1
00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:04,371
* Gingy, who did you harm?

2
00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:07,807
* Gingy,
who ate your arm? *

3
00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,643
GINGERBREAD MAN:
It was...

4
00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,912
Santa!

5
00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,314
(thunder rumbles)

6
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No!

7
00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,149
This is pretty dark.

8
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We will rescue you, Gingy!

9
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Wait till they get
to the North Pole

10
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to avenge his death
and take it way too far.

11
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* Santa's been a bad boy,
and that's not right *

12
00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,027
* The white-bearded devil's
gonna die tonight! *

13
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But I'm proud of them.
They worked really hard on it.

14
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(screaming)

15
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Do you want to visit
the prop closet?

16
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(screaming continues)

17
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(door opens)

18
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(Foster sobs loudly)

19
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Okay, just two more hours,

20
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and then it's ten days
down a wine bottle.

21
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(door opens, closes)
(giggles)

22
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Oh, my gosh.

23
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All this sneaking around, I feel
like gay guys in the '50s.

24
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I can't believe
you're going to London tonight.

25
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I'm gonna miss you so much.

26
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Come with me.
What?

27
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Spend Christmas
with my family in London.

28
00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,698
That's, like, skipping seven
relationship steps.

29
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What do you mean?
Do you really want
your whole family

30
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to meet the weird American girl
that you're making out with

31
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in a prop closet
who's also your boss?

32
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Yeah.
Everything's been going
really, really well.

33
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What if I use the wrong fork?

34
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You won't use the wrong fork,

35
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'cause I'll make sure
that you-you don't.

36
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No, it'll be very casual.

37
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And I don't care
what they think,

38
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'cause I like you, and I want

39
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to spend Christmas
with you in London.

40
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I've never been to Europe. I...

41
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We'll stroll through Hyde Park,

42
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empty townhouses owned by
Russian billionaires.

43
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We're gonna go to Big Ben.

44
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I'll take you on-on the wheel,
the Eye.

45
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We'll eat cheese on the wheel
and-and make out.

46
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Uh, we're gonna ride
black taxicabs, even to places

47
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where we don't need to go
and we're not invited.

48
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!

49
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(both laugh)

50
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Okay, Alan.

51
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You did your best.

52
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Why did I agree to ride
to the airport with everyone?

53
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I'm an aspiring millionaire.

54
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I should be taking a Town Car,

55
00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,126
not packed six-deep
like a Hasidic family

56
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going to the bulk foods store.

57
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Relax, Schmidt.
We're all riding together

58
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so that we can hang out

59
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before we all go
to our magical destinations.

60
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Magical? I'm going back home
to Long Island,

61
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the birthplace
of the female crew cut.

62
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Yeah, and I'm going all the way
to New York because my mom

63
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wants to hand-deliver a
Christmas card to Matt Lauer.

64
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But you, Jess,

65
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you're going...

66
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BOTH:
To London!

67
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(Cockney accent):
'Ello, guvnor.

68
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You got to stop it
with that accent.

69
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Fancy a tickle?
Borderline racist.

70
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Check it out. I'm coming in hot
with gifts for the family.

71
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I'm ready for anything.
Is that a wallet necklace?

72
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Yeah, so I don't
get pickpocketed.

73
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Smart. Keep that money away
from them Gypsies.

74
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Are you nervous about
meeting his family?

75
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No, no. Yes.

76
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All right, here's the plan.

77
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We're at O'Hare at 8:00,

78
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O'Leary's at 9:00,
we're drunk by 6:00.

79
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See what I did there?
We're dinking on the plane.
(laughs)

80
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Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve
at O'Leary's.

81
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I always get laid. See, here,

82
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I'm a six, sixish.

83
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Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten.

84
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Yeah.
I'm a six, man?
Maybe a little higher.

85
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Seven.
But I'm... I'm a
seven, thank you.

86
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Plus Nick is dating Kai now,

87
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,251
which means I'm getting
the butt.

88
00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,852
I'm getting all the butt.

89
00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,653
I made you guys some snack bags.

90
00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,187
Oh, thank you.
Oh.

91
00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,390
You're like my mom, but
in ways I can appreciate.

92
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Hey, Coach,
what's taking you so long?

93
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There he is.

94
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COACH: I know what
you're all thinking.

95
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You think I'm selfish
for going on vacation

96
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instead of going to Detroit
to see my family.

97
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Not thinking that;
very defensive.

98
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I live with a million people.
Four people.

99
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There are going to be a million
people at my mother's house.

100
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I need some me time.
And yes, I will be sad to miss

101
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my baby niece
and all of her Christmas joy,

102
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but I've made a decision
that I'm happy with,

103
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and it hasn't been giving me
stomach pains.

104
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You seem really great.
Yeah.

105
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I feel good.
Can we please go?!

106
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Yeah!
Let's go to the airport!

107
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BOTH:
Christmas!

108
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(whooping)

109
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I'm getting in.
No, no, no, no.

110
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Too late.
Okay.

111
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Oh, yeah.

112
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Loving the new Ford Fusion!

113
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You don't stink at all, man.
Nice.

114
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Are you wet?
Just my bottom.

115
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Check out how roomy this is.

116
00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,078
You could open
a hat store in here.

117
00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,780
Why would I do that?
That tree's cool.

118
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,616
What's it doing?
It coaches you to drive
more efficiently.

119
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Oh, look at that.
Your name is Coach. That's fun.

120
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I don't know why
that's fun to me, but it is.

121
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Pretty funny, I...

122
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Hey, Outside Dave,
will you take a holiday picture?

123
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Well, I'd prefer to paint you,

124
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but it appears time
is pressed against us.

125
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(groans)
(Schmidt cries out)

126
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All right.

127
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Let me get a good filter.

128
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Okay, now pretend

129
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you're really thirsty,

130
00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,237
but the only thing
that can quench your thirst

131
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is the tears
from a golden retriever. Go.

132
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Oh, that's good.

133
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And... got it.

134
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MAN (over P.A.):
Welcome to Los Angeles
International Airport.

135
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(announcement continues
indistinctly)

136
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* I don't know
where Santa goes *

137
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* 11 months of the year

138
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* I just know I love you so
(loud clamoring)

139
00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,692
* And Christmastime is here

140
00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:55,295
* It's cold outside...
Excuse me, what's going on?

141
00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,465
Midwest storm!
Everything's delayed!

142
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God have mercy on us all.

143
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Ow! Ow!

144
00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,836
Move, white bitch!

145
00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:08,975
(line beeps)

146
00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,011
Ryan, hi. (sighs)

147
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My flight's delayed.

148
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Please tell your parents
this is not like me.

149
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I am never late.

150
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On time or naked
is what I always say.

151
00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,052
I've never said that. (chuckles)

152
00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,288
I'll be fully clothed, but late.

153
00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,723
I'll talk to you later.

154
00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,026
Okay, I got this.
Coach, your flight's okay.

155
00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,627
Thanks, Jess.
I'm going to go find

156
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a charging station so I can, uh,
call my niece before Hawaii.

157
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Everyone stop looking at me!

158
00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,536
Cece and Schmidt,
you're on the red-eye.

159
00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,336
The red-eye? What do
I look like, a 24-year-old

160
00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,572
who's too afraid to break up
with his college girlfriend?

161
00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,641
I mean, thank you for this.

162
00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,976
Nick and Winston,
I got you guys.

163
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,077
Next.

164
00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,146
Hi.
Hi.

165
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First and foremost, I'd like to
wish you a very merry Christmas.

166
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Next.

167
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Uh, right. (chuckles)

168
00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,223
Um, my friends are trying
to get on the Chicago flight.

169
00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,925
Uh, Winston Bishop
and Nick Miller.

170
00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,060
Yeah, standby,
tenth and 11th on the list.

171
00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,728
I really appreciate that,

172
00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,663
but...

173
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,764
is there any way
you could get...

174
00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,934
Nope.
And now they're 12th and 13th.

175
00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:09,002
I'm sorry. I was...

176
00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,103
Don't apologize. 14, 15.

177
00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,839
I didn't apologize. I was...

178
00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,774
16, 17.

179
00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,341
Sir.

180
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,009
You seem like
a reasonable person.

181
00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,411
I'm not and you're at 18 and 19.

182
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Okay... You know what?
(blows raspberry)

183
00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,281
You want mean,
I'll give you mean.

184
00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,283
I hope your mom falls
down the stairs

185
00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:24,785
and she hurts parts of herself.

186
00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:27,353
I hate my mom.
Back to 16 and 17.

187
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,790
Thank you.
Don't thank me. 18, 19.

188
00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,057
It's Christmas.

189
00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,725
Oh, I didn't know that.

190
00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,127
I thought they just did a black
version of Annie for no reason.

191
00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,262
20, 21.

192
00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,297
You...
22, 23.

193
00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:38,531
But...
24, 25.

194
00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,132
Sir.
They're on the wing, dear.

195
00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,870
Next.

196
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,204
No. Next.

197
00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:46,973
(loud clamoring)
WOMAN: Stop pushing.

198
00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,209
MAN (over P.A.):
Flight 202 to Dallas-
Fort Worth cancelled.

199
00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:51,778
(groans)

200
00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,379
Hey, let's wait
in the first-class lounge,

201
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,947
like the other
HBO GO subscribers.

202
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,084
You're a member?
Cece, I grew up
on the mean streets

203
00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,788
of Long Island, just gazing up
at the Manhattan city skyline,

204
00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,822
thinking, "You know what,
one day, I'm gonna get there."

205
00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,725
That first-class lounge
is my Manhattan.

206
00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,595
"Greatest discovery of all time

207
00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:10,163
"is that a person can change
his future

208
00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:13,300
by merely changing
his attitude."

209
00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,435
Oprah Winfrey.

210
00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,639
Sir, may I help you?
Are you a member?

211
00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,240
I just had
an incredible layover.

212
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,343
Flew in from Istanbul. I just
need to lay down for a while.

213
00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,678
I'm a little... Okay?
Certainly. Uh, do you have

214
00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,413
a first-class ticket
or a membership card?

215
00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,781
Do I have a...
a membership card?

216
00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,149
Let me ask you something.
I tend to, uh...

217
00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:31,584
tend to deal with, uh,

218
00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,786
Sarah Beth.
I'm not aware of
a Sarah Beth, sir.

219
00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,254
The last time
I talked to her,

220
00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:35,622
she was suffering
from the diabetes.

221
00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,124
Is she still on the inhaler?

222
00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:38,425
Uh...
Did she pass?

223
00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:39,959
She passed, didn't she?

224
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,661
I'm afraid I...
I'm gonna need a minute.

225
00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,196
I'm just gonna go inside,
sit down, just kind of take...

226
00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,331
Are you a member, sir?
Am I a mem...?

227
00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,199
Can we just get
two guest passes, please?

228
00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,601
Of course.
Thank you.

229
00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,470
That's a real thing--
guest passes?

230
00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,504
Yes, sir.

231
00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,473
Okay. It's a debit card.

232
00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,108
Is Ro-Ro done yet? Damn.

233
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,978
Okay, uh, have her call me,
but m-my phone's about to d...

234
00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,146
(line beeps)

235
00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,014
My ph... Hello?

236
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,382
Damn it.

237
00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,617
Really?
Phone and a laptop?

238
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,886
You're playing solitaire?

239
00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,387
Is that a keyboard?

240
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,322
Dude, come on!

241
00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,490
Why we should've
taken trains.

242
00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,725
The sky's too fickle.

243
00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,627
It's the play place
for butterflies.

244
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,129
JESS:
"Can't wait to see you.

245
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,329
House at the end of the lane"?

246
00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,567
Oh, no, no, no, no.

247
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,136
Oh, no, no, no, no.
What?

248
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,971
This is where Ryan lives.

249
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,639
Whoa!
What?

250
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,641
It's a gorgeous mansion.

251
00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,576
He said it was casual.

252
00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,479
Does "casual" mean something
very different in England?

253
00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,381
Like... like "we own England"?

254
00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:36,817
That's some McDuck money!

255
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,885
That's "do whatever I want"
money.

256
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,588
Exactly.
You better learn how
to ride a polo horse.

257
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,389
It's actually a polio horse.

258
00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,225
Uh, originally they were bred
as helper horses

259
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,527
for people with polio,
but I don't think anything

260
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,495
of what I just said
was correct, so...

261
00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:52,198
What is...?
Are you all right?

262
00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,432
Hey. My flight's delayed.

263
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,868
Might not even meet
his very rich family.

264
00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,605
Anyway, you guys should go
to your-your gate.

265
00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:01,107
Get out of here,
you Christmas... packages.

266
00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,442
All right. Merry Christmas.
Okay. All right,
let's... Yeah.

267
00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:05,111
Okay. Yeah.
All of that
good stuff.

268
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,047
See you later.
Safe travels.

269
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,280
(cell phone chimes)

270
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,817
(sighs)

271
00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,952
(cell phone chimes)

272
00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:16,155
Is that a falcon
wearing a necklace?

273
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,895
Can I help you?

274
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:23,963
Sir...

275
00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,932
I'd like the strongest
drink you have,

276
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,268
and also a wine spritzer
on the side

277
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,437
in case I don't like it.

278
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,971
(mouths):
Thank you.

279
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,807
MAN: Looks like
somebody's not so merry.

280
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,311
Come on.

281
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,546
Are you...?

282
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,548
(chuckles softly)

283
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,450
Okay, um... that's silly.

284
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,251
I really want this to be true.

285
00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:46,953
What seems to be troubling you?

286
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,121
I just found out that my
boyfriend is... is really rich,

287
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,457
and there's no way his parents
are gonna like me,

288
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,059
and he's...
Well, have you ever

289
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,961
thought that the world
is just full of sloths,

290
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,996
and then one day
this beautiful lion walks in?

291
00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,099
Actually, you've probably never
thought that way, Santa.

292
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,333
Can I just go ahead
and call you Santa?

293
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,071
Anyway, should I just
bail on this trip?

294
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,806
Hmm, sounds complicated.

295
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,307
Yeah.
Why don't you

296
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,908
come with me
to the family bathroom,

297
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,410
sit on my lap,
and I'll give you

298
00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:13,846
the sleigh ride
you'll never forget?

299
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,182
What? Santa!

300
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,448
North Pole.

301
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:17,985
Player for life.

302
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,119
Get out of here!

303
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,254
Pervert Santa!
No cookies for you here,

304
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,423
you white-bearded freak!

305
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,457
Well, well, well.

306
00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,326
If it isn't ol' Bangs LaRue.

307
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,197
Don't test me, sweetie. I'll put
your head in a trash can.

308
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,364
Wow.

309
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,599
(chuckles)

310
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,702
You and I are gonna drink.

311
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,538
Wow, this place
is just so amazing.

312
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,807
You got to feel this pillow.

313
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,341
Look at this thing.
This is the pillow

314
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,076
that all the other pillows
want to have sex with.

315
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,213
Nice. Look at that guy.

316
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,817
Bet he's the kind of guy who
takes one bite of lobster

317
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,884
and just throws the rest
of it in the trash.

318
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,519
I'd love to do that, just once.

319
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,254
Stupid trash lobster.

320
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,357
He's coming over.

321
00:10:58,390 --> 00:10:59,359
Hello, sir.

322
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,626
First time in the lounge?

323
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,195
(chuckles):
Uh...

324
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,562
What's that, now?

325
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,631
Come on.
Why would you say that?

326
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,333
Because of all
the pillow squeezing.

327
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,368
I get it.

328
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,102
I get it. I was like you once.

329
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,804
Where are you from?

330
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,972
I'm from New York.

331
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,140
Uh, Manhattan, of course.

332
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,576
Mainly the money
and museum district.

333
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,644
I can see the
Central Park horses

334
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,479
defecating from my window.

335
00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:21,749
(chuckles)
That's funny. So can I.

336
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,250
Robert Goodwin.
All right.

337
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,384
Schmidt.
Mind if I sit?

338
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,653
Please, go ahead.

339
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,989
WOMAN (over P.A.):
Due to increased security,

340
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,690
please have your
picture I.D. ready.

341
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,259
All right,
here's what we got to do.

342
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,693
We got to convince
a bunch of people not to fly,

343
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,696
and then we're at
the top of the list.

344
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,431
It's foolproof--
unless it doesn't work.

345
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,067
Then it didn't work,
so I think we got

346
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,171
a 50-50 chance to do it,
so let's do it.

347
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,173
(both laugh)

348
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,606
Wait.

349
00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:48,942
Ah, yeah, yeah.

350
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,610
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.

351
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,610
What's up, boys?

352
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,846
Those are the guys

353
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,748
I was just drinking
with at the bar.

354
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,448
Are you sure you guys

355
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,616
can fly a plane?

356
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:59,186
I'm sure it's
not a big deal.

357
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,520
I bet the weed will
offset the booze.

358
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,456
Ah, hey there, precious.

359
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,691
Yeah, you're quiet now,

360
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,293
but when that
air pressure hits you,

361
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,394
you're gonna be screaming

362
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,695
like a cat
in the dishwasher.

363
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,263
And I won't stop you.

364
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,730
This could be it, so...

365
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,100
if we all die on this
plane, was it worth it?

366
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,802
I say yeah, let's
get to Chicago.

367
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,605
Who cares?
It's snowing there.

368
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,106
(yells in pain)
You gonna bite me?

369
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,442
When we get on the plane,
I'm gonna bite you back.

370
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,546
Breast-feeding is a...
very sensitive subject for me.

371
00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:28,115
I can help
who's next. Sir?

372
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,116
Uh, sir, he doesn't work here.
Oh, yes, I do.

373
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,219
Uh, no, you...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your flight's been canceled.

374
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,720
The flight has not
been canceled.

375
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,087
Flight's been canceled.
Security!

376
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,789
Security! Please get
this woman out of here!

377
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,826
Please get this man...
She's wearing
a fake outfit.

378
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,326
You know what? I don't know...

379
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,562
Debbie, don't start with me.
You're in a mood.
Oh...

380
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,397
And then he sent me this text.

381
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,398
Oh, my God.

382
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,100
Where's Anna
and Mr. Bates?

383
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,668
Do you watch Downton?
Yeah.

384
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,136
I know it's a soap opera,
but I like it.

385
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,770
JESS:
It's not even about the money.

386
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,605
That's big.
It's like every new piece

387
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:54,841
of information I get about him

388
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,442
just makes him more
and more out of my league.

389
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,945
Mm.
He'll be nice
about it,

390
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,278
but the moment I get there,

391
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,614
everybody will know
I don't belong there.

392
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,283
Am I being dumb?
No.

393
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,018
Did I ever tell you
about that time

394
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,785
I met my ex-boyfriend's
family over the holidays?

395
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,288
I've known you for 20 minutes.

396
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,623
Well, it was worse than
the last season of Scrubs.

397
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,192
A teaching hospital? Come on!

398
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,628
People think Christmas is
gonna be like Love Actually

399
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,164
and "God Only Knows"
is gonna play

400
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:21,768
over their happy
ending, but it won't.

401
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,970
Do what I do.

402
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,937
Hide out with a pizza

403
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,039
and save the big issues
for the New Year.

404
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,808
Oh, God.
Don't judge me
for eating pizza!

405
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,144
No. My presents are gone.

406
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,379
What?
Santa stole my presents.

407
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,381
He was a reverse Santa.

408
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,615
"Reverse Santa"?

409
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,184
What am I gonna do now?

410
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,019
You can't go now.

411
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,654
You're right.

412
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,823
I can't.

413
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,798
God, I'm drunk at work.

414
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,633
Sis?
Hello.

415
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,302
Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.

416
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,470
Mm-mm. I'm not trying
to make you feel better

417
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,971
about lying naked on the beach

418
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,240
sipping some nonsense
instead of seeing your family.

419
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,708
Are you using the cuteness
of your daughter

420
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,842
to blackmail me
to come to Christmas?

421
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,479
Am I?
Yeah, I am, actually.

422
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,880
Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie!

423
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,416
If you can hear me,
get your mom's hair wet,

424
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,183
then get on the phone
while she's freaking out!

425
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,321
You want to speak to your niece,
you know where she is.

426
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,322
(groans)

427
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,722
(dial tone humming)

428
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:17,856
SCHMIDT:
Diversification.

429
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,025
That's what it's all about.

430
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,092
You know, I keep
telling Nick that,

431
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,561
but he won't
listen to me.

432
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,761
Hey, man to man.

433
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:23,996
Anything. What?

434
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,366
I'd love to take a run
at your girl.

435
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,902
(chuckles)
Excuse me?

436
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,270
Now, don't tell me
you're exclusive.

437
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,905
Successful men like us,

438
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,674
we don't order
just one item off the menu.

439
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:37,409
I'll tell you what.

440
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,846
You do this for me,

441
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,415
and I'll do this for you.

442
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,517
Gold Select.

443
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:48,554
Gets you into any airport club
in the world...

444
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,423
minus New Zealand.

445
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,959
What's going on guys?

446
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:52,960
Closing some deals?

447
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,293
Well, actually...

448
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,495
No... we are not.

449
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,798
You know what they call you
where I'm from?

450
00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:01,400
A dirty old bitch.

451
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,735
Dirty old "biatch."

452
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,270
"Biatch," just
in general.

453
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,105
'Cause I ain't
from Manhattan, sir.

454
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,475
I'm from Long Island.

455
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,211
5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.

456
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,745
You better calm down, or you're
gonna be kicked out of the...

457
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,315
Good, I don't want to
be in this lounge.

458
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,749
I don't want to be in any club
that you're a part of.

459
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,051
Okay, am I missing something?

460
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,620
I don't want to be
in any lounge or club

461
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,888
that you're a part of, sir!

462
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,057
You dirty old bitch,
for good measure!

463
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,927
'Cause I'm from Long Island,
I'll take the railroad-- LIRR!

464
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,062
You're embarrassing yourself.

465
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,562
SCHMIDT: New York,
Long Island.

466
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,399
Billy Joel.

467
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,665
Cece, let's roll.

468
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,034
Okay.

469
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,172
Nassau County!

470
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,274
Billy Joel, one more time.

471
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,009
"Piano Man."

472
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,510
"Goodnight Saigon."

473
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,812
That's a sad one.

474
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,081
Cry about that,
you dirty old bitch.

475
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,283
So they go to this bar in
Chicago to get Winston laid...

476
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,986
And one of these
guys is your ex?
Yeah, Nick.

477
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,788
Mm, the nicest thing
I ever did for an ex

478
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,124
is give him a ride
to the airport.

479
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,658
And for me, that's
just going to work,

480
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,826
and I still
barely did it.

481
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,327
(laughs)

482
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,130
Okay, please don't take this
as a Christmas miracle.

483
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,133
But what can
I do to help?

484
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,001
Do you want to fly first-class
somewhere, like Pittsburgh,

485
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,769
and then tell everyone
you're a Latin pop star?

486
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:14,506
I did that once, and it's
kind of the perfect Christmas.

487
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,308
You can pass as Latin.

488
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,047
Actually, you know
what I'd love?

489
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,681
Hope first class is okay.

490
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:24,116
And don't freak out, but I think
Paul Dano's on your flight.

491
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,518
And don't thank me, thank her.

492
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,220
But thank me also,
because I'm the one that did it.

493
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,520
Wow, this is really amazing.

494
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,489
Thank you, guys.

495
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,224
Don't thank us, go.

496
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,293
Call me if you want
to hang out this week.

497
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,994
I was thinking about
going to the mountains

498
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,729
and crying at some point,
but that's flexible.

499
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,996
All right,
I got to bounce

500
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,698
before these people I bumped
come after me.

501
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,500
Don't worry,
they deserve it.

502
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,036
I'm being bumped?

503
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,404
You're an idiot.
I'm Gold Select!

504
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,740
Check it out.

505
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,683
Come on, just tell
me what he said.

506
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,985
Without going into specifics,

507
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,552
he disrespected something
more important to me

508
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,653
than any stupid lounge.

509
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,190
Daniel Craig's tailoring?

510
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,923
No.

511
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,558
Something priceless.

512
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,928
Hey.
What?

513
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,262
I stole you something.

514
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,663
Bam!

515
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,601
You sneaky Indian mouse.

516
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,934
(giggles)

517
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,237
I'm in my own lounge now.

518
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,770
(laughs)

519
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,541
Look, I know this is
kind of dumb to say,

520
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,211
but I really like
being your friend.

521
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,153
My friend.

522
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,390
I like being your friend, too.

523
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,659
Yeah.

524
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,028
Merry Christmas, Schmidt.

525
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,596
Merry Christmas, Cecilia.

526
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:48,201
(sighs)

527
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,136
Is it crazy that I'm
considering going to Detroit

528
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,403
instead of Hawaii?

529
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,471
Yes.
Mm-hmm.

530
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,640
Yeah, I thought that.

531
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,275
Ooh, this is
a fancy seat.

532
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,808
Reminds me of the seat
my grandmother used

533
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,211
to ride up and down
the stairs in.

534
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,113
Hey, Jess.
Damn thing was comfortable.

535
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,148
Thank you.
First class is amazing.

536
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,715
(sniffs)
Smells like rich people.

537
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,717
(chuckles)

538
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,219
I'm so glad.

539
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,086
These are nice.
Hey, where are you?
Did you board?

540
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,323
Um, yeah, I'm on the plane.
I'm sitting in my seat.

541
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,892
MAN (over P.A.): Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.

542
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:15,261
Wait, w... Jess, what was that?

543
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,230
Uh, they're telling me
to turn off my phone.

544
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,464
Uh, we're taking off now.

545
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,965
Jess, hold on, hold on,
hold on, J...

546
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,134
How do you change this...?

547
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,602
How do you change this thing?!

548
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,736
To the hits?

549
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,770
I don't know, like top 40?

550
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,472
Jess, what's going on?

551
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,674
I'm not going.

552
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,976
Are you kidding me?

553
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,009
You saw the house.

554
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,244
It's too much pressure.

555
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,314
Je...
And Santa stole my gifts.

556
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,515
Wait, Santa did what?

557
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,683
What if I do something wrong
and...

558
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,919
and I lose Ryan?

559
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:41,086
So, what are you gonna do?

560
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,454
You're gonna spend
Christmas alone?

561
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,156
Sir? We're about
to take off.
Yeah.

562
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,592
We need you
to turn off your phone.
I understand.

563
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,492
I just need one minute.

564
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,427
It's gonna be fine,
don't worry.

565
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,028
I mean, that's cra...
Sir?

566
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,530
Now, sir.
I'm trying
to figure something out.

567
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,665
She's not getting on a plane...
Hey, Nick!

568
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,933
This is first class!

569
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,769
Act like you've
been somewhere before!

570
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,037
Merry Christmas, Nick.

571
00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,705
Jess, hey!
Sir.

572
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,450
NICK:
Jess.

573
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,551
You're not spending
Christmas alone.

574
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,053
Oh, no.

575
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,654
You're going to England.

576
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,888
What are you guys doing?

577
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,325
Okay, you think
you're gonna lose Ryan

578
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,892
'cause you're not good enough
for his stupid family?

579
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,059
Has he ever had

580
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,162
five people
get off planes for him?

581
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,397
I-I hadn't gotten
on mine yet.

582
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,233
T-To be fair, we were
in the food court,

583
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,835
but it's beautiful.
Keep going, Nick.
Look, Jess,

584
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,304
we're not getting on our flights
unless you get on yours.

585
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,405
Airport chicken,
that's right.

586
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,007
You want to take down
everyone's Christmases?

587
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,909
WINSTON:
Don't be that person.

588
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,447
You got to go to England,
and you have to just try.

589
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,981
Go to England, Jess;
it's worth it.

590
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,153
But my flight's boarding,
and I don't have any gifts,

591
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,087
and there's no way
I'm gonna make it.

592
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,423
Oh, no, you are gonna
make it. Come on!

593
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,857
Yeah.
All right, let's go!

594
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,261
JESS:
This doesn't seem great.

595
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,828
Okay, you know what,
let's go, let's go.

596
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:57,997
Let's just... let's just run.

597
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,865
Come on, let's go!

598
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,166
(shouting)

599
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,634
Let's go!

600
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,173
So, I guess this is good-bye.

601
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,241
(yelling for Jess to leave)

602
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,945
I don't care if there's no time.

603
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,080
I love you guys.

604
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,083
Ah, come on.

605
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,285
Get out of here!

606
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,786
Love doesn't matter!

607
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,054
Merry Christmas.

608
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:23,789
Bye.

609
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,928
* God only knows
what I'd be without you *

610
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,101
* If you should ever
leave me... *

611
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,236
Give me a little space.

612
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,373
* Though life would
still go on, believe me *

613
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,942
* The world would show
nothing to me... *

614
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,242
Ugh!

615
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,112
Light a match.

616
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,280
Cece, watch this.

617
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,450
Oh, my God.

618
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,051
Got him.

619
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,221
Hi, Ro-Ro.

620
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,155
Uncle Ernie!

621
00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:00,393
* God only knows
what I'd be without you *

622
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,296
* God only knows what
I'd be without you *

623
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,397
* God only knows

624
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,435
* God only knows
what I'd be without you *

625
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,471
* God only knows what
I'd be without you *

626
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,440
* God only knows

627
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:17,309
* God only knows
what I'd be without you *

628
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,412
* God only knows what
I'd be without you *

629
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,279
* God only knows.

630
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,349
Hey, I'm here. Are you here?

631
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,317
RYAN: I'm here.

632
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,487
I got your text, so I came back
to surprise you.

633
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,656
I'm outside your loft.
Where are you?

634
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,759
Oh, no. No!

635
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,461
I'm in London.
Stay where you are.
I'll be there in 17 hours.

636
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,830
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