1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,205 How's the planning of the bachelor party coming? 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,873 Well, Tokyo is not happening. Turns out Nick booked the trip 3 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:08,909 on a Web site called Pricelive.cob. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,179 Right. That's a scam. 5 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,646 Yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure of it. 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,848 I-I'm still pulling for a Tokyo theme. 7 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,817 You know, we could do a spa day. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,586 There could be hot springs, 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,221 cherry blossoms. 10 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,189 (chuckles) 11 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,990 (brakes squeal) 12 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,192 Oh! 13 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,326 (horn honking) 14 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,760 Imbecile! 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:30,331 (tires squealing) 16 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,366 CECE: Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 17 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,667 Oh, oh, oh. He's-he's getting out of the car. 18 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,935 Why is he getting out of the car? 19 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,437 I don't know, babe, I don't know. 20 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,206 Toby! 21 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,607 I'm Toby! 22 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,276 What you gonna say now? 23 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,377 I'm-I'm sorry? 24 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,179 Toby! Toby! 25 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,181 Okay. Okay. Toby. Toby. 26 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,549 Okay! Okay! Toby! 27 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,950 "Okay" is not working. 28 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,719 I don't understand. Is Toby your name? 29 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,554 That's right. Toby, bitch. 30 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,389 Got it. Bitch. 31 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,360 (scoffs) 32 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,762 That was Toby. 33 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,499 The froofy Japan bachelor party is off. 34 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,036 W-We're going to Vegas on a road trip. 35 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,238 Like men. 36 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,539 Vegas, yeah! 37 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,073 WINSTON: Vegas! Like men. Like men. 38 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,475 Like men! Vegas! Vegas! 39 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:15,543 (cheers) 40 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,644 Is this change of plans 41 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,878 an overreaction to something? 42 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,747 No, it's not. Yes, it is. 43 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,782 * 44 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,652 ALL: Road trip. 45 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,653 Oh, I called the car rental place, 46 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,388 reservation's all good. 47 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,722 Did you get us the toughest convertible? 48 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,823 NICK: I did. 49 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,425 Anything you want, you get. I'm your best man. 50 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,228 Well, what if I want a hug? Peel it open. 51 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,730 All right. You failed the test. Hugs are not tough. 52 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,732 Bro fail. Big-time bro fail, Nick. 53 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,268 What is going on with you? 54 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,735 Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man 55 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,070 yelled his name in your face 56 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,505 doesn't mean you can't like sake baths. 57 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,740 This has nothing to do with me being yelled at. 58 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,075 Yeah, okay. This has everything to do 59 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,677 with a road trip. 60 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,078 Road tri... 61 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,413 Are we... 62 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,947 Are we not cheering on that one? 63 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:55,949 Cece, as your bridesman I am so sorry 64 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,418 I have to miss your bachelorette party. 65 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,421 I know you girls are just having a ladies' day in, 66 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,256 but please keep Winnie up to date 67 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,591 with anything that's noteworthy. 68 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,259 MEN: Noteworthy! 69 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,460 "Noteworthy" gets one? 70 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:10,498 Well, we have one convertible left. 71 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,865 No. 72 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,434 That's not tough. 73 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,303 Yellow convertibles are for horny beach trash. 74 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,437 I drive a yellow convertible. 75 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,771 It's my boy's bachelor party. 76 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,139 If he says you're horny beach trash, 77 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,608 then you're horny beach trash. 78 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,975 I'm a good person. 79 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,946 Hey, hey, hey, huh? 80 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,115 Welcome fellow groomsmen. 81 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,384 Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude. 82 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,620 Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, 83 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,555 but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet 84 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,156 I was hoping for. Yeah, of course not. 85 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:37,658 I mean, I-I am straight hounding 86 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,227 for some Sin City strange, you know. 87 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,794 I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child. 88 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,663 You really should care if it's a child. 89 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,232 Yeah, them kids, man. Yeah, no children. 90 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,633 No. God, God, of course not. 91 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,734 You know, that's not what I'm saying. 92 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,801 I was just listing... 93 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,403 Ah, Vegas. 94 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,972 Truly a town in which to devour and be devoured. 