1 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:06,240 J'accuse, Parikh! 2 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,908 Cette soupe est trop chaude. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:11,245 You just said, "I accuse you," and, "The soup is too hot"? 4 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,713 Indeed, it is. 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,548 I told you you could see your wedding dress 6 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,916 when I'm finished with it. 7 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,218 Hey. 8 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,552 Hey, hey, guys, she's writing something. 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,553 NICK: Okay. CECE: Okay. 10 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,588 NICK: All right, that's something. 11 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:21,822 SCHMIDT: Hey, what's going on? 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,991 Yeah, but that was two months ago, 13 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,259 and I need it by tomorrow night, 14 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:28,028 because I have to decide on my hair, on my jewelry... 15 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,698 Honey, honey, I am almost done with it. 16 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,832 So you got rid of the mirrors? 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,000 (chuckles): Definitely. 18 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,168 The battery pack? Oh, yeah. 19 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,736 The little weird jacket that makes me look like 20 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,338 I'm in a street gang from the future? 21 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,407 All that crap's gone. 22 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,008 I'll have it to you by tomorrow night. 23 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,076 It's a guarantee. 24 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,345 Okay. (chuckles) 25 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,479 (Cece sighs) 26 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,890 I'm screwed. 27 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,926 * 28 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,230 WINSTON: I can't believe 29 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,231 I got to spend a whole day 30 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,232 without noodling you like this. 31 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,066 If anyone finds out we're together, 32 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,101 they're not gonna let us be partners. 33 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,569 So... 34 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,471 before we figure out what this is... 35 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,374 ...just be normal, okay? 36 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,608 No kissing, no touching, 37 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,943 no doing that 38 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:18,279 sex bark you do. (whines) 39 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,114 I said not to do it. (whines twice) 40 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,115 (laughs) 41 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,750 And also no doing that song 42 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,085 you made up about squeezing me tight. 43 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,554 * Gonna squeeze you tight 44 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,889 * So wrong it's right (laughs) 45 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,991 * Gonna fly the kite... 46 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,260 Sorry, I know that's your thing. 47 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,061 I did not know she was here. 48 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,296 I did. 49 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,297 We have a situation. 50 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,898 I want to ask Reagan to the wedding, 51 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,933 so I-I sent her a text to say, 52 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,569 "Hey, how's your spring looking?" 53 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,903 That was an hour ago. No response. 54 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,672 Mm. 55 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,210 Dead. Maybe she's dead. Yeah. 56 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,480 Maybe-maybe she doesn't miss me. 57 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,582 Or maybe she forgot me. 58 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,784 How could she forget me after I gave her my body? 59 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:57,918 I thought you guys didn't have sex. 60 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,953 Uh, outercourse. It counts. 61 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,656 Cece, I need you to send Reagan a text, 62 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,192 and if she responds, then we'll know 63 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,494 that she's at least alive and ignoring me. 64 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,528 No, I'm not getting involved. 65 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,996 (chuckles) 66 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,699 (whispering): Cece... 67 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,135 ...send the text. 68 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,371 That was terrifying. 69 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,106 Wow, that voice is giving me gooseflesh. 70 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,675 Mm, okay, fine, I'll do it. 71 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,676 (whispering): Thank you very much. 72 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:23,777 You're welcome? 73 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,646 It's so easy; she's like a puppet. 74 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,680 CECE: I can hear you. 75 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:27,681 You know that, right? Yeah. 76 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,682 Just say thank you. 77 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,384 Thank you. 78 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,652 Get some sleep, kid. 79 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,290 SCHMIDT: You know what, Jess... 80 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,526 Is this the dress? 81 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,560 This can't be the... 82 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,864 You told Cece it was almost done. 83 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,966 I know! I choked under the pressure. 84 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,802 I spent all last night trying to crack it. Nothing. 85 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,072 I can't make you beautiful unless you let me in! 86 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,041 (screaming) 87 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,310 I've never procrastinated like this. 88 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,912 Well, what a fun, low-stakes time to try new things. 89 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,013 I'm freaking out. 90 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,682 I've been working on this for months. 91 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,552 It's just... it has to be perfect. 92 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:06,153 This dress is gonna be in every 93 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,522 single picture, and people will say, 94 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,591 "Cece, why do you look so bad?" 95 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,694 Also, "Who is that murdered woman in the background?" 96 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,397 And the answer to both will be: Jess. 97 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,598 This is true. I see this happening 98 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,099 exactly how you described it. 99 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,668 (screams) 100 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,869 Okay, could not sleep last night! 101 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,070 I'm too excited about the dress! 102 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,372 I'm ahead of schedule. 103 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,506 I'll have it to you this afternoon. 104 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,574 This afternoon? Bye! 105 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,542 Oh, my God! (laughs) 106 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,943 Ah! Why did I say that? 107 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,412 There was no reason for me to say that. 108 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,881 I can't work like this. You have to get her out of here. 109 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,716 I can't take my idea walks. 110 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,917 Your idea walks? How did you become 111 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,286 such an important part of my life? 112 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,755 When I craft, I like to get out of my space, bop around. 113 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,724 I use movement and scenery 114 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,426 to tickle the old idea box, 115 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,261 but I can't do that now, 'cause every ten minutes, 116 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,096 Cece comes in here, like, 117 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,097 "Hey, Jessica, that dress 118 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,400 is gonna be gangbusters, Polka Dots." 119 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,468 That's a really good Cece. 120 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,769 Also a passable Sinatra. 121 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,204 Jess, what if I told you 122 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,606 that there was a place... 123 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,408 where you could work in peace. 124 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,446 Um... 125 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:08,282 Schmidt, this is the men's room at your office. 126 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,951 Oh, no, this is my wedding workshop. 127 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,721 See, I'm the only guy in the building. 128 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,423 Well, except of course for Brian, 129 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,425 but, you know, I pay Brian eight dollars a day 130 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,894 to do his poops at the big box store across the street. 131 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,731 That seems high. When do you do the work that you get paid for? 132 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,966 Rarely, and it's a problem, but, you know, 133 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,968 we couldn't afford a planner, so here we are. 134 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,236 Please, 135 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,238 have a seat at the Think Sink. 136 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,239 Oh. 137 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,240 Hmm. 138 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,975 Don't mind if I do. 139 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,243 (laughs) 140 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,511 I like its energy. 141 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,481 I will create a dress today. 142 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,782 If you need anything, just let me know. 143 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,116 Also, there's a fridge stocked 144 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,985 with sparkling water in stall three. 145 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,954 Jess. 146 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,291 Dang, girl, you ugly. 147 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,162 Come on, mouse, how about we don't 148 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,196 do this today. 149 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,933 Bishop. Hmm? 150 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,835 Your fingers really that weak? 151 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,504 How do you button your pants in the morning? 152 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,672 (laughter) 153 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:05,673 Honestly, sir, 154 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,508 with, uh, great difficulty. 155 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,509 (laughter) 156 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,177 (Aly chuckles) 157 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,845 You guys should see Bishop load his gun. 158 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,146 It's like watching 159 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,147 a toddler eat peas. 160 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,983 (laughter) 161 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:16,984 Fellas, 162 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,319 come on, this is the LAPD, right? 163 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,954 We can't bring this city together 164 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,656 if we're tearing each other apart. 165 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,124 God, you're nice. 166 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,659 You're so nice, Daniels. 167 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,361 Thanks, buddy. 168 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,697 Everybody smells fantastic, by the way. 169 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,499 Thank you. That's really nice. Thanks, Daniels. 170 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,233 Very nice; he i very nice. 171 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,536 (knocking) 172 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,004 You wanted to see me, Kim? Schmidt. 173 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,039 Why did you copy me on all these e-mails 174 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,474 you sent planning your wedding? 175 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,175 What? 176 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,714 Oh. (clears throat) 177 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:47,715 Darn it. 178 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,316 Sorry about that. 179 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,485 Um, Kim is actually also the name 180 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,220 of our chef's new assistant. 181 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:57,190 To your florist: "Beaming over the peony centerpieces. 182 00:05:57,224 --> 00:06:00,160 No chance I'll get work done today." 183 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,161 To your DJ: 184 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,063 "Fat Wet Beats..." 185 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,364 FWB. 186 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,099 "...what about a swing theme for cocktail hour? 187 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:09,069 I'll spend the day brainstorming tracks. Out." 188 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,671 I'm no longer with Fat Wet Beats. 189 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,072 We had a few conversations, 190 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,741 and he was being a straight-up ho. 191 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,042 Is this what you've been doing 192 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,176 instead of the regional brand report? 193 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,611 It was due three days ago. 194 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,882 That. Yes. 195 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,518 Of course, I'm gonna have that to you in... 196 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,219 Why are you sm... why you smiling at me like that? 197 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,422 I'm imagining what it would be like to fire you. 198 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,423 The same feeling 199 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:30,758 I had when we unplugged 200 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,693 my mother-in-law. 201 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,929 Beep, beep, beep... 202 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,538 Is that legal in California? 203 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,739 You've been warned. 204 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,307 If I catch you doing anything at all 205 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,711 related to your wedding, you are out. 206 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,946 Jess, Jess, you got to get out of here. 207 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,982 J-Jess. 208 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,418 Oh, dear Lord. 209 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,625 So Aly said that she wanted to keep things normal at work... 210 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,893 Okay. ...but then 211 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,962 she ripped me in front of everyone, dude. 212 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,130 Isn't ripping you what Aly does? 213 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,132 Yes, but we're a couple now, man. 214 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,967 I'm flummoxed. What should I do? 215 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,135 Should I say something? 216 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,136 No, don't communicate. 217 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,404 It's not gonna get you anywhere. 218 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,406 What you got to do is you got to follow her lead. 219 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,974 Got to play the game, 220 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,643 like I'm doing with Reagan. I'm play-- Hey, Cece? 221 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,778 Mm? Uh, did Reagan text you back yet? 222 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,814 In the past three minutes? No. 223 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,082 Son of a bi-- Okay, you know what? Plan B. 224 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,584 I'm texting her from my burner. 225 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,419 Hmm? Why do you have a burner phone? 226 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,154 That's an insane question, dude. 227 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,423 (laughs) 228 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,491 That's not an answer. 229 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:38,826 A burner is crazy. Look, if Reagan 230 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,594 had her phone, she would have texted me back. 231 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,663 She's probably on a plane or in a spa or... 232 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:43,697 (phone blips) 233 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,800 Well, she just responded. What?! 234 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,135 I said, "What are you doing for dinner?" 235 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,003 and she just texted back, "Who dis?" 236 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:53,306 So I'm gonna text, "Who you think dis is?" 237 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,508 (laughs) 238 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,176 So now we play the waiting game. 239 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,377 (phone blips) 240 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,880 "Karen"? 241 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,081 She thinks I'm Karen. 242 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,151 Oh, yeah, I can be Karen. 243 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,819 And Karen's gonna get some answers. 244 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:09,790 You know, as a cop, I find this to be very disturbing. 245 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,625 But as a friend... (chuckles) 246 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,326 man, this is straight-up delicious. 247 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,327 Mmm! 248 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,062 (slurping) 249 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,501 Oh! 250 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,036 (Winston laughs) 251 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,172 Sit much, dummy? 252 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,173 (laughs): Look at her. 253 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,808 (laughing) Thank you. 254 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,376 She's so stupid. 255 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,878 What? What the hell was that? 256 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,045 Just being normal. (laughs) 257 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,147 That was not normal. I'm sorry, okay? 258 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,482 I don't know how to act around you. 259 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,684 I can't kiss you. 260 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:37,885 I can't prank you. (sighs) 261 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,486 I can't keep this bottled up. 262 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,154 Winnie needs an outlet. 263 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,491 I know, I know, we're incredibly sexual people. 264 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,360 That's right. But if we try... 265 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,930 we can keep our hands off of each other. 266 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,767 (quiet laugh) 267 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,179 There is that hand I was looking for. 268 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,214 Good job, Officer. 269 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,215 Yeah. 270 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,249 Hey, Daniels. 271 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,918 Hey. DANIELS: Hey, guys. 272 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,087 TGI Thursday, am I right? 273 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,222 Okay. 274 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,924 As you were. 275 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,559 (sighs) 276 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,228 That was close. 277 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,764 He saw us. 278 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,533 Ooh, uh, P-Penelope. 279 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,268 Have you seen a girl wandering around? 280 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,738 Um, look-looks like a drawing of a best friend 281 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,139 that an eight-year-old would make. 282 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,876 Jess. Oh, Schmidt. 283 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,611 What? Do you think this neckline is too risque? 284 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,446 No secret, your girls got bombs. 285 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,448 She does, and normally, there's nothing I'd rather talk about, 286 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,216 but Kim is on a rampage 287 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,418 and I forgot about this fakakta report that's due. 288 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,120 If she finds you here helping with the wedding... 289 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,155 KIM: Schmidt! 290 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,391 Ha, ho... 291 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,160 You walk on cat feet, you do. 292 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,161 Who is this? 293 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,162 Who's who? 294 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,230 This woman between us. 295 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,899 There's no one else I could be talking about. 296 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,233 There's so many women in this office. 297 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,402 Who is this woman between us 298 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,137 sitting on the couch, Schmidt? 299 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,172 I'm so lost. 300 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,140 Her. Now I see her. 301 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,141 Hi. 302 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,143 Hi. Jess is... 303 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,412 She's the new temp. 304 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,580 I'm Jess, the new temp. 305 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,782 Good, I need someone. 306 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,786 Come with me. Up, let's go. 307 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,487 Looks like you make your own jewelry. 308 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,289 I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't want to hear about it. 309 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,657 (whispering): She's mean. 310 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,692 Temp! Come! 311 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,859 (mouthing) 312 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,364 Jess, this is a disaster. 313 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,000 We need to get you out of here 314 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,936 before Kim actually puts my balls in the jar on her desk 315 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,838 labeled: "For Schmidt's Balls." 316 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,606 We need an excuse so airtight 317 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,508 that she'll have to let you leave. 318 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,610 I got it. 319 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,212 My mother is in grave danger. 320 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,213 No, she's not. 321 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,015 Pick up my kids. 322 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,283 All right, hurry up, you almost people! 323 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,852 (children shouting) Oh, oh, oh, oh! 324 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,320 Little girl, come back! 325 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,321 Come back! 326 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,622 Sorry, I'm gonna need a minute. 327 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,656 I'm gonna need a minute! 328 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,691 (car horns honking) 329 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,059 I don't even know these kids! 330 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,528 Hey, Jess, so, you know, 331 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,030 just-just give me something to hold onto. 332 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,131 Just tell me about the dress. 333 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,532 (children screaming) 334 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,700 Are you with kids right now? 335 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,501 (children shouting) No, no. 336 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,669 (grunting) 337 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,138 Did you just rip that book in half? 338 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,205 What are you, The Hulk? 339 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,506 Um, yeah, you want to know 340 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,541 something about the dress. 341 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,542 Right, okay, um... 342 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,044 It's white. 343 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,212 I love it, I love it. 344 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,848 Oh, my God, I cannot wait for tonight. 345 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,882 Tonight, yup. 346 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:22,883 Okay. 347 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:23,984 (chuckles) Bye. 348 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,652 Ah! Stop! 349 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,689 Um... have you guys ever seen where your mommy works? 350 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,024 What do we do? 351 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,525 There's no way he didn't see us making out. 352 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,526 Okay, first of all, 353 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,895 you need to stop freaking out, okay? 354 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,196 You are panicking right now, 355 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,731 and you're causing a scene. 356 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:41,234 But, listen, Daniels is the nicest guy in the world. 357 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,702 I'm sure if we explain to him 358 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,738 our situation, he'll be cool. 359 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,739 All right. Let's go. 360 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,774 Okay. 361 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,410 Hey, buddy. 362 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,879 Hey, guys. 363 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:55,582 (groans) I'm so sorry that I walked in on you before, 364 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:59,086 but, uh, you know, if I can be honest... 365 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,387 I'm super excited. 366 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,922 I think you guys make a great couple. 367 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,256 Really? Yeah. 368 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,591 Thank you. Wow. 369 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,094 Man, that, uh, that means a lot. 370 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,728 Okay, cool. 371 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,530 So I take it this, you know, stays between us? 372 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,265 Oh, absolutely. Come on. 373 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,266 Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah. 374 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,701 Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. 375 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,604 Yeah, just give me $5,000, and, uh, we're good. 376 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,638 What? 377 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,909 But you were so nice. 378 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,911 Oh, I am, very nice, yeah. 379 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,914 But I'm also a guy with a huge gambling problem, you know? 380 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:30,250 Mostly on the ponies, but last night, I lost 60 large 381 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,751 on a big game of "I Spy." 382 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,786 (chuckles) 383 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,955 Just didn't see that tree. 384 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,489 What are you gonna do? 385 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,624 (laughs) 386 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,292 Yeah. 387 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,629 You know this is blackmail... and you're a police officer. 388 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,965 Oh... I am a disaster. 389 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,466 So here's the thing: Should I... 390 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,235 do we have a deal or do I go to the sergeant? 391 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,636 How do we want to...? 392 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,304 Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wow. 393 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,605 You don't own us. 394 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,974 You know what... 395 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,809 everybody, Bishop and I are... 396 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,610 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 397 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,979 Are you sure about this? 398 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,081 Yes. 399 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,650 Yeah, I've never been more sure of anything. 400 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,655 Hey, everyone, Bishop and I are dating. 401 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,789 All right? 402 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,424 That's right. 403 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,760 We are rubbing butts and we don't care who knows it. 404 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,928 So... 405 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,997 you two are hooking up. 406 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,331 Yes, but... Yeah... 407 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,599 ...first of all, it's, like, so new... 408 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,600 I get it. 409 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,169 I get it. 410 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,670 Winston is hot as hell. 411 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,338 Some days, I'd like to 412 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,008 drawer this badge and hold him like a baby. 413 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,342 (chokes) 414 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,343 What? 415 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,378 (deep growl) 416 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,315 Anyway, you can't be partners while you're dating. 417 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,616 I'll, uh, split you 418 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,186 and assign one of you to our floater. 419 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,321 WINSTON: What? Daniels?! 420 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,123 No, that guy tried to blackmail us. 421 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,691 That jelly bean? (laughs) 422 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,825 Nice try. 423 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,194 (laughs) 424 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,728 Bishop, uh, 425 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,364 can I take a picture of you eating a popsicle? 426 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,465 What? 427 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,500 No. 428 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,202 Just do it. 429 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,836 JESS: Hey, hey, come back here! 430 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,338 (girl squealing) Be careful, that has pins in it. 431 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,807 Jess, what the hell are you doing in here? 432 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,175 Well, I couldn't stop working, but... 433 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,543 Help me get this dress. Uh, hey stop that! 434 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,544 Little girl! Come here. 435 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,678 Come here. Little girl. 436 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,680 You get over here. Jess, yank it off her. 437 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,681 Stay still, come on. 438 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,884 Yank it off her! Wait, stop moving. 439 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,419 (girl laughing) Take this dress off, young lady. 440 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,055 Hi, Mom. 441 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,756 I'm fired, aren't I? 442 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,790 (boy whoops, glass breaks) 443 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,397 Oh, my God, I can't believe we got fired. 444 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,866 You never had a job here. 445 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,501 I'm so sorry, Schmidt. 446 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,037 It's not your fault. 447 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,038 Entirely. 448 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,572 I knew if I took my eye 449 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,174 off the ball, these estrogen zombies 450 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,275 would suck out my soul, 451 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,844 but, boy, did I love working here. 452 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,946 I loved every one of these 453 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,615 malnourished, high-strung sociopaths. 454 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,851 Do you think you let the wedding planning get on top of you? 455 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,420 How am I supposed to marry the most perfect woman in the world 456 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,222 if I can't give her the most perfect wedding? 457 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,624 How am I supposed to give Cece 458 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,726 a dress that's not as perfect as she is? 459 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,865 You can't fire Schmidt. 460 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,200 You-- Give him his job back. 461 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,601 That's not going to happen. 462 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,703 Are you sure you want to say that to the person 463 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,904 who saw your schedule? 464 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,941 Who would a married woman be meeting 465 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,876 at a hotel tonight? 466 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,711 My father. Oh! 467 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,947 (laughs) Well, that sounds nice. 468 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,948 Who the hell are you? 469 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,249 I'm Jess. I'm Schmidt's friend 470 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,584 and I'm not a temp. 471 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,751 I teach at Banyon Canyon. 472 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:19,953 Banyon Canyon? 473 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,621 I tried to get my kids in there, 474 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,957 but there's been some resistance. 475 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,058 They're biters. 476 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,894 Hard to get in Banyon Canyon. 477 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,098 Don't know what it's worth to have a friend on the inside. 478 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,769 Cece! Will you help me? 479 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,837 I hear you walking. 480 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,574 (sighs) 481 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,011 Oh, um, what am I looking at here, man? 482 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,979 This is rock bottom. 483 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,581 I spent $200 on burner phones 484 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,319 and Reagan still hasn't responded to my original text. 485 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,254 Why don't you just text her as yourself? 486 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,955 You don't think it's too late? 487 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,324 Only one way to find out. 488 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,458 All right. 489 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,127 What do I have to lose at this point? 490 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,294 I don't have any more money. 491 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,796 Hey, Reagan, it's Nick Miller. 492 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,266 Uh, we lived in the loft together just... 493 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,800 we connected and we... 494 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,002 Get to the point. 495 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,003 Not gonna send any of that. 496 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,504 Mm-hmm. 497 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,173 Hey, Reagan. 498 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,174 I'm gonna keep that. 499 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,608 Reagan, it's Nick. 500 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:20,047 Would you go to Cece and Schmidt's wedding with me? 501 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,482 I would love to see you. 502 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,950 Send. Great! 503 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,285 Now you'll know, one way or the other. 504 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,453 (phone blips) 505 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,055 She just wrote back. She already wrote back. 506 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,522 I-I-I can't swipe because 507 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,024 my thumb is a little sweaty. Will you swipe for me? 508 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,292 Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, okay, okay. 509 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,293 Just read it. Just read it. Okay, okay, okay. 510 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,662 "Um, hey, Nick, you idiot. 511 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,198 I know it's you texting me from these numbers." 512 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,832 I can't disagree. She gets me. 513 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,534 Um, "I'd love to come to the wedding..." 514 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,669 Yes! Okay, good. 515 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,670 Great! 516 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,906 "...but I can't because I have to work. 517 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,075 I miss you." 518 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,509 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 519 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,678 No, no, that... but, yeah. 520 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,081 It mean, it means that she's thinking about you, so that's... 521 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,215 that's good. 522 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,517 Most "derfinitely." 523 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,718 I'm sorry. 524 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,588 No, why sorry? This is a success. 525 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,722 "Derfinitely, derfinitely, derfinitely." 526 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,157 I'm sorry, Nick; I am. 527 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,526 Turn "fiddy cent" into a dollar. 528 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,860 Are you about to cry now? 529 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,928 Me? No. 530 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,063 You-you look like you're getting 531 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,231 a little emotional; are you good? 532 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,399 I'm not at all, actually. 533 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,400 Do you want some tissues or... 534 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,034 No. Can I have my phone, please? 535 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,035 Yeah. Do you mind leaving? 536 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,036 Not at all. 537 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,072 Thanks for the good advice. 538 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,274 (sighs, groans) 539 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,011 (Nick grunts, groans) 540 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,114 Here you go, sir. A little lemon, a little honey. 541 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,382 Be careful, it's hot now, okay? 542 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,550 So... 543 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,918 which one of us takes 544 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,952 the blackmailing gambling addict? 545 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,521 I'll take him. 546 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,689 Can't be worse than the job I had before this-- 547 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,791 photographing those idiot babies. 548 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,530 Uncross your eyes, you idiot baby! 549 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,132 (crying) 550 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,866 Is that why you have all those pictures of crying babies 551 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,368 dressed as vegetables in your living room? 552 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,736 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was weird. 553 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,971 I tell you what-- uh, I'll partner with Daniels. 554 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:52,972 You would do that for me? 555 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,973 I'll take Daniels, yeah. 556 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:54,974 Thank you. 557 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,609 Of course, of course, but... 558 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,245 it does come at a price. 559 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,148 Ugh. I knew you were gonna... 560 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,051 * Gonna squeeze you tight 561 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,953 * Our love takes flight... 562 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,221 I just... I can't hear you. 563 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,323 * Gonna squeeze you tight 564 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,425 * Our love takes flight 565 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,427 * Sometimes it scares me 566 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,397 * Other times it doesn't 567 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,767 * Gonna squeeze you tight 568 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,769 * Our love takes flight 569 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,571 * Our love 570 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,106 * Takes... 571 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,176 * Flight. 572 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,210 (laughs) 573 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,247 SCHMIDT: Can't believe I lost 574 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,248 my job. 575 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,616 (grunts) 576 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,850 Here they come. 577 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,753 Banana cramps. 578 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,289 Okay, bananas are supposed to stop cramps. 579 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,823 Mm-mm. Babe, how many of those have you eaten? 580 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,958 This many. 581 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,093 Oh! (sighs) Cece, 582 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,094 what are we gonna do? 583 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,596 It's gonna be okay, all right? 584 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,265 You don't need to work in that cat box, anyway. 585 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,367 You deserve so much better. 586 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,669 Thank you. 587 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,805 Schmidt, I got your job back. 588 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,039 Oh, thank Jesus. 589 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,175 Let's just say some kids from Banyon Canyon 590 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,476 are gonna get bit. 591 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,611 Now, it's not exactly 592 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,678 your old job... 593 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,146 It doesn't matter. I'll take it. 594 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,148 Jess... thank you. 595 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:13,653 And, Cece, about your dress... 596 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,121 I should have told you before, 597 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,122 but, um... 598 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,657 But Jess... 599 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,626 says that it's, uh... 600 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,228 that it's gorgeous. 601 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,796 Oh. (laughs) 602 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,032 Oh! Great. 603 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,502 Yeah, and it just needs one final touch. 604 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,170 Okay. Thank you. 605 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,872 Thank you. Oh, you had me worried. 606 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,040 Whew! (laughs) 607 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,008 Why did you tell her that? 608 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,577 Well, because, look, I know how much 609 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,412 this dress means to her, and I... 610 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,514 I do think that together, we... 611 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,816 Dear Lord, I can't even 612 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,851 look at this thing anymore. 613 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,185 I keep forgetting how awful it is. 614 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,754 Please, take it off of the form. 615 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,156 At some point, we'll figure something out. 616 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,391 I'd say let's burn it, 617 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,692 but it looks completely inflammable. 618 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,499 Oh, my God. 619 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,100 (gasps) 620 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:05,738 Inside out... it's... 621 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,073 Cece! What's happening? 622 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,074 What are you talking about? 623 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,242 Get out! It's bad luck to see it. 624 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,777 It's bad luck to see it, move! 625 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,944 Bad luck to see-- What are you talking about? 626 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,346 Get out! See what? 627 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,747 What? What? Is it ready? (shouts) 628 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:15,848 Get-get out! 629 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,450 Hold up! No! 630 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:19,886 (gasps) 631 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,188 It's amazing! 632 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,790 Yeah, if we just, you know, take up the... 633 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,857 We just have to bunch it up a little bit 634 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:25,858 right here. Yeah. 635 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,959 (gasps) 636 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,296 It's perfect. 637 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,204 Jess... 638 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,206 Congratulations. 639 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,408 It's a dress. 640 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,242 We have a dress? We have a dre... We have a dress! 641 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,477 Everybody, we have a dress! 642 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,478 Man, what are you yelling about? 643 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,546 We have a dress. 644 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,214 Cece's dress! Come see! 645 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,382 Let's just go do it and then it'll be over, right? 646 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,250 Okay, let's do it, all right. Wow! 647 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,152 Not you. Not me. Not... 648 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,421 Not me. Okay. 649 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,422 WINSTON: Ooh! This is... 650 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,757 Whatever you do, don't let Nick touch it. 651 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,759 I'm sure he's got lasagna all under his fingernails. 652 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,993 CECE (muffled): How did you do this? 653 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,128 (Jess speaking indistinctly) 654 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,163 Can someone at least describe it to me? 655 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,165 WINSTON: In a word, "breathability." 656 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,166 Real funny, man. 657 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,668 (others conversing indistinctly) 658 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,269 WINSTON: Who knew you were a seamstress? 659 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,504 I guess, I guess I'll wait. 660 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,940 CECE (muffled): Oh, my God! Amazing! 661 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,842 Let me in! (pounding on door) 662 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,945 * And that's what's cool about our love * 663 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:23,350 (mouthing) * It's so fun and... dynamic 664 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,785 * Whenever we are together 665 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,455 BOTH: * Nothing sucks 666 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,189 * At all 667 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,525 * At all 668 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,927 * At all 669 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,063 * At all... 670 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,067 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH