1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:02,636 (phone rings) 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:03,871 Hello? 3 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:06,139 Hello, "dog," it's Principal Foster. 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,208 Oh, hey. Did you just call me "dog"? 5 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,144 You're vice principal now. We're peers. 6 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,845 Oh. Good news-- I have 7 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,980 a replacement for your science class. 8 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,983 It's about time, you old son of a bitch. 9 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,150 What?! 10 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,986 Too casual? Uh, what? 11 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,653 Hello? Sorry, what? You're breaking up. 12 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,754 Hello? Dog? 13 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:22,756 Hello? (staticky): I can't... 14 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:23,890 ...hear you. Sorry, hello? 15 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:24,891 Bad reception, sorry. 16 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,594 Hold on. (staticky): ...breaking up... 17 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,762 I'm so sorry. They're building a new building next door 18 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,263 and I have terrible reception. 19 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:32,432 Hey, no more phone calls! Get out of my room! 20 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,734 It's the only place I can get a signal, dude-- you know that. Out! 21 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,436 Look at the stick-- is it red or blue? Uh, yeah... 22 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:37,938 Well, sir, I... Get out of my room. 23 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,872 Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello... stop. 24 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,109 Is it red or blue? Hey, ow, Schmidt! 25 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,777 The scarf has been backordered a month. Wait, hello? 26 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,412 Meanwhile the hat is just sitting here. Yeah, hello. 27 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:46,780 This is not a business center. Hello? 28 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:47,914 Get out of my room. Hello? Hello? 29 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,250 It's my man time. Mama? 30 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,917 Mama, unplug it, okay? SCHMIDT: Hello? Hello. 31 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:54,021 If you unplug it, it cannot electrocute you. Hello? Hello. 32 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,523 It's blue? Oh, yes! Mr. Foster... 33 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,756 No, I don't want blue. Hello, dog. Dog? 34 00:00:56,789 --> 00:00:57,890 With a bisque hat? 35 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:58,892 I'll look insane! 36 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,628 Why do you have an electric guitar? 37 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,963 Aah! Hello? 38 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,099 This phone situation has me really jazzed up! 39 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:06,433 Excuse my language. 40 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,067 Now, I'm gonna propose something. 41 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,037 Something insane. 42 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,938 Now you just all have to stay calm 43 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:14,141 and trust me. 44 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:16,243 Fascinating. 45 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,478 Where do you put your music? 46 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,879 Why is there a rope? 47 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,248 (phone rings) (gasps) It's ringing. 48 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,382 Whoa, that's cool. Just like the movies. 49 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,117 We should answer it with, like, really funny voices. 50 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,287 Yeah. We don't know who it is. 51 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,888 It could be anybody. Could be Tanya from sixth grade. 52 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:30,924 Yeah. (stops ringing) 53 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,393 Oh... Oh. 54 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,427 Next time it rings, we should answer it. 55 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:37,730 * Who's that girl? * Who's that girl? * 56 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:38,998 * Who's that girl? 57 00:01:39,031 --> 00:01:40,834 * Who's that girl? * * It's Jess. 58 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,305 Just can't stop looking at this thing. 59 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:46,740 Man, I used to be so great at talking on the phone, man. 60 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,141 You know, something about the cord 61 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:51,179 and the handset that just really set me at ease. 62 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,680 You were weirdly smooth. 63 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,081 If you slow dance with Nick, 64 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,316 I'll hold hands with Amy. 65 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,450 Just make sure she cut her fingernails, though. 66 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,085 Tell her I'll make her a mix tape. 67 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,320 I'm just being stupid. 68 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,989 Tell her I'll make her a mix tape. 69 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,623 It was going great, by the way. 70 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,858 If this isn't sexy, 71 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,025 I don't know what the heck is. 72 00:02:06,058 --> 00:02:07,960 Something just came over him. 73 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:09,028 He was amazing. 74 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,631 I'm just excited to add a third number: 75 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,466 Home, work and cell. 76 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,301 Damn, I'm reachable. I'm definitely gonna 77 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,437 mention that in my profile in Business, Man! magazine. 78 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,772 Businessman magazine? No, no, no. Check that out: Business, Man! magazine. 79 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,973 I've gotten a lot of heat 80 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,610 from working on the sponge account. 81 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,012 I'm telling you, this is the first step in my quest 82 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,314 to becoming a millionaire. Well, I think that's a weird plan, 83 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,716 but let's drink to it-- who's in? 84 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,318 No, come on, I got to study for my interview. 85 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,621 Oh, I would, man, but I got a lot of police stuff to study. 86 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,722 You know, like, roads, 87 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,189 laws, bullets... 88 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,691 Be really nice if you guys spent some time 89 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,860 and studied your friend Nick. Pop quiz, hotshots. 90 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,729 I miss you guys. I don't understand 91 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,798 what you're saying, man. Are you asking me a question? 92 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,634 For real, though, I miss you. So we would just sit around and drink all day? 93 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,569 Aw, forget it, man! I'm storming off. 94 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,305 (phone rings) 95 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,740 Oh! 96 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,908 Good morning, Vice Principal Day speaking. 97 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,811 What...? Calm down! 98 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,879 What?! Coach?! 99 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,048 (whispering): Coach... 100 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,150 are you sleeping with the school nurse? 101 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,318 Jess, are you crazy? 102 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,652 Of course I'm sleeping with the school nurse. 103 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,221 What? Mazel tov. 104 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,389 My man. Much respect. Look at you getting up in there. 105 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,391 Yeah. Living the dream. Great. 106 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,260 That's really hot, dude. That's really great. For me. 107 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:17,097 We have to fill out a form declaring our relationship? 108 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:18,998 Yes, it's a legal thing. 109 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,368 We're just covering our asses. 110 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,471 While you uncover yours. 111 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,740 Sorry, that was an unfortunate joke. 112 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:27,608 (nervous laugh) 113 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,176 Um, anyway, uh, how did this start? 114 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,111 Uh, fine. A couple of weeks ago I got a cut. 115 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,381 Mm-hmm. And I went to the nurse. 116 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,417 Okay. And when I saw her, I was like, "damn." 117 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:39,453 And I was, like, "You frickin' got a cut." 118 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,288 And I was like, "You frickin' better fix it." 119 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,290 And she was like, "No. Cuts are gross." 120 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,526 Yeah. And then we had sex. 121 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,627 Yeah. 122 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:47,627 That's disturbing 123 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,028 On so many levels. 124 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,430 Um, I'm sorry, but your outfit 125 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,400 looks like you got it at a Halloween store. 126 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,634 Thank you. Coach got it for me. 127 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,069 It's a child's medium. (giggles) 128 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,439 What'd you put for "nature of relationship"-- "girlfriend"? 129 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,074 Well, that's what I actually wanted to talk to you about. 130 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,776 'Cause, uh, we hadn't... Question mark? 131 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,711 Um, it didn't feel like a question mark when 132 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,781 you put a calamari on my finger like an engagement ring. 133 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,449 That didn't seem like a question mark to you? 134 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,818 And it's squid. Jess, someone's in my parking spot again. 135 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:12,819 Not now, Rose. 136 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,954 Hey, Ernie. 137 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:15,489 Hey. Last night was really fun. 138 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,557 I found your swim trunks. 139 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,461 They're ruined. Really fun. Ah, come on. Yeah? 140 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,129 I thought you ditched this bitch. 141 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,098 I will send your weave right back to the loom! 142 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:26,233 Oh, no, no. Guys... 143 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,800 Excuse me? Oh, yeah! Ladies, stop. 144 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,637 (both arguing at once) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 145 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,504 See what you did? 146 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,273 This is a different form. 147 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,478 (phone ringing) (groans) 148 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,550 All right. 149 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,617 (ringing continues) Settle down, I'm coming. 150 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,021 Hello? 151 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,790 No, Schmidt's not here. 152 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,692 No one's here. I'm here by myself. 153 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,026 Because I work at night, which means I'm probably 154 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,363 the one who should answer the phone during the day. 155 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,731 Great, yeah, I'll tell him. 156 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:02,870 (sighs) 157 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:07,107 Great. Let's get a phone so Nick can answer it. 158 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:10,343 (phone rings) 159 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,413 (groans) 160 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,052 What? I'm busy. 161 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,423 Winston's not here. 162 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:25,625 Really? 163 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,728 Uh-huh. Okay, I'll pass it on. 164 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:28,728 Okay, you too. 165 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,062 My gentlemen, I'm glad 166 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,064 you're home. 167 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,600 I got your messages. 168 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,637 All right, here you go. 169 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,206 Wow. Are these alphabetized? Yeah, you're welcome. 170 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,542 I felt like a secretary. It was pretty awesome. 171 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,476 Some auto body shop called, Schmidt-- 172 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,245 apparently you're getting a spoiler? 173 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,480 I'm not getting a sp... 174 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,314 I just wanted a quote. Yeah, I get a quote 175 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,817 just in case I do want to actually buy one. 176 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,884 And it's nice to have a price before 177 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:55,055 you get emotionally invested. It's called predicting desires. 178 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,725 What I wish I would have said is when I first said it-- 179 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,026 "Spoiler alert." 180 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,163 I wish it... When I... I wish I would have said, um, 181 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,432 "You're getting a spoiler-- spoiler alert." 182 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,899 I don't think that would have helped. 183 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,334 I just... I'm just getting a quote, okay? 184 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,569 It's really none of your business. 185 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,103 Definitely noted. Thanks, my man. 186 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,372 For the... Winston, uh... 187 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,774 who's this gal Judy? 188 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,509 I've never heard of her. She called twice. 189 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,545 Who is this woman? (chuckles) She's nobody. 190 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,913 Doesn't sound like nobody. Where'd you guys meet? 191 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,449 At the driving range. The driving range? 192 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,917 But you don't golf. Uh, I like to watch? 193 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,220 Winston, you go to the driving range just to watch? 194 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,622 Yeah. Very strange, very strange. 195 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,122 Let's get back to this Judy character, 196 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,593 because I am interested. 197 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,562 You made love to her yet? I don't know. 198 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,430 Leave me alone, dude. Honestly, stop. 199 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,899 That's not even a big d-- I don't even like her that much, all right? 200 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,468 Just, ugh. I'm probably gonna dump her. Do you want to talk about it? 201 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,937 Just kidding. I'm messing with you. 202 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,473 Are you guys having as much fun as I'm having right now? 203 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,742 This landline has really brought us together in a great way. 204 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,444 I miss this. Hey, if I cooked up 205 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,846 a whole chicken, would you guys have some? 206 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,918 Those look like two hungry faces-- (chuckles) 207 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,221 Wow. That was intrusive. 208 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:05,625 Winston, how do you not know if you'd made love to someone? 209 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,793 I'm mad at you, Jess. 210 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,295 Why'd you put me on blast like that? 211 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,964 Because you shouldn't be sleeping with other teachers, Coach, 212 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:12,966 let alone two. 213 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,002 Who are you, Blanche from Golden Girls? 214 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,803 Honestly, it took me a while to figure out 215 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,639 who I was in that school, but I finally did. 216 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,274 Who? I'm the guy who has sex with everyone. 217 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,009 Why can't you be the guy who loves recycling?! 218 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,846 Everyone loves that guy. This is a school. It's a sexy place, Jess. 219 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,483 Look at that CPR poster. It's hot as crap. What the...? 220 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:33,420 Why aren't they wearing shirts? Are they drinking wine? 221 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,622 Mm... That's it! 222 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,090 I'm gonna need to talk to all these teachers. 223 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,425 You're just jealous because you're not gettin' any. 224 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,961 (indignant gasp) When's the last time someone gave you CPR? 225 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,997 Well, I give it to myself at least once a month... 226 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,132 Oh! to refresh. 227 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,466 I'm talking about real CPR! 228 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,603 Oh. Look, you work in a school. 229 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,704 You need to have boundaries. 230 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,141 You have to be a professional. 231 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:55,509 Ah, Miss Day. Oh. 232 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,144 There's someone here I'd like you to meet. 233 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,478 Oh! This is Ryan. 234 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,514 He's gonna be taking over the science class. 235 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,615 Now, don't be alarmed, 236 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,651 but his voice is gonna sound kind of funny. 237 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,120 It's because he's British. 238 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,557 Say something to her. 239 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:12,024 Hello. Pleased to meet you. 240 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,961 Ah. Oh, charming. Hi. 241 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,629 It's a... How do you do? 242 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,499 You must be, um... Mister... 243 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,637 "Gos... Gosin-yure." 244 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,139 It's pronounced "Goes-in-you." 245 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,473 Goes-in-who? 246 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,576 It "goes in you," Jess. 247 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:31,244 Goes in me. Goes in... Jess. What!? 248 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,480 I'm sorry, I'm gonna make a note of how to pronounce it. 249 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,984 It's really nice to meet you, Mr. Goes-in... 250 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,818 Ryan. 251 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,352 COACH: Hey, Jess, where you going? 252 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:43,557 You forgot to tell him about boundaries! 253 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,558 It's great having you here, Mr. Goes-in-you. 254 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,259 Geauxinue. Yeah. Goes-in-you, Goes-in-you. 255 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:49,162 No... Goes in all of us. 256 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,963 Yeah. Sooner or later. 257 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,534 (phone buzzes) This is Schmidt. 258 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,572 Hey, it's Nick. Let me get Winston. 259 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,508 Winnie the Bish, you on? 260 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,375 What is happening right now? 261 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,278 I'm just giving you guys your midday update. 262 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,047 Schmidt, dry-cleaner company called. 263 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,115 Your socks are ready. SCHMIDT: Oh, great. 264 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,619 Not quite sure why we need to be on a conference call for this. 265 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,452 Not quite sure why you need to dry-clean your socks, 266 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:16,389 you weirdo, but we'll get back to that. 267 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,424 Winston, Judy called again. 268 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,559 And so, I told her you weren't feeling it. 269 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,462 (laughs) Now why would you do that? 270 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:24,764 You said you were gonna dump her. 271 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,966 It was a very difficult conversation for you. 272 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,903 We all know how you are, so I just handled it. You're welcome. 273 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,105 Hey, Nick, do I need to be on for this? Can I get off? WINSTON: Great, great, great. 274 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,606 You know what? Now she's gonna do something crazy. 275 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,241 You know, this is a very emotional woman 276 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,576 we're dealing with, all right? 277 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,278 That bitch a Leo! Can I go now? 278 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,113 You should have thought of that before you dumped her. 279 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,114 I didn't! You did! 280 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,115 Because that's what you wanted. 281 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,549 I don't know what I want! 282 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,284 Judy didn't know what you wanted, either! 283 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:47,120 Oh, and Schmidt, the magazine called. 284 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,789 Oh. And they need a picture. But don't worry. I handled it. 285 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:51,323 What do you mean, you handled it? 286 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,659 I know you have a lot on your plate, 287 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,061 so don't worry... 288 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,962 I sent them the most recent picture I had. 289 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,563 The most recent one? WINSTON: Did Judy sound...? 290 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,165 Winston, enough! Nick, what, what do you mean by 291 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,168 "the most recent"? I don't... I don't understand what that... 292 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,570 The latest picture. It's the most accurate. 293 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:04,471 It's just good marketing. 294 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,072 You know that. Check your e-mail. 295 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,006 You'll be happy. 296 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,475 Did you check it? 297 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,144 Is it loaded? 298 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,613 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 299 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,447 And that's all I got. You guys good? 300 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,183 (Schmidt sighs) 301 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,751 Okay, I'll check back in five. 302 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,453 What? Five... five what? Nick? Five minutes?! 303 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,956 * I'm a very good secretary. 304 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,495 (phone buzzing) Hello. 305 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,129 Yeah. Hello. 306 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,264 Yeah... * Hello. 307 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,767 Yo! Hello. 308 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,536 Yo... Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 309 00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,605 Yo! What up? What up? What up? 310 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,807 Winston! Hello. 311 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,173 I said... Winston I said "Yo." 312 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,875 Wait. Who's this? 313 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,111 It's Schmidt! We got to do something about Nick. 314 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,614 We're here to address the school policies 315 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,649 on interfaculty relations. 316 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,351 Some forms of touching, say, 317 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:54,287 a... a friendly handshake, 318 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,323 or a spirited pat, are completely appropriate. 319 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,025 MAN: What if you spill coffee 320 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,626 on your pants, and you're very burnt, 321 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,662 and upon getting your pants cut off by paramedics, 322 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,364 you become aroused? 323 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,966 I'm truly hoping that didn't happen. 324 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,500 What if you're in a situation where you either have to Um... 325 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,537 grab a teacher's crotch, 326 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,306 or give narcotics to a student? 327 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,008 That's a great question, man. Thanks, friend. 328 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,809 Not a great question. And what if you...? 329 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,178 I'm done with you. If you feel things getting 330 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,514 sexual... 331 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,515 just say, "Shut it down!" 332 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:28,554 Followed by a sweeping gesture with your hands, like such. 333 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,057 Everyone do it with me. Shut it down! 334 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,994 No, thanks. It's kind of fun. Shut it down. 335 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,263 Shut it... down. 336 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,765 Thank... thank you, new guy. 337 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,403 Yes, Coach. See, I'm more of a visual learner. 338 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,871 (laughing): Oh, yeah, you are. Do you think you could 339 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,706 maybe demonstrate that move in context? 340 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,876 Really, Coach? I think we'd all like that. It's kind of like a... 341 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:50,943 like a skit. What?! (overlapping chatter) 342 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,412 No idea. Visual learning. 343 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,513 Like a skit. ALL: Visual learning. 344 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,615 Visual learning. 345 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,683 Show us! Do it! ALL: Visual learning! 346 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,951 Okay, Coach, do you want to come up and help me? 347 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,854 How about the new guy? 348 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,322 British people love doing stuff, right? 349 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,259 No, I don't think... 350 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,562 British guy... doing stuff! WOMAN: Yeah. 351 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,798 British guy doing stuff! 352 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,698 I'm telling you they don't like to do things. 353 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:16,036 Doing stuff! (all chanting) The British are coming! 354 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,772 Okay, okay. Happy to help. 355 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,140 (applause and cheering) 356 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:28,248 Mr... "Guzinya" and I will now act out a sexual scenario. 357 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,615 It's "Goes-in-you." 358 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,451 Yeah. I know. 359 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,057 Okay, let's try it again. All right, all right. 360 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,793 (beep) Hello. You've reached the loft. Oh, my God! 361 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,495 What? Too sexy! 362 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,331 Sounds good to me. 363 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,966 Are you out of your mind? I'm on fire right now. 364 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,634 This is a home. We're not selling lubricant. 365 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,168 Why aren't one of you doing this? 366 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,636 Because we couldn't decide which of us 367 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,838 to do it, and this way, it's fair. 368 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,605 Put nothing on it. Flat as can be. 369 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,341 All right, here we go. Flat as can be. 370 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,110 Just say the words. (beep) 371 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,778 (flatly): Hello. You've reached the loft. 372 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,248 Oh, my God! 373 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,951 Will you not stop until the whole world is aroused?! 374 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,684 CECE: Okay. Hey. 375 00:13:05,717 --> 00:13:07,921 Nick, my man, looking good. There he is. 376 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,456 New set of PJs? I know what you're doing. 377 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,960 You're blowing hot air up in between my butt cheeks. 378 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,796 And I'm no idiot. I know I was let go 'cause of 379 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,666 the dang old machine. Story as old as time. 380 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,701 A new piece of technology comes around, 381 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,769 and all the peasants freak out. 382 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,972 But one prince knows what's going on, 383 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,009 and he says, "Don't trust the technology!" 384 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,977 And all you peasants trust it, 385 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,613 and then the machine becomes self-aware 386 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,849 and destroys you all. 387 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,618 And then, I become the loneliest prince of all, 388 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,953 laughing in my golden tower. 389 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,123 (laughs) Isn't that a movie? 390 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,457 Maybe I stole that from War Games, yeah. Short Circuit. 391 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,727 No, it isn't. Man, you know what's a good movie? Splash. 392 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,230 I don't know what is happening. (phone ringing) 393 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,697 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 394 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,365 Let's see what she can do. (beep) 395 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,335 CECE (flatly): Hello. You've reached the loft. 396 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,471 SCHMIDT: Oh, my God. Will you not stop until the whole world is aro...? 397 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,639 (beep) 398 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,207 WOMAN: Hey, this message is for Nick. 399 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,211 You responded to my ad about a custom secretary headset. 400 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,513 Please give me a call back. (beep) 401 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,017 How do they know my name? It's a stinking old prank. 402 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,585 I don't even care. 403 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,988 I got a lot going on today, so... 404 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,222 Are you just eating a bowl of jelly? 405 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,390 What does it look like? It looks like a bowl of jelly. 406 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,427 It's a bowl of jelly, yeah. 407 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,860 Okay, so say I'm in the library 408 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,998 and I feel Mr. G.'s hands on my shoulders. 409 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,499 I'm not interested. 410 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,734 So what do I do? 411 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,370 I say, "Shut it down." 412 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,605 Does that make things more clear for you? 413 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,740 I feel like it needs to be a little more real, you know what I mean? 414 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,610 I feel like if he were to touch her, that would help, am I right? 415 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,447 (others agreeing) Am I crazy for thinking that? No, right? Yeah. Just... 416 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,283 It'll be more helpful if he were to touch her. Just touch her, man. 417 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,585 I don't think so. Touch her. Touch her! 418 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,553 Get in there! Touch her. 419 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,389 Okay, fine. Um... 420 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,961 So I'm in the library and, uh, Ryan approaches... 421 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,696 Hello. You look tense. 422 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,530 (oohing) With that accent. 423 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,566 Oh! 424 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,767 (everyone murmuring sensually) 425 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,235 Mmm... 426 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,535 Sha, na, na. 427 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,274 Mmm... Day-O. 428 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:08,942 A little lower. 429 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,110 Right in the wolf patch. 430 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,711 (puzzled murmuring) Huh? What? 431 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,946 Should I shut it down? 432 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,215 What? Yes. Yes! 433 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,448 Shut it down! (groans) 434 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,750 (all gasping) 435 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:18,817 I touched your... I... That was... 436 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:19,918 That's fine. It's-it's cool. 437 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,254 Nice to meet you, too. (laughter) 438 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,890 That was an accident. And when an accident happens, 439 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:25,958 shut it down. 440 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,960 (cheering, laughter) 441 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,596 I did it again. 442 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,163 That's what I'm talking about! 443 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:37,136 I think we need to fill out some forms. 444 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,472 Why won't these messages play, Winston? 445 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,774 The machine's on the fritz. Just don't tell Nick. 446 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,010 The magazine was supposed to call today 447 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,644 and set up my interview. 448 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,114 I'm as mad as a dad in traffic! 449 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,115 You probably burnt it out. I mean, you listened 450 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,950 to Cece's message 100 times. 451 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,652 I know. Then I touched my peen. 452 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,455 (scatting cheerily) 453 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,456 There he is. 454 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,691 All right, Nick, hey, uh, you were home today. 455 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,193 Anybody leave any messages about my interview for tomorrow? I don't know. 456 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,796 Why don't you ask the machine? Isn't that what you wanted? 457 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,432 (chuckles) Uh, the machine's not working. 458 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,799 Isn't that funny? I feel like I'm working perfectly. 459 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:12,471 I'm gonna go take this machine back to 1993 and exchange it. 460 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:15,841 Knock, knock. 461 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,111 Who's there? The magazine. They called. 462 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,013 They left a message. 463 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,813 They want to do the interview today. 464 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:22,815 Why didn't you say anything? 465 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,484 That thing is super important to him. 466 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,952 You know how much this interview meant to him. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. 467 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,621 First you break up with Judy and now this? 468 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,791 Why are you so obsessed with answering the phone? 469 00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,725 Man. 470 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,028 We're just peeling the onion 471 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,796 all the way to the middle, aren't we? 472 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:37,830 What's going on? 473 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,165 Just because I miss you guys. 474 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,634 And I didn't know what was going on with your lives 475 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,504 and now I do, and it-it made me feel connected to you. 476 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,575 I'm not gonna lie to you, man, that got me. 477 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,842 (phone rings) 478 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,312 Hello? This is Nick. 479 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,748 No, I'm sorry. Schmidt isn't here. 480 00:16:55,782 --> 00:17:00,086 No, he didn't... Pl... H... Can you hold on one second? 481 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,553 (quietly): It's the magazine. 482 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,822 They want to cancel the interview. 483 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,325 What? They want to do it right now or not at all. 484 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,894 Yeah, this is Nick again. No, he-he did... He might... 485 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,028 Hold on one second. I hear something. 486 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,563 That might be him. Please hold. 487 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,832 (quietly): You've got to talk to 'em. Why do I have to talk? 488 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,534 Because even though you're the most awkward person I've ever met, 489 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,269 you're magic on the phone and you know it. 490 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,503 You know, I put those days behind me... 491 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,939 Schmidt's right here. Hold one sec. 492 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,039 (quietly): You have to do it. 493 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,642 For Schmidt. 494 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,545 I need a soda, I need a straw 495 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,248 and I need to get horizontal, so get out of my way. 496 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,551 (grunts) 497 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,221 (exhales deeply) 498 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,490 Yeah, this is Schmidt. What up? 499 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,596 Mmm, let's see, the last book I read. The last book I read. 500 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,767 Good question, good question. Uh, some biography with, uh, Carson Daly. 501 00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:49,201 The one with the red cover. Oh. 502 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,804 Yes, that Carson Daly joint. 503 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,573 You know, I respect that dude. 504 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,307 Yeah, he's just like me. He's always on. 505 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,210 There's not a lot of good white role models out there, 506 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,945 and I say that as a white man. 507 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,215 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you got it, Business, Man! 508 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,951 Is that the magazine? What are you boobs do... Yes. 509 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,952 What are you... Winston, get off the phone. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. 510 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:07,953 Shh! 511 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,489 Trust us. 512 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,125 What does marketing mean to Schmidt? 513 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,594 This was the spoiler. What did it say? Uh... 514 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,596 Predicting desires. Predicting desires. 515 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,632 Well, to me, it's all about predicting desires 516 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:24,136 and finding buyers, you feel me? (chuckles) 517 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,137 He's really good on the phone. 518 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,806 Did you know that my name was an acronym? 519 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,775 Uh-huh. Schmidt: 520 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,076 Some Can Have Money, 521 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,111 I Desire Thoughtfulness. 522 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,681 (Winston laughs) 523 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,615 Schmidt don't quit! 524 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,317 Hey, Coach. 525 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,253 Hey. I just came in here to say I'm sorry. 526 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,822 Sometimes it's... 527 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,757 hard to control your feelings. 528 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,792 Which I demonstrated by... 529 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:50,128 grabbing a man's "dujeels" in front of the entire faculty. 530 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,798 Well, I'm sorry for putting you in a position 531 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,301 to grab that man's "dujeels." 532 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,470 I don't like saying "dujeels." It's weird. 533 00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,441 I call mine my Sam Jackson 'cause he's in everything. 534 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,309 I just don't know how to face Ryan again. 535 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,811 I was so unprofessional. 536 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,046 Jess, you're the vice principal, 537 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,515 and you're a great vice principal. 538 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,383 Doesn't mean you're not a human being. 539 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,651 Thanks. 540 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,320 Oh... and you'll be happy to know 541 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,887 I've repealed the policy. 542 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,224 Oh. You have? 543 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,660 That's frickin' awesome. 544 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,028 Ruth. 545 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,029 Hi. It's hot under there. 546 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,999 Happy to know you two have patched things up. 547 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,800 Yeah, we have. Oh, they've been patched. 548 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,736 (both laughing) 549 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,037 Two times. 550 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,305 I see your hand moving, and I... 551 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,240 wish you'd wait till I left the room. 552 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,675 RUTH: My bad. 553 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,346 Hey. (chuckles) 554 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,212 Hi. 555 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,414 Hi. Sorry. Um, my hands are... 556 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,550 staying behind my back, don't worry. 557 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,818 I won't even look at it. 558 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,588 I mean, I-I looked at it just 'cause I said it, but I... 559 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,025 (chuckles) Uh... hmm, yeah. I was gonna ask you... 560 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,260 FOSTER: Vice Principal? 561 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,494 A moment, please? 562 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,496 I'm so sorry. Don't be sorry. 563 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,930 Um, my boss. Good seeing you. 564 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,467 I'll, uh, see you around. I hope so. 565 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,169 Principal Foster, I am 566 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,903 so sorry. I went overboard. 567 00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:07,839 First off, it's "dog." Dog. 568 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,342 Secondly, do not apologize. 569 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,912 I have tried to corral these animals myself. 570 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,181 It's impossible. Word. 571 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:18,285 These teachers are straight-up ho's, dog. 572 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,621 Sometimes you just got to let people follow their urges. 573 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,124 Yes. 574 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,058 I completely agree. 575 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,461 It's too bad we can't. 576 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:29,596 We can't? 577 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,230 Absolutely not. We're administrators, B. 578 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,601 This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. 579 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,135 Two administrators? Perfectly fine. 580 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,807 But, unfortunately, as I've repeatedly told you, 581 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,474 I'm not attracted to you. 582 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,977 Right. You like Asians. So... Exactly. 583 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,380 So that's off the table. Yeah. 584 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,115 So, do us both a favor... 585 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,651 lock up that lobster. 586 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,490 (sighs) 587 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,593 SCHMIDT: I still can't believe it. 588 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,060 Look at that. "Bringing Nasty Back." 589 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,462 NICK: "The bad boy of marketing." 590 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,565 That is cool. So great for my brand. 591 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,500 I mean, I always knew I was a bad boy, but now it's in print 592 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,469 and it's official. Don't call yourself a bad boy. 593 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,503 Think I'm a bad boy? You're not a bad boy. 594 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,339 * He was born a pauper 595 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,840 WOMAN: Winston! 596 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,807 * On a Christmas day... 597 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,144 Damn it, Nick. 598 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,480 Winston! 599 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,615 Winston! 600 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,616 Yep. 601 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,152 It's Judy. 602 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,621 Hey, it's Nick! We talked on the phone! 603 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:29,922 'Sup? 604 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,957 Thanks, Nick. 605 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,991 * And he shall be Levon 606 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,462 * And he shall be a good man 607 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,830 JUDY: Winston!