1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,038 Ugh! Son of a bitch. Nothing. 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:05,239 I'm trying to get in touch with Sam-- 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,407 you know, to clear the air... 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,077 Get out 5 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,678 of my life. 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,747 Why isn't he responding? 7 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:15,749 I'm just gonna go out on a crazy limb here-- 8 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:18,052 maybe it's because you got his girlfriend to dump him? 9 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,487 I'm not being weird about it. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,588 I just texted him three times. 11 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:21,755 (sighs, groans) And I called him. 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,491 He wasn't there. 13 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,592 I left him a sensible voice mail. 14 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,559 To lighten the mood, 15 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,095 I told a little story 16 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,397 about how the first-graders' pet rabbit 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,432 got stuck in the lawn mower 18 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,401 and I had to... 19 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,568 I had to collect it. 20 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,736 That's a terrible story. 21 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:36,904 Colonel FlapEars? 22 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,606 Wow. Unbelievable. 23 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,241 I had to park two blocks away, 24 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,575 like an animal. 25 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,677 The new bar, Presh, is doing valet 26 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,179 and they took all of our spots. 27 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,847 I've been saying for months that we need valet. 28 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,916 Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys 29 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,784 in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? 30 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,086 "Keep it running." 31 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,921 Hi. I'm looking for Jessica Day. 32 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,523 Oh, right here. You've just been served. 33 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,924 What?! What? 34 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,429 (gasps) A restraining order?! 35 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,463 From Sam. 36 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,765 Oof... 37 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,534 I'm not a restraining order person. 38 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,136 A restraining order. That's worse than herpes. 39 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,937 When I find Sam... (laughs) 40 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,071 I'm gonna kill him. 41 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,540 You can't find Sam. 42 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,941 'Cause you have a restraining order. 43 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,876 Winston. You have to help me with this. 44 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,778 Sam is the only one who can drop this charge. 45 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,879 But the magic 46 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,947 of a restraining order 47 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,616 is that you can't talk to him. 48 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,218 And that... 49 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,654 that is human drama. 50 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,423 * 51 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,060 (indistinct chatter) 52 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,795 SCHMIDT: Wow. 53 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,430 Tasteful, hip... 54 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,732 I mean, nothing matches, yet nothing is random. 55 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,169 That's just a framed toupee on the wall 56 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,070 and it friggin' works. 57 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,805 CECE: What are these bartenders wearing? 58 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,840 They look like Civil War surgeons. 59 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,342 This is a very professional establishment. 60 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,510 Let me do the talking. 61 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,978 You don't think I talk professional good? 62 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,347 You don't think I professional talk good? 63 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,815 What am I saying weird there? 64 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,050 You speak poorly, professionally. Okay. 65 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,188 Hey, hey. I'm Connie, the owner. 66 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,422 You're the nutmeg wholesaler? 67 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,158 Me? No, I'm not the nutmeg wholesaler. 68 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,327 You have a nutmeg wholesaler vibe. 69 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,495 That's what it is. 70 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,862 I've been trying to figure it out for years. 71 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,864 You totally look like a nutmeg wholesaler. 72 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,466 Me no nutmeg... CONNIE: How can I help you? 73 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,334 Connie, hello. 74 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,535 Very nice to meet you. 75 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,371 We are both local entrepreneurs, 76 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,706 as you are. 77 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,341 Uh, we co-own the bar up the street, 78 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,776 and there is a business situation that we would like 79 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,044 to bring to your attention... Yeah, your stupid valet 80 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,013 is taking all the spots in front of our bar, 81 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,515 and it's time for it to come to an end. 82 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,049 It's not sittin' well 83 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,018 with us folks over at the Griffin. 84 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:31,685 What's a griffin? 85 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,686 What is... 86 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,987 wait, what is the Griffin? 87 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,123 The Griffin is the name of the bar 88 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,025 that we own together, you buffoon. 89 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,194 You don't know the name of our bar? Why don't we... 90 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,695 We don't have a sign. We should have a sign. 91 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,696 Is this the time for this? 92 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,031 I feel like this is a conversation 93 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,199 I don't need to be a part of. 94 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,734 My valet 95 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,801 is totally legal. 96 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,069 But thanks for stopping by. 97 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,638 Maybe, you know, maybe I'll stop by your bar. 98 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,506 I'll just, like, knock on doors until... 99 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,642 until I find you. 100 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,643 Uh, please don't leave. Pl... 101 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,411 Okay, leave. We'll d-discuss this... 102 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:58,712 I don't like this woman. 103 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,047 Hey, uh, where should I put this, 104 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,049 uh, nutmeg? 105 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,885 Hey. 106 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,186 Hey. 107 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,755 Hey. 108 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,056 Hey. 109 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,659 The lady's name is Connie. 110 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,760 She's o-over that way. 111 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,564 I'm here to overturn a restraining order. 112 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,932 I brought lots of excellent character references. 113 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,735 In the words of Ms. Cheryl Riggins of Portland, Oregon: 114 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,937 "When the school sewage line broke, 115 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,173 "Jessica was the only student who rolled up her sleeves, 116 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,908 "grabbed a pail and went to work. 117 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,411 "She should be tested for hepatitis immediately. 118 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,880 Immediately." 119 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,415 That's not the one... 120 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,916 Uh, sorry about that, Riggs. 121 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,252 Uh, Jessica, you better be here 122 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,953 because you wrote a song you wanted me to listen to. 123 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,755 I just don't get why Sam would do this. 124 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,890 I'm not dangerous. Hey. 125 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,692 Friend face. That was cute. 126 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,760 Cop face. Girl, sit yo' ass down. 127 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:47,795 And use the word 128 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,731 "allegedly" when discussing Sam. 129 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:54,302 I do not need Internal Affairs crawling all up in my holes. 130 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,136 What if I typed up a note and left it on his car? 131 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,137 Oh, you stop it, Jess. 132 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,939 Yeah, but I... 133 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,107 Let it lie. 134 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,642 Okay. 135 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,143 No letters. 136 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,578 JESS: This would've been a better plan 137 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,447 if I knew what he drives. 138 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,382 (sighs) A lot of black cars. 139 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,318 Cars should have people's names on them. 140 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,919 Ugh, it's so stupid. 141 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,287 (Sam speaking indistinctly) 142 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,423 (car alarm beeping) 143 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,128 (grunts) 144 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,296 SAM: Well, have a good one. 145 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,964 See you later. See you tomorrow. 146 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,836 No. No. 147 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,304 Sam drives a truck? 148 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,639 (engine starts) 149 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,674 Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez. 150 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,777 Well, this is not my fault. 151 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,952 Hey, Jess, I'm at work. Is this a cop 152 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:45,953 situation or a friend situation? 153 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,521 Both. What would you say 154 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,490 if I told you I was in the bed of Sam's pickup? 155 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,758 Allegedly. 156 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,025 I said "allegedly." 157 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,861 Okay, good. So you're not in the back of a truck. 158 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,128 No, I am. 159 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,097 I'm-I'm, I am "allegedly" 160 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,499 in-in Sam's truck. 161 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,468 Jess, you seem to be confused. Here's how it works. 162 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,336 Um, allegedly, Ferguson and I 163 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,838 are eating pasta in a hot air balloon. Realistically... 164 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,375 Winston, I'm in the back of Sam's truck right now. 165 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,308 I wanted Sam to know 166 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,177 that I'm not crazy. 167 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,445 Wait, shh, he's changing his music. 168 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,181 * Can't keep my hands to myself... * 169 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,016 Selena Gomez, interesting. 170 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,018 Ugh. (grunting) 171 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,387 Jess, what is happening right now? 172 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,356 (voice vibrating) 173 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,457 CECE: Connie, with her fancy cocktails. 174 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,225 I can make a fancy cocktail. 175 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,226 Sure you can. 176 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,628 Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? 177 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,896 What the hell is all this stuff? 178 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,130 We need to make some... 179 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,632 some real improvements around here, 180 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,200 if we're gonna compete with Presh. 181 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,635 Improvements?! 182 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,136 Just minor tweaks, okay? 183 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,572 Like a jukebox that doesn't catch fire sometimes. 184 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,541 Separate olive and cherry trays. 185 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,644 A toilet that flushes down and not up. 186 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,045 Okay, that's an attraction 187 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,381 and a lot of our customers actually like that. 188 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,916 Why are you so eager 189 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,917 to change our bar? 190 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,385 We should be ruining their bar. 191 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,220 We should cut their power. 192 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,556 We should paint a door where there isn't a door. 193 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,858 We're not talented enough to paint a realistic door, Nick. 194 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:58,892 All right, okay. Try this. 195 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,194 I call it "Whiskey Business," 196 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,329 but surprise! 197 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,931 There's vodka in that. 198 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:04,932 Boom. 199 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:05,966 Thank you, honey. 200 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,103 (gagging) 201 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:10,838 Come on. 202 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,005 (clears throat) 203 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,941 It's a little chunky. 204 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,743 (clears throat) 205 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,711 Tastes like loose chili, a little bit. 206 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,680 (sighs) Yeah, I'm gonna go get some fresher ingredients. 207 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,881 Okay, you do that, hon. (retching) 208 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,850 Can we please stop competing 209 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,284 with these fad bars? 210 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,286 I hate fads, man. 211 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,422 Nick, just a small little piece 212 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,857 of important, friendly advice: 213 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,292 you need to give your Ds more emphasis. 214 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,261 Fads. What I said. 215 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,296 You're gonna get yourself in trouble. By hating fads? 216 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,265 That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. 217 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,433 Or "hip" bars. 218 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,935 We need to stop competing 219 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,303 with trendy, hip fad bars? 220 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,105 (sighs) Okay. 221 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,441 All right. I need a drink. 222 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,610 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 223 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,778 Somebody cut our soda. 224 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:51,979 Oh, my God, who would do such a thing? 225 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,146 It's Connie, Schmidt. 226 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,314 Well, how would she have gotten in here? 227 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,315 I mean, she couldn't... 228 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,984 She took our bubbles, Schmidt! 229 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,286 We have to retaliate. 230 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,288 What do we look like, Tonya Harding's henchmen? 231 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,123 Who am I, Jeff Gillooly? 232 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,959 Either you care enough about this bar to fight for it, 233 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,160 or you don't. 234 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,962 Because I care enough. I'll fight. 235 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,798 Let's do this. What are we gonna do? 236 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,633 We're gonna hit her where it hurts. I'm in. 237 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,834 Not the vagina. 238 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,938 We're gonna go after the bar. 239 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,807 Uh, yes, that's ri... N... There was not even a single part of me 240 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,141 that thought you were talking about the vagina. 241 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,142 The bar. The b... 242 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,477 Yes, the... 243 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,145 All right, I'm gonna take over the plan. 244 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,480 Good. Yeah, good. 245 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,648 It was getting on top of me. 246 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,149 (whispering loudly): Winston, sorry. 247 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,152 Sorry, I hit some potholes, and then we got on the freeway, 248 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,488 and then some schoolkids started throwing pencils at me, 249 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:37,124 (bell rings) then we passed a cop, and I had to pretend to be a mannequin. 250 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,026 What is that noise? Hang on a second, Winston. 251 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,995 (gasps) Oh, no. 252 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,531 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 253 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,666 (bell rings) 254 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,967 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 255 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,335 Where are you? What is that...? 256 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,171 Aah! 257 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,673 (grunts) 258 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,007 JESS: Winston, can you hear me? Jess, I can't hear you! 259 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,142 Winston?! I can't... Are you okay? 260 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,177 What is happening right now? 261 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,013 * The bed's getting cold, and you're not here... * 262 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,049 WINSTON: Hello, Jess? 263 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:05,018 * The future that we hold is so unclear... * 264 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,187 WINSTON: ...can hear me, listen to me now... Ow, ow, ow. 265 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,857 * Shining like stars and screaming... * 266 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,692 (coughing) Winston! 267 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,960 Winston, help! 268 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,163 * But then you disappear and make me wait... * 269 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,364 I need all units! Send all units! 270 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,331 (gasps) (bell rings) 271 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,870 JESS: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 272 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,071 Ow, ow, ow. 273 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,607 * Baby, baby, no, I can't escape... * 274 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,542 (Jess screams) 275 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,544 So this is how I die! 276 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,547 * The future that we hold is so unclear * (spits, mutters) 277 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,716 * But I'm not alive 278 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,550 (screams) * Reasons why... 279 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,051 (screams) 280 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,920 I'm not crazy! (Sam screams) * Save your advice... 281 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,560 (laughs) That was great. Just like I envisioned it. 282 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,061 Connie cut our soda line. 283 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,563 So we take a fish, 284 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,232 and we put it in the vents of her restaurant bar. 285 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,602 The whole place is gonna smell like a whale's ass. 286 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,169 Not just any fish either. 287 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,838 A branzino. You know... Freaking branzino. 288 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,506 She thinks she's hip and classy. 289 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,842 Wait till she tangles with the most highly regarded table fish 290 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,076 in all the world. 291 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,411 I was trying to cut a runaway olive, 292 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,746 and I cut the soda line. 293 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,382 (scoffs) Why? Why'd you...? 294 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,550 I-I didn't think you'd actually notice, 295 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,085 to be honest with you. 296 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,921 What are we going to do now? Deny, deny, deny. 297 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,555 There's no way she'll know it's us. 298 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,692 Oh, hey, guys. I just came by to return your fish. 299 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,694 I've never seen that fish before in my life. 300 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,763 Ooh, is that a branzino? 301 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,665 Whoever bought that fish has impeccable taste. 302 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,569 NICK: I mean, I guess they kind of look like... 303 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,872 Nah, that doesn't even... No, that's... Really? 304 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,473 Yeah, good luck finding those guys. 305 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,942 Of course it's us, you idiot. Why'd you admit it?! 306 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,143 SCHMIDT: We're right there! 307 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,577 We might as well be wearing name tags! 308 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,046 You're so stupid, man. You're so stupid, moron. 309 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,413 You're a bad guy to partner up in this stuff. 310 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,915 SCHMIDT: Give us a chance to, first, apologize 311 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,452 and, second, give you a little bit of context here. 312 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,288 You see, (chuckles) we thought that you attacked our bar. 313 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,591 Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? 314 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,894 And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you 315 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,129 for one of your numerous health code violations. 316 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,798 Some improvements definitely need to be made. 317 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,133 We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week. 318 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,802 We're not sure it was a fox. 319 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,471 Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room 320 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,607 that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog... 321 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,311 A word of advice: do not mess with me. 322 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,982 This past year has been the worst year of my life. 323 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,316 First, my cat died. 324 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,985 Then my husband left me for our neighbor, 325 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,987 and so I had to listen to them having sex 326 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,822 through our bedroom wall every single night. 327 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,492 And then he left my neighbor for my mother, 328 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,627 which is, like, a very long story 329 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,930 that I don't really want to get into. 330 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,932 Then my other cat died. 331 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,935 Then I ran over a dog while I was driving to the vet 332 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,470 with our dead cat on my lap. 333 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,811 You guys messed with my business... 334 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,345 now I'm gonna have to destroy you. 335 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,015 If I may... ask... 336 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:52,352 how and when you're planning on destroying us. 337 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,354 Any information would be... would be greatly appreciated. 338 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,356 Yeah, 'cause then we could prepare for it a little bit. 339 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,025 It's gonna be soon. 340 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,293 And when you least expect it. 341 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,294 That's something. 342 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,696 Thank... 343 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,798 You followed me into a car wash! 344 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,133 That is so not... 345 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,701 Okay, I have a... 346 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,036 What I want to say to you... 347 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,537 I have a lot of things I want to say to you. 348 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,205 I have a restraining order against you. 349 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,208 I'm not dangerous, and you don't need to be afraid of me. 350 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,109 Clearly. 351 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,381 Okay, (sighs) well, I guess, um... nice seeing you. 352 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,383 I'm gonna get to my next engagement. 353 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,385 Where are we, by the way? 354 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,355 I'll just check my little... my little thing. 355 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,524 It's actually not functioning. 356 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,560 (groaning) 357 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,895 Old gal got a little bit wet. 358 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,897 Eh, feed it to the birds. 359 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,065 (laughs) 360 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,066 (clank) 361 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,901 Oh! Oh... 362 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,772 That got me. 363 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,407 Yeah, that got me. 364 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,744 (breathing deeply): Oh, I'm just gonna rest for a second. 365 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,379 Get in the car. 366 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,380 Damn it. 367 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,347 Yeah, I get it. 368 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,916 It's too sad to watch. 369 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,250 * 370 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,386 Clear. 371 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,054 SCHMIDT: Clear. 372 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,056 There are no signs of foul play back here. 373 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,225 Also, I feel fantastic. 374 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,894 That's because you're very drunk, Cece. 375 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,428 You're supposed to be spitting them out. 376 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,763 How would she poison our booze anyway? 377 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,098 We've been here the entire time. 378 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,099 Who knows? 379 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,600 You saw how intense she was. 380 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,035 We're at a state of high alert. 381 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,403 And, frankly, I don't trust your coat. 382 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,271 It's too warm to wear a coat like that. 383 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,607 Unless you're hiding a fish. You hiding a fish? 384 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,809 All I got's a chicken. 385 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,110 Okay, don't trust you. 386 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,111 Out you go. 387 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,779 Thanks for coming in again, Eric. 388 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,247 (scoffs) This bar is outrageous. 389 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,116 I'm so sorry it's not like your favorite bar, Presh. 390 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,451 You know my favorite bar is Heshe's Tango in Phuket. 391 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,454 Their coconut mojitos literally gave me an orgasm. 392 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,622 I had to buy new pants. 393 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,257 (mimicking): "I love Presh. 394 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,627 Presh has napkins and... walnuts." 395 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,629 Is that meant to be me? 396 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,964 No, I'm doing a spot-on Winston. 397 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,598 Because I do not talk like that. 398 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,434 Do you even like the Griffin? What is the Gri...? 399 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,768 Are you kidding me? 400 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,303 It's... uh, the Griffin's our bar. 401 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,305 I knew that. He loves it! 402 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,974 What the hell are you talking about, you booze hound? 403 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,275 We lost her a long time ago. 404 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,478 Cece, honey, drink some water, okay? Nope. 405 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,480 Hey, man, do you know how hard I have worked 406 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,482 at this bar in the past year? 407 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,318 I've killed myself for this place. 408 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,154 A year ago, we were in a sinkhole. 409 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,156 We were in the red. 410 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,159 But now, because of me, because of my work, 411 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,294 we're in the white. What's "the white"? 412 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,463 The white. Breaking even. 413 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,431 Oh, we're breaking even? Yes, that's what I'm saying. 414 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,433 How wonderful. And let's just stop there. 415 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,103 Where will we invest our extra zero percent? 416 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,437 I know, how about in the toilet? 417 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,173 The same toilet that flushes upwards. 418 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,643 Wait! What if this... this was Connie's plan the entire time? 419 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:34,314 Okay, she knew we would be so paranoid 420 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,317 that we would drive all the customers out of the bar 421 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,186 and start fighting with each other. 422 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:43,523 Connie emptied this entire bar without lifting a finger. 423 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,194 Nick, you may not like her, but you must admit she is brilliant. 424 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,196 I don't have to admit that. 425 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,332 But I will say you've made something crystal clear. 426 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,001 I'm alone. 427 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,569 I'm all alone. Oh, here we go. 428 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,804 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna 429 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,873 handle this myself, all alone. 430 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,674 I'm gonna call a meeting of the families... 431 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,010 Oh, Lord. 432 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,012 ...a sit-down with all the businesses on the block, 433 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,580 and you are not invited. 434 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,548 Okay, fine. Shh. 435 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,218 Just take the rejection. 436 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,720 Hi. Oh, you guys open? 437 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,356 Yeah, yeah, we are. What can I get you to drink? 438 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,390 Ah, no, nothing. 439 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,391 I'm just here to see the "up" toilet. 440 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,526 Yeah, you are. 441 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,730 Look, I just want you to know, when you drop me off, 442 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,566 that's it-- I'm... not bothering you ever again. 443 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,435 Good. 444 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,872 I just want to say one thing... 445 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,908 Please stop talking. (horn blaring) 446 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,077 Oh! Geez! (Jess screaming) 447 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,279 (both screaming) 448 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,780 Aah! 449 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,449 (breathing deeply) 450 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,856 Get out. I'm calling you a car-- out! 451 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,192 Sam, you were right to take a restraining order against me 452 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,927 because, ever since I saw you again, 453 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,096 I can't stop thinking about you. 454 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,966 * 455 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,970 I'm not the girl you used to know. 456 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,437 I'm really together now. 457 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,473 I know I just went through a car wash, but... 458 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,943 * 459 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,611 I'm still very mad at you. 460 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,645 As you should be. 461 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,415 You taste like soap. 462 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,750 I feel like I'm on Grey's Anatomy in these scrubs. 463 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,986 I don't know what that means. Oh. 464 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,125 300 feet away from each other-- now! 465 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,960 No! We figured it out. 466 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,296 Jessica Day, take your hands off of this man. 467 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,999 Dr. Sam, friend face: good to see you. 468 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,801 Cop face: 300 feet away from her. 469 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,136 When did you become a cop, dude? 470 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,670 Oh, not too long ago. Congrats. 471 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,639 Thank you. I appreciate that. It's nothing, you know. 472 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,474 I get to do a lot of cool stuff on the job. 473 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,243 I once slid across the hood of a car. 474 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,344 I scratched it all up. 475 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,812 I didn't have to pay for it, you know. 476 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,946 'Cause I'm a cop, so... 477 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,814 (Winston laughs) 478 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:48,781 300 feet away. 479 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,854 I've gathered the families here today, 480 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:55,922 to end this terrible, terrible, unnecessary war. 481 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,923 So, thank you. 482 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,991 Connie and I 483 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:58,992 have had our battles, 484 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,460 but today we make our peace. 485 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,828 She's of the north. 486 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,030 She's the owner of Presh. 487 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,031 What is this? 488 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,032 I only came because you said 489 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,533 you were suing me for what I did, 490 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,834 which, by the way, was nothing. 491 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,935 I lied to ensure your presence. 492 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,936 Good Lord. 493 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,970 Over here, we have Peter Verrebian. 494 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,372 (muffled): Yes. 495 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,007 NICK: Enjoying the pasta. 496 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,642 He is also the owner of Produce-slash- 497 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,345 Cold Beer-slash-Ice. 498 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,647 Peter, I know that's what the sign above your market says. 499 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,015 Is that the name of your establishment? 500 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,184 Yes. Very creative. 501 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,853 Oh, and AnaLysa from AnaLysa's Nails wanted to be here, 502 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,021 but she couldn't find somebody 503 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,356 to cover her register. 504 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,324 And if you've ever gone in that place, it's messy. 505 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,659 Like, it's not a great... 506 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,695 establishment. 507 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,199 How did things get this far, everybody? 508 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,333 This is so weird. 509 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,701 Thank you for the spaghetti. 510 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,835 Wasn't that a nice thing to say? 511 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,737 I wish we were all so polite. 512 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,173 SCHMIDT: I'd like to say something. 513 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,408 I don't need you here, Schmidt. 514 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,078 Connie... 515 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,679 you know, Presh may have booths 516 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,013 made of reclaimed wood 517 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,016 and carefully curated artisanal flatware... 518 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,386 but this bar will have something 519 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,054 that your fancy place will never have. 520 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:01,921 What's that? 521 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,191 Nick Miller. 522 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,258 Oh. Well. 523 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,559 No, we'll never have that. 524 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,762 Of course I'm proud that this bar breaks even, 525 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,399 but I think that you can do better than that. 526 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,334 I didn't just invest in this bar, Nick. 527 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,735 I invested in you. 528 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,104 No, you didn't. 529 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,206 You don't have equity in me, and we're... 530 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,542 I get it. 531 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,379 Hey, Connie... 532 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,249 yours isn't the only bar on the block 533 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,285 that has valet, starting immediately. 534 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,588 (sniffling quietly) 535 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,691 We have valet, kiddo. 536 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,892 You got valet. 537 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,562 (voice breaking): You got valet. 538 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,764 This is beautiful. 539 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,467 The valet's yours. The valet's yours. 540 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,770 Um... are they in love? 541 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,072 Yes. Very much so. 542 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,907 Okay. Hey, guys, um... 543 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,876 let's just call a truce and end this. 544 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,945 If nothing else, so I can stop dealing with you. 545 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,613 I'll drink to that. You got it. 546 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,614 CONNIE (sighing deeply): Okay. 547 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,783 A toast? To us. Salud! 548 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,617 Okay. 549 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,455 This is good. This is really good. 550 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,989 Uh, yeah. My buddy Andy makes it in his basement. 551 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,791 I'm not allowed to say anything else about it, though. 552 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,092 Wow, I'm not kidding. 553 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,795 I think this is the best whiskey that I've ever had. 554 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,996 You want to go out with me sometime? 555 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,165 What? No. No. 556 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,466 No, no, no. Never. 557 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,301 Never. NICK: But the whole back and forth 558 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,969 with, like, the fish and getting mad at each other... 559 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,471 Never. Never. 560 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,606 When you came back and threw the fish down...? 561 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,640 Nothing...? 562 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,841 Where did you get there, 563 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,777 from "I like this whiskey" to...? 564 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,579 What the hell was that? You know what? Let it go. Let it go. 565 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,647 This was, this is my mistake. It was a misread... 566 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,782 I would sooner make love to Peter 567 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,150 and his mouthful of spaghetti. 568 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,186 (smacking): Pass. 569 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,788 Okay, Peter. 570 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,156 Cheers. 571 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,657 WINSTON: 298, 299... 572 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,092 Watch out for the lamp. 573 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,994 And that's 300, right there. Wait here. 574 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,463 I'm dropping the restraining order. This isn't necessary. 575 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,532 I'll determine what's necessary; I'm a cop. 576 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,201 Stop! There's no more restraining order. 577 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,835 And no more cop face. 578 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,337 Girl, this is my friend face. 579 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,105 Honestly, I can't tell the difference. 580 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,307 Well, there is no difference. 581 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,341 That's why I have to announce it. 582 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,510 And as your friend, Winston, 583 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,777 I just want to make sure that you two 584 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,845 have thought things through. 585 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,182 That you're not rushing into things, 586 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,183 you know? 587 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,884 You don't hurt each other again. 588 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,720 I'm thinking, maybe, as your friend, 589 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,890 maybe... you should be restraining yourselves. 590 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,397 Because of the restraining order? 591 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,699 Look, we've grown up a lot. 592 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,203 We've made mistakes and we've learned from them. 593 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,538 Jess, nobody takes out a restraining order 594 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,640 unless they think that they're in danger. 595 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,707 Winston's right. 596 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,908 What? 597 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,911 You're dangerous. 598 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,880 I mean, you're dangerous to me. 599 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,416 You want to know why I got the restraining order? 600 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,051 (inhales deeply) 601 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,053 'Cause I couldn't stop thinking about you either. 602 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,921 I didn't trust myself not to call you 603 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,557 and start this whole thing up again. 604 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,526 You know, you-you've changed, Jess, 605 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,429 and that's great, I just... I haven't. 606 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,897 And I'm still mad at you and... 607 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,066 that's gonna take some time. 608 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,169 I think the, uh, best, smartest thing for us to do 609 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,104 is to just... (inhales) 610 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,773 say good-bye. 611 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,409 (sighs heavily) 612 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,411 What does Selena Gomez always say? 613 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,613 "Take your things and go..." 614 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,249 The lyric is, "Take away your things and go." 615 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,750 "Take your things away and go... 616 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,586 "Take away your things and go..." 617 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,753 "Take away your things and go." 618 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,054 Yeah. Yes. 619 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,924 Good-bye, Jess. 620 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,293 Good-bye, Sam. 621 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,896 That's enough. 622 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,103 WINSTON: Wow. 623 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,405 Powerful stuff. (wry chuckle) 624 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,707 But I think we both know that it was for the best. 625 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,708 (door shuts) 626 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,775 Now, if you'll excuse me, 627 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,943 I've been dealing with this all day 628 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,045 and I got some chores to get done. 629 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,081 Cat box to clean, juice to popsicle-ize... 630 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,852 * 631 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,292 Sam! 632 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,993 Sam, wait! Wait! 633 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,095 Sam! Sam! Hi. 634 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,831 Look, I want to say I lied. 635 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,734 I said that I've grown up; I don't know that I have. 636 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,268 I just said that 'cause it sounded good. 637 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,337 Get in. 638 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:16,075 * And now I see that you're... 639 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,143 Oh, are we crazy? 640 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,110 Yes! 641 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,111 * Now I see... 642 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,113 Oh. Ow! Sorry. Ow. Yeah, yeah. 643 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,682 No. Sorry. No. Sorry. Let me get this through the steering wheel here. 644 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,783 Kiss my neck while I get the steering wheel. 645 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,984 (horns honking) Over there. 646 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,653 Aah! (Jess laughs) WOMAN: Hello! 647 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,987 Quite a bit of traffic 648 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,155 building up back there. MAN: Beep-beep! Come on! 649 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,823 They can wait. (horns honking) 650 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,158 MAN 2: Hurry up! Let's go! WOMAN: Get a room! 651 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,493 Actually, I... I really feel bad for them. 652 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,694 They're all... they have to get somewhere, too. 653 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,962 They're getting a bit angry. 654 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,530 JESS: Yeah, okay. Let's go to your place. 655 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,967 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH