1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:04,046 JESS: The guys and I are about to leave for the airport, 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,875 and I'm so excited to see you. 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,704 Is that Ryan?I can't wait for you to see my hometown. 4 00:00:08,746 --> 00:00:10,923 It's going to be just like An Affair to Remember, 5 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,403 only instead of the Empire State Building on New Year's Eve, 6 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,624 it's going to be a winery near the Portland airport 7 00:00:15,666 --> 00:00:17,321 at my dad's wedding. 8 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:20,454 Anyway, I love you, I miss you. 9 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:23,109 [Schmidt groans]Hello? Hello? 10 00:00:23,152 --> 00:00:24,675 Sounds like I lost you for a minute! 11 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:25,721 [chuckles] 12 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:27,157 Are you there?! 13 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,681 Where's my widdle Eng-wish man? 14 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:32,206 And with that, Ryan walked into the River Thames 15 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,207 and accepted death. 16 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:36,210 The joke's on you, 'cause I wasn't even talking to him. 17 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,212 I was leaving a voice mail. 18 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,908 Haven't talked to him for a week. 19 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:42,302 Are you guys making a group face? 20 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:43,347 No, we're not... No. 21 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:44,218 Nah. Guys, look, 22 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,002 Ryan and I are great. 23 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,438 Really? 'Cause he doesn't call enough. 24 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,136 And when he does, it's in the middle of the night. 25 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,310 Ryan didn't want to move to England, 26 00:00:50,353 --> 00:00:51,659 he had to move to England. 27 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,226 For the last couple of weeks, 28 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,359 you've been keeping Nick hours, and... and it's ugly. 29 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,231 Hey. Sorry. 30 00:00:58,274 --> 00:01:00,320 I was talking to Ryan before he went to work 31 00:01:00,363 --> 00:01:01,496 and I must have fallen asleep. 32 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,585 Friend to friend, am I wearing pants? 33 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,153 The situation isn't ideal, 34 00:01:06,195 --> 00:01:09,504 however, long distance is super romantic. 35 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:11,593 Plus I don't have to shave my legs every day 36 00:01:11,635 --> 00:01:12,680 which is a real plus. 37 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:13,769 You know, Fawn shaves herself 38 00:01:13,811 --> 00:01:15,162 from toe to chin. 39 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:16,554 Every single day. 40 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,555 God, I love my girlfriend. 41 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:20,471 Hey. Oh, Cece. 42 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,993 CECE: Yeah, what?Huge news. 43 00:01:22,037 --> 00:01:24,126 Jake Apex is coming to the wedding. 44 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,736 Jake Apex? 45 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,347 Who is Jake Apex? 46 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:28,783 Jake Apex is Cece's high school crush. 47 00:01:28,826 --> 00:01:32,614 Never did anything for me, but turned Cece to soup. 48 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,572 Thanks. Mm. Yeah. 49 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:36,008 Is he one of them Portland hippies? 50 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:37,271 'Cause I hate them Portland hippies. 51 00:01:37,313 --> 00:01:38,271 CECE: He is a legend. 52 00:01:38,314 --> 00:01:39,533 Every time I spoke to him, 53 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:41,753 I'd have a full-blown tiny kid stroke. 54 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:43,537 Hey, killer. 55 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,539 I... d... uh... mm... 56 00:01:45,582 --> 00:01:47,150 [sputters] 57 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,631 Yeah, well, I got a bad feeling about this guy. 58 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,763 Why, because he's bomb and Cece wants some? 59 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,591 No. Other reasons. 60 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:57,246 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go water my succulents. 61 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,209 How do you know Apex is so cute? 62 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,210 I just assumed. 63 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,212 Winston, stop with the look, okay? 64 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:07,736 Otherwise I will murder you 65 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:09,346 and clean up your blood with your cat. 66 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:13,306 All right? For the 50th time, I do not like Schmidt. 67 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,003 Good luck finding my cat. 68 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,180 You know, I haven't seen him in weeks. 69 00:02:17,223 --> 00:02:19,181 My best man suit. 70 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:20,531 Oh. 71 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,228 I'm my dad's best man. 72 00:02:22,271 --> 00:02:24,448 He wanted a boy. My middle name's Christopher. 73 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,498 Yeah. 74 00:02:39,462 --> 00:02:41,377 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage ♪ 75 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:45,338 ♪ I can't stand it, I know you planned it ♪ 76 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,427 ♪ I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate... ♪ 77 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,125 The Co-Pays are awesome. 78 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:51,344 I can't believe they're also pharmacists. 79 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,563 ♪ I'm-a Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle ♪ 80 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:56,437 ♪ What could it be? It's a mirage ♪ 81 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:59,091 ♪ You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage. ♪ 82 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:00,484 MAN: That's really good. 83 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:01,572 [applauding, whooping] 84 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,921 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 85 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,359 This is a nice place. 86 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:07,143 I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland. 87 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,449 Here we go.That's Bartleby Cellars, of course. 88 00:03:09,492 --> 00:03:11,060 How do you even know that? 89 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,713 Whenever Coach goes to a new city, 90 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:15,237 he learns all about it, like a real weirdo. 91 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,935 I was an army brat, all right? 92 00:03:16,978 --> 00:03:19,024 I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. 93 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:19,937 Oh, and by the way, 94 00:03:19,981 --> 00:03:21,288 calling somebody weird in Portland 95 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,463 is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick. 96 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:24,594 Hey, oh. 97 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,162 It's just... Oh. 98 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,641 Sorry, I thought I heard my phone ringing. 99 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,948 Ryan's supposed to call me before he gets on the plane. 100 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:32,473 Oh! Sorry. Jess, just take your phone out. 101 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:34,038 No, Nick, I want to be here with you guys. 102 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:35,954 I want to... Sorry. 103 00:03:35,997 --> 00:03:37,042 I just want to... 104 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,043 Sorry. 105 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:39,479 Does anybody else hear buzzing? 106 00:03:39,522 --> 00:03:41,176 No.No, 'cause it's not buzzing. 107 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,310 No, honey, but, you know, he's going to be here soon, okay? 108 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,353 Yeah. 109 00:03:44,397 --> 00:03:46,355 Are you guys still touring the city? 110 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,271 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 111 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:51,055 I made about 12 drafts of this map. 112 00:03:51,099 --> 00:03:52,319 Couldn't figure out where to go. 113 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:54,711 Had to fit 18 years into one morning. 114 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,409 So, here it is. 115 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,975 Aw. I'm so excited to show him Portland, 116 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,282 and my mom is so excited to meet him. 117 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:02,633 And I'm going to show him... 118 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,112 Jess, it's not buzzing.It's not buzzing. 119 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,723 I promise you it's not.It's not buzzing. 120 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:07,550 Oh, there's my dad.Hey, guys. 121 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,117 Sounded great. You sounded great. 122 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,337 You look terrific, too.Thank you. 123 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,468 Hey! 124 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,906 Oh, there's my daughter. Oh... 125 00:04:14,949 --> 00:04:17,995 I thought we talked about you not calling me that. 126 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,694 Yeah, yeah.Hi, sweetie. 127 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,129 Hey, how's the food? 128 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,565 I haven't eaten in three weeks. 129 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,394 Trying to fit into my wedding dress. 130 00:04:24,437 --> 00:04:25,526 [laughs] 131 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,528 Had a dream about a crouton last night. 132 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:28,528 And, um... 133 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:31,487 And that was the whole dream. 134 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,447 Ooh, before I forget, 135 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,490 best man. 136 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:35,492 [chuckles] Aw. 137 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:36,754 The wedding rings. 138 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,452 Hey, I want you to meet a bunch of relatives 139 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:41,237 that are all going to be dead in a couple of years. 140 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,499 Oh, good idea. Oh. 141 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,978 Hey, what happened to the British guy? 142 00:04:44,021 --> 00:04:45,284 He's coming tomorrow. Oh. 143 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,026 MAN: Hey, Jake. 144 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:50,593 Jake Apex. That's him. That's him right there. 145 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:52,379 WINSTON: I will say one thing about that man 146 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:55,468 that I've only said about Ryan Gosling-- hot damn! 147 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,470 What's up, Winston? 148 00:04:56,512 --> 00:04:57,600 I'm gonna just go... 149 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:58,601 I'm gonna go talk to him, yeah. 150 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,255 WINSTON: You're good. Yup. 151 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,735 You're okay.Gonna... 152 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:03,607 I didn't know that was a thing. You... 153 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,435 Okay. 154 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,613 [inaudible] 155 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,485 SCHMIDT: Oh, this is very hard to watch. 156 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:14,009 It's like when Bob Costas 157 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,271 had that eye infection at the O-Lympics. 158 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:16,793 You mean the Olympics. 159 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,752 [Cece laughing hard] 160 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,278 [whoops] 161 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,499 Okay. Oh, God. 162 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,586 Okay, what happened? 163 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:27,978 Did I look cool? 164 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:29,980 Uh... Define "cool." 165 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:31,853 What happened? I don't know what hap... I blacked out. 166 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:33,028 Okay, look, Cece-- 167 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,159 I'm gonna help you. 168 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,161 I'm Usher, you're Bieber. 169 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,641 And Jake Apex 170 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:39,947 is all the hot tracks 171 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,209 that we're going to make together. 172 00:05:41,252 --> 00:05:43,386 Hey. Hey. 173 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:47,608 So, um... Ryan's not coming. 174 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,826 Oh, boy. 175 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,220 He has to work on Monday 176 00:05:51,262 --> 00:05:52,439 and he thought, ultimately, 177 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:53,961 it didn't make sense, which makes sense. 178 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:55,485 It's not a big deal. 179 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:57,792 But the tour's canceled. 180 00:05:57,834 --> 00:06:01,317 [in Southern accent]: Hey, Randy, the tour's canceled. 181 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,060 [in normal voice]: I don't know why I did that. 182 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,540 Anyway, go ahead, Nick. Go ahead. 183 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,672 Talk about how much this sucks. 184 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:09,978 Tell me that Ryan's not coming 185 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,848 'cause he's a blank who's a blank. 186 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,677 I do have one thing to say. 187 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:17,680 While you were away, we were all talking 188 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:20,423 about how much we wanted to go on the tour. 189 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:23,557 So don't cancel it. We'll do it with you! 190 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,036 Really? Yeah! 191 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:25,994 Yeah!Yes! 192 00:06:26,036 --> 00:06:27,038 Really? 193 00:06:27,081 --> 00:06:28,518 Yes! Fired up. Fired up. 194 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,651 We haven't stopped talking about... Yeah, man. 195 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:31,434 Couldn't be more excited. 196 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,478 All 18 places! 197 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:34,437 There's 18? Wow. 198 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,483 I'm going to add a few more stops, then. 199 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,528 I definitely know you'd enjoy the Shakespeare Garden. 200 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:39,834 Ha-ha, great. 201 00:06:43,663 --> 00:06:45,795 Guys, Jess says she's fine, but I know she's not. 202 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,668 Okay? She needs cheering up. 203 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:48,625 We're in her hometown. 204 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:50,018 I can't believe Ryan bailed. 205 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,235 I'm not happy with what Ryan's doing. 206 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:52,586 It's, it's not cool. 207 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,718 But today, it's all sunshine and smiles. 208 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:57,504 Hey, hey, hey, hey-- let me, let me get sunshine. 209 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:58,721 Let me get sunshine. 210 00:06:58,766 --> 00:06:59,636 Okay, yeah, you can be sunshine. 211 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,550 Yes! [laughs] 212 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,117 Here she is-- sunshine and smiles! 213 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,250 [all cheering] 214 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:06,600 Jess! WINSTON: Sending the sun in! 215 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:07,730 Hi. 216 00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:09,079 So... I'm sorry this is so small. 217 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,735 It was just meant for Ryan and me. 218 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:12,735 No worries. No problem. It's great. 219 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:13,737 Your shoes look super cute. 220 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,391 You look great. You look great. 221 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,175 Let's see if... Ryan...No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 222 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:20,264 Give me that purse! No more checking in with Ryan. 223 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,701 The tour starts now. 224 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,660 [all cheering] 225 00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:26,663 JESS: And there's the Italian soda shop 226 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:29,536 where I first learned what a "not" joke was. 227 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,536 Not! 228 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:31,928 I... I learned it, actually, 229 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,713 in the candle shop next door. 230 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,672 People don't really do "not" jokes anymore. 231 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,283 Not! They'll be in forever! 232 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:40,677 Right, guys?Not! 233 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,112 [laughs] 234 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:43,505 JESS: And there's the dance studio 235 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,942 where I had my first kiss 236 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:47,641 with the cutest/only boy in my jazz troupe. 237 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,295 Then he came out of the closet-- super gay. 238 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:51,731 Then we kissed some more. 239 00:07:51,774 --> 00:07:53,560 Then he went to Oberlin. 240 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 241 00:07:54,603 --> 00:07:55,778 Stop in that store! 242 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,606 I'm going full Portland, people. 243 00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:02,350 I'm so Portland right now, they all staring at me 244 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,309 like, "Is that the president of Portland?" 245 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,440 [laughing] 246 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,182 I'm like, "No." 247 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:10,533 This is the very pizza place where we'd dab our pizzas 248 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:12,360 with our napkins, to get the grease off, 249 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:15,451 and then we'd make this kid named Joey 250 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,713 eat the napkins. 251 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:19,019 [laughing] 252 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:20,586 I'm not gonna lie... [forced laugh] 253 00:08:20,629 --> 00:08:22,632 I'm Joey. 254 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:25,199 Hmm. 255 00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:26,375 [gasping]: Oh, my God. 256 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:28,769 CECE: Oh, no, he's here. 257 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,944 He's here. He just walked in.Oh, my God. It's Jake Apex! 258 00:08:30,987 --> 00:08:32,380 Oh, is he a firefighter? 259 00:08:32,423 --> 00:08:33,556 Seems pretty easy in Portland, huh? 260 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,165 [chuckles] Rain just does the work for you. 261 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,168 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 262 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:39,779 No! Do... do not go and talk to him. 263 00:08:39,822 --> 00:08:41,346 Do not go and talk to him. 264 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:44,393 Cece, not everything's about you, you narcissist. 265 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,568 All right, just... go to the bathroom, 266 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,744 like you said you'd... 267 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:50,921 And... he's talking to him. 268 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,793 Just don't look. Just don't look.Oh, well, he's looking at you. 269 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:53,793 What? What? Really?No, like, right now, 270 00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:55,360 he's staring at you. 271 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,578 Don't, don't, don't, don't look, don't look. 272 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,625 Don't look. The cutest one's looking right at me. 273 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,278 I don't see a "cute" or "not cute" one, Coach. 274 00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:03,673 If you had to choose, which one's the cutest? 275 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:04,760 Way to the left. 276 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,417 [whispering]: I'm super nervous. 277 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,635 Now my hands are sweating. 278 00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:10,592 Then wipe 'em off. 279 00:09:10,636 --> 00:09:11,985 If he comes over and shakes your hand, 280 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:13,160 you don't want sweaty hands. Oh, my God! 281 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:14,815 SCHMIDT: He said he thinks you're cute. 282 00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:16,817 CECE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 283 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,383 JESS: Hey, Nick, can I have my phone? 284 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,645 You know what? Never mind. I don't care. 285 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,258 So this is my childhood home, 286 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,868 the place of my birth. 287 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,740 Thank you guys so much for doing this, 288 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,176 and coming on this tour with me. 289 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,525 I forgot all about... 290 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,615 [with British accent]: Hello, hello, hello, darling! 291 00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:36,663 ["God Save the Queen" playing] 292 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,753 Where's the famous Mr. Geauxinue? 293 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,275 JESS: Um... well... 294 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:43,104 actually, um, Ryan... 295 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,409 had to cancel last-minute, so he's not coming. 296 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:47,412 I'm so sorry. 297 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,893 Oh, honey... 298 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,241 that's just awful. 299 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,895 Aw... 300 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,898 Damn men. 301 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,248 Oh, I feel so bad for you. 302 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,250 Hey, Mom... Mom...Oh, honey... 303 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,687 Um... 304 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,690 don't get emotional, okay?Yeah. 305 00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:06,256 'Cause if you get emotional, I'll get emotional. 306 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,562 Let's talk about happy stuff. 307 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,825 Did you guys see the video of 308 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,913 the panda farting and falling of a branch? 309 00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:12,133 [everyone laughing]Yeah. 310 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,743 Pretty crazy, man.It was funny. It was funny. 311 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:14,875 COACH: It made me laugh. 312 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,138 Who wants scramblies? 313 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,355 You know I do, Mom. 314 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:19,706 [voice breaking]: Good. 315 00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:23,360 [crying] 316 00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:30,890 Look, this might not be the right time 317 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,806 to say this, you guys, but, uh, 318 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,590 should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing? 319 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,287 JESS: I just want to clarify 320 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:39,072 to everyone here that I am fine. 321 00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,682 Which is why I'm fine. 322 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:41,683 Great!Yeah. 323 00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:43,163 Finer than fine.Mm-hmm. 324 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,904 COACH: Which is why I'm fine.SCHMIDT: Fantastic! 325 00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:46,297 CECE: I'm fine, too. Everybody's great.SCHMIDT: Perfect. 326 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,690 [stifled crying] CECE: Great, all of us. 327 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,561 I'm not fine! 328 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,259 NICK: I can't do this anymore. 329 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,739 It's not all smiles and sunshine. 330 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,697 It's not! 331 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,177 Look, Ryan bailed and that's a dick move. 332 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,831 And that's the truth. 333 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,878 [crying]: I'm fine, I'm just gonna go to my room. 334 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,576 [crying]: I made scones. 335 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,969 [door slams] 336 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,971 Was that sunshine or smiles? Hmm? 337 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,798 [rock music blaring] 338 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,932 Oh... 339 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,585 Joanie... [chuckles] 340 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,197 I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not-- 341 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,937 there's shells all in these eggs. 342 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,769 So, Joan, how do you, uh, feel about Bob getting remarried? 343 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,509 Mm! Oh, I'm fine. 344 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:26,903 I just feel bad for Ashley. 345 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,383 I mean, let's just say 346 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,950 he's a man with a healthy appetite, 347 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,429 except one thing. 348 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,866 [coughing] 349 00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:35,346 Well, that's a visual. 350 00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:36,913 I don't really have a burning desire 351 00:11:36,956 --> 00:11:38,610 to stick around for the wedding, 352 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,221 so I'm going on a trip 353 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,571 with some friends.Hmm! 354 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,355 A trip I've never taken before. 355 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,662 Hmm! 356 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,798 [rock music blaring]: ♪ How can you want me 357 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:54,365 ♪ When I don't know how 358 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:56,585 Hey! You mind if I turn this down? 359 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,673 ♪ To let you get that close to me? ♪ 360 00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,674 [volume decreases] 361 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,328 "AP Stat Jams." 362 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,721 Advanced Placement. 363 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,158 Very smart. 364 00:12:05,201 --> 00:12:07,813 How many Lilith Fairs did you go to? 365 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:10,250 Oh, Method Man performed at that one? 366 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:11,904 It's Liliths Fair. 367 00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:14,211 Like "passersby..." 368 00:12:14,254 --> 00:12:15,822 or "attorneys general." 369 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,868 Well, look, I came to, uh... give you this. 370 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,827 Text Ryan as much as you want, it's none of my business. 371 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:24,351 I just think long-distance relationships suck. 372 00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:27,658 I once broke up with a woman who lived in Irvine, 373 00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,182 and that's only 30 minutes away. 374 00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,663 Mind you, I had hornets living in my car at the time, 375 00:12:31,706 --> 00:12:32,926 which was a factor, 376 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,144 but the commute was also a big part of it. 377 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,668 Well, look, Nick, we're different, 378 00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,018 and just because it's difficult with Ryan, 379 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:38,845 doesn't mean we're doomed. 380 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,672 We're star-crossed lovers. 381 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,849 We're like Kate and Leo... 382 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,938 or... Claire and Leo, or... 383 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:49,072 whatever blonde Leo is taking on boats. 384 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:50,378 They're all doomed. 385 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,945 Leo ain't gonna settle down-- he ain't ready. 386 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:55,904 I'm a hopeless romantic, and I always have been. 387 00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:57,732 Which is why... 388 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,169 I mean, it's a nice notion, it's just... 389 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,693 ...from 1994 to 2001, 390 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,261 I believed that Jordan Catalano 391 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,047 was gonna show up in my driveway 392 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,395 after a dirt bike accident, 393 00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:11,833 all scruffy and... beautiful... 394 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,880 and he would need a bath and some... 395 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,403 medical attention. 396 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,274 You think that little boy is driving a dirt bike? 397 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,668 He looks a lot like you. 398 00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:22,671 That's me, that's Jordan Catalano. 399 00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:23,976 I honestly couldn't tell the difference. 400 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,673 I swear to God. I'm not trying to be mean. 401 00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:27,763 You know what the problem with Jordan Catalano is? 402 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,113 Yeah-- an undiagnosed learning disability. 403 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,985 Oh, I didn't know the boy had mental problems-- 404 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,115 I wouldn't be teasing him, but... 405 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,902 No, it's that he's fake. 406 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,903 The only thing that matters 407 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:41,298 is if the guy is there for you when you need him. 408 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:46,563 Otherwise, you're dating a wall. 409 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,870 I have to get to my dad's wedding.I didn't... 410 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,873 I didn't come in here trying to be harsh, I'm ju... 411 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,961 I was trying to be helpful and it's not working 412 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,094 and I apologize. 413 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:56,618 I was coming in as a friend, Je... 414 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,493 I'm sure that's just her. 415 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,280 Well, the dream's dead. 416 00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:09,022 Apparently, Jake Apex has to work, 417 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,893 so he's not gonna come to the wedding. 418 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,461 I'm wearing the craziest underwear for nothing. 419 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,811 Okay, look, Cece, you know what we do? We regroup. 420 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,246 No, it's fine, Schmidt. I'm over it. 421 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,770 It is not fine. 422 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,947 Look, Cece, you're the most amazing woman I ever met. 423 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,168 If you want Jake Apex, 424 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:28,302 I'm gonna help you get Jake Apex. 425 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm never gonna stop trying to make you happy, Cece. 426 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,961 I promise you, for the rest of my... 427 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,135 [phone ringing] 428 00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:37,832 Oh, look at that, it's Fawn. 429 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,095 Hello, Councilwoman Moscato. 430 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,140 [quietly]: Oh, yeah. 431 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,143 [panting]: Guys! 432 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,840 I forgot the rings at the house. 433 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,624 They're in my purse in my room. 434 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,278 And now I have to go get my dad ready. 435 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,715 Apparently, he's wearing some kind of a male corset. 436 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,543 All right, Coach and I will get the rings... 437 00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:53,849 You don't have a car. 438 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,024 All right. Okay. 439 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,634 Wait! 440 00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:59,201 All right. 441 00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,725 Let's do this. 442 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,205 [chuckles]: Yeah. 443 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,336 Okay. Okay. 444 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,207 Okay, ready?Yep, yep. 445 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,775 Go easy. I'm not on! 446 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:11,039 You're not?!I'm not on! I'm not on! 447 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,519 You don't have the rings?! 448 00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,086 Well, Dad, hold on...You don't have the rings?! 449 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,176 Oh! Damn it, no! That's... 450 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,003 No, this is bad. 451 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,525 We're doomed! 452 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,005 You look beautiful, but we are doomed. 453 00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,006 [groans] 454 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,009 Oh, yeah. 455 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,966 [sighs] 456 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,881 I wish these were filled with ground beef. 457 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,014 [ringtone playing] 458 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,190 Oh, wait, this is Nick! Nick's calling! 459 00:15:30,232 --> 00:15:31,974 Probably walking in the door. Here. 460 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:32,975 Hey. 461 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,019 I found the purse, 462 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,412 but your mom has the rings. 463 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,892 What? [chuckles] 464 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,240 Can you ask her for them? 465 00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,113 Yeah, it's a little hard right now. 466 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:43,202 Remember she said she was going on a trip? 467 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:44,595 [women laughing, howling] 468 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,561 It's gonna be a hair longer. 469 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,519 It's acid, isn't it? 470 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,221 What is taking them so long? 471 00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:04,919 [laughs]: Hi! 472 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,096 Um... so the wedding will begin shortly. 473 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,056 [crowd sighs]But first, 474 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,232 I'm gonna start you off with a crowd-pleasing, 475 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,408 nondenominational-- 476 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,585 something in it for everyone-- [chuckles] 477 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,152 "Ave Maria." 478 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:25,288 ♪ Ah... 479 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,119 [continues holding note] 480 00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:32,947 ♪ Ve... 481 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:36,517 [continues holding note] 482 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,735 Joan, I need you to focus. 483 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,040 I need you to help me 484 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,825 find those rings. [grunts] 485 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,174 We have the rings. 486 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:43,306 They all-- all of you...We all have the rings. 487 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,091 Everyone's got the ring.Come into the womb. 488 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,309 Come into the womb.I don't want to come in the womb. 489 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,096 Come into the womb.I'm not a womb guy! I'm not a womb guy! 490 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,836 ♪ Mari... 491 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,274 [continues holding note] 492 00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:56,927 Show me the rings!The womb. 493 00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:57,928 WOMEN [chanting]: Reverse. Birth. 494 00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,495 Can I just see that? 495 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,149 Reverse. Birth. 496 00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:02,195 That's not it. 497 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:06,154 ♪ Ah... 498 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:09,941 ♪ Ah... 499 00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:11,247 WOMEN [chanting]: Reverse. Birth.Here we go! 500 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,205 This is a real Portland experience!Reverse. Birth. 501 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,555 Reverse. Birth.Ah, hippie hair in my mouth! 502 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:15,859 Hippie hair in my mouth! 503 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:17,688 [squeaking chatter] 504 00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:20,212 And with that message from Beaker, 505 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,432 all of the Muppets have wished Bob and Ashley 506 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,521 a very happy wedding. 507 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,220 [growling voice]: Except for me. 508 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,439 [normal voice]: Cookie Monster, is that you? 509 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,484 Now, I understand, Cookie Monster, 510 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:35,444 you've got a very special song to sing for us. 511 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,709 [growling voice]: Yes, I do! 512 00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:41,494 ♪ Ah... 513 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:45,106 ♪ Ve... 514 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,586 ♪ Mari... 515 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,023 [fire alarm wailing] 516 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,113 There are a lot of ways to stall a wedding, okay? 517 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,332 And you just happened to... 518 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,202 Go talk to him. 519 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,857 Yeah. Talk to the guy you like. 520 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,123 [gasps] Oh. 521 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,690 Hey, killer. 522 00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:05,387 Hey, so, uh... 523 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,519 I'd love to see you again before you leave. 524 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,130 To be honest with you, Cece, 525 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,740 I've always had a crush on you. 526 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,701 Oh, God. 527 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,963 Okay, so I've never said this out loud before, but... 528 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,230 I'm... 529 00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,189 in love with someone else. 530 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,278 It's kind of complicated because he has a girlfriend, 531 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,192 so I can't tell anybody. 532 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,499 I mean, Winston knows, but you, you don't know Winston. 533 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,761 I got to get back to the truck soon. 534 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,415 Power steering's out again. 535 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,243 I'm the only one strong enough to drive it. 536 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,375 Of course. But, uh, 537 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,160 I guess I'll see you around. 538 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,422 Yeah, I guess. 539 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,295 [bicycle bell dings] 540 00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:44,644 Okay, okay.Got it. 541 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,298 Oh, my God! Thank God you guys are here! 542 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,647 Is my mom okay? 543 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,388 It's actually really hard 544 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,086 riding one of these bikes; it's super tiring. 545 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,608 I don't have a watch on. 546 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,480 I don't know why I'm doing that. 547 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,527 Dad, I... 548 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,095 [Bob humming music] 549 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,017 [continues humming] 550 00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:11,324 Aren't they cute? 551 00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:12,933 Cute as a mute. 552 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:15,327 That's a thing. 553 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,590 People-people say that. 554 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201 [sighs] 555 00:19:19,244 --> 00:19:21,421 Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it? 556 00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:24,554 No, it isn't. 557 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,817 Hey, Nick... 558 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,343 you were right. 559 00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:33,432 He should've been here. 560 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,261 I need a guy who shows up. 561 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,655 'Cause anything else just isn't real. 562 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:43,921 Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. 563 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:45,052 I touched 564 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,358 both your mother's breasts 565 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:50,057 in a communal womb earlier today. 566 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,582 I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is. 567 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,236 Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it. 568 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,455 It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. 569 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,282 Thanks for being cool about it. 570 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,500 I'll leave you alone. 571 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,502 [continues humming] 572 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,201 Wait, what? 573 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,509 I didn't read about this place. 574 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,511 That's because it's not in any guidebook, Tagliaboo. 575 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,688 It is called Crush Pond. 576 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,385 At least that's what Jess and I used to call it. 577 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,909 We used to come down here when she liked somebody. 578 00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:16,476 We'd throw a rock in the pond, 579 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,867 and we'd wish that they liked her back. 580 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,392 Huh. I'd sit over there 581 00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:20,958 and smoke cloves while she did that. 582 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,922 I broke up with Ryan. 583 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,531 Wow. Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 584 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,751 How'd he take it? 585 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,971 Actually, pretty good. 586 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,756 So you got his voice mail.Yeah. 587 00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:36,931 Sounds about right. 588 00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:40,934 Last stop on the tour. 589 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,980 Um... it's Crush Pond. 590 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,983 So... say a name in your head 591 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:50,378 and throw the rock in the pond, 592 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,556 and they'll love you forever. 593 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,950 Um, and for the record, that's actually never worked. 594 00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,865 [laughs] 595 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,432 So we're gonna do it anyways? 596 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:01,085 JESS: Yeah. 597 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:03,566 We're really gonna do this? 598 00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:05,088 I got a big one. 599 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,874 [singsongy]: I know who your rock is for. 600 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,309 Winston, you better shut up 601 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,137 before I knock that fade right off your head. 602 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,791 [chuckles]: You don't know me like that, Cece. I swear... 603 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,663 Oh, I know you like that, trust me. Swear to God... 604 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,012 Uh, I'm gonna say Detroit Pistons. 605 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,231 You're not getting it, man. 606 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,451 What-what is it? 607 00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:20,539 You got to say, like, a lady's name. 608 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,455 Oh. 609 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:24,718 Gladys. 610 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,372 A lady you know. Oh. 611 00:21:26,414 --> 00:21:30,201 To whoever you are, can't wait to meet you. 612 00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:32,551 And I hope you live close by. 613 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,336 Three, two, one.[all cheer] 614 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,207 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org