1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,971 I need your advice on these wedding invites. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,373 I like calligraphy option number two; 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,574 it looks like a Bone Thugs album. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,310 This looks like an ad for a bong company. 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,644 I like option one better. 6 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:11,645 WINSTON: You know what would be nice? 7 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,913 A wedding invitation 8 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,248 engraved on a plate. 9 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,050 (chuckling) 10 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:18,819 What a magical wedding that would be. 11 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,887 You two are imbeciles. 12 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,755 Anybody with taste and sophistication 13 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,325 would always choose option number two. 14 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,693 NICK: Are you okay? 15 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:26,760 You look gray. 16 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,196 I didn't sleep. 17 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,930 I was up preparing for an epic day of wedding decisions. 18 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:30,931 I'm calling it D-Day. 19 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,433 Of course, in this situation, 20 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,268 the "D" stands for "decisions," 21 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,936 and unlike the other D-Day, 22 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,571 it will not be a walk on the beach. 23 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,772 That's incredibly offensive. 24 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:39,773 I know. (door closes) 25 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:40,774 (shrieks) 26 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:41,909 Do you guys remember 27 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,244 that audition I had for gas station TV? 28 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,745 Well, 29 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,047 the girl they hired went missing 30 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,617 and they need me to fill in! Yeah! What? 31 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,951 Oh! JESS: Oh, my God, we're gonna be friends 32 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,553 with a gas celebrity! 33 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,554 That's right! 34 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,356 But it is today, 35 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,591 and I know you need my help with the wedding stuff... 36 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,260 Cece, what are you talking about? Are you crazy? 37 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,461 You have to go to this. 38 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,462 I can do it all by my... 39 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:02,596 by myself. 40 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:05,633 Are you okay? 41 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,668 (yawns) 42 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,305 Wow, your mouth has been open forever. 43 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,775 Okay, this is crazy. I'm just gonna stay home. 44 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,544 No, Cece, you have to go, please. It's... it's... 45 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,811 Okay. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. 46 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,046 I can help with wedding stuff. 47 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,281 Just lighten the load a little bit. 48 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,649 Sometimes I think 49 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,784 I was bred in a lab to help people. 50 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,286 You know what else they bred in the lab? 51 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,754 Pugs. 52 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,390 Thank you, Jess. That would be great. 53 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,624 Uh, no, Cece. 54 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:31,959 I don't have time to bring her up to speed. 55 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,594 Throwing her into the fray now 56 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,163 would be like putting a baby on a treadmill. 57 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,664 She would... just shoot off. 58 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,466 Baby, you're just being protective of the wedding, okay? 59 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,900 Jess is just gonna help. 60 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,569 She's not gonna take over. 61 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,003 Mmm... 62 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,805 Jess... 63 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,141 Mmm... 64 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,143 mm... mm... mmm. 65 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:49,977 What's happening here? 66 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,312 Fine. 67 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,012 Who's excited? 68 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,013 There we go. 69 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,582 Ooh, FYI, you may have to wrestle 70 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,650 a rectal nutrient into him. 71 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,319 Wait, what? You're right. Not your job. 72 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,853 I've done it before. 73 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,655 I mean, I didn't like it, but... 74 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,690 I did it. 75 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,992 Am I proud of it? No. 76 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,126 Did I do it? Yes. 77 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,028 Have I done it again since? No. 78 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,063 * 79 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,635 There's tons to do today, so we're going to have to split up. 80 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,537 I have to be here for a tux fitting 81 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,506 and a meeting with a napkin ring genius. 82 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,507 Gonna be fine. 83 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,542 There's chairs to be picked and... 84 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,144 (yawns) 85 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,180 ...cakes to be tasted. 86 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,016 Schmidt? Are you asleep? 87 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,684 What?! 88 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,853 No, I'm not sleeping, of course I'm not sleeping! 89 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,889 Just tons... too much to do today to sleep. 90 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,225 Jess... 91 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,727 this is the most important thing that I own. 92 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,329 It is the wedding flash drive. 93 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,130 Everything that you need to know is on this. 94 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,131 It's color-coded. 95 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,098 Ooh, color-coded. Gimme. 96 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,502 Please do not reach for it 97 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,037 like you're Winston reaching for someone's breast. 98 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,206 Treat it with respect. 99 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,907 I will, and I just want to say 100 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,643 I'm honored you're trusting me. 101 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,644 Oh, I'm not. 102 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,346 SCHMIDT: Everything I see is terrible. 103 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,547 Pan left. 104 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,049 JESS: This one's nice. 105 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,218 Comfortable, but not too comfortable. 106 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,220 We want people to dance. Folding chairs? 107 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,322 Jess, if I wanted my wedding to be an AA meeting, 108 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,757 I would've called my Aunt Terry. 109 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,759 I don't think you want to marry this guy. 110 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,394 Who is that? 111 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,063 (Nick taps rhythmically on bar) 112 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,998 * 113 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,933 Oh, finally. 114 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,402 Winston, 115 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,570 where have you been? 116 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,671 I've been waiting an hour. 117 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,573 Work was crazy, okay? 118 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,040 I busted a poker room, 119 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,776 which was a front for a crack house, 120 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,844 which was a front for a brothel. 121 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,513 It was a crime turducken. 122 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,582 This is the third time you've stood me up. 123 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,950 Meat lunch is our oldest and proudest tradition. 124 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,420 Let's do this every year for the rest of our lives. 125 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,422 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 126 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,523 Let's eat. 127 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,425 I can't. I had an hour, I gotta go back to work. 128 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,059 I mean... 129 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,561 You know, it's a... it's a bar 130 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,763 in the middle of the day. Like, who's there? 131 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,432 Why are they there? Why do you need to be there? 132 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,966 'Cause it's my job. 133 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,067 It runs itself. 134 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,569 It's basically a big-ass fridge. 135 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,970 I'm a bartender and owner. 136 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,539 You know how many balls I have to juggle now? 137 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,973 Man, those are baby balls. 138 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,442 Hmm. I'm a cop. 139 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,977 I spend my day working the city's balls. 140 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,746 Listen to yourself. Those balls are big. 141 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,947 Listen to yourself. 142 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,582 I'm listening to myself, Nick. 143 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,451 Your balls, in comparison to my balls, 144 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,286 that you have to deal with, that I have to handle... 145 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,423 If you think your job is so much harder than my job, 146 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,791 then why don't you come see for yourself? 147 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,460 Unless, of course, you're scared. 148 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,561 Scared? Scared. 149 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,462 I'm a cop. 150 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,196 I run a bar. 151 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,000 Welcome to the nerve center. 152 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,836 Over here, you've got accounts payable-- 153 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,771 bills, to the layperson-- 154 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,073 and over here is the schedule. 155 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,642 It's a numbers game, really. 156 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,477 Who works when and why, 157 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,145 square pegs, round holes, 158 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,480 every man is a mystery... 159 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,614 That's great, Nick. 160 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:41,982 Um, I'm a cop. 161 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,150 (laughs) 162 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,018 (knocking at door) Come in! 163 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:47,488 Hey, Nick, what's the schedule for the weekend? 164 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,656 NICK: Oh, great, everybody's here. 165 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,157 Why don't you ask my friend Winston? 166 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,325 He'll be handling all questions. 167 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,160 Yeah, that's easy. 168 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,163 JESS: All right. 169 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,164 I'm ready to taste cakes. 170 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,332 Okay, great. 171 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,167 This is gonna be fun. I'm sorry, fun? 172 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,202 Baking scones with Winston is fun. 173 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,203 This is serious, Jess. 174 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,805 Mmm! 175 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,173 Soft and sweet. 176 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,175 What a relief it's not hard and salty. 177 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,176 How is the nose? 178 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,044 Does it have a clean finish, 179 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,312 or would you say it's a long cake? 180 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,982 Describe the cake's legs in terms of mouth feel. 181 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,517 Bro, I spent two hours at the chair place. 182 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,885 You picked nothing. 183 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,520 You negotiated with the florist 184 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,054 until all three of us were crying. 185 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,324 Let's start again and put the camera close to the frosting. 186 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,859 And for God's sakes, please, 187 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,895 be mindful of your friggin' shadow. 188 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,197 No. I'm stopping this. 189 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,532 You're stop-- you're stopping what? 190 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,666 J-Jess? 191 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,368 What are... what are you doing? 192 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,536 Why am I looking at a fountain now? 193 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:36,537 What... 194 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,906 What a relaxing water feature. 195 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,675 * Oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 196 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,377 * My body's saying let's go 197 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,913 * Oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 198 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,815 Are they playing Christina there? 199 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,049 * But my heart's saying no 200 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,084 * If you want to be me with me 201 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:55,556 * Baby, there's a price to pay 202 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,258 * I'm a genie in a bottle 203 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,829 * You gotta rub me the right way * 204 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,263 * If you want to be with me... 205 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:08,936 Hey, gal pal, how's it going? 206 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,237 Great! It's exactly like modeling, 207 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,573 except for it's less cold and I get to talk. 208 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,907 How's Schmidt? 209 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,443 He's not stress-eating paper towels again, is he? 210 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,577 No, everything's fine. 211 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,511 I'm supposed to see 212 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,579 a beverage guy, 213 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,847 but I can't find his address. 214 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,915 Seriously? I can come back and help. 215 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:22,916 No! It's fine. 216 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:23,917 It's just... 217 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,052 Schmidt has this color-coded system, 218 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,720 and I can't figure out which one. 219 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,955 Do you know which one beverages would be? 220 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,957 I don't know. Blue? 221 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,125 You're a genius. I found it. 222 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,461 Okay, I gotta go learn Spanish. 223 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,295 (laughing): I told him that I know it. 224 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,630 Oh. 225 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,231 Good luck. 226 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,068 Gavin, wine sales, Calabasas. 227 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,903 * 228 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,542 I didn't do it! 229 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,143 I'm lying. 230 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,445 I obviously did it. 231 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,613 Don't worry. 232 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,549 We just put those there for people to break. 233 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,985 Really? No, they were very expensive. 234 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,319 But I own the place, 235 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,988 so why don't we say this one broke, too? 236 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,491 I'm Gavin. 237 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,125 Let's try this one. 238 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,460 Tempting, but my friends are getting married. 239 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,961 I'm kind of on a deadline. 240 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:11,164 And also I prefer my wine sparkling, pink and under $11. 241 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,365 (gasps) 242 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,804 Just taste it. 243 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,106 Okay, one glass. 244 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,942 Javier, you take the early shift 245 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,977 on... Saturday. 246 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:24,945 Ugh. Come on, listen, 247 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,947 I got to do what I got to do, you know? 248 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,949 Uh, Gina, wait to induce 249 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:32,285 until Sunday... afternoon. 250 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,487 Gina, don't you have something on Sunday? 251 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,188 My husband has his fantasy baseball league. 252 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,124 He won't attend the birth if it doesn't happen. 253 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,926 That's not the man you should be with, I'm sorry. 254 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:39,927 All right, where do you want these? 255 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,529 Winston, where do we want these? 256 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,796 Where do we want...? Winston? No, dude. 257 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,931 I don't know you like that, man. 258 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,132 Put 'em where the beer goes. 259 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,466 Come on, man, I got eight more deliveries. 260 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,835 Look, I don't like the early shift. 261 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,504 (disgruntled chattering) Mercy? 262 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,306 Yes! Yes, yes, man. That's what I thought. 263 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,642 Cheese, the keg's gonna go where it always goes, 264 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,809 right behind the bar. 265 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,810 Guys, the schedule. 266 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,478 Oh, that's perfect. Thanks. That works? 267 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,680 Back to work, everybody. Good stuff. 268 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,148 WINSTON: Listen, I get it. 269 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,482 This is confusing and everything, 270 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,952 and I can't just walk in off the street 271 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,954 and do your job instantaneously. 272 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,988 But come on. 273 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,156 Let's be real. 274 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,491 It's still not harder than being a cop. 275 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,694 Then prove it. Oh, I'll prove it. 276 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,997 Look, I know I told you to prove it, 277 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,331 but I got to get back to the bar. 278 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,000 I just got a text from Javier that said, 279 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,335 "fire extinguisher" question mark. 280 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,337 Well, all I got to say is, buckle up, Miller. 281 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,339 It's about to be a bumpy ride. 282 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,009 (chuckles) 283 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,678 (whispering): Uh, where... where are my sunglasses? 284 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,012 How the hell should I know? 285 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,014 I specifically asked you to keep track of my sunglasses. 286 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,016 And I told you I'm not your freaking mother. 287 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,686 Okay, you know what, calm down, I'll just squint then. 288 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,187 Do what you got to do, man. 289 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,189 Is this how all partners talk to each other? 290 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,191 (laughing): Welcome to hell, Miller. 291 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,160 I'm no good at normal life, 292 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,197 but when I'm in the ocean and drinking wine... 293 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,200 ...or spending time with a beautiful stranger... 294 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,035 (giggles) 295 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,737 ...that's when I, uh, truly feel like myself. 296 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,738 Mmm. 297 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,606 Mm-hmm. 298 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,209 How do you feel about a little manchego? 299 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,913 I feel very good about it. 300 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,615 We're not animals. 301 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,249 (chuckles) Or maybe we are. 302 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,551 (both laugh) 303 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,921 Have you ever...? 304 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:14,922 Hmm? 305 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,757 (both laugh) 306 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,626 I have too much manchego. 307 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,860 Happens to the best of us. 308 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,530 Have you ever had your eyebrows combed 309 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,833 by a woman you just met? 310 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,772 Yes. 311 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,306 * 312 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,409 (door opens) 313 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,479 Ah. 314 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,115 Jess, thank you. 315 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,451 You know, I haven't had two hours of uninterrupted sleep 316 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:47,721 since a month ago when Cece made me watch An Inconvenient Truth. 317 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,657 Everything's under control. The bakery's sending over 318 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,125 three cakes for you to try. Okay. 319 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,328 And Gavin from the winery in Calabasas gave me a great deal. 320 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,433 Uh, you met Gavin in Calabasas? 321 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,736 I didn't just meet him, we kissed a little. 322 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,404 (shrieking) 323 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,438 No! 324 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,741 Ugh! 325 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,109 Schmidt, what happened? What's wrong? 326 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,480 (whispering): You just made out with my dad. 327 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,184 (shrieking) 328 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,691 * 329 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,096 Schmidt. 330 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,131 (shushing) 331 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,103 Can I just say one thing? 332 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,105 (shushing) 333 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,006 (door opens) 334 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,008 Hey, guys. 335 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,943 So, how did it go today? 336 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,945 Good. 337 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,281 We got a lot accomplished. 338 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,150 But, um... 339 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,019 how do I say this? Um... 340 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,387 I made out with Schmidt's dad. 341 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,525 You did what? 342 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,330 She lulled me to sleep and then went rogue. 343 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,198 You did what? If your files had been clearly marked, 344 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,867 none of this would be happening. 345 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,135 You need better labels. 346 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,302 SCHMIDT: Everything is perfectly clear. 347 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,972 Chairs are color-coded under chartreuse, 348 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,307 because it sounds like "chair truths." 349 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,543 Salmon mongers are filed under fuchsia, 350 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,046 because I "re-fuchsia" to serve salmon at this wedding. 351 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,715 The groomsmen tuxes are under magenta, 352 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,218 because "ma-gentlemen" will be wearing the dope tuxes. 353 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,888 Is he a good kisser? Don't ask that, plea... And don't you answer it. 354 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,557 (stammers) It's withdrawn. I'm just freaking out right now. 355 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,060 Okay, why don't we take this horrible, 356 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,996 horrible, gross mistake into something positive? 357 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,564 What if this is a sign 358 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,734 that maybe you should reach out and talk to your dad again? 359 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,735 Why? 360 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,236 Why would I talk to my dad? 361 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,906 He left my mom and basically missed my entire childhood. 362 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,240 And every time I did invite him to something, 363 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,542 he never showed up: middle school graduation, 364 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,211 high school graduation, 365 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,880 when I played the titular role 366 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,748 in a stage adaptation of Uncle Buck. 367 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,016 Well, he's taken up surfing now. 368 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,684 Oh, he's taken up surfing? How nice. 369 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,120 A middle-aged man who surfs and French-kisses his customers. 370 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,554 What a hero. 371 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,824 Why did you have his number in the wedding drive at all? 372 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,196 Because I was maybe... 373 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,531 warming up to the idea of inviting him, 374 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,200 but now that the nightmare 375 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,535 called "this afternoon" has happened, 376 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,872 I can very well see that I'm not ready. 377 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,209 So I'm sorry, Jess, but there will be no papa nah-nah 378 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,911 at the wedding for you. 379 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,545 I'm sorry! He was feeding me cheese, and I... 380 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,214 I d... Ugh. Please stop. 381 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,882 Please. So many details. Please. 382 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,550 And-and God for... if you... Just... 383 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,220 if the words "he unbuttoned my" comes out of your mouth, 384 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,788 I'm gonna freak out! 385 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,457 Oh, thank God, Winston. 386 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,427 You're saving the city from a palm frond. 387 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,562 Los Angeles can sleep soundly tonight, everybody. 388 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,397 All right, it was a slow-ass day. 389 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,299 Aly, will you tell him it's a slow-ass day? 390 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,236 No, I'm not getting involved in this. 391 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,139 I'm not gonna be the yardstick in a penis measuring contest. 392 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,074 Did you say "yard"? Wow, who are you dating? 393 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,308 Tape measure, fine. 394 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,776 Okay, look, this has been great, 395 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,311 uh, but I got to get back to the bar. 396 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,646 DISPATCHER: 7-8-6-3. 397 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,449 Possible 4-5-9 at 2-7-3 Elm Cross and Fairbanks. 398 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,117 Hell yes. 399 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,953 4-2-4 responding. Over. 400 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,120 Bar boy, get in. 401 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,788 Aly, let's lock and load. 402 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,657 Is your gun not loaded? 403 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,860 You have to load your gun, Winston. 404 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,681 (knocking on door) 405 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,682 Oh, no. 406 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,685 Schmidt, um, that's your dad. 407 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,453 BOTH: What? 408 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,122 What-what is my dad doing at our front door? 409 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,690 He thinks we're going on a date. 410 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,125 Why would he think that, Jess? 411 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,194 Because I said, "Let's go on a date." 412 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,862 I'll get rid of him. Go to your room and close the door. 413 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,864 Do not tell me what to do; you are not my mom. 414 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,365 (gasps) Oh, that's disgusting. 415 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,034 Just go. Go. 416 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,035 Wait. Wait, wait. 417 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,203 I don't trust you. 418 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,871 * 419 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,372 Hey, Gavin! 420 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,879 (tires screech) 421 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,547 NICK: I know what this is. 422 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,082 I'm not falling for it. 423 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,718 You don't have to stage a crime to make your job look hard. 424 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,720 Stay here. Make yourself as small a target as possible. 425 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,854 I'll just be here 426 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,224 napping out of boredom. 427 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,926 WINSTON (on radio): I see signs of forced entry. 428 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,261 Wait, wait, wait, wait! I got movement! 429 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,230 I'm shaking in my boots! 430 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,697 Oh, yeah, right, he's ru-- No! 431 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,698 ALY: Halt! Police! 432 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,068 (shouting) 433 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,737 (screaming) 434 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,572 Aah! 435 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,208 No! Get away! Get out! 436 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,243 (Taser buzzing, man screaming) 437 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,078 Okay, I get it! 438 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,579 Your job is way harder than mine! 439 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,248 Just make the bad man go away! 440 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,250 What? Put the gun down! 441 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,418 Yeah, my job is much harder! (screams) 442 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,587 We're gonna make him go away! (Nick shouting) 443 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,557 Can't stand to see Nick like this, you know. 444 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,259 At least now, he understands being a cop 445 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,594 is much harder than being a bartender. 446 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,763 We all got to learn that lesson sometime. 447 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,132 Idiot, he doesn't think his job is harder. 448 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,267 He just wants you to see 449 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,935 that he's grown and changed 450 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971 and whatever else stupid stuff people care about. 451 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,305 Oh. 452 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,240 (quiet laugh) 453 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,443 Why are you looking at me like that? 454 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,911 No, no, I... (stammers) 455 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,947 That's why I need my damn sunglasses, man! 456 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,248 You shouldn't have them 457 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,284 if you can't keep track of them, Winston. 458 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,785 Come on, yeah. 459 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,453 No! No! Hey, scoot over. 460 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,621 No, not in here! Not in here, no! No! 461 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,789 You have the right to remain silent. No! No! 462 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,493 GAVIN: What are you doing with a video camera on your head? 463 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,794 He is handsome. 464 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,962 JESS: That's a good question. Oh, hey, look. 465 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,597 That's-that's good news for you, okay. 466 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,999 It's for work. I still hate him. 467 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,001 They want to make sure that we don't teach evolution. 468 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,135 I'm an educator, so... 469 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,169 Oh, you told me. 470 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,304 I believe you had me pressed up 471 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,838 against a cask of Merlot at the time. 472 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,441 (groans) He's a bottom? 473 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,276 You want to give me the tour? 474 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,945 Or should we just crack this open and make out? 475 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,480 What a line. 476 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,682 Who is this clown? 477 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,352 Bottle opener in here? Well... oh. 478 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,521 Oh, actually, 479 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,490 um, change of plans-- I can't go on a date tonight, 480 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,260 because I have to have dinner with one of my friends' fathers, 481 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,461 coincidentally. 482 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,296 No pressure. 483 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,798 It's just that I had a lot of fun today. 484 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,467 And, uh, 485 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,536 I'd like to see you again. 486 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,174 (shouts) 487 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,508 What was that? Oh. 488 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,844 Gunshots-- the neighborhood's in a real slide. 489 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,382 This is my son's name. 490 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,516 7 billion people. 491 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,352 There's got to be some overlap. 492 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,853 We'd better get you back to Calabasas, mister. 493 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,854 Wait a minute. 'Cause... 494 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,056 This is my son! 495 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,857 Oh, my God, do you know my son? 496 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,525 Kind of. 497 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,361 Does he live here? Uh... 498 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,529 Is he here right now? 499 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,865 I didn't know you were Schmidt's dad when we kissed. 500 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,867 And you didn't know I was his roommate. 501 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,370 And those are facts that will haunt us forever. 502 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,904 (chuckles) 503 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,673 But I can't let you go in there. 504 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,808 Because... he's not ready to see you. 505 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,378 And for once today, I... Okay. 506 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,346 I want to respect his wishes. 507 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,215 I get it. 508 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,250 Um, wait, wait, wait, wait. 509 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,551 No, I'll go. Wait, wait. 510 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,686 What? 511 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,188 He's in there. 512 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,025 Shh. 513 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,260 She told him. 514 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,032 Son? 515 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,867 Babe, I think you should watch. I don't... 516 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,069 Son. You should watch. 517 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,704 I know you're mad. I get it. 518 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,072 Do you want me to take this off? 519 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,707 I didn't do a good job being your father. 520 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,008 You're in a zone. I'm just gonna sit tight. 521 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,276 And now you're getting married. 522 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,777 I get it. 523 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,413 I wouldn't have invited me, either. 524 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,580 I've missed a lot. 525 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,449 I'm sorry. 526 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,884 In my defense, 527 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,386 I was stoned for most of the '90s. 528 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,754 And the 2000s. 529 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,124 Full disclosure-- I was stoned this morning. 530 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,058 I like weed. 531 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,794 But the point is, 532 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,931 if you can forgive me even a little, 533 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,200 I'd love to have a drink with you. 534 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,103 And meet the man that you've become. 535 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,609 Come on. 536 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,618 Gavin. 537 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,987 That's okay-- Gavin, not Dad. 538 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:08,788 That's just where I'm at right now. 539 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,157 Understood. 540 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,725 I'm grateful you're calling me anything at all. 541 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,162 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 542 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,131 And I know that it might not seem genuine, 543 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,899 because the only reason I came here today 544 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,169 was to do stuff with your roommate. 545 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,637 (groans) But in the past ten years, 546 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,939 I must've picked up that phone to call you and apologize 547 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:30,477 a hundred times. 548 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,346 I really am sorry. 549 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,985 Gavin, this is my fiancée Cece. 550 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,689 She is the reason that I am the man that I am today. 551 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,257 It's wonderful to meet you, Cece. 552 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,992 I'm the terrible father. 553 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,660 Thank you. 554 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,995 Because whatever you did 555 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,330 or didn't do, 556 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,132 Schmidt turned out amazing. 557 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,506 All right. 558 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,174 I'm gonna head out. 559 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,043 I'm sure it will be a beautiful wedding. 560 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,481 I wasn't very good at being married. 561 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,651 But thankfully you seem like you're nothing like me. 562 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,658 For what it's worth, 563 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,828 I like the second option. 564 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,830 Timeless. 565 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,567 I agree. 566 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,738 Good-bye. 567 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,544 Okay, wa-- uh... (clears his throat) 568 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,579 Wait, uh... 569 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,015 Here, that's for you. 570 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,221 Let's see if you can show up this time. 571 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,257 I hope that you do. 572 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,861 Thank you. 573 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,896 There's no plus one, so don't even ask. 574 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,265 I'll be there. 575 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,002 (sighs) 576 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,872 Back to square one on the seating chart. 577 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,408 Oh! 578 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,743 Sorry, I'm a little bit jumpy. 579 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,245 God, they should really make 580 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,714 a TV show based off what you guys do. 581 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,083 You know, I've been telling that to Aly since forever! 582 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,251 It'd be a great idea. 583 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,586 Hello, Hollywood! 584 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,287 It's a big show! 585 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,288 Yeah, it's a hit. 586 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,423 I want to apologize. 587 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,593 I'm sorry that I thought my job was harder than yours. 588 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,428 It's not. I'm just making schedules 589 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,062 and buying beer. 590 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,531 Look, man. (chuckles) 591 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,766 The whole thing has been pretty idiotic. 592 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,403 You know, uh, my job is harder than yours. 593 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,904 Yes, that's a fact. We all know it. 594 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,939 But I got to say, man, this is first time 595 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,074 I've seen you really care about your job. 596 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,777 (chuckles) You're killing it. 597 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,946 It means a lot to me that you said that. 598 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,815 So thank you. Yeah, yeah. 599 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,451 So, look, I got... I got us burgers. 600 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,652 Oh! You know, 601 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,587 I figured we're both too busy for steak. 602 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,290 (both laugh) The tradition! 603 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,959 Nick, I need a drink. 604 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,629 It'd better be green, sweet and in a fun glass. 605 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,730 Schmidt, are you okay? 606 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,632 I mean, you look a little freaked... 607 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,233 Oh... oh-oh, Cece! 608 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,301 Cece's pregnant! 609 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,469 No. Ow. 610 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,471 Jess made out with Schmidt's dad. 611 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,772 Oh, my God! 612 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,342 So many emotions. 613 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,810 * Got an old hound dog 614 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,847 * Bobby Joe is his name 615 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,317 * Got an old hound dog... 616 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,818 Well, I mean, did you like it? 617 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,287 Don't answer that. Ew, it was Schmidt's dad. 618 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,823 You're not answering the question. No, she's not answering the question. 619 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,659 Sweetie, you don't have to say anything. 620 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,028 I liked it a little bit. 621 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,031 (guys groaning, clamoring) Dude. 622 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,033 Captioned by The Media Access Group at WGBH