1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,036 Nick! We need to talk. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,238 Winston stays. End of discussion. 3 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:05,472 No, dude. 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,740 I got your Thanksgiving invitation. 5 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:09,276 (music playing, turkey gobbling) 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,047 Did you make this? Absolutely not. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,747 He's announcing Thanksgiving! 8 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,751 With his little trumpet, he's announcing the feast! 9 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,053 It's so funny... (laughing) 10 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,821 (turkey gobbling) 11 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:22,323 We should name that little guy Roger. 12 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,858 When your testicles fell off, 13 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,195 did you form lady parts, 14 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,362 or is it kind of like a Gonzo nose down there? 15 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,731 It's really interesting. Yeah. 16 00:00:30,763 --> 00:00:32,165 You see, the thing is, 17 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,567 my testicles haven't fallen off... Right. 18 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,002 ...it's just the morning. 19 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,204 And my testicles do this really unique thing 20 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,872 of burrowing... when it's cold out. 21 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,942 You're burning me. 22 00:00:42,975 --> 00:00:44,445 I gotta be real with you. Please. 23 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,045 I know how a guy can get, like, 24 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,280 lost in a relationship. 25 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,716 I've been there, dude. You're snuggling, 26 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,951 you're snuggling, you're snuggling, 27 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,185 and then, bam! 28 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,920 Next thing you know, you're wearing 29 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,289 a jean skirt and a tube top with no panties on, 30 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:57,790 because you guys said you were gonna 31 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,627 dress up like each other for Halloween. 32 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,094 But she doesn't dress up like you. 33 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:02,762 But you still go to the party. 34 00:01:02,795 --> 00:01:04,564 I could not be more sorry for you, 35 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:05,932 but that's not my story. 36 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:06,799 Stand up. 37 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,302 Stand up? Yeah. 38 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:10,903 Okay. 39 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,578 Are those Jessica's pajama bottoms? 40 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:18,811 It's, uh... 41 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,313 football player pants for, uh, 42 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,948 br-breast cancer awareness. 43 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,621 I like the way that they hug my gronk. 44 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:31,391 * Who's that girl? * Who's that girl? * 45 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,825 * Who's that girl? 46 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,094 * Who's that girl? * * It's Jess. 47 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,896 JESS: Camping on Thanksgiving? 48 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,334 It might be a crazy Nick idea, but I kind of like it. 49 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,436 I thought you hated camping and nature. 50 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,438 You said you were afraid a fly was gonna 51 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,439 fly in your head and learn all your thoughts. 52 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,807 I am a man, 53 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,676 and men belong in wilderness. 54 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,146 It really means a lot to me. 55 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,447 The only thing I care about 56 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,615 is that we're all together. 57 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,116 And that we can all sit down together 58 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,352 and have a nice dinner. 59 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,853 I 100% agree. 60 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:00,921 I think everybody's gonna love this idea. 61 00:02:00,953 --> 00:02:02,456 Me, too. 62 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,292 Camping? What the hell? Like we're animals? 63 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,492 Come on. Hear him out. 64 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:06,459 Let's face it. 65 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,661 Our indoor Thanksgivings 66 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,795 haven't been so great. 67 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,798 Turkey! Dead body! 68 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,965 I think I'm into your mother. 69 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,300 So this can't be worse. 70 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,867 Thank you, Jessica, I got it from here. 71 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,504 All right. This Thanksgiving, 72 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,941 I want to honor the traditions of our forefathers. 73 00:02:20,973 --> 00:02:23,143 The mighty Pilgrims and Native Americans 74 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,679 who came together in order to survive. 75 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,281 Sure, yeah. 76 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,349 The first chapter in a proud history of cooperation. 77 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,186 It'll be the ultimate test of manhood 78 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:33,954 and our survival skills. 79 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:35,456 It will? WINSTON: How's this 80 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,358 for a test of our manhood? We stay at home, 81 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,658 we drink beer, we watch football. 82 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,694 Manhood. I like that idea. 83 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,362 Winston, I'm talking about real men. 84 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,031 Me, too. Men who fend for themselves. 85 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,498 You're the laziest man I know. 86 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,800 Okay, Jess, be honest with me. 87 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,067 Has he ever been on top? 88 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,969 Real men are on the bottom. 89 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,239 No, they're not. (laughing) 90 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,206 You're on the bottom... Guys, guys. 91 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,373 It's Thanksgiving. 92 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,308 We need to be together. 93 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,543 Who's in? 94 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,679 Come on, guys! 95 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:00,080 All right, I'm in. What? 96 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:01,348 Yeah, Schmidt! Yes! 97 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,515 Look, my parents were super divorced 98 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,016 and they never took me camping, 99 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,985 but I always thought that I'd be incredible at it. 100 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,919 Let's get ready. 101 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,155 WINSTON: What the hell 102 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,757 is on your head, Schmidt? 103 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,259 SCHMIDT: It's an exact replica of the hat 104 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,393 Viggo Mortensen wore in Hidalgo. 105 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,493 Knew you'd like it. 106 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,794 (Jess chuckles) 107 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:18,765 JESS: Wow! 108 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,234 Nice job, Miller! 109 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,602 This spot's beautiful. 110 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,902 NICK: I know. 111 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,239 Cece! Cece's here? 112 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:26,774 I didn't know she was gonna be here. 113 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,710 Yay, I'm so happy you came! 114 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,211 (laughs) We're all together! 115 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,913 It makes me so excited. Of course! 116 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:34,414 I mean, what could be better 117 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,082 than camping in the woods with my ex-boyfriend 118 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,685 and his friend I just made out with. 119 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,852 With whom you just made out. 120 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:39,920 Don't. It's very important. 121 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,087 You know I hate that. 122 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,256 Don't. Grammar's important. 123 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:43,557 Seriously, don't. 124 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,091 If it get awkward, I'll come save you. 125 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,860 Happy Thanksgiving! 126 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,361 JESS: Yay! 127 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,562 (chuckles) 128 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,063 Hey, what's up, girl? 129 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,932 Hey, Cece. 130 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,174 (clears throat) 131 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,877 Hey, I never, uh... 132 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:04,912 had a chance to ask you. 133 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,313 How did the, um... 134 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,381 How'd your guys' date go the other night? 135 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,081 Oh, with Cece? Yeah. 136 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,884 Uh... it was... 137 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,085 I loved it. 138 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,621 I mean, it was good. 139 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:14,888 It was cool. 140 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,223 That's great. 141 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,391 Super. 142 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,093 Super-duper. So where you thinking 143 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,596 about pitching, uh, pitching a tent? Thinking over there. 144 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,331 Oh, yonder? Yeah, sure. Yeah. 145 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,600 Yonder. Listen, I've been researching on the Internet 146 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,134 for the past 12 hours 147 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,769 everything there is to know about the wood. 148 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,305 Now I'm a... I'm a master camper. 149 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,507 So if you need any help with anything, 150 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,009 just come to me and ask, okay? 151 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,444 (chuckling): Thanks, man. 152 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,612 I don't know anything about the wood. 153 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,079 I know everything. I'm lost. 154 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:41,148 What is that, a tree? 155 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,449 If these trees were skyscrapers, 156 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,117 you'd feel very comfortable. Yeah. 157 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,952 I'd be right at home. Unfortunately, 158 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,521 they're actual trees. (chuckling): Yeah. 159 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,590 You're the best. I love the hat! 160 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,326 I'm sorry, is that a solar cell phone charger? 161 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,862 Yeah, I can't go more than two days without it. 162 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,466 (quietly): Okay, hold on. Do you... do you hate camping, too? 163 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,802 Are you kidding me? I absolutely hate camping. 164 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,805 Then why are we here? 165 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,139 Because I didn't get a say. I never get a say. 166 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,476 Whenever I want to do something, they don't give a hoot. 167 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,978 Guess who just got free passes to a pottery seminar. 168 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,045 Get out of here. Winston! 169 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,047 We could've made 170 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,516 the craziest mugs, man. 171 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,386 (grunts) 172 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,553 Hey, Nick? Yeah. 173 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,189 There's just beer in here. That should last us for the first few hours, 174 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,492 actually. Where's the food? 175 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,158 Where-where are all the pies I made? 176 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,461 Look, don't worry, Jess. 177 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:31,464 'Cause the food is... right here. 178 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,701 I'm... sorry. I don't understand that gesture. 179 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,336 We're gonna be hunting and foraging for our dinner, 180 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,206 just like the Indians and the Pilgrims. 181 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,012 But you brought beer. 182 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,346 You can't forage for beer. And that's a necessity. 183 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:49,649 So this is Thanksgiving meal? 184 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,685 96 warm beers? 185 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:52,752 We can do this. 186 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,321 Guys, we've gotten soft! 187 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,689 With our antibiotics and our sports creams. 188 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,992 Do you think George Washington had a pet cat? 189 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,093 Yeah. No. He didn't. 190 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,696 He hunted them. What? 191 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,764 And he made milk and butter 192 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,733 out of their spoils. That's terrible. 193 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,367 So you're saying George Washington milked his cat? 194 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:09,769 Nothing is sounding accurate right now. Not at all. 195 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:10,903 Where'd you read this? I'm not saying 196 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:11,904 it's gonna be easy. 197 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:12,872 It's gonna be hard. 198 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,341 But we will emerge 199 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,343 out of this better friends 200 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,778 and a tribe. 201 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,178 I'm on board. (chuckles) 202 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:20,447 Going old-school. 203 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,449 Men! Killing! Hunting! Men! 204 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,783 SCHMIDT, COACH and NICK: Men! Men! Men! Men! 205 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,452 Oh, my cowman's... my cowman... 206 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,420 my cowman's hat, my cowman's hat. 207 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,122 WINSTON: Guys, look, 208 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,124 I'm as much a man as anybody here, 209 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,893 but this plan is straight-up dookie. 210 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,762 I need my sweets and I need my parade. 211 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,629 Yeah, you know what? I'm out, too. 212 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,066 Guys, guys, guys. Look. 213 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,768 We're together. 214 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,569 We're a family. 215 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,903 It's Thanksgiving. 216 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,473 And I'm sure Nick has a plan. Right? 217 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:46,906 Oh, yeah. I've got a plan. Great. 218 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,942 You got a plan? The man's got a plan. 219 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,879 These wilderness guides right here detail what plants 220 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,281 are safe for eating and what traps we can build. 221 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,149 Unfortunately, I ran out of money, 222 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,550 so I couldn't print out the chapters 223 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,252 on gutting and skinning, but... 224 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,319 we'll worry about that when we get there. 225 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,555 Pilgrim rules. 226 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,423 Men, hunters! 227 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,158 Women, foragers. 228 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,826 I'm not hunting. The only Hunt I want 229 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,261 is Bonnie or Helen. 230 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,428 You know what I'm talking about, Coach. 231 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,630 What? 232 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,533 Nick. 233 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,437 This is perfect. Primal man in nature. 234 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,173 Stalking prey. Who's basically the lady now, Coach? 235 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,476 I've seen that tree six times in the past 20 minutes. 236 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,745 We're definitely moving in a small circle. 237 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,516 NICK: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna clear a path this way. 238 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,417 We will travel northbound, I believe. 239 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:31,918 That's not north; that's south. 240 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,687 That is south? Then let's travel southbound. 241 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,588 I'm gonna clear a path. If something's in there 242 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,625 and you get injured, I promise you I will kill you fast. 243 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,692 (groans) 244 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:42,529 Scat! Scat. 245 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,836 There's an animal nearby. Hey, Schmidt, that's a raisin, man. 246 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,004 That's not a raisin. This is scat. 247 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,173 Okay. 248 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,108 (coughs) 249 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,276 (clears throat) 250 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,512 That's poop for sure. 251 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,146 I was right. In your face, Nick. 252 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,682 In your face, Nick. How so? 253 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,283 I don't know, he put a... put a turd in his mouth. 254 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:04,817 And that's in my face? So that's... Yeah. 255 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,452 I don't think we should start eating 256 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,021 poo yet, Schmidt. Let's wait on that. 257 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,189 You want to chase that with some dirt? 258 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,322 Does anyone have any gum? 259 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,692 No. 260 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,093 Not that I wanted any in the first place. 261 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,331 That's a mighty big hole there, Nick. 262 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,632 You trying to catch a refrigerator? 263 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,901 It's a bear hole. 264 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,636 Bear falls in, other stuff falls in. 265 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,071 We take what the bear doesn't want. 266 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,173 Makes sense. Classic human/bear team-up. 267 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,807 I'm from Chicago. It's the best I can do. 268 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,076 Yeah, bears love to share. 269 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,476 What are you planning on doing with 270 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:31,745 that bear when he falls into the hole? 271 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:32,980 Dude, I'm trying the best that I can! 272 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,213 We have no food. 273 00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:35,716 Let me explain something to you, Nick. 274 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,017 When you're building a trap, 275 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,552 you want to customize it to your prey. 276 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,153 So, I don't know, if I was trying 277 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,721 to catch, say a squirrel, 278 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,024 I'd want to think like a squirrel. 279 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,692 Allow me to demonstrate with this trap that I built. 280 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,427 How do you get into the mindset of a squirrel? 281 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,395 (clicking tongue) 282 00:08:49,428 --> 00:08:51,398 I'm a squirrel... right? 283 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,665 You do that really well. Look at this! 284 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,866 Oh, there's some nuts here. 285 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,934 Look at all these little nuts. 286 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,669 You might not want to do that. 287 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,538 If I needed your advice on how to lead a spinning class, 288 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,206 I'd ask you, but this is my territory. 289 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,408 (Schmidt yells) 290 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,375 My scapula! Dude, are you all right? 291 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,745 Aah! Aah, get it off! Aah! 292 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,913 (Schmidt groaning) 293 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,849 Get it off...! 294 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,717 Get up. Keep breathing, man. 295 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,219 I don't mean to be laughing, 296 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,187 but are you okay? I'm gonna make you a sling. 297 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,355 You're gonna make me a what? You don't know how to do that. A sling. 298 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,557 Of course I do. What...? 299 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,027 What are you doing? I was an Eagle Scout. 300 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,294 What are you talking about, you were an Eagle Scout? 301 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,130 Look. That's actually really good. 302 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,365 I'm sorry, dude. 303 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,634 You wanted to be the best at camping. 304 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,301 You were so excited about your hat. 305 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,236 I didn't want to get in the way of that. 306 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,605 Plus with the whole Cece thing going on... 307 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,774 What are talking about? 308 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,210 You're gonna let me be the best camper. 309 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,613 I am the best camper! Yeah. 310 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,782 I think this is chicory. 311 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,283 It says you can eat the root. 312 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,918 Or it's jasmine. 313 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,886 Which will kill you. 314 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,121 Hmm. What do you guys think? 315 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,758 I'm sure it's fine. Yeah, just eat it. 316 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,759 Hey, raspberries! 317 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,461 There... Ow! (laughs): Ow. 318 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,296 There are a lot of brambles in here. 319 00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:57,898 There's a country store not far from here. 320 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,000 Ow! Three and a half stars. The reviews say, 321 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,433 "It's functional and dusty." 322 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,070 Ow! Sounds good to me. 323 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,971 This is so fun. Who wants to help? 324 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:05,938 This plan is 325 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:06,974 officially the worst. 326 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,508 We are starving. 327 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,644 Just admit, you don't want to do this, either. 328 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,446 Okay, listen up. Only stuff we can find 329 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,649 in the forest, right? 330 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,818 Look at that fish. 331 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,187 It's perfect. 332 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,620 What? Oh, I'm gonna grab it. 333 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,990 I'm so hungry. Now we get to eat, boys. 334 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,658 Dude, that looks dead. 335 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,927 Guys, stop being negative right now. 336 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,696 Laying on its side means it's dead. 337 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,596 I wouldn't get in that water, man. 338 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,264 You're gonna get beaver fever. 339 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,600 Where are my testicles now, Coach? 340 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,469 When he catches that little critter, I'm gonna show you 341 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,437 how to scale it. 342 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,471 Ow. 343 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,438 That hurts? 344 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,506 Yeah, it hurts! 345 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,042 A boulder fell on my sh... 346 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,543 Is all this 'cause I teased you 347 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,610 about the invite? 348 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,879 Yes, it is! No regrets! 349 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,346 (grunts) 350 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,182 Aw! Aw, come on, Nick. 351 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,383 (yells) 352 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,318 NICK: Yes! Quit it. 353 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,687 You guys might be right! It might be dead! 354 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,356 In fact, it was dead! 355 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,326 Smells fresh... 356 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,727 enough! 357 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,328 Oh, come on, Winston, what? 358 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,364 You just get your nails done? Get the apple dirty! 359 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,365 Grind some dirt in it, grind some dirt in it. 360 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,836 God, I'm so hungry! Hey, hey! 361 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,503 Hey. Look what the men brought. 362 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,806 Oh, hey! Hey, hey! The plan worked. 363 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,907 Hey, he looks like a fighter. 364 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,243 He really was, kind of. 365 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,344 Oh, my God! Wow. 366 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,178 I mean, well... Whoa. 367 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,048 Like a smorgasbord. You guys did great. 368 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,682 Yeah, we did. Yep. 369 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,917 Where'd you get the cashews? 370 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,318 Um, on a bush. Yeah. 371 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,419 How about the beets? 372 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,722 Also a bush. That's right. 373 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:30,758 Yeah. 374 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,958 The avocado? 375 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,828 Also on a bush. That's right. 376 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,831 Well, look at us. Living off the land, 377 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,331 fending for ourselves. 378 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,400 We got fish and fruits, 379 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,701 and this is probably gonna be 380 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,736 the most delicious apple 381 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,905 I've ever eaten in my life. 382 00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:51,610 "Product of Oregon"? 383 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,780 We walked to Oregon? 384 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,414 What? What? 385 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,616 That's why this cramp... Yeah. This place... 386 00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:59,251 Come on, you think the three of us are true dumb-asses? 387 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,452 We're not. I kind of knew from the beginning. 388 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,788 I mean, there's no way. 389 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,690 You just went to a store and got all this? 390 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,292 I think so. 391 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,427 I think they definitely bought everything from the store. 392 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,697 The one thing I wanted was for us all to sit down together 393 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,866 and have dinner, and you can't do that without dinner. 394 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,402 We have dinner. 395 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,037 That fish kind of looks like hippo meat. 396 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,038 Come on, man. 397 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,206 Let's just sit down 398 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,206 and eat some delicious almonds. 399 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,640 And enjoy ourselves. Yes. 400 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:23,475 And have a really nice Thanksgiving together. 401 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,445 Come on, Nick, let's eat. Come on, man, let's eat. 402 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,980 I feel like how they must've felt on the first Thanksgiving. 403 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,216 Betrayed. JESS: Nick... 404 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,484 What? 405 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,120 Happy Thanksgiving. 406 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,087 Oh, come on. Nick, come on! Don't do this. 407 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,990 FYI, the first Thanksgiving was the good one. 408 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,325 WINSTON: Come on, Nick! 409 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,092 These avocados were expensive! 410 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,831 Here we go. 411 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,066 It smells so good. 412 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,299 I can't wait till it's ready. 413 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,567 I'm gonna be so stuffed. 414 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,802 Ooh! 415 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,071 The eyeball fell off. 416 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,240 That's how you know it's good. 417 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,275 They got to pop out when it's ready, I think. 418 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,911 Now that the cards are finally on the table, 419 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,147 I guess we can see who the true camp master really is. 420 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,349 The answer's me. First one to make a flame wins. 421 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,650 Let's do this. 422 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,254 Now, check this out. 423 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,687 This is how you make a flame. 424 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,923 You go with two rocks. One against the other. 425 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,926 You create friction. 426 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,494 I'm done. What? 427 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,794 I'm done. Well, that's 428 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,364 barely a flame, it's going out. 429 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,466 Whoa! Well, goodness gracious! What are you? A sorcerer? 430 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,302 Damn it! 431 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,640 Hey, mountain man. 432 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,809 You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us? 433 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,611 I should've known those beets weren't from nature. 434 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,813 Nothing purple grows in nature. 435 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,017 Look, we didn't come through, okay? 436 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:39,219 You came through! 437 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,121 Look, you caught a fish! 438 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,556 That's really, really impressive. 439 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,524 How'd you do it? 440 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,793 With my bare hands. 441 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,661 No way! You're so strong. Yeah. 442 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,864 Yeah, it was... It fought... 443 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,232 What are you doing? 444 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,134 I'm not doing anything. I think that's amazing. 445 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,570 You provided for us. 446 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,639 You're a man. Don't patronize me, Jess. 447 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,176 I'm not. Ever since we started dating, Jess, 448 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,245 we've been doing a bunch of girly stuff, 449 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,547 and I like some of it and you, but... 450 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,515 my tolerance to alcohol has, like, 451 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,019 gotten really, scary low. 452 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,153 I drank three beers, and I got, 453 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,822 like, all giggly and tired. 454 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,389 And I didn't want a fourth. 455 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,658 Last night, I had a dream 456 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,592 that I was brushing a horse. 457 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,863 I just feel like I'm losing myself a little. 458 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,164 Just... 459 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,000 let me eat this disgusting fish and... 460 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,436 No, Nick, Nick. Yeah, just let me be over here. 461 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,504 This is the most beautiful fish I've ever seen. 462 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,505 Don't touch... I wouldn't touch it. It is! It is. 463 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,875 Jess, don't... Don't put your hands ins... 464 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,244 Oh, my Lo... 465 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,447 Spit it out. 466 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,216 Mmm...! 467 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,286 Mmm-mmm...! 468 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,754 Mmm...! 469 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,288 Fragrant. 470 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,592 Mmm, I can really... I can really taste the lake. 471 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,528 Spit it out. I feel like I'm there 472 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,895 in the lake with the fish. 473 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,197 Mmm! 474 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,232 Bony. 475 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,534 That's gonna hurt going down. 476 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,238 But I like it. 477 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,975 Hurts so good! Hurts so good! 478 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,643 Jess, that fish was dead when I caught it. 479 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,312 There was a sock near it. 480 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,514 (suppressed gagging) 481 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,318 I'm gonna come with you. No. 482 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,886 Jess, let me come with you. 483 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:21,989 Where are you going? There's something over here. 484 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,255 I'm gonna look at it. Jess... 485 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:27,059 I'm seeing some interesting things. 486 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,729 I'm out of the office till Friday. 487 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,931 For immediate assistance, 488 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,767 please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater. 489 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,735 (grunts) 490 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,971 You guys see where she went? 491 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,105 No. No. Jess? 492 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:39,739 Jess? Jess? 493 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,673 Jess! 494 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,841 Jess? Jess? 495 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,576 NICK: Jess? 496 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,011 Jess! 497 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,614 I just want to see more carpet samples 498 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,249 before I make a final decision. 499 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,484 (gags) Jess! 500 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,419 CECE: Jess? 501 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,623 NICK: Jess! Jess, where are you? 502 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,290 Jess! Jessica! 503 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,327 NICK: Oh, God, this is all my fault. 504 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,528 And you know what, Coach? 505 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,030 I did like the invitation. 506 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,166 I made it. And I liked the little trumpet guy. 507 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,466 I thought he was cute. 508 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,802 He was cute as a damn button! What? 509 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,171 So many stars... 510 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,504 Hey, guys, look. There she is! 511 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,774 There are dogs that have dollar signs 512 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,443 but don't even own banks. 513 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,544 Jess, we're over here! Jess! 514 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,979 Wait, wait, wait. 515 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,713 I've seen that tree before. Jess, stop! 516 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,515 The bear trap! (gasps) 517 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,186 No! I'm coming! 518 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,720 Jess! 519 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,758 Headfirst? Why? (Nick groans) 520 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,230 (groans) Son of a... (gasps) 521 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,165 Oh, my God, Jess, I am so sorry. 522 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,466 I was an idiot. 523 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,135 This Thanksgiving plan was so stupid. 524 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,205 You shouldn't have eaten that fish. I'm sorry. 525 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,873 Don't let them pay the bill, okay? 526 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:47,974 You bring the check to me. 527 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,710 No arguments, moon man. 528 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,211 CECE: Oh, my God! Is anyone hurt? 529 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,846 NICK: We're fine! 530 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,182 I may have cracked a few ribs, 531 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,086 and, uh, Jess is delirious. 532 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,753 I think she thinks she's a rabbit. 533 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,654 Guys, we're gonna figure something out, all right? 534 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,590 NICK: Just get us a rope or a stick or something. 535 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,492 All right, man, so, any ideas? What are you talk...? 536 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,826 You know what, Coach? Don't humor me. 537 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,596 What? You know what to do. 538 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,663 Look, I admit it-- you're a better camper than I am. 539 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,333 You're better at life than I am. 540 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,067 You're probably better at dating Cece than I am. 541 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,069 I saw you guys the other night 542 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,405 inhaling each other in front of the loft. 543 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,040 Schmidt, that's all we did. That was it. 544 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,010 I asked her to come upstairs, she said no, okay? 545 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,279 And now she won't return any of my text messages. 546 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,780 She's been ignoring me this whole trip. 547 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,284 I'm all, like, "Hey." She's like, "Mm-hmm." 548 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,685 I'm like, "What?" 549 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,954 Why are you smiling, dude? I'm not smiling. 550 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,589 I'm over here baring my soul to you, dude, 551 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,025 and you're freaking smiling in my face. Yeah. 552 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,559 This is the face I make when I listen. 553 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,927 All your teeth show when you listen? I'm not. 554 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,563 You're smiling right now. I opened up to you. 555 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,963 You're pissing me off. Stop smiling. I'm not. 556 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,766 I will wreck you. You're crazy, man. 557 00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:48,134 You're nuts. Stop it, listen to me. 558 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,801 We are going to solve this right now. 559 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,104 All right, take your pants off. 560 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,439 Okay, I am no Eagle Scout, 561 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,307 but I know how to make a pants rope. 562 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,907 Pants rope. You're a genius. 563 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,076 I know. Okay. Are you gonna take off your pants? 564 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,313 Yeah, right after I take off my bra, so we can anchor the rope to the tree. 565 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,249 That's gonna happen for real? Just take them off now. 566 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,916 (laughing): Whoa, look at Winston's pants. 567 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,153 It's got kittens on it. 568 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,554 These aren't kittens. 569 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,954 I cannot believe I'm here voluntarily. 570 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,088 So stupid. Take them off. 571 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,490 They're coming off. 572 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:15,094 CECE: Here, you guys, grab hold of the rope. 573 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,096 Okay, you go first, Jess. 574 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,065 I'll be right behind you to support you. 575 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,800 Ding, dong, ding, dong! What are you doing? 576 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,836 Okay, how about this? Get on my back, I'll bring us both up. 577 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:24,737 Back at you. 578 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,506 Whoa. (coughs) 579 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,740 You can do it! 580 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,608 There, hold this flashlight, buddy. 581 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,443 Grab hold. (blows raspberry) 582 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,811 Come on, Nick! Come on. Here we go! 583 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,913 Oh, God, I'm gonna get you out of here. 584 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,282 Nick, come up! Whoa! 585 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,651 (grunting, groaning) Use your legs, Nick. 586 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,086 (grunting) 587 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,453 Come on, Nick! 588 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,922 Come on... 589 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,291 Ah, Winston, I hate your leggings. Come on. 590 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,526 Almost there. 591 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,960 Let's go. You got it. 592 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,095 You got it. 593 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,028 You got it. 594 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:53,200 You... (straining) 595 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,067 (all exclaim) 596 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,336 (sighs) 597 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,671 You chubby son of a bitch. 598 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,673 Yeah... (groans) Whoo! 599 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:01,874 You okay, Jess? You all right? 600 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,442 Yeah! 601 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,311 Yeah. Yeah. 602 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,180 ALL: Oh! 603 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,984 Hey. 604 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,954 Thanks for saving me, mountain man. 605 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,525 So I've got good news from the doctor: 606 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,492 you don't have rabies. 607 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,794 Oh? 608 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,329 You have, uh, giardia 609 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,031 and something called Legionnaires' disease. 610 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,067 I'm just glad they were able to save your foot. 611 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,203 What? 612 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,805 No, nothing. 613 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,340 Never mind. 614 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,541 (chuckles) 615 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,012 Hey, I'm sorry about the whole camping thing. 616 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,682 Oh, no, it's okay. 617 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,083 Ah, I was really stupid. 618 00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:45,884 I haven't been myself. 619 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,087 You're the man I want. 620 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,592 All you wanted was for everyone 621 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,394 to be together on Thanksgiving, Jess. 622 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:58,530 Next year. 623 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,502 Potato chips. Chips? 624 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,104 Maybe a treat. 625 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,011 Listen, Coach, uh, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, 626 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,681 I thought maybe that I could give you 627 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,215 some advice about... about Cece. 628 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,050 How desperate do you think I am? 629 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,252 I think you're probably very desperate. 630 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,288 I'm very desperate, I mean, 631 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,689 she's giving me nothing. 632 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,523 Told her she looked pretty, she said thanks. 633 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,192 Mm-hmm. What kind of mind game is that? 634 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,428 Look, Coach, things have always come easy to you. 635 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,931 Cece is not going to be one of those things. 636 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:33,266 I once spent hours 637 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:37,036 in a car with just a cracked window for air. 638 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,237 She was going into a club 639 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,539 and she just kind of left me there. 640 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,741 Why are you smiling about that? 641 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,211 Hey, guys, I figured out a way to save Thanksgiving. 642 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,078 I got a plan. SCHMIDT: Enough with the plans. 643 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,615 You suck at plans! Not another Nick Miller plan. 644 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,981 I love you, man, but you are terrible at plans. 645 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,451 Hey. 646 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:55,121 It's still 11:48, so happy Thanksgiving. 647 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,888 What? 648 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,558 Got us some Brazilian nuts, a couple of string cheeses, and 649 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,759 Snack. 650 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:01,993 Thank you. 651 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,128 WINSTON: I got the parade on my phone. 652 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,130 Yes. 653 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,897 Made some decorations. 654 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,232 I think this may be a turkey sandwich, 655 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,134 but I'm not sure, 656 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,002 and I know this whole thing isn't... 657 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,070 It's perfect. 658 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,806 Look, guys, start without me 659 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,308 because it might be a few weeks before I can eat again. 660 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,478 (all laughing) You were throwing up a lot. 661 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,578 (laughs) 662 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,148 That was scary... seriously. 663 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,151 Okay, I'm starving actually. Let's eat. Yeah, let's eat. 664 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,486 Nick found all this food in the woods. 665 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,920 (all laughing) 666 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,288 Can I have the ginger ale? CECE: ...ever again. 667 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,155 Yeah, Nick found that. It's already open. 668 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,657 (laughter) 669 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,426 CECE: ...if it looks exactly like a turkey, but... 670 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,994 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org