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Who is ready to strip?

2
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You see, you mean strip
wallpaper at your new house,

3
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but me, myself, I always err
on the side of sexy. [moans]

4
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[wolf whistles]
Okay.

5
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You were up there
a long time, man.

6
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Yeah, I was running out
of imaginary dollar bills.

7
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Right, so we are off
to buy drinking water.

8
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Yes, the water at Jaipur Aviv
tastes like it's been fracked.

9
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See you guys there.

10
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Jaipur Aviv?Yeah, Schmidt named
their house Jaipur Aviv

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to celebrate the union
of India and Israel

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that their marriage represents.

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So this is the future,

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the three of us.

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Do we need a name?The winners.

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Winston and the Cuties.Eh, I don't think
we need a name.

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But we do need a fourth
roommate, because I think...

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Oh, my God!

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This loft is enormous.Thank you, Winston.

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I was going there,
but it was gonna be a long walk.

21
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This place is waytoo
big for three people.

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What about your dream
of having an in-loft

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multipurpose room?Multipurpose rooms

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can't pay rent.

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That's the only purpose
they don't serve.

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So let's get a roommate.Well,

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Cece and Schmidt'll
be here another six months,

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so we have time
to find someone we like.

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Someone... who's a girl.

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A girl, hmm.

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Winston, thoughts?

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Hmm? I'm in.

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I'm sorry. I was just distracted
by how bigthis loft is.

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First time you ever
thought about it?

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I'm gonna go look for echoes.

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♪

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WINSTON:
Hello.

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Hello.WINSTON: Oh, my God!

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You guys hearing this?

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You guys hearing this?Ha! Oh, my God!

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Stop. He'll go all day.

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♪

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Hello, wall.

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Prepare to be naked.

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Hey.
Oh, hey.

46
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What do you think about Reagan?

47
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Well, she's great.
A-plus posture.

48
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I mean she's moving
to L.A. next month.

49
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What do you think about
Reagan as our roommate?

50
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'Cause she would live in my
room, but she'd still pay rent.

51
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And then you could have
that multipurpose room

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where you could shower and cook.

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Well, I'd still use
the bathroom and the kitchen

54
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for showering and cooking, but I
would use the multipurpose room

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for everything else,
[chuckles]

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and I'd be living
across the hall

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from my ex and
his new girlfriend.

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Not sure why I said
those two in the same tone.

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You know what, forget it
actually. I-I... That's on me.
Wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait.
I didn't think of the
ex-girlfriend thing. Forget it.

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She's a girl who we like,

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and she's lived there before.
I know.

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And then that gets us
out of the whole

64
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"Here's what you need to know
about Winston" conversation.

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That's always a long weekend.
I know.

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She would overlap
with Schmidt and Cece.

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And six people is a violation
of the loft agreement.

68
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But loft agreements
are reached to be amended.

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So you're really okay with this?
Yes.

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I mean, that's how a normal
person would say yes.

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I need the trademark
Jessica Day yes.

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Yes!
Okay, that's a
little bit too much.

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I think it's got to be
somewhere in the middle.

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Ye-Yes.

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Great.
[chuckles]

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Yeah.

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You know, there is something so
familiar about this room.

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I don't know. It's like
I've been here before.

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[sighing]:
Wow...

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CECE:
Babe,

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I know you were
planning on doing

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all of the heavy lifting
when it comes to decorating...

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Interior design.

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Cece, this is a home.
It's not a Christmas cookie.

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So you've said.
But this is our

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first joint venture,
and I really want to help.

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The only thing better
than realizing

88
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my interior design vision
will be realizing

89
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ourinterior design vision.

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Great. Okay, so this
is what I'm seeing...

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A boar's head over the fireplace

92
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with a decorative
pedestal backing.

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Or...
How did I know that?

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This color for our bathroom.

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What do you think?I love it.

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You do? Because I know that our
tastes haven't always jived.

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[doorbell playing
"La Cucaracha"]

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You think that we're
greeting people in our home

99
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to "La Cucaracha"!

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This is the paint swatch choice
of a serious interior designer.

101
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You should save that
for when we renew our vows.

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I love you.

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Bathroom's going
to look great.

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Huh, that's a pretty color.

105
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Ooh-ee, yes, it is.

106
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For a Third World
doctor's office.

107
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I love this.
What is this, yellow?

108
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Six words you never get to hear:
Nick is calling a loft meeting.

109
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I call to order
this off-site loft meeting.

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Nick, you have the floor.

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I propose Reagan
move into the loft.

112
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She is a...

113
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likable girl who is not Coach.

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Thank you very much
for your time.

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As cosponsor of this bill,

116
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it has my full
and unconditional support.

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Full and unconditional support.

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Today, we will
vote to amend

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the No More Than Five
Damn People May Live

120
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in This Loft
at Any One Time Act.

121
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Formerly the No More Than

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Four Damn People May Live in
This Loft at Any One Time Act.

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We will be voting
as is our custom

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by secret ballot.
The vote must be unanimous.

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What'd you write?

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Shh.

127
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Okay.

128
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Three yays, two nays?

129
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What?

130
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What the hell?!

131
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Even after my speech?

132
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[loud buzzing]

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I really thought
this was gonna cheer me up.

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JESS: Nick.[turns off sander]

135
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I swear I voted yay.
I know.

136
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And it means a lot to me,

137
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because I really want
her to move in.

138
00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:57,427
But I don't have the votes.
What can you do?

139
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You're only short two votes.

140
00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,517
I can get you two votes.You can do that?

141
00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:04,129
Can a shark ruin
a family vacation?
No.

142
00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,783
I mean if it bites someone.

143
00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:07,915
Maybe, then yeah.

144
00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,134
Maybe?
It depends on the
vacation, but yeah.

145
00:05:10,178 --> 00:05:11,398
Can a puppy make a baby smile?

146
00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,702
I mean,
there's a lot of factors.

147
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Just...Depends on...

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Thanks for helping
is what I meant to say.

149
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So the two votes
against Reagan moving in

150
00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,060
must be Schmidt and Winston.

151
00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,149
Thank God
you had these magnets.

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Yeah, well they're a
backup housewarming gift

153
00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:29,937
for Schmidt and Cece in case
my quilt guy screws me again.

154
00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:32,810
Thank God youfound this
mysteriously sticky wall.

155
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Let's go get Schmidt and Winston
and change their votes.

156
00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,596
I can't believe those two.

157
00:05:36,639 --> 00:05:37,423
You stay here and wait.I can't.

158
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I'm going too crazy.

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I'm coming with you.
Nick,

160
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you're way too invested.
Plus, it's tacky

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to whip your own votes.

162
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We both know that never
works with these guys.

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Schmidt, Winston...

164
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prepare to be buttonholed.

165
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Did you just say "buttonholed"?

166
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I mean whatever you got
to do, Jess, but gross.

167
00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,528
[sighs]
It's only one room, one flaw.

168
00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:56,877
Every beautiful thing
has one flaw.

169
00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,663
Marilyn Monroe
has her beauty mark.

170
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"Thriller" has
its Vincent Price poem.CECE: Babe.

171
00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:06,016
[exhales]
Do you like this ceiling fan?

172
00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:08,541
Wicker... wicker blades!They are made

173
00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:09,803
from reclaimed hampers.

174
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It's like a dirty laundry
propeller above our bed.

175
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[laughing]:
Yes.
Okay!

176
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[sighs]

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I love that we're
on the same page.

178
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That's right.

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Two flaws. Okay. Two flaws.

180
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No beautiful thing
has two flaws, only ugly things.

181
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It's spreading.[gasps]

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Thank you, Winston.
Now I feel validated.No, no, no, no.

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I just figured out
why I know this house.

184
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You see, it's in my favorite...

185
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...school district.

186
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That's nice.
Yeah.

187
00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,792
Hey, Nick.

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00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,706
Sorry about the vote.I don't want to talk about it.

189
00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,317
Cool. I need your help
with a situation.

190
00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,494
There is no situation
you could possibly describe

191
00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:50,018
compelling enough to get me
to want to help you.

192
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Schmidt and Cece's house
was the location

193
00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:55,457
for the 1971 pornographic film, Daddy's Longleg.

194
00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,242
Okay, maybe
there's one situation.

195
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I'm 100% in.

196
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That piece is exquisite.NICK: Oh!

197
00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,509
May I see it from another angle?

198
00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,466
WOMAN: He was my best friend...[chuckling]

199
00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,687
until he became my enemy.WINSTON: The boar goes up,

200
00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,689
and the robe comes... down.

201
00:07:08,731 --> 00:07:10,038
That's porn.

202
00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,127
You got this on
a heavy rotation.Super heavy rotation.

203
00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,475
Please don't dance
while we're watching

204
00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:14,737
porn videos together.Oh, sorry about that.

205
00:07:14,781 --> 00:07:17,480
But I mean this is Schmidt
and Cece's fireplace, right?

206
00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,872
It looks like it, doesn't it?

207
00:07:18,915 --> 00:07:21,615
But if it is, he can never know.

208
00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,137
[quietly]:
Oh, come on...
You know that.

209
00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,139
Nick.
He can never know.

210
00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,574
Yes, but we're already keeping

211
00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,576
five secrets from him.
The secret vault is full.

212
00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,057
That's not true. We only have
four. We have a slot open.

213
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You always forget.

214
00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,362
Lost Umbrella.

215
00:07:31,406 --> 00:07:32,625
I forgot about Lost Umbrella.Mm.

216
00:07:32,668 --> 00:07:34,584
I always forget
about Lost Umbrella.

217
00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:35,846
[chuckling]:
That's why it was lost.

218
00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,283
So we're at maximum capacity.
So what do we do?

219
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Okay, so pornographic house
has to go into the vault.

220
00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,983
Agreed.So what do we declassify?

221
00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:45,769
Is it Jalapeño 19?Jalapeño 19? No way.

222
00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:49,425
Uh... Duck, Duck, Gavin?Oh, Duck, Duck, Gavin
has to stay a secret.

223
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I would love to keep
Upper Deck Timeshare

224
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between us
and the guy we paid off.

225
00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,605
There are no good options.
Are you sure this is the house?

226
00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,738
I think so, but maybe not.Okay, so here's what
we're gonna do.

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I'm going to watch with fresh
eyes and I'm gonna see

228
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what my gut tells me, okay.Yeah.

229
00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,178
You go around the house,
you take photos...Mm-hmm.

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for comparison.
Yes.

231
00:08:05,745 --> 00:08:07,661
We'll look at all the pics,
we'll come back here later,

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00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,576
Mm-hmm.then we'll make a...
you know, our final call.

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00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,968
Boom.
[chuckles]

234
00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,665
I need the phone for pictures.I need it to watch the porn.

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00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,884
Use your phone.It already started buffering.
It's two minutes in.

236
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,452
It's buffering.Take mine... and take
pictures with that.

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Makes sense.
It's very smart,

238
00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:20,891
and that is why
we are The Keepers

239
00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:23,110
of the Five Secrets.Keepers of the Five Secrets.

240
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[Chinese flute music playing]

241
00:08:28,985 --> 00:08:30,814
Shh.
[whispers]:
Don't say a word.

242
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[groans]

243
00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,600
[sighs]

244
00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,211
Gah!

245
00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,125
Secret ballots are
never really secret.

246
00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:39,169
You know that, right?

247
00:08:39,213 --> 00:08:40,780
Okay fine.
You got me.

248
00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:41,825
I voted nay.

249
00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,913
It would just be six
people for too long.

250
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,611
We would continue to be a
married couple living with

251
00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:46,830
three roommates.

252
00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,962
You want to make
it four, increasing

253
00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:52,139
our humiliation by 33%.

254
00:08:52,182 --> 00:08:55,186
Mr. Miller has no interest
in seeing you humiliated.

255
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:59,190
And as such, I've been empowered
to offer you the following.

256
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,844
I'm listening.

257
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,672
As a symbolic gesture,

258
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,849
Reagan cannot list the loft
as her official residence.

259
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,198
Where will her mail go?A P.O. Box.

260
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,722
Oh, yeah.
All right, keep going.

261
00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:11,594
When asked where you live,
you and Reagan

262
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,725
will say the following.

263
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,162
"Geez, beats us.

264
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,380
"We're just dumb kids living
paycheck to paycheck.

265
00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:19,254
"Thank gosh for our upwardly
mobile friends Schmidt and Cece,

266
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,472
"and the three guest rooms
in their loft.

267
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,605
"We're crashing with them
until we get our lives together

268
00:09:23,649 --> 00:09:25,695
and we remain there
at their pleasure."

269
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,609
Do I have to memorize all that?No,

270
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,610
you can just read it
from the toilet paper.

271
00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:30,134
[sighs]
And finally...

272
00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:35,530
...you will allow Schmidt
to buy you one pair of jeans.

273
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,879
Oh, he's serious.

274
00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,013
♪

275
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:44,671
Hey, Jess.

276
00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:46,802
Did Schmidt tell you
I was gonna be in here?

277
00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:48,022
No.

278
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,631
Then how come you
didn't get scared?

279
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,764
Before I enter any bathroom,

280
00:09:51,807 --> 00:09:53,854
I take a moment
to myself and say,

281
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,029
"No matter what
happens in there,

282
00:09:56,072 --> 00:09:58,509
don't get scared."

283
00:09:58,553 --> 00:09:59,773
And it works, you know,

284
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,166
except for that one time
when I was at the Cubs...

285
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,431
Okay Jess, don't move.

286
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:07,562
What's happening?Don't worry about it.

287
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,912
Hey, do me a favor.

288
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,653
Put an arch
in your back, just...

289
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,001
[clicks]Got it.

290
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,917
Okay. Let's take one together.

291
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,701
Oh, like a prom picture.Yeah, kind of.

292
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,355
[strains]: Here we...[clicking]

293
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,226
Got it.

294
00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,445
I actually might need
to retake that.

295
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,926
I think my eyes were
closed, but first,

296
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:26,581
let me see if any of this pork
makes your tummy rumble.

297
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,235
Winston would like you
and Reagan to spend

298
00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:31,456
a mutually agreed upon amount of
time as a couple with Ferguson.

299
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,893
We're talking about the cat?

300
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,547
The only couples that Ferguson
knows are interracial.

301
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,854
And while Winston views this
as progress, he knows

302
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,162
that it's not an accurate
portrayal of... the world.

303
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,729
You even think that cat
knows Winston exists?

304
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,817
Definitely not. Next,
Winston would like to be

305
00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,298
the first person to see you
in your new jeans.

306
00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:49,038
And he will see you
under these circumstances,

307
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,953
and these circumstances only:

308
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,740
descending a grand
spiral staircase,

309
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,915
as Winston waits at the bottom,

310
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,178
weeping with pride,
holding your new belt.

311
00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:00,572
He wants me to go
upstairs without a belt.

312
00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:02,705
Some... We rent a
really nice mansion.

313
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,359
Hey, you could do it,
like, a museum...

314
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,926
I'm not going
to a public place

315
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:06,708
and doing this with him.

316
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,493
Do you want
the yays or not?

317
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,017
I need the yays.

318
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,280
The motion on the floor
is the same,

319
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,936
with some riders,
most notably

320
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,980
the Furguson Bishop,
White Immersion Program.

321
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:25,293
Um, four yays, one nay?

322
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,643
Who's this nay?I asked you what you wanted.

323
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,948
And I voted yay.

324
00:11:28,991 --> 00:11:30,341
That was about
the vote?

325
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:32,648
I thought y'all just wanted
to get to know me better.

326
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,084
I was already a yay.

327
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,216
Well, that's everybody.
Who's left?

328
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:40,350
Parikh,
prepare to be buttonholed.

329
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,095
I'm sorry I took
your yay for granted.

330
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,880
Let me wet your beak a little
bit-- you want sink time,

331
00:11:47,923 --> 00:11:50,317
you want fridge space,
you want Schmidt and Winston

332
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,668
to let you in on
this whole jeans thing?

333
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,929
No, I don't want
anything, okay.

334
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,976
I voted nay because
I'm trying to protect you.

335
00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:59,456
From who?From you, you lunatic.

336
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,980
You are being
a good friend to Nick

337
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,330
by letting Reagan move in,
but I wouldn't be

338
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,985
a good friend to you
if I just let that happen.

339
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,421
If Nick wants Reagan
to move in,

340
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,118
then I want Reagan
to move in.

341
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,120
I mean, I don't wanther to
move in, but I... I support it.

342
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,167
You can support something
without being the poster child

343
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,822
for it, okay, so just maybe
take a step back.

344
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,953
I can't do that, because
my love for Nick exists,

345
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,259
so it has to
come out somewhere.

346
00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,130
If you put water
in Bugs Bunny's hole,

347
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,786
it's gonna shoot out
some other hole

348
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,918
where Elmer Fudd
least expects it.

349
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,008
Is this other hole
friendship?

350
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,662
Exactly. So I can't express
my feelings for Nick

351
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,447
through my romance hole,

352
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:36,015
so I need to express them
through my friendship hole.

353
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:38,801
And I really regret
hitching my wagon to "hole."

354
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,020
But you...
you get it, okay?

355
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:44,676
I want you to know
I'm gonna be fine, okay?

356
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,678
You promise?
I promise.

357
00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:50,639
Okay, all right,
I'll vote yay.

358
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,597
IfNick and Reagan
aren't physical

359
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,470
outside of their room.

360
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,254
I'm sorry, but I have
to protect you a little,

361
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,385
okay, so just deal with it.

362
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:01,389
That's a really
great rider, Cece.

363
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:02,825
You see, I think
this is the tub

364
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,914
where Daddy bathes
the Soviet dissident.

365
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,830
And this has to be
the window seat

366
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,484
where he spanks
the Aztec twins.

367
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:13,836
Hey, side note, thank you for
voting yay on the Reagan vote.

368
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,837
I really want her to move in.
I think I'm ready for this.

369
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,927
She will, and you are
very much so ready.

370
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,278
Yeah. Yeah.

371
00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:23,976
So many close-ups.
It's so frustrating.

372
00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,109
I mean, for our
purposes of today.

373
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,631
You know, mostly when they
cut to wide I'm thinking

374
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,417
why the hell are you
showing me the room?

375
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,852
But now I want
to see the room.

376
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,072
I don't want to
see the close-ups.

377
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,769
Well, there's only
one thing left.

378
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:34,856
[phone chimes]

379
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:37,076
Search the locations
manager

380
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,731
for the 1971 adult film Daddy's Longleg.

381
00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:41,864
Very smart.

382
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,908
[chimes]SEARCH VOICE: Searching now.

383
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,868
[Chinese flute music playing]

384
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,783
Secrets.
Secrets.

385
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,915
Cece, this is
the hardest thing

386
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,134
that I've ever had
to say to you.

387
00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:54,442
I had always assumed
that when you got serious

388
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,009
about interior design,

389
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,663
I was going to love
your ideas.

390
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,534
Because I love you.

391
00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:01,884
I hate your ideas.

392
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,885
I hate them almost
as much as I love you,

393
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,932
which is so much.I have to stop you
right there.

394
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,673
I appreciate the fact that
you are a very dramatic man,

395
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,024
but the next time
you start a conversation

396
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,157
with, "This is the hardest
thing that I have ever

397
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,681
had to say to you,"
it better end with,

398
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,466
"I'm gay now,"
"I found a lump in my nut,"

399
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,120
or, "He came out of nowhere,

400
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:22,904
help me get the blood
off of my car."

401
00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:24,907
I can't live in a house
that you don't love.

402
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,082
And I also can't live
in a house of horrors!

403
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:29,085
Thank you for
taking my note

404
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,826
about being dramatic.

405
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,697
Next time you don't like

406
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,786
one of my suggestions,
just tell me.

407
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,004
I don't like your suggestions.

408
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:37,701
Okay, well, then you
suggest something,

409
00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:38,965
and then I suggest something,

410
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,966
and eventually we
reach a compromise.

411
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,056
So let's try it.
Let's try it

412
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927
with the cabinets.

413
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,322
I suggest a lighter wood,
like birch.

414
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,365
Absolutely not.

415
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,066
I mean...
[clears throat]
Mm-hmm.

416
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,634
I suggest a darker wood,
like walnut.

417
00:14:56,677 --> 00:14:58,941
So now we try to find
something in the middle,

418
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,160
like, how about oak?

419
00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:03,076
That's fine, that's fine,
I'm willing to go darker.

420
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,947
Cherry? Mahogany?

421
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,818
Walnut?I love that suggestion!

422
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,778
It was your suggestion.
It's not a compromise.

423
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,345
Okay, fine, birch.
No!

424
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,607
That was mysuggestion.
That's still not a compromise.

425
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,043
Now you're confusing me!

426
00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:17,046
JESS [shouting]:
Emergency off-site loft meeting!

427
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,875
JESS: Nick. Nick,
it's time for the final vote.

428
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,832
Where are you?

429
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,184
The motion now includes
the Cece Parikh

430
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:26,447
Hallway Decency Act.

431
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:32,975
Ugh! There's still
one nay in here!

432
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,629
Okay, I voted yay, I swear.Then who was it?

433
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,977
WOMAN [on phone]:
Roughstuff Productions.

434
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,676
You have a real guilty look
on your face-- a real nay face.

435
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,200
This is not my nay face.
This is...

436
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,245
This is how does a man
compromise his vision face.

437
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,855
MAN [on phone]:
Roughstuff Productions,
this is Clem.

438
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,989
Uh, yeah, Clem, um. I'm calling
about the whereabou--

439
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,469
[grunting]
Winston!

440
00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,210
CLEM:
Sir, are you auditioning?Admit it!

441
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,561
Why?Oh... Aah...

442
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,215
Why?It doesn't matter
who voted nay.

443
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,432
The message is clear,

444
00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:57,826
somebody doesn't want Reagan
in the loft.

445
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,567
So who cares who did it?
Let's move on.

446
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,785
Who is that person?
I hate that person.

447
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,918
Also, maybe somebody realized
moments before the vote

448
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,269
that, if you think about it,
my bed...

449
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:07,792
it-it tilts west.

450
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,273
And so she could roll off the
bed in the middle of the night,

451
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,145
and on the floor,
and my floor tilts east...Nick.

452
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:15,451
Which means she could
roll under my bed

453
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:16,932
and be lost forever.

454
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,152
Did you vote nay?Yeah, of course I did.

455
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,197
I don't know what I want.
I'm confused.

456
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:25,635
Ooh-whee!
Politics!

457
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:32,033
Schmidt, you need to take
these design blinders off

458
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,817
and look around.

459
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:36,472
We compromise
all the time.

460
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,040
We named our house
Jaipur Aviv.

461
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,043
That's right.

462
00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:42,870
I wanted to call it
Ghatak/Mossad HQ,

463
00:16:42,913 --> 00:16:45,047
and you wanted
to call it... Our House.

464
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,265
Our House, yes.

465
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:48,049
We met in the middle
and we called it Jaipur Aviv.

466
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,269
You know what,
every compromise

467
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,226
doesn't have to be 50-50.

468
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,099
I've been looking
at cabinets online.

469
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,971
They all look exactly
the same to me.

470
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,277
No, they don't.They really do.

471
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,193
Birch, walnut, mahogany,
fiberglass, stainless steel.

472
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,239
You can't tell the difference
between metal and wood?

473
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,848
Not when it comes
to a cabinet.

474
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,286
I just see cabinet,
and then I go, like,

475
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,721
"Oh, my plate's in there."

476
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,636
I think this is a bigger issue
than interior design.

477
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,160
I think it just
applies to cabinets.

478
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:13,509
And I accept the fact
that I am not good

479
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,424
at interior design,

480
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,210
and you're brilliant at it.

481
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,777
So you should take
the lead on that.

482
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,778
Just like I'm no good
at cooking Indian food.

483
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,780
Mm.You take the lead
on that.

484
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,347
You always let me
make dessert.

485
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,001
I always burn it.

486
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,742
I just want you
to feel included.

487
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,180
Even if it's in just some
small, symbolic way.

488
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,101
[doorbell plays "La Cucaracha"]

489
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:40,580
[melody repeats]

490
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,890
[melody repeats]

491
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,240
Okay.

492
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,676
Hey.

493
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,156
Do you know how
anything works?

494
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,288
I know you whipped
and you buttonholed

495
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,898
and you swing-setted
your tail off

496
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,117
to get all these votes.

497
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,336
Who did I swing-set?

498
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,903
Once I got the votes,
I panicked.

499
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,123
Because I realized that
now I have to ask her,

500
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,124
and what if she says no?

501
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,734
Or worse, what if
she says yes,

502
00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:06,346
moves in with me,
and then regrets it?

503
00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:07,346
I wish we'd had
this conversation

504
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,521
at the beginning
of the day,

505
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,133
but yeah, I mean,
I get it, it's scary.

506
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:13,353
Well, tell me I'm wrong
to be scared.

507
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:14,483
You know, tell me
I should vote yay.

508
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,573
Nick, I whipped
everyone's votes.

509
00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:19,141
I'm not gonna
whip yours.

510
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,186
But whatever you decide,
I support you.

511
00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:24,319
We all do.

512
00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:33,502
If I vote yay,
all that means is

513
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,722
is that I canask her.

514
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,289
Emphasis on "can."

515
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,162
And that I don't haveto.
Emphasis on "have."

516
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,208
Wow. Well, no one loves
parsing more than I do,

517
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,991
and even I
find this tedious,

518
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,906
but... yes.

519
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,736
All right, slide me over.

520
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:51,259
Okay.
Okay.

521
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:55,046
Whoa, is this wall
just sticky,

522
00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:58,136
or is it... magnetic?

523
00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:03,316
We have got to get
a magnetic wall.

524
00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:05,230
We will never buy
another coil of wires

525
00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:07,189
connected to a battery
again in our lives.

526
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:09,712
It'll pay for itself
in a week. [scoffs]

527
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:31,212
[Daddy's Longlegplaying
over phone]

528
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,564
Okay, Roughstuff
Productions referred me

529
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,133
to their former subsidiary
Tick Tock Erotica, LLC,

530
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,353
which split from Roughstuff
back in '09.

531
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,875
But here's the thing.

532
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,356
Tick Tock is
in the App space now,

533
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,098
but they still use
the same headhunter.

534
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,058
And theystill had
the number

535
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:55,019
for a Mr. Mort Capaco,
locations manager,

536
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,238
Daddy's Longleg.

537
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,240
Did he know where
they shot it?
He did not.

538
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,373
All right, we've got to
give up a secret.

539
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,895
The only question is
who breaks the news.

540
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,246
I'll break the news if
I get to pick the secret.

541
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:07,815
Deal. But I really recommend
that you tell him about

542
00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,337
BOTH:
...Halloween 2004.

543
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,686
That's what I was
gonna say.

544
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,343
[Chinese flute music playing]

545
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:17,738
Secrets exchanged.Secrets exchanged.

546
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,740
Shh.

547
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,088
WOMAN [over phone]:
I could never say no to the man

548
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,742
that saved my sled dogs.

549
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,788
[porn music playing]

550
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:33,405
Schmidt, I need
to tell you something

551
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,278
unpleasant about
some candy you ate.[door opens, closes]

552
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,278
What?Many years...

553
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,453
It was shot in Seattle.

554
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,891
Daddy's Longlegwas
shot in Seattle.

555
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,109
What's Daddy's Longleg?

556
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,502
A pornographic movie
Winston and I really like.

557
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,505
You don't have
to worry about it.Because...

558
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,376
it was... notfilmed
in your home.

559
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,987
So congratulations!

560
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,771
Wow, we did it, honey.Was that in question?

561
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:52,859
Hey, did you ask Reagan?

562
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,339
I've decided to ask her,

563
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,863
but I haven't
asked her yet.

564
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,080
I don't know how to.

565
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,213
All I've got
right now is,

566
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,564
"Hey, Nickname"-- that's what
we're calling each other

567
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,305
until we can think
of something better-- uh,

568
00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:05,307
and after that,
I'm a little stumped.
Well,

569
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,961
why do you want
Reagan to move in?

570
00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:08,528
Because I want to spend
a lot of time with her and

571
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:11,226
if she moves in, I'll be able
to spend more time with her.

572
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,881
Well, if she moved in, how
would that make you feel, Nick?

573
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:14,663
I'd feel honored.

574
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,970
Honored or happy?

575
00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:17,405
Both.

576
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,972
And what's your name?
My name is Nick.

577
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,104
Probably could've got that
on my own.

578
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:21,323
Noted.

579
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,544
Wow.

580
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:25,326
I mean, that's perfect.

581
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,198
And it's already
in my phone.

582
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,330
But there's just some things
I want to agonize over

583
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,463
out loud with you guys.
And send.

584
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,248
I wanted to agonize! I said
I needed to agonize over...

585
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,989
Can we give you money?
That was great.
You're a beautiful man.

586
00:21:35,031 --> 00:21:36,207
God bless you.

587
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,338
WINSTON: You're welcome, everybody.

588
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,210
JESS: About this porn you watched together...

589
00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:42,170
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