1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,971 Great rehearsal dinner! ALL: Bye! 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,473 Tran. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,742 Great lasagna, it was fantastic. 4 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:09,743 Now you're fishing. 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,845 It was just good, and you know it. 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:14,648 You used the cheap cheese, and that was your mistake. 7 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,916 Great noodles, though. 8 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,685 Thank you. Bye. 9 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:18,686 We care about you. 10 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,088 Mm-hmm. We did it! 11 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,389 Yes, we did it! WINSTON: We did it. 12 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,423 Best rehearsal dinner ever. 13 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,691 You guys are a good team. 14 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,093 We haven't slept all week, but thanks. 15 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,760 I work in hospitality, it's what I do. 16 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:27,761 (Jess chuckles) I've got some cools things 17 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,530 for tomorrow I want to show you. Right on. 18 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,399 Maid of honor. (gasps) 19 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,600 Best man. 20 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,001 Mayday J-Day. 21 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,369 What's up, Nick-knack. 22 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,105 We're gonna need some more hotties on the dance floor. 23 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,239 Copy that. 24 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,108 I'll get those hotties right over to ya. 25 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,342 (both laugh) 26 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,443 Awesome. 27 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,011 Thank you for letting us stay in your room. 28 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,279 Of course. 29 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,847 I'm sorry your mother's not coming, Cece. 30 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,084 Her disapproval of my son fills me with a hot rage 31 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,952 I've repressed into a cyst on my back. 32 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,887 It's grotesque. Sweet dreams, Kid. 33 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,189 Night, Mom. 34 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,090 Good night, my mom's friend Susan. 35 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,560 Are you guys sure that you don't want to use the air mattress? 36 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:00,561 We sleep together. 37 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,062 We've been lovers since 1998. 38 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,764 (laughs) 39 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,767 I want to thank everyone 40 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,068 for an amazing rehearsal dinner. 41 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,637 Special shout out to Winston 42 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,305 for a shockingly good toast. 43 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,073 Winston! (all applaud) 44 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,775 Insanely good. Dipping in and out of French. 45 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,709 Powerful stuff, man. 46 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,944 Yay! No. 47 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,712 Blessings, blessings on all your households. 48 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,115 All right, I think it's time to get the bride and the groom 49 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,750 to sleep in separate beds like boy cousins. 50 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,585 Wait, wait, can we just say good night first? 51 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,086 (whispers): We'll allow it. 52 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,255 (normal voice): We'll allow it. 53 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,324 (moaning softly) 54 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,760 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 55 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,462 I'm gonna do the dishes. Dishes. 56 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,631 Break it up! What is this? 57 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:38,832 The last night of drama camp? 58 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,968 Enjoy it while you can because it gets boring. 59 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:43,437 Same old lips year after year 60 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:46,140 with no spark, 61 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,476 just dead tongues touching, 62 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,311 like decayed salmon. 63 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,779 Oh, my God, Winston! 64 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,080 I did it! 65 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,183 * 66 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,819 The night before the wedding, 67 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:02,323 a bride is bound to feel a little bit emotional, 68 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,757 so nervous? I got Xanax. 69 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,593 Delicious. Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,496 Sad, I have a picture of a cat riding a dog like a horse. 71 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,830 (both chuckle, Jess continues chuckling) 72 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,864 Is that for me or for you? 73 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,766 What? Hmm. 74 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,768 You freak out, you want to escape to Canada? 75 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,605 I've got our passports and... 76 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,940 Trudeau pics. (whistles) 77 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,775 I'm good, you know? I don't need anything. 78 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,777 Really? 'Cause you can ask for anything. 79 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,713 After tomorrow, you're not gonna be able 80 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,548 to use the bride card anymore. 81 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,782 You've got power. 82 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:29,983 (deep voice): Wield it. 83 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,886 I'm gonna go crazy doing this 84 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,887 for you one day. 85 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,456 Well, Sam is the most 86 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,625 objectively marry-able guy I've ever dated. 87 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,361 He's out there washing dishes right now. 88 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,495 Mm. 89 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,030 And he's so tall. So tall. 90 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,798 His jacket on me looks like a garbage bag. 91 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:45,833 Check it out. 92 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,003 Oh. 93 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,639 Uh... 94 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,374 (quietly): What is this? 95 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,311 (gasps) 96 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:58,679 What? What? What? 97 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,515 (gasps) 98 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,651 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 99 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,952 Is Sam gonna propose? 100 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,456 Oh, my God. 101 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,592 (gasps) Oh, my God! 102 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,827 Nick, let me tell you something. It has been a pleasure 103 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,497 watching you blossom into the best man. 104 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,599 Well, thank you for giving me the soil to grow. 105 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,900 Good night. 106 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,704 My flash drive is gone! 107 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,439 The flash drive your vows are on?! 108 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,741 No, a different flash drive! 109 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:28,742 Then what's the problem? 110 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,278 I was being sarcastic! 111 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,613 Of course the flash drive that my vows are on! 112 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,747 Ah... 113 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,683 There's my poet's fuel. Mm! 114 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,685 Mm, I might still be drunk 115 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,853 from my own toast, but my God, 116 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,923 you are gonna make a beautiful bride someday. 117 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,858 (inhales deeply) 118 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,494 Bye. 119 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,464 SAM: Uh... 120 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:51,765 I'm here. I heard it. 121 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:54,535 Let's acknowledge that and, uh, 122 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,904 you know where to find me. 123 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,474 It's not here. I can't find it. 124 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,609 WINSTON: I told Aly she'd make 125 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,876 a beautiful bride someday, 126 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,478 and then she just bounced. 127 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,879 I mean, why'd I say that? 128 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,947 We've been dating a month. 129 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,650 Dude, Schmidt lost his vows! 130 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:10,818 For the wedding?! 131 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,086 No, different vows. 132 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,254 Oh, so then what's the big deal? 133 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,423 What is wrong with you people?! 134 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,824 How'd I lose it? 135 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,258 I wear it around my neck. I even we-- 136 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,427 I even wear it when I got a spray tan. 137 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,428 WINSTON: Ooh. 138 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,495 I think I know what happened. 139 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,796 What? 140 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,265 (groans) 141 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,100 Is that a piece of my flash drive? Yes, it is. 142 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,936 You see, earlier tonight, when we were practicing the hora... 143 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,238 Winston, stop trying to throw me off the chair! 144 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,906 That's not the game! 145 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,442 (all cheering) 146 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,277 I don't mean this anti-Jewish at all, 147 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,980 but that insane Jew dance has ruined our lives. 148 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,582 I'm freaking out. 149 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,417 It took me nine months to write those vows. 150 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,452 What do you remember? 151 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,119 Cece... 152 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,655 I can't believe this day is finally here. 153 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,956 And then... 154 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,659 Rick Santorum said it best when... 155 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,926 (sighs) I don't-- That's all I got. 156 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,094 That's all I remember. 157 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,262 That's all you remember?! 158 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,797 My vows were like a novel. 159 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,031 How much of your zombie novel do you remember? 160 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,032 Chapter one-- 161 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,801 "On Jack Granger's 162 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,337 41st birthday, he was shot in the face by his dog Ed." 163 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,038 Understand the situation that I'm in. 164 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,608 You are so lucky. 165 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,942 How-how am I lucky, Nick? 166 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,644 'Cause one of the greatest writers 167 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,780 of our time is about to enter this room. 168 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,214 Would you like to meet him? 169 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,516 All right. 170 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,885 I'll go get him. 171 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,623 There's no way it's not him, right? 172 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,358 You think it's him? 173 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,727 It's me. 174 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,298 You know what, just 'cause he has a ring 175 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,800 doesn't mean he's gonna propose to me tonight or right now. 176 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,502 (knocking) 177 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,136 Hey, guys. I'm so sorry to interrupt. 178 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,805 Uh, Jess, I have something important 179 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,341 I want to talk to you about, when you get a chance. 180 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,480 Okay, yeah. 181 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,315 I'll be right there. 182 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,350 Cool PJ's. 183 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:53,521 I look like the sky. 184 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,988 (both chuckle softly) 185 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,957 Okay. 186 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,695 (whisper screaming) 187 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,402 This is happening now. He is going to propose. 188 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,237 I totally didn't see this coming. 189 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,972 This is great, right? (brightly): Yeah. 190 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,409 What was that? 191 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,844 What was what? 192 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,446 You paused. 193 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,013 (laughs): I didn't pause. 194 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,949 You took, like, a huge pause. 195 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,551 You were like... 196 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,359 Longer than that! Jess-- 197 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,528 What aren't you saying? That's what I'm asking. 198 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,430 Nothing-- if you want to marry Sam, I want you to! 199 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,365 (gasps) You think this is a horrible idea! 200 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,867 You know what the truth is? 201 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,636 I think that you paused on the inside. 202 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,973 Boom. Don't you boom me. 203 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,742 I boom. First of all, neither of us should want to say boom. 204 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,110 That's not ever a cool thing to say. 205 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,712 I'll decide who says boom! 206 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,547 To write anything, you need to start 207 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,048 with a big idea. 208 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,149 In my last 209 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,818 zombie novel, Uh-oh Guts, 210 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,220 the big idea was that there were too many guts. 211 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,955 (chuckles) Schmidt, you're gonna say 212 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,557 the first thing that comes to mind 213 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,859 when you think of Cece. Okay. 214 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,963 Cece... 215 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,600 uh, what a... 216 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,934 You're too inside the thing. I-It's not that hard. 217 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,002 Watch me do it. 218 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,436 Ooh, now we getting somewhere. 219 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,671 Winnie the Bish, 220 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,572 when you feel ready just say her name. 221 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,573 Her name. 222 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:20,741 I'm gonna need you to say, "Cece." 223 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,309 Okay, this is not working. Cece. 224 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,111 Cece... average worker. 225 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,779 Uneducated, but kind. 226 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,581 Wears shoes, boyish... 227 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,849 never really talked to her. 228 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:29,950 I don't know why I'm listening to you 229 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,251 in the first place. 230 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,821 You're terrible at talking to women. 231 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,789 Case in point: you and Reagan. 232 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,426 Hey, did you clean everywhere? 233 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,961 Are you happy? 234 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,630 Are you happy that you said that? 235 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,198 I'd like to smell your towel. 236 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,667 Back to the basics, Schmidt. 237 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,936 Okay, there's only seven types of stories. 238 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,771 Please, don't list them. NICK: I'm gonna list them. 239 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,973 Man vs. man, man vs. dog, 240 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,543 dog vs. zombie, James Bond, 241 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,111 stories of kings and lords, women over 50 242 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,882 finding themselves after divorce, and car commercial. 243 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,284 My favorite is, uh, that Toyota, 244 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,555 uh... ev-every-- the family's in the car... 245 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,889 You're thinking of the food commercial. 246 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,157 Really? Fat boy talks to idiot. 247 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,125 Okay, eight, fat boy talks to idiot. 248 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,894 We're getting nowhere. Winston, 249 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,563 I need some of that toast magic. 250 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,564 What do you got? 251 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,865 I'm sorry, but I'm done 252 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,132 speaking from the heart. I... 253 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,201 basically ruined my love life today. 254 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,636 Here's my advice to you. Okay. 255 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,037 Keep your guard up. 256 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,706 Don't be too vulnerable around her. What? 257 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,808 Be standoff-ish, close yourself. 258 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,342 When she looks at you, cross your arms. 259 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,844 Turn your back on her. Whoa, whoa. 260 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,646 For wedding vows, that's terrible advice. 261 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,848 Yeah... I get it, 262 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,717 but you don't really, like, know how she feels. 263 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,988 Did I do it? 264 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,056 (laughs) 265 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,158 Did he do it? 266 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,159 (laughs) 267 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,160 (all laughing) 268 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,195 Okay... 269 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,097 all right. You're welcome. 270 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,899 (laughing) 271 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,801 (all laughing) 272 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,040 That was terrible, Winston! 273 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,242 Slow down, take a breath, 274 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,378 why don't we just talk about it and figure out what you want? 275 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,880 No, that's what I always do. 276 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,716 I talk and I talk. 277 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,917 Not this time. 278 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:10,951 I'm gonna, I'm gonna... 279 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,853 push through the panic 280 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,221 and I'm gonna... 281 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,290 say yes. 282 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,892 (gasps) Really? 283 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,393 I'm gonna go get proposed to. 284 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,895 Okay, look, well, if you start freaking out 285 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,196 and you need anything, just holler, okay? 286 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,565 I will not need anything from you! 287 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,736 If you get chilly, here's a blanket that I knitted you. 288 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,103 It took me all year. 289 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,043 (deep breath) 290 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,177 Sam? 291 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,813 You left your jacket in my room. 292 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:40,848 Oh, thanks. 293 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,717 So, uh, we finally, get a... 294 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,653 moment alone here. 295 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,087 Yes. One moment. 296 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,255 One momentous moment. 297 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,256 I, uh... 298 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,258 know the timing of this is... 299 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,894 been really crazy... 300 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,295 (sighs) 301 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,296 ...and, uh... 302 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,798 Jess... 303 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,900 God, I'm so nervous. 304 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,934 Um. 305 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,905 Jess, would you... 306 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,940 True American! What? 307 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,308 Um, hey, guys, everybody out here! 308 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,077 We're playing True American! 309 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,279 Cece, I'm hollering! I'm hollering! 310 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,747 SCHMIDT: We can't play True American. WINSTON: It's so late already. 311 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,082 No, we can't play... There's no time. 312 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,116 (whispering): Help me. 313 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,420 We're gonna play True American 314 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,789 because I want to. 315 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,792 I'm using my bride card! 316 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,060 The bride has spoken. 317 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,667 Tonight we celebrate the brides! It's True American: 318 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,968 First Ladies Edition! We can't play True American. 319 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,670 We have to, it's for Cece. Fine. 320 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,106 We play fast, sober, then back to work. 321 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,841 Who the hell have I become?! Let's do it. 322 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:41,809 Okay! 323 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,210 The kitchen is Michelle's garden, 324 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,644 the bathroom is Mary Todd 325 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,814 Lincoln's Sanitarium, and as always... 326 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,849 The floor is lava! Let's go! One, two, three, four! 327 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,650 Jackie O! ALL: Eleanor! 328 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,355 John cheated, so I'm redecorating the White House! 329 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,356 Everybody drink! 330 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,191 Even John John? Yes! 331 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,694 Lava! All right, all right. 332 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,696 I thought this was Nancy Reagan's gun closet. 333 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:03,630 ALL: Lava! 334 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,032 Just someone explain to me the rules. 335 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,333 Camelot, Bay of Pigs. 336 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,801 You got to redecorate! Redecorate! 337 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,002 Redecorate! No, redecorate! 338 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,037 Hey, Jess, can I just 339 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,338 talk to you real quick? 340 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,708 Lesbian road trip. Bye, FDR! ALL: FDR! 341 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,376 ALL: Drink, drink, drink, drink! 342 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,377 ALL: Drink, drink! 343 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,411 Rushmore! 344 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,050 Hillary Headband Hot Potato! 345 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,652 ALL: Congress has her healthcare bill! 346 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,354 All right, nice and easy. 347 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,889 Oh! Oh! Terrible toss! 348 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,323 ALL: Drink, drink! Drink, drink! 349 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,224 I know we're guests 350 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,259 in this house, 351 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,426 but it's awfully loud. 352 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,828 Mom! 353 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,064 We're trying to play a game, God! 354 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,698 Jenna goes to a Yale party! 355 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,067 No, no... Skull and Bones! 356 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,368 he's had enough, no more. Skull and Bones! 357 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,702 No more, no more. ALL: Skull and Bones! 358 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,071 ALL: Drink, drink! Hey... Oh. 359 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,405 Seneca Falls convention! 360 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,439 Women only! 361 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,407 That means you, Cece. 362 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,408 Sorry. 363 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,409 Sam was reaching 364 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,878 for the ring and I freaked out. 365 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,745 How do you know if you want to spend 366 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,213 the rest of your life with someone? 367 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,048 You just know. 368 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,750 I don't know. I can't put it into words. 369 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,718 Try! There are a lot of words out there, 370 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,921 just pick some of them. 371 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,792 Everything inside of me just said, "Yes." 372 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,960 I just looked at him. 373 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,129 You know, I just had this feeling that I was home. 374 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,231 That is very beautiful... 375 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,201 and very, very vague and not helpful at all. 376 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,436 I do know you can't avoid Sam all night. 377 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,872 COACH: Guess who's back? ALL: Coach! 378 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,273 (laughing): It's me. 379 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,641 Coach! Yeah. 380 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,110 I thought you got in tomorrow. 381 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,244 I got on a plane, 382 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,278 dropped May off at the hotel 383 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,280 and now I'm ready to party! 384 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,082 I had six wines on the plane! 385 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,750 I call Coach on my team! BOTH: Coach on our team! 386 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,219 There's only one way to solve this. 387 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,554 Go behind the Iron Curtain. 388 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,555 You guys ready? Yeah. 389 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,290 One, two, three. 390 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,458 SAM: We got the same number! 391 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,793 That probably means something, right? 392 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,629 No, no, no, no, no. 393 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,397 ALL: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 394 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,432 (sighs and whistles) 395 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,466 (clears throat) 396 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,301 I feel like... 397 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,938 like you've been avoiding me. 398 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,473 WINSTON: Good to have you back, Coach! 399 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,476 What are you doing? 400 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,111 Here I am. 401 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,113 Oh, I'm gonna throw up! COACH: Where y'all going? 402 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,815 I'm gonna throw up! 403 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:02,682 Hi. 404 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,119 You gonna barf? (heaves) 405 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,287 I muffed us! 406 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,521 (sighs) 407 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,423 I muffed us straight to the moon! 408 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,859 I can never write my vows right now, 409 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,027 I can barely even spell my own name. 410 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,464 "S", jeans... 411 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,832 Is that right? 412 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,133 Is "jeans" not a letter? 413 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,134 It feels like a letter to me. 414 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,369 Schmidt, this is... 415 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,370 I-I know it's something, is it not a letter? 416 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,305 ...this is all my fault. 417 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,207 I'm supposed to be your best man. 418 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,876 I screwed you, Schmidt. 419 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,344 I screwed you! 420 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,380 (sighs) I was just trying to make Cece happy. 421 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,848 It's all I want. 422 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,484 It's all I ever want to do 423 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,952 is just to make her happy. 424 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,888 Wait a second, say that again. 425 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,055 I screwed you. 426 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,123 Why would you go to that? 427 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,391 No, about making her happy. 428 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,159 All I want to do is make Cece happy? 429 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,560 (snaps fingers) There it is. 430 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,963 There's your big idea. 431 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,298 There's my big idea. 432 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,966 Yeah. To make her happy. 433 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,967 BOTH: That's it, that's it. 434 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,835 There's my big idea! 435 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,304 All I want to do is make Cece happy! 436 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,338 There it is! 437 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,806 "Jeans" isn't a letter! 438 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,008 (laughs) Jeans is pants! 439 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,342 (laughing): Yeah. 440 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,544 Okay, Winnie, you said, "bride," to a girl 441 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,013 you've been dating for a month? 442 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,915 I think it's sweet. Shut up, Cece. 443 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,016 Shut up! You shut up! 444 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,017 I miss you so much. 445 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,084 Oh, my God, I missed you. 446 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,085 Like, for real, missed you. 447 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,386 It's crazy being in New York 448 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,554 'cause I'm like, "Where's Cece?" 449 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,089 Right?! Like I was saying, 450 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,724 I don't know why I said it, it just came out, 451 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,027 and I went from the happiest to the saddest person 452 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,995 I've ever been in 15 seconds. 453 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,997 I just need to be cooler around her. 454 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,865 Coach, this is where you come into play. 455 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,200 I need your help, man. 456 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,635 I'm tired of being a sweetie pie. 457 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,838 No more talking. 458 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,840 WINSTON: This part of the game, Coach? Heavy. 459 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,043 Why are we out here? This is nice. 460 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,044 (grunts) Oh! 461 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,212 Dude. Hey, man. 462 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,048 How are you gonna ask me to help you play games with Aly, man? 463 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,116 You don't want that. 464 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,551 Be who you are. 465 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,719 Now, the only way to find out why she left, 466 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,389 is to go over there and ask her. 467 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,723 Now. 468 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,360 Yeah, but... Just do it! 469 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,362 I don't yell in New York because everyone yells there 470 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,364 and it's less meaningful, but I will yell here. 471 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,498 Now push the button. 472 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,533 God. 473 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,635 You really don't yell in New York? 474 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,137 Dude, I'm always in a museum. 475 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,306 Oh, my goodness. I'm always in a museum. 476 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,575 So that's basically how you play True American. 477 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,577 Yeah, it makes no sense whatsoever. Oh. 478 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,412 Look, I'm just gonna get this over with. 479 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,047 Um... 480 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,049 Jess, I want to break up... I can't marry you. 481 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,117 with you. 482 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,419 Oh. 483 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,154 What? 484 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,958 So... 485 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,994 I really can't marry you. 486 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,600 No, I get it. You're in love with Diane. 487 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,970 She's beautiful, she's your best friend, you're both doctors. 488 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,973 This morning, I... I went to drop her off at the airport, 489 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,309 and I just... I just couldn't let her go, 490 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,312 and it made me realize that I... 491 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,747 I just... I want to spend the rest of my life with her, 492 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:52,085 and, you know, uh, it's hard to express the feelings in words. 493 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,420 Really?! Really? 494 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,622 Why can no one put this into words? 495 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,624 I'm-I'm so sorry about the timing. 496 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,626 I just... I didn't want you to have to cut my photo 497 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,629 out of all the, you know, wedding pictures. 498 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,297 And then with Winston's toast, 499 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,300 with the... all the talk about honor and integrity and... 500 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,536 the gig economy, I just... 501 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,539 Can we just wait to tell people? 502 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,608 I... I don't want to make it about me before the wedding. 503 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,310 Of course. 504 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,511 Thanks. 505 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,048 Hey, I hope... 506 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,550 I hope Diane really likes the ring. 507 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,818 What ring? 508 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,887 The ring in your jacket pocket. 509 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,458 I don't have a ring in my jacket pocket. 510 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,326 I have a ring in my jacket pocket. 511 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,195 Yeah. This isn't mine. 512 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,199 "To Susan. Love Louise." 513 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,868 Oh, my God, it's engraved? 514 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,737 How did I miss this? 515 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,174 And the font is huge. 516 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,142 So Schmidt's mom and her girlfriend are getting married. 517 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,144 * 518 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,012 They're what? 519 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,147 Ma? 520 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,482 Ma?! 521 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,185 Are you proposing to your friend Susan? 522 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,386 Ma?! 523 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,025 Oh, Winston, now's really not a good time. 524 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,062 I know saying the word "bride" to you was a little crazy, 525 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,730 but let me just explain myself, okay? 526 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,832 What I meant to say is that you're beautiful. 527 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,368 Every day with you is so much better. 528 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,869 Your brain is banging. 529 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,671 The skin-bag it comes in ain't too bad either. 530 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,673 (groans) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 531 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,276 You know what, except that I'm not sorry, okay? 532 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,611 Because this is who I am. 533 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,547 No, Winston, I have food poisoning. 534 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,882 Yeah, I don't know who let 535 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,452 Nick's mute park friend cook dinner for 20, 536 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,356 but I want to find and throw up on them. 537 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,225 That's why you left. 538 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,626 Why didn't you just tell me? 539 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,796 Because I don't like being vulnerable. 540 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,865 It was stupid of me. I'm sorry. 541 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,600 I... 542 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,639 I... 543 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,008 I love you, you maniac. 544 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,481 You love... you love me? 545 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,549 I love you. 546 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,317 I love you, too. 547 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,655 Wow, that feels so good to say. 548 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,056 I love you. I love you. 549 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,058 I love you. I love you. 550 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,260 I... love... you. 551 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,595 (groans) How is there anything left? 552 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,731 (groaning) 553 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,767 You okay? (retching) 554 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,270 JESS: So sorry for ruining your engagement. 555 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,572 I'm sure you didn't plan a joint celebration with a man wearing 556 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,606 a beer can crown 557 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,108 and pillows on his shoes. 558 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,610 Jealous 'cause I'm the True American. 559 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,345 We're sorry we left the ring in your room. 560 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,414 That's what we get for fooling around in your bed. 561 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,649 SUSAN: Something about those high ceilings. 562 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,651 We just like tossing each other around. 563 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,353 JESS: Hello! Hey, quick show of hands, God. 564 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,888 who's had sex in Jess's room? 565 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,492 Well, I've had sex in your room. I know. 566 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:47,827 What?! 567 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,797 Everyone's had sex in my room? 568 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,265 I got weird in there. 569 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,300 I've gotten weirder in there than you have. 570 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,301 Really? 571 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,668 Those pillows. 572 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,803 There's just, 573 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,272 like, extra, like... 574 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,274 pressure. 575 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,709 SCHMIDT: If you don't mind, I'd like to say 576 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,778 a few words about my mom and my mom's... 577 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,214 My mom's friend Susan. My mom's friend Susan. 578 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,815 God, you guys, let me talk. 579 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:12,352 Look, Susan, I know I never fully accepted you. 580 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,721 I just... I didn't know how long you were gonna be around. 581 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,389 And, also, you used to call my mom 582 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,391 the Big Ragoo and me the Little Ragoo, 583 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,527 and I couldn't make any sense of it. 584 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,496 But... you're a part of our family now. 585 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,668 To my mom... and my mom. 586 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,702 Yeah! Cheers! Cheers. 587 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,838 Cheers. Yeah, cheers. Cheers. 588 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,306 Opa. Yeah! 589 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,375 Aw. Mwah. 590 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,847 Mmm. 591 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,250 Cece? 592 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,919 (sighs) 593 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,389 Babe, what's wrong? 594 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,392 It's just that you're gonna have two moms at the wedding, 595 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,427 and I'm not even gonna have one. 596 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,930 I really thought that... I really thought that 597 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,499 she would just show up last-minute 598 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,402 'cause she would know how happy it would make me. 599 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,104 (sniffles) I don't know why I'm crying in here. 600 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,840 Jess's room is meant for sex. 601 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,377 I know. I know. (sniffles) 602 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,019 So, 603 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,390 just-just hit "Lobby" and let technology do its thing. 604 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:27,226 Yeah, cool. When-when I get in there, I'll just hit "Lobby." 605 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,262 Cool. 606 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,901 Just out of curiosity, Jess, 607 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,570 why couldn't you marry me? 608 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,806 Oh, I don't know. 609 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,174 (doors open) 610 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,211 Come on, Jess. You know. 611 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,479 No, I don't. 612 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,315 Yes, you do. I mean, I know. 613 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,483 You do? Then what is it? 614 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,918 You know. 615 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,386 No, I-I don't know. 616 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,987 What-what is it? 617 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,057 It's Nick. 618 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,892 * 619 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,429 * Things could be stranger 620 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,965 * But I don't know how 621 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,969 * I'm going through changes now * 622 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:15,107 * I could spend a lifetime trying to figure it out * 623 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:19,278 * I'm going through changes now * 624 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:23,115 * That have just begun 625 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:27,119 * Under a purple sun 626 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:31,958 * There's many reasons we are what we've become * 627 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,193 * I'm going through changes 628 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,128 * Ripping out pages 629 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,530 * I'm going through 630 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,998 * Changes now. 631 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,000 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH