1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,504 Babe, can you help me finish this thank you card 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,573 to Asha Auntie? She got us... that. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,842 SCHMIDT: That porpoise porn? 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,579 Yeah. "Best, comma, Cece and Schimdt." 5 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,880 All we're gonna give her is a "Best, comma"? 6 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:14,147 Come on, she's my mom's sister. 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,983 Well, she should have stuck to the registry. 8 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,152 You know who hasn't even gotten us a present yet? 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,553 I have a year. He has a year. 10 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:20,388 I have a year! (pounds table) 11 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,422 All right, everyone. 12 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:23,257 Report to the principal's office, 13 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,626 where I will be sitting behind the desk because... 14 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,396 I might be principal! Congrats! 15 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,330 That's great! What do you mean, could be principal? 16 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,232 Well, I just had a very interesting talk 17 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,500 with my boss, Genevieve. 18 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,667 Jess, 19 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,536 I am dying. 20 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,670 What? Oh, my God! 21 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,539 Dying to leave Banyon Canyon 22 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,509 and launch my own elementary school at sea. 23 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,777 Oh. You scared the bejesus out of me. 24 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,280 I've wanted this forever, 25 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,082 and I came so close at my last school. 26 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:51,051 Like, champagne and Prosecco close. 27 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,753 So, if you find marijuana in a locker, it's yours now. 28 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,688 Ours now. It could just be part of the loft. 29 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,289 We could just put it in a... 30 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,758 Congratulations. 31 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:59,960 You just got yourself two weeks detention, Mr. Miller. 32 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,762 What? But I didn't do anything! 33 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,132 I didn't do anything! 34 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,299 (sighs) 35 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:07,334 * 36 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:10,471 SCHMIDT: Principal, that's great. 37 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,905 I'm really proud of you. 38 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,941 And now you're almost gonna make what normal people make. 39 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,543 But I'm not even in it for the cabbage. 40 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,810 I want to change lives. 41 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:18,579 And finally, I can implement some 42 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,948 of my programs school-wide, like the math decathlon-- 43 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:21,981 The demathlon. 44 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:22,816 A-ha! 45 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:23,917 (Winston laughing) 46 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,085 You see this whole time, 47 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,052 y'all thought you were having breakfast 48 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:27,487 with Winston, 49 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,358 but it turns out y'all been sitting with James Wonder. 50 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,326 I'm talking about my alias. 51 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,262 See, I'm thinking about 52 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,728 applying for undercover work. 53 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,230 That sounds incredibly dangerous. 54 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,231 Well, not if I go deep enough 55 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,067 into my undercover character. 56 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,503 I've been practicing on y'all unknowin' asses. 57 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,507 I combined the names of my favorite singers: Stevie Wonder 58 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,776 and James Blunt. 59 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,579 And I put those together to create a different name 60 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,480 as my alias, James Wonder. 61 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,682 I'm worried you're not the undercover type of guy. 62 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,750 I feel like 63 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,984 if you had the ability 64 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,319 to pretend to be someone else, 65 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,655 you would have made that decision a long time ago. 66 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:02,756 I feel like that sounded harsh, 67 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,990 but it's only 68 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,025 'cause I care about you. 69 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,628 JESS: I love Parents' Day! 70 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,598 Matching names to e-mail addresses, 71 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,000 puttin' big people in little chairs. 72 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:16,503 Admiring all that sweet daddy derriere. 73 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:17,604 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 74 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,939 Good. More for me. Ooh. 75 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,542 That is Ed Warner. 76 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:22,810 President of the parent's council. 77 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,312 You're gonna need his vote 78 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,945 if you want to become principal, so... 79 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:27,281 Okay, did you talk me up? 80 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,015 Absolutely not. 81 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,985 School politics gets messy and as my grandmother used to say, 82 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,388 "You don't get dirty till after 6:30." 83 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,788 Piece of cake. Parents love me. 84 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,724 Ed! 85 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,393 Oh, are-are you okay? 86 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,728 (chuckling): Sorry, I was, uh, 87 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:42,862 moved to tears by the... 88 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,231 second grader's self-portraits. 89 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,566 I cannot believe 90 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,401 you are gonna abandon us next year. 91 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,968 Oh... I'm like, "Ah, don't go!" 92 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,204 (imitating Genevieve): I can keep the accent 93 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,740 so you'll barely notice she's gone. 94 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:53,906 (chuckles awkwardly) 95 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,742 Prince Henry, pet me corgi. 96 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,076 Wow. 97 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,513 Um, Ed, have you met our vice principal? 98 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,913 Jessica Day. I'm a big fan of your work 99 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,584 and by your work, I mean the child you created. 100 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:04,518 Not to suggest that 101 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,219 it was work making her. 102 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,520 I'm sure it was fun. 103 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,521 I mean... 104 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,356 I hope it was fun. 105 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,258 Ed, if you're gonna 106 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,259 ask me sex advice, 107 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,193 please buy me a glass of wine first. 108 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,427 (Jess chuckles) 109 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,096 (clears throat) 110 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:17,264 Anyway, switching gears. 111 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:20,199 I'd love to discuss the, uh, principal vacancy. 112 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,435 As would I. 113 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,371 N-Not now. Now's not a great time. 114 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,872 I have, um, 115 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,907 uh... 116 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,110 Good-bye. 117 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,079 You beefed it, love. 118 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,347 You beefed it hard. 119 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,783 (blender whirring) 120 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,788 Is that the Vitalstir 3,000 from my registry? 121 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,021 Oh, no, I've had-- 122 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,757 I've had this forever. It came out last year. 123 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,891 Did it? 124 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:45,925 I've had it for a year. 125 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,062 No, I'm just doing what I always do. 126 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,397 Nicky Miller makin', uh, 127 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,665 his famous guacamole. 128 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,368 Like I always do. 129 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,670 Nick Miller's famous guacamole. 130 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,143 (blender rumbling) 131 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:04,412 See ya later. 132 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,681 I'll call you when it's done! 133 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:11,151 Fine. (blender stops) 134 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:12,151 It's from your registry. 135 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,954 I bought it, I brought it home 136 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:15,723 but I can't give it to you. 137 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,492 I am freaking out about what to get you. 138 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,728 Well, Nick why don't you just give us this blender 139 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,430 that's on the list of stuff that I want? 140 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,665 Because I feel trapped by this registry. 141 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,167 It's a list made by robots. 142 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,637 Nick, not everything is robots! 143 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,172 Winston puts one walkie-talkie into a mailbox... 144 00:04:32,204 --> 00:04:34,942 ROBOTIC VOICE: Thank you for your letter. 145 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,709 Yum! 146 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,512 (laughing quietly) 147 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,415 I just-- you guys are like my family. 148 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,783 I want to get you something great. 149 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,918 Something unique, personal. 150 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,819 Oh, Nick. 151 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:50,658 And while you clearly don't understand what a registry is... 152 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,893 (sighs) I appreciate the sentiment. 153 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,894 Nick... 154 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,632 I don't say this lightly. 155 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,533 I release you from the registry. 156 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:01,369 Great. 157 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,870 Buy us a gift of your choosing. 158 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,036 What-what I want to get you. 159 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,305 Whatever you want. 160 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,374 The world is yours. 161 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,908 Fly, my little hummingbird. 162 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:12,745 'Cause I can get you anything. 163 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,082 Oh... this was a double-edged coin. 164 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,721 WINSTON: Excuse me? 165 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:23,891 Can you tell me where I can find my son's cubby? 166 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:24,891 Winston! 167 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:25,992 What are you doing here? 168 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,226 And before you answer that question, 169 00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:28,228 get out of here! 170 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,228 Winston? 171 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,129 Can't you read? 172 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:30,963 You said I couldn't do it, 173 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,632 but I did it. 174 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,067 I am deep undercover right now. 175 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,569 No one's gonna believe you're a parent here. 176 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,071 ED: Jimmy-dubs! 177 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,038 Where'd you go? 178 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,473 I needed a refill on the java, E-dawg. 179 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,308 (chuckles) JESS: Oh, my goodness! 180 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:45,512 I see you've already met and also, already have 181 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,047 '90s hip-hop nicknames for each other. 182 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,581 Genevieve, this is James Wonder. 183 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,918 Hey. A potential new dad. 184 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:51,918 He's a landscape architect. 185 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,586 Oh.... And father of Asher. 186 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,488 And husband of? 187 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,057 I-- I'm a widower. 188 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,726 Oh, oh... 189 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:00,894 Yeah. Yeah, 190 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,762 she, um... 191 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,163 she got squished. 192 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,031 Squished? 193 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:05,865 Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,235 Did she? Did she? 195 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,036 Okay, James. Uh, let's leave now 196 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,271 so I can show you the school's landscaping. 197 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,339 Oh, okay. Wait, actually, I have 198 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,608 a stubborn back yard. 199 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,343 Uh, I don't want to bring in frogs, 200 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,944 but if I could 201 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,447 attract frogs... 202 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,514 Very common situation in our business. 203 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,615 You need a well. 204 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,917 A well? 205 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:24,918 Oh. 206 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,086 Well, 207 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,555 you need to let me buy you a bottle of wine 208 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,790 and pick your brain about all this. 209 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,257 (laughing): That sounds good, E-dawg. 210 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,259 We should... 211 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,728 But, but right now, 212 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,430 I should get going. Yeah. 213 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,798 I got a butt load of koi fish in the back of my truck 214 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:39,800 that need ponding. 215 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,634 Please, let me show you out. 216 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,572 Take my hand. Oh, God. Did I say breast? 217 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,639 I meant, I meant hand. 218 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:47,807 JESS: Uh, hey. Hey, Ed. 219 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,643 I'd love to circle back around 220 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,110 to that principal conversation. 221 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,480 Let me just stop you there, Miss Day. 222 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,481 Um, I appreciate your enthusiasm, 223 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,649 but I think I speak for every parent 224 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:59,218 at Banyon Canyon when I say 225 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,487 you're just not a good fit. 226 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,954 Wh-What? 227 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,223 I am a perfect fit. 228 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,824 I have my reasons. (chuckles) 229 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,726 Excuse me, I have, uh... 230 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,360 (smacks lips) Good-bye. 231 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,567 I'm making this for Genevieve. I'm... 232 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,303 I got to convince her to make my case to Ed. 233 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,839 My man, Ed. Listen Jess, 234 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,274 I could go ahead and give him a call if you like. 235 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,843 All you have to do is say the word. 236 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,747 No, no, no, no. This is no country for James Wonder. 237 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,682 I'm not having you go undercover at school again. 238 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,518 No offense, but you kind of fell out of your dress 239 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,918 when Genevieve came on to you. 240 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,153 I did get rattled. I have a girlfriend, 241 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,523 and I adore Ally. 242 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,858 But everything else I'm doing seems to be working, 243 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,459 because Ed loves me. 244 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,596 You know, he wants James to landscape his yard. 245 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:46,098 So I drew him four sketches. 246 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,334 Wow. Winston, there are actually really good. 247 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:50,937 I don't remember drawing these. 248 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,740 I woke up this morning, and they were under my pillow. 249 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,110 (groans) 250 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,278 Hey, Nick... Would you be interested 251 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,180 in rubble from old Yankee Stadium? 252 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,516 What, for my rubble collection? 253 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,017 I'm having a really hard time finding something for you. 254 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,620 I thought I was just gonna go on the Internet, 255 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,321 but the Internet is so different now. 256 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,889 Have you been on the Internet lately? 257 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,391 How drunk are you? 258 00:08:11,423 --> 00:08:12,826 I remember when the Internet used to just be 259 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,894 a naked lady and a bunch of dancing hamsters. 260 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:17,029 How drunk are you, Nick? I literally haven't had one thing to drink. 261 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,531 How many drinks have you had? Give me a breathalyzer. 262 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,735 It feels like you're drunk. Z-Y-X-N-L-P-A. 263 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,470 You're hammered. I'm drunk. 264 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,137 Nick, whatever you get us, we're going to love. 265 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,574 It do-- it doesn't matter. 266 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,240 I don't know what to get you, 267 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,910 and it matters, it matters! It doesn't matter. 268 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:31,478 It doesn't matter! 269 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,879 Just get us something! 270 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,047 (shouting): There's a registry. 271 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:38,051 You go on it, and you pick something! 272 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,886 Now you've got Schmidt all cranked up. You're cranked up? 273 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,989 Yeah, I got to go to the arcade now and blow off steam! 274 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,756 I didn't mean to crank you up. 275 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,225 Hey, Cece. Hey, hey. 276 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,596 I don't know what to do. 277 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,565 I want to get you something great, 278 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,165 but I can't find anything on the Internet. 279 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,201 Here's the truth. I'd give you my heart. 280 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,037 I'd rip it out of my chest but... 281 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,239 but then I would literally die. 282 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,541 But you know that, you're studying to be a nurse. 283 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,243 No, I'm not. You're already a nurse? 284 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:05,245 Not a nurse. But you went to college didn't you? 285 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,080 Why didn't you just give us the Vitalstir? 286 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,917 Because then it would just end up in a landfill in a year 287 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,284 when they come out with a Vitalstir 3001. 288 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,922 Well, I imagine they'd go to 4000. 289 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,456 Do you think that they have made 290 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,557 3,000 different Vitalstir models? 291 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,260 Do you really think they've perfected this blender 292 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:22,929 in four tries? 293 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,965 You're not a nurse. (laughs) 294 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,600 Look, I know what you're struggling with right now, okay? 295 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,604 You want to get us something that's unique. 296 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,773 It's got to be great. It's got to be from me to you. 297 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,807 Alright, here's a little exercise-- close your eyes. 298 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,043 Now, first thing that comes to your mind. 299 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:41,447 Imagine something that is unique, it's permanent. 300 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,250 I got it! 301 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,820 Okay, you got to open your eyes before you go, you drunk. 302 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,123 Let me give you the, uh, keys so you can close up. 303 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:53,826 Oh, no. I put two hands in at the same time again. 304 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,162 (grunts) No. 305 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,496 I did it again. 306 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,467 I can't find this James Wonder anywhere. 307 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,636 I just wanted to say hi, 308 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,938 and I want to send him a password-protected video 309 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,506 I thought he might enjoy. 310 00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:10,342 Well, I just brought you a little gift. 311 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,745 I know what you're doing. Jess, I have told you 312 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,748 I can't afford to get involved in school politics. 313 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,482 Please, Genevieve. I'm begging you. 314 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:19,753 There's no delicate way to say this so I'm going to be... 315 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,522 incredibly cruel. 316 00:10:22,554 --> 00:10:24,857 They don't like you. 317 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,592 At all. Ow. 318 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,595 They despise you. All right. I got it. 319 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,330 "Get rid of Jess." Yikes. 320 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,131 These aren't my words, Jess. 321 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,101 I'm just repeating what I'm hearing. 322 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,436 "Jess is the worst." 323 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,706 Okay. "Can't stand the sight of her." 324 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,173 Don't need all of it. Do you understand what I am saying? 325 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,342 Yeah. They've asked me to move on with my search. 326 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,779 Wait a minute. Huh? 327 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,548 Would you talk me up to Ed if I could tell you 328 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,384 where he was having dinner? 329 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,020 With James Wonder? 330 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,359 Winston. 331 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,294 You need to say the words, Jess. 332 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,395 I need your help. 333 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,432 I need your help, who? 334 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,071 I need your help, James Wonder. 335 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:16,176 Well, then, my help you shall have. 336 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,945 What'd he say? Is he gonna help? 337 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,484 Here is your mission. You're gonna go down to Brickfield 338 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,919 and you're going to facilitate a conversation 339 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,422 about me with Ed... My man. 340 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,923 And Genevieve. I'm out. 341 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:34,527 Please, Winston... James Wonder. 342 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,096 She wants to have sex with me. 343 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:40,167 I know you love Ally, but James Wonder is still grieving. 344 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,402 Lean into the character. This is your chance 345 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:45,105 to prove that you can do undercover work. 346 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,740 Please? 347 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,744 All right, I'll do it. Under one condition. 348 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,345 That I... 349 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,947 No, I don't have any conditions. Okay. 350 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,751 I design all the landscaping, 351 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,354 and my crew, my crew, they do all the dirty work. 352 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:05,225 If you were my boss, I would be employee of the month 353 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,294 every single day. 354 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,361 WINSTON (over phone speaker): All right then. 355 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,697 Oh, jeez, Genevieve, 356 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,365 stop flirting, get to me! 357 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,234 Are you shouting at a podcast again, Jess? 358 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,467 You know it can't hear you, right? 359 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,136 Shh! 360 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,806 Speaking of bosses, 361 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,073 Ms. Day has done some amazing work. 362 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,109 Strong disagree. 363 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,643 Uh, what is your ish with her? 364 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,946 She sets our kids up for failure. 365 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:26,980 What?! 366 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,480 ED: This ridiculous 367 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,549 math decathlon... ugh! 368 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,485 It is competitive and demeaning. 369 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,388 It is hard enough out there for these kids. 370 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,256 Affluent children in Los Angeles 371 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,292 do have it hard. Exactly. 372 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,661 Samanthia bombed that dumb thing, never got a medal, 373 00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,263 and now she's lost her appetite for soosh! 374 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,496 That's what he's mad at? 375 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,167 My version of the demathlon is way less rigorous 376 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,402 than the South Korean teacher I copied it from. 377 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,838 Either bring the phone over here where we can hear it, 378 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,340 or stop talking to it. 379 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,143 He's saying that unless I drop the demathlon, 380 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,277 I'll never be principal. 381 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,677 GENEVIEVE: James. 382 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,916 I am trouble after two glasses. 383 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,616 So why don't you pour me a third? 384 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,852 (laughing) 385 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,653 (nervous chuckle) 386 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,688 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Okay. Mm-hmm. O-Okay. 387 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:10,957 Do it. Do it! Okay. Okay. 388 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,625 (laughing) 389 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,028 Stop it! Stop it! 390 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,365 I'm going to go crazy. 391 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,532 You're making me crazy. 392 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,434 I did it. Best present ever. 393 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,871 Please. I'm trying to eavesdrop on Winston's alter ego. 394 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,373 (chuckling) Oh... GENEVIEVE: James. 395 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,375 Hmm? You seem troubled. 396 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,211 No, I don't. You must be holding a lot of sadness 397 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,611 in your legs. 398 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:36,283 I have hands like a bonobo-- strong. 399 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,217 Oh, wow. (nervous chuckle) 400 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,552 There we go. Ooh. 401 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,687 Aah! Very good. 402 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,024 Ow! Now, no! I have a girlfriend. 403 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,393 Her name is Ally. No. No. No. No. No. 404 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,727 Wasn't your wife recently squished? 405 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,898 Yeah. That.that happened. 406 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,565 She was indeed... 407 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,201 But then, we cremated her. 408 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,403 And we, we, 409 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,571 we had to dry her out first. 410 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,673 Ugh. He's scrambling like a damn egg! 411 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,075 I got to get in there. 412 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,910 Wait, you got to see my gift! 413 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,611 Who are you, James Wonder? 414 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,482 (chuckles) 415 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:15,087 I'm just a... a combination of my two favorite singers. 416 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,756 I'm about to gift your brains to pieces. 417 00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:19,259 You got to real pull-the-rip- cord-while-still-in-the-plane 418 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,493 kind of vibe, Nick. 419 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,931 It's a little something from me... to you. 420 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,332 All right. Or, more accurately, 421 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,434 on me. 422 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,668 (laughing) Check it out. 423 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,303 I got the best gift. 424 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,573 It is your faces, 425 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,109 but it's not your bodies. 426 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,278 I didn't have a full body shot so... 427 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,913 they picked the bodies. 428 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,413 SCHMIDT: Is that Pretty Woman? This is from the movie 429 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,283 Pretty Woman and it's on me forever. 430 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,951 (laughs) 431 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,452 Say something. 432 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,455 (chuckles) 433 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,522 Say something. 434 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,423 It-it's cute, it's really cute. 435 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,960 I really did it. 436 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,860 Talk to me about how happy you are. 437 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,861 It's on me forever. 438 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:56,895 SCHMIDT: I know we're on you 439 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,130 forever and ever, until you're buried 440 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,466 in a non-Jewish cemetery. 441 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,134 CECE: And now we-we owe you a... 442 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,634 a thank you card. Just don't know 443 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,071 where I'm gonna find the words to express 444 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,706 all of the emotions that I'm feeling right now. 445 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,707 (laughs) 446 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,875 I can't find anything 447 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,812 about you online, James. 448 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,380 Not even the darknet. 449 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,982 Oh, I was gonna say, you checked the darknet, yeah? 450 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,317 I'm usually on there, they usually got some stuff about me. 451 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,320 Hey! WINSTON: Oh, thank God. 452 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,123 Jess... ica Day. 453 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,658 I can't believe you guys are all at my favorite restaurant. 454 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,494 Hey, does anyone have a red landscaping truck? 455 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,760 'Cause it's getting towed. 456 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,797 Anyone? Red landscaping truck? 457 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,898 No, mine's white. (clears throat) 458 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,332 Well, it could be white. 459 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,668 It's getting towed. 460 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,337 I-I did take the red one today. 461 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,505 Yeah, can't let that get towed. 462 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,374 My crew is napping in the back. Yup. 463 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576 Well... (chuckling): Hey. 464 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,312 this is an unexpected treat. 465 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,813 Well, I'm happy to have ran into you 466 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,850 because, um... I've been thinking, 467 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,318 and... 468 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:57,823 I'm cancelling the demathlon. 469 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:58,825 Really? 470 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,427 Yeah. 471 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,464 But I thought you loved the math decathlon? 472 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,932 It's a holdover from my old public school days. 473 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,701 It's unnecessarily competitive. 474 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,870 Old habits die hard. 475 00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,340 That's true, you know, 476 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:17,443 I still eat a ton of meat and I've been vegetarian for years. 477 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,011 Like, a ton. 478 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,279 A ton of meat. 479 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,048 I mean, I didn't realize you were so amenable. 480 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,017 Hey, actually, 481 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,352 Samanthia loves puppets. 482 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,820 What would you say if I asked you 483 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,721 to introduce ventriloquism into the curriculum? 484 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,923 And do less math? 485 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,693 I'd say... 486 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,730 (in puppet voice): You got it! 487 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:39,798 (clears throat) 488 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,600 Great. (both chuckle) 489 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,773 "Sincerely"? 490 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,576 "Sincerely"? 491 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,245 "Dear Nick, thanks for the tattoo. 492 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,215 Sincerely, S and Cece." You guys hate my gift? 493 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,417 No, we don't hate it, we love it, I see it every time I blink. 494 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,985 You guys want to see it? It's okay. 495 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,087 Ah, I'll show it anyhow. 496 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,589 Check it out. There's an ingrown hair 497 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,923 that gives Cece a bit of a Rudolph nose. 498 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,526 And when I flex my feet 499 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,993 it makes you guys fatter. Look. 500 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,163 Fat, look how fat your face looks, Schmidt. 501 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,098 (laughs) You have the fattest face in the world. 502 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,267 All right, stop it! Stop the horror! 503 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,434 We hate the gift. It's disgusting. 504 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,736 It is disgusting. 505 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,769 You've ruined your leg. 506 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,439 It is like you stole our souls. 507 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,773 You depicted my wife as a common street whore. 508 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,109 Fine, you don't want it? 509 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,944 You can't have it. 510 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,180 I'll get it removed and we can go about our lives 511 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,448 again in a week. 512 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,882 You know it costs, like, two grand 513 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,683 and takes a year or something, right? 514 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,423 Well, I did not know that. 515 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,023 Okay? 516 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,959 I didn't know that. 517 00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,760 Well, that really sucks for me. 518 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,463 But fine, then that's your present. 519 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,597 That's not a present. Look, Nick, 520 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,699 I appreciate you trying to do something 521 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,700 meaningful for us, 522 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,635 but just give us the blender you bought. 523 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,104 Well, the jokes on you, I burnt out the motor 524 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,805 making a bubble gum smoothie. 525 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,273 You're back on the registry then. I won't do it! 526 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,209 It's a list made by robots. Idiot! 527 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,644 Trying to get me something meaningful! 528 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,145 The only thing meaningful to me 529 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,313 is the blender! 530 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,614 Remember to bring your pets 531 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,784 to school next week for human zoo day. 532 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,817 Yeah. 533 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,153 Oh, and I'd also like 534 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,887 to let everyone know that we are switching back 535 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,624 from this soap to this soap, okay? 536 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,791 So just be aware. 537 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,126 Next, 538 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,130 I would like to offer my personal endorsement 539 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,333 of Jessica Day as our next principal. 540 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,536 (applause) 541 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,307 All right, well, first, I'd love to open up the floor 542 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,307 to questions. Anybody? 543 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,675 Oh, wow, okay. 544 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,510 Can you get rid of the white lines in the parking lot? 545 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,145 They're very restrictive. 546 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,080 I think they're for... MAN 2: Shouldn't we designate 547 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,017 the green space for European-style football? WOMAN: And for Tofu Tuesday, 548 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,686 can we get a more balanced juice pairing? 549 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,355 Didn't think I'd ever see you again. 550 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,191 I came to say good-bye. 551 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:47,026 Asher and I are moving to Colorado. 552 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:49,195 Is that where Ally lives? No. 553 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,199 The city of Denver wants me to landscape an entire mountain. 554 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,601 It's a whole thing. MAN 1: How about once a week 555 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,869 in the dining hall we serve sushi omakase? Oh, oh, okay. 556 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,307 Guys, uh, plenty of time to run our suggestions by her. 557 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,276 But I assure you she will be very amenable. 558 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,044 She is a principal 559 00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:06,378 for the parents. 560 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,047 Hmm? 561 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,853 Uh, actually, um, no. 562 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,154 I-I have to be honest here. 563 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,191 I... 564 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,892 That's not who I am. 565 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,194 I'm not gonna be a principal for the parents. 566 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,395 (parents murmur) 567 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,233 I'm gonna be a principal for the kids. 568 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,468 Look, 569 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,801 you all love your kids 570 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,638 and they're yours to raise, 571 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,241 but I'm an educator and I know how to educate. 572 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,375 Colby, 573 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,743 your son Vince had the handwriting 574 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,378 of a Hungarian doctor. 575 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,146 Mm-hmm. And that's why I encouraged him 576 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,182 to sign up for calligraphy comics after school. 577 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,586 He didn't want to do it, but look at him now. 578 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,421 I can finally read the captions for his disturbing images. 579 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,423 And, Molly, do you remember how terrified 580 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,891 Beatrice was of public speaking 581 00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,425 in the second grade? 582 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,728 That's why I bumped her up to fourth grade debate team. 583 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,930 Yeah, she made a toast at my brother's wedding. 584 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:01,067 I mean, besides one racist joke, she killed. 585 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,602 Ed, when I met Samanthia, 586 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,538 math was her least favorite subject. 587 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,839 Now she's doing fractions and loving it. 588 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,609 And yeah, she didn't win a demathlon medal 589 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,111 and I know that stung, 590 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,012 but it made her want to get better. 591 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,948 And isn't that what school is for? 592 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,616 Look, I think challenging your children 593 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,118 prepares them for the real world. 594 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:24,190 And if given the chance, I think I can help your kids 595 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:27,626 and this school reach its full potential. 596 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,296 And if that's not what you want, 597 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,397 and I'm not the right fit, 598 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,433 then I can live with that. 599 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,806 (applause) 600 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,342 * 601 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,719 Genevieve, I got you something. 602 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,753 Something to remember me by. 603 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,358 Oh. 604 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,836 Shouldn't this be in a pot? 605 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,837 Oh, Genevieve. 606 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,405 You don't know anything. 607 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,907 (chuckles) 608 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,310 I'm so glad I'm doing this. (tattoo machine buzzing) 609 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,979 You know, it was weird this morning in the shower. 610 00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:22,013 Just me and tattoo yous. 611 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,682 I was the only one that was naked. 612 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,585 JESS: You know, we could loan you the money 613 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,519 to remove it? 614 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,854 I don't like debts. 615 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,422 (groans) 616 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,690 All finished, guys. 617 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,157 SCHMIDT: Glad we all talked ourselves into thinking 618 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,160 that this somehow makes the nightmare better. 619 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,994 WINSTON: Nick, I just want to say I really do... 620 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,998 NICK: I'm not getting the damn cat on my leg. Drop it. 621 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,968 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH