1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,304 NICK: Your hair looks so different. Well, get used to it, boys. 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,873 'Cause we're single, we're sophisticated. 3 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,342 And we just went to a place to get blow-outs. 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,477 What's a blow-out? 5 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,843 You know how it's impossible 6 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,313 to make your own hair look amazing? 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,348 Uh, I do not. Yeah, you know whose hair I admire? 8 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,250 Jesus. Man, dude's hair get overlooked 9 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,419 because of all the miracles and stuff. 10 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,088 So, there's a place that just blows out your hair? 11 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,489 Well, they wash it first. 12 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,024 So, essentially they create a problem, 13 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,094 and then charge you to fix it. 14 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,228 Here's a, a business idea I just thought of. 15 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,730 Why don't I break the heels off your shoe, 16 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,765 and then charge you to glue them back on? 17 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,167 Or, uh, take your sore back and adjust it. 18 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,904 Which would, uh, just make me a chiropractor. 19 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:38,371 You ladies need to be very careful. 20 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,740 Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. 21 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,210 Make them take on things that they can't handle. 22 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:43,210 Hillary Clinton. 23 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,277 Oh, hey, Ken. You can just 24 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,579 put the beer behind the bar. 25 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:46,847 Oh, actually I was coming over here 26 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,582 to talk to the pretty ladies. 27 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,118 (both laugh) 28 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,418 Nice hair. 29 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:52,520 (both laugh) 30 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,853 (laughs) Hey, Jess. 31 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,122 Hey, Cece. 32 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,125 Bear Claw, hello. 33 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,226 I'd offer you my hand, but it's quite wet. 34 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:00,628 Still standing close to people. 35 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,929 My building has cable Internet now. 36 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,396 Did you get even prettier? 37 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,465 (laughs): What? 38 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,533 No. 39 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,799 What? No. 40 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,701 What... no. 41 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,138 You and Cece should come to a party at our place tonight. 42 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:12,472 I live with Ken. 43 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,706 Ken played football in college. 44 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,075 Do a football thing, Ken! 45 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,210 I'm kidding, Ken. 46 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,445 Nobody wants to see that garbage. 47 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,614 Anyway, gonna be some cool people there. 48 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,981 We know twin architects. 49 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,384 Yeah, they're... brothers. 50 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,484 Ken, what did we talk about?! 51 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,552 Huh? 52 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,620 Some people understand things 53 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:27,655 that don't come 54 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,390 quite naturally to your brain! 55 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,990 Stupid dum-dum. 56 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,725 Stay out of this. You guys want to come? 57 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,228 Um, could you excuse us for a second? Yeah. 58 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:38,231 You played that all wrong, you stupid idiot. 59 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,401 Cece, I know these guys are weird, but 60 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,436 parties have cute guys who aren't Schmidt. 61 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,605 What did Charisma say while he was washing our hair? 62 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,939 He said he was worried about Taylor Swift 63 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,776 living in New York all alone. 64 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,578 Well, yeah, we all are, but he also said 65 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,445 that we need to embrace our freedom. 66 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,347 We're single. We can do whatever we want! 67 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,950 The only thing stopping us is us. 68 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,521 And Charisma made us promise not to waste these blow-outs. 69 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,191 Our hair does look so good right now. 70 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,792 Let's do this! Let's go to this party! 71 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,661 Let's see where this journey takes us! 72 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,729 (birds chirping) 73 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,000 Good morning. 74 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,836 Hi. 75 00:02:15,868 --> 00:02:18,271 Do you want to hear a funny story? 76 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,106 This green pillow over here, 77 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:23,610 I always use it in between my legs 78 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,646 like a... like a second person. 79 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,882 But it found its proper home 80 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,918 underneath your head today. 81 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,701 (both laugh) MAN: Hey, hey... mamma mia! 82 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,903 He slipped in the sauce. Bookmark this one. 83 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,539 Coach, get in here! We're watching videos 84 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,574 of Italians falling down. 85 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,477 Oh, he's on a jog with May. You know, I think 86 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,010 he might've met his match with that one. 87 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,646 Rumor has it they haven't even kissed yet. 88 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,248 What was all that noise in their room 89 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,816 if they haven't kissed yet? That's weird. 90 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,818 Stop listening by everybody's rooms 91 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,986 for sex sounds, Winston. (laughs) 92 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,656 Listen, if I'm not getting it, Hey! Hey! 93 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,258 I want to make sure everybody else is getting it. 94 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,859 Winston, I mean it, man. 95 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,926 Good morning! 96 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,695 I, uh, I believe you all know May. 97 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,197 Hi. If you'd like to exchange pleasantries, 98 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,432 please do so now, as she is on her way out. 99 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,834 NICK: Why are you talking like 100 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,103 you're high and I'm your dad? 101 00:03:23,135 --> 00:03:25,204 Sorry I can't stay. I'm performing at a benefit today. 102 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,105 Oh. I'm playing 103 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,775 Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1," 104 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:29,610 and all I have left to learn is 105 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,611 the cadenza movement, so it's... 106 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,514 Well, at least it's not the sarabande. 107 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,882 Oh! Oh, my God! (laughing) 108 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,251 Right? I get this. 109 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,218 That's crazy. 110 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,920 Hey, you guys should come. 111 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,557 Yeah, it's at an art gallery. 112 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,393 Yeah, yeah. I-I think I speak for everyone 113 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,295 when I say absolutmont. 114 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,862 (laughter) 115 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,567 Something about Italians on their asses, man. 116 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,406 BOTH (gasp): Oh, my God! 117 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,610 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 118 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,076 You have stickers 119 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,145 on your neck. (groans) 120 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,448 Ow! 121 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,282 "The man, the legend"? 122 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,717 Wouldn't that mean he has no penis at all? 123 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,752 Look, I had no choice, okay? 124 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:12,819 He's sleeping on my shirt. 125 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,888 We need to go! Walk of shame! 126 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,456 Let's make a move. 127 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,759 Wait a minute. Why do women have to have a label 128 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,961 for going home in the morning 129 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,230 when for men it's just... going home? 130 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,632 Why don't we just call ourselves what we are? 131 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,636 Two respectable women rushing to their car. 132 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,737 Great. 133 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,439 Aah! Aah! 134 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,740 Oh! 135 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,442 The sun! Hellfire! 136 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,312 Where's the car? Where's my car? 137 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:41,148 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! No! No, no, no, no! 138 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,516 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no! 139 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,617 What are we gonna do? 140 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,319 My phone's dead. 141 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,153 My phone is dead, too. 142 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,822 I have no cash. Now, what are we gonna do? 143 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:49,856 Are we gonna walk? 144 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,692 My feet are wrecked, okay? 145 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,026 And carrying shoes? 146 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,495 That's legit walk of shame. 147 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,829 Please stop saying "walk of shame." 148 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:57,965 Also "legit." 149 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:00,266 Not crazy about that word, either. 150 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,870 If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend 151 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:07,507 can run with no legs, we can walk in heels. 152 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,175 CECE: Excuse you! 153 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,512 Those little bitches throwing us shade? Hey! 154 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,480 Keep it moving! (both laugh) 155 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,783 This is a middle school vice principal 156 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,884 and can give both of you detention. 157 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,119 JESS: Hey, would one of you let us 158 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:21,622 use your phone in exchange for... 159 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,790 Cece? What? 160 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,492 Cheese and a condom? 161 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:25,992 It's for emergencies. 162 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,797 Do you think Nick and Winston should come to May's thing? 163 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,798 No. 164 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,899 I mean, I'm so freaked out 165 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,233 that they're gonna embarrass me. 166 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,233 I'm barely holding my own 167 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:35,403 with May's friends as it is. 168 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,404 It's always neo-romanticism 169 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,906 with that guy-- like Rihm, 170 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,874 Rochberg, Zwilich. 171 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,643 You know what song I find neo-romantic? 172 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,512 (humming Johnny Pearson's "Heavy Action") 173 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,182 It's Monday Night Football? 174 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,651 Uh... 175 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,321 Why is it, like, weird right now? 176 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,423 It's a good thing that I'm coming with you. 177 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,492 I know a ton about classical music. 178 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,661 I played the ghost of Rachmaninoff in a loosely based 179 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,663 high school production of Shine. 180 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,932 Now, do you think I'm crazy for, like, thinking like that? 181 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:07,100 Like, what do you think about Nick and Winston coming? 182 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,002 You know, I brought Nick to a work dinner once. 183 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,603 (whoops) That was fun! 184 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,439 Now, that place was fancy. 185 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,206 (groans) 186 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,442 (grunts) 187 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,677 Vest without a shirt? 188 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,377 I mean, it's a clean look. 189 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,379 It's just not for that occasion. You-you don't think 190 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,249 we should tell them not to come, though, right? 191 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:23,550 I think we can tell them whatever we want. 192 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,884 Oh, hey, hey. And then... 193 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,887 so, that's, it's his side. 194 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,021 Hey, Nick! 195 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,790 (sputters) 196 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,093 What's up, man? 197 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,439 Nick, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up! 198 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,941 MALE VOICE: The voice mailbox for... 199 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,276 NICK: Penis Wilson. 200 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:51,077 MALE VOICE: ...is full. Good-bye. 201 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,745 And there it is. 202 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,483 All the numbers I know by heart. 203 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,949 That's more than me. 204 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,284 Learn from us. 205 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,487 Also, never open a line of credit 206 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,723 for your boyfriend no matter how talented of an artist he is. 207 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,259 Uh, we are walking. 208 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,095 We're walking. 209 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,997 CECE: All right. 210 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:13,132 This is a legit walk of shame. 211 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:14,668 Oh, yeah. 212 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,435 Rough start, ladies! 213 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,771 It was the blow-out. 214 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,507 It was the blow-out. 215 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,709 It's gonna be okay. Come on, let's go. 216 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:27,747 Oh, my God, they look so comfy. 217 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,483 Okay, you got it, okay? You got it. 218 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,019 Just give it a good... (grunts) 219 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,021 Oh, God, I need those sneakers. 220 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:35,689 Ooh! So close, so close. 221 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,191 You got it on this one, you got it, you got it. 222 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,192 Yeah. 223 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,427 (screams) 224 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,896 No! No! 225 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,435 Let's follow that train. 226 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,605 JESS: Look at it, just sitting there, so full and so watery. 227 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,841 If we steal that water, 228 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,108 are we criminals? 229 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,442 If we cross this fence, 230 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:57,944 are we crossing a line that we can never...? 231 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,512 Shut up, we are going in. 232 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,783 WINSTON: Makes sense. 233 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,151 Ugh, I can't believe we have to go 234 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,620 to that stupid music thing. 235 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,821 I just found these two-for-one 236 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,288 coupons to the water park. 237 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,124 Wow. They reopened the wave pool 238 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,293 because it's been two years to the day since that guy died. 239 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,127 R.I.P., Mike Beakman. SCHMIDT: All right, you know what? 240 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,797 I'll... I'll take one for the team. 241 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,365 You guys go to the water park, 242 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,733 and I'll go with Coach. COACH: Really? 243 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,033 My eyes react poorly 244 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,502 to children's urine anyway. 245 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,004 Don't ask me how I know that. Sweet. 246 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,338 You guys are gonna have so much fun without us. 247 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,875 Yeah, come on, Coach. Man... 248 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,843 Let's go put on our most scrotum-crushing trousers. 249 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,478 Thanks a lot, guys. 250 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,712 (chuckles) 251 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,181 Those lousy serpents. 252 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,883 They don't want us to come. 253 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,051 Damn lousy serpents. 254 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,351 (hissing) 255 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,587 They must think we're stupid. 256 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,221 I don't want to go... Mm-hmm. 257 00:08:42,254 --> 00:08:43,657 ...but I don't like the idea of not going 258 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,524 because they don't want us to go, 259 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,827 rather than not going because we don't want to go. 260 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,528 That's right, 'cause if we don't go, then who gonna go 261 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,030 when we don't want to, 'cause we go. 262 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,100 Right? Rewind. 263 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,602 Come on, I'm being very clear here. Where are we going and why? 264 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,671 We're going everywhere for both reasons. 265 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,105 (hissing) 266 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,073 How do you do it so smooth? 267 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,942 (hisses) Just... (hisses) ...exhale. 268 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,511 (stuttering hiss) 269 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:06,245 (smooth hiss) 270 00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:07,780 (stuttering hiss) 271 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,616 I just can't do it. I don't even care about it. 272 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,585 Just gonna... 273 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,785 Oh, that's heavy. 274 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,453 Yeah. Okay. 275 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:16,088 Let's just knock it over. Push it ov-- push it. 276 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,725 Push, push... Go. 277 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,926 Oh! Fall back, 278 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,493 fall back, fall back, fall back. 279 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,963 We're trapped. 280 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,466 Now what? Wait until the kid's party's over? 281 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,802 Kids unwrap presents so slowly. 282 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,370 I know. Kids are so slow. 283 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:32,972 I think this is rock bottom. 284 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,374 Cece... 285 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,878 I have to tell you something embarrassing. 286 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,778 What? 287 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,379 I didn't sleep 288 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,548 with Bear Claw last night. 289 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,118 I did something even worse. 290 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,320 We made up a musical 291 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,455 about woodland creatures. 292 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,557 * Owls and squirrels and deer 293 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,491 * Raccoon and caribou * And otters 294 00:09:52,524 --> 00:09:55,128 * Get out of here, you're not welcome * 295 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,897 * Get out of here * Get out of here 296 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,465 * Caribou, caribou... 297 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,966 (laughing) It's true. 298 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,268 (chuckles) 299 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,903 Why did you make it seem like... 300 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,571 Because I didn't have a one-night stand 301 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,938 like a normal woman. 302 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,106 I stayed up all night 303 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,009 pretending to be a singing tree. 304 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,344 * I'm just a dumb old tree 305 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,613 * No, you're not, take it back 306 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,515 * Nobody ever pets me-e-e-e 307 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,018 * 'Cause you're just a tree 308 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,919 * They just eat my nuts 309 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:26,125 * Eat my nuts, eat my nuts. 310 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,198 You're right. That is way more shameful. 311 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,633 (giggles weakly) All right. 312 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,467 Confession. 313 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,570 I did not sleep with Ken, either. 314 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,639 Yeah, we started hooking up 315 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,941 and then I called him... Schmidt. 316 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,975 That's okay. It happens. 317 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,143 Twice. Whatever. 318 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,144 Four times. Okay, that's bad. 319 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,645 I know, I felt so bad afterwards, 320 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,081 I straightened up his room. 321 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,649 I am a grown woman 322 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,786 that is in love with her ex-boyfriend 323 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,621 that has a girlfriend. 324 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:58,325 And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. 325 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,059 I mean, what have I become? 326 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:04,197 This day is about to turn around. 327 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,571 Wait. 328 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,911 Coach. 329 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,211 What? 330 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,513 Just-just put it in your pocket. 331 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,749 No, dude. It had pork belly on it. 332 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,716 Just put it in your pocket. Do it. 333 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,719 I used to play the violin. 334 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,687 Then I became a real musician. 335 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,688 (laughs) 336 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,024 Because your instrument's bigger, right? 337 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:31,859 (chuckles) 338 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,559 Cello knowledge. 339 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,727 Yeah. 340 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,562 (whispering): The cello is bigger. 341 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,597 Nice. (Nick and Winston laughing) 342 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,434 The hell are they doing here? I don't know. 343 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,336 They're drinking at a normal pace. 344 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,605 There's nothing stuck to them. 345 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,107 Exactly. 346 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,576 The hell are they up to? 347 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,746 You are a genius. 348 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,447 Sweet, sweet city water. 349 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,118 Okay. You know how today's been 350 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,552 kind of like a-a crappy day? 351 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,287 Mm-hmm. 352 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,754 Well, how would you feel 353 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,323 if that hose belonged to your ex-boyfriend? 354 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,894 Jess? 355 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,565 Genzlinger! 356 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,902 Hey! Uh... 357 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,403 Blast from the past! 358 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,736 How's that ass? 359 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,206 That ass is good. 360 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,408 I don't know if that's an expression, but... 361 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,143 How the heck are you? 362 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,477 Good. How... Oop. 363 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,215 (chuckles) Don't know why I did that. 364 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,448 Did it again. I don't know why. 365 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,388 Why you guys dressed up all nice? Huh? 366 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,624 Talking all polite and stuff. What-What's going on? 367 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,092 Oh, we're just here for the culture 368 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,129 and, uh, the spectacle of it all. Really? 369 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,397 And to make you look like a stupid piece of crap 370 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,966 for thinking we'd be an embarrassment to you. 371 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,067 I'm patting you down. 372 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,469 Hey. I'm an American citizen. 373 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,937 I request a female if you're gonna do that. 374 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,504 Stop it. Stop. 375 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,773 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Ah, ah. 376 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,142 Get your paws off of me. I feel something! 377 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,509 I feel something! Show some class, Coach. 378 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,476 NICK: Get your paws 379 00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:59,578 off of me! Ow! 380 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,815 Toothpick in my leg! (flute plays discordant notes) 381 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,917 Oh, dip. 382 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,485 Ernie! 383 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,022 Please apologize to Frondi. 384 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,859 The flautist. 385 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,192 Uh... 386 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,326 The flute player. 387 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,528 Oh. 388 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,398 Sorry, Frondi. 389 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,034 I should go. 390 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,139 We'll take care of the charges and the damages. 391 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,009 We'll spare no expense. No, we will not. No, we will not. 392 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,010 We will spare no expense. No, we will not. 393 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,212 So, yeah, I got promoted to vice principal. 394 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,514 VP. Great. 395 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,149 I have a bottle of soy sauce on my desk, 396 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,716 so no more packets for me. 397 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,686 Hey, you got a little roly poly bug on you, hmm? 398 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,453 Oh... 399 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,822 I get it. What? 400 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,325 I wasn't born yesterday! 401 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,126 You think we're on a walk of shame. 402 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,528 I didn't, but... 403 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,297 Congratulations. 404 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,831 You spend your Sundays having cupcake parties 405 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,400 at your beautiful house with your cute little 406 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,802 half-Asian kid and your daddy diaper bag... 407 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,038 I think someone might need a visit from the "rest police." 408 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,240 Just because I don't have a husband 409 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,740 or a baby or a house 410 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,409 doesn't mean I'm not living right. 411 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,912 We're still growing and changing. 412 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,712 Yeah. And that's a good thing. 413 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,347 Look at this hair. 414 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,082 This is single-girl hair. 415 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,750 This is adventure hair. 416 00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:15,388 This isn't boring, married, settled hair. 417 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,389 This is... this is fun. 418 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,524 We're fun. 419 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,326 You know what I did last night? 420 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,528 I got totally obliterated, 421 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,166 and I made up a musical fable with a guy named Bear Claw, 422 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,100 and it was better than sex. 423 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,537 * I'm a little fox, but I'm not that sly * 424 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,938 * What can I say? 425 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,539 * I'm an honest little guy. * 426 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,009 Well, I'm glad things are good... 427 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,177 You know what, Genzlinger? 428 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,846 I don't care what you think of me. 429 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,014 'Cause this is my journey. 430 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,015 Welcome to my freaking journey. 431 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,716 Great, I wish you luck... 432 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,751 You ready? 433 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,886 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 434 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,091 That's not Jenn. 435 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,559 (sighs) 436 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,361 Nope. 437 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,063 This is not my house, okay? 438 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,898 This is not a daddy diaper bag. 439 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,567 This is a bag of sadness. 440 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,537 Because I am a party clown. (squeaks) 441 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,538 I'm actually a musical party clown, okay? 442 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:11,577 So no one's had a more shameful walk this morning than me. 443 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,613 (squeaks) 444 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,149 What happened to Jenn? 445 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,250 Thanks for bringing that up. 446 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,251 Salt in the wound. 447 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,287 She left me. 448 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,453 You know what I did last night? 449 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,588 I'm gonna tell you. 450 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,490 I masturbated to pornography 451 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,961 that I had to draw on the back of an envelope. 452 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,261 (chuckles) Mmm. 453 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,663 He's great with kids. Who are you? 454 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,633 I'm a Liza Minnelli impersonator. 455 00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,501 * Ah... 456 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,668 So... 457 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,341 Ah, guys, look, I don't see much 458 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,076 of the toothpick coming out. 459 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,644 So, best move-- 460 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,980 push it all the way in, and get it from the other side. 461 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,182 Am I right? You guys agree? 462 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,850 How could you guys do this to me? 463 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,152 NICK: We didn't do anything. 464 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,186 You embarrassed yourself. 465 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,620 Actually, you embarrassed us. 466 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,322 And you do it all the time, Coach. 467 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,758 Like how you sit on the hood of your car 468 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,994 when you pump gas into it. 469 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,794 I mean, what, are you in Dukes of Hazzard, you idiot? 470 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,631 I saw Isaiah Thomas do it on a poster once, and it was cool. 471 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,100 And what are you laughing at, all right? 472 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,201 What? You put ChapStick on like a little girl 473 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,769 putting on lipstick for the first time. 474 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,505 (chuckling): It's way too much puckering. 475 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,607 Winston, you know what, you shut up. Cold busted. 476 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,110 You're the most embarrassing one of our friends by far. With your singing. 477 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,312 Your outfits. And the crystals. 478 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,613 Your mural. The mustache. Your fauxhawk. 479 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,182 With your bell. Puzzles. Your cat. 480 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,217 FYI-- you guys live with the cat, too. 481 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,354 But at least I get to reap the benefits. 482 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,554 (chuckles) 483 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,057 That. (door opens) 484 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,893 Ah. (chuckling): Oh, oh. 485 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,894 Look, it's not what it looks like, my man. 486 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:38,065 Um, we're just trying to squeeze something out of my buddy. 487 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,532 We'll be done when it comes out. 488 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,667 (clicks tongue) 489 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,136 COACH: Well, maybe it's not gonna work with May. 490 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,139 She's too good for me. 491 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,140 I should just go back to having soulless sex 492 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,143 with beautiful women I share no emotional connection... 493 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,543 (shouts) Oh! 494 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,678 All my hard work. 495 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,980 May didn't start liking you 496 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,981 because you play some dumb instrument. 497 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,350 She started liking you because you're cocky. 498 00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,851 And you're funny. 499 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,354 What, you're afraid of her 500 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,056 because she plays the standing-up guitar? 501 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,023 He's right, Coach, I don't know why we're trying so hard 502 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,358 to make you fit in here. 503 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,359 You're Coach, 504 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,229 sex in a sweat suit. Yeah. 505 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,830 If I've taught you one thing, it's lead out with confidence. 506 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,233 Follow up with comedy. 507 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,237 And number trey, your home run, your triple-- 508 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,837 have great looks. 509 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,173 I got 'em, and I passed them on to you. 510 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,742 So get out there, you beautiful peacock. 511 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,078 Shake your tail feathers. 512 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,515 I mean, I'd rather not get these compliments with my pants down, 513 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,250 but appreciate it. 514 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,884 Paul, you don't have to do this if you don't want to. 515 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,721 You don't have to clown for these people. 516 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:35,788 Yes, you do. 517 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,923 She said... 518 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,758 Open yourself up to the journey. 519 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,094 Look, if Taylor Swift can live alone in New York, 520 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,461 just think what you can do. 521 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,133 The only thing stopping you is you. 522 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:50,103 Yeah. 523 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,938 Ma'am, I will not clown for you today. 524 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,506 Or any day thereafter. 525 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,476 What are you doing? 526 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,112 I am going on a journey. 527 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,114 This is my freaking journey. 528 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,150 (squeaking) 529 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,218 We're taking back the morning. (whoops) 530 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,253 JESS: Happy birthday to your little one. 531 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,896 May, we run in different circles. 532 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,766 My circle's not even really a circle. 533 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,902 It's more of a swirling mass of idiots. 534 00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,836 But, uh, that's me. 535 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,338 Yeah, you didn't have to come back in here 536 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,440 to tell me you were an idiot. 537 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,807 No. 538 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,510 What I need to tell you is I like you. 539 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,346 And that, um... 540 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,415 and that I hate classical music. 541 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,084 I'm sorry, I do-- I hate it. 542 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,951 I mean, there's so many better kinds of music now, it's... 543 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,587 Okay. You know? 544 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,423 But if you're playing it, I want to listen. 545 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,492 'Cause you mean a lot to me. All right. 546 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:53,500 I'm gonna play you a song, and if you can name it... 547 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,468 (sighs) then we can give this another shot. 548 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,936 If you don't want to do this, just... it's... I'm fine. 549 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,807 (plays Johnny Pearson's "Heavy Action") 550 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,020 That's Monday Night Football! 551 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,223 Yeah, I learned it for you. 552 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,494 All right. Oh. 553 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:23,496 Oh, sorry. 554 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,530 That poked me. 555 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:26,833 Okay. 556 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,234 No, just don't touch it, don't touch it. 557 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,236 Okay, okay, okay. 558 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,037 But okay. Okay. 559 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,215 Los Angeles! (shoes squeaking) 560 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,183 We are sluts and we are clowns! 561 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,086 But we are not losers! 562 00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:48,520 We are not losers! Yes! 563 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,989 No, we're adventurers! 564 00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:52,157 Shame, shame, I know your name. 565 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,192 Ah... yo, Nicholas! 566 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,561 Hey, Genzlinger! 567 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,596 I miss you, man! 568 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,896 Great shoes! 569 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,499 Guess what, guys, I'm still here. 570 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,900 Take that, Lyme's disease! 571 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,368 Cecilia, what is that shirt? 572 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,536 "The man, the legend"? 573 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,271 Oh, I think you've met the legend. 574 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,939 Hey, you guys want a ride?! 575 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,007 Yeah! Nah! 576 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,409 No. 577 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,243 No, we've made it this far. 578 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,944 We're just gonna carry on through. 579 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,580 Yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah. 580 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,914 Take that, City of Angels! 581 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,916 For the true angels are we! 582 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,251 Yes! 583 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,119 Charisma, we didn't waste your blow-out! 584 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,855 I know we are having a moment here. 585 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,624 Just take it down a notch, Jess. 586 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,791 (elevator dings) 587 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,026 Oh, thank God we made it. 588 00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,193 BEAR CLAW: Uh, Jess. 589 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,961 You forgot your purse. 590 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,196 I didn't look inside. 591 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,932 (whispering): But I did feel around. 592 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:34,834 Thanks, Bear Claw. 593 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:41,540 * The forest is very lonely for a thing like he * 594 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,442 * I'm a gay wolf 595 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,278 * He's a gay wolf 596 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,380 * The creatures of the forest 597 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,981 COACH: N-N-N-No, don't go out there, don't. * Are set in their ways 598 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,551 Oh. * It's very hard to be 599 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,153 * An animal gay 600 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,422 * Today 601 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,222 This is super embarrassing. 602 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,156 Yeah. 603 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,224 * Today 604 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,560 (howls) 605 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,564 It's why I didn't want to come out here. 606 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,897 We should go to a minor next 607 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,898 to really feel the sadness 608 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,000 and isolation. No. 609 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,435 Yeah, he just wants to be accepted, May. 610 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,836 Yeah, got it, love that. 611 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,405 JESS: * He runs with the pack 612 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,240 * All day long 613 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,909 * Inside of him Ah, this is too much. 614 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,111 * Is a sad, sad song 615 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:24,115 * He's a gay wolf all alone 616 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,585 * But wait 617 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,253 * I'm a gay wolf, too * 618 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:32,090 * Would you like to eat some wolf Chinese food? * 619 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,093 * Only if it's gay. 620 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,761 Clap now. Clap now. Thank you. 621 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,863 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org