1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,338 Hey. Hey, what can I get you? 2 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:07,475 Can I get a beer and, uh, your number? 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,643 Actually, I'm... This woman is engaged. 4 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:10,911 Her number belongs to God now. 5 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,313 Thank you. 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,481 My bad, I didn't see a ring. 7 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,482 I'm wo... I'm working on it. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,483 That's something I'm working on. 9 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,717 Can't just put any ring 10 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,219 on the hand of the most perfect woman in the world. 11 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,653 Now shoo. 12 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,021 Back to the mechanical shop or wherever it is you work. 13 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,490 Enjoy. Thank you. 14 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,991 Okay, so you're doing it again. 15 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,193 I'm doing what? 16 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 Ever since we got engaged, 17 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,761 you've been acting insanely jealous. 18 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,397 Look, all bartenders 19 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,764 get hit on. 20 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,765 It's just part of the job. 21 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,334 Even Nick has groupies. 22 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,269 Are you free tonight? I am, yeah. 23 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,871 Me, too! (laughs): Oh, hey, well, I really hope you find something to do. 24 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,177 WINSTON: Nick is playing hard to get. 25 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,212 What was wrong with her? 26 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:45,446 I just wasn't feeling it. 27 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,380 What's "it"? 28 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:47,715 (scoffs) It's obvious. 29 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,284 It's, you know, it's... 30 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,186 (slurring): magic. What? Hmm? 31 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,887 Little bit of the magic thing, little bit of the ... 32 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,856 "Man stick"? I'm not saying "man stick." 33 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,024 It's what I heard. 34 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,559 I'm saying "magic." Oh. 35 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,561 I don't know, I just... I want magic. 36 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,895 Is that so bad? 37 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:04,232 I want the music to swell. 38 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,367 I want the wind to blow. 39 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,968 I-I want the clouds to part. 40 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,570 Yeah. Love! Magic! 41 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,071 Something exciting! 42 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,240 Why are you yelling? 43 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,708 Because I am embarrassed! 44 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,577 Don't be embarrassed, man. I want magic, too. 45 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,712 I want her to have a metal bra, 46 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,914 and then I got a sword in my hand, and guess what, 47 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,716 we both wearing skirts. 48 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,718 And we're riding on flying horses. 49 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,820 That's more like dork magic. 50 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,489 Okay, I don't want to upset you guys, 51 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,491 but if you keep looking for magic, 52 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,825 you're gonna be alone forever. 53 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,161 Did you just say you don't mean to upset us 54 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,595 and then tell us we're gonna end up alone? 55 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,096 I actually don't care if I upset you. 56 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,565 Yeah, 'cause that's really upsetting. 57 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,233 You know, I got to... I got to say, 58 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,235 I'm with Aly on this one; she's making sense. 59 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,237 Which is why she always plays "smart cop" 60 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,405 when we play "Smart Cop/Dumb Cop." 61 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,573 Not a game we play. 62 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,242 I'm super worried you think we do, terrified. 63 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,643 I feel like we're playing it right now. 64 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,612 Great "dumb cop," great "smart cop." 65 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,447 You two need to get realistic. 66 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,015 You're not getting any younger, Nick. Wrong. 67 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,684 I'm in the prime of my life. 68 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,118 Watch me do my thing. 69 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,754 Show her, dude. Get it! 70 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,424 Show her what you got, Nick. 71 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,092 (chuckles with exertion) 72 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,093 See it? See it? 73 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,094 Do you see it? 74 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,095 Is it up? 75 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,430 Can you see it? 76 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,465 (chuckles with exertion) 77 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,004 Winston, call an ambulance. 78 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,207 I smushed every bone in my back. 79 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,442 (groans) 80 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,943 Looks like you got "old man back." 81 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,279 Welcome to the club. Looks like a cool club. 82 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,814 (laughing) 83 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,318 Ugh, you hear that? 84 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,453 Yeah, I'm sitting closer than you. 85 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,121 Aly was right. 86 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,623 We are getting older. 87 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,124 Ugh, don't remind me. 88 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,292 I don't want to be alone forever. 89 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,460 Maybe it's time I start looking 90 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,128 at my love life more realistically. 91 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,130 Hmm. I feel like one of those characters 92 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,799 in the show Sax and the City talking about this. 93 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,502 Oh, no, you mean, um, uh, Sex and the City. 94 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,239 I'm talking about the one with the four ladies in a jazz band. 95 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,740 That's not a show. Carrie, Miranda, 96 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,475 No. the other one and the older one. 97 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,976 You're thinking of Sex and the City. 98 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,312 They would never allow that 'cause of the title. 99 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,647 (chuckles) Anyway, man, I'm with you, you know? 100 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,914 I think we should be more realistic 101 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,182 about who we're dating. 102 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,517 We got to keep each other from dreaming. 103 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,752 (both chuckle) 104 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,354 So if you see me dreaming... Pinch you. 105 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,523 Well, don't pinch me, but just let me know. Okay. 106 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:10,524 Let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. 107 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,660 I got your back, you got my back. Yeah. 108 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,161 It's time. It's time. 109 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,196 * 110 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,175 Why did y...? 111 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,943 * 112 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,515 Reagan Lucas to see Dr. Richards. 113 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,284 I'm so sorry, Dr. Richards is... 114 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,385 He's right behind that water cooler. 115 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,122 Why don't I see any orders 116 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,691 for Recombinex from you this month, Don? 117 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,459 Well, um... What is this? 118 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,761 Spectavir, Donny? Are you kidding me? 119 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,029 Maybe we can talk when you've... 120 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,798 When I've had a chance to consult my physician 121 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,133 about the possible side effects of Spectavir? 122 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,203 Side effects which include dry mouth and diarrhea, 123 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:00,040 wet mouth and constipation, butt sneezing, hysterical deafness, 124 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,776 unwelcomed night-running, dusty semen... 125 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,746 You know what, why don't I put in an order for Recombinex. 126 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,247 Ooh, great, but only if you want to. 127 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,716 Anything else I can do for you? 128 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,917 Not unless you can get me 129 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,319 a hotel room downtown for the next month. 130 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,054 My company is putting me at the Redbrick Lodge and Seafood Hut. 131 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,324 Ugh. My key is a fish. 132 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,559 We have a room! We have a room available. 133 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,961 I overheard you, sorry. We have a room. 134 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,331 Uh, my name is Nick, uh, Nicholas for long. 135 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,465 Uh, my friend and I have 136 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,967 a lovely room for rent in our loft downtown. 137 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,402 You see, our old roommate 138 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,670 is on jury duty. 139 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:30,671 Her name is Jess, Jessica. 140 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,005 We had a little "will they/won't they." 141 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,907 Then we did, and then we fought a little bit too much. 142 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,343 We still have a really nice thing. WINSTON: Excuse me, ma'am. 143 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,511 I am truly sorry for my friend here, 144 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,514 but I am sure it is not realistic 145 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,917 that you would want to rent a place from total strangers. 146 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:47,588 Normally, no, but I have a lobster tank in my bedroom. 147 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,690 We have no lobsters. What is the rent like? 148 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,024 What do you want it to be? I don't care. 149 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,092 What? Cheap. 150 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,761 Amenities? Yeah, we got those. 151 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,363 You got a rain shower? I love a rain shower. 152 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:58,265 Rain shower? Crazy enough, we were installing one today. 153 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,934 Well, you are weirdly checking all of my boxes, 154 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,103 so... I'll come take a look. 155 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,773 Great, good. The, uh, the address is... 156 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,641 right here on the form under my name. 157 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,942 Great, I'll see you tonight. 158 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,278 Good luck with your... 159 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,614 "smush pain that feels 160 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,949 like everything came out of the sandwich." 161 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,318 Doesn't even hurt that much, actually. 162 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,390 Nick, this is crazy. 163 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,491 Come on, man. 164 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,825 We agreed to not let each other 165 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,494 do exactly this anymore. 166 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,396 Do I have to get tough with you? 167 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,730 Just admit it, you're jealous. 168 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,632 Uh, I'm not. I simply want a demographic breakdown 169 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,066 of all the guys who hit on you. 170 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,470 You know, jacked dudes, swole dudes, yoked dudes. 171 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:40,340 What in Megyn Kelly's America are you doing, Nick? 172 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,575 I'm installing a high-end shower. 173 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:42,810 Nick's got a crush on a girl 174 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:43,977 who is way out of his league. 175 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,479 Oh... Ooh... 176 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,147 Do you want a boom box? You gonna invite her to winter formal? 177 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,650 When you're my age, you don't form crushes anymore. 178 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,818 I'm past that. 179 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,986 I don't remember anything about her. 180 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,889 I mean, what, does she have brown hair, brown eyes, a nose? 181 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,758 She had moxie, she ran the room, she commanded it. 182 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,927 (knocking) She's here, she's here! 183 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,595 All right, guys, make your hair look good. 184 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,597 Everybody, make your hair look good, okay? 185 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,698 Don't embarrass me. 186 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,606 South-facing windows, a balcony, stainless steel appliances, 187 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,208 and I'm guessing someone with extreme OCD 188 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,010 that lives here to keep this place clean. 189 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,245 Hello, I'm Schmidt. 190 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,614 You were a large child. 191 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,817 That's incredible. Yes, I-I was obese. 192 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,455 You look familiar. 193 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:31,024 MTV Beach House, 2003. 194 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,026 Oh, my God, Reagan?! 195 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,927 REAGAN: Cece, hi. 196 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,596 How are you? Oh, my God! 197 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,930 I'm so happy to see you. 198 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,632 You, too. You look incredible! 199 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,867 Barely recognized you. 200 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,368 Well, you've never seen me dry. (laughs) 201 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,704 Cece, y-you went to the MTV Beach House? 202 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,806 Did you get to announce a video and then scream? 203 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,140 Actually, we both did. Yeah. 204 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,476 And then we hooked up. 205 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,010 Yeah, that's true, too. 206 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,582 (moaning softly) 207 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,917 Is he okay? 208 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,752 It sounds like there's a dishwasher in his face. 209 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:02,790 I know, it's just, uh... he's just processing. 210 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,191 (continues moaning softly) 211 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,731 What a turn of events, the fact that you guys hooked up. 212 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,065 You know, that was a big summer for me. 213 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,767 Remember, I-I pierced my nose. 214 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,435 I know. I forgave my mom. 215 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,670 I realized that I was bisexual. 216 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,672 I mean, of course I went for you. 217 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,007 I go nuts for big boobs. 218 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,408 I'm a real melon-felon. 219 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,876 Oh, trust me, I remember. (laughs) 220 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,280 I think he's having a seizure. CECE: No, no. 221 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,583 It's just that when he has to process a lot of emotions, 222 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:33,053 sometimes he likes to do Nick Cannon's solo from Drumline. 223 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,026 Maybe it's best if you continue seeing the rest of the apartment 224 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,461 and I will, uh, make some snacks with Schmidt here. 225 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,797 That's a great idea. Reagan, I'll give you the tour. 226 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,699 Winston, you don't have to come. No, but I want to. 227 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,768 Oh, don't, you're too sweet. And I'm walking away. 228 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,436 You can stay. It would be my pleasure to come. 229 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,604 I-- literally nobody wants you to come. 230 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:51,605 WINSTON (chuckles): Right this way. 231 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,373 Hey. Can we talk? Hmm? 232 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,542 One second. 233 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,313 Yes, of course. 234 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,649 Why? Did something of note happen? 235 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,816 Someone I hooked up with once 236 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,217 is potentially gonna live here. 237 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,619 Totally fine with it. 238 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,620 Okay. 239 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,455 As long as we both agree 240 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,725 that open communication is the key to a healthy relationship. 241 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,227 Of course. Just one second. 242 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,996 Be right back. 243 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,234 NICK: So that's where 244 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:24,805 you'd put your, uh, body at night. 245 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,740 Alone or with somebody. 246 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:27,541 Up to you. 247 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,976 Ooh. Well, I like the room. 248 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,477 Great. I think I just want to get rid of 249 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,045 the pillows, the yarn, 250 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,181 the tote bags and anything else that makes me 251 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,649 feel racist against white people. 252 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,685 That's everything Jess owns, now, isn't it, Nick? 253 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,152 Gone. It's all gone. 254 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,153 We'll take care of it. 255 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,222 Winston is the loft warrior. 256 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,490 I'm kind of the rock of the group. 257 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,491 Really? 258 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,193 He's the rock of the group, 259 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,495 and I'm sure Reagan would love to see how the rock lives. 260 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,698 Oh, my God, 261 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,399 it's worse than I thought. 262 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,001 So this is my room. 263 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,036 I love it; it's my safe place. 264 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,505 This is where I write my letters to editors. 265 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,506 I'm a writer. 266 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,608 It's where I also write checks 267 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,009 to poor people. 268 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,276 Charity is so important to me. 269 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,013 Over there, that's, of course, my bed. 270 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,281 That's where I dream, that's where I sleep, 271 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,383 and with a lucky lady, I do sex. 272 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,385 Do with her. 273 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,187 This is where I do my exercises. 274 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,188 I'm fascinated. 275 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,423 What exercises do you do? 276 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,759 Anything that involves the body, I do. 277 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,729 I'm good, uh, as my coach says, 278 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,230 horizontally and vertically. 279 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,865 What does that even mean? 280 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,199 Your life coach? 281 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,870 Uh, my trainer, my coach, my leader, my guru. (groans) 282 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,705 Is that a bowl of mashed potatoes under your bed? 283 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,707 May God help us if it's not. 284 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,242 Winston, isn't there anything else 285 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,210 you could be doing right now, like, anything? 286 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,212 Reagan, may I show you the bathroom? 287 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,381 Specifically, the shower? 288 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,816 Shower's not finished. I'd love that. 289 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,185 (chuckles) To the left. 290 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,657 Was that installed by a child? 291 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,258 Yes, it was. 292 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,927 Uh, from a Big Brother program I initiated. 293 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,262 Let's make it rain for the woman. She doesn't need to see it, 294 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,563 she doesn't want to see it... 295 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,564 That's rude of you. Rude. 296 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,067 Oh, look! Look at the... 297 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,568 A little boy came in here and did it. 298 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,671 He's gonna get better with practice. Well, 299 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,572 I'm gonna need a working shower, so maybe I should just... 300 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,774 Don't leave, hold on. 301 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,776 I-If you leave, the place could be rented. 302 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,243 It's a hot property. 303 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,511 There's a lot of applications. 304 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,612 Who am I up against? 305 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,614 A CEO of a major company with computers. 306 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,949 His name is 307 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,351 Michael... Silvergold. 308 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,352 Michael Silvergold. 309 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,520 What is his credit score? 310 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,790 Michael Silvergold? Mm-hmm. 311 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,124 T... twenty. 312 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:24,758 Twenty? 313 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,126 Five. 314 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,260 Twenty-five. 315 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,829 Thousand. 316 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,031 Okay. Just fix the shower. 317 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,700 It needs to be in the center of the ceiling 318 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,967 and water needs to come out of it. 319 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,804 You have a cat, don't you? 320 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,772 How'd you know? It's very obvious. 321 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,873 Uh... 322 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,609 Ouch... shoot. 323 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,145 (inhales sharply) Hold on, let me see. 324 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,714 Okay. You know what? Hold on a second. 325 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,548 We have this new heat-activated antiseptic gel. 326 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,549 You're gonna love it. 327 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,551 Astronauts use it to masturbate. 328 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,320 You are kind. You are brave. 329 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,454 You are a Maccabee. 330 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,223 You are Daddy's favorite boy. 331 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,825 You are loved by a wonderful woman. 332 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:58,992 Deep breath in... 333 00:10:59,026 --> 00:10:59,993 (inhales) 334 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,829 All heart, all action. 335 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,164 Movement, direction, directive. 336 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,168 REAGAN: Is it working? 337 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,170 Yeah, I feel it getting hot. Oh, that's because it has whale in it. 338 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,239 CECE: So weird. REAGAN: Yeah. 339 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,841 CECE: You're really good at this. 340 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,242 Thanks. Well, you have good hands. 341 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,476 No! 342 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,677 Back off, Beach House! 343 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,646 So you're totally fine, huh? 344 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,648 Are you freaking out because she hooked up with a woman? 345 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,649 That's so boring. 346 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,483 Not at all. 347 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,651 I completely appreciate 348 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,819 the fluidity of sexuality. 349 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,087 I'm basically a woman myself. 350 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,021 You're losing the thread. 351 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,489 I am freaking out, Reagan, 352 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,191 because you're trying to steal my fiancée. 353 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,761 No, I'm not. What are you talking about now? 354 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,662 Everybody knows that there is a window of time 355 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,397 before any wedding where some amazing person 356 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,833 comes out of the woodwork and tries to steal a bride. 357 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,668 It's the plot of every romantic comedy. 358 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,436 I'm the Bridgette Wilson-Sampras here! 359 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,571 Who? I don't know. 360 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,940 Oh, I suppose you're both too "cool" 361 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,742 to have seen The Wedding Planner! 362 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,177 Well, I've seen it. 363 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,845 You know what? I didn't even know that you were engaged. 364 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,880 I didn't see a ring. 365 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,383 I am working on it! 366 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,386 Now get out, and you-you've crossed the line! 367 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,455 Here's the line and you've crossed over it. Out! 368 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,857 No. Schmidt, enough. 369 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,026 She's staying, I'm leaving. 370 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,028 You really don't trust me, do you? 371 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,396 Just... Cece, pl-please... 372 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,597 Darling, sit... (door closes) 373 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,800 That went well for you. 374 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,969 I feel like I didn't handle that situation correctly. 375 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,706 (door opens, closes) 376 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,208 Utilities are not included. 377 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,244 Just wanted to make sure that didn't get lost in all of this. 378 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,219 Damn it. 379 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,586 Are you sucking on a block of cheese? 380 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,655 No. 381 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,324 Oh, my God. 382 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,391 Here. 383 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,060 Take this free sample of antacids. 384 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,761 Consider it a parting gift. 385 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,830 I don't want this anyway. 386 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,965 Some weird friend group... shenanigans. 387 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,099 I can't get involved. 388 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,667 You're a real lone wolf, huh? 389 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,436 New day, new city? 390 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,904 A real lady Costner. 391 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,505 I'm gonna take off. So, what? 392 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,074 You just light fires and then walk away? 393 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,142 I'm sorry, are you blaming me 394 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,276 for what happened with you and Cece? 395 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,510 Oh, no, no, no. I'm just saying that 396 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,745 it's all your fault, that you caused it. 397 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,347 You're pathetic. Y-You're pathetic. 398 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,748 You're pathetic. You're pathetic. 399 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,083 You're pathetic. You're pathetic, you're pathetic. 400 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,251 I'm amazing. 401 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,418 Yeah? Well, then amaze me. 402 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,954 Stay and fix this. 403 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,522 What do you got? 404 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,028 You can pick one thing. 405 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,930 Easy. Uterus-shaped stress toy. 406 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,698 Not surprised. 407 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,969 (toy squeaking) 408 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,771 This is really helping, thank you. 409 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,273 Can I also get the double-sided pen? 410 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,274 No. 411 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,641 WINSTON: Hey, about earlier. 412 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,844 I'm sorry that I basically 413 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,379 let you drown in the shower. 414 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,482 And then called you a soggy little bitch. 415 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,285 I don't know how to build a rain shower, okay?! 416 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,286 Help me! 417 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,121 I want to help you! 418 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,390 But I'm gonna get wet! 419 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,358 It's too late for you! 420 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,560 There's still time for me! 421 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,163 I'm sorry I squirted you with all that shampoo. 422 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,732 It-it was supposed to be a metaphor, 423 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,468 but I-I really just panicked, to be honest with you. 424 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,905 I was trying to be tough, but it came off as mean. 425 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,406 No, I appreciate you looking out for me. 426 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,141 I-I've got no chance with Reagan. 427 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,978 She's hot and she's cool and she's bisexual. 428 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,513 That means she likes men and women. 429 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,647 I know what bisexual means. 430 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,681 I can't compete with that. 431 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,816 That's too many people, Winston. 432 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,018 That's all the people! 433 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,887 It's time to stop chasing 434 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,322 the magic. 435 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,057 Now I'm gonna ask out a girl 436 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,759 who will not stop staring at me. 437 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,698 But why do I feel so nervous? 438 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,002 You know, I'll tell you why you're nervous, my friend. 439 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,437 It's because you're human. 440 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,539 Because you're... 441 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,608 Where the hell is my cherry? 442 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,345 If you are so jealous that you want everyone else to know 443 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,380 that Cece is engaged, hey, here's an idea: 444 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,115 why don't you get her a ring? 445 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,350 Because I'm afraid that whatever ring I get her 446 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,684 isn't gonna be good enough. 447 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,053 Are you worried that the ring won't be good enough 448 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,387 or that you won't be good enough? 449 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,125 Aren't you smart? 450 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,194 Yeah, well, of course I am-- I'm in sales. 451 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,528 That's so funny. I'm in marketing. 452 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,697 I don't care. 453 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,367 Look. 454 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,701 Cece is definitely too good for you. 455 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,469 I know. 456 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,703 No, but seriously. 457 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,205 Like, she's way too good for you. 458 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,373 No, I know that. 459 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,708 Like, you should have never had a shot. 460 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,477 It doesn't make any sense. No, trust me. 461 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,545 I said, like, I-I've known this the whole time. 462 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,913 I understand quantum physics more than 463 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,382 I understand how you ended up with Cece. 464 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,450 Don't you understand that this is the problem, 465 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,552 and I don't understand where I got to where I am right now? 466 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,387 You're right, I'm sorry. 467 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,989 And I'm all turned around. 468 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,456 I'm sorry, let me try and fix it. 469 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,958 You have two choices. 470 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,559 You can either spend the rest of your life 471 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,163 terrified that somebody's gonna swoop in and steal Cece away, 472 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,600 or you can just love her, 473 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:37,504 and thank the universe that she loves you back for some reason. 474 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,908 I know what I have to do. 475 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,410 Come on, we got to go find Cece. 476 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,277 You got to go find Cece. 477 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,512 You're in this now, too, baby. 478 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,646 You're responsible for my marriage. 479 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,780 Don't you ever call me "baby" again. 480 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,516 You want to make this about you, Reagan? 481 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,817 Your car, I'm driving. 482 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,751 My car, I'm driving. 483 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,020 Your car, I'm driving. 484 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:53,920 My car, I'm driving. 485 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,455 Your car, you're driving! 486 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,456 Exactly. 487 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,857 I said the wrong thing. 488 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,959 NICK: Jen just agreed to go out with me 489 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,961 any time, any day, anywhere. How do you feel? 490 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,097 Totally fine, bordering on no feeling at all. 491 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,466 Ah, yes, the sweet spot. 492 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,937 She seems really angry. We... we should probably go. 493 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,739 Go! Okay, I thought you were giving me a hug. 494 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,376 Oh, hey, Schmidt. 495 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,710 Be careful, okay? 496 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,612 There's a guy over there that brought me flowers. 497 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,782 I might realize that I'm in love with him and run away. 498 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,817 Does he come in here often? 499 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,788 An unfortunate start. 500 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,324 Look, I'm sorry for not being open with you. 501 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,461 The truth is-is I still can't believe 502 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,330 that you're gonna marry me. 503 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,999 You spent the summer of 2003 at the MTV Beach House. 504 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,170 I spent that same summer watching Felicity on VHS 505 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,606 and recording a fake radio show where I reviewed snacks. 506 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,678 I love you. 507 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,746 And I know you love me. 508 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,650 And so... 509 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,785 (gasps) 510 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,498 I give you my trust. 511 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,333 You've always had it. 512 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,667 And I don't feel the need 513 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,269 to show the world that I own you 514 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,704 by putting some gaudy gem on your hand. 515 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,539 I love you. (chuckles) 516 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,775 Ha-ha! 517 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,346 But you are getting me a real ring. 518 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,948 You're gonna have a diamond the size of a raisin. 519 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,183 We can go tomorrow. 520 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,185 We'll pick it out together. (laughs) 521 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,220 I did that. 522 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,555 Hey, nice job. 523 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,290 Thank you. Let me get you a drink. 524 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,358 (groans) 525 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,759 Hold on, why don't you 526 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,694 take it easy, smush pain, I got it. 527 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,797 * I'd like to rest my heavy head * 528 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,134 * Tonight on a bed 529 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,869 * Of California stars 530 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,141 * I'd like to lay my weary bones... * 531 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,876 (music stops) 532 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,880 * I'd love to feel your hand touching mine * 533 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,383 * Tell me why 534 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,219 * I must keep working on 535 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,221 * Yes, I'd give my life 536 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,090 * To lay my head tonight on a bed... * 537 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,060 That is a perfect old-fashioned. 538 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:14,727 I know. 539 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,829 (chuckles) 540 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,736 Magic. Magic! That was magic. 541 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,238 Okay, you guys saw magic. 542 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,474 I watched a hot girl pour herself a drink 543 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,676 and then leave without paying. Wait, she left? 544 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,910 She's a robber. 545 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,011 Nick has a crush on a robber. 546 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,247 How did she leave so fast? 547 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,283 She's amazing. 548 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,851 Guys, we got to go get her now. 549 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,153 Let's go. Cece, let's go! 550 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,321 Ah, son of a... CECE: Schmidt, I'm coming! 551 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,922 SCHMIDT: Let's get her! Come on! Let's go! 552 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,357 Uh, you coming? 553 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,525 Oh, I would. 554 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,260 But I have to stay here and eat pretzels. 555 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,628 Okay, I'll call you with an update. No. 556 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,862 I'll text you with an update. Don't. 557 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,702 Uh, ma'am, we're surprising her 558 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,036 because we want her to move in with us. 559 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,271 See, earlier I said, "Get out!" 560 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,939 And she did. (Nick, Cece, Winston clamoring) 561 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,442 Which was an embarrassing mistake by me. 562 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,776 I don't speak English. 563 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,811 Oh, where are you from? 564 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,913 Um, outside of Connecticut. 565 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,616 NICK: This is a good idea. 566 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,017 Great idea. This is a great idea. 567 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,552 I'm very excited. (shushing) 568 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,989 (music playing over headphones) 569 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,926 ALL: We want you to move in with us! 570 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,962 9.9 miles... 571 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,464 This just got creepy. Why did we do this? 572 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,999 I personally did it because I thought the idea was cinematic. 573 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,401 SCHMIDT: How loud is her music? 574 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,902 CECE: We just have to get out of here quickly 575 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,638 and quietly-- we can, we can go out the window. 576 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,240 Nobody's going anywhere. 577 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,641 We're not leaving without her. I got this. 578 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,175 Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing? No, Nick. 579 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,377 I got it. Nick, don't. 580 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,978 What are you doing? I got it. Shh. 581 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:39,812 ALL: Nick. 582 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,148 (music continues over headphones) 583 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,816 Get off me! 584 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,585 Aw! Ooh! Nick? 585 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,986 (Nick groaning) 586 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,755 What are you doing here?! 587 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,990 Thank you for the swift kick to the face. 588 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,926 Perhaps you want to live in our place. 589 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,195 (sighs) Genuinely didn't rhyme on purpose. 590 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,830 I think what he's trying to say is, we want you 591 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,332 to come live with us. Yeah. That's right. 592 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,567 I'm okay here. 593 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,402 I actually worked it out so that I get to pick out 594 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,703 a lobster to eat at the end of every week. 595 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,837 It's a sick deal. 596 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,839 You know what's a sick deal? 597 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,875 Friendship. (all groan) 598 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,610 That's an unacceptable segue. 599 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,346 I actually like being a loner. 600 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,348 It means fewer people break into my hotel room. 601 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,516 Okay, well, if you're such a loner, 602 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,217 then why did you help me with Cece? 603 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,352 I don't know. 604 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,187 You could've left when I kicked you out. 605 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,622 You could've left when you caught me 606 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,723 beasting that hunk of cheese. 607 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,857 That was disgusting. 608 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,259 But you stayed. 609 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,727 Now I'm not leaving. 610 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,030 And Cece's not leaving and Nick... 611 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,465 Well, Nick physically can't leave. 612 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,567 Winston's not leaving. 613 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,968 Hey, I'm Winston, by the way. 614 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,038 None of us are leaving until you agree to move in with us. 615 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,442 This is actually the kindest, 616 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,144 creepiest thing that a group of people 617 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,380 I've only known for four hours has ever done for me. 618 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,148 Ah, screw it. 619 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,051 I'm gonna move in! Hey! Yes! 620 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,720 Okay, you're gonna hug? 621 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,322 We're gonna hug? Okay. Yeah, yeah. 622 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,989 It's happening. NICK: I can't see what's going on, 623 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,725 after being kicked in the head. 624 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,661 But I'm picturing a very happy scene. 625 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,463 Hey. 626 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,498 Hi. 627 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,603 Oh, no! 628 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,004 (both shouting) 629 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,140 Help me, Reagan! 630 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,075 I don't know how to turn it off! 631 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,077 Oh, my... (both screaming) 632 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,446 The handle-- it's too tight! 633 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,913 REAGAN: Let's try it together. 634 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,915 CECE: It's so wet. I can't, 635 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,617 I can't get a grip on it! No, is this, is this hot? 636 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,419 Hmm. Yeah, that's hot. 637 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,254 Aah, yeah, that's hot! 638 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,255 Oh, God, it's too wet and slippery! 639 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,256 No, Reagan, just if you put your... 640 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,257 I'm gonna use my teeth! 641 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,692 CECE: Yeah! Okay. 642 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,160 REAGAN: Oh, my God, oh...! 643 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,028 Okay. 644 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,029 CECE: The bathroom is flooding! 645 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,998 REAGAN: Help us, you idiot! 646 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,033 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH