1 00:00:01,913 --> 00:00:03,698 [chuckles]How do I look? What do you guys think? 2 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:05,266 Not bad, Winston. I'll tell you what, man. 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,702 You look like the funny guy from Police Academy 4 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,529 who does the-the voices, 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,183 and different sounds.[imitates radio beeping and siren wailing] 6 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,968 God, I wish marketers had a uniform. 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,273 [construction clatter begins outside]To Winston Bishop, 8 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,275 owner of cats, 9 00:00:14,317 --> 00:00:16,407 taker of baths, graduate of the LAPD. 10 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,147 We are so... 11 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,714 [workman shouts, clatter and banging continue outside] 12 00:00:19,757 --> 00:00:21,978 I'm so proud of you! 13 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,719 What?I'm so proud of you. 14 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,155 You're proud of me?Oh! 15 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,071 When is this night construction gonna stop? 16 00:00:28,114 --> 00:00:29,115 I actually don't mind it. 17 00:00:29,158 --> 00:00:30,507 Gets me ready for all the loud action 18 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:31,727 on the job, you know what I mean? 19 00:00:31,769 --> 00:00:33,468 Something has got to change. 20 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,731 [mechanical whirring] 21 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,561 [whirring stops] 22 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:45,348 [whirring resumes] 23 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:51,877 Well, don't worry, 'cause I have called the city's 24 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,357 automated help desk and I've also sent out an e-mail 25 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:57,534 to information@losangeles.gov, so action has been taken. 26 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,320 Jess, don't you know how democracy works? 27 00:00:59,362 --> 00:01:01,582 We need to get out there and grease palms, blackmail people. 28 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:04,106 We need to send them an envelope filled with fake blood 29 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,283 and-and a note that says... 30 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:08,938 "I know." What? [Winston clears throat] 31 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,375 As if... as if we know what's really going on.Schmidt, you do 32 00:01:11,418 --> 00:01:13,463 realize you're saying this in front of a police officer. 33 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,900 I'm so sorry.A little respect. 34 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,162 Can I try on your uniform? 35 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,251 No. This uniform is 36 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:20,036 for official police business. 37 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,474 [whoops][laughs] 38 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,909 Looking good, man.Yeah. 39 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,477 We got a code Jewish, code Jewish. 40 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,174 You're under "ch'arrest." 41 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,219 I can't believe Winston's gonna be a cop. 42 00:01:30,263 --> 00:01:32,700 I mean, he's the gentlest person I know. 43 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,137 He once broke his arm wrapping presents. 44 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,270 Remember when he made this? 45 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:37,618 He's the sweetest guy in the world, man. 46 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:41,405 He's just so nice and... vulnerable. 47 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:42,188 Yeah. 48 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:44,320 Although... 49 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,192 don't know what this is for. 50 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:48,020 WINSTON: Hey. What are you guys doing? 51 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:50,240 Uh, n-nothing, man. 52 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,240 Look, I'm a little 53 00:01:51,284 --> 00:01:52,721 worried about you, okay? 54 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,156 And so is Coach.[chuckles] 55 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,201 Kind of worried about you, man. 56 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,204 Guys, calm down. I understand, 57 00:01:57,246 --> 00:01:59,293 I get it, and I'm... and I'm flattered that you're 58 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:01,295 concerned about me, but I signed up for this, remember? 59 00:02:01,337 --> 00:02:03,384 Also, my training officer is gonna be with me 60 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,646 the entire time. 61 00:02:04,688 --> 00:02:06,168 He's got a partner. 62 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:07,388 I forgot about the partner.That's huge. 63 00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:08,866 We're silly. Yeah.Yeah. 64 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,260 It's supposed to be a real bad-ass, too. 65 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,829 Was in a biker gang for three years, undercover. 66 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:16,048 Can't go back to Arizona no more. 67 00:02:16,091 --> 00:02:18,442 Is that True Detective? Apparently eats bullets as a party trick. 68 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:20,662 Great, that's really good.That makes sense, what are you, uh... 69 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:23,186 Yeah, yeah, definitely.What's that? 70 00:02:23,229 --> 00:02:25,014 What the...?WINSTON: Uh... 71 00:02:25,056 --> 00:02:26,362 which... Oh, that? 72 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:29,627 It's a, uh... it's a project. 73 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,239 I've had a report of people 74 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,675 acting lame back here. 75 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:34,893 SCHMIDT: Ow, Jess! 76 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,764 Also, I tazed Schmidt. 77 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,549 WINSTON: All right, seriously, 78 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,463 no more playing with the uniform. 79 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:43,336 Officer Leslie Biggins. 80 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:45,468 Okay, Biggins. So Bishop's gonna be next, okay? Come on. 81 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,383 All right, here we go. 82 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:47,992 Officer Hank Bishop. 83 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,430 Eh...Oh, that one. 84 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,128 Officer Win... 85 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,913 ...field Bishop.Ooh. 86 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:57,699 Well that's gonna cause a lot of mix-ups over at the station. 87 00:02:57,741 --> 00:02:59,483 Officer Winston Bishop. 88 00:02:59,526 --> 00:03:01,397 [loud cheering, whooping] 89 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,143 Winston!ALL [chanting]: Winston! Winston! 90 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,231 Winston! Winston! Winston! 91 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,234 Winston! Winston!COACH: Yes! 92 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:13,104 Winnie![horn blares loudly] 93 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,283 [groans]Sorry. 94 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,508 Wow, a lot of city officials around here. 95 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:26,683 Maybe somebody can help us with our noise problem. 96 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,859 Okay, enough of this by-the-book nonsense. 97 00:03:27,902 --> 00:03:29,252 It's time to play hardball. 98 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:31,122 Be a shark, Jess. Not a dolphin.Right. 99 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,734 So I shouldn't be the smartest and friendliest 100 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:35,258 creature in the ocean? That makes sense, bro. 101 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:37,128 Sharks eat whatever they want. Dolphins-- they jump 102 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,826 through hoops, so, yeah, I think it does make sense. 103 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,045 No, it's awesome, bro. 104 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:41,742 Okay, stop mockingly saying "bro." 105 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,526 My uncle was arrested for having sex with a dolphin. 106 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:44,788 What? What? 107 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,358 Carry on. 108 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:50,317 I'm having a lot of difficulty nailing you down, Ryan. 109 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,320 Oh, there's councilwoman Fawn Moscato. 110 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,408 She's from our district. 111 00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:57,411 Yummo. 112 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,456 Where do I place my ballot?She better get ready, 113 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,415 'cause she's about to have a very friendly conversation 114 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:05,157 with a concerned citizen... bro. 115 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,420 Okay, Jess, it's not gonna do anything. 116 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:09,074 Won't make a difference. Like what I did there 117 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,859 with the ballot thing? It was a good joke, right? 118 00:04:10,901 --> 00:04:12,513 Didn't get the reaction I thought 119 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:13,991 it was gonna get from you guys.No, we got it. 120 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,776 We got it, bro.Oh, I get it. 121 00:04:15,819 --> 00:04:17,560 You know what, I've seen the Bollywood movies, 122 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:18,997 I've seen the UK Office. 123 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,956 Not a fan, not a fan. 124 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,435 Congratulations. These are from all of us, 125 00:04:22,478 --> 00:04:23,872 but I'm the one that got them for you. 126 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,526 Wow, they're big.So, Winnie, 127 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:26,918 where's your bad-ass training officer? 128 00:04:26,961 --> 00:04:29,355 Oh, guys, I would like for you to meet the person 129 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,574 who will be training me as I brave the mean 130 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,968 streets of L.A.: Officer Aly Nelson. 131 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,404 She's so small. 132 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,101 What? Excuse me? 133 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:38,321 You're so small, you're... 134 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,582 What is happening, Bishop?I think what he was 135 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,584 trying to say was that, um...Yeah? 136 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,370 We were expecting someone who looks 137 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,327 a little more like a cop in the traditional sense. 138 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,807 That's what I meant.No, no, no. 139 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,418 Wow.I'm not trying to 140 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:50,377 offend you, we were just expecting, like, uh, 141 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,117 either a really strong man or kind of like a guy 142 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,031 with, like, a mustache. 143 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,336 Got it. And flowers are a... 144 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,817 that's a normal thing to give to a grown man? 145 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,514 Or are they trees? 146 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:00,690 I can't tell, I'm so small. 147 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,911 Cool friends, Bishop.No, wait. 148 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,391 Officer Nelson, just... 149 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,958 Thank you. Thank you very much, you guys. 150 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,612 Oh, also, thank you for the flowers. 151 00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:12,790 And just so we're clear, the first thank you was sarcastic, 152 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,228 because you embarrassed me, but the second thank you 153 00:05:16,271 --> 00:05:19,622 was sincere as hell, because these flowers are glorious! 154 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,451 You're welcome. 155 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:22,625 I'm sorry about the construction noise. 156 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,800 It's an issue close to my heart. 157 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,413 I do charity work with deaf children. 158 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,762 Of course, they would welcome the noise, 159 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,589 because it would mean they could hear. 160 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:32,201 Let me let you in on a little secret. 161 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,725 Just go to the public works Web site 162 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,641 and download this form. 163 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,860 You're a dear, Fawn.[laughs] 164 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:42,516 I made a pun and I didn't know it. 165 00:05:42,558 --> 00:05:43,560 You're too much. 166 00:05:43,603 --> 00:05:45,082 Oh. Hi. 167 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,432 JESS: Schmidt, 168 00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:47,869 this is Fawn Moscato. 169 00:05:47,911 --> 00:05:49,783 She was just giving me a shortcut to file 170 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:52,481 some complaints about the noise. 171 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,875 [whispers]: Looks like someone brought a shark 172 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,615 to the dolphin show. 173 00:05:55,658 --> 00:05:58,182 [squeaks] 174 00:05:58,226 --> 00:05:59,750 That's a dolphin noise. 175 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,490 Ah. Very good. 176 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,492 Councilwoman Moscato, excuse my trembling, 177 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:04,581 but it's an honor. 178 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:07,105 Your head is enormous.Why, thank you. 179 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,411 JESS: So you're taking her 180 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:10,456 out to dinner? That's your plan? 181 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,632 I'm intoxicating a single, overworked public official 182 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:14,416 with the pleasure of my company. 183 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,591 Which I will then parlay 184 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,680 into getting her to fix our problem. 185 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,682 Are my sleeves even? This is ridiculous. 186 00:06:19,726 --> 00:06:21,815 You know, my new tailor sews like an army medic. 187 00:06:21,858 --> 00:06:23,992 I'm not being overdramatic when I say that I would rather 188 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,776 sit naked on a hot grill 189 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,473 than wear something off the rack. 190 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:29,127 Schmidt, just don't screw this up. 191 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:30,694 She's a decent woman. 192 00:06:30,737 --> 00:06:32,478 Oh, excuse me. 193 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:34,567 At some point in the evening, can you let me know 194 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,656 that I have a call from Karl Lagerfeld? 195 00:06:36,699 --> 00:06:38,136 Schmidt. 196 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,485 Bob, how are you? 197 00:06:39,528 --> 00:06:41,531 Tony, love you in a chino. 198 00:06:41,574 --> 00:06:43,576 Guillermo, fire up that grill. Fawn's hungry. 199 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,533 GUILLERMO: Sí, señora. 200 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,668 I'm Fawn Moscato. 201 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,582 And I approve this scotch. 202 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,584 Oh, goodness. 203 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,459 Okay, so I'm almost finished with form 7D42, 204 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,550 but I'm not sure what to put down for landlord's birth city. 205 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:02,725 Hey. 206 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,598 Ooh. What you doing, hot shot? 207 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:07,644 I was feeling saucy. I've had a glass of red wine. 208 00:07:07,687 --> 00:07:09,603 Red wine makes you bonkers horny. 209 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:10,603 I'll make you a deal. 210 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:12,300 When I finish a form, 211 00:07:12,343 --> 00:07:14,737 you can take off an article of clothing, and that way, 212 00:07:14,781 --> 00:07:17,305 when I'm done, then we can just go nuts on each other. 213 00:07:17,348 --> 00:07:19,569 Deal. Hey, I'm not finished yet. 214 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:20,483 [sighs] 215 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:21,918 Oh! 216 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,312 This is America! Wear pants!JESS: Red wine. Sorry! 217 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:27,055 Sorry. Sorry. Verysorry.Sorry. Sorry. Geez. Yeah. 218 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,622 COACH: So, tomorrow's your first shift, huh? 219 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,624 You gonna play the name game, 220 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,713 do something fun and safe like that?[phone chimes] 221 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:35,411 Dude, I'm gonna be in a patrol car the entire time. 222 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,933 [laughs] 223 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,283 I just got a text from my buddy Reynolds. 224 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:40,502 Working his first shift, 225 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,896 he got stabbed in the leg by a little girl. 226 00:07:42,939 --> 00:07:44,332 [laughs] 227 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:46,639 I love Reynolds, man. He makes me laugh. 228 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:48,206 That's funny. You think that's funny? 229 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,644 To be stabbed by a little kid, yeah.On the job. 230 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,646 Right. 'Cause you get paid.That you're about to do. 231 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,778 Right, 'cause it's a child, and it's hilarious. 232 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,170 You don't like getting cut. 233 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:57,564 You're very physically sensitive. 234 00:07:57,606 --> 00:07:59,956 I am. Paper cuts give me headaches. 235 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,742 I can't wait to meet him. Yeah. 236 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:02,569 Maybe he'll stab me.Guys, chill out, okay? 237 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,613 I told you, I got my partner 238 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,355 to protect me, remember?The little one? 239 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,225 The one would could take a nap in a match box? 240 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:10,576 Which reminds me-- I'm gonna make her a sandwich tomorrow. 241 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,579 I might even throw in a crossword puzzle 242 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,144 with Winston-related clues 243 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,581 so she can get to know me better. 244 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,975 "Who likes cats?" Winston, across. 245 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,545 I don't like this. Mm-mm. 246 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,809 His training officer can't protect him!She's too tiny. 247 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,158 She looks like she won the silver medal 248 00:08:27,201 --> 00:08:28,550 in Athens for the balance beam. 249 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,117 Girl could drown in a raindrop. 250 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,685 I mean, that's girl's... 251 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,774 I mean, she... 252 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,775 I can't think of one 'cause I'm so worried about Winston! 253 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:37,821 I'm worried about him, too, but I can still think of 'em. 254 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,780 Uh, girl's so, uh... Ugh! 255 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,129 She looks like a Persian Webster. 256 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,697 Ah... 257 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,613 Girl's like a pepperoni. 258 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:48,831 Why are you here? 259 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:49,832 We brought you a gift. 260 00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:52,139 Assorted candies. Please enjoy. 261 00:08:52,182 --> 00:08:53,750 They are delicious. 262 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,751 Now, I'm sure you have friends and family of officers 263 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,014 coming in here all the time to check on them. 264 00:08:58,058 --> 00:08:59,712 No. No, this would be a first. 265 00:08:59,755 --> 00:09:01,496 Really? This is the first?What do you guys need? 266 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,976 Well, we are here because, uh, 267 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:05,283 Winston is our best friend, as you know, and, um... 268 00:09:05,326 --> 00:09:06,937 [clears throat] ...we're worried about him.Yeah. 269 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,373 And I'm not saying that you're bad 270 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,852 at your job as a training officer. 271 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,028 But I'm not saying you're good at your job. 272 00:09:12,072 --> 00:09:15,076 And that's why we're here-- to kind of see where you're at, 273 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,467 to see if you're ready 274 00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:18,296 to protect our asset, our dear friend. 275 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,820 Let's-let's be diplomatic. 276 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,649 Did Bishop put you up to this? Does he have some sort of 277 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,738 problem with me being his training officer?Not at all. 278 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,826 Oh, he is going to pay for this. He is going to pay. 279 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:27,740 He shouldn't pay for this.This has nothing to do with him. 280 00:09:27,783 --> 00:09:29,743 This is about us. Okay. 281 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:30,874 First of all, you shouldn't get mad at him. Get mad at us. 282 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,658 Get out!It's good to see you. 283 00:09:32,701 --> 00:09:35,792 Get out.Okay. 284 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,798 Yo. Ry-guy. [chuckles] 285 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:44,061 I finished printing out the forms. 286 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,846 Let's get goofy. Mm. 287 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,890 Come on! Aah. Mm-mm. 288 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,413 You got a real Dudley Moore thing 289 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:52,025 going on right now, and I like it. [groans] 290 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,768 Jessica Day, I think I'm in love. 291 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,725 Sorry. Did you just say you were in love? 292 00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:58,336 That woman is a dynamo. 293 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:00,817 So let's talk about the whole construction noise thing. 294 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:04,995 Has anyone ever told you you look like a Jewish Kennedy? 295 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,823 I hope not, because that would be offensive. 296 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,567 [laughs] 297 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,350 What? I thought you were supposed to be some kind 298 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:14,918 of big shark, and you were playing her. 299 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,919 About the noise. 300 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,879 Given the many considerations-- traffic, budget... 301 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,706 Okay, what is happening? 302 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,447 What are you doing with your thumb? 303 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:24,927 We feel it best to proceed with the given strategy. 304 00:10:24,971 --> 00:10:26,929 She played you! 305 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,539 I know, and it was wildly arousing! 306 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,368 But let me tell you something, Jess. 307 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,804 She played you, too. 308 00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:33,327 No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Mm-hmm. 309 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:35,024 I filled out the form, I submitted it. 310 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,809 Here's the confirmation, right here. 311 00:10:36,852 --> 00:10:38,332 "Thank you for your inquiry. 312 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,945 We will respond in 360 to 500 days"!Isn't she great? 313 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,077 She can't just walk all over the people of the city 314 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,514 like the Jolly Green Giant. 315 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,950 Jolly Green Giant... 316 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,691 He doesn't stomp on people. 317 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,605 He encourages them to eat their vegetables. 318 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,129 You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting! 319 00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:54,957 She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony 320 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,480 at a carniceriatomorrow. 321 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:57,961 You know, Jess, I really think 322 00:10:58,004 --> 00:11:00,789 that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. 323 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,836 This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation. 324 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,186 You, sir, are no Bill Clinton. 325 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,708 I know. I'm Hillary. 326 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,144 Well, you're not Hillary, either! 327 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,755 I am, too, Hillary! 328 00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:12,366 Hey, man, can you be the one to walk away? 329 00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:13,976 'Cause I just, like... 330 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,544 My little sleeping British bulldog here is gonna wake up, 331 00:11:16,587 --> 00:11:18,547 and he's gonna get scared if I'm not there. 332 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,201 Yeah, I got you. Yeah. 333 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,596 JESS: A bunch of neighbors have joined the fight. 334 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,990 See, if you put out an honest message, 335 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,863 you get good, honest people to help you. 336 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,734 Per municipal code 2B, 337 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,996 construction is prohibited at night. 338 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,607 However, this project's been issued a waiver 339 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,306 that we are trying to revoke. 340 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,221 Now, I'm going to mash a muffin into the phone. 341 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,745 You tell me if it makes its way through. 342 00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,573 You're doing a great job, Dave. 343 00:11:45,616 --> 00:11:47,793 It's important to keep it positive. 344 00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:50,753 So, what happened to Schmidt? I don't need him. I got this on lockdown. 345 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,798 Yes, it is banana-walnut. 346 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:54,756 Now I'm gonna tell you the story 347 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,889 of how my daddy spawned with a pony 348 00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,761 and made the mud boy-- that's me. 349 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,243 "Chapter One-- Mama's House." 350 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,768 Make sure they're sharp. 351 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,943 It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try. 352 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,684 Of course. Look, if there's anyone 353 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,207 who understands the importance of a sharp knife, 354 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:13,341 it's a Jewish man. 355 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,385 Hey, listen, about the construction issue...We've discussed that. 356 00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:17,823 Look, changing that schedule's a logistical nightmare, 357 00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,650 not to mention the people it'll piss off. 358 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,219 The sewage lobby's involved in that project, and trust me, 359 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,873 you don't want to cross them. 360 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,570 Did they shoot poopy everywhere? 361 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,791 How old are you? No. No, they just... 362 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,139 They contribute money to my opponent. 363 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,837 Of course. No, I-I knew that. 364 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,621 They... Why would they shoot poopy everywhere? 365 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:34,841 Got it. 366 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,407 Hey, listen, I wanted to warn you. 367 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,278 My roommates have recruited a gang of derelicts 368 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,412 to-to protest the council meeting. 369 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:45,154 If only there was someone who could oppose them. 370 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:48,811 Of course, I can't, because it's technically a citizens' forum. 371 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,032 Are you saying that I should?I'm not saying anything. 372 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,860 Okay. 373 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,513 You're trying to manipulate me again. 374 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,647 You must think that I'm a real shmendrick. 375 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,169 Well, I love it.When we're in public, 376 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,998 Yeah. let's just tone down the Jewish thing, okay? 377 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,870 Let's tone down the Jewish thing. Yeah. 378 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,871 I can do that. 100%. Let's tone down the Jewish... 379 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,394 Hey, by the way, sir, 380 00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,658 thank you so much for keeping the councilwoman safe. 381 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,878 MAN: Five stars for Arman!He's an Uber driver. 382 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,576 I'm a councilwoman, not a senator.Okay, I felt like that... 383 00:13:15,706 --> 00:13:16,970 [gags] 384 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,058 [coughing] 385 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,975 First day on the job. Is this where 386 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,976 you tell me to forget everything I learned in training? 387 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:25,413 N-No! 388 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,110 Remember everything. 389 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:28,503 Bishop, if you have a problem 390 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,113 with me being your training officer, 391 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,461 put down your ice cream cone, 392 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,028 take your frickin' thumbs out of your mouth, 393 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,552 and say it to my face! 394 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,902 What?! I don't have a problem with you. 395 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,424 Did you or did you not 396 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,991 tell your roommates to come check up on me? 397 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,254 What?! They did that? Yeah. 398 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,519 Oh, my goodness, I am so "furiated" right now! 399 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,522 I am very lucky to have you as my training officer. 400 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,001 My roommates don't speak for me. 401 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:52,221 I promise you will never have to see them again. 402 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,136 They're right there. They're literally right there. 403 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,707 Oh, yeah, yeah, they see. They got us. 404 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,274 Hey. Yeah. Hey. 405 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,884 [sighs] 406 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:06,583 When you step to the badge, the badge step back. 407 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:10,326 Don't eversay that in my car again. 408 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:12,111 What the hell are you two doing here? 409 00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:13,677 And why are you talking to Aly behind my back? 410 00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:16,594 She said that you guys gave her weird unwrapped candy 411 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,162 and then you stole toilet paper from the station bathroom. 412 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,380 We need that toilet paper. 413 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:21,599 Because we're worried about you! 414 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,340 We're trying to protect you. 415 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,734 What?She's so small, Winston. 416 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,344 You guys should have faith in me. 417 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,693 I got a badge, I got a diploma, and I got a special 418 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,260 plastic thing that goes over my hat for when it rains. 419 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,480 DISPATCHER: We got a 339 in progress at 62 Sage Brush. 420 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,048 That sounds dangerous. Stop him!Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? 421 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,528 We can't let you do this!We're trying to protect you! 422 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,790 What the hell is your problem?This is scary! We're not letting you go on the street! 423 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,924 This an obstruction of justice. That is an obstruction of...You won't die on my watch! 424 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,188 Hey! Hey, Nick. Nick.Oh! I can't give you these 'cause I care about you. 425 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:48,061 Nick, give me the keys.Don't give 'em back! 426 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,496 We love you, man! We love you! 427 00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:50,976 WINSTON: Coach, you know I can't jump that high! 428 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:51,977 Don't test me.COACH: We're protecting you. 429 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,936 Give me those damn keys right... 430 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,243 Ooh, no, no, no, no...! 431 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,072 That's what you get! [chuckles] 432 00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:00,942 Ow! Ow! 433 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,205 I can't go to jail. 434 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,727 I'm too sarcastic for the white gangs. 435 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,513 Yeah, man, I'll get passed around in there like a bong. 436 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:06,600 Shut up. Ow! 437 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,168 You're not going to prison. 438 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:11,998 The dangers of noise pollution are real. 439 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,825 According to the World Wide Web, 440 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:17,133 it can cause lack of concentration, nervousness, 441 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,743 and misunderstandings. 442 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,441 [banging] 443 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,399 Sir! Sir... 444 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:25,315 clearly, manual labor has sculpted 445 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,404 your body perfectly, but could you please be quiet? 446 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,581 [New York accent]: Sorry, lady, I gotta work all night. 447 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,235 But, sir, people live and work here. 448 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:36,456 Babies sleep, dogs nap by the window. 449 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,806 Immigrants share noodles 450 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,025 and dance to records with abandon. 451 00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:43,245 You're right! We should be looking out for each other. 452 00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:44,899 You said it, handsome guy. 453 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,989 But you know who else should be looking out for us? 454 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,296 The city. 455 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,474 [crowd cheering] 456 00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:58,913 Would you stop clapping? This is an abomination. 457 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,697 By the way, he... the only reason he got that role 458 00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,048 is because he's sleeping with her. 459 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,918 You want to get a cheeseburger sandwich? 460 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,442 My nights just freed up. 461 00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,052 Of course. 462 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,837 That sounds great now that I can hear you. 463 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,014 Mm. Nothing.What? What are you doing? 464 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,059 The cuffs on your jacket just look a little short. 465 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:16,278 What? They just look a little short. 466 00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:19,065 Why are you telling me this now? I got a new tailor. 467 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,196 I'm really insecure about it. 468 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,067 My God.I'm Jessica Day. 469 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,070 Thank you for listening. 470 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:27,028 [crowd cheering] 471 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,336 MAN: Tone it down! Stop the noise! 472 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,296 [clears throat loudly] 473 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,820 Ah. N-Noise. 474 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,082 N... Noise. 475 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,215 Where would... where would we be without you? 476 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,043 I don't know.A tree falls, 477 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:45,134 a cabin is made, uh... 478 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:49,399 [Schmidt muttering] 479 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,748 It just... 480 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,489 This doesn't-doesn't look right. 481 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,926 A woman screams, 482 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,625 a b... a baby is b... a baby is born. 483 00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,105 Maybe if the speaker would stop fiddling with his jacket... 484 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,889 It just doesn't feel like these are... 485 00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:03,892 He's saying all the right things. 486 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,414 That son-of-a-bitch tailor ruined my jacket. 487 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,894 [sighs] That-that baby 488 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,983 that screamed becomes a man 489 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,855 and that-that was the story of Abra-Abraham Lincoln. 490 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,336 How dare you evoke Lincoln! 491 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,250 He was our quietest president! 492 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,080 I feel... I'm just so... 493 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,126 I'm so uncomfortable right now, because of my sleeves. 494 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,911 I feel like an idiot up here in this jacket! 495 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,304 Nobody's telling me my-my... 496 00:17:24,346 --> 00:17:25,869 the tailoring is off! I'm going... 497 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,088 I'm seeing... I'm seeing a new tailor, everyone. 498 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,221 Sir? 499 00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:29,352 My tailor's great. 500 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:31,180 I'll give you his number: eight. 501 00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:33,487 I look like a freaking matador in this thing! 502 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,096 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 503 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,142 Sir, we've heard enough.[Schmidt jabbering] 504 00:17:36,184 --> 00:17:38,186 Stand down! You look weak! 505 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:43,365 Considering the incoherent and, frankly, disturbing argument 506 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,239 from the pro-noise lobby, I have no choice 507 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,327 but to recommend a switch to the day schedule, 508 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,546 effective immediately. 509 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,156 [crowd cheering] 510 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,157 New York! 511 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,681 What? 512 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:57,205 I'm Fawn Moscato, the people's warrior. 513 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,511 You're welcome, Los Angeles! 514 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:01,123 Tomorrow is a new America! Good night! 515 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,343 [crowd cheering] 516 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,387 Hello again. 517 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,826 I would like to once more revisit 518 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:12,265 the bottomless clause of the public nudity ordinance. 519 00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:15,397 Oh, my God, I almost hired that guy as a sub. 520 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,057 So that was a huge failure. I feel like a Democrat. 521 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,928 Why'd you have to say that about my jacket? 522 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,147 All right. Okay, look, Jess told me to. 523 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,411 I mean, I thought your sleeves were fine. And by "fine," 524 00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,979 I mean I could not care less. 525 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,329 Oh, hello, shark. 526 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,983 I am woman, 527 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,161 the smartest species of them all. 528 00:18:41,771 --> 00:18:44,165 I didn't realize I'd finished that. 529 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,385 I've been waiting here a while. 530 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,170 You underhanded pig woman. 531 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,999 You know, there are certain things that you don't do, 532 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,348 and exploiting a man's love of tailoring is one of them. 533 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:57,744 Which makes what you did all the more impressive. 534 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,311 Well, I felt dirty. 535 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,616 I felt like Evil Winston. 536 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,097 Remember when Winston was evil for that week? 537 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,446 I can't believe I blew it with Fawn. 538 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,057 You know, she said that we could have sex 539 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,798 in the room where O.J. tried on the glove. 540 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,583 Schmidt, it doesn't matter what happened at the meeting. 541 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,366 She doesn't care about you. 542 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239 She's a power-hungry, 543 00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,849 self-obsessed woman who just wants a man to shut up 544 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,113 and look pretty. That's not what you want, 545 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,288 is it? 546 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,637 Please take me back. 547 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,336 Look, I was duped by a doe-eyed pixie 548 00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:26,338 and her Indian henchwoman. Forgive me. It's fine. 549 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,557 It actually worked out. You were such a jackass 550 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,865 up there that no one who supported the construction 551 00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:32,474 will be able to hold it against me. 552 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,390 Plus, I picked up a ton of votes. 553 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:37,087 Or as I like to call them... 554 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,047 tiny orgasms. 555 00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:40,482 So let me get this straight. 556 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,223 You let me humiliate myself, 557 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,835 in public, for your own political gain? 558 00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:46,923 Hmm. 559 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,363 Yes. 560 00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:51,798 You're the sexiest woman that I've ever met. 561 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,322 Ah... Ms. Moscato, wherever you're going, 562 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,323 take me with you. 563 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:55,628 Please. 564 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,545 It's "Councilwoman." 565 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,377 And I'll call you when I need you. 566 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,380 That is gonna be... 567 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,295 so frustrating. 568 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,078 But I love it. 569 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,819 Why are we in a church?I once saw a priest 570 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,300 drop his keys and bend over and pick it up, 571 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,041 and it was just so human that it ruined religion for me. 572 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,480 It's a support group for families. 573 00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,612 Pack it down. And you pack it down. 574 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,134 And now weird friends. 575 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,355 ...until one day, what happens? 576 00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:30,358 And I know that his training officer is scary strong. 577 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,753 But, um, he's still my friend, 578 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,494 and the bad guys are still bad, 579 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,976 and I just wish I could put him in a giant envelope and just... 580 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:42,501 just mail him away from all the bad guys... [crying] 581 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,633 There's no shame in this. 582 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,939 Do not judge this man. 583 00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:47,288 We won't. This is a support group. 584 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,422 I know what you're thinking: he looks like a little punk. 585 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,944 He looks like a little boy. 586 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,512 We-we try not to call names here. 587 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,557 NICK: Everybody look down. Don't look at him!Good first day, Bishop. 588 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,386 NICK: You never look at a man when he cries!Thanks. 589 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,520 NICK: Back me up, man.You ever let your friends try on your uniform? 590 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,479 What? No.Oh, yeah. Me either. 591 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,220 Don't do it. I'm serious. 592 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,308 Don't do that.I won't. I won't. 593 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,483 MAN: I'm telling you, 594 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,573 you gotta keep clear!What? 595 00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:13,358 I'm-I'm not driving you to the E.R. this time! 596 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,143 It's your problem!Get out of the way! 597 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:16,449 Don't look at me like that! 598 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,798 MAN 2: All right, all right! 599 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,929 Morning, Jerry! 600 00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:19,930 Hey, how you doing? 601 00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:21,236 How are you doing? 602 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,804 Eh, different day, same bucket, right? 603 00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:25,545 Is that today's Times? 604 00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:27,415 Kristof's got a piece on net neutrality. 605 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,808 It's very complex. 606 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,941 I don't know where I stand.What kind of bagel 607 00:21:30,984 --> 00:21:32,464 you want this morning-- uh, poppy seed or sesame? 608 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,030 I'm going sesame today. 609 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,903 All right. Get me a little schmear, would you? 610 00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:38,297 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org