1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,338 Schmidt? Schmidt. 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,973 Nah, it's me. 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,309 Easier to clean myself off this way. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,910 Aly told me she loved me last night. 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,579 Then she yakked on my pants, 6 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,414 and then I yakked on my pants. 7 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,482 I picked the wrong day 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,883 to start cuffing my pants. 9 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,485 (laughing) 10 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,587 Yeah, she ain't going to make it to the wedding. 11 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,256 Have you seen Schmidt? This is very important. What? 12 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,725 The best man has lost the groom, or something? 13 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,161 In what world would that happen in? 14 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,562 In what world? 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,199 In what world would that happen in? 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,434 It's one thing for Sam to dump me on your wedding day, 17 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,768 but then to be like, 18 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,670 "You have feelings for Nick." 19 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,207 Yeah, nice diagnosis, Dr. Dick. 20 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,609 Is he that off-base? Yes. 21 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,843 Now, we're not devoting any more 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,445 of your wedding day to this subject. 23 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,214 Nick for Jess. Incoming knocking. 24 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,415 Jess, have you seen... 25 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,085 ...uh, uh, cherries? 26 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,554 I'm so confused by your question, 27 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,589 that I'm just going to answer it, uh, directly. 28 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:57,191 Yes, I've seen them. 29 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,026 Hmm... 30 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,629 but have you seen the cherry that I'm talking about? 31 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:02,863 What do you mean? 32 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,032 I... the... I was with it, 33 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,900 and then the cherry's gone. 34 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,136 (phone rings) 35 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,705 This is cherries. This is cherries. 36 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:12,973 Yes! 37 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,708 Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes 38 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,444 till I can get in that guy's pants. 39 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,711 (laughs softly) 40 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,914 Ah. Thank God, Schmidt. Where are you? 41 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,284 I'm flying to Portland to try to get Cece's mom 42 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,585 to come to the wedding. 43 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,819 Hold on, one second, okay? 44 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,221 No! 45 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,622 It was my job! 46 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,724 You still there? 47 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,760 * 48 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,396 I-I don't know if you remember this, 49 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,131 but w-we have plans today. 50 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,732 It'll be fine, okay? I have return tickets 51 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,334 for 1:00, 2:00 and 3:00 p.m. 52 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:44,138 on this ultra low cost, no-frills, disgusting airline. 53 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,175 Tray tables, $12. Cece is crushed 54 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,742 that her mom is not coming, and I can't take a vow 55 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,578 that all I care about is her happiness 56 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,945 and not try to do something about it. 57 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,447 I know you're a terrible liar, 58 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,082 but I need you to lie to Cece. 59 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,850 You can handle this, Nick. 60 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,952 Schmidt's on a plane?! You said you weren't going to yell. 61 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,922 You said, and I quote, "It's no biggie." 62 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,424 Hey, um, I think 63 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,825 I did something wrong with my bangs. 64 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,126 I'll be right there. 65 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,361 So will Schmidt. Oh, my God. 66 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,796 What? Uh, no, he won't. 67 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,664 It's bad luck for the bride to see the groom 68 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,166 on the wedding day, Nick. Uh, that's just dumb superstition. 69 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,334 He'll be right in. 70 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,035 Cece. Two minutes. 71 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,637 Okay, I'm timing you. (door closes) 72 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,138 I need you to pull it together, 73 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,340 and just say something simple. 74 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,541 Schmidt's asleep. 75 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,443 Schmidt is asleep. That's... 76 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,378 Schmidt's asl... What-what rhythm are we doing? 77 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,813 The normal human rhythm. 78 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,181 Okay. Schmidt is asleep. 79 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,482 Schmidt is asleep. 80 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,518 Nick. Did I say it, or no? 81 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,519 You said it, But it wasn't right. 82 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:32,686 but it sounded very weird. 83 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,954 But it wasn't right. Just say it like 84 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:34,955 all one. In all one. 85 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,957 Yeah, Schmidt is asleep. 86 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,326 You could just say, Schmidt's asleep. Got it. 87 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,660 Schmidt's asleep. Got it. 88 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,195 No, you're putting weird emphasis 89 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,530 on weird syllables. 90 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,864 You do it. Schmidt's asleep. 91 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,433 Hey, Cece, Schmidt's sleeping, slip. 92 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,135 I'm so nervous, I'm going to screw this up. 93 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,403 You're always 94 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,739 so ready to believe the worst in yourself, 95 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,907 and right now, I need you to believe the best, okay? 96 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,410 I just need you to tell one lie. 97 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,579 Okay. I believe in you. 98 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,549 Here comes Schmidt! What? 99 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,688 COACH: Yo, Winnie. 100 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,089 Hey. 101 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,824 How you going to prank the wedding, bro? 102 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,494 You always prank weddings, that's what you do. 103 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,429 You've never gone along with one of my pranks before. 104 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,164 This is exciting. 105 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,734 (screaming) 106 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,737 (guests exclaiming) 107 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:27,007 Coach, I've lived many lives. 108 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,442 The Winston that you used to know 109 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,843 is gone. 110 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,679 A few hours ago, Aly told me she loves me, 111 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,714 and that made me a serious man, 112 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,583 in a serious relationship. 113 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,884 The Winston Bishop 114 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,419 that you see here today 115 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,954 is about one thing and one thing only: 116 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,391 and that is organizational excellence. 117 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,492 You forgot to make an aisle. 118 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:48,596 Aw, shoot. This is a full redo. 119 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,499 Incoming knocking. Incoming kn... 120 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,902 Oh, hello, Cece. 121 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,438 Schmidt is asleep. 122 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,474 Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you. 123 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,742 I know, I'm an incredible liar. 124 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,711 Yeah, pace yourself, 'cause that was one lie. 125 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,613 We're going to need about 40 more. 126 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,747 Or one big one. 127 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,882 Okay, we tell Cece we're giving her 128 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,584 a bridal vitamin, 129 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,120 but secretly we give her a sleeping pill 130 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,055 that we take from Dr. Sam. 131 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,257 (sighs) 132 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,160 Dr. Sam dumped me. Last night. 133 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,228 He was in love 134 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,996 with his best friend, so. 135 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,998 Predictable. (laughs nervously) 136 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,266 He's out of his mind. 137 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,468 Thanks. 138 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,636 You okay? 139 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,938 Yeah. Yeah. 140 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,273 Ah, so we're both going solo to the wedding. 141 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,742 Yeah. We're both 142 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,809 going drag. 143 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,778 I think it's stag. 144 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,013 Hmm? Never mind. 145 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,982 Let's go together. For old times' sake. 146 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,451 Let's go together. Have some fun. 147 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,485 You're going to need someone to dance with. 148 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,586 You know I'm a good dancer. 149 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,687 Okay, but I'm not dancing 150 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,821 to "Single Ladies." All right. 151 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,189 We won't dance to "Single Ladies." 152 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,992 Okay. I might dance to "Single Ladies." 153 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,862 Hey, guys. 154 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,296 Ferguson is on the elevator. 155 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,998 Is that okay? 156 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:58,999 Reagan's here. 157 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,334 Hi. Hi. 158 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,169 Jess, Reagan's here. 159 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,204 My Reagan's here. Our Reagan's here. 160 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,873 Your Reagan. 161 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,140 Our Reagan. Your Reagan. 162 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,308 The Reagan. Jess. 163 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,043 Reagan's here. Hi. 164 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,045 You asked me to be your date to the wedding, 165 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,113 and I had to be in town anyway, 166 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,382 so here I am. (phone rings) 167 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,616 NICK: Excuse me one second, Reagan. 168 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,650 It's cherries on the phone. 169 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:17,985 Wedding stuff. Kitchen's still the kitchen, 170 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,119 bathroom's still the bathroom, 171 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,388 and Winston's married. 172 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,155 Oh, I know. He texts me every day. 173 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,358 Schmidt, are you calling me from the sky? 174 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,493 This Chinatown bus 175 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,827 doesn't have a sky-phone, 176 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,029 or working landing gear, apparently. 177 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,331 They said we're going to be stuck on the tarmac for hours. 178 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,700 You're screaming in my ear. That's motherhood, lady. 179 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,001 Get used to it. 180 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,336 Schmidt, you are getting off that plane 181 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,571 (walkie-talkie clicks) in time for your wedding. 182 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,806 CECE: Schmidt's on an airplane? 183 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,907 Cece? JESS: Oh, my God. 184 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,709 Are you sitting on your walkie? 185 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,910 Oh, no. 186 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,478 (gasps) 187 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,747 Cece. 188 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,248 Schmidt's asleep? 189 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,688 This is by far the most romantic thing 190 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,989 that anyone has ever done for me. 191 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,357 I love you so much. This is why I'm marrying you, 192 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,592 because you do stuff like this. 193 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,827 This is the happiest day of my life. 194 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,729 It's also so dumb. So dumb. 195 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,030 Like, so dumb. Just the dumbest. 196 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,432 I want to take all your clothes off 197 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,199 and kiss every single part of your body. 198 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,668 I want to do stuff that makes us feel ashamed 199 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,369 about what we've done, but we won't have to 200 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,071 because now we'll be married. Babe. Hey, babe. Babe. 201 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,407 I want to make love, fall asleep while we're making love, Okay, you're on speaker. 202 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,042 dream of making love and wake up still making love. You're on speaker, so... 203 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,276 Hey. Hey, Schmidt. I'm also here. 204 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,377 SCHMIDT: Cece. 205 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,579 Listen to me. 206 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,047 I'm not going to miss this wedding. 207 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,949 I'm going to get off this plane no matter what. 208 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,451 You just need to buy me an hour. 209 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,552 We got this. 210 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,054 There's been a minor delay. 211 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,923 The vineyard dog is giving birth. 212 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,192 Get them drinky so they don't get thinky, over. 213 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,094 * 214 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,865 So do you know the bride or the groom? 215 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,232 The bride destroyed my heart. 216 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,403 I destroyed groom's Jew penis. 217 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,639 Mm. I hope you guys are giving a toast. 218 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,107 PILOT: Ladies and gentleman, 219 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,308 I'm afraid it's going to be another hour, 220 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,544 and we are out of snacks. 221 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,045 Damn it! 222 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,280 I'm getting married today! 223 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,582 Somebody get me off of this plane! 224 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,849 People are getting hammered, over. 225 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,652 (laughter) 226 00:06:58,686 --> 00:06:59,820 Look at this goddess. 227 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:00,954 Don't do this to her. 228 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,090 I swear to God, I will scream sing 229 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,725 every last word to Les Mis. 230 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,094 Sir, if you don't sit down, I'll have you removed. 231 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,296 Perfect! And placed in FBI custody. 232 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,739 I suppose I'll just have a tomato juice. 233 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,907 Hi. 234 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,441 Hi. How are you? 235 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,576 I'm good. 236 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,443 How are you? Good, yeah. 237 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,812 Great, look at this. 238 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,014 What is that, a towel? 239 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,516 I think it's a pashmina. "Pashomina"? 240 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,517 Pashmina. 241 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,351 I'm sorry, I just can't believe you came. 242 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,520 I did. 243 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,921 Things I'm feeling: 244 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,922 excited. 245 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,457 Number two: scared. 246 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,092 I mean, are we gonna do this? You and me? 247 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,027 Take it home. 248 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,094 Take it to the mat. 249 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:41,995 I don't know what that means. 250 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,331 You know, like, the big "R." 251 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,168 Oh, a relationship? 252 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,640 No. 253 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,174 (laughs) No, no. 254 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,443 No. See when I say, The big "R," 255 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,478 I'm, of course, talking about, uh, 256 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,881 rasslin'. 257 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,783 Yeah, I think that's a "W," "W-R." 258 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,453 Do you ever feel, deep down, that you know at some point 259 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,056 you're gonna have a stroke, and it's gonna be really bad? 260 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,558 Jess... 261 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,726 I have some Honduran matrimony beads for my son. 262 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,461 Where's Schmidt? 263 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,663 JESS (whispering): Winston. 264 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,197 Winston. 265 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,466 I cannot believe I'm asking this... 266 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,636 but I need you to prank this wedding. 267 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,737 Please. 268 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,138 Please, we need 269 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,139 to distract people. 270 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,207 He's a serious man now. 271 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,208 He doesn't prank anymore. 272 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,577 Just look at his eyes. 273 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,911 All the mischief's gone. 274 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,647 If this were another time, another day, 275 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,148 hell, even six hours ago... 276 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,018 Listen to me, you bird-shirted, puzzle baby. 277 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,653 You get out there 278 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,590 and you do something totally idiotic right now! 279 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,524 (May and Coach laugh) 280 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,326 Funston, we have a pranklem. 281 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,360 (laughs) 282 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,361 I'm not good at these. 283 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,362 It's a weird one. 284 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,899 Okay... update. 285 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,166 The vibe's getting ugly. 286 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,935 People are getting dangerously drunk. 287 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,070 I found a loose EpiPen on the floor, which can't be good. 288 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,538 I think we're gonna have to start telling 289 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,373 people that Schmidt's... on a plane. 290 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,910 Or not. Don't freak out. 291 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,712 Mom? 292 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,614 Schmidt's on a plane? 293 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,086 Mom, what are you doing here? 294 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,087 If you've come to object to this wedding... 295 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,388 You are too late. 296 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,724 And in another sense, 297 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,291 because it's delayed, 298 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,861 you're too early. 299 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,863 That's not at all why I'm here. 300 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,564 SCHMIDT: Mama P. Schmidt with the latest, 301 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,399 "Why I Love Cece." Today's episode: 302 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,901 Honesty with a Capital 303 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,737 Ouch. He called you? 304 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,072 Every Monday for the past year. 305 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,910 (beeps) Your daughter is the best thing... 306 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,046 (beeps) I just lost a fight in the desert, but... 307 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,648 (beeps) And I want her to be the last thing I see 308 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,715 when she pulls the plug. 309 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,717 (beeps) But it's not an A-plus 310 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,952 unless we both finish. (beeps) 311 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,053 She's so beautiful. 312 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,655 The odds are really stacked against our children. 313 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,056 They're not all winners. 314 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,758 (beeps) I just know that if you miss your daughter's wedding, 315 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,560 you're going to regret it for the rest of your life. 316 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,228 I am delighted 317 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,997 for you to marry this man. 318 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,234 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: For those keeping score with row five, 319 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,270 Cece's mom is at the wedding! 320 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,640 (cheering, laughter) 321 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,941 (cheering continues) 322 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,812 Just get here when you can, okay? 323 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,681 We'll wait until you do. 324 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,450 You know what? Have the party without me. 325 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,819 Babe. 326 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,453 No. Okay, no. 327 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,122 Have the party. We'll... 328 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,624 We'll get married at City Hall with all the immigrants 329 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,660 and liberals and first cousins. 330 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,129 Your whole life has been about this party. 331 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,964 My whole life is you. 332 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,667 Plus, my cousin Nathan is just dying for something to go wrong. 333 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,602 I'm so happy. 334 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,805 I have an idea. 335 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,306 Conga! 336 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,608 * I got a little woman I can really love * 337 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,011 * My woman fit me like a little glove * 338 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,779 Everybody! 339 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,181 * You know I'll always love my little woman love * 340 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,183 Whoa, whoa, running out of room here. 341 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,786 Let's back it up. 342 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,788 * I take her home 343 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,657 * Most every night MAN: Let's see a kiss! 344 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,028 * My woman love to hold me tight... * 345 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,629 (bells dinging) Shut up. 346 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,864 JESS (over phone): Winston, you don't have 347 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,132 to prank the wedding anymore. 348 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,967 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 349 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,303 You know, FYI, I was gonna go with a simple, classic streak. 350 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,005 Cece's mom showed up. Come out to the party. 351 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,507 So you don't have to prank the wedding. Oh! No! Oh! Oh! 352 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,010 * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 353 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,813 * Oh, yeah, oh, yeah... 354 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,049 Oh! Oh, no! 355 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,483 No! No! 356 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,885 Sounds like I'm under water. 357 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,987 * I take her home most every night * 358 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,356 Oh. 359 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:33,226 * My woman love to hold me tight * 360 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,495 * You know I feel all right 361 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,831 * My little woman mine. 362 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,532 (laughing) 363 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,871 As we all know, marriage is about 364 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,073 sex and property. 365 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,841 Everybody say that with me once. 366 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,543 Marriage is about s... 367 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,515 I imagined that differently. 368 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,184 You're okay. You're okay. Pull it together. 369 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,019 Just let the index cards go. 370 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,020 Speak from the heart. 371 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,688 You know who I'm talking to when I say 372 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,356 you were rude to me earlier at the bar. 373 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,592 And now who's in control? I could point to you 374 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,227 and call you out, but I won't. 375 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,263 When I first met this guy, 376 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:15,535 Schmidt, I thought, "I'm not gonna be friends with him. 377 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,938 I don't like his personality." 378 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,208 Magic's fake. 379 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,542 (guests murmuring) 380 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,878 Believe what you want, 381 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,880 but I want you guys to think about something, 382 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,715 and now this is off the jack. 383 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,383 In a couple generations, 384 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,718 we're all gonna be dead, 385 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,153 and no one's gonna remember any of us. 386 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,321 I mean, think about it. 387 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,924 Do you remember your great-great grandparents? 388 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,558 Or their parents, or what they did day-to-day? 389 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,427 The point is it doesn't matter. 390 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:44,998 Everyone you know will be dead. 391 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,299 That's right. 392 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,500 Congratulations, man. I love you. 393 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,802 Best friends. 394 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,570 That's my time, everybody. Thank you. 395 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,840 Look, if it made sense, it wouldn't be my wedding. 396 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:56,009 Your speech wasn't that bad. 397 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,477 My speech was fantastic. 398 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,979 It's the best 17 minutes of my life. 399 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,681 I really opened up my heart. I was gonna say. 400 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,817 Nah, I'm just feeling bad about Reagan. 401 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,253 I think I came on too strong, or-or... 402 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,989 I don't know. She told me she's leaving tonight on a train. 403 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,924 On a train? Where's she going, Hogwarts? 404 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,292 No, San Diego. 405 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,261 I don't know if "Hog-warts" is near San Diego. 406 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,363 I've never heard of it. Never mind. 407 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,832 But, I mean, it's okay. I just, I feel like I, you know... 408 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,167 I just got excited for a second. 409 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,837 Nick, she came here to see you. 410 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,173 I bet you're reading into it. What if I go talk to her? 411 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,841 Talk me up a little bit? 412 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,610 Woman to woman? That's implied. 413 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,112 Winston. 414 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,347 WINSTON: No hay Weenstons. It's ocupados. 415 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,716 Winston, I know you're in there 416 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,219 because I'm looking at a picture of your butt cheeks right now. 417 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,388 Oh, that's a working class butt. 418 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,956 Nothing wrong with that! Mm. 419 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,124 Give me... 420 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,126 Give me those. That's a fatty. You got a fatty. 421 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,527 This is not Winnie's day. 422 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,862 Ernie, give him your jacket. 423 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,297 What? Give me the damn jacket. 424 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,700 All right, here, dude. 425 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:57,070 I jabbed my giblets in the breast pocket. Tie it around your waist. 426 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,206 Then that leaves the front porch open or the back. 427 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,407 I don't think this is gonna work. 428 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,976 I'll just sit here cold and naked 429 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,711 while my best friend gets married. 430 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,079 Look, you were right, Coach. 431 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,381 I'm not a serious man. I'm a nude, 432 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,718 apple bottom, long-fronted dumb-ass. 433 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,554 Ooh, look. At least you can change the background. Look. 434 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,089 Now I'm in the Oval Office. That's crazy. (camera shutter clicks) 435 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,892 Winston, you're a groomsman and a bridesman. 436 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,593 It doesn't get more serious than that. 437 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,729 You can't miss this wedding. 438 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,231 But what am I supposed to wear? 439 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,665 I am looking 440 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,935 for the groom. 441 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,238 * 442 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,906 Schmidt. What's up, man? 443 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,442 I know I'm wearing a photo booth curtain right now. 444 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,078 That does not take away from how incredibly happy I am 445 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,446 for the both of you. 446 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,347 Thank you. 447 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,348 Winston, I'm going 448 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,250 to get off this plane soon. 449 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,952 Oh, dear Lord! Winston! 450 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,419 Pick it up! 451 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,421 Don't squat! (guests groaning) 452 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,091 * 453 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,593 So, I mean, I feel like I really put myself out there, right? 454 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,195 I got on a plane, and I flew across 455 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,764 the country to see him. 456 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,800 I-I couldn't get him out of my head, you know? 457 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,869 Yeah. (chuckles) Yeah. 458 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,605 And then he says the word "relationship," 459 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,441 and I freaked out, because... (chuckles) 460 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,811 You know what, I don't know. Am I crazy to want a relationship with Nick? 461 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,947 I mean, you guys were together. What happened? 462 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,049 We were kind of a mess. 463 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,285 I wanted him to have a plan for his life 464 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,954 and not keep his money in a box in his closet. 465 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,224 And... he wanted me 466 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,892 to not care about those things. 467 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,894 That's not so bad. I mean, 468 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,963 who really has a plan for their life? 469 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,965 (chuckles) Who does that? 470 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,733 (chuckles) Me. 471 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,735 Me. I d... I did it. 472 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,138 I do it. I'm sure there are plenty of guys 473 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,408 out there who keep a very traditional banking account. Yeah. 474 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,543 There are. And I just dated one of 'em. 475 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,980 And I... 476 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,317 I don't think any of that stuff matters. 477 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,319 Thank you. 478 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,254 You are awesome. 479 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,356 Thanks. 480 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,993 I'm gonna go do this. 481 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,329 * Yesterday my life 482 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:06,333 * My life was bright and sunny 483 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,669 * Today I feel just like a bee 484 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,672 * That lost all its honey 485 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,209 * Girl, it's written all over your face * 486 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,046 * Someone else has taken my place * 487 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,048 * Girl 488 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,515 * If this is true... 489 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,084 Hey. Hey. 490 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,220 I... 491 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,222 Yeah, honey, I know. 492 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,192 You don't have to say it. 493 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,861 * Away, oh, please 494 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,130 * Don't take 495 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,631 LOUISE: Cece, 496 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,200 Schmidt wants to talk to you. 497 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,035 Babe, the plane's moving. Oh, okay. 498 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,403 Maybe they're going back to the gate. Maybe I can get there 499 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,038 before they release the monarch butterflies. 500 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,506 Oh, my God, that is so great, babe! 501 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,877 Ladies and gentlemen, we are finally bound for Portland. 502 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,080 SCHMIDT: Aah! No! 503 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,620 (elevator bell dings) 504 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,858 What are you guys doing here? 505 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,060 It's the middle of the night. 506 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,097 (chuckles) Ow! Winston! 507 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,998 The hell is wrong with you? 508 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,067 We use that stuff to revive passed-out derelicts. 509 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,502 Come on, buddy. We got to get you ready. 510 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,703 What? 511 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,473 * 512 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,248 You already sprayed that. 513 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,851 Yes... You don't have to spray it again. 514 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,255 Honestly, dude, you're ruining it. Relax, relax. 515 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,624 * 516 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,102 You want to get married? 517 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:52,004 I don't think that I can wait another second. 518 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,143 * 519 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,816 * I've been thinking 'bout tomorrow * 520 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:09,222 * Instead of drowning in the past * 521 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:14,427 * We had good times even back when * 522 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:20,267 * Dreams were all we had to last * 523 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,835 * So as I wake up... 524 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,737 PRIEST: May this couple be blessed 525 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,474 and be helpful to one another in all ways. 526 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,344 CECE: Just when I thought you couldn't make me any happier, 527 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,013 look what you did today. 528 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,149 You're amazing. 529 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,418 SCHMIDT: I hope for as long as we stay together, 530 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,688 that I always remain someone that 531 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,424 you want to hollah at. 532 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,994 CECE: I look forward to a lifetime of joy, growth 533 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,163 and constant mispronunciation 534 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,664 of common words. 535 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,267 * No longer need your rescue... * 536 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,269 For the first time, 537 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,339 I see what the rest of my life looks like. 538 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,374 * I'm no fool 539 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,176 RABBI: I now pronounce you 540 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,213 husband and... 541 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,515 Oh, wait, uh, we need the glass. 542 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,016 (quietly): What...? 543 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,050 (laughs) 544 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,521 * Oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh * 545 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:18,124 * Oh, oh... 546 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,362 * It's all clear, perfectly crystal * 547 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,865 * I've been here long enough to know * 548 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,634 (all cheering) 549 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,537 * I still 550 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,340 * Remember me before you 551 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,708 * I will 552 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:39,045 * No longer need your rescue 553 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,482 * Since I still 554 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,551 * Oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh * 555 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,553 * Oh, oh... 556 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,557 Hey. 557 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,593 I'm just getting Cece some leggings for the hora. 558 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,728 Can't have everybody seeing the bridal bouquet. 559 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,063 I don't know what you said 560 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,898 to Reagan, but I want to say thank you, 561 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,567 because she wants 562 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,034 to go for it with me. 563 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,336 She wants to do this. 564 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,238 Well, that's awesome. Congratulations. 565 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,240 Yeah, I'm freaking out. I can't believe it. 566 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,242 I mean, why does she want to be with me? 567 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,510 It doesn't make any sense. 568 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,345 You of all people 569 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,414 know that I'm just the weird detour you take 570 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,517 before you find the guy you want to be with. 571 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,786 I basically just help women realize 572 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,588 that they could do a lot better... 573 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,290 Stop it, Nick! 574 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,625 I'm tired of you 575 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,959 being the only person 576 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,829 who doesn't see how incredible you are. 577 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,971 Okay. 578 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,973 I'm, uh, I'm incredible. 579 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,375 Yes, you're incredible. 580 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,977 All right, thanks. 581 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,815 All right, I'm booking a ticket. 582 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,149 A ticket...? 583 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,784 Yeah, Reagan is going to New Orleans 584 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,453 for work for three months 585 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,288 and she asked me to go with her, 586 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,291 and... I'm gonna do it. 587 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,959 * Hava nagila (laughter) 588 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,562 * Hava nagila 589 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,730 LOUISE: Don't make this about you! 590 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,897 Get in line and hora! 591 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,799 All right, let's do it. 592 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,469 * Hava 593 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:16,409 * Hava neranena venis'mecha 594 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,412 * Uru, uru achim 595 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,147 * Uru achim belev same'ach 596 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,315 * Uru achim belev same'ach * 597 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,317 * Uru achim belev same'ach 598 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,285 * Uru achim belev same'ach * 599 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,320 * Uru achim 600 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,622 * Uru achim... 601 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:34,361 * Uru achim belev same'ach... 602 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,996 * 603 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,031 (seagulls screeching) 604 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,437 So nice of your mom to get us this trip. 605 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,273 Much better than my dad's gift of weed gummy bears. 606 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,175 (laughs) 607 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,278 (both sigh heavily) 608 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,980 Aah! What the hell is happening?! 609 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,848 What?! What is happening?! No! No! 610 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,651 Ha-ha! Happy honeymoon! 611 00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,619 Winston! 612 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,689 (laughs) 613 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,491 How long has he been in there? 614 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,992 It's gonna ruin the whole freaking vacation! 615 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,026 WINSTON: Honeymoon prank! 616 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,061 What are y'all drinking? 617 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,063 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH