1 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:06,274 (sighs) 2 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,210 (groans) 3 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:11,912 (sighs) 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,714 "You and Jess broke up." 5 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,484 (sighs) 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,618 Oh, man. 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,422 "The bed got burned." 8 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,329 I thought it was a dream. 9 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,064 "It was a not a dream." 10 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,498 I'm a little scared to see 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,899 what's on the other side. 12 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,770 "Writing left-handed is HARB." 13 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,310 (sighs) 14 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,381 (spluttering) 15 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,515 Oh! (shrieks) 16 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,017 Goodness. Hi. Sorry. 17 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,752 I was just changing in the closet, 18 00:00:51,784 --> 00:00:53,121 like Superman. 19 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,256 Are we still allowed to see each other naked? 20 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,524 Yes. Do you think so? 21 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,424 I don't know. 22 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:58,792 Hmm. Maybe. 23 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,060 Ah... Definitely not. 24 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,128 (goofily): "Derfi-niddley nit." 25 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,231 (laughs) 26 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:06,033 Boob season's over, for you. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,135 Mind if I grab my socks? Um, no. You can go ahead. 28 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,469 I'll close my eyes. Okay. 29 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,140 Hey! Whoa! 30 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,375 So how you doing? 31 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,543 I'm really good. Good. 32 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,076 How 'bout you? Great. 33 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,478 Yeah, I'm really enjoying the breakup. 34 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,046 Yeah. I think I'm handling it well. 35 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,414 Yeah, you are. You are. 36 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,983 You're... you know, you're not drunk, 37 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:24,284 you haven't left me 300 voicemails... 38 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,486 And you're not crying while 39 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,620 watching that movie Ghost. 40 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,289 Well, it's Dirty Dancing. 41 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,390 Doesn't Swayze do a dirty dance with that clay? 42 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,159 That's not Dirty Dancing. 43 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:35,228 It's Ghost. It's a different movie. 44 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,829 Which one takes place at camp? 45 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,831 Dirty Dancing. 46 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,567 Which one's Whoopi in? 47 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,235 Stop asking me questions about them. 48 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,436 Drop it. 49 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,605 (sniffs) 50 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:49,442 So I saw this TV show about monkeys in India, 51 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,611 and one of the monkeys, when it gets nervous 52 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,713 and it wants to play submissive, it goes like this: 53 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,350 And that lets all the other monkeys know 54 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,918 it doesn't want trouble. 55 00:01:58,951 --> 00:02:01,355 That's cool. 56 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:04,292 They also give each other oral pleasure. 57 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,493 And they masturbate. 58 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,135 So what do we do now, Jess? 59 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,337 Well, normally, I would go home, 60 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,538 but I already am home, so... 61 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,840 (laughs) ...can't do that. 62 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:21,140 I know where you live. 63 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,509 And I live where you live. 64 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,444 Should we tell the people we live with? 65 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,180 Yeah, let's do that. 66 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,881 * Bad boys, bad boys 67 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,483 * What you gonna do 68 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,485 * What you gonna do when I come for you? * 69 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,521 * Bad boys, bad boys... Hey, you guys, we have, um... 70 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,788 Big news! 71 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,490 I just got into the police academy. 72 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,725 (laughing) 73 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,127 * Police naw give me no break 74 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,497 * Not a solider mona give you no break * You know it. 75 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,064 COACH: He knows it. 76 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,667 Because you are a cop. No, my uncle was on Cops 77 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,168 a bunch of times. 78 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,502 He got no residuals, though; he's poor. 79 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,338 That really is big news! 80 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,539 Big news. 81 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,008 What a happy, happy day! Huzzah! 82 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:58,010 And to celebrate, I'm gonna have a banquet in my honor. 83 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,180 A banquet for yourself? That seems tacky. 84 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,882 Can anyone here think of any reason 85 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:04,717 why today should not be all about me? 86 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,820 * 87 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,990 * Who's that girl? * Who's that girl? * 88 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:12,492 * Who's that girl? 89 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,193 * Who's that girl? * * It's Jess. 90 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,399 So I guess we're not telling anyone today. Nah, it doesn't seem 91 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:19,932 like the right move. Yeah. So we have to pretend 92 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,568 to be a couple for one more day. 93 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,735 It's not that big of a deal. 94 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,771 It's gonna be easy. Yeah. 95 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,574 So we broke up. What's the difference? 96 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:27,941 Um... 97 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,742 I-I couldn't be more okay with it. 98 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:32,545 Well, I couldn't be more okay, either. 99 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,713 Great. Me, too. 100 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,049 Capital "O," capital "K" 101 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,286 capital "A," capital "Y." 102 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,586 I'm okay. 103 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,622 (crying): I'm not okay, Mom. 104 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,855 (sniffling) 105 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,358 I'm not okay. 106 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,459 I'm not okay. 107 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,360 I'm sorry to pull you 108 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,929 out of your dance class. 109 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,800 Oh, the recital was today? 110 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,569 I know we did the right thing, I just... I feel like... 111 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,104 really upset, and... 112 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,939 Nick seems totally okay 113 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,776 and I guess I just need someone to tell me it's gonna be fine. 114 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,545 (sobbing): It's not gonna be fine, Jess. 115 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,747 I'm never gonna be a grandmother! 116 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,383 What? Mom... 117 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,751 Stop crying. 118 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,453 You don't even have to love him, honey. 119 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,253 You just have to get that sperm cooking! 120 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:17,257 Mom... I'm sorry, honey, I just... 121 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,259 You know, this is where I'm at right now. 122 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,461 Well, this was really comforting, Mom. 123 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,961 (Joan sobbing over phone) 124 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,464 It's like I'm in the womb, sucking my thumb. 125 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,834 Look, of course she doesn't know I'm in pain, Tran. 126 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,836 I'm hiding it like you're supposed to. 127 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,572 But I'm lying to my best friend. 128 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,007 You're also my best friend, don't... 129 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,446 don't start that weird jazz train. 130 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,947 I don't know how I'm gonna hold it all together. 131 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,250 I can't talk about it with anyone all day. 132 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,784 I feel like a piñata, you know, 133 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,454 and I'm just gonna pop. 134 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,156 What does that mean: 135 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,360 "The problem is the solution?" 136 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:56,196 Oh, you mean just focus myself on Winston, 137 00:04:56,228 --> 00:04:59,199 and I won't have time to think about Jess. 138 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:01,668 That's really smart, but that's not exactly 139 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,202 "the problem is the solution." 140 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:04,504 Do you know what I mean? 141 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,507 That's, like, a cool sentence, but... 142 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,875 it's more just "stay busy," right? 143 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,978 Thanks, Tran. 144 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,447 If I'd met you in your prime, during the war, 145 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,882 that would have been glorious! 146 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,117 But then we would've been enemies 147 00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:18,851 and tried to murder one another, 148 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,788 unless we formed an alliance. 149 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,954 Oh... 150 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,358 You and me forming an alliance 151 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,625 in an old-school war? 152 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,360 That's a fantasy. 153 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:28,862 Or a novel. 154 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,430 You just gave me another idea. 155 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:32,699 Winston? 156 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,502 I've been thinking about it, 157 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,569 and a banquet is not big enough. 158 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,071 You're not retiring from some 159 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,040 insurance company. 160 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:41,509 So what do you really want, 161 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,875 besides a piñata? 162 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,045 Dream big. (quietly): Dream big, he said. 163 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:46,480 Okay. Um... 164 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,715 If I had my druthers-- 165 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:49,182 you know, 100% of my druthers-- 166 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,182 I... 167 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,884 I gotta go Honey Roast. 168 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,487 The hell is that? And don't say it 169 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,687 like it's some thing we know! 170 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,988 It's a roast, 171 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,591 except you say nice things about me. 172 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,860 Honey Roast. 173 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,862 Huh. You know? 174 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,430 Well, I can't wait to make that happen for you. 175 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,365 You serious? He thinks you're serious. 176 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,934 How do I do it? You just get everybody 177 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,536 to say a bunch of cute stuff about me. 178 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,170 You know, all the, like, 179 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:12,271 funny stuff that makes me sweet, you know? 180 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,440 Done! What else? 181 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,709 What? There's... there's more? 182 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,343 (laughs) Uh... 183 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,547 make me a prominent chair. 184 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,413 Like a throne? Come on. 185 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:21,449 A throne? 186 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:22,415 Who am I, CeeLo? 187 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,716 (laughs) No, I just... 188 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,185 This is me, I'm still the same person. 189 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,920 Stop touching me. I'm not gonna change. 190 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,521 I'm still the same person. Stop touching me. 191 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,956 So make me a prominent chair. 192 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,425 Then you shall have that, Winston. 193 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,425 What else you want? 194 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:33,694 I'm thinking maybe 195 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,095 you should MC my roast. 196 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:36,529 Okay, I will. 197 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,298 And can you do it dressed as Furguson? 198 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,033 I'm not gonna do that. 199 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,201 Thought it might be special. 200 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,803 Nah, it's strange. 201 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:44,971 All right, I'm gonna get started on that chair. 202 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,105 SCHMIDT: Well, this just in: 203 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,540 the dress code for 204 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,808 Winston's banquet tonight is... 205 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:50,711 is opt... is optional. 206 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,079 Why would he write "optional" there? 207 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,447 That's gotta be a mistake, right? 208 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,814 And they're gonna give him a gun? 209 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,316 What are you doing back there? 210 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,754 Thought it was about time I graduated high school. 211 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,456 Mmm... I'm proud of you. 212 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,656 That's it? 213 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,492 No snide comments? 214 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,593 I've got legions. 215 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,860 But I'm gonna be supportive. 216 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,464 "Legions" means "a lot." 217 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,065 I know what "legions" means. 218 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,567 Anyway, I probably won't even take the test. Okay. 219 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,504 I failed the last five practice exams. 220 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,105 So that seems like a bad sign. 221 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,572 Of course you're failing. 222 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,574 You're studying here in a rowdy tavern. 223 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,944 Chumbawamba's playing, it's not even "Tubthumping." 224 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:25,444 You're writing with what looks to be 225 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,648 a golf pencil. Where are your flash cards? 226 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,449 Do you not have o-one single flash card? 227 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:30,817 There's maraschino goo everywhere! 228 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,019 You don't have a flash card? 229 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,521 I'm taking over. You need a tutor. 230 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:34,754 Yes, I'll do it. 231 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,023 You realize I have a boyfriend, right? 232 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,124 Oh, the hunky Australian boy? 233 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:38,324 Congratulations. 234 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,860 Cece, this is about your education. 235 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,595 Nothing more. Mm. 236 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,197 He's actually from Perth, so... 237 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,298 Perth is in Australia, Cece. 238 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,502 We'll start with geography. 239 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,341 Oh, Cece, I really need... 240 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,846 ...to ask Schmidt 241 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,048 if my outfit's working. 242 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,250 It is not. 243 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,185 I was in the middle of tutoring Cece! 244 00:08:06,218 --> 00:08:08,487 Make it quick! I know why you're upset, okay? 245 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,122 I should've asked you to tutor me. 246 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,625 But he just volunteered, 247 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,694 and I figured you'd be busy with Nick. 248 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:16,062 Well, I'm not busy with Nick anymore. 249 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,197 Oh, no. 250 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,367 Did you guys break up? 251 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,572 Jess, are you pregnant? 252 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,043 I feel like I made it weird with the pregnancy thing, you guys. 253 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,478 Did I make it weird with the pregnancy thing? 254 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,013 'Cause I really feel like I did. 255 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,682 I feel like, in my heart, that that was a... 256 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,649 that was the wrong to say, especially to two women 257 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,019 who are sitting alone in a room together. 258 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,153 You know, I don't know where you guys are at with your lives 259 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,056 But you're certainly getting up to an age 260 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,991 where babies are on your mind, and-and I didn't want 261 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,693 to throw that into the mix. I could see 262 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,260 that you were emotional, Jess, when you left, 263 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,897 and I, and I don't want to make you more emotional 264 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,565 by bringing up pregnancy. 265 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,433 And, Cece, you can probably barely spell "pregnancy." 266 00:08:54,466 --> 00:08:57,104 And I feel terrible. 267 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,272 Are you frickin' razzing me in there? 268 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,774 Did I just here a razz? 269 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:01,942 Damn it! 270 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,346 So you're really building Winston's throne, huh? 271 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,014 It's a prominent chair. 272 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,684 And it's not right! It's not regal enough! 273 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,285 How long have you been doing this? 274 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,022 It's for the Honey Roast. 275 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,288 I'm trying to think of cute things to say about Winston. 276 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,557 I got great stuff about his feet. 277 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,025 What are you saying, dude? You sound insane. 278 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,062 If anything's cute about Winston, it's his yawn. 279 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,563 (yawning) 280 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,869 He goes, like... (both imitating Winston's yawn) 281 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,770 Can I use that? You're scaring me, man. 282 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,706 Like, for real. Like, I'm scared for you. 283 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,243 Don't do that voice 'cause it makes me confess things. 284 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:37,745 I'm really scared for you. 285 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,279 I broke up with Jess. You broke... 286 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:42,716 You broke up with Jess?! (quietly): I broke up with Jess. 287 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,618 Aw, man. It's real. 288 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,052 Or she broke up with me, I don't know, but we're broken up. 289 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,821 Well, at least that explains all of that. 290 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,056 Kind of. 291 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,091 I just feel like I'm falling apart. 292 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,092 Like, my brain feels like spaghetti. 293 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,427 And my future feels 294 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,663 like a dark hole 295 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,297 that I can't stop falling down. 296 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,466 You can't show her this pain. 297 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,134 Or she'll freak out and it'll be over, okay? 298 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,501 I wish someone would've told me that 299 00:10:02,534 --> 00:10:04,071 when Malia and I broke up. 300 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,605 (crying): Malia, I'm in pain 301 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,341 and I want you to know! (sobbing) 302 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:12,111 I want to get this pain out of my body! 303 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,312 (retching) 304 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,947 I haven't seen her since. 305 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,017 I still read her e-mails, though. 306 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,686 Every day. Every day. 307 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,788 Every damn day. Every day. 308 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,289 You have to hide your feelings no matter what. 309 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,792 And I am. She thinks I'm okay. 310 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,158 That's my game plan. 311 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,927 I'm talking about pills, man. Schmidt's got 312 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,129 some anxiety pills in his top drawer, you know? 313 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,965 That's a great idea. Do it. 314 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,701 Don't tell any of the roommates about the breakup. 315 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,038 Thought I made it clear that I do not want to talk about this. Sure. 316 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,040 He just seemed so fine with it. 317 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,342 Like he's happier 318 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,345 than me watching Coach 319 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,114 watching Winston yawn. 320 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,316 (yawning) 321 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,326 I'm sure he's just as sad as you are. 322 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,393 It's an act. 323 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,961 You need to go and talk to him 324 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,530 so he can tell you how he really feels. 325 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,000 I'll go with you, okay? 326 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,402 Thanks. Of course. 327 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,671 Are you guys Frenching? 328 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,373 Okay, say you're Frenching and I'll stop knocking. 329 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,107 Ignore him, okay? Just ignore him. 330 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,846 JESS: Remember, Cece, no one knows we broke up. 331 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,648 Not a word. CECE: Nope. 332 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,451 Hey! Come here, you. 333 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,552 Why are we doing this? 334 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,321 Uh... 335 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,557 this is, uh, how I, how I greet everyone now. 336 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,659 And then I, uh, do this. 337 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,827 Then do that. Oh. 338 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,828 And top it off 339 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,029 with a little bit of that. 340 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,230 You feel me? 341 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,231 This is how you greet everybody now? 342 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,100 Ah, come here, you. 343 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,135 Oh, that wasn't an invitation. 344 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:46,940 Nick, hi! 345 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:47,908 Son of a bitch! Come here, you. 346 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,442 What are you doing, man? 347 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,078 You take the pills? Uh, I feel as if I'm of cotton. 348 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,513 Sorry for what's about to happen. 349 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,881 (grunts) 350 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,350 (whispers a blessing) 351 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,888 Do you have a minute to maybe have a conversation 352 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,422 with your sweet, sweet girlfriend? 353 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,726 I think the only way we're gonna get through this 354 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,361 is if we're really honest with each other 355 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,764 about how we're really feeling. 356 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,932 This morning I told you 357 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,167 I was okay, and... 358 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,403 Why are you winking at me? 359 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,871 Am I winking? Yeah. 360 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,539 I think I'm just a little nervous. 361 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:23,309 I'm gonna put my sunglasses on so we can keep talking. 362 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,144 Okay, okay. 'Cause I don't think I can stop this. 363 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,413 Please continue with what you were saying. 364 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,380 Um, I just, um, 365 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,250 want you to tell me how you really feel. 366 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,153 Great. Gre... I'm sorry, "Great"? 367 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,121 I feel great. Is great the, the, uh, 368 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,489 is the emotion you feel right now? 369 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,158 No. Oh. 370 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,828 I feel amazing. 371 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:42,895 (laughs) 372 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,563 "Amazing"? Yeah. 373 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:46,834 You feel amazing right now? 374 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,434 I just feel happier and amazing 375 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,003 and lighter. 376 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,904 Tonight's about Winston. 377 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,740 You don't have to worry about me 'cause I'm worried 378 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,975 about the Honey Roast. 379 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,408 I'm sorry I forgot 380 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,477 that Winston is the most important thing 381 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,346 that's going on today. 382 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,480 That's where I'm putting all my energies. 383 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,250 Fan... 384 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,618 tastic. 385 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,653 Took a long time to say that word. 386 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,589 There you are! (groans) 387 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:12,259 We're supposed to be studying. Come here, you. 388 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,326 Ah, thanks, Coach. I needed this. 389 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,931 Mm. Delightful. 390 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,365 To you, too, my friend. 391 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,432 That is super weird. 392 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,934 What is wrong with you? 393 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,769 What are you scared of a couple practice tests? 394 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,304 Just something more important came up, that's all. 395 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,673 There should be nothing 396 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,042 more important to you, Cece, than your future. 397 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,509 Because nothing is more important 398 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,879 to me than your future. 399 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,480 Do you know how stupid it makes me feel 400 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,414 to care more about your future than you do? 401 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,985 (sighs) Nick and Jess broke up. 402 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,786 (Coach laughs) I knew you knew! 403 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:40,854 Oh! I knew it! 404 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,154 So, you knew, too. 405 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,390 But you knew and you told. 406 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,293 Look, that was so sweet of you, Schmidt. 407 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,327 Okay? And thank you for believing in me... 408 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,797 Who gives a rat's A?! 409 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,565 Hmm? Nick and Jess break up, and you spring this on me 410 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,868 like a, like it's a freaking weather report? 411 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,138 I am a child of divorce! I'm delicate! 412 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,740 Should've graduated the first time around, you buffoon! 413 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,208 Better keep it together, dude. No one can know you know. 414 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,912 JESS: Guess what, Cece? (door closes) 415 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,413 My boyfriend Nick 416 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,347 is totally frickin' fine. 417 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,383 He's actually, he's "amazing." 418 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,052 Oh, God, wine. 419 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,520 Yeah, make it a big one and a holiday pour. 420 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,188 'Cause today's all about Winston. 421 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,624 NICK: Yeah, it's all about Winston. 422 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,759 Somebody say Winston? 423 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,330 Whoa! What? 424 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,399 Guys, I gotta say, I am walking on air, I really am. 425 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,434 It's, uh... 426 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,402 Excuse me for a second. 427 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,004 Hey, Winston! 428 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,106 Hey, it's your day! I'm diving in! What can I do? 429 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,110 'Cause today is all about Winston. 430 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,411 Yeah, all about Winston. 431 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,379 Whatever you want, buddy. Yeah, mm-hmm. 432 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,780 Anything? 433 00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,383 My name is Nick Miller 434 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:46,719 and I'm your host of tonight's Honey Roast. 435 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,754 WINSTON: Thank you! Thank you! 436 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,959 And I'm Furguson the cat. 437 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,592 Ya-ya! 438 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,198 Okay, uh, tonight's Honey Roast, we're gonna keep it sweet, 439 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,201 keep it positive, and most of all, we're gonna keep it cute. 440 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,769 Am I right, Furguson? 441 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,274 I hope that cat's not driving. 442 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,576 Who has a cat costume just lying around? 443 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,077 She has four of them. 444 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,547 I'm drinking a "Catbernet." (laughs) 445 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,648 That's pretty good. NICK: Okay. 446 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,849 That's pretty good. 447 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,884 A Pinot "meowoir..." 448 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,552 Meow-oi-rr. 449 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,456 If I have one more of these, you're gonna have to point 450 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,993 this old kitty in the direction of my litter box 451 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:29,129 because I'm gonna need to find it. 452 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,130 Mm, let's keep it cute, guys. 453 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,133 'Cause I'm gonna have to pee. 454 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,135 Speaking of cute, Winston Bishop is so cute... 455 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,304 ALL: How cute is he? 456 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,605 How cute am I? 457 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,840 Teddy bears buy Winston for their kids. 458 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,345 That was good. That is exactly how cute I am. 459 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,246 Horrible visual. Want to know how cute you are? 460 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,480 Yeah, I want to know how cute I am. 461 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,581 You want to know how cute you are? 462 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,317 I want to know how cute I am. 463 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,250 Puppys put him... 464 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,519 Not gonna do that one. 465 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,120 Are we still pretending that we don't... 466 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,423 Relax. Keep it together Mm-hmm, it'll be over soon. 467 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,591 Pretend like you're enjoying this. Smile. Mm-hmm. 468 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,860 Winston is so cute, he once met a Japanese gal named Ariko, 469 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,464 and she started wearing him as a backpack! 470 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,198 (both laugh) 471 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,134 Boom! 472 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,770 Ooh! I did not see that one coming! Oh, my! 473 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,472 I didn't expect it either. Surprise ending! 474 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,775 I think it's time, I think it's time 475 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,711 that this cat takes over. 476 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,613 Why hold back? 477 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,315 I feel like we should make this 478 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,816 a real roast. Yeah. 479 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,618 Don't do that. Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. 480 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,453 I'm kind of scared, but I'm also kind of excited. 481 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,621 I think, actually, it's my turn to... It's my turn! 482 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,357 Uh... mm-mm. Okay, back here. 483 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,359 This is the best idea. 484 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,659 I think I should sit down. 485 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,128 Getting a little mean. (laughs) 486 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,129 Time to add some honey. 487 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,463 Who's in the house? 488 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,697 Coach is in the house. 489 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,200 Coach is in the house. What-what? 490 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,967 What's up, Coach? 491 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,038 You have so many sweatpants, you need to buy normal pants. 492 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,005 (laughs) 493 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,707 Cece here. 494 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,309 You guys know Cece. 495 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,513 Your hair's so long. Well, you're basically busted. 496 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,414 That was good. That was really a good one. That was a good one. 497 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,850 Schmidt... Jess, please, don't. I'm very fragile right now. 498 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,220 Your head's so big. (laughing) 499 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,388 That actually wasn't that bad. 500 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,090 You got a big-ass head, dude! 501 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,090 And Nick Miller... 502 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,758 Oh, boy. 503 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,827 What can I say about Nick that hasn't already been said? 504 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,862 Oh, here we go. 505 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:13,066 Nick calls birds "wind mice." 506 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,701 NICK: Think about it. 507 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,269 Nick says "Yahtzee" when he climaxes. Oh, boy. 508 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,739 He calls turtles "shell beavers." 509 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,008 Well, that's what they should be called. 510 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,211 JESS: They're green. Beavers are brown. 511 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,912 We've had this argument and we have agreed 512 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,913 to not talk about it in front of others. 513 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,348 But do you know the worst, 514 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,584 worst, worst thing about Nick? 515 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,586 You don't have to say it. You just... Mm-mm, mm-mm. 516 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,458 He's okay. 517 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,192 He's okay. 518 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,794 And I am... 519 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,632 not okay. 520 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:46,633 (sniffles) 521 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,367 I'm not okay. 522 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,502 What are you talking about? 523 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,140 Are you nuts? 524 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,141 I'm falling apart. 525 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,607 Yeah, I... 526 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,076 I'm on Schmidt's anti-anxiety medicine. 527 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,412 What?! (laughs) 528 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,213 NICK: Yeah, I stole it from his drawer. 529 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,315 Schmidty's little helpers. 530 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,950 Ooh. I'm sorry about that. 531 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,286 I'm very much not okay! I was only acting okay 532 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,554 'cause I thought you were okay. 533 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,954 I'm not okay. I am not okay. 534 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,490 I'm terrible! 535 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,759 I know I'm smiling right now, but I feel terrible. 536 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,327 I'm so happy... Yeah. 537 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,729 ...that you feel terrible. 538 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,597 It's a devastating breakup. It's really hard 539 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,601 You know, I know we live together. It's tricky, you know? Yeah. 540 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,170 You know, it sucks. I really thought we had a future. 541 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,837 Me, too. Yeah, saw the whole thing, the whole thing. 542 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,273 And now we don't. It's done, yeah. 543 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,941 We have nothing in common. (laughs) Yeah. 544 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,643 I also can't stop smiling because of the drugs, 545 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,943 so my face feels crazy-- 546 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,279 it feels like I had plastic surgery. 547 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,681 WINSTON: Can somebody please 548 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,449 tell me what the hell is going on in here? 549 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,950 You want to do this? I think we should. 550 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,352 BOTH: We broke up! 551 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,952 We're done. It's over. It's all done. 552 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,954 Are you serious?! What?! What?! No! 553 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,457 Come on, guys, it's so obvious. 554 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,659 Son of a bee sting. I mean... 555 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:47,926 What, you broke up today? 556 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,163 Yesterday. Yesterday. 557 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,530 Well, why didn't you tell me? 558 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,633 Because we didn't want to ruin your day. 559 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,469 And I'm so sorry we did. We're so proud of you 560 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,171 that you got into the police academy, 561 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,440 but we're just, we're in a really bad zone. 562 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,476 Yeah, a too bad zone. So let's just come out and admit it. 563 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,844 We're in a terrible zone. 564 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,378 Are you kidding me? 565 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,646 Something this big happens 566 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,383 and you guys still look out for me? 567 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,617 I mean, that's... Thank you. 568 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,853 I really appreciate it, you guys, 569 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,488 but I'm here for whatever you need. 570 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,257 Thank you, buddy. 571 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,566 Look, I know this is super weird and... 572 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,968 I'm definitely high on anxiety pills but... 573 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,503 I'd like everybody to hold hands in this moment. 574 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,373 No. Just do it, man. That's it. 575 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,507 Everybody? Oh. 576 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,875 It's two ladies. I'm okay. 577 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,377 This feels good. 578 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,680 Om... 579 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:44,550 (all humming) 580 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,653 (humming stops) 581 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,020 Let's never tell anyone we did this. 582 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,223 Should we all try to live inside a peach, 583 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393 or is that weird? 584 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:57,063 Guys, in light of what's been going on, 585 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,830 I will be postponing the Honey Roast 586 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,599 until tomorrow night. Okay. 587 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,034 Ah! JESS: No. 588 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,269 COACH: No way. SCHMIDT: Not doing this. 589 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,238 We could say everybody come back, 590 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,439 CECE: Sorry, Winston. everybody come back the same time, so... 591 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,608 then you guys all get to wear white. 592 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:14,346 * Hungry eyes 593 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,682 (phone ringing) * One look at you 594 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,750 * And I can't disguise 595 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:22,255 * I've got hungry eyes... 596 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,289 Hi, again. 597 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,424 * I feel the magic... 598 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,859 (mutes audio) I'm watching Dirty Dancing. 599 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,528 I know. I've heard all three screenings. 600 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,763 I just don't understand how Penny got in trouble. 601 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,532 Well, you know, it was a different time. 602 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,733 Who wins in a fight-- 603 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,537 Swayze from Dirty Dancing 604 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,070 or Swayze from Roadhouse? 605 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,107 I think, uh, To Wong Foo Swayze would win. 606 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,576 Jess, this is really hard. 607 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,111 I don't know what to do. 608 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,945 I don't know what to call you. 609 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,714 It's like a riddle. 610 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,148 I know! 611 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,919 I don't know where to change or where to sleep 612 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:54,386 or where to go to the bathroom. 613 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,756 Well, I know where to go to the bathroom. 614 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,090 But you know, it's the social component. 615 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,058 (sniffles) 616 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,160 (chuckles) 617 00:21:01,192 --> 00:21:03,730 Oh, no. 618 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,797 I'm out of tissues. 619 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,097 NICK: I got it. 620 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,267 Heads up! 621 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,502 Oh! Hey. 622 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,104 Thank you. 623 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,141 NICK: No problem. That's what I'm here for. 624 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,443 Good night, honey. 625 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,978 Good night. 626 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,453 * ...with these 627 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,123 (sings along): * Hungry eyes 628 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,759 * One look at you and I can't disguise * 629 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,997 (Nick joins in): * ...guise, I got hungry eyes... *