95 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,674 Whoo-whoo. Whoo, whoo, Vegas. 96 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,309 I'm gonna click in, eventually. 97 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,511 I just... this morning I realized I still have some 98 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,146 unresolved feelings towards Cece, 99 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,249 and now I'm out here celebrating with her fiancé. 100 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,684 So, you know... if I didn't wake up tomorrow, 101 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,986 you know, that would be fine with me. 102 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,489 But we're gonna have a good time in Las Vegas. Whoo. 103 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,523 Yeah, that's dark, man. 104 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,158 (phone chimes) That's dark, bro. 105 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,994 Ooh, I got a text from Jess. 106 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,163 Hot bachelorette party goss. 107 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,032 "With Aly, Tripp. On the squirts!" 108 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,534 That's weird. 109 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,237 Uh, why would she be with Aly and her boyfriend? 110 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,005 Why does she need to tell me? 111 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,840 Maybe they're having problems. 112 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,877 She's, uh, with my partner, Aly, who, I'm in love with, 113 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,712 but she has a boyfriend, you know. 114 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,180 And I'm married to Rhonda, 115 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,615 but it's a prank. It's a whole story, I'm prank... 116 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,849 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 117 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,518 Too many lady problems, all right? 118 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,520 This is a bachelor party. You know what? You're right. 119 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,355 You're right. I'm gonna put the phone away. 120 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,890 My focus is here with you guys. 121 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,525 Fabulous. Anybody want to split a pill? 122 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,526 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 123 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,560 Change of plans, you guys. 124 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,362 Boys. Hey. 125 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,797 We're doing motorcycles. 126 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,799 Yeah! Let's do this. 127 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,200 * Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah * 128 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,368 * Thunder 129 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,770 * Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah * 130 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,038 * Thunder 131 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,640 * Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... * (laughs) 132 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,576 You look cool, man. You look cool. 133 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,413 Hey, why don't you check your right pocket, buddy? 134 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,315 What? What? 135 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,216 What? I said "What?" 136 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,551 I thought you said something different. 137 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,819 Different from what? 138 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,086 I thought you said something different. 139 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,488 I can't hear you. What? 140 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,490 Check your pocket on the right side, buddy. 141 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,892 My pock... yeah! 142 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,729 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 143 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,896 What? 144 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,832 (spitting) 145 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,904 (laughing): All right. 146 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,272 We are going to party so hard. 147 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,907 (grunts) We're gonna go buck wild. 148 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,843 Buck wild. On fleek. 149 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:36,910 Yeah, that's right, that's right, 150 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,911 that's right, that's right. 151 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,012 I'm telling you guys, 152 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,080 this couldn't come at a better time. 153 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,749 I really need this. 154 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,083 I mean, between my divorce 155 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,118 and my mom getting put in hospice care, you know? 156 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,421 Yeah, we gonna tap that ass! 157 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,690 * Bend it over and do it again. * 158 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:50,924 Are you on your phone, man? 159 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,460 Huh? What are you...? 160 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,428 Huh? No, no, I am... nah. Enough with the phone. 161 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,629 I was, uh... ROBBY: What are you doing? 162 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,197 I was looking at this-this children's book. 163 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,632 Yeah, this ugly duckling about to be 164 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,833 fine as hell at the end. 165 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,335 Sexy ass swan. 166 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,671 Got me picking feathers out of my teeth for days. 167 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,806 It's not the feathers you have to worry about. 168 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,240 It's the eggshells. 169 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,781 Ow! 170 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,548 Damn it. 171 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,216 Oh, shoot. 172 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,285 Hey, hey! 173 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,152 No, no... 174 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,622 No. 175 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,157 Aah! Aah! 176 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,726 ALL: Oh! 177 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,199 Whoa. I didn't know you could fall off those things. 178 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,368 Well, you can't, but I did it anyway. 179 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,036 'Cause I'm not friggin' tough enough 180 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,672 to ride a mechanical tricycle. 181 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,541 Hey, it could have happened to anybody, Schmidt. No, it couldn't have. 182 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,242 It could only happen to me. You crashed. 183 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,244 You chunked. You beefed. 184 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:45,713 You came off your bike. 185 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,915 That's cool as hell. You got injured. 186 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,082 Yeah, you know, my neck does feel a little... 187 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,551 I don't know... off. 188 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,719 Well, yeah, your neck's off. 189 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,020 It's-it's hurt. 190 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,355 You got hurt on a hog, man. 191 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,591 And what are you gonna do with that pain? 192 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,892 What does a man do about that pain? 193 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,728 He takes a bubble bath. No. 194 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,396 He drinks the pain away. 195 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,697 Here's what we're gonna do. 196 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,932 You see that biker bar? 197 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,400 We're gonna walk inside. 198 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,601 You're gonna take your helmet off. 199 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,069 You're gonna slam it down. 200 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,438 You're gonna tell somebody to watch it. 201 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,039 You're gonna put Seeger on the jukebox. 202 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,240 And you're gonna drink some whiskey. 203 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,275 Some clear-cut accomplishables. 204 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,744 That sounds pretty manly. 205 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,211 All right, my man. Give me some skin. 206 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:19,947 Ah, Schmidt. 207 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,081 Come on, that didn't hurt. 208 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,382 It's too hard. It hurt. 209 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,551 It honestly hurt. You're strong. 210 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,718 Look, man, I do... you know. 211 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,053 Feel good? 212 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,088 I am, I'm feeling better. You back? 213 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,758 Who's the butchest guy on this roadside? 214 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,593 Me. 215 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,094 What are we doing? Stopping for coffee? 216 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,295 Let me get a scone. 217 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,797 Unless it's raspberry, in which case 218 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,432 I'll take a chocolate chip cookie. 219 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,100 That's it. Give me the phone. Whoa, no, no, no, no. 220 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,569 Look, I just texted Jess 221 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,270 to see if Aly and Tripp broke up, okay? 222 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,439 And she's replying, man, the dots are up. 223 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,407 All right? Look, I need to know if Aly is single. 224 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,276 Oh, all right, well, let me see real quick. Yeah. 225 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,778 Give me that thing. Hey, hey, hey. Oh! 226 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,412 (cell phone dings) Oh! That ding. That ding. 227 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,582 That's for me. That's for me. You got to let me check. 228 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,116 Hell no. Uh-uh. 229 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,786 This phone is on lockdown in pocket town. 230 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,287 (whoops) 231 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,589 Did you hear what I just said? 232 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,123 It's good. Hey, guys! 233 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,826 Eagle eyes has found the road house. 234 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,928 So let's...! 235 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:11,164 I don't why I led out with "let's" like that. 236 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,633 I feel like I have nowhere to... 237 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,835 Let's rodeo. 238 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,641 * I'm ready to get mine 239 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,777 * Then I'll leave this town... 240 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,979 Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think 241 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,615 this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s... 242 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,181 (loud thud) 243 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,283 (muttering) 244 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,820 Somebody watch that. 245 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,456 I must say, this is not my favorite 246 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,125 sort of white people in here. 247 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,493 Me neither. My favorite kind 248 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,361 of white people are redheads with high socks. 249 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,963 Male or female. 250 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,798 Hey, hey. 251 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,167 Um, remember earlier, when you took my phone 252 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,536 and it went "ding"? 253 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,303 Wait a minute. 254 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,304 There's a desert flower over there 255 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,806 who needs a little watering. 256 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,841 (grunts) 257 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,844 What's Schmidt doing? 258 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,379 (thud) 259 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,882 Oh, he's not even looking at the buttons. 260 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,150 * I used to bite my tongue 261 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,518 * And hold my breath 262 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,186 Hey, what's going on? Come here. 263 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,521 Unplug the thing. Unplug the whole thing. 264 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,556 * So I sit quiet... 265 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,524 (music stops) Whoa. 266 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,160 (chuckles) Good thing that's over. 267 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,028 We can come back from this. Buy everybody in here a drink. 268 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:18,365 That's a cool move. That's a Rat Pack move. 269 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,200 Can I buy you a drink? 270 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,902 Um, uh, a beer? A bock, maybe? 271 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,171 You've got some amber in-in your necklace. 272 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,673 Uh, maybe an amber bock. 273 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,176 Nick? 274 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,611 (dog barking outside) 275 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,013 Nick? 276 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,552 I got to tell you, I love that vest. 277 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,888 Desert fashion has a certain 278 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,256 functional sensuality that I really respond to. 279 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,392 I made it out of my dead Rottweiler. 280 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,027 You dirty little rattlesnake. 281 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,395 You know, I've got a picnic blanket 282 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,097 in my minivan, we could go... (yells) 283 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,065 You know what? If you're gonna be traveling in my minivan, 284 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,100 you're gonna live by my rules. 285 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,068 Now go over there and sit down. 286 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,704 You know, I'm willing to bet, you got 287 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,405 a big spider in your hair. 288 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,740 When I come back, 289 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,209 I intend to find it. 290 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,211 I'm not mad. 291 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,246 I'm just incredibly disappointed in you. 292 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,415 Five whiskeys, please. BARTENDER: Coming up. 293 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:11,051 You're doing them all. That's too much whiskey for my frame. 294 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,920 No, no, I know it seems like a lot, 295 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,788 but binge drinking can be a fun 296 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,290 and safe way to engage with life. 297 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,126 This is one of your dear friend's 298 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,393 bachelor parties, you know? 299 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,062 If you miss out on it now, 300 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,231 you miss out on the memories forever, Wally. 301 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:28,068 My name's Winston, but you're absolutely correct, man. 302 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,737 I should not be sitting here, thinking about Aly. 303 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,571 She's never going to go for a guy like me. 304 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,241 Clearly living in a fantasy world. 305 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,777 I should be getting drunk with you guys 306 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,646 in this disgusting bar. 307 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,747 (laughter) 308 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,114 Hear, hear. Cheers to that. 309 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:44,584 Oh, that is low quality whiskey. Yeah. 310 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,619 Hey, barkeep. 311 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,621 Let me get a whiskey on ice. 312 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,089 (slams table) 313 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,626 What? What'd I say? 314 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,294 Did he say something about ice? 315 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,495 Where are you boys from? 316 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,598 I'm from Los Angeles. 317 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,933 East side. 318 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,802 The... more... uh... east... east downtown. 319 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,937 Big city boys trying to come to our desert 320 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,773 and freeze the little water we got left. 321 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,975 'Cause you're too soft for a hot whiskey. 322 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,177 No-no one's bad mouthing hot whiskey. 323 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,145 Hot Whiskey was my first chat room name. 324 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,814 Who wants a drink? 325 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,615 I'll take a nice warm glass 326 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,151 of how about you stop coming over here and using our water 327 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,120 to hydrate your daisies over in L.A.?! 328 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,521 Okay, first of all, let me just say, 329 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,991 I think we're all concerned 330 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,959 about the drought in California. 331 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,994 I haven't showered in six days. 332 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,696 Oh, so you're saying you want to fight. 333 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,164 That's a huge leap in logic. 334 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,700 You want to fight? Yeah. 335 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,134 I'll fight you and then I'll take a hot shower, 336 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,869 you s-sandy lizard man. 337 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,838 Let's do this. Totally, totally, totally, totally, totally. 338 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,339 Yeah, let's fight these guys, Nick. Yeah, totally. 339 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,874 We're gonna fight these guys. 340 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,643 Uh, but not indoors. 341 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,145 Because real men fight outside. 342 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,514 Yeah, just like real chili doesn't have beans. 343 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,182 What the hell you just say about beans? 344 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,019 Beans are nothing but soggy nuts. 345 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,520 What the hell are you saying about nuts?! 346 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,654 Nothing, it's a totally weird digression. 347 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,689 It's not what we're about. 348 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,324 We'll see you outside. 349 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,160 But first we got to go to the little boys' room together. 350 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,395 Yeah, we're gonna urinate and then we're gonna do this. 351 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,831 Yeah. 352 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,598 Uh, is there a key? Do I need a key to the restroom? 353 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,841 Ooh, God, I hope I get to kick somebody in the head. 354 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,075 What are you doing with that window? 355 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,544 You letting a bee out? That's dope, man. 356 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,047 N-N-N-N-N-No. We're escaping. We're not fighting those guys. What? 357 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,182 I thought you s-said that we're going to meet them outside? Uh, yeah. 358 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,717 And they believed it. It's a great trick. 359 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,552 It's how the Millers have never had to pay for a ham. 360 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,387 We're escaping? How-how is that butch, Nick? 361 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,856 Enough with the butch stuff, Schmidt. 362 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,724 You got to let this Toby thing go. 363 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,260 If I freaked out every time somebody yelled at me, I... 364 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,862 It's not because I got yelled at. 365 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,030 It's because I got yelled at in front of Cece. 366 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,067 You know, I know she can handle herself, 367 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,569 but I need to prove to myself that I can defend her 368 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,038 from the lunatic pagans of the world. 369 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,239 Because if I can't, 370 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,241 what kind of husband am I going to be? 371 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,243 I understand if you don't want 372 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,045 any part of this, 373 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,881 but this is something I have to do. 374 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:57,284 For me. 375 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,721 (sighs) 376 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,791 Okay. I'm in. 377 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,926 If you got to do it, then I got your back. 378 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,227 There's two of them, there's two of us. 379 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,495 We can do this. 380 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,599 They got a lot of rings, Schmidty. 381 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,780 We are so outnumbered. So outnumbered. 382 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,848 We're not going to win this fight. 383 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,618 That's a little boy over there. 384 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,953 Where'd that little boy come from? 385 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,754 He just does that sometimes. 386 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,224 All right, I'll take the little boy. 387 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,558 I'm gonna take the little boy. I got the little boy. 388 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,759 You take everybody else. I got the boy. 389 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,961 I'm gonna go for the little boy. 390 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,162 You're not touching Dirt Boy. 391 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,430 Don't touch Dirt Boy. 392 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,497 Dirt Boy touches you. 393 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,635 Why did you not more forcefully talk me out of this? 394 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,804 Why is that little boy not in a day care? 395 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,839 Are we fighting or not? 396 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,509 What are we gonna do? 397 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:02,983 We gotta do something, Schmidt. 398 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,487 Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt! 399 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,656 What are you doing? 400 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,824 I'm being a man. 401 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:11,825 I'm Schmidt! 402 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,960 Schmidt! 403 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,329 Yeah, I'm Schmidt! Schmidt! 404 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,998 Why does he keep saying his name? I'm Schmidt. 405 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,299 In case you're wondering what my n... 406 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,367 ...what my name is, it's Schmidt. 407 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,468 Schmidt! 408 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,303 This is Nick! Nick! Schmidt! 409 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,539 You know what would be a good plan? 410 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,342 You get a job at a Raisin Bran factory, right? 411 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,643 You start stealing 412 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,679 all of the raisins, okay? You follow? 413 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,147 Then you hydrate those raisins 414 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,883 to make them turn back into grapes, 415 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,650 and you sell the grapes. 416 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,553 There's no overhead, and you make you a very rich man. 417 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,389 That's right, Wilson. 418 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,057 You have surrendered to the night. 419 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,692 I'm Wilson. 420 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,194 Schmidt! Yeah, I'm Schmidt! 421 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,196 My babies. 422 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,498 Ain't nobody gonna touch my babies. 423 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,066 (whooping) 424 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,401 Knuckle up! 425 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,869 Yeah, I'm feeling dangerous! No, no, no. 426 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,570 Winston. Winston. No. Uh-huh! 427 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,072 I ain't got no phone. I ain't got no Aly. 428 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,207 No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no. 429 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,742 Dirt bike push. (yells) 430 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,177 Winston. 431 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,346 Mirror kick. (yells) 432 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,515 Hey, hey, that's my car! Okay, get him! 433 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,883 That's his car? You didn't say that was his car. 434 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,851 We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. 435 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,253 (distorted): Come on! 436 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:17,424 (yelling) 437 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,725 (Winston whoops) 438 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,393 * I used to bite my tongue 439 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,694 * And hold my breath 440 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,230 * Scared to rock the boat 441 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,364 * And make a mess 442 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,234 * So I sit quietly 443 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,735 * Agree politely 444 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:32,105 * I guess that I forgot I had a choice * 445 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,107 * I let you push me past the breaking point * 446 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,743 * I stood for nothing 447 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,779 (Winston screaming) * So I fell for everything 448 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,082 * You had me down, but I got up * 449 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,451 * Hey * * Already brushing off the dust * 450 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,586 * You hear my voice 451 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,921 * You hear that sound 452 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,923 * Like thunder gonna shake your ground * 453 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,560 Oh, no, it's the little boy! 454 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,063 Little boy, go away! 455 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,598 * I see it all, I see it now 456 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,135 (whoops) * I got the eye of the tiger 457 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,636 * A fighter Ha! 458 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,073 * Dancing through the fire 459 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,775 * 'Cause I am a champion 460 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,610 Oh, no. * And you're gonna hear me 461 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,445 I-I didn't-- I didn't mean... * Roar 462 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,147 * Louder 463 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,816 * Louder than a lion 464 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,752 * 'Cause I am a champion 465 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:23,923 * And you're gonna hear me roar * 466 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,325 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 467 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,759 * Oh-oh-oh- oh-oh-oh-oh * 468 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,062 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 469 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:33,400 * And you're gonna hear me roar * 470 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,136 * Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 471 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,138 Hey, where the hell is Big Schmidt? 472 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,307 * You're gonna hear me roar. 473 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,342 Keep the vest on. 474 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,917 Here. For your cheek. 475 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,419 (men whooping and cheering in distance) 476 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,587 (grunts) 477 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,756 I think some turquoise got stuck in there. 478 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,126 Here. That hurt? Ow. 479 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,427 Yes, a little. 480 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,594 All right. Let's do this. 481 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,962 Doggies or trucks? 482 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,198 I don't deserve trucks. 483 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,967 I'll be the judge of that. 484 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,802 You deserve trucks. 485 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,207 Damn. Anybody else get hit with a geode? 486 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,608 I got hit with a geode. 487 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,544 Some dude stuck his fingers in my mouth. 488 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,113 What is that? Is that like a desert power thing? 489 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,614 When things started escalating, I just rolled up 490 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,550 into a little ball like an armadillo. 491 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,186 Fellas, can I get real for a second? 492 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,357 I was thinking about Aly the entire time. 493 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,427 This is one of her barrettes. 494 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,897 You know, women use barrettes 495 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,633 to keep their hairs in different styles. Yeah. 496 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,236 And Aly uses this to pin her hair up when she's on duty. 497 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,837 And I kept it. 498 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,140 (chuckles) That's how pathetic I am. 499 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,208 That's not pathetic. 500 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,177 It's lovely. 501 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,913 It reminds me of all my old lost loves. 502 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,817 Yeah. Cece. 503 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,819 Or my ex. 504 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,321 She was a pill, 505 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,656 but when she used to go to second base on me, 506 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,359 she was like Joe Morgan. 507 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,263 You know, a lot of people don't know this, 508 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:14,634 but, uh, Aly's full name is Alison. 509 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,106 I like to imagine that she was named after the song. 510 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,040 * Alison 511 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,711 * I know this world 512 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,347 * Is killing you 513 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,683 * Alison 514 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,219 * Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba 515 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:36,123 * My aim is true. 516 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,024 Sorry I got us into this, Nick. 517 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,526 I was useless out there. 518 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,860 I didn't even get one punch in. 519 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,529 That's not true. You hit me a little bit. 520 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,197 I got my ass whomped out there. 521 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,699 Got whomped up and down the road. 522 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,701 What's whomp? Like a whomp-down. 523 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,403 Oh, whooped? Whomped. 524 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,571 Are you talking about getting beat up? 525 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,206 Yes. Whooped. 526 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,407 I got this calendar bod, 527 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,042 but it doesn't hold up in battle. 528 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,710 Look, it's 2016. 529 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,712 She's not looking for a strong husband. 530 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,814 That... no, tha-that's not what I was gonna... 531 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,216 That's not where I was going with this. 532 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,153 I'm getting married, Nick. 533 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,087 How am I going to defend Cece? 534 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,323 She deserves the best husband in the world, 535 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,825 and what if I don't have what it takes? 536 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:17,063 Of course you have what it takes to be a modern husband. 537 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,899 Do you have what it takes to be a husband of the old world? 538 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,234 God, no. 539 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,736 They would use you as a pelt. 540 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,606 Today, you fought, kinda. 541 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,908 You're gonna make a great husband to Cece. 542 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,577 How do you know? Because I know. 543 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445 Because why? Because. 544 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,281 Look what happened here today. Because why? 545 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,583 Beca... ever since I've known you, you've been there. 546 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,084 Okay, you're always there. 547 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,453 Even when I don't want you there, you're there. 548 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,022 That's what a husband does. 549 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,592 You fight for me. That's what a husband does. 550 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,759 You care about what I eat. 551 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,428 That's what a husband does. 552 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,929 You've cooked for me, even when I don't ask. 553 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,598 That's what a husband does. 554 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,133 When I pass out, you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. 555 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,468 That's what a husband does. 556 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,936 So, guess what. 557 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,104 You're gonna be a great husband to Cece because 558 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,107 you're a great husband to me. 559 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,775 So that's how I know. 560 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,976 You're, you're like my husband. 561 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,645 You're like my wife, but... 562 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,580 Yeah, so that's how I know. 563 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,784 Thanks for saying that, man. 564 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,353 Yeah, man. 565 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,599 (gagging, coughing) 566 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,141 I need this to be done, okay? 567 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,245 Well, you can't take it back. I heard you say it, Nick. 568 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,480 (deep voice): Hey, hey, hey. What you guys up to? 569 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,415 We're pouring out one for our lost loves. 570 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,984 Good-bye, unrequited love for Aly. 571 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,820 May I now heal and, and move forward. 572 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,022 I'm proud of you, man. 573 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,825 And as a gift, I'm gonna give you your own property back. 574 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,161 You don't have to do that. I mean, it's not... 575 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,763 I don't really need it, but... 576 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,365 Whoa. 577 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,968 Aly is single. 578 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,937 Aly is single! Nice! Oh, great. 579 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,373 Hey. Hey. 580 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,874 Okay, so are you gonna tell her how you feel? 581 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,008 I don't know. I don't know, uh, 582 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,042 I don't know, I mean, 583 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,177 what if she doesn't like me back? 584 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,345 What if I'm not good enough for her? 585 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,513 What if I can't bear her sons? 586 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,747 You have to try. Look, I didn't think 587 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,716 I was good enough for Cece. You aren't. 588 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,184 Winston, I don't know how this is going to work out, 589 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,186 but you need to know that you're good enough. 590 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,188 You got a heart of gold. 591 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,791 You got a smile that... (groaning) 592 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,893 He's been having some really nice moments today 593 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,194 and then kind of freaking out. 594 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,462 You son of a bitch! 595 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,398 So, what, you guys think I should tell her how I feel? 596 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,865 Yes. You absolutely should. 597 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,033 Let's go now. 598 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,201 What about your bachelor party? 599 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,536 Who could want anything more 600 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,237 from a bachelor party than their best friend 601 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,540 telling him that they love him. No. For real? You said that? 602 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,208 I didn't tell him that I love him. Let's be clear about that. 603 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,710 I missed that? You know what? 604 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,911 I'm gonna tell Cece how I feel about her. 605 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,245 I'm gonna get her back. 606 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,246 You do that, bud-- wait, wait. 607 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,381 BOTH: What? 608 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,382 You guys go on ahead without me. 609 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,650 I'm gonna hang back here 610 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,719 for another round with my desert queen. 611 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,389 Besides, there's nothing for me in the city. 612 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,891 Wait a second. Don't you have two kids? Yeah. 613 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,393 I'll be back Sunday. 614 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,561 I got to pick them up from swim camp. 615 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,029 Good luck, fellas. 616 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,274 We should go now. Let's do it. 617 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,610 We're men. ALL: Men! 618 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,911 Let's ride. Let's ride. 619 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,413 Let's ride. Let's ride. 620 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,416 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I'm good. 621 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,584 Men. We're men. 622 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,018 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit, sit, sit. 623 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,187 * I've got the eye of the tiger * 624 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,622 * A fighter 625 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,923 Best bachelor party ever, Nick! 626 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,124 What's that, man?! 627 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,693 What?! What?! 628 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,694 What?! I didn't hear you. 629 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,995 All right. I didn't hear you. 630 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:36,996 SCHMIDT (laughing): Yeah. NICK: Yeah, man. 631 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,031 SCHMIDT: Yeah, man. Yeah, man. 632 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,067 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH