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Well, that one diner has
the best bacon. So I don't know.
Great bacon.

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Ugh, come on, guys. Please, God,
we're entering minute 20

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of the great brunch debate.
The other diner

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does have that
special fruit cup.

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Other diner.
Fruit cup. Let's go.
However,

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when I think about
it, huge crowd

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looking for that
special fruit cup.
Smart.

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So now we got to think
line versus bacon.
Please, I am starving.

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Make a decision. Oh, hi.

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Do you guys want to
join us? We are going

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for brunch in seven days.

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Hybrid meals are
for people who are too lazy

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to wake up
for a proper breakfast.

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Besides, we're looking
for a wedding venue today.

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Good luck with these two,
because if they get

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really hungry, then
all bets are off.
Curveball--

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maybe we roast a turkey.
Have either
of you ever made

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a decision in your lives?

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I make decisions
all the time.
Disrespectful.

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What's the last decision
that you made?
First of all,

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you got to make a decision
if you gonna make a decision.

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You know what I mean?
(whistles, mimics explosion)

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Of course we make decisions.
How do you think

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I'm wearing clothes
right now?

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I laid those out
for you, Nick.

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But I decided to let you.
This is

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your whole problem. Imagine
how much better your life

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would be if you could just make
a decision.
She's just mad

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because she had a bunch
of dumb brunch ideas,

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you damn fool. (laughs)
(laughs)

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Okay. Uh, well, what about this?
I will sleep

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with one of you tonight
if you can just decide who.

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*

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Are you... are you serious?
I mean,

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we're talking about
a one-time thing and you can't

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get weird afterwards,
but, yeah, I'm...

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down for, like,
a fun half hour.

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And you would
be there?
Yes.

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You would
physically be there?

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Yes.

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Can it... be nice?

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Well, that's on you.
Let me know by 9:00.

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What if we die before then?
There's not much I
can do about that.

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Okay, you know what, you know
what, we'll discuss this

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amongst ourselves.
I mean, uh,

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nobody wants to see
how the sausage is made,

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am I right?
No, they don't.
To the sausage factory.

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What?
That's not what I meant.

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Yeah. Let's go.
All right.

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Thank you for the opportunity.
Good luck

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with your decision.
(door closes)

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At what cost?

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One sexual barracuda
to another,

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I see what you're doing.

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You're doing it
for the story.

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You want to see
how deep the abyss goes.

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You want to look that monster
straight into the eye.

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Maybe it's so bad
that it's good.

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But it's not good.
It's b... it's bad.

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CECE:
Okay, honey, calm down.

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She's not actually gonna do it.
No,

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I'm trying to teach them
a lesson.

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This isn't an '80s
summer camp movie.

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I'm not gonna sleep
with somebody based on a bet.

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I'm just... I was
just kind of playing along

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with the whole thing
just in case they were
listening at the door.

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Something
about "summer camp moogie."

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"Summer camp moogie."

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No, no, no. I got nothing.

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This isn't real, right?

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It can't be.
(laughs)

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I mean...
I mean, it can't be.

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Why would it be?
But on the off chance
that it is,

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we need to take this
extremely seriously.

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You're absolutely right. Okay,
okay. Well, what do you suggest?

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(sputters)
We do a gentlemen's debate.

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A gentlemen's debate.
We calmly discuss
who merits this opportunity

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and we come to a decision based
off respect and politeness.

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I agree. So...

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please proceed, sir.

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Thank you, sir.

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You're welcome, sir.

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(chuckling)

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Okay.

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The gentleman knows that I have
a monster crush on Reagan.

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But because this is such
a powerful argument

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in my favor, I politely take it
off the table.

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In that case,
the gentleman politely...

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thanks you.

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Hmm. The gentleman was sure
that the other gentleman

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would not be such a jerk

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and let his friend's
dreams come true.

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Perhaps I'm not dealing
with a gentleman at all.

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Perhaps I'm dealing
with a dingus.

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Did you call me a dingus?
You're acting like a dingus.

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How can I be a dingus when
you're the damn dingus?

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You're the dingus. You're the
d... you're-you're... you are...

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Oh. Hey.
Hey.
Looking forward

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to sex later.
Well, that makes
three of...

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That makes two of us.
Well, get ready

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for the skin circus,
you little peanut.

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Okay.
Whoa.

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I was put
in an awkward situation,

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and I reacted poorly.
Oh, whoa.

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Everything rides
on this decision.

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You know, the venue is the axle
of the wedding chariot.

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I know that you have
dreamed about this day

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since you were a little boy,
but we are paying for this out

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of our own pocket, okay?
So we cannot get carried away.

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Okay.

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MAN: Yeah.
(door opens)

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MAN: Oh, I see...
Okay, this could work.

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(instrument crackling)

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(crackling continues)
Yeah... Huh?

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(grunts)

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Oh, my God. No.
Oh!

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Some tea lights

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and flowers and this place
could be nice.

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It's like a Mumford & Sons
music video, yeah?

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Is there hay in here?

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We're looking for

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the vacant warehouse
for the wedding venue?

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Vacant warehouse?
They're closing us down.

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We're all getting fired.

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Grab what you can!
Hey, you guys,
kind of not cool.

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You were supposed to text me
before you got here. Okay.

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Can everyone just
take a seat, please?

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Can you just stop? Take...
(woman whimpering)

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Hey, you...

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NICK: Me owe you?
You ditched me

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when we were supposed
to run away from home together.

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I built that raft for nothing!

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We could do this all day, but
I have actual feelings for her.

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I thought you said feelings
were off the table.
Well, I'm putting 'em back

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on the table.
I'm gonna settle this
right here, right now.

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Do it.
Cindy...

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No.

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...De La Garza.

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Oh.
Huh, so look at me.

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Look at me.
Let it affect you.

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You knew I had a crush
on Cindy De La Garza,

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and you Frenched her anyway.
(gasps)

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Frenching! They're Frenching!
They're Fren...

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Hey, chaperone!

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They're Frenching!
Aah!

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I had dibs on her
since the fifth grade, dude!

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If I could un-French her,
I would.
You owe me this.

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I knew that French
was gonna haunt me.

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You called dibs...
and I screwed up.

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What you gonna say?
What you gonna say?
It's you.

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Oh, yes. Man, that girl
better get ready

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for some kind,
attentive lovemaking. Oh.

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Hey, uh, have you guys seen
my purple sweater?

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Uh, no. And, by the way,
we've made our decision.

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Wow. That was fast.
You have until 9:00.

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We don't need it.

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You'll be having Winston.

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That's me. I'm Winston.
Great.
Don't eat

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for two hours before. I'm
really looking forward to it.

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Bring your A-game, okay?
Any previous injuries

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that I need to know about?
Bring something

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to numb your mouth.

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Oh. Look.

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The sweater was in my hand
the whole time.

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You know, this woman requested
my A-game. My A-game. Maybe
it's hopeless that I could even

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please this woman sexually.
What am I thinking, Winston?

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Just focus on yourself.
Concentrate on yourself
sexually, Winston.

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No, Winston,
that is not your way.
I just want

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to head off any discussion
of what your way is.

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I'm so sorry. I'm just feeling
a little insecure about my body

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and the way it is connected
to my face.

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Bishop... (sighs)

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you have nothing to worry about.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Okay. What's my best feature?

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Instant regret. Instant.

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The second I said it,
I was like...

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If you had to pick.
Fine.

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You have very nice...

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That's our suspect.
He's taking off!
What?

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Okay.
(siren wailing)

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Okay, I'll let you take point
on this one,

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because I got to protect my duke
for later.

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Oh, you suck so much.

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Has that park always
been a pet cemetery

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or were just crazy people
burying a dog there?

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Well, I'm not even close
to giving up.

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Why don't we just pop in here?

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Oh, really? We just "happened"
upon The Lisbon, Schmidt?

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Purely a coincidence that
we... made it just on time

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for the appointment
that I made a month ago.

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Why are you doing this
to yourself?

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(classical music playing)

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Ah. Mr. Schmidt.

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May I offer you a beverage?

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Perhaps an organic cucumber
vodka spritzer?
Yes.

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It is so beautiful. I feel
like I'm inside Cate Blanchett.

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We get that a lot.

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I've got to say,
I'm pretty impressed

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with how quickly you guys
came to that decision.

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Well, that's 'cause you
don't know how mature we are.

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You see, Winston had dibs
on Cindy De La Garza
since the fifth grade,

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I Frenched her in the
eighth grade, so...

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So about 20 years ago Winston
had a three-year-old dib,

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he never acted on it,
and now you're the bad guy?

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(laughs):
Oh, Reagan.

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First of all, dibs
can't be singular...

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I mean, if anything,
it's kind of a story

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about how indecisive
Winston can be.

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Well, no, it's
a story about...
But you guys

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came to a decision--
I'm proud of you.

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Uh, can I... can I practice
my presentation on you?

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Sure. But I'm
bored already.
Okay.

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This stuff's really
boring for me.

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For everybody, I guess.
Hmm.

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Hepatitis C can be a long...

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arduous experience.

219
00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,656
But now

220
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,391
discover Zilpoza
from Wudai Pharmaceuticals.

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FDA approval...

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pending double-blind study.

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If you've had cirrhosis

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or kidney disease,

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Zilpoza...

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may not...

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be right...

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(whispers):
for... you.

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(laughing)

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You think I'm a
13-year-old boy?

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I know what you're doing.

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What am... what am I doing?
You're trying

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to lead me on, and
I won't have it.

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Case closed!
You're having Winston!

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Great, I'm having Winston.

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Uh...

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Mm.

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(exhales)

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It's so juvenile,
what you're doing.

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A dib is a dib.

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Oh, God, if I keep looking at
the ceiling, I'm gonna cry.

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00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,844
Damn it, we are getting
sucked in-- we have to
leave immediately.

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00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,613
It's probably not
even available.

244
00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,380
There's no way,
right? I mean...
You're right.

245
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,616
(chuckles)
Philip.

246
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,083
Hmm?
Quick question.

247
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,019
Look, we realize
that you guys book up

248
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,087
decades in advance,
so please just let us know

249
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,956
that you don't have
any slots available.
Actually,

250
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,958
you're in luck--
Shia LaBeouf had to cancel

251
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,526
his solitaire tournament,

252
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,129
and we have one open slot,
in April.

253
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,931
(quiet groan)
In April?

254
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,866
Mm-hmm.
All right, babe, no.
No, no, no,

255
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,234
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

256
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,702
You need to breathe.
We're just gonna enact

257
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,871
the plan that we set up
for when you see an ankle boot

258
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,972
you really, really,
really like, right?

259
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,273
What do we do?
We walk away...

260
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,541
And if I dream about it
in the middle

261
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,609
of the night,
then it's meant to be.

262
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,610
We're gonna walk away, Philip.

263
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:37,878
Thank you so much
for all your help.

264
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,879
I should let
you know,

265
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,113
however, there is

266
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,882
another interested party.

267
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,986
BENJAMIN (laughs):
What? Schmittyballs?

268
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,255
B... B-Benjamin.

269
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,456
Okay.

270
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,791
SCHMIDT:
You're engaged?
Hmm.

271
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,492
Mazel to you, sir.
Hey, Meems,

272
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,127
this is the, uh,
fat guy from school

273
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,595
we used to make dance
for chocolate.

274
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,664
MIMI: Oh.
SCHMIDT: In all fairness,

275
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,965
uh, Benjamin would

276
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,566
peg chocolate at my head

277
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,134
while I was already dancing.

278
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,235
He what?
Benny-boo,

279
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,470
I don't want to lose

280
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,504
The Lisbon to
these fat people.

281
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,139
The hell?
Don't worry,

282
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,607
Schmidtstain can't afford
The Lisbon.

283
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,009
Oh.
Unless, of course,
they accept

284
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,443
gift certificates from fat camp.

285
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,612
Benjamin, I still...
I mean... I can...

286
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,848
Do they do that?
I'm a different...

287
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,916
We'll have to ask somebody
about that.

288
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,350
Okay, that is it!

289
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,287
We... are booking
The Lisbon.
We are?

290
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,354
Go!
No.

291
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,790
I've never loved you more, Cece!

292
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,496
What were you gonna say?

293
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,799
What is that
in reference to?

294
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,967
It's been silent
for 30 minutes.

295
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,869
Earlier, you were gonna tell me
what my best feature was,

296
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,170
and then we got distracted.

297
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:39,139
Right. By crime.
I could tell you

298
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,708
what yours is.
Oh, my God, please don't.

299
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,776
You have a lovely neck.
Really?

300
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:46,213
Mm-hmm.
Not my knuckles or, like,
the skin behind my ears?

301
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,781
Okay, do me.
It's my turn.

302
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,349
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, I need this.
Fine.

303
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,851
I will tell you,

304
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,320
but then we drop it
immediately and forever.

305
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,554
Drop.

306
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,289
You have kind eyes.

307
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,490
Really?

308
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,726
Mm-hmm.

309
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995
I have kind eyes.

310
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,365
I'll take that.

311
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,668
You know, I always thought
I had snail eyes.

312
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,337
"Immediately and forever,"
remember?

313
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,705
I'll turn around.

314
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,073
Turn around.

315
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,708
I-I'll save my
kind eyes for last.

316
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,109
Okay.

317
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,847
(phone buzzing)

318
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,348
Hello?

319
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,549
I'm reopening
the Reagan decision.

320
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,884
Wait, what?

321
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,385
(quietly):
I already took my supplements.

322
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,686
I know. I'm sorry.
I'm telling her

323
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,021
we've decided, and it was me.

324
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,057
Oh, no, you are not!
I hear shaving.

325
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,158
Are you shaving?
No!

326
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,826
I know what that means.

327
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,728
(phone beeps)
Hello? Hello, Nick?

328
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,697
(whispers):
Damn.

329
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,033
Just go.

330
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,402
You mean it?

331
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,738
Thank you very
much, Aly.

332
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:48,441
I am going to win
this sex bet!

333
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,782
(elevator bell chimes)

334
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,720
We want to get married
at The Lisbon.

335
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,455
We want to book
The Lisbon right now!

336
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,457
Uh, start by filling
these forms out.

337
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,592
It'll be pleasure.
Yeah, no problem.

338
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,860
CECE:
What's our routing number?

339
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,695
69364278.
Just gonna give Benjamin

340
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,198
a little coffee--
oh, I'm so sorry.
Hey, come on,

341
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,300
she can't do that.
No, no, she did that.
I'm so sorry.

342
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,734
Yeah.
Oh, wow.

343
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,303
The service is so gorgeous.

344
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,905
Really great.
You do realize

345
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,040
we're not gonna decide this
on who writes the fastest.

346
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,041
You know,

347
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,642
here at The Lisbon,

348
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,244
we celebrate grandeur,
and romance.
Oh, you are

349
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,879
Schmidt out of
luck, Schmidt.

350
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,747
Our wedding's gonna be
sick romantic.

351
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,549
Our wedding's gonna be
way romantic, bro.

352
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,618
Quiches so small
you got to wear glasses.
Bitch,

353
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,820
we're gonna have
more white linen

354
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,154
than a hospital
in the Great War.

355
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,088
Yeah, we're gonna
have so many

356
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,756
fresh cut flowers

357
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,658
that you're gonna have
a real bee problem

358
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,393
up in this bitch.
We're gonna have

359
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,262
spanakopita so flaky,
you're gonna get crumbs

360
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,397
all over your mouth,
like, what?
Our tables

361
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,834
are gonna be names of cities
that we've been to, like, what?

362
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,270
our wedding is gonna
be so... big...

363
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,772
that the Giants
will come to town

364
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,043
and everyone gets
a big spoon.

365
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,412
Philip, you-you want romance?

366
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,580
Let me tell you
the story about

367
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,749
how I knew that Mimi
was the one for me.

368
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,318
The story is called
"Lovestruck."
SCHMIDT: There's a title?

369
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,921
It was our fourth date,
and we had just seen Toy Story 3

370
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,591
for the second time.
Maybe it's just us,
but we love Pixar.

371
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,860
BENJAMIN:
We're nerds.
(Mimi giggles)

372
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,927
I reach

373
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:14,995
for Mimi's hand,

374
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,663
and I was struck by lightning.

375
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,465
I mean, literally,

376
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,101
Yeah. Zap.
I was struck
by a bolt of lightning, Philip,

377
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,635
and I...
I would've been killed

378
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,437
if Mimi hadn't grounded me.

379
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,339
We met... crying
(chuckles)

380
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,474
over the same name

381
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,276
at the Vietnam Memorial.

382
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,543
George...

383
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,445
Harrison...

384
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,813
Ford.

385
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,182
Wha...?

386
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,517
Who was our grandfather.

387
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,785
SCHMIDT:
What? Making us cousins?

388
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,889
Making us cousins,
because there is

389
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,490
nothing more romantic

390
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,225
than forbidden love.

391
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,960
Between family members?
I mean, that's...

392
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,795
You're gonna double down
with that?

393
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,864
Yes, I am.
He's writing "cousins" down.

394
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,565
CECE: That's a
positive thing.

395
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,800
No, it's not.

396
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,068
Hey. What are
you doing, man?

397
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,636
We had a decision.
The decision

398
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,638
wasn't valid--
your dib on Cindy

399
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,307
was expired.
Okay, first of all

400
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,641
dibs don't expire.

401
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,576
Also, dibs-- not singular.

402
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,512
And how are you
still shaving?

403
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,846
I'm doing
full body, Winston.

404
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,848
I started from the bottom,
now I'm here.

405
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,750
That's gross.
I've been doing
sex prep all day.

406
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,652
I did a hundred
girl push-ups.

407
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,222
I washed my feet
until the water ran clear.

408
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,757
You can clean your feet all
damn day-- it don't matter,

409
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,559
because I'm having sex
with Reagan tonight.

410
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,328
The decision's been made.
Well, the decision's

411
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,896
been changed-- I'm
having sex with Reagan.

412
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,064
That's not gonna happen.
It is gonna happen.

413
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:24,864
Now, if you'll
excuse me...

414
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,199
No, don't...
Got it!

415
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,834
What were you going for?
The cologne.

416
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,869
I smell so pretty!
Give me...
give me my col...

417
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,939
(grunts)
No. No, no, no. No.

418
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,040
(spitting)

419
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,175
Oh, God! Aah!

420
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,211
(grunts)
What are you doing!
Aah! I don't know, man!

421
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,546
You got frickin' cologne
all over me.

422
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,114
I smell fantastic!

423
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,516
Oh, my God.
We got to turn
the tables on Reagan,

424
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,918
make her decide.
I don't see her

425
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,786
going for it, man--
the entire point

426
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,721
was that we had
to make a decision.

427
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,090
Well, then I guess
we're gonna have

428
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,525
to trick her, and I know how.

429
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,760
We'll up your fee
by $10,000.

430
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,462
Ten thousand
and one dollar!

431
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,965
Uh, Cece, we don't have $10,000.
We barely have the one.

432
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,968
Ten thousand
and t dollars!
It's not
your turn to bid.

433
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,635
$15,000!
$15,000...

434
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,104
It's not... it's not...
it's not worth it.

435
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,638
It's not worth it.
Yeah, but it's your dream.

436
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,042
I... I know.

437
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,910
But I already have my dream.

438
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,080
It's marrying you.

439
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,718
It's all yours, Benjamin.

440
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,620
Yes!
(giggles)

441
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,122
BENJAMIN:
"I have my dream."

442
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,123
Dumb!

443
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,624
MIMI:
They remind me of my

444
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,094
stupid grandparents on
their 60th anniversary.

445
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,895
(laughs)
Old.

446
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,797
(murmuring)

447
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,066
Reagan.
Let me guess. You guys
made a final decision?

448
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,602
Please. Sit.

449
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,337
That's probably the first time
you've been right all day,

450
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,339
but yes, we have
made a decision.

451
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,074
Great.
WINSTON:
Here's the deal, Reagan.

452
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,475
It's 2016, you're a lady.

453
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,677
Your decision
is important to us.

454
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,346
Yes, we want you to decide

455
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,948
which one of us
is most attractive to you,

456
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,184
and if that person
is the same name

457
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,820
that's on the piece of paper
in this envelope,

458
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,955
then sexual relations
can commence.

459
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,590
Okay, well, the
logic is bulletproof.

460
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,592
I just feel like if I'm gonna
be making this decision,

461
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,428
I need you guys
to pitch yourselves.

462
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463
For starters,
I'm completely hairless,

463
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,099
Okay.
except for a straggler
near one of my nipples,

464
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,500
because I got scared
while shaving.

465
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,536
In my fantasies,
I'm a wild lover.

466
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,105
In real life, my sexual prowess
has been described

467
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,007
as "fine," "adequate."

468
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,808
"It'll get the job done."

469
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,477
That is both a
lot and a little,

470
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,146
but either way,
a tough act to follow.

471
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,214
Winston, you're up.
Well, that's easy.

472
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,816
I've got kind eyes.
NICK:
You don't

473
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,885
have kind eyes. You have snail
eyes. Everybody knows that.

474
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,455
I've got kind eyes.
Aly told me so.
Who's Aly?

475
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,490
Yeah, she's my partner at work.
I complimented her first,

476
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,859
told her she had a very nice
neck, which she does.

477
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,694
But what I should have said was,

478
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,664
"You got a really cool chin," or
"You got some dope earlobes."

479
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,666
Honestly,
everything about her is great.

480
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:43,803
And when I'm with her,
I never really notice time.

481
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,239
It's probably because
she is the best part of my day.

482
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,741
I should... I should have
told her one of those things,

483
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,643
as opposed to the neck thing,
you know.

484
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,045
Then she told me
I had kind eyes.

485
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,181
You like Aly.
Yes.

486
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,316
She's my partner.
NICK:
Winston!

487
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,085
Come on, it's obvious.
You like Aly.

488
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,390
I-I like her.
I-I like Aly.

489
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,426
Oh, my goodness!

490
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,228
Why did I never
think of that before?

491
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,662
Wow, my mouth is dry.

492
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,030
Anybody else's mouth dry?

493
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,200
What should I do?
I don't know what to do.

494
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,534
I don't know what to do.
What should I do?
Winston,

495
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,569
this is Cindy De La Garza
all over again.

496
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,371
You need to make a decision.

497
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,740
I got to ask her out.

498
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,075
Good! Go!
Go ahead! Go!
Good luck!

499
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,912
NICK:
Yes.

500
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,848
Listen, Reagan,
I am so sorry,

501
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,385
but obviously, we will not
be making love tonight.

502
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,887
No. It's not fair.
I'm sorry.

503
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,189
I got to go.

504
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,857
Well, I guess that leaves

505
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,892
just old Nick Miller.

506
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,062
Mm. Your room or my room?

507
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,398
Hmm?

508
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,371
Well, both rooms have a lot
of interesting possibilities.

509
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,206
Mm-hmm.

510
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,775
That's a heck
of a question.

511
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,710
Your, um...

512
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,946
Give me 15 minutes,
and I'm gonna come back

513
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,215
and tell you which room
and why from my opinion,

514
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,751
and then, you can give me yours,
and we can discuss.

515
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,053
Just give me one second,
and, uh, I'll be good to go.

516
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,889
I just need...
two minutes tops.

517
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,091
You stay there.

518
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,601
(grunts)

519
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,306
Oh.
Oh! Aw, no!

520
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,275
Oh, that's a
lot of blood.

521
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,277
Oh.

522
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,111
Damn.

523
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,114
(sighs)

524
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,618
Well, you're back, and you have
an insane look in your eyes,

525
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,753
so... congratulations?
No, I didn't do it.

526
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,256
I was, uh... You know,
I thought about it.

527
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,192
Oh, I don't need to know.

528
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,959
Uh, yeah.

529
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,995
Yeah...

530
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,972
Would you like to go out after
work, grab a drink with me?

531
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,175
Sure.

532
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,811
Sure. (laughs)

533
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,046
All right then. (laughs)

534
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,685
Oh. Uh, can my boyfriend come?

535
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,823
Your boyfriend? Yeah.

536
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,558
Yeah, sure!
(clears throat)

537
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,126
How long have you
guys been...?
Yeah, it's new.

538
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,628
It's new. It's new. It's...

539
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:26,399
He's an agent, actually,
for... animal actors?

540
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,134
What am I gonna say? No.

541
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,339
He should stay at home
and not exist, please.

542
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,873
(laughs)
No, I won't say that.

543
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:37,076
Officer down... to
meet your boyfriend.

544
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,246
I realize those were

545
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,014
a poor choice of words
for a station.

546
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,015
REAGAN:
Nick!

547
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,016
It's almost 9:00.

548
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,385
Are we doing this or what?

549
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,988
What is that?

550
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,991
You look like you're in
a Boca Raton street gang.

551
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,394
I didn't think you were actually
gonna go through with it,

552
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,529
and even if you were...

553
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,931
I made a decision.

554
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,701
I wouldn't want it like this.

555
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,536
So I decided

556
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,673
to put on my I'm-not-having-sex
tonight outfit,

557
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,042
'cause no one's gonna have sex
with me in this outfit.

558
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,411
And now I'm
gonna go out

559
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,879
and have a drink.

560
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,514
Would you like to come?

561
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,050
Wow. Deciding Nick.

562
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,921
Let me change.

563
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,892
NICK:
FYI-- your

564
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,594
I'm-not-having-sex-tonight
outfit

565
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,962
is leopard print and tight.

566
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,432
I don't know if you know that.
It's animal print,
but it's not tight.

567
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,635
These are baggy, fuzzy PJs
with a flap on the butt.

568
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,638
Exactly my point. You want
to see what's in the envelope?

569
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,408
It's a blank piece of paper.
You're so wrong.

570
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,944
Does that look
like a blank sheet of paper?

571
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,246
Very clever.
Thanks, yeah.
I thought of it

572
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,748
when I was getting tickets
to the World Series of Chili

573
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,149
and had to prove
that I was human.

574
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,084
Ooh... hoo.

575
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,453
We've got big news,
you guys.

576
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,887
Champagne all around.

577
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,656
We're getting
married in a...

578
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,458
BOTH:
soon-to-be-abandoned warehouse!

579
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,660
Yeah. Champagne.

580
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,962
Oh, thank you.
And I'll even
give you one.

581
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,765
Hey, guys, Aly is
on her way to the bar.

582
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,834
(cheering)
With her boyfriend.

583
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,102
Oh, that's the worst.
Well, you know, everyone
dies. Maybe he'll die.

584
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,270
I'm sorry, Winston.

585
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,672
Is there anything we can do
to cheer you up?

586
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,607
Uh, no.
Anything that would
make you feel better?

587
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,808
Anything?
Anything?

588
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,844
Well, if you insist, then.

589
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,946
You asked me what I wanted.
This is all want.

590
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,113
All right, let's do it,
let's do it. Let's just do it.

591
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,114
Let's do it.
Okay, let's go.

592
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,116
ALL:
* Motown

593
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,954
* Philly's back again

594
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,021
Now slower.

595
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,758
(slowly):
* With a little

596
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,260
* East Coast

597
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,028
Slower.

598
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,031
* Swing...

599
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,033
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