1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:03,536 All right! Yes! Hey, man, don't touch my shin 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,038 every time there's a big play. Yeah, no, I got it. 3 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:06,407 Oh, yes! Don't touch me every time! 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,974 Hey, man, stop. 5 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,243 Oh! Oh! There it is! 6 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:11,744 No! WINSTON: Hey, Nick. 7 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,513 Um, Jess left her panties in the dryer. 8 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,349 You mind if I move 'em? Sure, man, I don't care. 9 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,150 Wait a second. Why do you ask? 10 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,187 You're not gonna move them in a weird way or something, are you? 11 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,189 No, dude, I'm just trying to be respectful, that's all. 12 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,655 You know, before you and Jess were together, 13 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,192 I moved her panties hundreds of times, so... 14 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,725 Wait, what? Hundreds of times? 15 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,594 What, are you just hanging around the-the dryer 16 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,730 like some sort of panty-hawk? (laughs) 17 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,431 What? Panty-hawk. 18 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:32,700 I'd watch that show. 19 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,234 So should I just go move them, or... 20 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,435 Nick, he's being weird. You gotta move 'em. 21 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,603 Oh, so now I'm the panty mover? 22 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,737 Yeah, you're the boyfriend. 23 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,539 That's not a life! Who the hell 24 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,073 is gonna move the panties? 25 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,174 Coach, you move 'em. 26 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,176 Are they warm from the dryer? 27 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,576 You know what? You're out. 28 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,844 Grow up. I'll move the panties. Thank you. 29 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,679 Ooh, seems awfully eager. 30 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,716 Yeah, you're awfully eager, here, Schmidt. 31 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,350 Oh, yeah. I been, I been waiting 32 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,185 my entire life to move your girlfriend's panties... 33 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,720 Stop saying "panties," bro. 34 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,588 Panties. 35 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:55,722 No, they're panties. 36 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:56,890 With a "D." Pandies. 37 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,359 Pandies. 38 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,393 SCHMIDT: Say "panties" like a normal person. 39 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,393 No, this is how black people say it. 40 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,728 Pull your "pannies" down. 41 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:02,896 No "T" in there. We say "pannies." Yeah. 42 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,063 Here's how a white dude says it. 43 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,233 Pull your panties down. 44 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,433 Guys, honestly, can you not see 45 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,135 what the panties are doing to us? 46 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,069 Stop saying "panties" when it comes to Jess-- everybody. 47 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,373 This is exactly why none of us should live with a woman. 48 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,275 I've got an idea. 49 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:18,412 You guys are never gonna believe what... 50 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,882 You know what? I don't care. 51 00:01:22,915 --> 00:01:24,418 The most amazing thing just happened. 52 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:25,918 Whoa! Hey! 53 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,420 Watch where you're going! Hey! 54 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,757 (tires screeching) 55 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,260 CECE: Oh, boy. Sorry. 56 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:34,728 Sorry, my bad. 57 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,329 We thought we were gonna die, 58 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,432 but she was actually really sorry. 59 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,933 So she invited us to a party at her boss's house, 60 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,603 and they're sending a limo, 61 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,173 and guess who her boss is. 62 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,841 It's Prince! It's Prince! 63 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,242 It's Prince. It's Prince. Prince! It's Prince! 64 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,645 What? Whoa! Nice! Oh! Prince? 65 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,014 BOTH: We're going to a party at Prince's house. 66 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:55,948 We're going to a party... We're going...! 67 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,651 ...at Prince's house. We're going! 68 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,853 (laughing) 69 00:02:00,953 --> 00:02:02,522 That's not my underwear. 70 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,025 * Who's that girl? 71 00:02:06,058 --> 00:02:08,795 * Who's that girl? * * It's Jess. 72 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,865 Mm. Whew. 73 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,502 JESS: Which shoes should I wear to Prince's house-- 74 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,836 white or black? 75 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,838 White, or black? Nick, come on. 76 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,139 The limo's gonna be here any minute. 77 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,609 Which shoe? White or black? 78 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,876 Well, I think you look great in everything. 79 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,110 I just want this moment to end. 80 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,445 What are your open-toe options? 81 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,680 None of it works, okay? 82 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,014 We gotta start over. Let's go. 83 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,216 You failed, bro. 84 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,484 Man, I am glad 85 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,685 I'm not going to that party. 86 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,387 Too much pressure, am I right? 87 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,456 Dude, in high school, going to a Prince party 88 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,689 would've been your dream come true. 89 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,125 You were obsessed. 90 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,493 (off-key): * So tonight we're gonna party 91 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,829 * Like it's 1999! 92 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,564 MAN: You suck, Miller! 93 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,000 My mother had to cut those pants off me, they were so tight. 94 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,840 Dearly beloved... 95 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,641 we are gathered here today 96 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,143 to celebrate this thing called... 97 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,478 Schmidt. 98 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,013 Nick, are you wearing cargo pants? Yeah. 99 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,748 You're gonna wear those to an A-list party? 100 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,917 Hey, guys, how are we going to transport all this cargo? 101 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,019 Oh, wait, we have Nick's pants. We're saved. 102 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,420 Get the frickin' pants off. 103 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,021 Dude, we're not going. 104 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,524 Prince invited the hot girls, not the four dudes. 105 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:11,925 What? 106 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,426 Why did I buy this $2,000 suit? 107 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:14,662 You idiot! (laughing) 108 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,596 WINSTON: Dude, my suit 109 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:17,063 cost $200, 110 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,066 and mine came with socks stapled to the lapel. 111 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,068 Not gonna tap that. I'm not gonna, 'cause... yeah. 112 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,703 'Cause it came with it. 113 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,771 NICK: Cheap suit. WINSTON: Yeah, but it came with socks. 114 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,406 Unacceptable! 115 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,706 This party was supposed to take me to the next level. 116 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,376 Next level of what? Don't ask, man. 117 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,742 In every man's life, 118 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,545 there is one party that changes everything. 119 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,712 Oh. (Schmidt sighs) 120 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,382 You don't understand. 121 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,417 And that is exactly why I'm leaving you all behind. 122 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,418 So this whole time, you've just been waiting for cooler friends? 123 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,052 Yes. Of course. 124 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,254 Coach, look around. 125 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,923 This can't be the finish line. 126 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:43,723 (laughs) 127 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,593 Here she is. 128 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,927 NICK: Whoa! 129 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,562 You look great! 130 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,730 (laughs) 131 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:51,899 Why is Schmidt dressed up? 132 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,067 I don't want to talk about it. 133 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,735 (girls whoop, laugh) 134 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:56,937 NICK: Prince! 135 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,271 Unbelievable! 136 00:03:58,305 --> 00:03:59,307 JESS: Hey, look! 137 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,574 I'm in a limo! 138 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,310 I wish I had really long legs 139 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,645 so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo. 140 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,045 Well, have fun. 141 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,814 I love you. 142 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,557 Hmm... 143 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,057 Mm-hmm. 144 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,393 Did Nick just tell me 145 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,629 he loved me for the first time? Yeah. 146 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,963 And did I do finger guns back? 147 00:04:22,995 --> 00:04:24,163 Yeah, you did. 148 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,733 No... Yes. 149 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,401 Oh... 150 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,569 Oh...! You're gonna want to drink all of this. 151 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,803 Oh, oh...! Hey, driver, 152 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,105 we're gonna need some more champagne! 153 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,740 Ah. 154 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,108 (sniffs) Okay. 155 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,744 So... 156 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,177 Yeah... 157 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,189 Dude, a man never says it first, okay? 158 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:50,923 Well, it wasn't my plan to tell her, 159 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,326 it just slipped out. She looked so pretty. 160 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,127 Well, Nick, is that how you feel? I mean, do you love her? 161 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,829 Of course I do. But I wasn't gonna 162 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,865 say it like that. I was gonna wait, Winston. 163 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,367 You blurted it out. It's not a big deal. 164 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,869 That's what I always do. 165 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,540 I love you! (coughing) 166 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,809 Sometimes they say it back, sometimes they don't... 167 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,276 I mean, it's like a numbers game. 168 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,845 I always do this. 169 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,514 I always get too intent, and then I freak girls out. 170 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,348 I blew it. What do I do? 171 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,317 Well, Nick, you can't take it back. 172 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:20,887 Well, that's not 100% true. 173 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,856 WINSTON: Damn! Prince's house! 174 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,292 COACH: Not bad, Prince! 175 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,459 SCHMIDT: You think Prince has a pool? 176 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,694 You think he has a drawbridge? 177 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:28,629 NICK: We're never gonna get in. 178 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,896 We're not even in a limo. 179 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:30,997 COACH: Uh, excuse me, we're in a Ford Fusion, 180 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,298 the best car ever made. 181 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:33,066 It gets double the gas mileage of... 182 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,468 Again? NICK: Shut up. 183 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,636 That's all you've been talking about 184 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,836 the whole drive, and it's weird. 185 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,071 You get sexual when you talk about it. 186 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,139 It's in your eyes. I don't like it. 187 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,173 Double the gas mileage 188 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,341 means you go double as far. 189 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,310 Double is long. Shut up! 190 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,211 I'll let you borrow this, dude, and you'll feel it. 191 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,413 You'll know what I'm talking... Why don't I feel it right now? 192 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,816 Feel it. Oh, cowabunga! 193 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,651 You felt it? I'm gonna punch you in the face. 194 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,252 Just drive the car. 195 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:53,586 You've never been turned on by gas mileage before? 196 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,755 Never. No! Once. 197 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,257 When was that? It was a Thursday, that's all I remember. 198 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,326 A Thursday? Yeah. 199 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,762 NICK: Just drive the car. 200 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,329 I gotta go tell my girlfriend I don't love her 201 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,665 so she doesn't leave me. All right. 202 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,865 Like a normal person. 203 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,166 (talking, laughing) 204 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:09,168 CECE: Amazing. 205 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:10,937 Can you believe it? 206 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,605 No, I can't. 207 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,074 Finger guns? That was so stupid. 208 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:15,408 My brain just froze. 209 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,910 If the limo guy hadn't pulled away, 210 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,778 I probably would've done a lasso. 211 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,514 I think you were just a little scared. 212 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:21,781 Scared of what? 213 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:22,949 Saying "I love you"? 214 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,851 I say "I love you" all the time. 215 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,720 I'll say it right now: I love you! 216 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,055 MAN: I love you. 217 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,255 Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw. 218 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:31,290 I'm a Los Angeles Dodger. 219 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,060 Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day. 220 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,762 I'm a Los Angeles astronaut. 221 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,630 (giggles) 222 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,533 Not now, pal. 223 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:42,134 * 224 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,605 He's never gonna let us in. So what do we do? 225 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,606 Pull it together. I need this as much as you do. 226 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,475 My new life is waiting for me in that party. 227 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,942 Guys, look, I can't help but think 228 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,377 that now might be a good time 229 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,879 for a little Fire and Ice. 230 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,447 Please... There is never Oh! No! 231 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,382 a good time for Fire and Ice. Yes! Yeah! 232 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:59,052 Fire and Ice got you into parties in college, 233 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,588 but it's not getting you into Prince's house. 234 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,423 Winston, what happens when you mix fire and ice? 235 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,557 Warm water, baby. 236 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,459 (whooshing) 237 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:08,060 (warbling whistle) 238 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,497 This is embarrassing. 239 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:11,999 It's bubbling. It's bubbling, baby! 240 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,233 Warm water! Warm water! 241 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,935 Warm water! Warm water! 242 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,105 Um, yeah, I'm on the list. 243 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,240 Ernie! 244 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,309 Winnie?! 245 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:23,744 (chuckles) 246 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,478 Winston L. Bishop. 247 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,747 Ernie, is that really you? Oh, my goodness! 248 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,983 (laughs) Come here, man! 249 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,853 My God, it's so good to see you! WINSTON: Oh! 250 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,754 This guy saved my life, man. 251 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,156 No, you saved my life. 252 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:38,591 Let me ask you something, man. 253 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,259 You still keep in contact with Freddy? 254 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,461 Freddy didn't make it. 255 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,132 Freddy's gone? 256 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,271 (groans dramatically) 257 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:53,673 (high-pitched sob) 258 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,608 No! Come on! No! No, man! 259 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,011 We ain't crying. No, you cry, I cry. 260 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,512 This is a great night. 261 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,480 Hope nothing ruins it. 262 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,951 That's nice to see. 263 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,451 Come on, you guys. 264 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,887 For Freddy. For Freddy. 265 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,990 Fire and Ice! 266 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,692 Bubbling, bubbling. 267 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,562 (chuckles) 268 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,495 That's remarkable. That worked? 269 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,331 We need our own Fire and Ice, pal. 270 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,499 Well, all right, man. 271 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,901 Ham and Cheese! 272 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,334 I don't really think the name made a... 273 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,137 Ham and Cheese! 274 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,173 Nick! Well, we should rehearse! NICK: Excuse me. Excuse me! 275 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:30,877 What?! Who's this guy? Nick Miller? 276 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,445 Is that Schmidt? You scoundrel, you. 277 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,048 Well, hot damn. Come here. It's good to see you. 278 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,150 Yeah, well, the feeling's not mutual! 279 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,052 The last time I saw him, I was on the desert, 280 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,389 and he was putting my mother into a prison. 281 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,724 You don't understand what we're doing, do you? 282 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,558 Keep this animal away from me! 283 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,027 You know what? It's my fault. 284 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,227 We didn't rehearse. We didn't rehearse. 285 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,929 Can we come into the party? 286 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,230 You know what? We're gonna wait back here. 287 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,365 I get it. It's my fault; it's... 288 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,403 Nick...? I'm Trojan horsing inside a bunch of models. 289 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,504 Every ham for himself. No, Nick! Let me in there! 290 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,739 Models, let me in, please. 291 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,341 No, sir. Unhand me! 292 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,876 Jess? Hey, there you are. Excuse me. 293 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,511 Jess. Nick, hi! 294 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:07,214 What are you doing here?! 295 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,581 I'm so happy to see you! Yeah. 296 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,682 How'd you get in? 297 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,350 I need to talk to you. I know. 298 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,785 I can't leave it the way that was. 299 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,455 I know, because... there's something, um, 300 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,356 I really should have said back there 301 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:18,725 and I didn't, and, um... 302 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,594 I think it's important that I say to you. 303 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:26,298 So, uh, what I wanted to say is, Nick Miller... 304 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:30,437 I... 305 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:36,143 Jess! 306 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,644 She's all right. 307 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,413 Hey, Jess, you okay? 308 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,581 Hi. 309 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:43,917 What happened? 310 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,317 You had a panic attack and you fell down. 311 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,919 Oh, my God... 312 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:49,155 Which was actually worse than finger guns. 313 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,823 I didn't think that was possible. 314 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,325 I think it's fair to say 315 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,326 that I did not handle the situation very well. 316 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,763 No, look, it's fine. In fact, 317 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,596 I want to take the whole thing back, Jess. 318 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,298 What? 319 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:01,333 I shouldn't have said it, it was an accident and, uh... 320 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,672 yeah, so just kind of clear the air. 321 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,107 No! No, Nick! 322 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,677 This just got very awkward. 323 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,611 SCHMIDT: Be strong, Nick! 324 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,846 What did...? 325 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,014 What...? What's that? Who said that? 326 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:15,649 SCHMIDT: I'm outside the hedge! 327 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,917 Do you see my arm? 328 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,518 I'm trying to push through! 329 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,320 What are you doing up there? 330 00:10:20,352 --> 00:10:21,187 Be careful! 331 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,489 I lost my bearings! 332 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,856 I had to go high to avoid the spiders! 333 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,024 Nick... 334 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,025 Let's just wait for this to finish. 335 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,360 I'm breaching! 336 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,796 Uh... Whoa! 337 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:29,929 NICK: Easy! Easy! Schmidt! Aah! Aah! 338 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,331 ALL: Oh! 339 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,869 Prince is terrible at Frisbee. 340 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,770 There's, like, ten of these things up there. 341 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,106 Hey, guys, can I talk to Nick alone for a second? 342 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:40,841 You got it. 343 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,909 Sure. Yeah. 344 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,511 You're taking it back? 345 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,179 Is that how you really feel? 346 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,015 Well... 347 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,650 how do you feel? 348 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,687 MAN: Hi. 349 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,390 I'm Prince. 350 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,061 So what seems to be the problem? 351 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,731 Oh, how rude of me. 352 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:07,366 I haven't given you enough time to freak out yet. 353 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:09,501 You may do so now. 354 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,671 Oh, my God! 355 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,041 (sobs) 356 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,307 Oh, my God! 357 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,178 (high-pitched squealing) 358 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,413 Oh, my God! Nick! 359 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,764 So I'm not familiar with this term "finger guns." 360 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,664 Can you elaborate? 361 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,433 Uh, yeah, it's a... 362 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,104 Whoa. Don't point those at me. They might go off. 363 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,572 (both laugh) 364 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,607 That was very much of your flavor of humor. 365 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,378 Listen, Nick, uh... 366 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,913 Nick, right? 367 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,081 Yes, that's my name. 368 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,783 Jess and I are gonna take a moment 369 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,417 to just be alone. 370 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,788 I'm-I'm not worried, but why? 371 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,355 What are you gonna talk to her about, Prince? 372 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,423 You. 373 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,428 Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but... 374 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,899 I need to be alone with Prince. 375 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,734 All right, well... 376 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,168 Yeah. 377 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,315 So, do you like pancakes? 378 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:31,650 * Block 10 was beating, too 379 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:34,788 * And I can't tell green from blue, no, no-no... * 380 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,289 Ooh, ooh. 381 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,461 Cece, help! The bouncer's after me. 382 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,963 Oh, all right. Okay. 383 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:47,267 * Like parents often do 384 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:51,838 * In the middle of the room... 385 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,841 He's gone. 386 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,142 He's gone, Schmidt. 387 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,844 Is he gone? Mm-hmm. 388 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,412 * ...to count my sheep today, baby... * 389 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,014 You can stop now. 390 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,083 He's tenacious. He's definitely gonna be back. 391 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:08,020 (laughs) Pretty sure it's all clear. 392 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,423 It's always good to see old friends. 393 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,658 Thank you. 394 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,696 * How could I let you get away... * 395 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:20,200 So, tonight's the night you're just gonna leave us all behind 396 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,135 and get cooler friends, right? 397 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,871 (chuckles) 398 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,039 Yeah, right. 399 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,476 COACH: We should be dead. We should be dead. 400 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,711 I never thought I was gonna see him again! 401 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,682 He's getting emotional right now, because this is real. 402 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,019 Oh, if you cry, I'm gonna cry. 403 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,187 And then I'm gonna cry, then we can just cry together. 404 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,621 Poor Freddy. 405 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,224 Jess is with Prince! And I've been drinking. 406 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,658 Wait-- Jess is with Prince? 407 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,461 And I've been drinking. Who are these two? Come on, man. 408 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,963 Fire and Ice, dude. Get out. 409 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,133 It's getting warm in here isn't it? Yes. 410 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,701 It's actually a little chilly. We're... 411 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,702 Oh, give me a break. I see what you're doing. 412 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,004 Mm-mm. 413 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:58,971 You're trying to tempt me sexually. 414 00:13:59,005 --> 00:13:59,873 Not interested. 415 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,140 What are you doing, Nick? 416 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,909 That leads to me taking my jacket off, 417 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,544 and all of a sudden, you guys got me in my underwear, huh? 418 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:08,248 I'm not a dummy. Take a walk. No one's interested. 419 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,849 So rude. How idiotic. We got business. Rude? 420 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,217 No, no, no, no, no, no, stay, stay, stay. 421 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,351 Let's go. Idiot! 422 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,385 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 423 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,687 Ciao. No, no, no ciao! 424 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:15,754 No ciao. 425 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,855 You'll be replaced by robots 426 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,390 before you can say, 427 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,692 "Fragi-cava-licious." 428 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,394 You're bringing Fire and Ice down! Yeah, man. 429 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,030 You don't bring Fire and Ice down. 430 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,597 Don't start with me right now. 431 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,234 I'm having a terrible day. Who cares about them? 432 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,335 Who cares? I care! 433 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,370 I feel like dancing right now. 434 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,538 Dancing's not the answer. 435 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,838 You can't dance. 436 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,274 It's only gonna get worse. 437 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,342 (laughs) Let's tear the roof off this joint, 438 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,479 and show Prince how we do! 439 00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,351 Thanks, Charles. 440 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,686 You want to know why 441 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,687 you can't tell that nice dude you love him? 442 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,923 I want to say it, but... 443 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:50,957 You're scared. 444 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,359 Exactly. 445 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,592 If you say it and things 446 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,062 don't work out, what then? 447 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,528 I really care for him. 448 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,730 And I'm just worried 449 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:58,898 I'm gonna lose him. 450 00:14:58,932 --> 00:14:59,698 That's stupid. 451 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,934 You're stupid. 452 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,975 I forgive you. 453 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,741 Oh, my God, thank God! Besides... 454 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,744 anything beautiful 455 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,113 is worth getting hurt for. 456 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,280 Well, that's very well put. 457 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,381 You know who said that? 458 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,316 No. 459 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,485 Me. 460 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,721 You're good. God. 461 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,557 I wish I were more like you, Prince. 462 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,460 Finish your pancake. 463 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,927 Let's get to work. 464 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,129 Oh, it's really good. 465 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,663 But I'm super full. 466 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,332 Pancake. Okay. 467 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,302 Here, put this on. 468 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,604 Oh, that's beautiful, 469 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,904 but I don't think I could pull that off. 470 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:39,838 Don't argue with me. 471 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:41,107 Okay. 472 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,815 * Ooh, girl 473 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,484 * When you were mine 474 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,951 * I used to let you wear... 475 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,020 Repeat after me. 476 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,822 Love. Love. 477 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,691 * Fine, so fine... 478 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,192 Love. 479 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,193 Love. 480 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,595 * I know, I know 481 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,297 14-zero. My lead. 482 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,000 What am I supposed to be learning here? 483 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,434 15-zero. 484 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,769 Love. Love. 485 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,171 Love. Love. 486 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,839 You're not saying it right. 487 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,941 Do you understand now? 488 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,543 Yes, I think I do. 489 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,318 What about now? 490 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,653 No. 491 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,022 * When you were mine 492 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,123 No. 493 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,725 * Oh, no 494 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,126 Look in there. 495 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,861 * Love you, baby 496 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,197 Wait, stop, no! I'm afraid of the dark! 497 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,831 (yells) 498 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,402 (yelling) 499 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,272 I said stop being afraid. 500 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,275 Boo. (yelling) 501 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,115 Yeah! This is what sexy is! 502 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,485 So, what do you think? 503 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,687 I think you need to go find Nick. 504 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,156 I don't know how to thank you. 505 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,292 Shh. 506 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,932 I honestly didn't hear a word you said. 507 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:16,536 Okay. 508 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,705 Okay, gotcha. 509 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,376 This is your party now. 510 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,714 To the VIP room? Yeah. 511 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,250 With the two of you? 512 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,019 COACH: You can't handle it! 513 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,953 You can't beat me! 514 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,590 Five, four... Come on. You've got it. 515 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,058 You don't got it. You can't do it. 516 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,427 You're gonna do it. Three... 517 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,795 You can't do it. Two... He's gonna do it! 518 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,930 Come on, now, you can get it. One... 519 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,064 Winnie, don't give up. 520 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,134 (grunts) What? Damn it. 521 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,435 That's impressive. New record. 522 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,570 Surrounded by celebrities and millionaires, 523 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,073 and you dingbats are playing Lemon Mouth. 524 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,309 Rind me, woman. 525 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,911 Really? Okay, here we go. 526 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,046 Let's do it. All right, let's go. 527 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,913 Let's get this party started. 528 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,415 You've got the time, Winston. Check this out. All right, let's go. 529 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,584 COACH: Here we go: 530 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,287 Ten, nine, 531 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,721 What are you doing? eight... 532 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,622 What are you doing? 533 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,223 (goofily): Boom! 534 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,492 What?! You're not supposed to eat the lemon. 535 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,493 New record. 536 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,429 That's not even the game! 537 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,064 (muffled speaking) 538 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,133 * Ooh-ooh... 539 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,402 * Ooh, ooh-ooh 540 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,672 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 541 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,673 * Yeah, yeah-ah-ah! 542 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,178 * 543 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,480 JESS: Nick Miller! 544 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,756 Hey, Jess. 545 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,292 I'm not sorry that I said it. 546 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,432 I hate to say this, but I couldn't hear you 547 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,433 'cause it's very loud. 548 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,603 I love you! 549 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,270 I love you, Nick Miller! 550 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,105 (Jess laughs) 551 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:02,308 * 552 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,946 What the hell are you wearing? 553 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,147 Prince trusts me. 554 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,317 Awesome! 555 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,250 Yeah! 556 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,721 (crowd cheering) 557 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,227 Anybody want to fall in love tonight? 558 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,161 (cheering) 559 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,737 Oh, my God! 560 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,239 * 561 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,806 Oh, my God! 562 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,173 (screams) 563 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,742 * Don't... * Don't... * 564 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,844 * Don't you wanna... 565 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,811 * Don't you wanna 566 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,381 * Fall in love tonight 567 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,015 That's crazy! * She said 568 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:47,720 * Special night, my favorite tune * 569 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,088 * The moon threatened to dance her out of her shoes * 570 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,423 * Out of my shoes 571 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,661 * In his ear was about to hear * 572 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,096 * An awful thought he could not refuse * 573 00:19:57,128 --> 00:19:58,330 * She said 574 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,766 * Don't * Don't... * 575 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,200 * Don't you wanna 576 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,501 * Don't you wanna * 577 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,871 * Wanna fall in love tonight 578 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,106 * Don't * Don't... * 579 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,442 * Don't you wanna * Don't you wanna * 580 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,845 * Wanna fall in love tonight 581 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,413 * She said 582 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:17,584 * Underneath the taffeta 583 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,551 * There ain't no better hiding place * 584 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,422 * Hiding place * 585 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,391 * If I see the moon, I'll just laugh it up * 586 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,958 * Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah * 587 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,059 * Want to wake up * Wake up * 588 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,729 * To your, your pretty face 589 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,564 * Don't * Don't... * 590 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,299 * Don't you wanna * Don't you wanna * 591 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,470 * Wanna fall in love tonight? * 592 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,144 Did that... 593 00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:47,480 happen? 594 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,615 Yeah. Yeah. 595 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,282 Mm-hmm. SCHMIDT: Oh, yeah. 596 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,752 So we just danced with Prince? 597 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,987 With Prince. Yeah. 598 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,256 That's right. That was fun. 599 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,928 (giggles) 600 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,230 Jess, how did you know the words? 601 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:07,098 I think Prince is magic. 602 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,167 I've always thought Prince was magic. 603 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,136 Where do we go from here? 604 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,239 How do we move on from this? 605 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,775 Just go to work tomorrow? 606 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,443 (giggles) 607 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,246 Wait a minute. 608 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,615 Where's Cece? 609 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,184 I'll take it easy on you. Thank you. 610 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,625 You want to put some money on this? 611 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,994 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org