me!Garage-A-Roo, Kenneth. 186 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:41,704 But it was me clearly! Kenneth, Kenneth. 187 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:44,577 Rick Smits, Big Poppy Jones. 188 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,317 These are the dumbest names I've ever heard! 189 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,451 Pontius Pilate. AKA Idiot. 190 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,278 Maybe that truck is still in the neighborhood. 191 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,802 Let's go out and try and get it. Wait! 192 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:56,459 This just became a Schmidt and a Jay Garage-A-Roo mess-around. 193 00:06:56,502 --> 00:06:58,069 Freakin' Jay Garage-A-Roo.[laughs] 194 00:06:58,112 --> 00:07:00,723 So I fly you down. You are my gift to Nick. 195 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:01,725 What do you say? 196 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,291 I don't know, Jess. 197 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,946 I mean, I have a really big pitch tomorrow. 198 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:06,468 It's a treatment for... 199 00:07:06,512 --> 00:07:10,038 I mean, the polite term is "gravelly bowel syndrome." 200 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,083 So fly down for one night. 201 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,519 What could be more 202 00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:14,911 romantic or magical? 203 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,653 I will orchestrate the whole surprise. 204 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:17,653 Lighting, blocking, 205 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:18,699 costumes...Okay, you know what? 206 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,483 I... I'm in. 207 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,266 You are? I thought I was gonna have to give you 208 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,704 the hard sell.That's part of the reason 209 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:24,747 why I'm in. But... 210 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,271 also, I haven't seen Nick 211 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:28,360 in a couple weeks, and I really miss his nonsense. 212 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:30,187 And that ass-- am I right? 213 00:07:30,231 --> 00:07:31,494 She's in! 214 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:32,713 Whoo! 215 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:34,889 ROBBY: Pope Francis, we have a miracle worker. 216 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,935 [laughing]The only thing left to do is... 217 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,634 Hey, Nick. 218 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:43,550 I, um, just am doing a little laundry. 219 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,855 I got just enough room for your bedsheets. 220 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,509 May I do the honors? 221 00:07:47,553 --> 00:07:49,643 But don't touch 'em, they're exactly how I like 'em. 222 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:52,558 But I'm really glad you called. The bar is an absolute zoo. 223 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:54,603 I haven't even gotten to the receipts yet. 224 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:55,518 Wh-- wait, what? 225 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,605 The point is, I'm swamped, 226 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,086 and I'm not gonna make it for Secret Santa. 227 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,608 What?I'm sorry. 228 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,350 I'm just not gonna make it. 229 00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:03,221 Jess, Nick is still gonna enjoy seeing Reagan, 230 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:04,571 even if it means she's just gonna 231 00:08:04,613 --> 00:08:05,572 hang out with him at the bar. 232 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,355 Yeah, it's the thought that counts. 233 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,793 Yeah.If you're in the lump of coal business! 234 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:11,360 I have to go help Nick 235 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,187 so he can be here for the surprise. 236 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:14,798 Did you get-- No, you don't have a drink. 237 00:08:14,841 --> 00:08:15,886 What do you want, a beer? 238 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:16,973 I'll get you in a second there, buddy. 239 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,237 Weirdly, this is not the first time 240 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,543 Nick has failed to mention elves 241 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:21,848 in a crisis situation. 242 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,548 This is way worse than you said. 243 00:08:25,591 --> 00:08:27,942 [inhales] I'm out of here. It's my day off, and... 244 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,420 You know what, actually, I don't need more than that. 245 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:30,987 Wait, wait, wait, no. Cece, I need your help. 246 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:31,988 I need your help. 247 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,426 We have to get Nick home for Secret Santa. 248 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,427 Ooh, you have him. 249 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:38,212 Yes, I got Nick. I got Nick. 250 00:08:38,255 --> 00:08:39,779 Reagan's flying out from Seattle. 251 00:08:39,822 --> 00:08:41,563 Oh... 252 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:43,173 And we're double-teaming him. 253 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:45,611 Okay, listen to me very carefully, okay? 254 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,570 You mean "tag-teaming." 255 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,005 This is the exact same thing 256 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:51,269 that happened when you handed that checkout guy coupons 257 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,183 and said that we'd been scissoring all day. 258 00:08:53,227 --> 00:08:56,057 Oh. He helped us with our bags. He was such a gentleman. 259 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,232 No, he was not. 260 00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,799 Hey, what are you two doing here? 261 00:08:59,842 --> 00:09:01,149 What are all these elves doing here? 262 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,932 Oh, they just got off a shift at the mall. 263 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,631 You know, I've been thinking, since they're all regular size, 264 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:08,634 my theory is it's a mall for giants.Let us help. 265 00:09:08,677 --> 00:09:10,811 We'll man the bar. You can hit the receipts. 266 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,595 Ah, it'll be fine. Someone just has to give 267 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,813 my Secret Santa gift. It's for... 268 00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:16,424 No! Sorry. 269 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,731 Look, I know you don't love Secret Santa, but... 270 00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,995 don't be alone on Christmas Eve Eve. 271 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,735 Be with the people you love. 272 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:25,913 All right, you're right. 273 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,827 I'll take the help. 274 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:30,700 Uh, time for the receipts, I guess. 275 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:31,571 Let me go grab my calculator. 276 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,706 [groans] We have a lot of work to do. 277 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:38,881 One, two, 278 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,230 three, four... 279 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,105 Whoa! Whoa.Excuse me, uh, 280 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,628 Deb, we need to check your trunk. 281 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,889 We're looking for a package. 282 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:50,197 It is addressed to Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo. 283 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,415 What a stupid name. 284 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,330 Tell it to your stupid wife, man, 285 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,461 it's one of our inside jokes. 286 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:54,855 You two don't have inside jokes. 287 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,422 Man, we got loads of inside jokes! 288 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,990 My turtleneck, uh, my trick hip, 289 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,253 that "Hok-fooey, Jean Luc!" 290 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,732 Get off my truck. 291 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:06,909 Please, it is Christmas Eve... Eve. 292 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:07,998 That's right.Yes. 293 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,434 That's my night. So go home 294 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,350 and wait for your package. 295 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,830 All right, fine. [chuckles] 296 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,004 Okay, whatever. 297 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,702 [sighs heavily][device beeping] 298 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:18,442 You know what, Deb, that's where you're wrong. 299 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,443 There was a time 300 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,446 when we didn't need people like you. 301 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,533 There was a time where a man 302 00:10:22,577 --> 00:10:24,580 could go into a place, buy a thing 303 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,928 and leave with that thing. 304 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:27,669 You weren't involved at all. 305 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:29,236 You lost me, Schmidt. What are you talking about? 306 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,240 Stores, Winston!Oh, stores! 307 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,676 I remember those.Stores? 308 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,157 What are you gonna do? Pay sales tax? 309 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,158 Park? 310 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,463 [laughing] 311 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,030 Stores!Oh! 312 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,903 Brick and mortar, baby![shattering] 313 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,600 I know that she loves me, 314 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,907 so why won't she touch me?Larry, 315 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,082 you've got to go home, okay? 316 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,562 Why isn't Nick done? 317 00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:51,868 It's been four hours. 318 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,740 Reagan's on a plane, Secret Santa's in an hour, 319 00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:55,915 I'm freaking out... 320 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,525 Well, you can call me Ice Cube. 321 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,136 Because I'm done wrapping. 322 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:01,703 That is how you won me over. Look, 323 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,183 the missing piece of the puzzle 324 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,750 is Nick. I'm gonna go check in. 325 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,057 One hour till Secret Santa! 326 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:07,884 Great. 327 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,711 You ever done any Santa work 328 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,452 at the Chatsworth Penney's? 329 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:13,629 Larry? 330 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,586 Robby! 331 00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,936 [crying, sniffling] 332 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,504 [knocking]Come in. 333 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,811 A little North Pole knock-knock. [chuckles] 334 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:22,812 I finished.Oh. 335 00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,379 Thank you, Jess. And thank you 336 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,120 for what you said about being with the people 337 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,381 you care about on Christmas. 338 00:11:27,424 --> 00:11:29,123 Oh, you're welcome. I-I meant it. 339 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,385 And that is why I bought a ticket 340 00:11:31,428 --> 00:11:33,953 to go to Seattle to be with Reagan tonight. 341 00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:36,870 Oh... fa... 342 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,915 ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. 343 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,094 All right, so how do I surprise Reagan? 344 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,879 Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I go 345 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,793 dressed as a fireman, I knock on the door, 346 00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:49,796 I reveal myself to be a stripper, 347 00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:51,623 and then I reveal myself to be Nick. 348 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,451 How does that even... uh... 349 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,758 Are you sure you want to go to Seattle? 350 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,933 I mean, it's Seattle. Ew.I mean, it was... 351 00:11:57,977 --> 00:12:00,023 it was basically your idea, right? 352 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,634 Why don't we just get you home to...I got no time. 353 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,461 I'm on a no-fly list, so I need to leave right now. 354 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:05,899 Checking in is very difficult. 355 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,030 Why not just take that name literally 356 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,423 and you no fly? 357 00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:11,556 Off to Seattle.Wait, Nick! No! No! 358 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,124 I can't let you go! Your hair looks so stupid! 359 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,169 What?You look like a total dork. 360 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,953 My hair looks stupid, I look like a total dork? 361 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,563 We can't let TSA see you like this. 362 00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:21,479 But I've had this haircut for a little bit now.I know. 363 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,047 You let me go to work, though?It just looks particularly bad 364 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,788 right this minute.Then I'll just go like this. 365 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,095 How about now?No. Mm-mm. Didn't fix it. 366 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,144 I get the impression you don't want me to go to Seattle. 367 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,712 That's because I don't want you to go to Seattle. 368 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,932 Well, why not?I can't tell you. 369 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:41,282 I mean, i-is this about Reagan? 370 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,196 Do you not like her? 371 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,067 No, I like Reagan-- she looks like 372 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,634 the front of a ship come alive. Heh. 373 00:12:46,677 --> 00:12:48,418 Is that why you've been acting so weird? 374 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:50,943 I haven't been acting weird.You've been weird 375 00:12:50,986 --> 00:12:52,946 since the day I got back from New Orleans. 376 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,817 You're acting really squirrelly. 377 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,688 You don't think I've noticed, but I've noticed. 378 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:59,865 Okay, you're way off base.I mean, what is it? 379 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:02,042 I took your advice, I'm gonna be with somebody 380 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,826 who I find really special on Christmas. 381 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,958 Nick...But, surprise, I've still done something wrong. 382 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,830 Don't go to Seattle. Trust me. 383 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,615 Why is nothing I do ever good enough for you? 384 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:15,054 What do you want from me? I'm doing everything I can here! 385 00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:18,927 Nick, I'm flying Reagan out from Seattle to surprise you. 386 00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:21,017 I'm your Secret Santa, you jerk. 387 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:27,240 So thisis what it feels like to be instantly sorry. 388 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,721 SCHMIDT: Where is everyone? I thought this place 389 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,288 would be crazy.Ha-ha-ha! 390 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,942 Yeah, those were the days. 391 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,118 Now people prefer to shop online. 392 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,510 My grandfather opened this store. 393 00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:39,253 Now it closes with me. So, to answer your question, 394 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,775 yes, I do drink. 395 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,908 Um... hey, we're looking for a beanbag chair. 396 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,258 Hey! We have one. 397 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,086 Nice! 398 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:49,088 Heck, I'll go get it for you. I'm not doing anything.Great, great. 399 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:51,525 [hand clap]Brick and mortar, baby. 400 00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:52,918 [sighs] 401 00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:54,963 A beanbag chair, Winston?Yeah. 402 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:58,140 You thought that would be a... a suitable gift for my bride? 403 00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,447 You wouldn't get it. I mean, it's a reference 404 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,927 to a classic Winston-Cece mess-around. 405 00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:05,061 Beanbag chair! 406 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,106 Never in my life have I heard 407 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,109 of a game of one-on-one Pictionary. 408 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,110 We had a moment.Unmoved. 409 00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:12,938 Okay.Had you drawn a picture of poo-poo, 410 00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:14,461 would that have been a good gift for my Cece? 411 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:15,942 [laughing] It would have been hilarious. 412 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:16,985 Look, Schmidt, I get it 413 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,988 that you are closer to her than I am. 414 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,163 Uh-huh. However, 415 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,903 I got my own thing going on with her. 416 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,905 And I feel like you don't respect that. 417 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,385 Closer to her? You are. 418 00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,562 That's a good way to describe our relationship,Yeah. 419 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,042 comparatively to yours. Yeah. 420 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,610 Yes, considering we are man and wife. Yeah. 421 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,092 Winston, this is a very cozy, [sighs] 422 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:39,922 inoffensive blanket. Get it. 423 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,750 Has no relevance towards our relationship. 424 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,143 Why would I do that?Get the blanket. 425 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,317 No. Winston, please. 426 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,841 Just get the blanket and let's go. 427 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,408 Well, since you asked nicely, no. 428 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,105 Just get the blanket!No. I don't want the damn blanket. 429 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,366 Here's the beanbag chair. 430 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,065 Yeah, stores are the best. 431 00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:53,717 Hey, you guys want to go get lunch or something? 432 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:54,850 Nah. How much is it? 433 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,198 It's $249.99. 434 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940 What? For a beanbag chair?For a beanbag chair? 435 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,028 Well, we have a cheaper one-- we're just, we're out of stock. 436 00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:03,293 I could order it for you, but it would take seven to ten days. 437 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,947 Man, stores are the worst. 438 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,340 The admiral will take this. 439 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,341 Whatever happened to Hanukkah? 440 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,038 Hey, Jess, about that... 441 00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,212 the-the stuff I s...Oh, wait, 442 00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:13,607 it's fine-- I... I must have seemed so crazy. 443 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,783 Let's just enjoy the holiday, okay? 444 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,004 Okay, 445 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,091 Secret Santa. 446 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,442 By now, the suspense must be killing you. 447 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,182 As you all know, 448 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:23,966 uh, Nick knows 449 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:27,013 his Secret Santa gift is Reagan flying out 450 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,884 from Seattle to surprise him. 451 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,407 All right. 452 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,018 Merry Christmas, Nick. 453 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,585 All right, Cece. That big boy's for you. 454 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,326 What in the hell is that? 455 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,024 Winston, what'd you do with the thing we just bought? 456 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,201 [gasps] Beanbag chair! 457 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,335 Beanbag chair! It's from Winston! 458 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,120 WINSTON: I had to make it out of this dumb blanket. 459 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,904 Winston, you remembered our game night. I love it. 460 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:50,818 You do? 461 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,081 She does.I do. 462 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,778 Well, you know what, Winston? 463 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,129 You were right-- it's the perfect gift. 464 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,086 I guess I just 465 00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:58,566 have to come to terms with the fact 466 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,047 that my wife is a little bit weirder than I thought she was. 467 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,351 It's a prototype, you know? 468 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,831 The real one's on its way. 469 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,006 Didn't have a lot of beans, 470 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,226 so I had to pad it with rice and oatmeal. 471 00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:09,142 It's a great gift. Thank you. Good job.It's perfect! 472 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,360 All right, well, whoever got Schmidt better have brought it, 473 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,928 'cause Winston set the bar really high. 474 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,495 Oh, here we go, here we go. 475 00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:17,411 Here we go. Ooh...Ooh... 476 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:20,066 Cashmere socks! Dayanu! 477 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,241 Well, it's not Winston, it's not Jess. 478 00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:24,678 Cece?No. No, it's not me. 479 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,375 I got you, boy.No way. 480 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,161 I got you. This is me.This is you? 481 00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:31,076 Nicholas! [laughs]Yeah, come on. 482 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,556 I don't know why I'm finding the image 483 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,820 of you mispronouncing the word "cashmere" in a store... 484 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,125 to be so joyful. 485 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,084 "Cadsh-mer." 486 00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:39,389 Winston.Oh. 487 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,129 Ha-ha! I get one? 488 00:16:41,173 --> 00:16:43,176 Oh, man.Yeah. Everybody gets one. 489 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,654 That's crazy. I get one, too. 490 00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,048 You know.Yeah, everybody does. 491 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,309 Aah! For me? 492 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,443 Oh, my stars! A check made out to my phone company? 493 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,272 Cece, girl, is this for that night 494 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,316 we got bombed and called Iceland? 495 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,317 You know it is! 496 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,317 Okay, hold on, wait a minute, 497 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,754 I had... I had Winston, too. 498 00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,713 Somebody got left out. Who didn't get one? 499 00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:01,323 Oh, Winnie got two gifts? 500 00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:04,545 That's for Winston.Yeah. 501 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:10,202 Oh... no, no, it's... it's fine. 502 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,335 It's... it's my fault. 503 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,294 I must have gotten so tipsy 504 00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:16,425 on Halloween, I forgot to write down my own name. 505 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,166 See? It's right there in the song. 506 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,431 He makes a list, he checks it twice. 507 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,346 See, this is probably why Santa 508 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,346 stopped drinking. 509 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,131 Well, here, you know what? 510 00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,174 Have this one. 511 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:33,095 Oh, my God, a hamster?! 512 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,227 You're a pet guy, man. 513 00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,968 I am. I am. 514 00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:38,970 But... Jess, you... 515 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:40,276 you should have him.No. 516 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:43,365 I-I got the best gift of all. 517 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,239 Watching you guys give each other gifts that show you care. 518 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:47,500 Well, you can't not have a gift. 519 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,546 Besides, Ferguson's gonna eat him, anyway. 520 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,243 Oh. Well, if... 521 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,333 if Ferguson will eat him, then I... 522 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,986 I'll take him. 523 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:56,944 Thanks, Winston.Of course. 524 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,598 Great Secret Santa, everyone. 525 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,991 You want to go to bed, little guy? 526 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,299 You wanna see your new room? 527 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,693 [sighs] 528 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,260 I feel horrible. 529 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,000 You have no idea. She and I got in a thing. 530 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,263 I said something so stupid. 531 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,352 [door opens] 532 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,267 Sleigh! 533 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,571 OTHERS: Hey, Reagan. Hey. 534 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:16,747 Really? 535 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,357 Do you know how hard it was to put this thing on 536 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,619 in an airplane bathroom? 537 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,099 DoI. 538 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:28,628 [wheel rattling] 539 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,847 If you don't get off that wheel right now, 540 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,198 there's gonna be hell to pay. 541 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,200 Now! 542 00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:36,157 Whoa. Did you understand me? 543 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,072 [door opening] 544 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,599 Oh, you're awa... 545 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,819 you're awake. Great.Nick, how often 546 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,430 do you sneak into my room in the middle of the night? 547 00:18:47,473 --> 00:18:50,390 Uh, that you're awake, uh, this is a first. 548 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:51,607 Here. Weird. 549 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,348 Here's some cocoa. 550 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,742 Hey, I wanted to say that I'm sorry 551 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,440 about what I said. 552 00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,789 I know you are. Thanks. 553 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,576 I also want to say thank you. 554 00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,838 Even though I knew Reagan was coming, when I saw her 555 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:08,190 I felt like it was Christmas morning and I was ten. 556 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,887 But a ten-year-old about to have sex... 557 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,977 with Santa! 558 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,892 And it was-- yeah, this is getting weird. 559 00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,807 Anyway, I just wanted to say... 560 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,982 I'm sorry and thank you. 561 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,377 ♪ 562 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,078 [purring] 563 00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:45,444 Come with me. 564 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:48,361 Uh, actually, do you want to put a bra on first? 565 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,317 ROBBY: Cue the music. 566 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,015 ♪ Surprise! 567 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,060 SCHMIDT: Merry Christmas, Jess.[gasps] 568 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,280 CECE: We got something for you.Ta-da! 569 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,455 SCHMIDT: Robby set it all up. 570 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,240 JESS [gasps]: What?! 571 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,198 NICK: This is for you. 572 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,464 ♪ Christmas♪ 573 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,163 ♪ The snow's coming down 574 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,382 ♪ Christmas♪[gasps] 575 00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,731 ♪ I'm watching it fall 576 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,385 ♪ Christmas♪[laughs] 577 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,692 ♪ Lots of people around 578 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,737 ♪ Christmas♪ 579 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:19,392 ♪ Baby, please come home 580 00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,436 What is Darlene Love doing here? 581 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,656 Uh, we used to do hot yoga together. 582 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,267 Oh. 583 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,313 ♪ All ringing in song 584 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:28,314 ♪ Christmas♪ 585 00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,403 ♪ What a happy sound 586 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,317 This is amazing! [laughing] 587 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,538 ♪ Baby, please come home 588 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:39,280 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ 589 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:43,067 ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ 590 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,503 ♪ 'Cause I remember when you... ♪ 591 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,983 How much longer do I have to do this? 592 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,289 I'm almost out of litter. 593 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,335 It's shredded receipts. 594 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,509 [laughs] 595 00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:51,467 ♪ Christmas♪ 596 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,338 This is the best gift. 597 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,339 ♪ 598 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,690 Thank you.OTHERS: Merry Christmas, Jess. 599 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,083 Bar elves! Come on in! 600 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:02,957 [lively chatter, ho-ho-ho'ing] 601 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,221 ♪ Baby, please come home 602 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:09,833 ♪ [saxophone solo] 603 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:25,021 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ 604 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,501 ♪ But it's not like 605 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:29,026 ♪ Christmas at all 606 00:21:29,069 --> 00:21:32,769 ♪ Yes, I remember when you were here ♪ 607 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:36,207 ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ 608 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,512 ♪ Christmas♪ 609 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,210 ♪ If there was a w... 610 00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:42,212 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH