1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,338 There he is. 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:07,541 Mr. New York. Mr. Broadway. 3 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:08,708 Happy last day. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,111 I made you this. Aw. 5 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,980 It's a bunch of pictures of you. 6 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,515 Well, I had to take the necessary precautions, 7 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,184 because the last time you left, you forgot who I was. 8 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,652 You called me Jebecca. 9 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,653 Well, thank you so much, Jess. I really like it. 10 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,888 Cool. Yeah. 11 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,992 Well, that's a kick in the shins. 12 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,428 Look, nothing personal, but, you know, I've moved a lot, 13 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,663 so I have this system that I use. 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,832 Duffel bag full of essentials only. 15 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:35,503 And... one Jess cube. 16 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,604 You can't get rid of me. 17 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,506 Look, Jess, when I move, I make a clean break, okay? 18 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,241 I'm not going to get all sentimental. 19 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,176 And you promised you wouldn't make a big deal. 20 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,578 No, you're right, you're right. I promised you I wouldn't. 21 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,012 You did. But... 22 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,581 what about everyone else? 23 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,450 Showtime! 24 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,219 Hit it, Schmidt! 25 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,289 Huh? 26 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:57,258 Oh. ("New York, New York" plays) 27 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,892 Nick, where's your Donald Trump wig? 28 00:00:58,926 --> 00:00:59,926 It's here. JESS: Ugh. 29 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,128 This was not my vision. 30 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,264 I specifically said "dazzle." 31 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:04,364 You said "razzle-dazzle," and we said, 32 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,865 "We don't want to do that." 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,534 Yeah, we told you this is not what he would want. 34 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,203 This isn't how men say good-bye. 35 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,373 (imitating Don Pardo): Live from New York, it's Coach's good-bye! 36 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,606 * Start spreading the news... 37 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,908 Yeah, show's over. 38 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,543 We ain't doing this? 39 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:20,248 * I'm leaving today 40 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,115 * I want to... 41 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,823 COACH: The system works. 42 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,293 Remember, essentials only. 43 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:34,561 It's not just for packing; it's a way of life. 44 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,331 You want to move forward, you got to get rid of the past. 45 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,899 That means throw out all your junk-- 46 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,901 Right... emotional junk, actual junk. 47 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:41,968 Got to make a clean break. 48 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,736 Clean break. That's right. 49 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,573 You're blowing my mind right now, Coach. 50 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,608 Doesn't even mean anything. Or does it mean everything? 51 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,942 JESS: I cannot believe you're 52 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,911 all buying into Coach's crazy system. 53 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,579 You guys have fun with your clean break. 54 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,448 I'm gonna go to my room, and I guess 55 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,915 I'll have to cancel the horse and carriage 56 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:57,418 that I hired to take you to the airport. 57 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,618 May and I are driving. 58 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,920 JESS: You are now. 59 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,355 You guys sure you're up for this? 60 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,424 I am ready for this. I'm single again. 61 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,426 I'm a new man. I'm leaving the past behind. 62 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,694 NICK: I want to get rid of my stuff, 63 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,362 but all my stuff is really, really good, 64 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,131 and I just can't get rid of it. 65 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,832 It's not, and you have to. 66 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:13,933 Everything you own is trash. 67 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:14,935 You're basically a hoarder. 68 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:15,936 Not true. 69 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:17,437 Everything has meaning. 70 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,639 Everything is connected to something else. 71 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:20,441 You need to be hard on yourself, okay? 72 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,776 Now, take this box and fill it up. Okay... 73 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,844 Think I can do it? Absolutely. 74 00:02:24,877 --> 00:02:27,615 Okay. I'm gonna get hard and fix myself. 75 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,650 What? That's not... No. 76 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,618 That's... I didn't... No. 77 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,786 Oh, here we go. 78 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,521 The Regis Philbin crepe pan. 79 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,156 Come on, Coach. You can't give this away. 80 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,158 Remember February 2014? 81 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,961 Or, as we like to call it, 82 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:43,163 Crepe History Month. Crepe History Month. 83 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,664 WINSTON: It was a hot winter's night. 84 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,699 We were drunk, but our judgment was on point. 85 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,201 REGIS PHILBIN (over TV): You hear that sizzle? 86 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,503 Let that sizzle speak! 87 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,171 Those pancakes are paper-thin. 88 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,174 There's only three left, so act fast. 89 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,509 This crepe pan... is a knockout! 90 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,746 Coach, we got to act fast. We got to act fast. 91 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,580 We got to act fast! They're so thin! 92 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,484 (both yelling) 93 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,853 You got to take the Rege, at least for the memories. 94 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,820 The Rege, man. The Rege! 95 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,856 You know, I can't get rid of the Rege. Psych! Can't get rid of the... 96 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,324 I'm getting rid of the Rege. 97 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,560 Memories are nonessential, all right? 98 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,662 That's what makes the system work. 99 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,497 I found an ant farm full of candy wrappers. 100 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,698 Is this essential? 101 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:18,998 Like, really, what do you think? 102 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,834 Hmm? I need you to get harder, Nick. 103 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,936 Can you get harder for me? 104 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,872 What? Do you need me to get hard with you? 105 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,105 I feel like you're not... 106 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,675 meaning to say what you're saying. 107 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,942 Talking about cleaning up. 108 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,711 Schmidt, I think you forgot about this box. 109 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,514 Oh, oh, that's cool. Thanks, man. 110 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,615 I appreciate it. Oh... you got a Cece box. 111 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,016 So what? It's not like everybody 112 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,051 hasn't seen your Phylicia Rashad box. 113 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,454 No, you hav... You have? Birthday card... 114 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:44,358 Don't... please don't go in the Cece box. Don't do... 115 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,560 ...a crude drawing of... 116 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,062 you and Cece and your mixed-race child. 117 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,531 Yes, I painted that. 118 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,865 Ooh, five dollars! Come to daddy. 119 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,435 This five dollars belongs in the box. 120 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,135 It's from the night that I first met Cece. 121 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,070 Looks like it's finally just the two of us, huh? 122 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,540 Oh, God, you're about to say something stupid, aren't you? 123 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,310 Yeah. 124 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,312 Girl... 125 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,645 And then I said something stupid, and Cece 126 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,879 made me put money in the douche bag jar. 127 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,449 What'd you say? You say you can flex 128 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,050 your butt cheeks like pecs? I bet you were all like, 129 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:12,586 "You're making my dong go crazy!" 130 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,653 WINSTON: I bet he said something chauvinistic... 131 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:16,088 (laughs) ...that comes from insecurity 132 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,326 but ultimately leads to something endearing. 133 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,560 You know, it doesn't matter what I said. 134 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,562 Nonessential, right? Exactly. 135 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,829 So, good-bye, Cece. 136 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:23,930 May some poor street urchin 137 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,399 with a perfect 34-D 138 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,000 enjoy the sports bra that you left in my car. 139 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,737 WINSTON: We got to tell Schmidt 140 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,937 that Cece is in love with him. 141 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,805 Right now, he is out there 142 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,475 throwing away all of his Cece mementos, 143 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,509 acting like he's just going to move on. 144 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:39,779 Jess, I cannot watch this when I know what I know. 145 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,581 I know. We got to tell him. 146 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,350 I promised her I wouldn't get involved. 147 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,418 I always meddle. I've learned my lesson. 148 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,754 She's trying to get Schmidt out of her system, 149 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,088 and we have to support her, 150 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,124 even if it means letting her climb a mountain 151 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,860 with no prior knowledge or experience. 152 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,095 Yeah, but does she know that Schmidt and Fawn broke up? 153 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:56,764 Is she getting our voice mails? 154 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,632 I don't know. She hasn't called me back. 155 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,000 Maybe there's no reception on the top of Mount Shasta. 156 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,769 (snaps fingers) We try again. 157 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,937 Hey, Cece, it's Je... Hey, yo, Ceec, what up, fam? 158 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,375 It's your girl Winston, aka Winnie the Bish, 159 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,677 aka-ak-aka Brown Lightning. 160 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,112 Schmidt dropped Fawn like a bad habit, okay, 161 00:05:12,144 --> 00:05:13,814 so ain't nobody riding shotgun. 162 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,882 So you better get on while the getting is good. 163 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,718 You got it? 164 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,889 I hate that you're so good at this. 165 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,524 I was so nervous. 166 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,125 Look at all this crap. 167 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,459 Look at this. 168 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,860 "Associated Strategies." 169 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,896 "Ass Strat." What a joke. 170 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,367 More like "Butt Strat." This place is total butt. 171 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,067 Hey, Jess, it's our sex mug. 172 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,336 What? What? 173 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,805 Oh... nothing. 174 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,340 It's just a mug that Nick and I used for sex. 175 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,509 Oh, gross. Like, in it? Ew! What? 176 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,745 No. No, we used it when we were dating. 177 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,079 It was hard to find times 178 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,680 to be intimate with everyone around, 179 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,716 so we needed to come up with a code. 180 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,985 Just a way to let each other know we were aroused 181 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,721 without arousing suspicion. 182 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,689 That's wordplay. 183 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,524 It's also a free writing lesson. 184 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:58,992 JESS: When one of us 185 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,028 left the mug on the entryway table... 186 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,495 "Ass" out meant it was time to... 187 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,398 Make love. ...bone. 188 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,766 Yeah, make love. 189 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,334 We're getting rid of this thing-- especially since 190 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,769 you guys aren't using it anymore, right? 191 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,504 NICK and JESS: Right. Wrong. 192 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:13,206 I, Winston L'Andre Bishop, 193 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:18,345 saw that very mug on this very hallway table 194 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,413 just last week... 195 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,783 "Ass" very out. 196 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,851 Ooh...! 197 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,519 JESS: Winston, that mug hasn't seen 198 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,887 any action in over a year. 199 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,088 You're off your rocker. 200 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,790 If I were off my rocker, 201 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,360 would I take a weekly selfie with my cat? 202 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,862 Oh, Winston. 203 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,531 You see, just last week, I took this selfie with... 204 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,867 (chuckling): Wait, not that one. 205 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,735 (Winston laughing) 206 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,172 That's crazy. Not that one. I forgot I had this one. 207 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,040 This selfie, 208 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,377 in front of that table. 209 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,447 Sex mug. Question is, who put the mug out? 210 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,050 All right, let's not play the "who put the mug out" game. We should be focusing on Coach. 211 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,452 I saw you checking out Jess's butt last week. 212 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,454 No. Yes, she was wearing the "look at me" skirt. 213 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,956 All right, well, let's not try to... My money's on Jess. 214 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,824 Wait. She hasn't had sex since Ryan, 215 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,793 and desperate times call for Nick Miller. 216 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,896 Is the "look at me" skirt the green one? 217 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,497 Hey. Do not change the subject. You are implicating yourself 218 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:11,932 by changing the subject like that. 219 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,266 Hey! 220 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,502 I put the mug out. 221 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,903 Okay? And, actually, nothing happened, 222 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,738 and I regret nothing. 223 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,339 Now, I'm going to my room, 224 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:23,644 and I'm considering throwing out my sunglasses. 225 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,687 So long, old friend. 226 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:35,689 (sighs) 227 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,091 Just doesn't feel right. 228 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,427 (chuckles): Welcome back, old friend. 229 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,062 (knocks) Hey. 230 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,363 Got a second? 231 00:07:44,396 --> 00:07:45,932 Jess, we don't have to talk about it. 232 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,935 Obviously, I was the one who put the mug out, 233 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,672 so I wanted to thank you for covering for me. 234 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,139 No problem. Obviously, we're broken up, 235 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,843 and it was... a moment of weakness. 236 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,545 I didn't even know you put it out; I didn't see it. 237 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,112 Oh! No harm, no foul. 238 00:07:59,146 --> 00:07:59,947 Well... We didn't bone. 239 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,615 No bone, no phone home. 240 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,483 Great. So we're cool. I'm cool if you're cool. 241 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,552 Fanterstic. 242 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,788 I'm going to knit a scarf for Coach. 243 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,221 I'm sure he'll love it. Okay, bye. 244 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,992 Thanks for the chat. Sayonara. 245 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,127 Hey, Nick, uh, do you want 246 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,663 to know why I put the mug out? 247 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,297 We're cool! We're cool. 248 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:18,331 Go knit that scarf. Right. 249 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,367 (door closes) 250 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,017 (whispers): Okay. 251 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,187 No, no, no! Cece! 252 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,289 I want it back! I want it back! 253 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:46,025 Pop, pop, little bubble! 254 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,161 Let that sizzle speak. 255 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,230 It's time to flip. Care to do the honors? 256 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,463 Ah, sure, man. That'd be cool. 257 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,235 Rude. 258 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,705 Winston, you're not gonna trick me into taking the stupid pan. 259 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,338 It stays behind-- that's the system! 260 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,041 Clean break. 261 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:02,676 You know what, fine, Coach, don't take it with you. 262 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,876 Leave everything behind. 263 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,345 Try not to remember anyone. 264 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,715 We are nonessential. 265 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,548 Message received. 266 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,221 Nah, Coach, I don't think so. 267 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,856 Because this crepe belongs 268 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,392 in the belly of someone with a heart. 269 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,100 (sighs) 270 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,235 Damn it! 271 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,337 Ouch! 272 00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:33,440 (groans) 273 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:39,046 Why are you so secure? 274 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,748 You're filled with things that nobody wants! 275 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,885 Oh. Thank God. 276 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,320 Hey, how are you? 277 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,056 I dropped something in the bin, and I need it back. 278 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,456 You Jewish? 279 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,567 I just need a bo... I just need a box. 280 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,402 I just can't part with you. 281 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,904 Okay, I'll tell you what happened. You knit fast. 282 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:08,075 Winston had fallen asleep polishing his candelabra. 283 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,076 I had just opened a bottle of pink wine, 284 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,945 and then you showed up. NICK: Oh, hey. 285 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,346 Just working out. 286 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,947 Got to sweep the temple. 287 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,118 * 288 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:25,292 (groaning, growling) 289 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,895 Damn... 290 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,932 So, see, it wasn't my fault. 291 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,934 In your defense, I've been working on my body, 292 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,970 doing my burpees, and it shows. 293 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,506 (knees crackling) 294 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,280 (knees crackle) 295 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,149 (winded): I'm not gonna do that again. 296 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,985 Nick... Warrior pose! 297 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:56,523 Nick, is there anything that I do 298 00:10:56,556 --> 00:11:01,193 that makes you think about putting the mug out? 299 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,899 No, I-I can't think of anything. 300 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,535 Right. 301 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,638 It's just not the way that this old brain works. 302 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,306 Clean break. 303 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,842 Great. Clean break. I agree. 304 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,945 Jess, hold on. Hey, hey... H-How is that...? 305 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,880 Jess, wait! 306 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,583 Yeah, I'm stuck. 307 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,022 Well, we seem to be 308 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,023 in a bit of a conundrum. 309 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,591 How do I know this is your box? 310 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,025 Do you have any identification, "Cece"? 311 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,927 Cece's my ex-girlfriend; it's a box of her things. 312 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,897 But I can tell you everything that's in there. 313 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,831 There's some paintings, erotic writings, 314 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,832 there's a brassiere. 315 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,334 Why would you have her brassiere? 316 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,169 Well, you know, she left it in my car, and I kept it. 317 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,871 She never asked for it back? 318 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,341 Okay, um, Wally, look, it's a box of memories. 319 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,844 Memories that I'm not ready to let go of yet. 320 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,278 Maybe if I could talk to Cece... 321 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,213 Can't talk to Cece; Cece's on top of a mountain. 322 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,115 Look, I know this is unusual, 323 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,384 but I need that box back, Wally. 324 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,019 I need it back more than anything else 325 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,888 I've ever needed in my life. 326 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,254 Please. 327 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,857 Does she know she's on the mountain, 328 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,725 or is she being held there against her will? 329 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:07,860 Damn it, Wally, give me the box! 330 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,897 No! No! 331 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,032 No! No! 332 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,365 (whistle blowing) Wally! 333 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,967 Stop blowing the whistle! 334 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,503 You're sexually safe! 335 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,408 Coach, is that a bigger bag? 336 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,244 My old bag broke, so I got a wheelie. 337 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,477 Same system. 338 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,047 Still only essentials. 339 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,315 (pan clangs) 340 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,283 Is there a pan in there? 341 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,152 Nah. Nah, that's not a pan. 342 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,886 That was just, uh, the sound of 343 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,388 two track pants hitting together. 344 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,524 You know, the buttons be like... ting... ti... 345 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,062 But, um... (clears throat) 346 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,897 Yeah, since I got this new suitcase, 347 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,066 I might as well take a few more things. 348 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,067 Just to fill up space. Know what I mean? 349 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,402 Just to fill up space. 350 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,838 Like, uh... 351 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,274 take these glass grapes. 352 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,476 Just to fill up space. 353 00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:58,812 Not that I want them. 354 00:12:58,846 --> 00:12:59,812 Of course not. 355 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:00,913 And this blanket. 356 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,414 For cushioning. 357 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,615 (moans) 358 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,683 That smells nice, huh? 359 00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,186 For cushioning, dude. 360 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,687 These mystery novels. 361 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,456 Take these. 362 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,692 Not 'cause they're Jess's, just because... 363 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,427 I'm an avid reader now. 364 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,929 Stop smiling at me, man. 365 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,099 I'm taking Nick's workout jams. 366 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,967 'Cause, uh... 367 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,936 that one time I trained him, 368 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,604 (voice breaking): saw a lot of results. 369 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,039 (voice breaking): I remember. He was so fat. 370 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,609 And I'm taking this remote. 371 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,945 Because you always hit the info button by mistake. 372 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,346 No, no, it's not by mistake, Coach. 373 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,948 (sobbing softly) 374 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,118 I like to know more about the cast and crew. 375 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,321 Remote's gonna miss this TV so much. 376 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,124 Our TV is gonna miss that remote. 377 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,725 (sobs) 378 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,195 (sniffs) 379 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,796 Smells like all our fingers. 380 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,399 (both sobbing) 381 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,433 (wailing) 382 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,337 Hey, Jess. 383 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,739 Hey. 384 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,575 Do you really think 385 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,744 I haven't thought about putting this mug out? 386 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,313 Oh, I don't know, Nick. You said it. 387 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,249 What's past is past. Clean break. 388 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,485 Think about my living conditions for the past year. 389 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,388 I live across the hall from my beautiful ex-girlfriend. 390 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,524 And your living conditions-- 391 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,692 you live across the hall from your beautiful ex-boyfriend. 392 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,428 Two true beauties. 393 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,663 So you have thought about it. 394 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,730 I'm a man. 395 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,666 I am a human man. Interesting. 396 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,001 You're the one who's always getting out of that shower 397 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,169 in that little towel, Jess. 398 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,571 Or you're wearing your glitter 399 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,340 or your pantyhose. 400 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,508 They're driving me crazy! Okay? 401 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,509 I know how hard it is to get those pantyhose up, 402 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,511 and I just... I just sometimes want to rip 'em down. 403 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,248 Just admit it, Miller! 404 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,049 You're thinking about putting the mug down right now! 405 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,584 No. 406 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,620 Admit that you want me to be thinking about it. 407 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,289 I don't want you to think about it, so stop thinking about it. Well... 408 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,024 stop talking about it and then I'll stop thinking about it. 409 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,360 So, you are thinking about it? Look, Jess! 410 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,760 I'm not not... 411 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,466 ...thinking about it. 412 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,799 (door opens) 413 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,371 Hey, guys. Want to know what happened to me today? 414 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,407 JESS and NICK: We're kind of in the middle of something.... Fine, I'll tell you. 415 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,076 I spent $500 to get back a five dollar bill. 416 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,945 Go ahead, call me a fool. 417 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,413 You won't be the first person to call me that today. 418 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,414 You're a fool! 419 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,216 I need to move on. 420 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,918 I'm never gonna get Cece back. 421 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,486 And I know it's my fault that I lost her. 422 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,721 NICK: You lost her twice. 423 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,722 You had her... I know I lost her twice. 424 00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,725 Why would you have to...? Then you got her, then you blew it. 425 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,725 Then you got her... 426 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,296 Who are you clarifying this for? 427 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,163 Are you sure you know how Cece feels about you? 428 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,664 Yeah, I mean, she said a thousand times 429 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,567 that she only wants to be friends with me. 430 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,504 Schmidt... Jess, Cece doesn't love me and she never will. 431 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,272 So I think it's time to let go. 432 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,474 Nick, I want you to have this five dollars. What? 433 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,610 Go buy yourself something special, like a burrito. 434 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,445 I love burritos. 435 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,980 Oh, I have to tell you something, Schmidt! 436 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,315 I... (groans) 437 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,517 But I can't tell you. 438 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,019 (groans) So, I'll... 439 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,820 I'll tell you. Loophole! 440 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:54,953 Nick... 441 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,256 Cece's in love with Schmidt. 442 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,326 What? 443 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,293 (sighs) Yeah. 444 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,596 For real? 445 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,764 Well... Also, Winston promised... 446 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,267 Why are we talking about Winston?! Winston... 447 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,001 Cece loves me! Nick, we did it! 448 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,169 I got to go! 449 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,606 Can't wait for Cece 450 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,774 to get back from her trip. 451 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,144 I'm going after her. Coach... (sighs) 452 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,315 I used to wish that you were uglier. 453 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,317 I don't wish that anymore. 454 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,120 I only wish you the best. 455 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,556 Hey, you're the handsome one in the loft now. 456 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,459 Big responsibility, but I think you're ready. 457 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,626 All right, you guys, I'm off. 458 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,495 Off to climb a mountain. 459 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,963 I'll see you in autumn. 460 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,966 Winter at the latest. 461 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,301 Good luck, Schmidt. Yeah. 462 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,802 You go get her! Okay. 463 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,236 COACH: Find that girl. 464 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,905 WINSTON: See you, Schmidt! JESS: Bye! 465 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:49,709 Cece! 466 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:52,544 Cece. 467 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,316 Hey, um... 468 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,985 so, I was, I was on the top of this mountain, 469 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,720 and I finally got cell reception 470 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,022 and there were, like, 20 voice mails from... 471 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,023 Are you in love with me? 472 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,327 Because I'm in love with you. 473 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663 Deeply. 474 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,664 But I assumed that you would never because I've... 475 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,267 I've messed this up so many times. 476 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,768 And you've made it very clear that you just want to be friends 477 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,869 with me and I value that friendship so much. 478 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,872 So if I'm ruining it by doing 479 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,342 any of this, please, please stop me! 480 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,112 Schmidt. 481 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,682 I'm in... 482 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,384 I'm in love with you. 483 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,554 (quietly cheering) 484 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,755 Really? 485 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,923 Mm-hmm. 486 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:40,192 Yeah. 487 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,962 Yeah, it's kind of stupid how much I'm in love with you. 488 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,266 You should've seen how fast I came down that mountain. 489 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,933 I mean, a lot of it was falling. 490 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,801 Luckily, the ground just stopped me, but... 491 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,373 You remember this? 492 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,476 Looks like it's finally just the two of us, huh? 493 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,744 Oh, God, you're about to say something stupid, aren't you? 494 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,380 Yeah. 495 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,615 Girl, I'm-a marry you. 496 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,750 Jar. 497 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,253 I know this might seem crazy, 498 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,888 uh, and... 499 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,892 probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not. 500 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,627 Not for me. 501 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,930 I've known since the minute that I met you. 502 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,669 (gasps) Oh, my God. 503 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:23,970 Cecelia Parikh... 504 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,271 Oh, God, you're gonna say 505 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,338 something stupid, aren't you? 506 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,075 Girl, will you marry me? 507 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:32,578 (all gasping, screaming, laughing) 508 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,280 Would you please shut up?! I can't hear the answer! 509 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,214 Oh. Shh. Yeah. 510 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,250 Yes! 511 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,785 (all cheering) 512 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,987 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 513 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,089 We're getting married! 514 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,459 (all cheering) 515 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,363 (chattering happily) We did it! 516 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,201 Go say bye. 517 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,473 Uh... 518 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,212 I love you guys and, uh... 519 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,647 I'm gonna miss you. 520 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,982 Especially you, Jebecca. 521 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,619 Aw. 522 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,621 (all laugh) 523 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,654 All right, man. 524 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,789 All right! Aw. 525 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,891 We're gonna miss you. 526 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:19,959 Bye, buddy. 527 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,394 Good-bye, Coach. 528 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,561 See you, man. 529 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,196 See you, Coach! Save the date! Bye! 530 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,464 Bye! 531 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,999 Bye! Don't ever change, Coach. 532 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,134 See you at the wedding! He's gonna change. 533 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,803 NICK: Later! JESS: Bye! 534 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,972 WINSTON: See you, buddy! SCHMIDT: See you! 535 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,309 Adios. 536 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,547 * Nothing is as it has been 537 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,384 * And I miss your face like hell * 538 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,319 I think it's time. It's time. 539 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:51,523 * And I guess it's just as well * 540 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,692 Clean break? 541 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,595 Clean... break. 542 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,332 Actually, do you mind talking with me for, like, ten minutes? 543 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,099 Cece and Schmidt are in my room. 544 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,101 Oh, sure. (crying nearby) 545 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,604 Oh, Cece's crying. 546 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,338 Aw. Aw. 547 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,674 (high-pitched crying) 548 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,942 I can't believe this is happening. 549 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,845 It's everything that I've ever wanted. 550 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,582 Okay, I know. Me, too. 551 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,384 But... we can't have sex if you keep crying. 552 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,519 I'm gonna stop. Great. 553 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,686 I'm gonna stop. Great! 554 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,921 'Cause I get it. It gets in the way. 555 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:23,823 Right. All right. 556 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,560 * Been talking 'bout the way things change * 557 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,529 (high-pitched crying) Okay. 558 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,530 I know. 559 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,900 (crying continues) 560 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,037 * And my family lives 561 00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:41,641 * In a different state 562 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,878 * And if you don't know what 563 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,548 * To make of this 564 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,917 * Then we will not 565 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,653 * Relate 566 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:59,892 * So if you don't know what to make of this * 567 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:04,663 * Then we will not relate 568 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,669 Well, these people were about to throw away 569 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,903 a perfectly good mug. 570 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,904 Full disclosure, it used to be a sex mug. 571 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,707 But now it's a cat mug. 572 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,912 Nothing wrong with us. 573 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,750 * Oh, rivers and roads, rivers and roads * 574 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:29,989 * Rivers till I reach you 575 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:33,159 * Oh... * * Rivers and roads 576 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,028 * Rivers and roads 577 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,029 * Rivers till I reach you. 578 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:41,567 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH