1
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Good night, Sam.
Uh, you got any place
I can put this change?

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Fahboh heh-mah.

3
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(garbled by mouth guard):
All right, sorry.

4
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I thought we had, uh, wrapped up

5
00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,011
the talking portion
of the evening.

6
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Uh, football helmet.

7
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You're a Bears fan?

8
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Oh, you know,
sometimes in life

9
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we collect things.
Trinkets.

10
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Some sentimental, some not.

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Nick gave it to me.
Is that, is that weird?

12
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N-n-no, that's fine. I, uh,

13
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can't really believe
I'm saying this, 'cause

14
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Nick being in your life has
definitely been hard for me,

15
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but I'm getting used to it.

16
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(garbled by mouth guard):
That makes me so happy.

17
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Hey, this is
gonna sound crazy,

18
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but my parents
are in town tomorrow,

19
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and I thought maybe you
could come meet them.

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Yes, I'd love that.

21
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Good. You know, family's
real important to me,

22
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and before I introduce you,

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I just wanted to make
sure that we were solid.

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We are so solid.

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(gasps)

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(quietly):
Cece.

27
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(quietly):
I had a sex dream.
So?

28
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(quietly):
It was about Nick.

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(whisper-yell):
No!

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(whisper-yell):
I know!

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*

32
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Where are my leftovers?

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What? Who cares?

34
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I care. I brought it up.

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I left perfectly nice
leftovers in the fridge,

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and I expect them to be there.

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Well, now they're not.

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End of discussion.
No.

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Middle of discussion.

40
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You're not even
gonna look at me?

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When you throw away my stuff,

42
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you're throwing me away.
Mm-hmm.

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I wanted to have

44
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cold scallop pizza
for breakfast,

45
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and you took that from me.

46
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You took that from me.

47
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I hope you can live
with yourself.

48
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You're disgusting.

49
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I'm actually really happy that
you're eating breakfast, Nick.

50
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It's nice to know that you're
taking care of yourself.

51
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Thank you.

52
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Well, I'm on my
way to meet Aly

53
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and her boyfriend for brunch.

54
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(laughing): And I am super
excited to meet him.

55
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Yeah, that was sarcasm.

56
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And this is shark-casm:

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I just hate eating people.

58
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Dear Lord, do you mean to tell
me that you're going to brunch

59
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with the woman that you love
and her boyfriend?

60
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That's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

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No, it's not that bad. I mean,
I'm in a prank marriage, anyway.

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And I'm over Aly, so...

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Don't you lie to me,
Winston.
I'm not lying.

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You and both know
that you are not

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even a little bit over Aly.

66
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I'm coming with you.

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All right, fine, Schmidt,
you can come.

68
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But please, do me a favor?

69
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Don't be weird and start
smelling people's bread.

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Either you eat bread,
or you don't eat bread.

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There's nothing in between, man.

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So in the dream,
what was Nick...

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He was wearing this.

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He was wearing a
frickin' football helmet.
Ah, damn.

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What happened next was primal.

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Man versus woman.

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The ancient battle of the flesh.

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Calm down. It's probably
just happening

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because you're getting
more serious with Sam.

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Yes.

81
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And Sam is finally,
just a little bit,

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sort of, starting to trust me.

83
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And he wants me
to meet his parents.

84
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You can't meet
a man's parents if your ex

85
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is making love
to you in your head.

86
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I need my mind

87
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Nick-free by tonight.

88
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On this bed is
everything Nick gave me

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while we were together.

90
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I'm going to get rid of it
to clear my subconscious.

91
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All right.

92
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Good-bye, sex helmet.

93
00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,385
Good-bye, uh,

94
00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,420
lacquered bagel
with my name on it.

95
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Good-bye, world's
tiniest hedgehog.

96
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That was a gift?

97
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Good-bye almost
done Rubik's Cube.

98
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Literally, it was one turn
from the end

99
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and he would not
finish it.
That makes sense
with Nick, though.

100
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People try to pretend like
the brain is so complicated,

101
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but I feel better already.

102
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Well, the two most important men

103
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in my life are finally meeting.

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And for some reason
this other guy's here.
Yo.

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Hey, brunch is on
me today, guys, okay?

106
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So, feel free to add
blue cheese to anything.

107
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I'm an agent for animal actors.

108
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He's doing pretty good.

109
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He recently signed the crow
from Game of Thrones.

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Darnell.
You know his name.
Darnell. That's right.

111
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I didn't realize an animal
agent was a real job.

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Let me put it to you this way,
so the next Avatar movie

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takes place on a cat planet,

114
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and, uh, I was the
first one they called.
Shut up.

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I know. I knew you were
gonna like that.
A cat planet?

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I know.
He swore me to secrecy.

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I was gonna tell you.

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My good... you know,
I always thought

119
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Furguson should be
in the movies.

120
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Would you interested in,
uh, I don't know,

121
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taking a meeting with him?

122
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He's got no representation,
so he's...

123
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Let me guess. Wait.
He has an adorable yawn?

124
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Yeah.
Of course he does.

125
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He's a cat.

126
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But can he show up
every day to work?

127
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I run a business. Pass.

128
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Yeah, never mind. Dumb idea.

129
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Tripp, you have got
to sit down with Furguson.

130
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He's literally one
of the most beautiful creatures

131
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I've ever laid eyes on.

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Really? I thought you hated him.

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I thought you hated cats
in general, actually.

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I love Furguson, are you
kidding me? It's Furguson.

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He's got that, uh... he's got
the little, uh, his, uh...

136
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You know, his front?

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Does he have a headshot?

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No, but W-Winston,
actually does have a lot

139
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of 8x10 photos
of the cat's face.

140
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All right, fine.
Bring him by my office.

141
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Can't miss it. It's the tallest
building in Beverly Hills.

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Hey, hey, hey.
Where'd you get that?

143
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I got this from
the shoulder-less

144
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Dutch boy you live with.

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Jess?
Possibly.

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That's mine. Why are they
throwing away my stuff?

147
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They're throwing away me.
Give it back.

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All right, but my
babies come with it.

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I don't want your rock babies.

150
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Well, I'll just keep 'em.
Okay.

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00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,303
(rock clattering)

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Sorry, Leviticus.

153
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He's tough.

154
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Why is everyone
throwing away my stuff?

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First of all,
that is not your helmet.

156
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You gave that to me.

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And second of all,
I need a clean house.

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I need a clean room.
A clean mind.

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Yeah, dirty room, dirty dreams.

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No dirty dreams.
No one had dirty dreams.

161
00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,126
What are you talking about?
No dirty dreams.

162
00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,629
So there have been dirty dreams?

163
00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,599
No.
What'd you have
a dream about?

164
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It's interesting, Jessica.
What was it about?

165
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There was no dream, dude.

166
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Well, which one of you
is gonna crack

167
00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,406
and tell me what
the dream was about? Jess?

168
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Or Cece?

169
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You looked at the helmet.

170
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Cece!
I did not. I did not.

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You had a sex dream
about a Bear's helmet?

172
00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,661
Who was wearing it?
Ditka?

173
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,195
Vic Fangio? John Fox?

174
00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,997
Our GM, Ryan Pace?

175
00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,567
He's cute, but come on.

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00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,101
She doesn't know any
of those people, Nick.

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Cece!
So...

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She doesn't know those people.

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So it was somebody you know.

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There wasn't... No.
Absolutely not. No.

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Oh, my God.

182
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You had a sex dream about me.

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No.

184
00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,885
It was... no... there was no...

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Well, well,
well, well, well.

186
00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,289
Thanks a lot, Cece.
That was my bad.
I'm sorry.

187
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Pancakes and syrup, girls.

188
00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,562
Let's eat.

189
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,233
Nick, I have to meet
Sam's parents tonight.

190
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I don't have time for this.

191
00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,770
What will it take for you

192
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to just forget about this
and get rid of the helmet?

193
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Oh, just every single detail

194
00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,041
about the dream.
Damn.

195
00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,810
Now, and this one is a biggie,

196
00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,445
was I 100% percent human?
What?

197
00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,646
Obviously.

198
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,647
Okay, I'm just trying
to figure out

199
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the reality of the dream.

200
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Well, we were having sex,

201
00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,885
so in that sense,

202
00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,386
it was not reality-based at all,

203
00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,121
because that's never
gonna happen again.

204
00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,456
Oh!

205
00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,124
You sound like the beginning
of a Salt-N-Pepa song,

206
00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,926
and I just wish we could just,
like, act like adults.

207
00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,995
Definitely, definitely,
definitely, definitely.

208
00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,397
Were you just recreating
our best encounter?

209
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,665
Was it Glove City again?

210
00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,468
Our best was not
Glove City.
Oh, it wasn't?

211
00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,737
It was for you,
but not for me.

212
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,071
So what was our best,
in your opinion?

213
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,474
Ooh, you just walked
right into that one.

214
00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,343
Okay, it wasn't something
that actually happened.

215
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It was historical.

216
00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,348
Oh, historical,
so was there a dragon?

217
00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,518
No, it was historical.

218
00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,153
You think dragons are real?

219
00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,421
I think there's a lot
of debate about it.

220
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,923
And there's a lot
of blogs about it.

221
00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,157
And I know that as a fact,
'cause I've written one.

222
00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,692
Do you think dinosaurs
are dragons?

223
00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,993
There's debate
about dragons, Jess,

224
00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,094
and we're not doing
this right now.

225
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,631
Wow, this office is nice.

226
00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,799
(sighs)

227
00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,635
M... look, this is
so nice of you, man.

228
00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,869
You didn't really have to come.

229
00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,303
Of course I came.

230
00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,873
I believe in yo...
I believe in Furguson.

231
00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,709
Is that offer a joke? Huh?

232
00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:59,647
Because I will
feed you to my eagle.

233
00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,214
'Sup. Let's talk puss.

234
00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,449
Ready to show me
your hairy little guy?

235
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,717
What?
Ugh.

236
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,485
Oh. Yes, uh...

237
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,521
Introducing...

238
00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,791
The mouse murderin',
the heart burglarin',

239
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,626
the king of the kennel,

240
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:16,664
Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop.

241
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,699
(Furguson purring)

242
00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,369
He's lickin' his no-no.

243
00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,704
America's sweetheart.

244
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,506
All right. This is catnip oil.

245
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,909
The professional cats don't need
it to come out of the box.

246
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,713
(Furguson purring)

247
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,515
Who's a good cat?

248
00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,985
Who's a good cat?

249
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,853
Who's a good cat?

250
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,354
Not you.
This cat doesn't have it.

251
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,556
What?
Let me show you something.

252
00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,424
This is a star.

253
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,928
This is Patches.

254
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:48,996
*

255
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,998
If you find yourself
at the intersection

256
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,433
of Grace and Courage,
look up.

257
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,502
The street sign says,
"Patches."

258
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,573
She is "bang, marry, kill"
in one furry little package.

259
00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,174
You want to own her.

260
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,176
Run to her. Run from her.

261
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,245
*

262
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,114
Wow.
Most of all,

263
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,448
you want to watch her.

264
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,283
Patches is a trash cat.

265
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,286
This is who you take
to the Avatar audition.

266
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,855
This is sexy.

267
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,357
And this? This is normal.

268
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,859
And normal doesn't pay
for the cruise

269
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,293
in the Arctic that
I'm taking Aly on.

270
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,063
Unless I sign a baby walrus,

271
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,431
and then the
whole thing's a write-off.

272
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,799
That was humiliating.

273
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,135
Yeah, for Tripp.

274
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,570
Because Furguson
is gonna book Avatar.

275
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,572
I stole the script
off of his desk.

276
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,208
We're going to crash
that audition today.

277
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,644
Oh.

278
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,113
Hi.
Hey.

279
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,082
Oh, uh,
two, please.
You got it.

280
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,117
(elevator bell dings)
(sighs)

281
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,756
What's his name?

282
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,057
Josh.

283
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,159
So your football helmet
was caked in soot.

284
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,593
Why was I a chimney sweep?

285
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,495
Well, a chimney is hollow
and you're just like jamming

286
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,264
something into it.
What does that have
to do with sex?

287
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,766
Get a hold of yourself.
Sorry.

288
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,133
So you took me to a dark,
Victorian alley.

289
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,969
It was filthy.
I was on top.

290
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:02,970
Okay, I'm okay with that.

291
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,337
Our passion drowns out

292
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,273
the coughs from
the orphans inside.

293
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,574
And then Winston
brings us scones.

294
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,776
And that's it.

295
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:09,943
Really sweet of him.

296
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,311
I'm starving after sex,

297
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,646
especially when I
have to lay on my back.

298
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,081
You're starving all the time.

299
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,649
Who invited you in this room?
JESS: All right?

300
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,584
Are we good?
Can we get rid of the helmet?

301
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,986
I'm concerned, as a friend,

302
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,656
that Sam isn't
satisfying you sexually.

303
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,957
I can confidently say

304
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,193
that's not what this is about.

305
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,029
Maybe he's just not rotating
your tires enough, Jess.
What?

306
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,597
You know you need that
at least once a month.
Nick.

307
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,532
For sex, that's not enough.

308
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:36,203
And for literal tire rotation,
that's way too frequent.

309
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,771
Not when you drive like I do.

310
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:38,839
Not...

311
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,941
when you drive like I do.

312
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,309
I have to get ready
to meet Sam's parents.

313
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,944
Will you please get out of here?

314
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,445
Yes. I'm leaving,

315
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,280
but I will not
throw away this helmet.

316
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,717
Why? You didn't care about that
helmet when you gave it to me!

317
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,551
Yes, I did.
It was a Christmas gift.

318
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,353
I gave you a Christmas present,

319
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,824
and you said,
"Christmas? What? Hold up."

320
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,058
And then you went
and got that helmet.

321
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,526
Unwrapped.

322
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,794
What was I supposed
to do with it?

323
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,529
Wear it?
I wouldn't do...

324
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,132
Oh, the perfect ensemble
for a night at the theater.

325
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,633
Throw whatever you want at me,
Blue Men.

326
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,901
I'm ready.
(knocking at door)

327
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,638
Oh, crap. That's Sam. Ugh.

328
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,241
Okay, why won't this come off?

329
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,575
Probably because it's
a child-size medium.

330
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,477
What?!

331
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,212
Why would you give me
a child's helmet?

332
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,313
I didn't think you
were gonna put it on.

333
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,982
Cece, help me, help me.

334
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,017
Yeah, I got you.
I can't meet
Sam's parents like this.

335
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,886
Okay, ready?
(groans)

336
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,320
NICK:
It's not going to help.

337
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,822
Okay, no, it's-it's
really stuck, babe.

338
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,857
Suck your head in.

339
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,524
I can't suck my head in.

340
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,060
Then throw a jersey on
and pants,

341
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,161
and just pretend you're
a little football player.

342
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,063
I can't go out
with a helmet.

343
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,330
You look ridiculous.

344
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,966
I'm aware.

345
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,738
Cece, can you go out there
and stall Sam?

346
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,073
He knows that Nick
gave me this helmet

347
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,675
(knocking)
and he can't see me in it.

348
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,110
Okay, what's my lie? Chlamydia?

349
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,046
No! No! Anything else.
Literally, anything else.

350
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,214
Okay, anything else, okay.

351
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,618
Hey, hey, Legs.

352
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,954
What's up?

353
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,857
You and I have never
really clicked, huh?

354
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,925
(cats meowing)

355
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,962
Oh, boy.

356
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:11,965
Wow.

357
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,634
Oh, my God.

358
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,603
Patches is walking
like a person.

359
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,607
This was a enormous mistake.

360
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,784
Is it, um, hard
being a doctor?

361
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,619
Yeah.
Oh.

362
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,287
What's taking Jess so long?

363
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,223
Get! Off!

364
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,624
Stop, you're gonna break it.
My! Head!

365
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,560
Whatever.
I'll buy you a new one.

366
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,929
(grunting)

367
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,263
You can't.

368
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,532
My dad gave it to me.

369
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,471
You gave me something
that your dad gave you?

370
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:58,411
Well... I just used it
to put dirty change in.

371
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,913
Why didn't you tell me?

372
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,648
I don't like talking
about emotional stuff,

373
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,350
especially about
my dead father.

374
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,987
No, I... yeah.

375
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,290
I get it. I get...
I get it as much as someone

376
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,861
who has two,
living, healthy parents can.

377
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,028
Easy.

378
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,296
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

379
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,831
That was...
was that too harsh?

380
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,767
I just...
I'm messing everything up.

381
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,169
You know what?
I'm just gonna

382
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,105
tell Sam everything,
and I'll see what happens.

383
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,339
No.

384
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,042
I think I know
how to get it off.

385
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,811
Okay, run backwards.

386
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,646
Yeah, it's
not working.
It's not working.

387
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,515
You run backwards.

388
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,452
(screaming)

389
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,553
(screaming)

390
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,821
(grunting)

391
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,224
It's moving.
Rock with me.
Okay.

392
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,526
All right.
Well, don't stop.
(yells)

393
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,695
JESS:
You got to keep going.
Do it harder.

394
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,796
If it slips out, tell me.
I don't want to

395
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,364
accidentally
put it back in.

396
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,333
Don't stop, Whatever
you do, don't stop.
Just relax.

397
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,002
Don't stop.
(yelling)

398
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,336
(yelling)

399
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,538
Jess?
Oh.

400
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,474
Oh.
No, no. There was a
scallop pizza...

401
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,010
No, I was mad at Nick,

402
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,544
...and it was in the fridge.
so I put the helmet on.

403
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,578
Schmidt threw it away.

404
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,679
What is going on here?

405
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,415
Okay, um...

406
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,682
(groans)

407
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,085
I had a sex dream about Nick.

408
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,221
Let me back up.

409
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,989
Last night, you asked me
about this helmet.

410
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,857
Sorry. Let me fast forward.

411
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,792
The helmet's stuck on my head.

412
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,595
Look, I know this
is a lot to ask,

413
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,066
but is there any way,
you could just trust me

414
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:30,303
when I tell you that
it was just a stupid sex dream.

415
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,607
Okay, yes. Yeah, no.
I trust you.

416
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,776
Thank you.

417
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,679
But right now,
my parents are expecting us.

418
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,747
So, you know,
a lot of kids

419
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,881
come into the hospital

420
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,250
with stuff stuck on their head.

421
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,218
Do you guys have
a screwdriver or a hammer?

422
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,758
Oh, um, we can't break it
'cause...

423
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,761
Nick's dad gave it to him.

424
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,400
Right. Uh, well...

425
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769
I have to go meet my parents,

426
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,804
so I'll call you tomorrow.

427
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,679
Hey. What are you
doing out here, man?

428
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,983
I'm sorry I got us into this,
Winston.

429
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,285
That frickin'
cat's a genius.
Yeah.

430
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,586
I don't want to
humiliate your cat.

431
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,454
I care about Furguson.
I don't want...

432
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,956
I don't want that poor thing
to be humiliated.

433
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,424
Hey, hey, hey.

434
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,925
I can't imagine
his self-esteem level already.

435
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,394
It's got to be very low.

436
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,662
Through the frickin' roof,
the self-esteem.

437
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,431
Don't worry about Furguson,
okay?

438
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,300
Okay, I can't do this anymore.

439
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,635
Are we talking about Furguson,
or are we talking about you?

440
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,404
We're talking
about me, okay?
I knew it.

441
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,172
Furguson is me.
Patches is Tripp, all right?

442
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,340
I knew... we've been dancing
around that all day.

443
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,641
Can we please go?

444
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,976
I haven't eaten
anything in six hours.

445
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,144
You know what? No.

446
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,612
Patches may know
a lot of tricks,

447
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,514
but you know how Furguson's
gonna get Aly?

448
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,948
I think you're getting lost,
Winston, but keep going.

449
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,951
He's gonna keep trying, okay?

450
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,620
He's never gonna give up.

451
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,022
That's his trick.

452
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,923
Now come on, man.
Let's get back in there.

453
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,159
Come on.

454
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,793
Come on.
All right.

455
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,029
Let's go.
Yeah, no. Let's do this.

456
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,330
Let's go.

457
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,365
*

458
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,506
What are you guys doing here?

459
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,874
Wait a second.

460
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,443
You're not auditioning
that housecat, are you?

461
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,046
Oh, that is exactly
what I'm doing.

462
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,181
Tripp, can I borrow that
catnip oil just for a sec?

463
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,550
Sure, but I think
you know very well

464
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,218
it's not going
to help you in there.

465
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,154
We'll see about that.

466
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,621
Oh, my God.

467
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,124
That stuff is so concentrated.
What are you doing?

468
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,392
(meow)
Aha!

469
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,027
(Patches meowing)

470
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,628
It looks like Patches is gonna
have a little trouble

471
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,164
concentrating on her audition.

472
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,866
(people shouting)

473
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,868
(stammering)

474
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,336
God save me.

475
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,539
Furguson, avenge me!

476
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,807
Avenge me!

477
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,342
(cats meowing)

478
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,550
I need a straw.

479
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,818
Ugh, I should be
charming the pants off

480
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,421
Sam's parents right now.

481
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,489
NICK:
Jess.

482
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,257
We're gonna break it.

483
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,226
But what about your dad?

484
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,095
Look, it sucks to admit,

485
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,398
but Sam's a really good guy
with above average handsomeness.

486
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,767
And he's above six feet tall,
which I know means a lot to you.

487
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,969
And he makes you happy,
and so...

488
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,739
...I think it's time for me to

489
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,442
stop coming
in between you guys.

490
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,181
Let's do this. Let's have
a little bit of fun, huh?

491
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,150
(clattering)

492
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,953
I will be going
on the count of three.

493
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,021
Okay.

494
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,724
One, two, three, four, fi...

495
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,858
What are you doing?

496
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,260
You never go on three.

497
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,594
You want to catch
the patient off guard.

498
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,196
It's less scary that way.

499
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,432
Everybody knows it.
It's just a doctor trick.

500
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,834
Nick.
So this time I
am going on three.

501
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,372
One, two, three, four...
Do it!

502
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,174
(Nick and Jess yelling)

503
00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:00,247
So this is the famous Patches.

504
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,048
No. I am...

505
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,084
Winston L'andre Bishop

506
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,220
and this is:

507
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,222
the king of cats.

508
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,490
Lover of mats.

509
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,559
No friend of rats.

510
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,928
The kitty from Angel City,

511
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,232
Furguson Michael Jordan...

512
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,900
Bishop.

513
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,935
(laughs)

514
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,805
(meows)

515
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,141
(laughing)

516
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,511
He just, poof...

517
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,313
I'm gonna try to
settle him down.
and disappeared.

518
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,014
(laughter continues)

519
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,885
* What would you do
if your son was at home *

520
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,087
* Crying all alone

521
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,156
* On the bedroom floor
Oh, my God,

522
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,824
he's singing to the cat.

523
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,092
Come on.
He's singing to the cat.

524
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,827
Let's get out of here.

525
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,028
It's okay.
We're here. We're here.

526
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,430
Okay, Patches is here.

527
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,266
(sighs)

528
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,203
I was four steps
away from freedom,

529
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,937
(sighs)
and I fell.

530
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,207
Oh, they were on me,
and they traversed me.

531
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,441
It was like
I was their city,

532
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,809
and they were all
rushing to work.

533
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,677
May I just please take
a moment with Patches?

534
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,045
She needs a, a moment
to center herself.

535
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,814
She almost
OD'd on catnip.

536
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,216
Forget about Patches.

537
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,983
You should represent
more cats like Furguson.

538
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,885
What?
What? You were
laughing at him.

539
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,321
He's an original.

540
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,888
Makes Patches look
like a Culkin brother.

541
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,956
What?!

542
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,658
(laughing)

543
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,059
It's hard
to celebrate this moment

544
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,396
with so much cat hair
in my mouth.

545
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,664
You did it, buddy.

546
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,233
Really? Really?
Now you're gloating?

547
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,667
Huh? Winston?
Ah.

548
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,736
Do you have to be such a dick?

549
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,738
I mean, you're already
so intimidating.

550
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,073
Do you have to go out of
your way to actually get at me?

551
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,642
Intimidating?

552
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,410
Aly talks about you
all the time, obviously.

553
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,379
You're a cop.
You're a hero.

554
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,215
Last weekend, I went to
a turtle's birthday party.

555
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,483
This is oddly emotional.

556
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,885
You're intimidated by me?
Yes.

557
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,587
It's funny how life works, man.
It's ironic.

558
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,422
This is amazing.

559
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,023
You know what, Tripp?

560
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,259
You don't have to worry about

561
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,160
Furguson competing
with Patches.

562
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,495
Yeah.

563
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,264
I'm taking him
out of the game.

564
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,698
I don't like
this life for him.

565
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,834
Oh, yeah!

566
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,202
You blew it, son.

567
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:06,038
Oh, God, am I unhappy.

568
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,041
I'm casting cats.
(Patches meows)

569
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,712
Hi. So sorry I'm late.

570
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,747
It's a long story.
(laughs nervously)

571
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,284
I'm really glad
you made it.
Me, too.

572
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,887
Uh, Dad, Dad,
this is Jess.
Hi.

573
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,088
So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

574
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,292
Oh.
Huh. A little piece of helmet.

575
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,125
(laughs)

576
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,628
*

577
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,463
What did you
think of Tripp?

578
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,931
I know he's
a little intense.

579
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,434
Well, look, I mean,
if he makes you happy,

580
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,571
then, uh...
then I like him, so...

581
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,106
Thanks.

582
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,575
You know, for a guy
who eats his raisins hot,

583
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,544
your opinion means a lot to me.

584
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,078
Thank you.

585
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,748
What's up with Schmidt?

586
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,150
(hissing, huffs)

587
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,218
Oh, he's haunted.

588
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,553
Hey.
Hey.

589
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,554
Did you have a dream last night?

590
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,155
Yeah, just the usual.

591
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,791
You know, the one where
I'm in a muffin test kitchen,

592
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,628
and Hillary Clinton
tells me my muffins suck.

593
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,995
So that's the regular one.

594
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,831
Got you a present.

595
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,699
Can I open
it right now?
Yes.

596
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,002
Oh.

597
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,173
I thought you could
hang it on the wall here.

598
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,908
I love that.

599
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,177
It's like your dad's
looking over the bar.

600
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,612
Wow, thank you, Jess.

601
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,880
It's really nice.

602
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,283
All right.

603
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,586
Now to be fair, I've had
some sex dreams about you, too.

604
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,021
First, there was the one
where I was a spider

605
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,623
and instead of legs
it was penises.

606
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,124
No, I'm out.
It was eight penises...

607
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,292
Yeah, I know.
Oh.

608
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,927
You were there, too.

609
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,262
I'm out.

610
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,964
Was I there?
And I'm out.

611
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,999
Oh, that would've been
so cool.

612
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,002
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