1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,829 [British accent]: Hello! Hey. Hi. 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:06,440 Happy St. Valentine's Day, mates. 3 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:10,967 I just spent the week at Ryan's, and it was absolutely lovely. 4 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,316 COACH: Fake accent, 5 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:14,230 smug attitude-- this is exactly why 6 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:16,277 the teachers have turned on Jyan. 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,713 Jyan?! Come on! 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:21,411 You chose the worst parts of both our names. 9 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,327 That's why we chose it.Haters gonna "H." 10 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:25,329 That's why Ryan has to find a new job. 11 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,157 You know, I hear Elijah Wood's looking for a stunt double. 12 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,637 [laughter] 13 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,073 He's so small! 14 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,769 Get back in that tree and make me some cookies, Ryan! 15 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:32,857 Cookies! WINSTON: Yeah! 16 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,904 I know, so hot, right? 17 00:00:36,165 --> 00:00:38,994 Anyway, what's going on in your little lives? 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,692 Well, I'm just enjoying the fruits of dating 19 00:00:40,735 --> 00:00:42,216 a semi-powerful local politician. 20 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,347 Tonight, it's a Valentine's Day 21 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:45,348 cardiologists' soiree. 22 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,003 Check that out. Oh! 23 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,179 Oh, my goodness.Is that the invitation? 24 00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:50,875 Wait, that's a real heart?Looks like meat. 25 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,704 It's not shaped like this?Yeah, well, you know, 26 00:00:52,747 --> 00:00:54,183 the cardiologists feel 27 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,143 that the traditional cartoon heart, uh... 28 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:58,145 promotes ignorance.That's gross. 29 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,277 Where's Nick? How is he handling the breakup with Kai? 30 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,323 I don't know-- I haven't seen Fat Fat Fatty in a long time. 31 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:04,019 Yeah, me, either.Yeah, I haven't seen him since the breakup. 32 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,804 You live in the same room as him. 33 00:01:05,847 --> 00:01:07,328 I've been crashing in your room while you're away. 34 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:08,284 Is Nick missing? 35 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,373 No, he is not. 36 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,941 Oh, boy. [chuckles]: Hey. 37 00:01:11,983 --> 00:01:13,334 SCHMIDT: Oh, wow.COACH: You look terrible. 38 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:14,986 Hey, Nick. Are you covered in gravy? 39 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:18,903 Nope. I've been in my room for the last week sleeping 40 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,296 and thinking 41 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:23,387 and really getting into the comic strip Cathy. 42 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:26,260 Oh, so really excited that we can finally talk about Cathy. 43 00:01:26,302 --> 00:01:27,695 When she's mad, she says, "Ack." 44 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,218 Ack. Ack. 45 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,742 Ack! Nick, why would you come out here? 46 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,527 Sounds like you were doing pretty good in there. 47 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:33,831 Doug's Ale House. 48 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:37,358 The new bar on Sixth and Spring?No. 49 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,143 The exact coordinates to complete my bar crawl 50 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:43,058 that I've been working on for almost a decade. 51 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,234 What?! Ooh. 52 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,278 SCHMIDT: Big day. Thanks. 53 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,628 And guess what? Good news. 54 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,543 [imitates drumroll] 55 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:50,545 It's tonight! Who's in? 56 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,807 Oh...WINSTON: You know, I'm on call at the station tonight, 57 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:54,243 so I can't really drink, so... 58 00:01:54,287 --> 00:01:56,027 Fawn's speaking at a cardiologist event. 59 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,204 Ryan and I have a reservation at a really fancy restaurant, so... 60 00:01:58,247 --> 00:01:59,335 You're probably thinking, 61 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,990 "Oh, a bar crawl on Valentine's Day-- 62 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:05,385 is this about Nick's breakup with Kai?" No. 63 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:06,951 Yeah. Now you might be asking yourself, 64 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:09,389 "Is attendance really mandatory?" 65 00:02:09,432 --> 00:02:11,391 You bet it is. 66 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:13,959 Bar crawl! 67 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:15,438 Hmm. 68 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,527 He's about to crack. We have to go tonight. 69 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,400 So I have news about a bar cr... 70 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,271 Was I just out here talking to you guys about the bar crawl? 71 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,013 Did I already pitch it all to you? 72 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,407 Well, it's happening tonight! 73 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:37,896 Okay, so we hit six bars in five hours. 74 00:02:37,939 --> 00:02:39,246 Wait, wouldn't six hours make more sense? 75 00:02:39,288 --> 00:02:41,247 Yeah, that'd make sense 'cause it all divides... 76 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:43,206 No, no, it doesn't, because it's... 77 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,816 it's five hours. 78 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,687 Now, the amazing thing is, 79 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:50,300 if you connect all the coordinates, the six bars 80 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:53,433 form a perfect smiley face on the map-- look. 81 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,825 You didn't actually connect all the coordinates. 82 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,349 Oh, my... WINSTON: Hey, I think 83 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,699 it is a really cool smiley face. 84 00:02:58,742 --> 00:03:01,050 Thank you.I got your back, man. I got your back. 85 00:03:01,092 --> 00:03:02,834 Actually, I have all your backs, all right? 86 00:03:02,877 --> 00:03:05,228 Uh, since I can't drink tonight, I am your designated buddy. 87 00:03:05,271 --> 00:03:08,710 Here in my backpack, I have a list of items 88 00:03:08,752 --> 00:03:10,319 that we may need. 89 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,278 I got water, so... 90 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,150 I got towels for everybody.Perfect. 91 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,629 I got... small stick. 92 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,675 Speaks for itself.Oh. 93 00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:20,634 Oh. Also... one female condom. 94 00:03:20,677 --> 00:03:23,027 It's gonna go quick, so I'll let you two fight it out. 95 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,812 CECE: Uh-uh. Also, I got 96 00:03:24,855 --> 00:03:27,032 tissues for you, Nick, 'cause... What for? 97 00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:28,729 It's-it's Valentine's Day, and your girlfriend broke up. 98 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:30,252 Yeah, it's gonna be sad...Move it right along, man. 99 00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:32,081 Cool it. And the bar crawl starts... 100 00:03:32,123 --> 00:03:34,170 now! Now! 101 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,301 [all cheering and whooping] 102 00:03:35,344 --> 00:03:37,086 Actually, where's Schmidt? 103 00:03:37,128 --> 00:03:39,175 Well, it's with a heavy heart... 104 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,045 [laughs]: Oh!...that we really must leave you. 105 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,179 We really must. He's too much.It was a pleasure. 106 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,353 Pleasure. 107 00:03:44,397 --> 00:03:45,528 Easy on the puns, okay? 108 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,401 And you've got broccoli in your teeth. 109 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,490 Remember what I told you about eating at public functions? 110 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,274 Only use your back teeth.Only use your back teeth. 111 00:03:51,317 --> 00:03:53,537 Hey, Fawn, I'm sorry. We should probably get 112 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,538 to Nick's bar crawl now, yeah? 113 00:03:55,582 --> 00:03:58,281 You remember? I confirmed it, like, ten times with your intern. 114 00:03:58,324 --> 00:04:00,109 Yes, yes, yes, no. 115 00:04:00,151 --> 00:04:02,067 First, I need to, uh, schmooze some vascular surgeons. 116 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:04,330 Got to get a discount on my spider vein removal. Okay? 117 00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:06,288 Okay, ten minutes tops. 118 00:04:06,332 --> 00:04:08,073 We're still going to dinner, 'cause it took 119 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:09,292 a lot to get this reservation. 120 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,554 Also, we can't get wasted 121 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,556 'cause it's a very nice restaurant. 122 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,949 Which means we have to pretend to drink in front of Nick. 123 00:04:14,992 --> 00:04:16,995 Is that really necessary? 124 00:04:17,038 --> 00:04:18,345 Oh, yakkety-yakkety-yak. 125 00:04:18,387 --> 00:04:19,389 Don't ruin my bar crawl. 126 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:20,216 Let's go. Drink. 127 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,086 Mmm. Mmm. 128 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,220 Mmm, mmm. 129 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,481 Boom! 130 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,440 I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller. 131 00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:30,182 Cece, your mouth is writing a check 132 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:32,141 that your body can't find. [laughs] 133 00:04:32,183 --> 00:04:33,576 That's not an expression. 134 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,404 Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. 135 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,579 We say it all the time. 136 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,233 Thank you, Winston.You're welcome. 137 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,018 Don't write a check your body can't find. 138 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,584 [laughs] Every day, man. 139 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,108 For real. Got to. Got to. 140 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,718 A gimlet for May. 141 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:45,807 Thank you. 142 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,548 Watch and learn, player. 143 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:48,766 If you're a girl and you're 144 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,463 in a bar on Valentine's Day, 145 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,769 you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. 146 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:54,468 I'm interested in casual sex." 147 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,773 [chuckles] Hmm. 148 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:58,209 May, huh? 149 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,603 That's your name? Yeah. 150 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,346 Ah, that's crazy 'cause, uh... [coughing loudly] 151 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,565 [clears throat, groans] 152 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:07,045 I know I just met you, 153 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:09,177 but your name's already written on my heart. 154 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,048 It's fate, baby. 155 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,487 It's fate-- seriously?NICK: All right, come on! 156 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:15,619 Five-minute warning, let's go.Dude, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 157 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,360 Oh, no, nope, you're in the middle of nothing, 158 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:19,230 because that's the cheesiest thing I've ever seen. 159 00:05:19,274 --> 00:05:20,841 [chuckles] She hates you, Ernie. 160 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:23,410 But I don't like her for you, anyway. Let's go. 161 00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,019 Wait, what do you mean? 162 00:05:25,062 --> 00:05:26,848 I just don't know what to do. No schools are hiring. 163 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,457 I've contacted everyone I know. 164 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,504 I even checked through all my contacts in England, 165 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,939 including my old headmaster at Wellington Prep, 166 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,028 to see if he knew of anything in the States. 167 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:37,379 ♪ Where there's a will, there's a Wellington way. ♪ [giggles] 168 00:05:37,423 --> 00:05:40,382 How do you know the Wellington fight song?You sing it in your sleep. 169 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,603 Oh, God.Look, don't worry, 170 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,735 you're gonna find a job.I'm just worried about not seeing you 171 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,519 as much if I switch schools.Well... 172 00:05:46,562 --> 00:05:48,651 I'll just have to sleep over more. 173 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,699 Or you could move in with me. 174 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:55,832 Did the music just get louder? 175 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:59,053 [whoops] The crawl rolls on and Winston's got the rear! 176 00:05:59,096 --> 00:06:00,185 Let's go!CECE: Let's go. 177 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:01,535 [whooping] 178 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,187 WINSTON: Let's go, let's go, let's go. 179 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:05,146 Let's go. I got the backpack in the back of the pack! 180 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:10,413 Hey, so listen, can't make the crawl. Bummed. 181 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:12,067 What?But remember, tomorrow we have that photo shoot, 182 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,981 and I'm gonna need you to look as Mexican 183 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:15,418 as possible, okay? 184 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:16,680 It's not okay. We should be together. 185 00:06:16,723 --> 00:06:17,855 It's Valentine's Day. 186 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,552 Come on, you don't really care 187 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,031 about Valentine's Day, do you? 188 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,293 I don't know, maybe I do. 189 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,338 Plus, you owe me. 190 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,557 I ran the teleprompter at your 191 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,473 last debate-- I made "Fawn is Fine" 192 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:27,908 bumper stickers on my own dime. 193 00:06:27,951 --> 00:06:30,999 Yeah. I even krumped at that anti-gang initiative. 194 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,262 [hip-hop song playing] 195 00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:38,353 Yeah, I have mixed feelings about that. 196 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,615 Me, too. The point is, Yeah. 197 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,312 I'm tired of always doing your things. 198 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:43,706 What do you want? You want a... you want a photo op 199 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,055 or you want a boyfriend? 200 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,624 Call me when you know what you want.Yeah, okay. 201 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:49,930 ♪ 202 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:52,454 This bar completes the eyes 203 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,803 on my smiley face. 204 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,066 Miller, man, it's just an honor 205 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,502 to be on this bar crawl with you. 206 00:06:56,545 --> 00:06:57,634 Just serving your vision. 207 00:06:57,677 --> 00:06:59,723 Are you guys going on a bar crawl? 208 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:01,333 I just got dumped, so this holiday 209 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,684 is really kicking me in the penis. 210 00:07:03,726 --> 00:07:05,468 Me, too, man. Me, too. 211 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:06,468 It's been a real 212 00:07:06,512 --> 00:07:08,297 kick in the gooch. 213 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:10,516 Not anymore, it's not. 214 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,518 'Cause you're joining us. 215 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,910 Valentine's Day 216 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,608 might be for couples, 217 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,653 but the crawl is for all. 218 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,959 Yes. We just got our motto, folks. 219 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:22,180 ALL: The bar crawl is for all! 220 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,925 Good evening. Happy Valentine's Day. 221 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:29,492 May I offer you a piece of my hear...? 222 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,536 Hey. 223 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:32,538 You again. 224 00:07:32,581 --> 00:07:34,627 I'm curious, d-do you actually think that's gonna work? 225 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:36,411 I mean, you tell me. 226 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,978 [imitates heart pumping] 227 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,632 Are you trolling bars on Valentine's Day, 228 00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:42,156 trying to find sad, single girls to hook up with you? 229 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:44,725 I'm not gonna say yes, and I'm not gonna say no, 230 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,552 because saying no would be a lie. 231 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:47,553 So yes. 232 00:07:47,596 --> 00:07:48,990 I'm gonna... 233 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,207 I'm gonna take these.Don't! 234 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:51,774 Yep. Paid $3.50 for those. 235 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:53,560 You owe me $3.50. 236 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,562 I don't know, it's just such a huge step 237 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,172 and so early in the relationship, and I thought 238 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,521 that I could skip the question 239 00:07:58,564 --> 00:07:59,913 and come back to it later, 240 00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:02,220 which is the strategy I taught my S.A.T. prep course. 241 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,656 All right, let's do pros and cons. 242 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,572 Okay, pros: I love him. 243 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,225 I love his house. I love his accent. 244 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:10,446 When he says "raccoon," he says it like "rac-coon." 245 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,403 Adorable.Cons... 246 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,319 His toaster is super-old. 247 00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:17,584 WOMAN: Ugh! I tried to stay out of this, but move in with him! 248 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,194 Yeah, well, I-I want to move in with him, but... 249 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:21,762 No "but," there's no damn "but." 250 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,415 No "but." But... 251 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:27,028 what if I blew it by pretending I didn't hear him? 252 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,682 Or maybe it wasn't that obvious. 253 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,944 Nah, she heard me. It was very obvious. 254 00:08:30,987 --> 00:08:32,642 I really hate to see you upset. 255 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:33,903 You know, if I had something to g... 256 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,427 You know what, I do have something. 257 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,125 I have a bag of nuts in my bag. 258 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,648 Do you want a bag of nuts? 259 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,345 NICK: Maybe she didn't hear you. 260 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,956 You know, she's got a lot of hair. Mm. 261 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,913 And hair blocks sound. 262 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:47,134 It happened when we were dating all the time. 263 00:08:47,177 --> 00:08:48,615 Hey, did you get a chance to read 264 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,748 my Walking Dead fan fiction yet? 265 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,489 What'd you think? 266 00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:57,624 Well, here's the good news, lad. 267 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,841 We have a solution. 268 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,714 It's God's gift to man. 269 00:09:00,756 --> 00:09:02,629 It's alcohol.I can't. 270 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:05,413 We agreed to pretend-drink so we could go out to dinner. 271 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,763 Are you saying that 'cause you want me 272 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,808 to go to jail for murder?No. 273 00:09:08,851 --> 00:09:10,288 No, 'cause I'm gonna murder you 274 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,376 if you're pretend-drinking on my bar crawl! 275 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,509 And you're breaking my heart! 276 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,597 You can't fight 277 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,077 the crawl. 278 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,600 It's like fighting a hurricane. 279 00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:19,601 You know what a hurricane is? 280 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:20,995 Do you guys have those over the pond? 281 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,474 We don't, but I know what it is. 282 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,605 You guys don't have them?No. 283 00:09:23,649 --> 00:09:25,086 They're awful.Mm-hmm. 284 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,870 It's like fighting one of those. 285 00:09:26,913 --> 00:09:29,177 And a hurricane doesn't have fists, 286 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,787 so just, bang, you lose! 287 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,832 Let's drink.Yeah, man. 288 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,746 Yeah! USA! 289 00:09:33,789 --> 00:09:34,835 USA! Yeah! USA! 290 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,052 USA! [whoops] 291 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:37,184 And also where you're from! 292 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:39,143 Mmm.To show respect. 293 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,494 Well, happy V-Day to me. 294 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,061 Fawn and I are on the rocks. 295 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,062 By the way, a pun that would have killed 296 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:47,499 at last week's geologist ball. 297 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,763 [whispering]: Let's murder her. 298 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:50,980 What?! 299 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,287 I want chicken wings. 300 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,461 I know. 301 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:54,768 How many drinks you had tonight? 302 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,770 Nine plus three minus one. 303 00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,773 Oh, no. That's... 304 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,513 Because I'm gonna outdrink Miller. 305 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,037 You are gonna outdrink Miller? No one outdrinks Miller. 306 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,995 I do.I guarantee you, you don't. 307 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,909 You don't know me. 308 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:08,869 Cece, Nick just got dumped, okay? 309 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,306 He has a depth of anger and sadness 310 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,916 that rests between his eyes, 311 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,657 and he can drink forever and ever and ever. 312 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,572 You'll lose every time. 313 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,052 Hey, it's my business partner 314 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,662 that I was telling you about-- Schmidt! 315 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,360 ALL: Schmidt! 316 00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:24,667 Nick, who are all these people?These are the crawlers. 317 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:28,105 The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, 318 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:31,152 the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths, 319 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,936 fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] 320 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,243 [crawlers whoop twice]The chubby-fronts, 321 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,765 the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... 322 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:39,725 but no one is alone tonight because... 323 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,249 ALL [chanting]: The crawl is for all! 324 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,338 The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! 325 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:45,818 I just want chicken wings. 326 00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:47,647 Oh, you're hammered, Cece. 327 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,740 Hey. Hey, Jess, I'm drinking fire. 328 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,524 That seems dangerous.Mm... 329 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,614 Um, I wanted to talk to you about what you said before. 330 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,964 What did I say? I can't remember. 331 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,270 You don't... you don't remember what you said? 332 00:11:03,313 --> 00:11:05,447 No, I embraced the crawl. 333 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,927 Oh. 334 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,929 WINSTON and NICK: ♪ When it's cold outside... 335 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,758 That sounded... that's where we're at. 336 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,325 ♪ I've got the month of May... 337 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,197 I'm up here. Good, okay, I'm down here. 338 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,111 Okay, let's do it, y'all. check it out. 339 00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,114 ♪ I guess 340 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,072 ♪ You'd say 341 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:26,120 ♪ What can make me feel this way? ♪ 342 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,120 Here we go! 343 00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:28,861 ♪ Bar crawl 344 00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:30,645 ♪ Bar crawl, bar crawl 345 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,735 ♪ Talkin' 'bout bar crawl 346 00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:35,738 ♪ Bar crawl... [whooping] 347 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,000 Where my altos at? 348 00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:39,524 Come on, now, don't be shy! I see you! 349 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,570 [boos, chuckles] 350 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,745 Oh, man. 351 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:44,790 NICK: And mic drop. Who's next? 352 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,575 No. What?! No. 353 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,010 Damn it!Are you following me? 354 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:49,577 No, I'm not following you, dude. 355 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,014 Do you have any nicer, sluttier friends? 356 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,974 Yeah, I do, and I'm never introducing them to you. 357 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,758 That's messed up.And they're real dirty. 358 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,803 Aw! Can I have a gimlet, please? 359 00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,630 I.D.? Seriously? Why? 360 00:11:59,674 --> 00:12:00,937 'Cause you ordered a dumb drink. 361 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,157 [goofy laughing] 362 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,767 [snickering] 363 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,769 Oh... 364 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,683 [woman sighs]COACH: Ah. 365 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,860 Thank you.You have a Kansas license. 366 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,034 Where I learned to drive, 367 00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:13,820 and I have an emotional attachment to it, 368 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,559 and I don't need to explain that to you. 369 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,692 No, you don't, but... 370 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,695 You're from Kansas? Yup. 371 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,783 Well, I'm from all over. Army brat. 372 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:22,697 Me, too. 373 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,830 You are? Yes. 374 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,614 Uh, you ever lived in North Carolina? 375 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,006 From 1989 to 1992. 376 00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:28,616 Moved there in '93. No. 377 00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:30,619 You ever live in Germany?Dusseldorf in '96! 378 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,403 Lived there in '97! 379 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,274 That's so weird. 380 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:38,061 So, we've, like, just missed each other for our entire lives. 381 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,063 And then we meet, like, three times in a row in one night. 382 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,587 [laughs] Seems a little weird. 383 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,721 It's kind of like, uh... 384 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,201 Fate? No. 385 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,378 I know! I can't believe I said that!Why did you say that? 386 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,639 That is so cheesy.Oh, I hate that! 387 00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:53,033 NICK: Hey, Coach! 388 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,947 Coach!I don't know them. 389 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,950 I got a female condom if you need it, my man![whoops] 390 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,255 Don't hold this against me, please. 391 00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:01,605 CECE [groans]: Oh, God. 392 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:02,606 Here, Cece, have some water. 393 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,087 No, thank you. No. 394 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:07,611 Valentine's Day just sucks. 395 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:10,745 I don't know. I kind of like it. Since when? 396 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,922 Since a few years ago. 397 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,229 Since three years ago, to be exact. 398 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,274 Oh, what happened three...? 399 00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:18,971 Oh. 400 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:21,625 It was when you first took a chance on me. 401 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,541 And we humped until the sun came out. 402 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,847 Did all the things that R. Kelly raps about. 403 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,719 Yeah, I know. I was there. 404 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,895 It was the best night of my life, 405 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,505 and ever since then, 406 00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:33,202 Valentine's Day has always been my favorite holiday, 407 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,900 and I hope that you don't remember 408 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:37,990 that I have said any of these things tomorrow. 409 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,993 Oh, it's gonna happen again. 410 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,908 It's gonna... Oh. 411 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:42,995 It's gonna happen again. 412 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,562 All right. Oh... 413 00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:45,868 [coughing] 414 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,652 Somehow, this isn't repulsive. 415 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,220 It's not great, but it certainly isn't the worst. 416 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,134 JESS: I'm so sorry that I pretended 417 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,788 not to hear you. 418 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,009 It's just that... I wasn't ready for it, 419 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,662 and sometimes you mumble with your accent, 420 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,794 and I never fully understand you. 421 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,101 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 422 00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:04,234 I asked you to move in with me out of the blue. 423 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,932 What kind of... nutter does that? 424 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,586 The craziest mother nutter in the whole damn place! 425 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,894 Ryan Geauxinue, 426 00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:14,331 will you move in with me? 427 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,898 I have my own home. 428 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,030 You live in a loft with four guys and a urinal. 429 00:14:18,073 --> 00:14:19,249 Will you move in with me? 430 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,686 Yes. 431 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,036 Yes? Yes! 432 00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:24,167 Yes! Absolutely. 433 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,168 Yes! Yes! 434 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:26,299 [giggles] 435 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:28,475 NICK: Home base! [groans] 436 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,086 Barkeep, bring us beer. 437 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,959 If you call me "barkeep" one more time, 438 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,264 I'm shutting this bitch down. 439 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,745 Mike, I love you because you're gay... 440 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,528 and 'cause you're dangerous. 441 00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:40,530 I can't believe I used to have a crush on you. 442 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,142 [groans] 443 00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:44,187 Hey, man. How's it going? 444 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,274 I'm not hooking up tonight. 445 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,537 I met one girl. 446 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,061 Several times. 447 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,278 She's pretty much perfect. 448 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,932 Nice. Where's she at? 449 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:52,282 I ditched her, dude. 450 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,630 She's, like, relationship material. 451 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:54,980 That's not what I'm looking for tonight. 452 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,070 Really?Yeah, I want something easy. 453 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,592 Something easy?Like Sunday morning. 454 00:14:58,635 --> 00:14:59,811 Like Sunday morning.Know what I'm saying? 455 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,986 I know what you're saying. 456 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,509 That bitch is a Monday. 457 00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:03,946 Know what I'm saying?You know what's funny? 458 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,207 I got something just for that. 459 00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:07,427 You're gonna love it. Here it is. 460 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,125 I can't wait.Give it to me right... 461 00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:11,822 Yo!Go get that girl, dude. 462 00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:13,216 [whining]: I don't even know where she is. 463 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,087 I didn't hit you that hard. 464 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,827 Hey. [sighs] 465 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:20,135 This, uh, Schmidt's jacket you're wearing? 466 00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:21,572 Yeah. 467 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:22,833 Not to be a nosy buddy, 468 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,313 but sparks are flying 469 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,881 like the Wright brothers between you two. 470 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,187 And I would know. 471 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,017 I have their biography here in my backpack. 472 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:34,193 I care about Schmidt, but just as a friend, all right? 473 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,890 Look me in the eyes, 474 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,067 and tell me you don't have feelings for Schmidt. 475 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,682 I don't have feelings for him. 476 00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:46,162 Dude, you are nowhere near my eyes. 477 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,990 Nobody hit on me. I'm taken.Hey, baby. 478 00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,687 Don't talk to me. I'm a councilwoman. 479 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,080 Schmidt? 480 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:52,995 Did the whole crawl to find you. 481 00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:54,475 I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm sober. 482 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,825 I'm wearing my strapless bra like a belt. 483 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,043 But I know what I want. 484 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,394 I want you. 485 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,221 I want you to be my boyfriend. 486 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,789 As much as I want a commuter lane 487 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,096 to Costa Mesa![crowd whooping] 488 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,924 Vote Moscato! 489 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,971 [crowd cheering] 490 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,192 What?They're kissing. 491 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:19,629 I thought maybe you were gonna say something like, "No," 492 00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:22,284 or like, "I miss him so much now," 'cause... 493 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,287 Last call!Ack! 494 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,028 We got one more bar on the crawl! 495 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,203 We have to finish the smile! 496 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,683 You're never, ever gonna make it. 497 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:31,120 And I'm never gonna ride a Jet Ski 498 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,426 with Tom Colicchio on my back, 499 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,731 so sometimes dreams just don't come true. 500 00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,298 [shouting]: I'm sorry about that guy Galecky 501 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,388 not hugging you from behind in the water 502 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,302 on a motorized thing! 503 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,043 I'm sorry! 504 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,480 We will finish what we have started! 505 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,047 [cheering]Yay! 506 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,875 We will feast on the spoils 507 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:50,052 of this night for a thousand moons! 508 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,184 In the name of love and booze! 509 00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:53,403 [crawlers cheering] 510 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,405 Oh, no. My crush is back. 511 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,495 I hate myself. 512 00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,106 [cell phone vibrating] 513 00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:02,629 Oh, this person will not stop texting me. 514 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,196 Where is it? 515 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,328 Sorry. 516 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,288 Oh, it's an e-mail from Wellington Prep. 517 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,550 You do realize we were just about to have sex, right? 518 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,249 Say something to get back in the mood. Say "raccoon." 519 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,076 They're offering me the job of headmaster. 520 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,904 In England? 521 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,170 Raccoon? 522 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,871 So you'd be the headmaster?Headmaster. 523 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:29,003 Of Wellington?Of Wellington. 524 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,527 [sighs]: Headmaster. 525 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:34,314 Jess... look at me. 526 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,924 I'm not gonna take it. 527 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,186 Wellington's not even that great. 528 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,144 You have their current headmaster 529 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,146 as your emergency contact. 530 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,105 Okay, it's heaven on Earth. 531 00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,193 And I love it. 532 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,500 But I love you more. 533 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,371 Well, I love you, which is why I can't 534 00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:50,199 let you pass up this opportunity. 535 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:54,289 If we were ready to live in the same place, 536 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:58,468 then we should be ready to live 5,000 miles apart. 537 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,513 Yeah, I suppose, but...Well, I'll call you every night 538 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,731 after work. It'll only be, 539 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,343 like, midnight your time. 540 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,387 I could learn to stay up late. Maybe I should try cocaine! 541 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,346 Yeah! Or coffee!That, too. 542 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,521 And I'll come and visit. 543 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,913 It's only, like, an 11-hour flight. 544 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,351 And then a four-hour drive to Wellington. 545 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,179 That's so long! 546 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:16,355 Which is great... 'cause I can catch up on podcasts. 547 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,662 We can do this! 548 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,363 We can do this long distance, right? 549 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:25,320 Right. 550 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,193 NICK [in distance]: This is our revolution! 551 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,846 [crowd cheering outside] 552 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,546 When I say "bar," you say... 553 00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:33,938 ALL: Crawl!Bar! 554 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,288 Crawl! 555 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:38,203 Jess, are you guys coming or what? 556 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,945 Hi. 557 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,817 May! 558 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,166 May! 559 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,603 Hey. 560 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:48,257 You again. Yeah. 561 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,432 Me again. 562 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,304 Look, um, I'm sorry about earlier. 563 00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,044 I just, I-I really didn't plan 564 00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:55,307 on-on meeting somebody so great tonight, you know? 565 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,441 You messed everything up! 'Cause you're, like, awesome 566 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,226 and that sucks because it's like, that's not what I want. 567 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,402 And you're pretty, which is a bummer. 568 00:19:02,444 --> 00:19:04,185 'Cause it's like, damn! She fine, but it's like, 569 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,579 at the same time, I'm like, I don't need this in my life. 570 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,885 You wear a leather jacket...I'm sorry. I'm just confused. 571 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,019 Are you trying to say something nice right now? 572 00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,326 Yes. I am. 573 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,371 And I'm terrible at it. 574 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,678 Is there any way I could get, I ca... I, um... 575 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,809 I could get your number maybe? 576 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,815 [coughing] 577 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:26,338 Aw... [laughs] 578 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,340 A long number. 579 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,820 What the hell is this? Is this your e-mail address? 580 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,998 Write a good e-mail, and I'll go out with you. 581 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,871 What? I'm talking full sentences. 582 00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,480 I'm talking no typos. 583 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,440 No pictures. No pictures. 584 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:42,223 God, you are gonna make this really hard for me, huh? 585 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,616 Yes. 586 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,270 Aw... 587 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,099 You smell good. 588 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,320 Doug's Ale House! 589 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,279 The tip of the smile! 590 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,802 The crawl is complete![crowd cheering] 591 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,065 Yeah! 592 00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,371 Yes! 593 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,373 Yes! Get in! 594 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,288 [cheering continues] 595 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,034 Hey.Hey. 596 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,689 Everything okay?I'd spent a long time on the crawl, 597 00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:15,083 and now that it's over, it's just a natural sadness. 598 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,172 It's just gonna take a minute. Just go on in. It's fine. 599 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:20,174 What's the holdup?Nick's cracking a little bit. 600 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,394 Everybody, relax, okay? 601 00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:23,265 It's just the crawl's over. 602 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,484 Kai is over... 603 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,269 I got nothing to do. 604 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,705 That's it. I'm not cracking. 605 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,926 I just have nothing to do. 606 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,972 Come on! Of course, you have so much to do. 607 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,192 Nick, we're business partners, man. 608 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,453 We're teammates. 609 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,281 You're a smart and talented guy. 610 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,111 And tonight we found out that you have a weird, 611 00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,807 Manson-esque charisma. 612 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,334 You should make more maps, man. That's what you should do. 613 00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:49,422 You're my idea man! 614 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,075 Thank you, guys. Thank you for saying 615 00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:53,251 all this nice stuff. I love you guys. 616 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,213 It's time to go inside. We got a crawl to finish. 617 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,301 Yeah, we got a crawl to finish. 618 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,520 Now, out of my way! 619 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:02,695 I'm getting another drink! 620 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,306 I can't let you in. 621 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:07,395 You're not wearing shoes. 622 00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,137 Where are your shoes, Nick? 623 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,965 Honestly, I think I threw them at a squirrel. 624 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,228 Everybody's waiting for you. 625 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,184 I can't go into the bar. 626 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,577 I don't have shoes on. 627 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,971 Why don't you have shoes on, Nicolas? 628 00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:18,406 He threw them at a squirrel again. 629 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,538 My map is just a deformed smile now. 630 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,366 I didn't complete it. 631 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,455 Or is it... 632 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,458 a goatee face? 633 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,547 What bar is that?What bar is that? 634 00:21:27,589 --> 00:21:29,330 [chuckles] I'm glad you asked. 635 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,115 Welcome to Winston's bar. 636 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,813 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. 637 00:21:32,855 --> 00:21:35,945 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 638 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,948 COACH: You're like the black Mary Poppins! 639 00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,210 WINSTON: That's right!