1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,304 Oh, hey. I was wondering 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,472 about date night tonight. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,974 Um, do you want to just stay in? 4 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,576 'Cause you know what that means. 5 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,577 Romantic dinner and Homeland? Sex on the couch. 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,813 Or your thing. Actually, Homeland sounds great. 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:13,680 Or your thing. 8 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,249 Hey, Nick, um... 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,350 last night when Furguson and I were in the shower, 10 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,585 I had an epiphany. 11 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,053 It's time to get back in the game. 12 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,989 You know, meet some women. 13 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,257 Human women. 14 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,059 Human? Is there any other kind? Human. 15 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,926 Anyway, I was wondering if you'd watch Furguson tonight 16 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,928 while I go out for some drinks with some work buddies. 17 00:00:28,961 --> 00:00:31,030 Just for a little while. You just gotta give him a pill at 6:00. 18 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,600 We're having date night tonight. Jess... 19 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:37,003 Winston wants to go out to meet human women. 20 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,171 Without the cat. 21 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,240 Oh, yep, yep. 22 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,409 Yep, yep. Nick will watch the cat. 23 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,378 Question: are those mouth pills or butt pills? 24 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,613 Just one pill. 25 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,716 Just one butt pill. 26 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,218 Here you are. Nah, I'm not touching that thing. 27 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,085 No? Okay. (Furguson meows) 28 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,088 Thanks, man. Yeah. You got it. 29 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,856 Hey, guys. Just hanging at home tonight? 30 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,091 No, actually, we have a date tonight. 31 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,926 'Cause I just made some cobbler. 32 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,360 Some peach cobbler 33 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,962 and slow-churned vanilla bean ice cream, 34 00:01:01,994 --> 00:01:04,097 and Coach is asking Cece out on a date tonight, and... 35 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,899 does anybody want a bite of this, 'cause it's...? 36 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,402 Ho! Ho! 37 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,870 (mouth full): It's fresh out of the oven. 38 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:12,706 It's piping hot! 39 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:13,606 Ha! 40 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,542 Ha! 41 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,576 * Who's that girl? 42 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:20,581 * Who's that girl? * * It's Jess. 43 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,718 NICK: Well, I hope Coach at least ran this by you first. 44 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,721 Coach came over, he followed the bro code. 45 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,489 Actually went really well. 46 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,259 Yeah. Just the man I wanted to see. (chuckles) 47 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,727 You found me. Yeah, I did. 48 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,162 I got a question for you, playa. 49 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,164 Drop the bomb, man! 50 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,164 (chuckles) 51 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,765 Can I ask Cece out on a date? 52 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,269 Yeah! Wait, what? 53 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:44,438 Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. 54 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,474 Wrong crowd. 55 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,776 I see that now. 56 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,578 Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, 57 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,313 so you have to be fine with this. 58 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,813 I am. You are? 59 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,748 I promise I am. You are? 60 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,617 100% fine. You're fine? 61 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,620 Yeah, I'm absolutely fine. Really? 62 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,688 It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. 63 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,292 Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. 64 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,858 Wouldn't that be nice? 65 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,328 I'm probably getting ahead of myself. 66 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,197 Who knows if Cece will even say yes? 67 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,463 She said yes! 68 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,498 We're going to the Staples Center 69 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,832 to watch a game tonight. 70 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:15,336 (both chuckle) 71 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,003 Are you still... Are you cool with this? 72 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,771 Hmm? 73 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,674 I mean, 'cause all you have to do is say the word, man, 74 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,675 and I'll back off, for real. 75 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,377 N... No, man. 76 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,679 Come on. Date that thing. 77 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,316 Yeah! All right! Yeah! And then date it again. 78 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,984 It's not gonna date itself. Yeah, date it all night long. 79 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,151 I'm kind of nervous! 80 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,687 Yeah, I'm nervous. 81 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,723 Yeah, I'm really nervous. Um... 82 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,491 I mean, she's beautiful and she's super cool. 83 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,293 And it's just, like... Like, you don't even know. 84 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,562 I 100% know. Yes, you kno... You know. 85 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,465 She stopped the wedding because of me, so I'm just saying. 86 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,533 And then I ruined it 'cause I had my own thing. 87 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,635 Malia broke up with me and that kind of, like, threw my head for a loop, 88 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,471 so I'm super vulnerable right now. Oh, wait. Don't-don't worry. 89 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,671 It's like... I don't know. 90 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:52,673 Think I'm feeling kind of insecure. 91 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,474 Come on. You're Coach. 92 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,009 You're the Coach. Yeah. 93 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:59,513 You're the prize. Remember, you're the prize. 94 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,913 You're the prize. 95 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,049 I'm Coach! 96 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,151 Yeah, you're Coach. (chuckles) 97 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,052 She doesn't stand a chance! Oh, yeah, well... 98 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,388 She's gonna get it good! 99 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,056 Yeah! Or you could take it slow! 100 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:11,191 Nah, I'm gunning it! Oh, oh! Y-You're gonna gun it. 101 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,659 I am gunning it. Yes. You're gonna gun it for real? 102 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,694 That first-class ass is sitting in Coach tonight. 103 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:17,531 And best believe, my seat will be in an upright 104 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,233 and locked position. 105 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,401 Thanks, Schmidt. 106 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,573 Oh... boy. 107 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,007 He's gonna gun it. 108 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:28,376 I don't know if you heard that, 109 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,545 but he said he's going to gun it. 110 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,250 He's really not fine. When he says, 111 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:39,353 "I'm fine," he's about to get un-fine. 112 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,021 Aw, Schmidters. 113 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,557 There's gonna be other open mics. 114 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,692 With sturdier stools. 115 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,194 I'm fine. 116 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,861 I know you're fine. 117 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,963 Then they'll see your rap skills. Then... (choking) 118 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,766 Hey. Stop! You just said you were fine! 119 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,468 You just said you were fine! 120 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:56,870 Let me die! 121 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,572 I know Schmidt. 122 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,040 He's gonna try and stop that date from happening. 123 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,743 Okay. So the strategy is containment. 124 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:04,912 Okay. Okay? We got to lock him up. 125 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,447 Distract him like a baby. 126 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,748 If he gets out of line, we got to get physical. 127 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,082 We're gonna get physical with a baby? 128 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:12,051 Please don't question me. I'm a pro. 129 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,753 Or we could help him move on. 130 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,122 Take him out, get him drunk, maybe meet someone new? No. 131 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,425 We just got to keep him in a safe place. 132 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,326 (groans) I wish I had that dog cage. 133 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,896 What? When you see a dog cage for sale, you buy it. 134 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,165 Hey, Jess, about tonight, I'm so sorry. Yeah. No, it's okay. 135 00:04:25,197 --> 00:04:26,834 We'll have date night when we're marrie... 136 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,769 da, burp a durp a durp. What did you just... 137 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,572 Merry. When we're very merry Christmas. 138 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,540 All right, moving on. 139 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,476 Hey, uh... 140 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,579 I'm having second thoughts about Coach and Cece. 141 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,247 Maybe I should stop their date. 142 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,514 (snaps fingers) Smarten up! 143 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,783 Thank you. Um... 144 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,853 did you get a chance to get that, uh... the dog cage? 145 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,156 No. I feel bad. You didn't? 146 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,191 That was the solution. I know it was. 147 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:53,761 Yeah, Jess, so I j... I just... I just buzzed him up. 148 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,363 I... He asked me out on a date, and I said yes. 149 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,031 We're both going through a breakup right now, 150 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:58,966 which is good, right? 151 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,166 JESS: Totally. 152 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,802 (whispering): Gun it. Gun it! 153 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,504 (knocking) He's here. 154 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:04,637 Don't go past second base. 155 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,139 Okay. Bye. 156 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,677 Hey. Hey. 157 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,812 Wow. Uh, y-you look... (chuckles) amazing. 158 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,113 Aw. 159 00:05:14,146 --> 00:05:16,483 You look... 160 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,884 this. 161 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,521 I give you this 'cause you look... (chuckles) 162 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:23,690 this, this and this. (chuckles) 163 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:27,060 I'll give you all these. No. Not... Uh... Thank... 164 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,862 I'm, uh... I'm really excited about the game. 165 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,997 (high-pitched): Yeah! 166 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,999 (deep voice): Yeah. Yeah. 167 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,067 I'm gonna go get my purse. Okay. Okay, cool. 168 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,735 (whispering): What is wrong with you? 169 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,504 You're the prize! You're the prize! 170 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,338 Get it together. 171 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,975 Hey. What's up, man? Hey. 172 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,911 (forced chuckle) 173 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,247 That's what's up, that's what's up, that's what's up. 174 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,850 SCHMIDT: Really appreciate this, guys. 175 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,019 (TV playing quietly) 176 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,821 (sighs) 177 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,023 Are you guys hungry? Always. Yeah. 178 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:58,057 Great. I'm gonna go get some food from the Staples Center. 179 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,259 Hey, easy. Chill out. Okay. All right. 180 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,728 You're right, you're right. Great call. 181 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,096 NICK: Hey, Winston. 182 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,665 Hey. What happened to you? 183 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,899 I thought you were supposed to go to a party. 184 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,334 Yeah, it's been so long 185 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,536 that I think I forgot how to talk to women. 186 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,572 You ever wonder if someone in here has killed someone? 187 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,574 (chuckles) 188 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,343 Furguson is his name. Yeah, he's my cat. 189 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,711 Here's him in a cowboy hat. 190 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,913 Good Lord, darling, how big are your feet? 191 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,949 You know what? It's fine. 192 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,684 I'll be alone my whole life. 193 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,786 You know, Hank Aaron was alone for every home run he hit. 194 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,120 As long as I got Furguson. 195 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,922 Speaking of which, where is that cat? 196 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,559 Furguson! (whistles) 197 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,761 That's strange. He usually comes when I call him. 198 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,127 (car horns honking, siren wailing outside) 199 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,930 Nick, you left the window open? 200 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,031 Oh, my God, no. 201 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,766 Nick! What? 202 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,033 You know he always trying to kick it with those pigeons. 203 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,603 Nick, you let him out. 204 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:43,870 I did... I didn't mean to. I just opened the window. 205 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,404 Man, I asked you to do one thing! 206 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,374 Winston, I'm really sorry. This is your fault, man! 207 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,810 I feel terrible, Winston. You're gonna help me find him! 208 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,778 Winston, don't leave... Winston... 209 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,781 Okay, I'm coming, buddy. Jess, I'm sorry, but you're gonna 210 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,081 have to stay here and keep an eye on Schmidt. No. 211 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,483 No! No, no, no. 212 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,250 You can't leave me here with him. 213 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,487 No, she's right. 214 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,254 You can't do that. What if it gets rough? 215 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,889 Nick, he is in pain. I can feel it. 216 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,790 Don't you go! Stay! 217 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:04,891 I am so scared, man! 218 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,326 What do you want me to do, Jess? 219 00:07:06,358 --> 00:07:08,095 Stay. Don't you dare go. Everybody settle! 220 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,829 Look, this is my fault. Winston, I'm coming with you. Okay. 221 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,499 Schmidt, just get it together. 222 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,634 Jess, I'm sorry. Just keep him here 223 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,668 and keep his mind off the date. I have to go. 224 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:16,670 I'm sorry. 225 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:17,737 We got to go. 226 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,473 Let's find that damn cat! 227 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,973 (door closes) 228 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,975 What do you think Coach and Cece are doing right now? 229 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,845 I don't know. They probably just sat down. 230 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,178 Touching thighs for the first time. 231 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,281 I'm gonna go stop that date! No! 232 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,552 (groans) 233 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,956 Is that literally all you have? 234 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,127 Oh, my God, we're screwed. 235 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,093 Nick! 236 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,362 Nick! 237 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,536 Uh, think. 238 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,937 Coach gave me an out. 239 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,639 He said, "Just say the word and it's off." 240 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,641 And you know what? I'm just gonna say the word. 241 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:54,807 No! No! 242 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:55,875 You call, you say the word. 243 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,476 No, Schmidt! 244 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,045 God, you can't do that to Cece. 245 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,113 She's just starting to move on. 246 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,350 All we have to do is get through the night. Just get through the night. 247 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:04,552 Just have to get your mind off her. 248 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,620 What do you want to start with? 249 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,788 * Play it now 250 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,490 * Play it now, my baby 251 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,992 * Cracklin' Rosie, get on by * 252 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,461 What's-what's happening? 253 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,795 (humming) 254 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,398 (tapping rhythmically) 255 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,233 Maybe just go no shoes. I don't know. 256 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,536 Okay, and this one's tenth grade, so... 257 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:23,971 This one's from Evan G. 258 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,406 Evan G. was the captain of the water polo team. 259 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,675 "Hey, Jess, we both like lunch." 260 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,177 (chuckles) That's true. 261 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,845 Oh, Lands End... aw, dude... 262 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,881 * Play it now, play it now 263 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,149 * My baby 264 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,518 * Cracklin' Rosie, get on board * 265 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,052 Camryn Manheim represents a woman who was heckled 266 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,690 by a carnival clown, and Dylan McDermott says... 267 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,490 I can't stop thinking about Cece! Okay! 268 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,926 Nick said this would work. Sit down. 269 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,326 Stop thinking about Cece. I'm gonna sit down. 270 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,428 Wow. 271 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:50,764 Look at this leather. 272 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:54,567 It's so smooth, brown. 273 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,235 It's just like Cece. 274 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,770 That's weird. 275 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,006 You're right. I'm just gonna lay down for a little bit. 276 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,575 Okay. 277 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,544 (sighs): Oh, yeah, this feels good. 278 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,022 Okay. 279 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,523 What are you doing, Schmidt? 280 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,457 Nothing, just go. No, no, no, no. 281 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:19,860 Just go away. Okay... 282 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:20,927 Schmidt, hey. 283 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,428 No! We're getting you out of here, 284 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,463 and we're gonna get you a new woman, okay? 285 00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:26,099 Nick said to stay at home. 286 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,100 Well, Nick doesn't know everything, Schmidt. 287 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,402 And please stop this. This is so disgusting. 288 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,138 I can't even look at you. 289 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,706 Come on, this is gross. This is getting really weird. 290 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,106 Please! Just one more kiss! 291 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,408 No, you're kissing a sectional, you dummy! 292 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,811 All right. 293 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,913 That was the right move. You did good. 294 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,582 Furguson! Furguson! 295 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,618 Furguson! 296 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,818 Come here, buddy! 297 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,486 Come on, you little son of a bitch! 298 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,221 We should do another lap around the park. 299 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,323 I bet those mean-ass kids playing Frisbee are gone by now. 300 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:54,326 Winston... we've looked everywhere. 301 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,462 What are you do...? Winston. 302 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,431 Damn it! 303 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,734 I should've never gone to that party. 304 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,168 Nah, the party was a good thing. 305 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,136 You should go to more parties. Really? 306 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,005 I got shot down by, I don't know, 307 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,506 16 or so different women. 308 00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:08,975 And then I come home to find out 309 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,510 that you have misplaced my best friend. 310 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:13,580 Furguson's your best friend now? Yes! 311 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,614 Would you listen to yourself? 312 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,649 This is pathetic. 313 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,950 Whoa. "Pathetic" is harsh. 314 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,250 I didn't mean... 315 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,788 Friends don't call friends pathetic. 316 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,355 Well, what do friends do 317 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,291 when their other friend is taking a shower with a cat? 318 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,592 (cell phone chirps) 319 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,961 Wait, wait, wait! 320 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,361 I just got a text. 321 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:30,429 Somebody found him. 322 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,965 No way! Furguson? Yes. 323 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,701 Yes! Don't do that at all. 324 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,235 If that cat's alive, we're made up. 325 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,604 (whistle blows) 326 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,605 How you liking that merch? 327 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,607 Oh, it's... 328 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,775 it's great, thanks. 329 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,345 Yeah, yeah. (chuckles) 330 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,547 You want a pretzel? No, I'm-I'm fine, thanks. 331 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,981 It wasn't a question. Hey, yo, Slice! 332 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:52,852 Let me get about seven of them hot things! 333 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,153 You worried about the money? 334 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,188 It's cool, I got it, babe. 335 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,826 Coach had a good year today. 336 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,861 Yeah, when I-I agreed to go out with you, 337 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,629 this isn't exactly what I expected. 338 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,999 I know, I hear that a lot, I hear that a lot. 339 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,570 Uh-oh! 340 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:11,739 Ha-ha! Look at that. 341 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,405 Coach is blowing up. 342 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,475 Oh. 343 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,576 I'll just... 344 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,811 Thanks. 345 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,412 Damn it. 346 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,749 I can't mingle with this trash. 347 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,982 I've been to the mountaintop. 348 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,583 Okay, look. Look at me. 349 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,586 You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? 350 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,822 When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. 351 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,258 You were legendary. 352 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,693 That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish 353 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,528 a number of beach communities. Right. 354 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,999 All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here. 355 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,567 She's on a flip phone, Jess. 356 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,536 I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler. 357 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,904 Hi! This is my friend Schmidt. 358 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,340 And he's sweet and he's smart. 359 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,408 And he has a job that I don't really understand, 360 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,576 but seems to pay him well. 361 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,011 Schmidt, sit down. Okay. 362 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,981 (chuckles) I'm gonna give you two a moment. 363 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,619 Look, you're a beautiful woman. 364 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,188 In another life, we certainly would've been lovers, but... 365 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,125 my soul mate is at a Sparks game right now with another man. 366 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,059 I need to go get her. 367 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,928 Oh, you poor thing... Please don't interrupt me. 368 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:12,399 Now, do you see that bug-eyed woman over there? 369 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,533 I need to ditch her 370 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,403 so that I can go fulfill my destiny. 371 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,770 Now, tell me when she looks away. 372 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,538 Not now. 373 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,808 Not now. Wait. 374 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,842 Now. 375 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,746 What might've been. 376 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,951 Hey, Schmidt! No! 377 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,957 What do you think he's gonna look like when we get him back? 378 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:41,094 Found him under the steps eating a dead raccoon's eyeball. 379 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,261 (laughs) 380 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:44,331 Your cat's a psycho. 381 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,799 Oh, did my baby have a tasty treat? (laughs) 382 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,668 Furguson, I missed you so much, little buddy. 383 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,071 They're very connected, those two. 384 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,972 I can relate. Got a beast of my own. 385 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,274 Hodgkiss, wake up. 386 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,808 (blows) (Hodgkiss squeaking) 387 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,311 We got company. NICK: Aw. 388 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,779 Is that a squirrel? Squirrel? It's a hamster. 389 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,349 Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. 390 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,817 Okay, you've been outside, man. 391 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,585 Trying to just figure out the smell, I guess. 392 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,855 This guy's the best. I'd rather stay home 393 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,956 and watch Grey's with him than go out to some bar, 394 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,059 try to impress some douche bag dressed like a lumberjack. 395 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,995 I am done chasing men. 396 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,096 WINSTON: I hear that. 397 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,465 I am so done chasing women. 398 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,168 (smacks lips) That's too bad. 399 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,438 (chuckles softly) 400 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,706 Yeah, it's too bad. 401 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,177 (chuckles) You guys hungry? 402 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,611 Oh, no, but thank you very much for the offer. I could eat. 403 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,181 Winston, do you like bologna? 404 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,448 It's the kind you have to peel the wrapper off 405 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,985 just to get to the meat. 406 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,288 And do you have pudding in a cup? 407 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,489 I never have pudding in a cup. 408 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,323 No. 409 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,058 Is that a good thing or a bad thing that she doesn't? 410 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,826 That's a good thing. 411 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,197 You know, I don't know what's going on here. 412 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,698 Find Staples Center! 413 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,067 AUTOMATED VOICE: Finding Starples Medical Supply. 414 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,903 No, you dumb pocket robot! 415 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,236 Dan Plummer Rubber Stumpers. 416 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,837 Aah! Now you're just making up words! 417 00:13:58,871 --> 00:13:59,907 That's not even a place! 418 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,207 Damn you! 419 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,208 (garbled): Maiden Worcestershire Sauce. 420 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,344 Huh. Chocolate. 421 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,212 Hi, there. 422 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,081 I'm ruining a date, and I don't want to show up empty-handed. 423 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,485 I will take three of the, ooh, the dulce de leches. 424 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,653 Um... 425 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,821 (clicks tongue) 426 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,655 How about some caramels? 427 00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:19,058 Do you have anything that says "I'm sorry for cheating on you. 428 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,028 Please don't sleep with my friend"? 429 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,830 Of course you don't. Wonderful. 430 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,631 Ooh, look at that-- samples. 431 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,038 Wha...? Who are you texting right now? 432 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,072 Uh, wh-what are you talking about? 433 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,573 I'm not texting. I was just, uh... 434 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:35,875 You're texting right now. 435 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,277 Nah, I'm just, uh... 436 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,845 Okay, you know what? Whoever you are texting, 437 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,279 if you want to be with them, 438 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,447 you should just go off and be with them. 439 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,951 (laughs): You're so jealous. 440 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,186 Okay, yeah, you know what-- that's it! 441 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,187 That is the last straw! 442 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,590 I'm out of here. 443 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,759 Cece... 444 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,236 So, Bertie, have you always been a bus driver? 445 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,705 I used to manage a shoe store. 446 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,106 Then I, uh, quit, 447 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,740 had a few dark years. 448 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:11,410 Sold Christian T-shirts for a while. Okay. 449 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,879 Got my tubes tied. Not cheap. 450 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,216 This is a real honest conversation. Shut up, Nick. 451 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,818 Pulled myself out of that personal hell, and... voila. 452 00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,388 Wow. You know, 453 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,754 I like driving bus. 454 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,923 Get to put whatever I want on the dash. 455 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,625 Keeps the darkness away. 456 00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:27,659 You know? 457 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,229 I also, uh... 458 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,063 I paint. 459 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,365 You paint? 460 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,971 It's a boat. 461 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,871 Oh, I can see it's a boat. 462 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,243 All right, well, uh... 463 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,844 I better take my stomach medicine. 464 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,480 I got to get up at 3:30. 465 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,249 Is that a.m.? I drive a bus. 466 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,817 Will you eat your damn sandwich, Nick. 467 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,653 (quietly): I don't like it. 468 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,621 What about you, Winston? Do you like it? 469 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,323 I'm not gonna lie to you, Bertie. 470 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,292 Sometimes it was a little hard to chew. 471 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,294 Well... you can suck on it to make it soft. 472 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,796 (coughing) 473 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,537 Wow. Is something happening between you two? (laughs) 474 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,972 Dude, she is so real. Okay, good. 475 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,642 Would you do me a favor? Now, you owe me. 476 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,943 Winston, I would love to. Anything. 477 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,778 I mean it. Anything. 478 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,280 Okay. I owe you. 479 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,049 I need you... 480 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,350 (Furguson meows) 481 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,052 ...to take Furguson home tonight for me 482 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,188 while I just stay here and, you know, see where this goes. 483 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,390 Yes. This is a big moment. 484 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,025 Yeah. I'm proud of you. 485 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,894 Listen, Furguson, I'm about to do what adults do. 486 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,297 Hey, wish me luck. I think that's enough. 487 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,532 Wish me luck. Oh, this is a fat cat. 488 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,899 It's a tough decision. Do I...? I'll just leave... 489 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:42,302 Stay here, stay here. Okay. Yeah! 490 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,072 Cece, wait! Please wait! 491 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,538 I was texting my mom! 492 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,575 MAN (laughing): Dork. Shut up! 493 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,245 Oh, come on! 494 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,880 Do you really expect me to believe that? 495 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,216 No. I-I promise... I... My mom-- 496 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,918 she was texting me because I was... I was super nervous 497 00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,653 about this date. 498 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,655 Your mom? Look. 499 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,092 "Go get 'em, Booboo"? 500 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,493 That's me. I'm Booboo. 501 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,561 Why do you need inspirational quotes 502 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,864 from your mom just to talk to me? 503 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,732 I'm sorry. I... 504 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,236 (sighs) I'm just... I'm coming out of this relationship, 505 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,337 and, like... I just... 506 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,940 I don't know. I feel I don't know how to... 507 00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:23,742 I don't know how to do this anymore. 508 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,246 I know how you feel. 509 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,946 You do? 510 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,116 Yeah. 511 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,551 Wow. Uh... 512 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,222 I just want to put on some Drake and get up on you, girl. 513 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,457 You see, you're doing it again. 514 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,057 Damn it! I know. 515 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,527 Sorry. (laughs) (laughs) 516 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,194 Hey! Schmidt! 517 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,863 Schmidt, what are you doing?! 518 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,964 Why do you have all that chocolate? 519 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,366 I'm going to go win her back! 520 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,301 Do you know where I can get a pretty candle?! 521 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,270 No. Come on, Schmidt, get in the car. 522 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,772 (brakes squeaking) 523 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,708 Get in the car. 524 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,243 I love her, Jess. 525 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,646 I have to tell her. 526 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,080 Well, you can't. 527 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,982 You have to let her go. 528 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,317 I know. 529 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,420 Look, you're right. I know. 530 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,788 Okay, good. Come on, get back in the car. 531 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,157 I also know that in about 30 seconds, 532 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,724 I'm gonna run away from you again, 533 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,093 and this time, I will lose you. 534 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,596 I'll go down alleys, I'll cut across parks. 535 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,665 I will live in the shadows, just slithering, lurking, 536 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,433 trolling the darkness. 537 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,736 (sighs) 538 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,672 Jess, there's only one way for you to stop me. 539 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,307 Well, I'll do it, whatever it is. 540 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,175 Hit me with your car. 541 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,311 What?! No! No! 542 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,012 It's the only way for you to stop me! 543 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,682 No! That's crazy, Schmidt! 544 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,250 Come on, Jess. Now, do it! I deserve it. 545 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,853 I cheated on your best friend, I tried to break up you and Nick. 546 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,922 Hit the gas. No! No! 547 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,424 Jess, you do this, or I'm gonna run. 548 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,993 I don't want to! I'm gonna give you to the count of three. 549 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,862 No, I don't want to! Schmidt! Three. 550 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,198 Two. Do it for Cece. 551 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,031 (groans) 552 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,269 (yells) Oh, my God! 553 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,137 What the hell was that?! 554 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,007 You told me to hit you with the car! 555 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,009 You friggin' just hit me with your vehicle! You asked me to. 556 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:07,046 I didn't think you were really gonna do it. I barely tapped you. 557 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,780 This is my favorite utility khaki! 558 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,549 Well, then don't tell me to hit you with my car 559 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,318 if you don't want me to hit you with my car! 560 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,819 You're out of control! What? 561 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,488 (siren whoops) MAN: Ma'am, please pull over. 562 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,124 Jess! (grunting) 563 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,125 Oh, my God! 564 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,361 Schmidt! 565 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,894 Son of a bitch! 566 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,134 I know how this looks. Like you hit a man with your car? 567 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,568 Twice. 568 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,170 I only meant to hit you once. 569 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,672 Well, you hit me twice. 570 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,039 Also, he asked me to hit him. 571 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,974 I'm in a really weird place. 572 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,243 I just need to write a report. 573 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,978 She's not a criminal. She... 574 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,313 She was being a friend. 575 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,282 I hit him because I care about him. 576 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,086 You guys are into some weird stuff. 577 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,790 (engine chugging) 578 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,761 Well, congratulations. 579 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,096 You made it. 580 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,665 (laughs) 581 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,000 I did, didn't I? 582 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,769 Yeah. 583 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,003 And, hey, you know, don't worry about the hospital bill. 584 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,705 I'll pay it. 585 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,174 Wait a minute. Did you think that I was gonna pay your...? 586 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,542 Well, you hit me with your car, and I thought 587 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,711 you would at least offer. You told me... 588 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:16,048 I thought it would be a nice... ...to hit you with the car. 589 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,890 Schmidt, don't pretend you're fine. 590 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,557 I know you're not. 591 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:29,194 I'm not fine. 592 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,963 But I will be. 593 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,799 Uh... 594 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,468 Let's just wait it out. 595 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,403 Okay. 596 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,741 (groaning) God, it's been a half an hour. 597 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,076 Come up for air, you weirdoes. 598 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,813 Mm, mm, mm. 599 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,115 I'm getting kind of revved up. 600 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,616 Nick has some work to do. 601 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,151 (groans): Oh, God. (laughs) 602 00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:54,185 Give me a chocolate. 603 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,027 Mm. 604 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,632 Hey, there. Hey. 605 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,133 (chuckles) 606 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,835 Can I get some of that? 607 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,615 Mm-hmm. 608 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,751 You spending the night, or what? 609 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,453 Oh, hell, yeah. 610 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,790 * Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby... * 611 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,994 (moaning) (Winston mutters) 612 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,230 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org